Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Did anyone hear a squishy sound when I pushed the previous poat down? Never mind, it’s a new day, so let’s get moving with a little Bad Company.
To start off, a classic cowboy in jeans.
Good morning.
Jonathan Lipnicki. Haven’t seen anything he’s been in, but he seems a little young.
John Slattery. That oughta balance out.
Last, but not least. Rawr.
That will do for now. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Good job Roamy!
Gross.
Milf quality at spin on Monday was zero. REPEAT: NO MILFS.
All banker chicks and mostly dudes. I guess that would be normal for downtown, but the all guy thing really threw me.
During recovery times everyone checked email and shit. WTF?
Benny is bitey in the mornings. And he’s learned that he can dig.
Yay!
MJ, run for the exits now!
I was actually disappointed in the whole thing, but whatever.
It’s what you make of it, although having a better instructor would help.
Weak instructor and no MILFs?
Bail.
Nah. I need to try different instructors. It’s all good. Plus I’ve been doing this for long enough to do my own thing. The gym is crackfat heaven and they have the best everything I’ve ever used.
Plus access to the pool at the hotel across the street.
Yikes. My spin is good, although no milfs . They don’t check their phones, although a few chicks talk too much.
Crackfat heaven?
Someone tell that Mark Rippintoe fella I’m going for a long run today.
The entire center of the gym is set up for crackfat stuff and there’s a basketball court, squash courts, and racket ball upstairs.
Next to that is a crackfat room. Private crackfat, if you will.
Someone tell that Mark Rippintoe fella I’m going for a long run today.
He says that you’re weak and worthless. At least, that’s what I think he said. It was hard to hear him over the sounds of Glenn Reynold’s slobbering.
Soon, MJ and I will be discussing WODs and stuff.
Eh, maybe.
He says that you’re weak and worthless. At least, that’s what I think he said. It was hard to hear him over the sounds of Glenn Reynold’s slobbering.
******\***
*deadlifts 200 lbs
Whatever.
He is right in generalities. But he treats everyone as if they were stupid. Which, sure, a lot of people are.
No press release for Erf Day yesterday. So much for trying to meet that deadline.
Morning, children.
No such thing as private crackfat.
Next to that is a crackfat room. Private crackfat, if you will.
hot nude crackfat?
No press release for Erf Day yesterday. So much for trying to meet that deadline.
Cut them some slack. They’ve only had a year to try and figure out what they wanted to say.
Really … private crackfat. Kind of ruins it.
Alex, more of someone making it an emergency on my part without letting anyone up the line know.
Heh, lack of planning on your part does not make it an emergency on my part.
One of my favorite sayings.
Comment by Jimbro on April 23, 2014 7:05 am
For XBrad:
http://youtu.be/g10DqPbbUuw
Okay, that is pretty awesome.
MJ, what is a banker chick?
Roamy… HHD… oh yeeeeaaahhh!
Jay, my favorite is the sign with answers $1, correct answers $2, dumb looks are still free.
*thumbs up
One of my favorite sayings.
I end up having to say it under my breath most of the time Jay, don’t know about you.
One of the server guys I work with in Nashville has a 8 x 10 framed sign in his cube that says “Be Nice, Or Leave”. Not sure if he has any success with it.
Yeah pupster, usually not one that you get to say out loud. Unless it’s someone else in the office at the same level.
Rawr, indeed, Roamy!
Comment by Jimbro on April 23, 2014 7:05 am
For XBrad:
http://youtu.be/g10DqPbbUuw
New World Symphony!
One of the commenters thought the video was beneath the “dignity” of the music – guess they’ve never seen any Looney Tunes…..
>>He is right in generalities. But he treats everyone as if they were stupid. Which, sure, a lot of people are.
Well, most of us are stupid. We need basic information about fitness, and he presents it well. I can see how his columns can get boring for people who are into fitness forever.
Roamy would get bored too if they ask her to take aerosoace 101. Xbrad would be bored if presented with semi clothed pinup photos.
“bored”
I’d get bored if my expectation was that this place could bring funny.
Occupy park in lot.
Athol lot?
Mark Rippetoe’s book really is quite good. And the science is largely on his side regarding running.
But of course that will be ignored by addicts.
MJ, what is a banker chick?
