Hi. First, I’d like to apologize for last week’s catastrophe…Roamy is very sorry that she pushed down a beautiful creature like Carmen with that hag Erica Campbell.
*ducks rotten tomatoes, laser beams, flaming dog crap, and a smoked ham bone.
Ok, you’ve made your point. I promise that won’t happen again until next year. Now! I wrote this song for all of you because I don’t pray, but I really like music and I love you all tremendously. I wish nothing but the best for you this Christmas season, but more than anything I hope that you are safe, healthy, and enjoy one another’s company.
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Holly Peers needs no introduction. She’s been kind enough to swing from my hard drive to this POS blog before, but in case you’ve forgotten her vital talents they are this: She stands about yea tall (holds hand waaaaaay overhead), weighs about this much (draws picture of Carmen’s big toe) and has boobies like so (strikes Atlas pose). Hoo boy. She seems nice.
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1718 – Swedish king Charles XII dies during a siege of the fortress Fredriksten in Norway.
1824 – First ground is broken at Allenburg for the building of the original Welland Canal.
1872 – The first-ever international football match takes place at Hamilton Crescent, Glasgow, between Scotland and England.
1908 – A mine explosion in the mining town of Marianna, Pennsylvania kills 154.
1934 – The steam locomotive Flying Scotsman becomes the first to officially exceed 100mph.
1936 – In London, the Crystal Palace is destroyed by fire.
1940 – Lucille Ball marries Desi Arnaz in Greenwich, Connecticut.
1947 – 1947–1948 Civil War in Mandatory Palestine begins on this day, leading up to the creation of the state of Israel.
1982 – Michael Jackson’s Thriller, the best-selling album of all time, is released.
2001 – In Renton, Washington, United States, Gary Ridgway aka The Green River Killer is arrested.
2004 – Longtime Jeopardy! champion Ken Jennings of Salt Lake City, Utah finally loses, leaving him with US$2,520,700, television’s biggest game show winnings.
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She’s taunting Car in. LOL.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Wakey wakey
Holly!
I am pleased.
Particularly by the last picture.
**saves substitute BBF for another day
Nice job, MJ!
Good morning!
Miss Peers has a lot going for her. I know that Cyn really likes her and any friend of Cyn’s is a friend of mine!
Thank you MJ.
*puts away emergency eye bleach*
Areola.
Nice job MJ
No Carmen, No Piece!
Somebody stir up the Let It Burn discussion from last night. I was playing darts.
Fun fact: methlyamine smells “fishy”.
Mom gave us this big bag of coffee beans and we tried some this morning. When I get home I have to look at that bag more carefully and see if they are decaf.
I’ve had three cups and feel like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sure Leon. Blame the methlyamine.
*slides further away from Leon*
No no, if I smell fishy it’s because I ate fish, or at least fish oil.
Somebody stir up the Let It Burn discussion from last night.
Republicans should obstruct, obstruct, obstruct!! Those who would say ‘Let it Burn’ are encouraging the destruction of the country and no better than the unreformed marxists that now infest high office!!
*pokes Jay in chest and assumes Marquis of Queensberry stance*
Wanna fight?!?!
Amusingly, cinnamon’s smell comes from an amine as well. Most amines are smelly, but they start out “fishy” and generally smell more pleasant the larger the molecule gets.
Oh no you dint! *strikes indignant pose.
Why is it that MJ can post some obscene BBF and he’s welcomed back like some juvenile delinquent who shit himself on the sofa after getting pissed drunk and promises to never do it again, and I post some lovely looking ladies with no cleavage, and I’m bant?
Fucking ageists.
Amusingly, cinnamon’s smell comes from an amine as well.
Huh, what can’t those cute cartoons do?
D’oh, misremembered, cinnamon is an aldehyde, and the molecule-size rule applies to them.
Methylamine is still fishy, though.
BTW, LIB is the only way we’ll get a spending cut.
On the bright side, at least MJ shit himself on the sofa with the plastic covers in the living room.
and I post some lovely looking ladies with no cleavage, and I’m bant?
T’weren’t by my hand. I liked FCF.
I forget where I saw it, but someone asked the question “when did sequestration go from a bipartisan success to a dire catastrophe?”
Good question.
“Areola”
*Gives same a standing ovation.*
Hahahahaha
Every year we get a poinsettia for the holidays from the landlord, and every year we kill it between Christmas and New Year’s because no one is around to water it. We got one yesterday and I remarked “I wonder how long it will take to kill this one.”
It got set too close to the back door, and this morning it’s dead. One day.
no cleavage
Duh.
