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Totally Tush Time

Just killing time until the bewbs land.

Michael?

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It’s a little late for Christmas, Cyn.

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I think I went crosseyed looking at this. If you stare long enough, you can see heaven.

I went crosseyed

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January 17, 2013
Categories: Your mom likes this . . Author: xbradtc

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  1. Comment by xbradtc on January 17, 2013 11:22 pm

    I’ve only got about 500 other pics in my butt folder, so I’ve got to ration them out slowly.

  2. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 17, 2013 11:24 pm

    Is tomorrow Friday?!

  3. Comment by xbradtc on January 17, 2013 11:25 pm

    Om, nom, nom!

    http://tinyurl.com/aphrm68

  4. Comment by Cyn on January 17, 2013 11:25 pm

    But I love Christmas!

  5. Comment by Cyn on January 17, 2013 11:28 pm

    Yes, Chief.

    Finally.

  6. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 17, 2013 11:31 pm

    xbrad, that may be one of the grossest pictures I’ve ever seen.

  7. Comment by daveintexas on January 17, 2013 11:31 pm

    Look, I ain’t no braggarty Texan like all that.

    There was shrinkage in the frost.

  8. Comment by xbradtc on January 17, 2013 11:31 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/a3dsbnr

  9. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 17, 2013 11:32 pm

    Oops, I accidentally linked this:

  10. Comment by xbradtc on January 17, 2013 11:32 pm

    Sorry, Mare. I’ll leave your PoL pic private from now on.

  11. Comment by Tushar on January 17, 2013 11:33 pm

    >>Is tomorrow Friday?!

    Chief. I just logged off from work.
    It is Thursday and I have already clocked 48 hours this week.
    Considering that there are 3 more days in the week, I will probably clock a total of 70+ hours.

    So, is it Friday tomorrow? Yeah, it fucking is.

  12. Comment by G Mohawk on January 17, 2013 11:34 pm

    Ctrl ++++++++++

    Wait, did I say that out loud?

    Excellent post X

  13. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 17, 2013 11:35 pm

    Jeez! Sorry I asked.

  14. Comment by G Mohawk on January 17, 2013 11:40 pm

    So, is it Friday tomorrow? Yeah, it fucking is.

    So Totally Tush Time has two meanings I see.

  15. Comment by osoloco11 on January 17, 2013 11:48 pm

    I would like to thank Roamy and Mare for the Tebow pics. GMo for the Te Bow pics: not so much. Bear bow better not mean what I think it means!

  16. Comment by xbradtc on January 17, 2013 11:57 pm

    Is everyone watching the season premier of Archer?

  17. Comment by Cyn on January 17, 2013 11:59 pm

    I actually forgot that it was on tonight

  18. Comment by xbradtc on January 18, 2013 12:00 am

    Well, it isn’t on here for another hour. I forget what time zone you’re in right now. so it might be starting right now!

  19. Comment by xbradtc on January 18, 2013 12:00 am

    Also, my close personal friend Nick Searcy announced he’s on next week’s episode.

  20. Comment by Cyn on January 18, 2013 12:01 am

    Doesn’t come on for another hour here. I’ll have to catch it another time as I”ll be sawing logs.

  21. Comment by Cyn on January 18, 2013 12:01 am

    HA!

  22. Comment by daveintexas on January 18, 2013 12:04 am

    sleeps

  23. Comment by xbradtc on January 18, 2013 12:04 am

    Well, I just downloaded it, so I’ll catch up here in a bit.

  24. Comment by clintbird on January 18, 2013 12:06 am

    Are we allowed to link really old PG-13 rated songs here? Good, because I am fairly certain this one features and unnamed (Mare … shhhh) Hostagette back when she was a working girl.

  25. Comment by G Mohawk on January 18, 2013 12:06 am

    Bear bow is a brand, so oso is safe. But its an elk killer.

  26. Comment by Cyn on January 18, 2013 12:10 am

    Nighty, Dave.

    I’m out too, cool kids.