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30s, professional, works at one of the banks downtown.
BoA, Wells Fargo, BB&T, are all headquartered in Charlotte and all of the skyscrapers are connected by covered, indoor walkways on the third level called the Overstreet Mall. Wauchovia was bought by Wells Fargo so the map is old, but you can walk to each of the buildings without going outside.
http://is.gd/EF754k
I assume they all have a particular look, MJ?
Mass Athol.
I thought it was in CT. Huh, learn something erruyday.
Yeah, yuppie look.
Does Bangor have banker chicks?
I wouldn’t fit in. I have more of a young-ish rural professional look.
But of course that will be ignored by addicts.
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That ignores the reality that some people work out for different reasons. It’s called enjoyment. It s not just a function of health, or strength, or some vain motivation.
I like running. I enjoy the challenge of road races. If working out we’re merely a function of some scientific formula, I wouldn’t do it.
Most people who work out do so for vanity or health. For them running is a terrible investment of time, energy, and connective tissue.
Running is pretty fundamental, Leon. Pretty sure your ancestors either ran away from danger, or ran down food at some point.
Taken to excess it’s bad, but then the same could be said of weighlifting. How’s the hip you damaged a while back?
Which is why I said his advice was too generalized to be interesting/ helpful to me. He has n arrogance about him I find irritating. He was a marathoner, who got injured, so of course all us mere mortals couldn’t/ shouldn’t do it either. I’ve been running since I was ten. That gives me some 37 years of experience on the subject matter. I’m smart enough to not overtrain. Maybe I should write a book?
Part of my comment is missing. I said something else in the beginning. Who the he’ll knows what ….
And running is very primal. More meditative. I Work out issues while running.
My endurance is what helps me kick ass at crackfat. I can keep going.
Running is pretty fundamental, Leon. Pretty sure your ancestors either ran away from danger, or ran down food at some point.
Those are sprints. Nothing wrong with sprints or walking. It’s running for miles and miles and miles and then wondering why you still have a fat belly (from the stress of running miles and miles and miles) that I object to. It’s stupid, doesn’t fit the pattern of humans in the ancestral environments we’re aware of, and it’s proven to cause damage.
How’s the hip you damaged a while back?
Fine now, but I hurt it slipping on ice and basically just noticed it while lifting. I let it rest and backed off and it healed.
Maybe I should write a book?
DO IT.
I was merely pointing out the idea that just because he overtrained and injured himself running doesn’t make him the authority on all running. Just as my experience doesn’t either. It’s just two examples.
Besides , my typos. In a book they would be legion.
I’m with you as far as that goes. Rip’s the go-to guy for strength programming without question, but I really feel like you need to add high-volume, low-intensity work to to that really get the best of health. I do it by standing and shuffling around most of the day, but I’d prefer to be walking outside if things were optimal. I usually get 4-6 hours of what I’m thinking of on Summer/Fall weekends doing yard work.
I know a good editor.
Some people don’t work out for pleasure. Maybe I should write a book.
This is bullshit.
Good cover song, allows me to listen without hearing Phil Collins:
Some people don’t work out for pleasure.
I sure as heck don’t. It’s hard and it’s painful at times and it’s really tiring. I work out so that everything else in life is stupidly easy and so people hugging me flip out that I’m carved out of wood.
Pupster, then you should find something you enjoy. Or a place where you enjoy working out. My bil found s gym where he could check out chicks, and that works for him. Crack fat works for many because of the competitive nature.
*sniff sniff*
Yep, bullshit.
I love it all. I really do.
This is bullshit.
Are you just now noticing that we poat dudes on Wednesdays? Well, Mondays too, but they’re different.
That’s why a book would be useless. How could I make people love working out?
Can, he’s probably nothing about the fitness stiff, but then you never know with Hotspur.
Okay, I admit a small frisson of joy when I catch myself in the mirror hoisting a heavy deadlift or standing press.
Just a smidge.
But I feel utter glee when I can pick up a freshly-fallen tree and toss it offhandedly back into the woods.
That’s why a book would be useless. How could I make people love working out?
Yoga pants?
Cyn, your name won’t swipe. You are can from now on.
And bitching turns into nothing.
“Can”
Well, at least it’s not completely inaccurate.
