While I can’t say it’s good to be back to real life, I can say that it’s good to be back at the H2. Real life and the H2 are roughly the equivalent of Nancy Pelosi and gravity.
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I wrote this song for Lance Armstrong. He’s the big giant pussy that made up his girlfriend, injected her with all kinds of steroids, denied it for 10 years, then faked her death so that he could win the Hymen Trophy. What is the world coming to when cheating involves Twitter, blood transfusions, and Sheryl Crow? Back in my day, you cheated by telling the Asian kid you’d hook him up with Sheryl Anderson right after you got a good look at his trig homework. Blah!
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Our model today has only done two photo shoots, hence the repetitive outfits repetitive outfits. She comes from Romania, where everyone names their kids Estelle and has the last name Taylor. Please welcome the 32E, knockeriffic, untapped babe…Estelle Taylor!!!!!!!
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So….What happened on this day in Herstory? A bunch of shit with badly paired links of stoopid!!! This edition will attempt to pair the modern liberal’s tendency toward revisionist history with their full-on embrace of remarkably ridiculous pop culture and celebrity worship.
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350 – Matt Damon deposes Roman Emperor Palpatine and proclaims himself Emperor.
1486 – Prince Wassisface of England marries Kate Wassername of York, daughter of that guy who divorced the pretty blonde that died in a car crash.
1701 – Frederick of Mercury crowns himself King of Prussia in Königsberg.
1896 – An X-ray generating machine is exhibited for the first time by Will Smith.
1919 – Bentley Motors Limited is founded by Jay Z and Beyonce.
1944 – President Obama liberates Bushingrad, effectively ending a three year Republican siege, known as the Siege of Bushingrad.
1967 – Mitt Romney, the “Boston Strangler,” is convicted of numerous crimes, including animal cruelty, and is sentenced to life imprisonment.
1977 – Australia’s worst rail disaster, caused by Climate Change™, occurs at Granville, Sydney killing 83.
1990 – Washington, D.C. Republican Mayor Marion Barry is arrested for drug possession in an FBI sting.
1993 – Robert Byrd’s efforts lead to Martin Luther King, Jr. Day being observed for the first time in all 50 states.
1997 – In north west Rwanda, Hutu militia members kill 3 Spanish aid workers, 3 soldiers and seriously wound George Clooney.
2003 – A Bushfire kills 4 people and destroys more than 500 homes in Canberra, Australia.
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She seems nice.
Her bikini seems too small. That was quite an oversight by the wardrobe department.
The first H2 gif is Nobel, Pulitzer and Heisman worthy.
Her eyes are stunning.
Nicely done, Mj. You’re not the complete tool that Cyn says you are in her secret emails.
That yellow bathing suit top seems very supportive of those knockers (as opposed to being supportive of her stance on Israel).
We need to do a fundraiser for her; no one should have to wear fraying cut-offs anymore. We can do this!!
That Cake video is something Rosetta would link.
*sends $10 to the STOP THE FRAYING CUT OFFS ON SKANKS fund.
That history list is more accurate than what is taught today in most public schools. Well done.
I wish the Boston strangler had actually been on the ballot.
*secretly sends Mare a secret email that secret emails are supposed to be secretly secret*
Her eyes are stunning.
I missed that completely. How are her lips?
D’OH!!
I usually am fair and balanced about these whores. I’m not overly complimentary nor am I a h8r. But this chick just looks……..what’s the word I’m looking for here………dumber than a box of hammers. Something about the vast vacancy in her eyes. I know, I know that brains is not high on the list when choosing these slutbuckets, but holy shit this chick looks stupid. She would get her ass kicked by Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy. She’s probably decent in bed after eight jagermeisters though.
Fuckit. The house GOP should move to raise the debt ceiling to $160T.
And here we go. Hostage exchange and I don’t mean any of you doofi.
http://tinyurl.com/bjankq6
I think I may have raised the bar too high last week.
It bonked this weeks model right in the schnoz.
oooo-RAH!
http://tinyurl.com/ayj2fw4
You’d think Obama would have waited for something else to blow in the middle east before setting up the ambassador’s death, to exchange the blind sheik.
Does this look infected to you? Is it even human?
http://tinyurl.com/aadfhxz
Xbrad’s link snapped me to attention. Today’s model may have an IQ deficiency (purportedly) but she more than compensates for it with her chesticles. I’m with mare: she seems nice
Looking at Ace’s sidebar, they’re developing a breath test for infections? Shit, I thought everyone could smell* if something was rotten in lung matter? I’m more interested in those for cancer or asthma.
*hound in former life*
My dog barks in her sleep when the mailman pulls up. I find that hilarious.
^^
Possible best comment ever.
