Just killing time until the bewbs land.
Michael?
It’s a little late for Christmas, Cyn.
I think I went crosseyed looking at this. If you stare long enough, you can see heaven.
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I’ve only got about 500 other pics in my butt folder, so I’ve got to ration them out slowly.
Is tomorrow Friday?!
Om, nom, nom!
http://tinyurl.com/aphrm68
But I love Christmas!
Yes, Chief.
Finally.
xbrad, that may be one of the grossest pictures I’ve ever seen.
Look, I ain’t no braggarty Texan like all that.
There was shrinkage in the frost.
http://tinyurl.com/a3dsbnr
Oops, I accidentally linked this:
Sorry, Mare. I’ll leave your PoL pic private from now on.
>>Is tomorrow Friday?!
Chief. I just logged off from work.
It is Thursday and I have already clocked 48 hours this week.
Considering that there are 3 more days in the week, I will probably clock a total of 70+ hours.
So, is it Friday tomorrow? Yeah, it fucking is.
Ctrl ++++++++++
Wait, did I say that out loud?
Excellent post X
Jeez! Sorry I asked.
So, is it Friday tomorrow? Yeah, it fucking is.
So Totally Tush Time has two meanings I see.
I would like to thank Roamy and Mare for the Tebow pics. GMo for the Te Bow pics: not so much. Bear bow better not mean what I think it means!
Is everyone watching the season premier of Archer?
I actually forgot that it was on tonight
Well, it isn’t on here for another hour. I forget what time zone you’re in right now. so it might be starting right now!
Also, my close personal friend Nick Searcy announced he’s on next week’s episode.
Doesn’t come on for another hour here. I’ll have to catch it another time as I”ll be sawing logs.
HA!
sleeps
Well, I just downloaded it, so I’ll catch up here in a bit.
Are we allowed to link really old PG-13 rated songs here? Good, because I am fairly certain this one features and unnamed (Mare … shhhh) Hostagette back when she was a working girl.
Bear bow is a brand, so oso is safe. But its an elk killer.
Nighty, Dave.
I’m out too, cool kids.
Voodo poonanny?
http://is.gd/XX6Rxw
I’m so confused. I thought TTT was for the day before HHD and Thursday was for Camel toe.
GMo, whew. Looked lethal.
Tiger should propose to her twin sister.
Or Te’o s girlfriend.
Archer was OK. Needed more Nick Searcy.
Na na na na na na na na Butt man!!!!
It’s been too long since I groped a chick with a nice butt.
I’ve never groped a chick with a nice butt.
Try it. You’ll like it!
I stubbed my toe. Being a diabetic sucks. Dan is convinced that I have neuropathy and amputation is eminent. It is a freaking stubbed toe. With blood under the toenail. Still not calling for the Whambulance. Yet.
Does everybody remember PONG?
Morning.
Morning Jewstin. You’re an early riser if you live in a time zone west of EDT. Happy Friday to you. I’m not on call this weekend and can relax with no pager nearby.
clintbird that was a great video you linked. Women were sexy even when they were in black and white as they gyrated to surf guitar sounds wearing pasties.
Miss Jimbro begins her psych rotation for nursing school today. Location is Dorothea Dix Hospital. She just texted me: OMG Stephen King movie!
http://tinyurl.com/bzn4k52
See you for bewbs
Booooobs will be of the lunchtime variety.
Good morning shmoopies.
hurro!
Hi Laura!
Oh this cold yous been bitchin about for weeks finally made it here.
I put on socks and am thinking about a long sleeve shirt
Arnold Schwarzenegger is on F&F. Can he please replace Karl Rove on Fox?
Gonna be 36 today, woo! I can wear my jacket instead of my parka.
Mornin’, cool kids.
Booooobs will be of the lunchtime variety.
L to R
Pupster, Coffee
Wakey wakey
It’s FiAF!
Coffee is so freakin good.
Just saying.
Mornin’ Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/bzka65d
Right back atcha, Pups.
Good morning, good people!
Who is that girl in the new Die Hard movie? I can’t place her.
Also, WTF is a schmoopie?
Dang, everybody is getting into the act.
Mornin’ Mare.
Maybe one of you smarties could tell me what this is, other than kewl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UQZT4nZhZc&feature=youtu.be
Never mind.
Gonna be 36 today
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Happy Birthday Leon!