Also, I think you mean “swype”. Go big or go home.
Pepe: Running is pretty fundamental, Leon. Pretty sure your ancestors either ran away from danger, or ran down food at some point.
Leon:Those are sprints. Nothing wrong with sprints or walking.
Leon has a point. When I run to the buffet table, it is always a sprint. If I have to run miles and miles to the buffet, I take the car instead.
*subscribes to Tushar’s newsletter*
Hey Tushar, I know you’ve got the two little ones, how is your sleep these days?
Ever since Carin’s computer died someone has hijacked her account and is posting gibberish. Does anyone know if she’s been kidnapped?
I can only speak in swipable words now, Hotspur. Swype doesn’t swipe.
Leon,
They have grown up now. 7 year old in Sept. They know the consequences of waking up dad.
I sleep about 6 hours. More on weekends. But I blame the internet for that, not my kids.
For evening internetting, get this: https://justgetflux.com/
Good sleep is critical to weight loss unless you’re still young and invincible. Blue light in the evening wrecks a bunch of hormonal signalling.
Pat took the computer in today.
F-Lux is a very good program; have it on this machine and the iPud. Take a little getting used to, seeing the orange hues on the screen, but it’s so much easier to tolerate the screen at night.
My workouts damage the connective tissue of my couch.
Subscribes to Scott’s newsletter, and orders a gift subscription for Cyn
HA! I think I just woke the boys LOL’ing at that.
No skooL for the rest of the week, parent-teacher thingy tomorrow.
Flucks is only available for jailbroken iPads, which I won’t do because mine is still under warranty, plus I have the three year protection plan.
Oh well, fluck it.
You might be able to get Twilight, Hotspur.
Anyone watching Fargo? I was told that it is very good.
I know there are a few workalikes, I had twilight on my droid for awhile.
The word twilight seems to have been hijacked by a bunch of angsty teens who think vampires are sexy and cool.
Farg, I noticed the same thing looking for a link for you.
Hotspur, read this:
http://hotair.com/archives/2014/04/23/wapo-columnist-home-ownership-is-a-lousy-investment/
“People forget that housing deteriorates over time. It goes out of style. There are new innovations that people want, different layouts of rooms,” he told me. “And technological progress keeps bringing the cost of construction down.” Meaning your worn, old-fashioned home is competing with new, relatively inexpensive ones.
Pretty sure the columnist won’t know a joist if it hits him in the face.
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2014/04/white_working_class_women_should_stay_single_mothers_argue_the_authors_of.2.html
Slate argues that poor women should be single mothers because men are scum and losers and how dare they try to demand a role in their children’s lives!
Shameless clickbait crap from the kings of it.
Which is why I said his advice was too generalized to be interesting/ helpful to me. He has n arrogance about him I find irritating. He was a marathoner, who got injured, so of course all us mere mortals couldn’t/ shouldn’t do it either. I’ve been running since I was ten. That gives me some 37 years of experience on the subject matter. I’m smart enough to not overtrain. Maybe I should write a book?
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Car in is old as fuck. I had no idea.
Shut it, MJ.
Wow, MJ!
**grabs a bowl of popcorn
Seriously, this thread is full of useless crap.
Let’s talk about what we’re going to make for dinner.
*shuts it
Kind of feel bad for that. You can’t really fight back on a phone. It’s just not the same.
I may be old as duck, (not fixing that), but at least I don’t have a vanity purse-dog.
I may be old as duck, (not fixing that), but at least I don’t have a vanity purse-dog.
I sort of hate that I have one now as well. He’s sweet, though.
I may be old as duck, (not fixing that), but at least I don’t have a vanity purse-dog.
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True, true. But at least I have a vanity computer that works.
*rubs in the salt
MJ’s probably off putting on his spandex for spin.
I have several working computers, and I know where all my eggs are.
It is only Wednesday, and I’m already tired of leftover ham from Easter.
Tushar, the fail in that woman’s brain is epic. The people who lost money on housing are those who bought more than they could afford (stupid) with an ARM that suckered them in (ignorant). When housing prices dropped they were holding something that was worth less than they paid for it, and could not refinance or sell without losing their asses (screwed themselves).
For the rest of us, we rode out the bubble-bursting, and are now back most of the way to what our houses were worth ten years ago.