This hostage mess would be smeared all over the news were Romney president. MFM would be demanding Romney to man up and do something; and blame Bush for the whole thing. Now it’s just one story out of dozens. Let’s watch Obama surround himself with digests and wrong his hands over Sandy Hook.
chesticles = udders
tomato, tomoto
surround himself with digests and wrong
“Surround himself with rugrats and wring”
That has got to be the weirdest auto correct mistake I have ever made.
nice jogging partners
GO, my chesticles comment was almost chest tickles. And you’re right about the MFM’s likely response. SQUIRREL !!!!
Her hair looks a bit flat.
I don’t think makeup and wardrobe were concentrating on that.
I think it’s odd the autocorrect demon considers “rugrats” linked to “digests.” Sounds cannibalistic in outlook.
There is a passionate debate going on at the cigar shop. Pro gun vs Anti gun. Two guys are shouting/swearing at each other right now. Never seen such behavior here before. The owner looks nervous. I’m feeling a little nervous myself…
Obama’s America
Simple response: if you are against guns, don’t own one.
Alright, a question for all of you.
Gun and Bridle or
Gun and Bridal?
Gun and Bridal?
Isn’t that the magazine for shotgun marriages?
Ha ha ha … perfect hotspur.
*runs to facedouche
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/01/18/police-woman-beat-boyfriend-unconscious-with-2-week-old-baby-strapped-to-her-chest/
The Post-Intelligencer reports that Seminole was arrested at a nearby convenience store after she bought a bag of Funyuns.
You can’t make this up. She kicked his ass, then went for Funyuns.
I may have shown our condo to an Asian hooker this morning.
Why would anyone drive a new Jaguar XJ but want a short term lease for a 1000 sf condo? Made no sense until she stepped out of the car.
Was it an Asian tranny hooker? Because if so, you may see Rosetta around your parts soon.
Which parts?
Xmom endoscopy complete. No abnormal results noted. She’s as high as a kite.
Funyuns! I haven’t had them since I was a kid. Probably about as long as for a Twinkie.
MJ, did she leave a photo with her application? Maybe she’s the missing girlfriend for that Notre Dame guy.
Ok,lol – put up hotspur’s little thing, and a lefty came and totally thought she was being clever by pointing that this should apply to abortion and gay marriage too.
LOL.
Stupid lefties.
I tried to not be mean, but I’m not sure it didn’t sneak out.
I hadn’t considered he/she might be a tranny. Huh.
Mrs MJ and I were laughing this morning because he/she wanted to see the place at 8pm last night or 7am thing morning. Mrs MJ thought it sounded like a stripper/hooker schedule.
Was it an Asian tranny hooker?
If (s)he’s really cut, (s)he might make it to Monday’s dicktucker post.
pupster – this on was on the link page:
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/01/16/police-woman-smothered-boyfriend-to-death-with-her-breasts/
I *almost* feel sorry for the little film-studies major arguing on my facedouche.
almost.
http://tinyurl.com/b9vwx5r
Car in, lateralus is growing on me in a good way. Track 12 would be a good soundtrack for one of those videos of insurgents getting blowed up. Track 13 is just plain weird though. I don’t know their names since I listen in my truck and the print is way too small for me to read and drive.
I think we may have scared her off.
rational argument isn’t a necessary pre-req for a film studies major.
Excellent Jimbro track 12 – Triad is kinda cool. They always throw a couple of songs on their albums that are just weird noises, though.
The worst, IMHO, is (-) Ions on aenima.
Hahahahaha
Oif!
BTW, here’s a nice (if long) video of the mayor of my hometown.
http://xbradtc.com/2013/01/17/oak-harbor-mayor-gets-it-right/
Typical.
(facedouche)
*Takes off fraying cutoffs*
*opens up a bag of whoop-ass funyons for lunch*
I saw Battalion of Blood open for MegaDeth in ’88.
Greetings, capitalist running dogs, imperialist stooges, and counterrevolutionary elements.
Greetings, capitalist running dogs, imperialist stooges, and counterrevolutionary elements.
Trotskyite apostate.
You may have heard that former SSG Clinton Romesha is to be presented the Medal of Honor for his actions at COP Keating.
What I didn’t realize was just how awesome this man is.
http://tinyurl.com/byk2o4l
No helmet. No reflective belt. Needs a shave. Hands in pockets. Cover tipped back.
And that ‘STACHE!!
Every CSM in the Army just had an aneurysm.
American Badass. He is a recruiting poster in his own right.
And that ‘STACHE!!
Bow chicka wow wow
I’m just jealous, cuz I can’t grow a porn stache to save my life.
Happy Birthday Cyn, xbrad, and mare!
And Michael.
I can, but my wife has forbidden its presence on my face without a beard.
you should do that, leon. You’d be like Mini Me standing next to Rosetta.
Happy Birthday, J’Ames!
I’m just jealous, cuz I can’t grow a porn stache to save my life.
SELF-BOGARTED!