  27. Comment by clintbird on January 18, 2013 12:16 am

    Voodo poonanny?

    http://is.gd/XX6Rxw

  28. Comment by osoloco11 on January 18, 2013 12:17 am

    I’m so confused. I thought TTT was for the day before HHD and Thursday was for Camel toe.

  29. Comment by osoloco11 on January 18, 2013 12:19 am

    GMo, whew. Looked lethal.

  30. Comment by G Mohawk on January 18, 2013 12:25 am

    Tiger should propose to her twin sister.

    Or Te’o s girlfriend.

  31. Comment by xbradtc on January 18, 2013 12:28 am

    Archer was OK. Needed more Nick Searcy.

  32. Comment by osoloco11 on January 18, 2013 12:33 am

    Na na na na na na na na Butt man!!!!

  33. Comment by xbradtc on January 18, 2013 12:53 am

    It’s been too long since I groped a chick with a nice butt.

  34. Comment by osoloco11 on January 18, 2013 12:59 am

    I’ve never groped a chick with a nice butt.

  35. Comment by xbradtc on January 18, 2013 1:10 am

    Try it. You’ll like it!

  36. Comment by osoloco11 on January 18, 2013 2:57 am

    I stubbed my toe. Being a diabetic sucks. Dan is convinced that I have neuropathy and amputation is eminent. It is a freaking stubbed toe. With blood under the toenail. Still not calling for the Whambulance. Yet.

  37. Comment by Sean M. on January 18, 2013 3:47 am

    Does everybody remember PONG?

  38. Comment by Jewstin on January 18, 2013 6:11 am

    Morning.

  39. Comment by jimbro on January 18, 2013 6:39 am

    Morning Jewstin. You’re an early riser if you live in a time zone west of EDT. Happy Friday to you. I’m not on call this weekend and can relax with no pager nearby.

  40. Comment by jimbro on January 18, 2013 6:44 am

    clintbird that was a great video you linked. Women were sexy even when they were in black and white as they gyrated to surf guitar sounds wearing pasties.

  41. Comment by jimbro on January 18, 2013 6:59 am

    Miss Jimbro begins her psych rotation for nursing school today. Location is Dorothea Dix Hospital. She just texted me: OMG Stephen King movie!

    http://tinyurl.com/bzn4k52

  42. Comment by jimbro on January 18, 2013 7:00 am

    See you for bewbs

  43. Comment by MJ on January 18, 2013 7:35 am

    Booooobs will be of the lunchtime variety.

  44. Comment by lauraw on January 18, 2013 7:42 am

    Good morning shmoopies.

  45. Comment by daveintexas on January 18, 2013 8:07 am

    hurro!

  46. Comment by Vmaximus on January 18, 2013 8:09 am

    Hi Laura!

  47. Comment by Vmaximus on January 18, 2013 8:11 am

    Oh this cold yous been bitchin about for weeks finally made it here.
    I put on socks and am thinking about a long sleeve shirt

  48. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 18, 2013 8:17 am

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is on F&F. Can he please replace Karl Rove on Fox?

    Gonna be 36 today, woo! I can wear my jacket instead of my parka.

  49. Comment by Cyn on January 18, 2013 8:18 am

    Mornin’, cool kids.

  50. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 8:22 am

    Booooobs will be of the lunchtime variety.

  51. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 8:26 am

    L to R

    Pupster, Coffee

  52. Comment by Car in on January 18, 2013 8:31 am

    Wakey wakey

  53. Comment by daveintexas on January 18, 2013 8:33 am

    It’s FiAF!

  54. Comment by Car in on January 18, 2013 8:33 am

    Coffee is so freakin good.

    Just saying.

  55. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 8:33 am

    Mornin’ Cyn.

    http://tinyurl.com/bzka65d

  56. Comment by Cyn on January 18, 2013 8:38 am

    Right back atcha, Pups.

  57. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 9:01 am

    Good morning, good people!

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 18, 2013 9:02 am

    Who is that girl in the new Die Hard movie? I can’t place her.