Besides, where am I going to find a house to rent with brazillian cherry floors throughout, varnished wood doors and trim, two fireplaces, a war room, finished basement, loads of other built-ins, euro-style shower, screen porch, large back deck, built in speakers and wiring, and a place to store the bodies?
Well my computer was old a duck too.
Doesn’t know where to go with this one.
Your momma’ s so fat …..
My new mechanic kicks ass, he’s good, honest, and inexpensive.
A 10,000 mile service used to cost around $400 at the closest dealer, and $325 at a place 35 miles away. I paid $226 today.
My house is worth more now than when I bought it.
Well, according to the assessors, at least.
OMG, I finally have remote access to my development environment!
… and IBM’s “Knowledge Center” containing all the tutorials and documentation is down.
MJ’s probably off putting on his spandex for spin.
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Nah. Need some therapy, so I’m going for a run later.
Your momma’ s so fat …..
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First dog and now mom? Damn, girl. I give.
>>>Does Bangor have banker chicks?
Most certainly not. Most of the tellers are young girls who didn’t go to college. They’re hot so missing cllege won’t matter for them. They’ll be married off and have kids before they’d start paying off college loans anyway. The managers are matronly for the most part. And yes, I’m using matronly as a slight on their appearance.
college
Getting married and having kids rather than being saddled with crippling debt and slave to an unwelcoming job market?
Awful. Tragic, really.
The only downside to the hot tellers is the number of cameras at the bank. I’m guessing they have a greatest hits tape of guys checking out their asses.
My life is awesome, I’m the luckiest man alive.
Pupster’s on meth?
I’m guessing they have a greatest hits tape of guys checking out their asses.
If I had video of women checking me out, I’d watch it every day as a pick-me-up.
http://i.imgur.com/vsW5G9p.gif
Only a little creepy; good job!
When did Pupster get so creepy anyway? Finally run out of gifs?
It started when he went on his positivity/anti-cynicism kick.
Cynicism? She has her own religion?
I must have been in ATL for that.
Cynacism?
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Seriously, that was a great catch.
VPD* at least helped MJ score GND.
*Vanity Purse Dog
Cynicism? She has her own religion?
The baptism part is the best.
OK, you are right. That was a little creepy.
Agreed, having just attended a pair of real baptisms.
I’m trying to find my place on this chart:
http://imgur.com/gallery/2iHborH
Is premarital sex okay?
After that many rotations, pupster’s nutsack was hitting him on the inside of his ankle. But only the left one.
Is premarital sex okay?
No, but neither is post-marital. Only extra- is okay.
Is premarital sex okay?
Are you asking for your mom?
Agreed, having just attended a pair of real baptisms.
Were they spectacular?
DAMMIT! I did it again, didn’t I?
OK, I’m going to sign off for a bit.
Sorry.
fuck you MJ
Is pupster doing a 30 day challenge too?
The baptism part is the best.
Jello wrestling isn’t a real baptism.
http://imgur.com/gallery/2iHborH
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Ok, that’s awesome.
I think it depends on the situation. Anyone inside of the circle gets the half full treatment, anyone outside and I’m cynical and skeptical.
The other half gets a glass of pee.
One was my wife and the other was a delightful young girl who chose Josephine for her confirmation name.
Jello wrestling isn’t a real baptism.
Says you!
Do you give home run ball #500 back without a thought?
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/mlb/angels-fan-tom-sherrill-at-right-place-to-grab-albert-pujols-500th?ymd=20140422&content_id=73032258
No way. I still think the Cards suck Dan’s Pickled Eggs and Pujols can go EABOD for sooooo many reasons.
First, he fired the drunk, lazy, shitfaced bartender in StL. Who does that? What a dick.
Second, he’s untrustworthy.
Third, he’s a homophobe. Pretty sure that bartender liked tuna tacos, not hot dogs.
I have an easy solution to the 21 y.o. drinking age limit. Raise the age of majority back to 21. Hell, make it 26, but keep the drinking age at 21. Win win.
It sure was fun watching her serve drinks, wasn’t it?
No we’re not. We just think they’re all a bunch of fags. And so is he.
http://theulstermanreport.com/2014/04/22/lesbian-columnist-attempts-to-convince-america-barack-obama-is-not-a-girly-man/
I think she mighta liked tuna/dogs, but that’s just a guess.