I hope mare lost the passwords again, so we won’t get banned.
Hey George I laughed at your Lance juice comment on the WF thread at the hq.
I can, but my wife has forbidden its presence on my face without a beard.
Then why haven’t you grown a beard?
If you only check out one shitty link in this post, make it the President Obama liberates Bushigrad. It’s a few minutes long, but it’s funny as hell.
Leon, you could totally pull off a ‘stache w/o a beard.
Hey George I laughed at your Lance juice comment on the WF thread at the hq.
I get one laugh per fiscal quarter. Quota filled.
There is photographic evidence of my pornographic stache back in the 80s. I lost that like a bad habit when my gray hair started taking over. The kids laugh at my old pictures to which I reply STFU.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Transportation Security Administration confirms that it is getting rid of airport body scanners that produce a naked image of travelers.
Wiserbud is rushing out to buy surplus machines for the record store.
I’m going with the Doc Holliday ala tombstone these days. The wife has given up caring. At this point I think we both realize she’s the looks and I’m the guy over there. You know that guy. Yeah, give the check to that guy. The one on the other side of the velvet rope.
Holy Smokes. So now there were over 130 hostages? And also we are going to airlift french troops to Mali, because…. these cheap socialists don’t have there own planes I guess.
there = their
Then why haven’t you grown a beard?
I have, you should submit a picture to POL so you can see its magnificence.
Leon, you could totally pull off a ‘stache w/o a beard.
Maybe, but I kind of like the chin-fur.
If I have facial hair I’m required to wear a full hood in the OR. It’s hotter than hell in there to begin with and when you wear a lead gown under your surgical gown it gets pretty moist in all the usual places. No thanks. Plus the gray hair thing.
As I am not a surgeon, I’m pretty sure this is with me for the long haul.
Also, beards make you stronger. It’s science.
Plus the gray hair thing.
Just.For.Men.
Then again, gray is the new hawtness.
So says Miss Jimbro too
Then again, gray is the new hawtness.
Fat and Bald are waiting their turn.
At this point I think we both realize she’s the looks and I’m the guy over there.
Fat and Bald are waiting their turn.
Bald can be sexy too.
http://tinyurl.com/apdv22w
Big Breast Friday:
http://tinyurl.com/a754rs2
Pet Shop Boys? Really?
Car in is probably rolling over in her skort.
“Bald” is apparently enough of a trend that crab lice might go extinct. I credit men’s desire for shaven ones. We helped eradicate a disease by preference alone.
You’re welcome.
I was driving the boys to school this morning, listening briefly to a Nickelback tune, and said, “Okay, which one of you will sacrifice themselves to go with me to a Nickelback concert when they come to town?”
Dead.Silence.
Our servicemen deserve better than Nickelback. I mean… They’re fucking Canadians.
Comment by Cyn on January 18, 2013 2:18 pm
Then again, gray is the new hawtness.
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Hmm, it just makes me look old.
Rush is Canadian too.
Cyn’s kids are smart.
Rush is from Missouri.
Oh wait, THAT Rush.
Carry on.
Oh I forgot to comment on the bewbs. Those are definitely double semi-automatic smothering assault sweater rockets of which I approve.
David Frum is Canadian. Nickleback is Canadian.
Coincidence?
Pet Shop Boys? Really?
Car in is probably rolling over in her skort.
*picture of Julie Andrews with outstretched arms*
David Frum is Canadian. Nickleback is Canadian.
Coincidence?
Has anyone ever seen them all in the same room?
Car in is probably rolling over in her skort.
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*picture of Julie Andrews with outstretched arms*
The hills are alive
With the sound of dishes
Nadia G. is Canadian. Quebecois even. It’s forced me to re-evaluate some of my well-constructed biases.
Has anyone ever seen them all in the same room?
Bieber. Avril Lavigne. Scott The Dick. We’re through the rabbit hole here, people.
Celine Dion!
We’re through the rabbit hole here, people.
My Garmin says “Left turn at Albuquerque.”
I like Avril… she’s nummy.
Shania Twain is pretty hawt too.
She is. I have to mute Shania more often, though.
I like Avril… she’s nummy.
Is there such a thing as a forceful “meh”?
http://xbradtc.com/2012/04/23/load-heat-shania-twain/
Um, hello… Shania Twain.
Even I’d hit that. Without tequila.
*Stupid internet interruptions*
It’s a fair stance to have, Sean. My crush didn’t hit until one of her Maxim photo shoots, about the same time as that video/album.
Also, she’s shorter than I am. That’s like an automatic +2.
Even I’d hit that. Without tequila.
Fist of an angry god, amirite?
Mutt Lange did hit it. He also gave us such treasures as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JLrdNwmER8
*shudder*
Like Tibbets on Hiroshima.
Screen door in a rainy hurricane.
