I’m pretty sure that the NSA, TSA, DHS, or C3PO has finally caught up with MJ because that lazy phuck didn’t do BBF. So, without much further ado, welcome to A Chick Doing A Chick Big Boob Friday™.
Here: I think there’s music in the vid below; you check it out and let me know.
Today’s chick is a virgin*. She’s 30-ish and hails from –believe it or not– just down the street from MJ’s house, swearsies. She once said, “I love to go four-wheeling. I would go out with only my guy friends and fly off these crazy inclines and hills that they were too scared to ride. Man, did they scream.” That makes me laugh and laugh and I’d like to buy her a Xanax Margarita or a Yahoo. Her IQ is 32D-25-33 and she loves to hear you whisper (semi-NSFW) her name softly so don’t fuck it up: Nicci Pisarri.
I’m not one of those mean substitutes so no quiz today (um, unless that’s what you want me to be and then I can totally do that role too). Click or not.
- 1775 – The Continental Army was founded and this event is considered to be the birth of the United States Army.
- 1777 – The Continental Congress in Philadelphia adopted the “Stars and Stripes” as the national flag of the United States.
- 1789 – Captain William Bligh of the HMS Bounty arrived in Timor in a small boat.
- 1834 – Cyrus Hall McCormick received a patent for his reaping machine.
- 1834 – Isaac Fischer Jr. patented sandpaper.
- 1919 – The first non-stop trans-Atlantic flight began.
- 1945 – Burma was liberated by Britain.
- 1951 – “Univac I” was unveiled; it was a computer designed for the Census Bureau and billed as the world’s first commercial computer.
- 1954 – U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed an order adding the words “under God” to the Pledge of Allegiance.
- 1967 – Mariner 5 was launched from Cape Kennedy, FL; the space probe’s flight took it past Venus.
- 1990 – The U.S. Supreme Court upheld police checkpoints that are used to examine drivers for signs of intoxication.
- 1996 – The FBI released that the White House had done bureau background reports on at least 408 people without justification.
Born on this date were Burl Ives 1909 , Alan White 1949 – Musician (Yes) , Eric Heiden 1958 – Olympic gold-medal speed skater , Boy George (George O’Dowd) 1961 – Singer (Culture Club), Chris DeGarmo 1963 – Musician (Queensryche) , Yasmine Bleeth 1968 – Actress (“Baywatch”) , and Steffi Graf 1969 – Tennis player.
*to the H2
Tallyho, kittycats – Happy Friday.
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Where the hell is MJ?
good job on the boobs Cyn.
You’re spoiling these guys.
Reedjamakashun camp prolly.
They’re taking the little people first!
They may be easier to ‘correct’ with their little brains.
I nominate Cyn from now on.
I knew this had to be Cyn because she has a nice body and a pretty face.
Not only does Cyn have a nice body and a pretty face, so does our BBF model.
Welcome back, Mare.
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Hi Rich!
Okay IT geniuses, why can’t I comment on Rosetta’s posts. It only happens with Rosetta’s posts. Any answers?
I think MJ should post Cyn for BBF next week.
Thanks, peeps. Glad you enjoy. The tuckers get a little old after a while, don’t they.
Funny stuff Cyn, you done good.
Okay IT geniuses, why can’t I comment on Rosetta’s posts. It only happens with Rosetta’s posts. Any answers?
It must have something to do with Rosetta’s being an ass.
Carin, I think you’re right.
Okay IT geniuses, why can’t I comment on Rosetta’s posts. It only happens with Rosetta’s posts. Any answers?
It makes me scratch my head every single time. I don’t get it at all.
hahaha…It started with that Rosetta is Gay post. Really.
hahaha…It started with that Rosetta is Gay post. Really
Well that would make it Wiser’s fault.
Laughed a leeetle bit too hard, didja? Oh, that’s makes it even funnier. Ha Ha Ha
Hunh. Didn’t think it was possible to kill a BBF. I stand corrected.
I approve of this BBF. That is all.
Cyn, there is simply nothing to complain about on this BBF so most are just basking in your brilliance.
She is quite lovely –
Nice job, Cyn. **cranks up Yes to eleventy**
I was, uh… a little busy. Yeah, that’s it, busy!
…so most are just basking in your brilliance.
Ha!
Okay.
All the “likes” are women…..hahahahah
There’s no “fap” button, Mare.