Republicans can mock Obama for having a ‘manhood problem,’ but they’re woefully out of touch with the new masculinity.
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If words have no definitions, then yes.
The Left is always trying to move the goalposts.
The new masculinity is nutless cuckoldry.
Alternatively, the new masculinity is relentless pegging from a domineering woman.
Hahaha Now, when Dan wears his Pujols’ tee, I’ll think of MJs rant.
Sally Kohn is a taco eater who has no experience with hot dogs. She is not the best person to define masculanity.
Also, Obama’s fatherhood excuse for being ‘differently masculine’ us so stupid. In my experience, fathers of girls become tender, but only towards their daughters. They still retain their masculanity, if they have any to begin with.
I cannot imagine anything more masculinizing than the desire to protect a daughter from harm.
Tush,
I have a wife, two daughters and two neutered shih-tzu’s in Casa de Phat.
Pretty sure I haven’t lost any manhood, but it’s best to remain vigilant.
I, for one, am ready to take advice on masculinity from our new butch overlord.
GND?
That dude looks familiar. Something from MMM?
Naw, Cyn, the dudes from MMM are going in the other direction.
Heh heh… who said “whippersnappers” the other day?
Heh.
…Wednesday…
That’s some solid staple-work going on in the background there, my queen.
inorite?!
Kinda mezzzzmerizing.
http://i.imgur.com/XUzfljf.jpg
This is a 100% accurate representation of my boys when they are home from school and I step out of my office here.
Hahaha Now, when Dan wears his Pujols’ tee, I’ll think of MJs rant.
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I’ve always hated Pujols, but mostly because he was a Cub killer.
In all honesty, he has one of the best swings ever, and he was a really stand up guy before leaving the Cards.
Then he was just another Athlete that follows the dollars. He had a chance to be a legend in StL forever and pissed it away for what, exactly?
I get playing for what you feel you are worth, but at a certain point, haven’t you fired enough drunk, lesbian, potty mouthed, whores?
I’m not sure that has anything to do with it, but whatever.
Sally Kohn kind of looks like Tucker Carlson from about 10 years ago.
Sally Kohn looks like she could beat up Chris Hayes, and his dad.
Wednesday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_xw1LahRQ
The pupsters race the w’s:
http://www.gifbin.com/985486
I’m sure that this will end well for all involved.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2611020/Meet-worlds-married-lesbian-threesome-baby-make-four-July.html
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Comment by Cyn on April 23, 2014 5:24 pm
http://i.imgur.com/LRMeH4A.jpg
You should see the breastfeeding version!
ha ha you wish!
This is really freaking adorable and made me grin from ear to ear. There are still good doobies out there, I mean, other than you assholes.
And one of the best comments in response to that gif…
I actually caught a ball at a game and gave it to the kids behind me.
You may throw your panties, now.
I’m sure that this will end well for all involved.
Yes, yes, I’m sure their parents actually named them Brynn, Kitten, and Doll, and are very proud.
It was only three months after their beautiful wedding day that Kitten fell pregnant, after undergoing IVF treatment using a sperm donor. They hope to conceive using the same method with all of their future pregnancies.
These poor, poor children.
Afternoon.
Today I built a big fat goose egg.
Consider them thrown.
Goose eggs are built, you say? Hunh. I’ll be damned.
You put three chicks together for long enough and someone will die.
FACT.
OMGOMG My mom just came over and she went SHOPPING!!!! for me. I hate shopping soooo very much. I swear that I do not wear on purpose the same thing over and over in front of her until she gets so sick of seeing it that she shops for me.
Apparently they all share the same bed. Who gets to steal all the covers?
Three women can’t even stay friends for 10 years, let alone share a bed that long.
Women.
*Pfffft*
I hope she doesn’t crave pickles. They’ll never get the jar open.
Jewstin wins the internet for the day.
http://is.gd/sot7KL
Brynn had been married twice before to women and both experiences had made her acknowledge that monogamous relationships weren’t for her.
Gee, she’s 34 and she’s on her third lesbian “marriage”?
Nope, nuthin’ wrong with that “gal” (honestly, she looks rather mannish….)