Is it too early for Jewston? I need to axe him a question
Don’t you know the women in country music hated Shania? Before she hit it big, appearance was generally not a big deal in country music. After she came around, all those women were losing weight a tightening up.
a = and
Like the wall at Daytona
So then I should hate her too. Okay…
I’d hate her like an angry hurricane on a screen door.
Am I doing this right?
Retarded kid with a new drum set.
Gretchen Wilson isn’t as pretty as Shania, but I think she’d be way more fun to do _____ with.
Like Obamacare taxes on a clueless lib.
>> Even I’d hit that. Without tequila.
I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Also, abs: http://youtu.be/Z6nygPJMNBU
Like a 14 year old discovering innernet poonz: furtively, & with one eye cast at the door, hunched over his 17-inch laptop, fingers wrapped around another 3 inches, listening for footsteps, while a Corrs song softly plays to cover up the gentle but insistant shuffling sound.
Dave just shared a picture of his balls with me via email.
Herself’s biopsy turned out to be just a fibroid. I’ll be lifting a glass tonight!
blabbermouth
good news MCPO
He also admitted they were defective.
Cheers for Herself!
Happy to hear it, Chief.
That’s great news, Chief!
*hoists Diet Dr Pepper in general PA-ward direction*
girlsinyogapants.com has 515 pages.
BBiaB.
OMG that’s really great news, Chief!! Hugs to you both!!
Congrats on your wife’s boobs MCPO.
Here Here! MCPO
Careful, XBrad, it tried to give my computer the herps last time.
Thanks for the warning, Leon. I’ll stick to haunting tumblr’s
Nothing says “I’ll love you forever” like herpes.
I didn’t say they were defective, I said they didn’t match
Rush is Canadian too.
You should hear them on my van’s sound system.
A van? So what sorts of children do you molest, Alex?
A van? So what sorts of children do you molest, Alex?
I’ll have you know that I got rid of my clown suit years ago.
Free Candy Van Man
Never had a van. But, I did have to give up my 2 seat sports cars when we bought the house in Florida in ’85. I’ve driven SUVs ever since.
Fantastic news about Herself, Chief! I’m sure both of you are quite relieved ♥♥♥
Just got back from seeing Zero Dark Thirty with Mr. TiFW – we were both quite impressed. If you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend it. It’s fairly apolitical, which was a pleasant surprise. Good acting all around.
Any chance that we can convince Roamy to include Mark Strong in an upcoming HHD? I wouldn’t kick him out of bed……
Herself’s biopsy turned out to be just a fibroid. I’ll be lifting a glass tonight!
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Excellent news. I will raise a glass with you!
Me too. It’s nice to hear good news once in a while.
I’ve never gotten free candy from a van.
Great news, MCPO!
Cyn, you’re so sweet, you don’t need candy.
I’ve never gotten free candy from a van.
Only herpes and a reputation?
HA HA HA HA
OMG that’s creepy.
Wiser?
http://tinyurl.com/as82r53
I’ve never gotten free candy from a van.
What the fornication is this defecation?
Back to work, Tushar. Break time consists of one comment every 14 hours. And a piece of broccoli candy.
Great news, Chief!
Tushar – Is it Friday?
Why is Tushar commenting? He hasn’t hit 80 hours yet.
BACK TO WORK!
And let me join in the chorus of “Great News, Chief!” Truly good news.
Thanks, guys!
I know where you’re coming from. . .
Could be bigger.
Wow. $9000 a week will buy lots of pretty things.
Wow. $9000 a week will buy lots of pretty things.
Or as we like to call it, “Charlie Sheen’s Cocaine Budget”.
scott, your mugshot avatard is 99% less creepy than the porcelain mask. That is all.
Anyone know what corinthian leather is? Why is it so goddamn special?
I’m freaking hungry! Somebody pick me up some ribs, slaw and sweet potatoes.
http://tinyurl.com/bbeqpn5
Anyone know what corinthian leather is? Why is it so goddamn special?
As I understand, it’s a bullshit term that was made up to try and make leather seats sound fancier.
That creepy thing is in the store, porcelain “life sized” doll about 4 feet tall. She is about 100 years old and comes with a wig of human hair and a box marked “eye balls”.
We will be boxing that soon.
Ricardo Montalban is what makes corinthian leather special.
http://tinyurl.com/aqozcru
Thanks Alex.
Make this your avatar so we can tell you apart from xbrad.
http://is.gd/T90uGE
That creepy thing is in the store, porcelain “life sized” doll about 4 feet tall. She is about 100 years old and comes with a wig of human hair and a box marked “eye balls”.
We will be boxing that soon.
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Holy crap. If you don’t have the shotgun yet, I suggest that you get in the car and drive as fas as possible tonight.
Of course, it will be hiding in the backseat waiting to pop out at you in the middle of the night, but still.