I haven’t been able to like a wordpuss poat in some time. I get a blank popup window and nothing else.
All the “likes” are women
NTTAWWT, IYKWIMAITYD
She seems nice. I wonder if she can cook sammiches…
D’oh! She’s the same age as my *middle* child!
*Puts tennis balls on walker feet*
*Wonders if she can help me with my “medications”*
*Combs beard over to cover bald spot*
We may need to stop listing their ages.
Cyn, you didn’t I looked her up 😉
Well, I can see that you didn’t read any of the crap I typed, Tom. D’oh!
*Heaves sigh of relief* OK! The site I looked at is old. She’s at least 8 years older than my middle child! *Combs beard back, since I couldn’t see*
30-ish?? What the error bar on that value?
I actually did read all of it and followed all the links (very good ones); just missed that tidbit 🙂
Plus or Minus 1; I was able to find the year she was born but nothing else.
I was just busting your chops mostly.
Happy Flag Day!
If anyone’s interested, I have a re-post up from last year at my site; it includes “You’re a Grand Old Flag”, “Ragged Old Flag” by Johnny Cash, and Red Skelton’s timeless “Pledge of Allegiance”, as well as the essay “I Am The American Flag”.
On this day, may we celebrate the blessings of liberty which we all are so very fortunate to have been given:
Pssst! Cyn. CYN!
Pssst! Pups!
Can I get a “background report” on Cyn?
She’s hawt.
Cyn is very well armed. Just sayin’.
Just once, once, I’d like to get a thumbs up like Cyn did. I could do it, I really could, it just means I have to learn crap like how to use the internetweb, not be lazy and generally have wit and humor.
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
Be careful what you wish for, Mare.
Holy crap we have to get rid of this HUGE POS:
http://money.msn.com/credit-rating/irs-tracks-your-digital-footprint#scpshrtu
‘Sup, flagz?
Nice job, Cyn. Where did you put MJ?
eBay sellers are going to be in trouble.
I have never posted a tucker for BBF. Not like other people have.
MAAAAAAAARE!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/mn2whwx
Just once, once, I’d like to get a thumbs up like Cyn did.
I’m sure that can be arranged. *lubes thumb*
Comment by tomswifty on June 14, 2013 12:33 pm
Cyn, you didn’t I looked her up
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Up and down a few times I suspect……. 😉
Great job Cyn, MJ who?
Nice job, Cyn. Where did you put MJ?
Shoebox.
You DID remember to poke airholes in it, right?
Finally. A BBF model *almost* as hot as the author of this poat! **flashes double devil forks**
Suckup.
This better be a 9-0 decision.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/11/us-usa-court-silence-idUSBRE90A13P20130111
This better be a 9-0 decision.
Drinking early in the day again, eh? Good for you.
The guy in this video alludes to some report that Feinstein quoted, saying that most of the members of gangs in the US are illegal aliens. Any ideas what the name of that report might be? Time to shove that in some Congresscritters’ faces:
http://is.gd/zqiGKz
So, as I’m watching the pole dance video, I’m thinking there’s something wrong about it.
Then it struck me: she’s clothed and guys aren’t makin’ it rain for her.
Everyday I wake up wondering if this is going to be the day that Lou Bega drops Mambo #6 and then Cyn posts this and all my worries are carried away.
This is a real candle scent. Saw it at the combination Ace Hardware / gift store on the way home.
Nope, didn’t buy it.
http://tinyurl.com/cald6nq
http://www.mandleco.com/
You’ve been saving that link, haven’t you Lauraw?
Just happened to recall there was a company that made candles for men. I’m sure there are others.
Hey, thanks Wiser!!
Work… COCK!!!
But I’m glad for a job, plus I needed the work too. It can get a little slooow this time of year for new assignments.
Work… COCK!!!
Are you a cop? Because you have to tell me if you’re a cop.
Did not see that coming, Xbrad. Curious, a bit disgusting, yet useful. Thanks!
No I don’t. Wait, are you an attorney, Sean? Because you have to tell me if you’re an attorney.
this guy has a bunch of interesting videos.
Who wraps their unpeeled apple in plastic wrap? Besides this guy I mean?
Oh, the guy answered it:
“Q: Why did I wrap an apple in plastic wrap?