I hope she doesn’t crave pickles. They’ll never get the jar open.
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I watched the interview. The tall one is a dude.
Can you send me that sports link again, Cyn. Blackhawks play at 8:30 tonight.
“after undergoing IVF treatment”
I bet lesbo IVF is covered by Obamacare.
My insurance doesn’t cover shit for fertility assessment or treatments at all. Even if theirs somehow also doesn’t (doubtful), they’ve got two full-time government employee salaries (guessing, but you know I’m right) to cover the IVF.
MJ, http://www.epctv.com/
This is good:
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/04/23/Why-my-daughter-doesn-t-recycle-an-economics-professor-s-letter-to-his-child-s-teacher
That’s the one.
The http://www.epctv.com/ link, that is.
This is good:
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/04/23/Why-my-daughter-doesn-t-recycle-an-economics-professor-s-letter-to-his-child-s-teacher
Yep; was worth a few minutes to read.
MJ, it is pretty cool that you gave the baseball to a kid. I H8 it when the crowd shames people into giving the ball away. Every one that chants “Give it to the kid” needs a Louisville Slugger upside the head.
That website was probably my greatest internet discovery.
That and the dog who likes bananas.
I’ve had two dogs that like bananas. Is that weird?
MJ, it is pretty cool that you gave the baseball to a kid. I H8 it when the crowd shames people into giving the ball away. Every one that chants “Give it to the kid” needs a Louisville Slugger upside the head.
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It was a Cub game so almost no one was paying attention. It was a one hander and I was kind of buzzed.
Hillary is going to run with __________ so that she looks pretty.
http://is.gd/Cra9PJ
You also found that Feed2All site, Scott.
That’s really nice of Hillary to do that for the old battleaxe.
I didn’t make this, but I could have: http://youtu.be/PHZpU1ykdc8
I’m actually not sure if she’s alive.
Both Hillary and Helen.
ola, mi amigos.
Solved the network problem I was having all by myself. That’s right. With no help from anyone else at all. Fixed it because I’m a genius. It’s what I do.
Called Tushar, didn’t you?
(Imagine a link here of Orson Welles applauding for Jewstin’s brilliantly funny comment. Consider it stolen.)
>>>Called Tushar, didn’t you?
Don’t you mean “Bob?”
And no.
I’m going to call on the awesome combined power of the Hostages here.
I need stories about leftards attempting to shut down opposing points of view. Stories like the idiots who want climate deniers arrested. Stories like the stupid bitch at Yale who whined about having to hear opposing points of view.
Any and all. Please link or e-mail to me. I have a plan to focus on the facism of the left on this weekend’s show.
TYIA
>>>>I didn’t make this, but I could have: http://youtu.be/PHZpU1ykdc8
What’s hilarious about that whole “fat-shaming” concept is that it’s the left that engages in it far more than anyone else.
Michelle is the biggest fat-shamed there is.
Yet I guaran-fucking-tee these victimized heavy-snowflakes vote D every fucking time.
*Michelle is the biggest fat-shamer there is.
http://www.wnd.com/2014/04/california-courts-move-to-blacklist-boy-scouts/
Did anybody tell anybody else for the last goddamn time to pick their laundry up off the floor today?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A_same-sex_marriage_controversy
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/culturemonster/2008/11/prop-8-blowback.html
http://www.thefire.org/cases/saint-louis-university-student-group-prevented-from-inviting-potential-political-candidate-to-campus/
Hey Wiser did you fill in again today?
Is Tom “concerned”?
Brain is so hurted
everythin smell like a smoke
think I got an A
XBrad’s on his game.
You going to archive your fill in shows Wiser?
Chemistry?
http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/03/conservative-prof-wins-discrimination-lawsuit-against-unc-wilmington/
Two exams and a presentation all one day, Jimbro. Haven’t even gotten to the final exam material and theres only a couple weeks left of school. Those snow days earlier this semester really screwed us at the end, here.
Oof, no wonder your brain’s tired…
>>>Hey Wiser did you fill in again today?
Is Tom “concerned”?
I will be filling in the week of May 5th.
And yeah, Tom is “concerned.” As is Steve. I’ve already received a couple of “hey, man, let’s do this together” e-mails.