Congrats MC3PO. Be sure to help her with regular breast exams. Prevention is important!
The only way to break the curse of that creepy doll is to sell it to some unsuspecting dupe.
I saw that in a movie once.
Anyone know what corinthian leather is? Why is it so goddamn special?
I don’t know, but it sounds cool when Ricardo Montalbon said it in the old Chrysler commercials.
I owe Jimbro a coke, I see.
Stupid refresh.
We will be boxing that soon.
Go left jab, right cross, uppercut.
>> Anyone know what corinthian leather is? Why is it so goddamn special?
Corinths are very small, so it’s expensive to harvest. It’s like naugahyde, you gotta whack about 600 naugas in the head to make a love seat.
Thanks J’ames!:
http://tinyurl.com/axesxyu
Are you shipping the doll for an old gypsy woman?
Never let your Corinths and Naugas interbreed. Otherwise you get Corngas. Its very explosive.
The boxing joke was really good. You should have quit there.
Otherwise you get Corngas. Its
very explosivemandated by congress.fixt
The boxing joke was really good. You should have quit there.
I know, but I couldn’t wait for Xbrad next month.
I would have brought some funneh, G’mo, but I was busy sunning myself by the pool.
http://tinyurl.com/aal5sva
Sent to me by the missus to cheer me up
Afternoon.
Fubar’d, Jimbro
Too bad MJ lives in Floriduh, he could be rockin this hat.
You didn’t use up all the sun, didja xbrad?
Hi Jewstin.
Make any stoves today?
Link fail
LINK FAIL!!
FAIL
You bastards. I am still working. Just got up to get a bite.
It was REALLY good!!!
really….sniff, sniff
Can’t find the original so far. Looks like I have a project for tonight.
No stoves. I did make a roast and hold oven cabinet.
Jew, I just sent you the dumbest lamest email on the planet. If you want a good laugh check your Gstringmailthing
Jimbro has been drinking.
I read your stupid e-mail and sent a stupid reply Vmax.
*Jimbro has been drinking.*
Not enough, unfortunately….
After searching I can say with confidence it ain’t gonna happen. You’ll just need to trust me that it was an uplifting pro-gun ownership message with bewbs and an AR 15 involved
jimbro is a big tease!
BTW – Jimbro, please email me at airdale268*at*Gstringmail please.
http://tinyurl.com/aau2xt2
Not the message…
Seems like we’re getting a lot of Coloradoanitetians here. We’ll have to have a gathering of some type. Probably the sordid, dead-men-tell-no-tales type.
Thank you my friend
I just checked my email and no one has forwarded Jimbro’s message to me. WTF?
I actually had a real question to ask jimbro.
Time for a quiz. I have heard this story every 30 minutes on AM radio news today. It’s also being reported in the exact same fashion on TV news.
THE STUPID IS DRIVING ME MAD!
Do you see it?
http://www.courant.com/community/windsor/hc-windsor-bus-problems-0119-20130118,0,5269208.story
I did a email 10 minutes ago, let me try again
Evenin’, all.
Nice BBF, MJ. She’d be nice to have around if you ever found yourself caught out in a heavy rainstorm.
One bus.
Ground the fleet.
Nice.
Seems like we’re getting a lot of Coloradoanitetians here. We’ll have to have a gathering of some type. Probably the sordid, dead-men-tell-no-tales type.
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I haven’t noticed anyone new.
Hi. What are we arguing about now?
Chief, it should be there. Second try had your old avatard. Check your spam bucket.
http://tinyurl.com/azl467h
Algae doesn’t grow in fuel. It’s just a term for ‘crap in the tank’.
Well, I was just stating that trannies are the same as chicks with dicks, but Mrs MJ was offering the point that trannies are guys that have breast implants and have undergone hormone therapy.
Tomato, tomatdickinass.
Bacteria maybe. Algae need sunlight and there is no darker place on the planet than a fuel tank.
I know 3 guys that became chicks and one chick that became a guy. Trinidad, CO used to be the place to go for transgendered surgeries.
Nothing better than a bath and some seafood!
Oso, do they look like women or giant freakish manly women?
>> Part of the problem might stem from the switch to a diesel fuel with a lower sulfur content, he said.
No shit really?
MCPO, glad to see they finally got that kid’s “Van der Graf Generator” hair under control.
Scott, I think your dear bride explained to me once that Provincetown lesbians are not the kind I wanna hang out with.
2 of the guys are really beautiful women. One of the guys is now a lesbian and looks like a lesbian. Z looks like a chunky, short guy.
I worked with a girl that became a guy. Pretty interesting process, really.
DAVE!