Why is it that MJ can post some obscene BBF and he’s welcomed back like some juvenile delinquent who shit himself on the sofa after getting pissed drunk and promises to never do it again, and I post some lovely looking ladies with no cleavage, and I’m bant?
Fucking ageists.
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That reminds me. I forgot to put this picture in the post somewhere.
http://wp.me/ab9T5-8×2
And don’t sell yourself short. People hate you for more reasons than just your pinkies out BBF posts.
She must be a jogger.
I’m going to rescue Hotspur’s poinsettia next year.
LIB. Hmm.
I’m torn here. If we start with the premise that the game is rigged, then LIB is a great option.
It unrigs a bunch of shit. I could give a fuckall about the media spin. It’s all short term.
If sequestration happens, “no one” will remember in 6 months. They’ll remember the tax hikes next January.
LIB is only burning the ones who work. My elitist ass wants the parasites to feel the pain.
Somebody stir up the Let It Burn discussion from last night.
Republicans should obstruct, obstruct, obstruct!! Those who would say ‘Let it Burn’ are encouraging the destruction of the country and no better than the unreformed marxists that now infest high office!!
*pokes Jay in chest and assumes Marquis of Queensberry stance*
It’s a lose/lose proposition. Assuming that Obama is ONLY interested in blaming the eventual outcome on Republicans (the economy is going to tank, because Obama would never reverse his economic policies, and the point of debate at this point is how much worse will he make it with his tax and spending). So fiscal cliff? Those damn republicans. If The Republicans take the offer – or some semblance – Obama is screwed. But so is the GOP because they “caved” , etc.
But , of course, who is he going to blame? We have seen how this game is played – the Republicans didn’t give him enough.
And, of course then we have to live with that the disaster that ensues.
Burn or not, I’m stocking up on household necessities, but more importantly, mascara, face cream, and concealer. They will have to pry my MAC concealer #20 out of my cold dead hands.
Since I’m too lazy to do Sooper Sekrit Santa and all the research it involves, and since coffee was mentioned here….
I’ve gotten hooked on David Lynch coffee (yes, THAT David Lynch) and would like to share the love. If you email me your mailing address before the middle of the day today, when I run to the distributor to pick up my latest coffee fix, I will grab a 12-ounce bag and mail it to you. Let me know Espresso Roast or House Blend, whole bean or ground. First ten people only, I don’t want this turning into me being a secondary free distributor for this crap. If no one responds I’ll pout.
Don’t fall for it. It’s a trap.
Yeah, the trap is that I forgot to include my email address.
Hahahahaha
I don’t see a good option. Without massive spending cuts the cliff is inevitable, regardless of tax increases. The Democrats created this entire situation, but with a compliant media Republicans will be held accountable.
I like the vote “present” option, but that will still be reported as obstructionist.
Fuck it.
alice dot harrison at gmail dot com
I’ll hand-deliver yours, Hotspur.
I strongly suspect that Obama’s “opening position” in the negotiations wasn’t just his opener, but his only position.
His negotiations with Congress have tended to be decrees which are pontifical.
Also, nice to see a BBF girl that also has a great ass.
Obama wants it to go over the cliff. He doesn’t care about his legacy like our local radio guy thinks. The media covered for all the dead bodies in gun running and Benghazi, he knows they will continue to cover.
They will be blamed regardless – even when democrats controlled both houses, so call his bluff. Fuck him. More taxes or not, at this point we’re all screwed.
David Lynch coffee sounds like it might be a little strange.
I strongly suspect that Obama’s “opening position” in the negotiations wasn’t just his opener, but his only position.
His last 4 “budgets” strongly suggest this to be the case.
i see Holly like’s trans ams too…
He’s such a fucking asshole.
That’s two for today, because I already said that over at Protein Wisdom.
David Lynch is a total coffee devotee, and the coffee is some of the best I’ve ever had. And at a reeeasonable price.
we’re next on the list… i wonder if’n our southern neighbors will have a problem with the competition…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq_lhlIn1e0
Also, nice to see a BBF girl that also has a great ass.
Agreed.
Going to a movie. BBL
Sorry Alice, I’m pretty much a ‘my favorite coffee is the whatever is in the pot’ plebeian.
Stewart Francis: “I like my women like I like my coffee: hand picked by migrant workers.”
Ah yes, the silver bag of coffee at Sam’s Club is my choice of the day.
David Lynch is a total coffee devotee, and the coffee is some of the best I’ve ever had. And at a reeeasonable price.
Can we get pie with that?
Jam2’s video is pretty depressing. (I don’t like coffee. thanks for the offer, AliceH)
There won’t be any cuts to any part of the government. We may slow spending increases, but none of it matters because the debt will grow exponentially.
My only hope is that the boomers and their grandkids are mercilessly crushed by it. Minus the conservatives of course.