I wonder if Xbrad would consider acting asy producer…..
Nice work, dude!
My wife is actually trained for that crap, Wiser, but she’s busy on weekdays.
And in Michigan.
Have you read up on Mark Steyn’s run in with the Canadian Kevin Bacon Government?
I always think it’s interesting to note that other countries, even ones close to say, Connecticut do not have free speech as we know it.
Do you know that he is a regular on 1080 AM?
>>>You going to archive your fill in shows Wiser?
Oh hell yeah.
This is huge, IMO. This show is the anchor show for the station. It is pretty much the only reason the station exists, other than the local sports and the goofy morning show.
This is a huge responsibility. I was talking to the producer of the show today about what I can do and he was adamant that we keep the show as close as possible to what Larry does.
So, okay… little bit of me but mostly Larry’s show.
MJ, http://www.epctv.com/
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No BHs. Boo!
I found Mare!
I told a liberal customer at HD that CFLs are a scam. He said that they are totally worth it because we rely on coal powered plants for our electricity.
I mention how we don’t have coal burning plants.
OMG! Hissy fit! I was totally wrong!. He was SO sure of himself all I could do is laugh and walk away.
We have one coal plant in the state, it produces 2% of our total electricity and nobody knows where it is.
>>>Do you know that he is a regular on 1080 AM?
Tom? Yeah, he actually brags about that.
He’s as bad as Ferris
>>>And in Michigan.
Damn. So close.
I told a liberal customer at HD that CFLs are a scam. He said that they are totally worth it because we rely on coal powered plants for our electricity.
I mention how we don’t have coal burning plants.
OMG! Hissy fit! I was totally wrong!. He was SO sure of himself all I could do is laugh and walk away.
We have one coal plant in the state, it produces 2% of our total electricity and nobody knows where it is.
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You should put this on your apron:
http://is.gd/rP52vR
I’ll get you a link in a few minutes, MJ.
The early links have ebola.
>>> This show is the anchor show for the station.
OK, now I’ll add my wishes for things to work out in the best possible way for you.
I think this is more a matter of stupidity, but close enough:
http://www.thefire.org/bergen-administrators-fear-game-of-thrones-quote-censor-professor/
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2014/04/the-debate-is-over-a-core-progressive-tenet.php
Oh, how did I forget the Wisconsin John Doe investigation?
http://www.prwatch.org/news/2014/04/12455/john-doe-court-filings-blow-partisan-witchhunt-allegations
Better John Doe link:
http://www.jsonline.com/news/judge-refuses-to-dismiss-lawsuit-over-john-doe-probe-b99243811z1-254460341.html
because we rely on coal powered plants for our electricity.
But I bet he’s all for electric cars though.
Check you email MJ.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8158564608/hFD2FB85E/
Not only does it have free sports, but I’m also in touch with Free Russian Sexy Brides.
Thanks scottw!!!!
Mini-me made dinner. Chicken fingers, mashed potatoes, and peas. Not paleo, but then I didn’t have to cook. Win.
Don’t click! They are not free!
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/04/23/peoria-mayor-defends-police-raid-over-twitter-parody-account/
Defending the indefensible.
Oh shit.
I’m engaged to a girl named Olga form Minsk.
Here is her profile:
http://is.gd/Cra9PJ
Cheer up, MJ- First hit from GIS
http://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000008334136-rc0aix-crop.jpg?e48f7af
Nice… not too shabby at all. So, are you two registered somewhere yet?
What the hell is GIS?
Nice… not too shabby at all. So, are you two registered somewhere yet?
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Adam and Eve.
So what do you get if you GIS “Ilsa from Omsk”?
Google Image Search.
R U Srs?
Google Image Search.
Or a Geographical Information System.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographic_information_system
Adam and Eve.
I have no idea what this store is.
I’m not very religious.
GIS “Ilsa from Omsk”?
Ooookaaaay… those results are… um… “varied”.
I have no idea what this store is.
Lies.
I’m not very religious.
Truth.
R U Srs?
Google Image Search.
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Uh, no.
http://is.gd/BDAGV6
Uh, no.
http://is.gd/BDAGV6
Fair enough. Now you know 🙂
http://is.gd/mMOMzr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SqFPNTBnv8
I have no idea what this store is.