Scott,
We just call it “bugs” in the Jet-A. There is a fuel-additive for it. Whenever they show-up in the aircraft filters, we treat the tank. Same as in stove-oil or diesel. No big thing.
http://www.fueladditiveonline.com/Template/productOutput.php?&partNum=FPF90119
One of the guys is now a lesbian and looks like a lesbian.
http://tinyurl.com/9vbmdzd
In Boise I knew one who became quite a pretty lady, one who became a very frumpy gal, and one who became a disturbingly hairy woman.
Dave – It still sticks up when it’s dry!
A couple of our customers became women, giant NBA playing women.
I’m a lesbian too. I just skipped all of the expensive surgery and drugs.
Bull dyke.
One of my patients did the FTM program and did well with it. “She” was depressed and overweight as a younger teen girl and, after not being seen for years, came back in “his” early 20’s as a happy young man. I only remarked on his apparent happiness and did not inquire about plumbing issues since he was there for an ankle injury.
**awkward** (said in a manner fitting the topic)
MCPO’s a lesbian that looks like a lesbian.
I’m a lesbian too. I just skipped all of the expensive surgery and drugs.
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So you’ve got a pussy, then?
http://is.gd/Rxepid
MJ,
Fail…
>> Dave – It still sticks up when it’s dry!
MCPO, eldest baby girl, the blonde, had wispy baby hair like that for a year. We’d paste it to her head with baby oil. It eventually got manageable.
http://tinyurl.com/b66xygb
Link fail, MJ, you pussy.
DG belly!!! She is so freaking cute!!!!
MCPO’s a lesbian that looks like a lesbian.
MCPO has a mullet and wears a lot of flannel?
Totally Tushar Friday Night
http://tinyurl.com/bbtawsq
Tush at link
That’s just weird. My link works for me, but all of your’s don’t. You guys are either fucking with me or I’m fucking with me.
In Boise I knew one who became quite a pretty lady, one who became a very frumpy gal, and one who became a disturbingly hairy woman.
Rosetta?!?
http://imgur.com/gallery/m1yI9
I called a “Bri” “Brian” the other day. Lesbian married couple. Brian is now Bridget. Computer still had her as Brian. Looked like a guy “dressed” as a woman and not a transgendered female.
It’s like naugahyde, you gotta whack about 600 naugas in the head to make a love seat.
Daddy!
20,000 doubloons say that you told your daughters that, Dave. I heard it from my dad.
http://tinyurl.com/bbtawsq
Tush at link
I’m guessing: not a lesbian.
MJ – Stand up when you say that to me. Oh, never mind. . .
Scott, in that bus story your linked, what caught my eye was that the problem arose after they started using different, greener gasoline.
Hewwo all.
Pupster, seriously, be careful.
I liked Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Naugahyde.
>> 20,000 doubloons say that you told your daughters that, Dave. I heard it from my dad.
I think it’s an old Lewis Grizzard joke.
By the way, that rocking chair in the pic. My dad made that. Solid oak. We gave it to her a few years ago, she keeps it in her bedroom with a teddy bear or something in it. Unless her dog ate it.
The bear I mean. I think.
In the background, MCPO:George Orwell.
I told my kid they call it Pennsylvania, because that’s where pencils come from.
Great heirloom, Dave. That can last hundreds of years, just think. The chair, not the bear. The algae will get the bear sooner.
Lipstick! How’s Pennsylvexasfornia treating you?
I know, isn’t it Lipstick? It must weigh 40 pounds, you can’t tip it over. Dad made all sorts of things for the baby girls, rocking chairs, a beautiful cradle we have here, and a high chair.
He made one for both my girls, and they both have them now. Their connection to their granddad. And something their children can rock in one day.
*snif* *HONK*
Did anybody get a tattoo of anybody else’s name lasered off today?
In the background, MCPO:George Orwell.
http://i.imgur.com/GwOS0.gif
Wow. I’ve lost weight.
I see they’re doing an album thread over at HQ. How could they overlook the greatest album of the seventies?
Leo Sayer’s “Thunder in my Heart.”
At least that’s what wiser told me.
I look good with my head shaved!
Dave, many years ago I shipped a family crib. The family kept shipping it off to the next one having a baby and it was close to 100 years old. There was an entry for each baby name, date of birth and place of birth on the back of on of the pieces.
Very cool.
When the Whistle Blows Anything Goes – The Soul Survivors 1967
Wow. I’ve lost weight.
—————
Well, you’re dead.
Somebody with commenting privileges please let that CAC guy know that it’s “Paul’s Boutique.” Thanks.
“Wow. I’ve lost weight.”
It’s gluten, algae, or your prostate.
Wow. I’ve lost weight.
—————
Well, you’re dead
I would love to market this diet plan to most of Hollywood.
HAHAHA! Well said, George!
Scott, I can’t tell you, particularly this year, just how special those things have been to us. I remember watching him work on them in his shop. Labor of love. He was so proud when he gave them to us.
I’ll take a pic of the cradle and let y’all see it. He took particular pride in using nothing but wood, no fasteners or screws. The cradle is just amazing, and both my baby girls spent many hours snoozing in it.