A: Of course the video is fictional, however the survival techniques portrayed are real. I wrapped my apple with plastic wrap because I’ve seen it done before at hotels, and I wanted to give an example of how random resources can be used as tools. If you don’t wrap your apples in plastic wrap, perhaps you wrap your sandwich, or various other food items? The plastic baggie holding the celery can also be used in a very similar manner.”
That seems like stuff you’d be taught in a Boy Scouts and/or other survival training class. Or maybe in that book, “The Dangerous Book for Boys”.
An attorney? Damn. Words hurt, Cyn.
I really do enjoy learning fun funky shit like that. Like last night’s conversation about dental floss to fix a button or for suturing–‘cuz one of these days you just never know when it can come in handy.
Attack Wiener.
A college friend of mine sewed up his knee on a canoe trip.
*tussles Sean’s hair*
Sorry. Buttercup.
I cringe even thinking about having to do something like that, Scott. I’m sure I would if I had to, we all would, but ow and eew.
Attack Wiener.
That’s what she calls it.
sewed up his knee on a canoe trip
No duct tape? On a canoe trip? For shame!
It beats bleeding to death.
* puts tube of super glue in wallet *
* puts tube of super glue in wallet *
*Waits patiently for Scott to sit down with his wallet in his back pocket.*
My favorite camping tip: Don’t go camping.
Is that super glue in your pocket, or are you just a pencil-dicked geek?
Which is worse? A broken tube of superglue in your back pocket?
Or your front pocket?
{{shudders}}
Appendix carry is worse.
Occupy delayed flight. Fuck b
You just have to believe MJ.
I believe you can fly. I believe you can touch the sky.
Pixie dust.
Afternoon.
Which is worse? A broken tube of superglue in your back pocket?
Or your front pocket?
Broken tube on a cleanroom suit.
Hey Jewstin, what did you build today?
Today I built one (1) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/cqzou4l
and two (2) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/krlaekg
Today I built 200 megabytes of these: http://is.gd/Eo7qOn
And 200 megabytes of these: http://is.gd/qwuQ1D
I didn’t do crap today. I strained my back early and punched out.
I put the finishing touches on a 36-page report yesterday. Today I did two loads of laundry, packed a suitcase, bought a Father’s Day gift, and bought a bribe for Mini-me.
Early this morning:
Manticore: C. will you finish those angle racks? Jew, this proofer has to be done by 11:00 it’s going out on air freight. I’m going to stage the Tempers and you need to work on them while you wait for Welding. They need to go out by 3:30. I’ll send T. over here to help you.
Me and C.: . . . Okay.
Sometime later.
T.: *Looking across area at C.* If these things are hot, why aren’t all of us working on them?
Me: You’d have to ask Manticore.
Even more later:
Manticore: *Wiring control panel* You should have had all this pop-riveted by now. I could have wired while you put in the retainers and gasket. It would have been faster.
Me: You should have been over here swinging a pop gun instead of dicking around with modules we won’t need until the middle of next week. It would have been faster.
Me: I’m really going to have to crank this 5 wood to get it up that hill.
Mr. W: Shouldn’t you hit the 3 wood?
Me: Since I’m beating you by 3 with one hole to play, shouldn’t you STFU and get ready to buy me beer?
Fin
MCPO, did you get your suds?
Jewstin – Hells to the YES!
Beautiful day for it.
Scott – It was really nice here; 80F, low humidity and a west wind at about 10mph.
Hey Mare!!!
http://is.gd/my32uG
All true.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWha9CKESSU&feature=youtu.be
Evenin’, derelicts.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7571767552/h22A44E49/
Scott – Funny Song!!
Pupster – Awwwww!
Did anybody find anybody else’s laugh slightly off-putting today?
5 wood up the hill.
Slightly?
No.
Pupster – Range and azimuth, range and azimuth!
Question MCPO…end of the round handshakes, some take off the hats, some don’t. It seems like it is an insult if you don’t take off your hat for the handshake…am I over-thinking the tradition or not?
Pupster – For the pros – it should always happen. As for us regular guys, I do it when I’m playing with someone for the first time.
I need more mirrors http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1258663
Looks like we wont be needing the AC much this summer.
Post round handjob?
Bruins fans are the classiest.
Bad word warning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwD_QiWPu8I&feature=youtu.be
Classy. http://is.gd/2CLt3S
Just once, once, I’d like to get a thumbs up like Cyn did.
Ain’t gonna happen until you show up, display a driver’s license, and convince us that you’re not Rosetta’s sockpuppet.