    Also, WTF is a schmoopie?

  59. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 9:04 am

    Dang, everybody is getting into the act.

  60. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 9:07 am

    Mornin’ Mare.

  61. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 9:09 am

    Maybe one of you smarties could tell me what this is, other than kewl:

  62. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 9:12 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UQZT4nZhZc&feature=youtu.be

    Never mind.

  63. Comment by MJ on January 18, 2013 9:13 am

    Gonna be 36 today
    ————–
    Happy Birthday Leon!

  64. Comment by daveintexas on January 18, 2013 9:15 am

    >> WTF is a schmoopie?

    That’d be me.

  65. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 18, 2013 9:15 am

    Happy birthday Leon! And Michael.

  66. Comment by Vmaximus on January 18, 2013 9:17 am

    Happy birthday Leon!
    and Michael and MCPO and Tattoo and all of the others I missed

  67. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 9:17 am

    Heh. That’s what I thought too MJ. I was trying to figure out why he couldn’t wear a jacket until he had a birthday.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEON!

  68. Comment by Vmaximus on January 18, 2013 9:23 am

    Heh Jay was quicker
    Good Man Jay

  69. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 9:23 am

    Morning Pups:

    http://tinyurl.com/bafwacp

  70. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 9:25 am

    Is it really Leon’s birthday?

    Happy BIrthday muscular dude:

  71. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 9:26 am

    Damn it, I fell for it!

  72. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 18, 2013 9:30 am

    I hope that’s a grass fed cow, mare. Otherwise leon will not be pleased.

  73. Comment by Vmaximus on January 18, 2013 9:30 am

    Heh its Pavlovian Mare

  74. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 18, 2013 9:31 am

    However, it is Will’s birthday.

    Happy birthday, Will!

  75. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 9:32 am

    Will will get nothing and like it!

  76. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 18, 2013 9:33 am

    Why does MJ always wear that hat with the big ears?

  77. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 18, 2013 9:45 am

    Good morning. Crazy local newsman says beware the black ice!!! Racist.

  78. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 9:52 am

    Well, I’m sorry but I have to put my foot down. There will be no more birthday greetings from me to any of you. You have abused the privilege and scammed me worse than Manti.

    Therefore, you must all, on your birthdays, consider yourselves appropriately greeted by me. And please visually attach an awesome gift.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck being less douchy than normal.

  79. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 18, 2013 9:53 am

    My birthday was in December, you twerps. What part of the jacket/parka context is lost on you monosyllabic hooligans?

  80. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 18, 2013 9:57 am

    *writes that one down, gonna need that again someday*

  81. Comment by BrewFan on January 18, 2013 10:02 am

    Greetings earthlings.

  82. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 10:04 am

    Hi Brew!

    *waves*

    How’s things in the land of cheese?

  83. Comment by BrewFan on January 18, 2013 10:06 am

    We’re still recovering from Post-Packer-Stress-Syndrome pups.

  84. Comment by G Mohawk on January 18, 2013 10:07 am

    Happy Birthday Mare.

  85. Comment by BrewFan on January 18, 2013 10:11 am

    Happy Birthday Mare!!
    http://tinyurl.com/bx5sw7x

  86. Comment by Vmaximus on January 18, 2013 10:12 am

    I have not looked for work in cheese land in a while. How is work Brew?

  87. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 10:15 am

    We’re still recovering from Post-Packer-Stress-Syndrome pups.

    Eat more gluten fiber.

  88. Comment by Cyn on January 18, 2013 10:15 am

    Oh, Mare.

    http://is.gd/PqmCV3

  89. Comment by daveintexas on January 18, 2013 10:18 am

    Pupster probably has all of these.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-40-greatest-dog-gifs-of-2012-6z51

  90. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 18, 2013 10:18 am

    Watching episode 2 of Civilisation. It was made in the 70s, so he’s able to praise the Great Thaw, i.e. the Medieval Warm Period.

  91. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 10:20 am

    Well, I see that Cyn understands a few things!