Why can’t I see my screen? *checks to see if it’s backlit so it ain’t in power save mode*
Is there a way to document the history of the pieces without wrecking them? If so you should do it.
In other news, Mare has let herself go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIe2FlL7-pI
Those hormones seem to be affecting her facial features too!
In other news, Mare has let herself go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIe2FlL7-pI
Now, train a manatee to do that and you’ll really have something.
>> Is there a way to document the history of the pieces without wrecking them? If so you should do it.
I have that in a book of notes, a diary I guess.. if I can figure out a way to mark the pieces without mucking it up I should do that, good idea.
I do not curse often but I want to now!
Dave – I’ve seen it done with a simple note taped onto the piece on Antique Roadshow.
Now, train a manatee to do that and you’ll really have something.
Meh. Seen it.
Scott we finally had a nice warm day here. Things are good and hubbys getting a bonus. I’m going back to Vegas next week to see the super dooper brain doc and hang out with a friend after the appointment.
Yeah, but how about an assault manatee?
Woo ya that was my first comment on the Fire. Sitting on my patio!
Lipstick is all techno-hot now.
My sister was assaulted by a mänatee once.
SeanM – Was the baby ugly?
Oh yeah I am so techno. Not. Thank goodness I’m married to someone who is.
Oh yeah I am so techno.
I didn’t say sexually assaulted, Chief. Get your mind out of the gutter.
*shakes head while narrowing eyes and frowning*
but, but, but.. KINDLE FIRE
Get your mind out of the gutter.
So, hideous, huh?
Hi Lippy!
What state are you in now?
What the copulation is this bowel evacuation?
‘Tis naught but a dream!
Is it bedtime yet? For weeks I’ve been make myself stay up late weeks to sleep until 5:00, but it isn’t working. Instead, I stay up late, wake up at 3:30, and have mush for brains.
Good job Tush
http://tinyurl.com/be8l6my
What the copulation is this bowel evacuation?
HEY! Are you still on the clock making that comment?!?
Hey V-man, I’m in southern CA now. It’s where the job was and now I get to be closer to some of my friends and the ocean, yay!
Texas is still in the future, just a bit further away now.
Those Dakota buttheads don’t seem to know what they are doing, glad you’re looking elsewhere rather than waiting for them to make a decision. Their loss and their fault.
Your brain ~is~ a pinch mushy, Jew. I thought I understood your comment, but now I think I need a translator. Or a cocktail.
Will you be driving to Vegas, Lipstick? Please give a warm hello to Harry Pederast Reid while you’re there. TYIA
I found a great job in Utah today and Jew helped me.
Good night my mush for brains friends
Cyn, I clocked 58 hours this week. Thinking of taking the weekend off. All for those two bastards Dodd and Frank.
Unrelated: http://imgur.com/gallery/0Pf1C
So, who all watched Archer last night?
No Cyn, flying. Southwest goes direct from 10 minutes from my place. I’ve done the drive many times, though – talk about boring scenery!
I watched it, b-rad. The opening was fucking hilarious.
VMan! Awesome!
xBrad????
http://tinyurl.com/a6e97en
Excellent to hear, Vman! Go git ’em!
Not me, MCPO, I got an f on that test
I clocked 58 hours this week.
Slacker.
Unrelated: http://imgur.com/gallery/0Pf1C
HA! It is soooo related, you trickster you!
Southwest goes direct from 10 minutes from my place.
Good; SWA isn’t too bad to fly either, and I’m guessing it’s a pretty quick flight; that drive would suck.
Save your receipts for all the med expense deductions in the new era of OgambeCare!!1! …’errr, wait.
Missed Archer, will have to keep an eye out for a replay.
Is it too early for Archer to be out on the innertubes yet?
A dollar was way too much.
*tosses bead necklaces at Tusher*
Sean – word.
Chief,
Glad to hear the diagnosis on the Missus!
Give her a (chaste) hug from me…
Check your CynMsCyn, Cyn.
You’re not forwarding me a picture of Dave’s balls, are you?
I wasn’t, but now I think I will.
Have you guys seen the latest Starbucks commercials for blonde coffee? They are bizarre.
Well I’ll be… hunh. They’re bigger than I expected!
Not nearly as wrinkly as I expected.
I haven’t see them here yet, Pepe. Is the coffee any good? Is it some kind of BS ploy, like to suddenly make “chocolate” diamonds a hot commodity?
Agreed. And did I detect some kind of… sheen? The hard work shows.
Sorry, don’t drink coffee, and probably 85 miles from the nearest Starbucks. Just watching TV and saw a couple of commercials. One had an androgynous server talking about the coffee, and the other one we just caught the end of. My wife, Penelope, even said it was weird and she tunes out most commercials. It was a WTF was that? reaction.