This is the best fathers day BBF ever.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com/image/52910396948
I only have 18 more hours of training videos to watch.
Best weekend ever!
BBF worthy:
http://blurbrain.com/its-been-awhile-so-how-about-an-alison-brie-gif-dump/
/ classy
Baby Leon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWRbaaH9YWc
God hates the Rangers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qfJD1fae7o&feature=youtu.be&t=5s
That was a pretty good thunderclap
(and yes, after game 6 with the Cards, I was beginning to think God was mad at the Rangers too)
Scott – That was fucking funny! Oh, and I hate the Pens!
Wow! I guess Dan isn’t the only person that doesn’t take lightning seriously. No way that thunderclap was the first indication of lightning in the area. No way!
http://tinyurl.com/mrcbv7z
I knew you would appreciate that MCPO.
Blerg
Car in, how are you doing? Do you have to log the good meds for Hospice?
Howdy!
I do not have much to say other than Howdy!
I was at work all night. Dad’s sleeping now as is my stepmother, so I don’t know how the evening went.
And no – we don’t have to log any of the meds. Apparently the doses are really low, because of his weight and condition. Since he has no kidney function, they can’t give him certain things. Morphine, for one.
Debriefing and cocktailing time.
I was invited to go fishing this weekend by a coworker,
I said no because I did not bring my reels with me. And Texas requires a license that I do not have.
If I can fish in saltwater I will not miss Florida much. Maybe the gulf stream in the keys and lobster season, and snook. Do you know Texas snook are rare and in the south?
Pants are off, and cocktail is in hand.
*waits for instructions
I miss morphine a little.
Not enough to get my right leg cut on though.
Chillax, GF.
Carin,
My mom proudly announced she gained a pound.
I asked her how much she weighed she said 81.
When I got off the floor I called my family and told them to feed her.
Dang. I think my right big toe weighs 81.
81? Criminey.
I saw a gal at work from the gym I haven’t seen in a month or two. Anyway, she said I looked fitter – it’s that bootcamp. She said it when I walked up to the table. Before I began my cult-“one-of-us”-talk.
Ouch Car in. I had to log the morphine and the anti-hallucination drugs. Right up until I didn’t. Hang in there. Prayers always. For Roamy and her FiL too.
I think it is a sign Cyn when it it time to go they loose interest in life, food eating etc.
Dear G*D they talk about bowel movements though. SHUT UP!
I remember the loss of interest in food was a big thing with my g’parents. Used to make me really uncomfortable when my mom was going thru her cancer treatments and say she didn’t want to eat. Poor dear; she is now going through a bout of shingles. FFFFUUUU
We didn’t have to log Dad’s morphine. They stopped by and I (foolishly) gave them what was left.
Car in, you can’t be fit unless you do crossfit.
I don’t know why you keep trying to lie to us.
I still have a little PTSD about my Dad’s final days. The Tilted Kilt that I met Cyn was the same Tilted Kilt that Dan took me to to get me out of my Dad’s house.
Andy and Sean and I got thrown out of a Tilted Kilt.
Have they re-opened the Tilted Kilt in OMFG Desert yet?
Where is OMFG Desert?
There’s on on 111 in Palm Desert. That’s were we were asked to leave or pay a $10 cover charge an hour after we arrived.
I thought it closed and was on the re-open list
Cyn and I sat on the patio because of OMG MMF Saturday.
It may have closed. I’ve had no interest in returning to it since they pissed me off.
That was some bullshit right there. I wouldn’t have minded if they had told us when we got there or if they had signs on the door, but no.
That’s the night you and Andy shared a room in the gayest hotel in the Coachella valley, right?
Yes. As you never get tired of pointing out.
It was dark as I drove the point home
And on cold leather seats
Well, it suddenly struck me
I just might derp with a smile on my
Face after all
Good morning fellow wire-tappee’s!
Busy 12 hours of airlift fun in store as we move TFG’s shit to Belfast and Berlin. And the wookie has a dedicated mission moving her crap to Dublin.
What could possibly go wrong?
Morning.
I think we should start an internet rumor.
Your internet is slow because NSA.
My pork chop is dry and leathery because NSA.
Morning.
Gimme a few minutes, and I’ll have a new poat up.
I dont’ know if I should wakey wakey here or wait?
Carin, please wakey in the new poat.
Good timing there, Dave.
heh
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