>> WTF is a schmoopie?
That’d be me.
Happy birthday Leon! And Michael.
Happy birthday Leon!
and Michael and MCPO and Tattoo and all of the others I missed
Heh. That’s what I thought too MJ. I was trying to figure out why he couldn’t wear a jacket until he had a birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEON!
Heh Jay was quicker
Good Man Jay
Morning Pups:
http://tinyurl.com/bafwacp
Is it really Leon’s birthday?
Happy BIrthday muscular dude:
Damn it, I fell for it!
I hope that’s a grass fed cow, mare. Otherwise leon will not be pleased.
Heh its Pavlovian Mare
However, it is Will’s birthday.
Happy birthday, Will!
Will will get nothing and like it!
Why does MJ always wear that hat with the big ears?
Good morning. Crazy local newsman says beware the black ice!!! Racist.
Well, I’m sorry but I have to put my foot down. There will be no more birthday greetings from me to any of you. You have abused the privilege and scammed me worse than Manti.
Therefore, you must all, on your birthdays, consider yourselves appropriately greeted by me. And please visually attach an awesome gift.
Thank you for your attention and good luck being less douchy than normal.
My birthday was in December, you twerps. What part of the jacket/parka context is lost on you monosyllabic hooligans?
*writes that one down, gonna need that again someday*
Greetings earthlings.
Hi Brew!
*waves*
How’s things in the land of cheese?
We’re still recovering from Post-Packer-Stress-Syndrome pups.
Happy Birthday Mare.
Happy Birthday Mare!!
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I have not looked for work in cheese land in a while. How is work Brew?
We’re still recovering from Post-Packer-Stress-Syndrome pups.
Eat more
glutenfiber.Oh, Mare.
http://is.gd/PqmCV3
Pupster probably has all of these.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-40-greatest-dog-gifs-of-2012-6z51
Watching episode 2 of Civilisation. It was made in the 70s, so he’s able to praise the Great Thaw, i.e. the Medieval Warm Period.
Well, I see that Cyn understands a few things!
This one made me LOL
http://dpaf.tumblr.com/post/29703870340/boston-terrier-flips-over-ball-video
For Mare
http://thechive.com/2013/01/17/dog-skype-video/
Vman, you seem to understand a few things too!
Well done!
Excellent header pic!
Agreed on the header.
Ok, so bewbs might be more toward the end of lunch.
I like Mj’s new avatard.
like Mj’s new avatard.
Is that… Bondage Mickey?
I wonder if that guy meant to keep his hands down or just got photographed when he hadn’t got them up yet.
If it’s the former, it’s a great lesson in always acting like someone’s watching. Many years after the fact, you might inspire someone you’ll never meet to be better than they might have been.
Colorado, clear your cache, MJ’s new avatar appears to be him, near the ocean/bay wearing a hat.
Booooobs will be of the lunchtime variety.
But breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
MJ is so lazy.
Perhaps he needs Hotspur to fill in for him today?
Second phase of virus has begun. Hurts to swallow and my ear is still giving me shit.
Meh.
Lookin’ good, MJ.
Sorry to hear you are feeling poorly, Beanseesess.
*cancels cake order*
^ What Pups said.
*gives beasn a shot of B12 I mean Jack Daniels.
I guess this means I can’t order that assault cake from beasn today before the King outlaws them.
WTFITS?
This piece of shit is still here?
By night he’s Buttman but who is his real identity?
hahahah…I’d give anything to have a gif of my cat’s face just now as I started dancing. Startled, horrified, intrigued.
Hey vmax, work is good here for IT jobs but everything else is slumping a little.
I think the NRA needs to start (right damn now) a PR campaign titled, I AM THE NRA. And show a series of intros, whatever. For example your average NRA member with their children, Military members, women, old guys, the works.
Nip this Alinsky deal right in the ass.
The NRA is us, me, I’m the NRA. And contrary to what you see here, I’m a normal, average, middle aged housewife. I’m the NRA.
Mare:
http://www.thedailycute.com/2006/06/22/startled-kitty/
Mare’s cat-scaring compilation video
Cat watches Mare do the rhumba:
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/512814/surprised-cat.html
HA! I think you tools have seen my cat. Well done!
New, post. Includes stoopid content.
Mare you seem unusually testy recently. *Silently wonders if Mare’s getting laid enough.*