Lies.
Why… I cannot… I’m just… You have… How can you… I don’t even…
Meh fukkit; all the links at that store are purple when I go to the site.
L to R: Cyn, MJ.
http://is.gd/lpoqcn
Meh fukkit; all the links at that store are purple when I go to the site.
Hawt.
Went to Adam and Eve.
I don’t even recognize…the wha…so curvy….really?….
I guess that’s how Japan evolved to tentacle pron.
It’s only the first period but I have to go to bed.
Nighty dreams sweet.
Mom got back from taking the boys out to dinner. Chatterbox!
MJ had his first period?
That’s it, I’m done for the day.
I don’t even recognize…the wha…so curvy….really?….
Ha ha, I know. It’s like, “Are you kidding how many batteries do I need to operate this thing??”, and “Oh, look, a plug-in model. Hunh.”
That’s it, I’m done for the day.
Some days, you win the internets; some days, it wins you.
Cyn’s toys have a kickstarter.
“That little thing comes in size XXXXL???”
“So this thing is actually for a guy, and in pink?!??”
“There’s an actual video to use this product? Who knew!”
You are all over there browsing, aren’t you.
I think I’mma let Cyn own these comments, and go watch some OTH.
It’s funny that some of the links here are blocked by “Vipre” anti virus an dangerous sites…
Seems like comments are now blocked here. It’s from everybody looking at bad, bad stuff.
*gets curious
Hi Chrispy! How are you feeling?
Well, it seems that Vipre has killed the thread.
With that, I will turn off the computer and go to bed.
G’nite, y’all…
The always late to the party award goes to….
…..me
Goodnight, CP. Sleep well.
Insty linked to a Dear Prudy column about a husband demanding a paternity test. The Instapundit commentators seem to be losing their collective shit. It’s a whole lot of bitterness. It’s kind of funny, actually.
Hi L8 Niters!!!
Talking to myself time. Had a member find out she was revoked off the membership. Ugly divorce going on. I couldn’t let her see the Primary Page or the Comment Screen. Before I worked for Sam’s, I didn’t realize how much drama goes on over a freaking $45 Membership.
Hi Oso! Yeah, I was taken off a CostCo card, but not until I enjoyed almost a year of free membership. In return, he got US News and World Report, which was automatically billed to my credit card, until his girlfriend left him and told me.
Wow. Have you gone through all your accts and fixed everything?
That was years ago after marriage number one.
I remember in my twenties, at my first job, there was a guy who was divorced twice. I had never seen such a thing in real life, and was fairly scandalized.
Wow.
Just wow, as they say.
Scandalized was too strong of a word. I didn’t get the pitchfork out by any means, but I looked at him a little differently.
Only one of my classmates came from a divorced family — it was just the was it was in that place and time.
was = way
Oh ok. Whew. (Dials back the outrage) I grew up with multiple divorces on both sides of the family. My Catholic familia is way cool with the divorce/annulment dealio.
Lippy, when we were stationed in Texas, I could not believe how many blended families there were. I was used to people that h8d each other, but stayed together “For the children”
Dark turn was taken on Arrow tonight.
Oh ok. Whew. (Dials back the outrage)
Thanks for the outrage. *muah* And non-awkward hugs.
Sacco-Vanzetti time. Goodnight!
G’night, Lippy.
I met a Coptic Christian who fled Egypt. I guess Catholic Charities are helping to relocate refugees in ABQ. Pretty cool. They are being setup on my side of town and not in the War Zone “International District” for a change. Very nice man.
I know you fancy cooking type people have your own “Sourdough” starter, but I don’t. I’m really craving some Boudin or some Fish Market sourdough. Mmmm…bread.
So, some Member was telling me about her dream of moving to the North Shore and putting up screens around nesting turtles and I was like, Dude! Moving to Kaua’i and handing out binoculars at Kilauea Lighthouse. Costco shopper didn’t even know about the way cool WalMart/Sam’s by Ala Moana. MARE!!!!!!
One large boy dressed in fine robes there
Gives to her his two pale hands
On one hippie’s fingers there’s a violet ring
But now the ring is red with her derp
Anyone planning a Thursday thread or should I do it?
Awright, lemme think of something.
New poat for cool people and you people*.