  92. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 10:24 am

    This one made me LOL

    http://dpaf.tumblr.com/post/29703870340/boston-terrier-flips-over-ball-video

  93. Comment by Vmaximus on January 18, 2013 10:33 am

    For Mare
    http://thechive.com/2013/01/17/dog-skype-video/

  94. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 10:35 am

    Vman, you seem to understand a few things too!

    Well done!

  95. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 10:49 am

    Excellent header pic!

  96. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 18, 2013 10:50 am

    Agreed on the header.

  97. Comment by MJ on January 18, 2013 10:50 am

    Ok, so bewbs might be more toward the end of lunch.

  98. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 10:56 am

    I like Mj’s new avatard.

  99. Comment by Colorado Alex on January 18, 2013 10:57 am

    like Mj’s new avatard.

    Is that… Bondage Mickey?

  100. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 18, 2013 10:58 am

    I wonder if that guy meant to keep his hands down or just got photographed when he hadn’t got them up yet.

    If it’s the former, it’s a great lesson in always acting like someone’s watching. Many years after the fact, you might inspire someone you’ll never meet to be better than they might have been.

  101. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 11:00 am

    Colorado, clear your cache, MJ’s new avatar appears to be him, near the ocean/bay wearing a hat.

  102. Comment by George Orwell on January 18, 2013 11:13 am


    Booooobs will be of the lunchtime variety.

    But breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

  103. Comment by Car in on January 18, 2013 11:14 am

    MJ is so lazy.

    Perhaps he needs Hotspur to fill in for him today?

  104. Comment by beasn on January 18, 2013 11:18 am

    Second phase of virus has begun. Hurts to swallow and my ear is still giving me shit.
    Meh.

  105. Comment by Cyn on January 18, 2013 11:20 am

    Lookin’ good, MJ.

  106. Comment by Pupster on January 18, 2013 11:22 am

    Sorry to hear you are feeling poorly, Beanseesess.

    *cancels cake order*

  107. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 11:24 am

    ^ What Pups said.

  108. Comment by daveintexas on January 18, 2013 11:26 am

    *gives beasn a shot of B12 I mean Jack Daniels.

  109. Comment by George Orwell on January 18, 2013 11:26 am

    I guess this means I can’t order that assault cake from beasn today before the King outlaws them.

  110. Comment by xbradtc on January 18, 2013 11:26 am

    WTFITS?

    This piece of shit is still here?

  111. Comment by George Orwell on January 18, 2013 11:30 am

    By night he’s Buttman but who is his real identity?

  112. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 11:33 am

    hahahah…I’d give anything to have a gif of my cat’s face just now as I started dancing. Startled, horrified, intrigued.

  113. Comment by BrewFan on January 18, 2013 11:36 am

    Hey vmax, work is good here for IT jobs but everything else is slumping a little.

  114. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 11:36 am

    I think the NRA needs to start (right damn now) a PR campaign titled, I AM THE NRA. And show a series of intros, whatever. For example your average NRA member with their children, Military members, women, old guys, the works.

    Nip this Alinsky deal right in the ass.

    The NRA is us, me, I’m the NRA. And contrary to what you see here, I’m a normal, average, middle aged housewife. I’m the NRA.

  115. Comment by George Orwell on January 18, 2013 11:37 am

    Mare:
    http://www.thedailycute.com/2006/06/22/startled-kitty/

  116. Comment by BrewFan on January 18, 2013 11:38 am

    Mare’s cat-scaring compilation video

  117. Comment by George Orwell on January 18, 2013 11:42 am

    Cat watches Mare do the rhumba:
    http://www.gifsoup.com/view/512814/surprised-cat.html

  118. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 18, 2013 11:48 am

    HA! I think you tools have seen my cat. Well done!

  119. Comment by MJ on January 18, 2013 12:00 pm

    New, post. Includes stoopid content.

  120. Comment by clintbird on January 18, 2013 12:01 pm

    Mare you seem unusually testy recently. *Silently wonders if Mare’s getting laid enough.*


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