I have no idea how private charities work, but if its possible it would be a great idea to start one that only caters to those that can prove their voting record.
I like the idea of cutting out anyone that flirts with socialism.
I’d tell you to give me your address to have some real coffee, but then you’d be spoiled for ever.
You’ll have to get your own pie, wiser. Pie doesn’t ship well. I might be able to send you some doughnuts, but they’re crappy Krispy Kreme and not the Dunkin Donuts you lucky folks on the east coast have.
Some things need to happen.
1. The payroll tax holiday needs to end.
2. Hold the line on dividend tax rates. You can fiddle with marginal tax rates on income quite a bit and not destroy the economy. Ain’t quite the same with investments.
3. Reign in deductions. My favorite Romney proposal was a hard cap on total deductions. You could take any deduction you wanted, but only up to a given amount. That approach avoids the special interests that want THEIR deduction to remain sacrosanct, and yet still manages to reduce the numbers of people paying a net of $0 on taxes.
4. Show more hot booty during BBF. We should apply for an NIH grant studying the effect of shapely women on men’s blood pressure or some shit.
5. Get out in front of the obstructionism argument. Start now. Just laughing in Geithner’s face isn’t enough. Every member of the GOP needs to shout to every outlet how the President is himself steering the bus to the cliff. Yes, we’ll still lose that argument, but it has to be made, if only to mitigate the damage. Who knows, maybe some folks will actually hear the message.
5. Get out in front of the obstructionism argument. Start now. Just laughing in Geithner’s face isn’t enough. Every member of the GOP needs to shout to every outlet how the President is himself steering the bus to the cliff. Yes, we’ll still lose that argument, but it has to be made, if only to mitigate the damage. Who knows, maybe some folks will actually hear the message.
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Fuck that.
Repeat this ad nauseum: President Obama wants to go over the cliff. Let him prove its not true.
Fuck that.
Repeat this ad nauseum: President Obama wants to go over the cliff. Let him prove its not true.
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Well, that’s a rather more pithy way of saying the same thing.
#5 xbrad can’t be more right. We are losing this argument because people don’t hear that enough. Sooner or later, when they do hear it, they turn to our side of the argument, because it’s the right one. Happens every time if the person is intellectually honest.
More information, more voices!
I think pupster is enamored of beasn cat.
Excellent BBF MJ, I vote rainbow side boob pic as winner.
Based on the WH offer, the fiscal hump is the best option for the Repubs. Everything can always be changed in Feb or June.
And this is really cool and it has a kitty:
Have a side boobish day.
You’ll have to get your own pie, wiser
oh, and let me be the first to say “HI RICH!”
Well, that’s a rather more pithy way of saying the same thing.
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That’s my point. Simple and crude works.
Death panels. Man that shit worked.
I think pupster is enamored of beasn cat.
Heh.
It’s our mascot.
dick boxes
The link in ‘I really like music’ is a song called Wiser Time by the Black Crows.
I know this is gonna sound silly, but without a budget for the last 3 years, how is any member of the government going to be able to point to ANYTHING as a “budget cut”?
If the Republicans really want to make some noise – which we all know they don’t want to do – why aren’t they telling Obama & Co. that until they know how much money the government “needs” to fund all of its programs, they aren’t going to raise any extra “revenue”?
We all know that there isn’t going to be a budget for the next 4 years, but I’m not willing to have our side give their side a credit card with no spending limit.
Tax cuts for the rich, if you’ll remember, was a fallacy that got repeated so much that it’s now part of everyone’s memory.
The poor got a huge break.
Middle class got a huge break.
Rich people got the smallest by %, but because they have more money it was more in terms of dollars than the poor or middle class.
That became tax cuts for the rich.
A 10% reduction on 60K is 6K, but on 200K it’s 20K. BOOOSH!!!!!!
They prey on stupidity. We should do the same.
MJ, Math is hard. Tax the 1%!!!!!!
Tax the 50% one percenters in congress by half!
Instead of those goofy looking little asterisks, you can put some white space between photos by using ampersand-nbsp-semicolon on a line by itself (don’t include the dashes).
Never mind — that works at IB, but for some reason doesn’t work here. I just tried it on MJs post.
Do you have to spell out ampersand?
Hahahahaha
Jay, you dick.
Hey, Michael.
You were saying that you can stream your iTunes through a Sony Blu-Ray player. I can’t figure out how to do it. Do you have a link to some instructions?
Anybody else crate a grandfather clock today?
I ogled somebody’s mom. Close enough?
I ogled your mom.
I ogled your mom.
I’m the lightest member of my nuclear family at 172#. You might want to re-think that.