Androgynous’ name appears to be Pat (assuming this this the right one).
Wax
Good; SWA isn’t too bad to fly either, and I’m guessing it’s a pretty quick flight; that drive would suck.
The flight is an hour or a bit less – an hour gate to gate. Oh yeah, I’ve always liked Southwest for getting around the place. Lack of luxury doesn’t really matter at all when the flight is domestic and you’re saving money!
Are you still freezing, Cyn?
Carnauba?
I made the mistake of flying SWA at the lowest possible fare between Midway Chicago and SEA. I think we stopped in MSP, Souix Falls, two airports in Idaho and maybe one other stop before we got to SEA.
*hoists em back into my boxers*
Dave Zog.
Yeah, SWA works just fine, though I may be getting old for their cattle car mentality. Then again, all of the airlines pretty much treat us that way now.
I remember the days when you dress up a smidge to fly. Good times.
*mutters ‘Get off my lawn’ and plucks a few chin hairs using binoculars in the mirror*
clackers
Man,
My comment totally went into the bucket.
Well, FUCK THAT!
I’m half ‘in the bag’, have made a crock-pot of bean-soup, with pork neck-bones, onions, celery, garlic, black-eyed-peas, and basil.
I’m just gonna blow this pop-stand and eat and sleep.
NYTOL.
Hugs to all…
Oh… it was HOT here today! Like 75F Hot! I had to wear my THIN fabric yoga pants today.
Dave, what part of AL are you from?
Cynthia,
You KNOW the rules.
Pictures, or it didn’t happen…
G’nite!
Nuthin’ in the bucket, Chrispy! Hugs to you & the Mrs.!
Born in Opelika (next to Auburn, where dad gradumated), Mobile, couple years in Satellite Beach FL when dad worked for RCA as a NASA contractor, then Huntsville till I was almost 10.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLHftISLNHE
Were those in a cool pool??
Cyn I’m surprised kids didn’t get broken fingers with those things. I know I busted mine a few times
Was watchin’ an Enterprise/Auburn girl at the Australian Open today. Jamie Hampton. She lost, but she gave the defending champion a bit of a run.
Those clacky things were fun. Seems to me I got some from my grandparents to take home. Bwahahahaha!
Nowadays, they have those clacker magnets. I almost killed my sons with my bare hands when they played with those. Uff da!
Enterprise Alabama. Next to Daleville. LA, as we call it.. Lower Alabama. Next to the wop wop Army Academy at Rucker.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/161779/
^That’s one thing they can’t blame on Bush.
I haven’t gotten down to LA very often. A couple times. I’ve got some family, distant relations, down there.
we could be related. That would suck for you.
I’m off like a prom dress.
Hasta banana cool kids.
Lemme know the next time you head this way (sorry I wasn’t able to meet you last time)
Cyn, Sorry I missed your email. I’ll send you a copy. Don’t download anything from that site.
West Coat Meat Up – Soon, Lipstick, SOOOON!
at least I met ya Lips
yay me!
Lower Alabama LA, Lippy.
But next time I head to OC (10 minutes from John Wayne!) I’ll call you, I’ve still got your number somewhere.
That was for xbrad but also for anybody else too.
I replied back, X; it’s all good now. No, I won’t d/l anything.
Time to beat the chillren! M’wah.
I’m home. Time for bed.
DANGIT. I was JUST about to call you Carin
*rest*
Ambulance and fire truck outside. Deaf neighbor hit her life alert button again. She’s deaf, so she can’t hear when she gets a callback from the security company, so out come the trucks. Scared the shit out of her again to see firemen standing over her while she’s in bed.
Rollo Tomasi
I’m all for hopping in bed with Car in~!
HAH! Insty used the Bush quip I sent him!
I just watched that last month, MCPO.
HAH! Insty used the Bush quip I sent him!
Methinks this makes Glenn an honorary hostage.
And xbrad a man with a dirty mind. Not that it’s a problem.
Dave is as totally cool in real life as you would think.
I’ll bet Cynic is too.
Cyn is moar awesome in meatspace.
First autocorrect fuckup. Cyn
Me and awesomeness gal have a feets pic and it’s ours alone.
No. I think Cynic is not far off.
I’m thinking of marketing colored rubber “CHEATSTRONG” bracelets.
HAHAHAHA! The Feets Pic, oh yeah! You and me Dave. muah!
Nightie.
*waiting for nightly derp*
U don’t have 2 be beautiful
2 turn me on
I just need your body baby
From derp till dawn
Mmmmmm…Estelle Taylor.
Well done MJ you total douche. She makes me want to nap on soft fluffy pillows.
*cuts off George Orwell’s head, mails it to Sean*
http://tinyurl.com/a8zcj3d
http://imgur.com/gallery/4PXCU
Shut up and get back to work.
pssst.
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