Mostly brains.
Mostly.
If you really want to be an insufferable prick about it, it’s spelt “And per se and”.
Man, the Steeler’s offensive linemen really, really love their quarterback. Really.
That may be what broke his rib.
I heard Madam Areola made an appearance today. Good job, MJ.
Just for Leon NOBODY ELSE CLICK OR I WILL KNOW!
Insufferable prick? Around here?
The deuce you say!
Pupster is my BFF.
*hands over bag of rawhides and box of Steak Bites*
Nope, not gonna click on the Leon-only link.
XBrad, you’d get nothing out of it. Best to steer clear.
*click
*click
Good morning, people who are willing to forgive a certain midget.
Hi Sean. Have you h8d anyone yet today?
I’ve been mildly annoyed that someone’s job is keeping them from calling me back. Does that count?
No, there was no oppression involved from the sound of it.
Gotta take DD#3 to the airport in half an hour – she’s flying across the pond to visit The Boy for 6 weeks.
It’s gonna be lonely around the TiFW house during the day.
Of course, the upside is I can sit around with no pants on…..
Anybody know if Car in is taking bribes so that we can get a particular recipient for Secret Santa?
I’m – uh – asking for a friend.
I have a Pandora channel for Christmas music. I only like instrumentals, I don’t like the singing. I down-vote every song that has vocals until I run out of thumbs down, yet it never fucking learns.
WHYYY DIDN”T YOU BELIEEEEEVE ME?!?
/stinky wizzelteats
Cigarette Santa: where you sent individually gift-wrapped Kools to the people on your list.
I have the paid subscription to Pandora. I’ve yet to run out of dislikes. I’ve managed to train a station to almost exclusively play string instruments played by hot chicks.
Anybody know if Car in is taking bribes so that we can get a particular recipient for Secret Santa?
I’m – uh – asking for a friend.
My integrity is iron clad.
NAMES PEOPLE. Everyone email me and join the fun. I’ll send out your recipients tomorrow..
Didja get my e-mail, Ms. Car in?
I want in on the loot-a-palooza again this year –
I can only skip so many songs an hour. 5, apparantly. I can still put the thumbs down on the vocals, but it (doggedly) keeps cuing up the Bing Crosby and Nat King Fucking Cole.
I’ve managed to train a station to almost exclusively play string instruments played by hot chicks.
I got yours T – I was having keyboard problems earlier this week so couldn’t really respond as they came rolling in.
Turn it upside down and shake the paper clips and crumbs out of it.
Comment by Pupster on November 30, 2012 10:58 am
hahahahaha, Where the hell is Cyn.
/stinky wizzelteats
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOY!!!!
Here’s a special song about butt floss played by a Asian chiquita (that’s Asian for “lady who can suckle many children”): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJrlrRJa9A
Yeah, where is that whore?
It was water Scott.
If it wasn’t corn liquor that killed your keyboard, I have serious doubts about your dedication & work ethic.
I don’t get our choices on the “fiscal cliff.”
Give into an absolutely ridiculously worse offer that does nothing but make things worse.
OR
Go “off the cliff” and make things ridiculously worse.
And when Ace says this: “Just something to keep in mind.” (referring to what awful crap happens if we go off the cliff, he’s sounding like our support or nonsupport of this issue makes one bit of difference.
We don’t have sway over this crap.
It’s a flaming pile no matter what. That dick, Obama won. Thank you 51%ers. ASSHOLES.
Why is there a ’58 Chevy in the header?
Mare, calm down.
Here, but lurking.
No.
And shut your face, hotspur, I’m in no mood to kick some old man’s ass.
I’m pretty sure that’s sexist and racist.
Obama’s trains don’t even run on time.
Obama likes to be fashionably late.
To everything.
He won.
Where’s a man like Benito Mussolini when you need him?
Instead of those goofy looking little asterisks, you can put some white space between photos by using ampersand-nbsp-semicolon on a line by itself (don’t include the dashes).
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This sounds suspiciously like the time you wanted me to do a Shake Weight work out with you, but with a blindfold on.
**sends Pupster some powdered toast**
“This sounds suspiciously like the time you wanted me to do a Shake Weight work out with you, but with a blindfold on.”
LOL
Omg.
Line breaks are so 20th century.
We use buttholes *
Here, hold this.
Do any of you have the Blackhawk! Sportster SERPA Holster? What do you think?
It’s so like Michael to criticize a post with 7 pictures of an extremely hot girl because he doesn’t like the spacing.
I love that weirdo.
Is that some kind of fancy new bra?
I like asterisks. A lot.
No, but SHERPA holster would be a good name for a bra.
*hugs asterisk
*makes out with asterisk behind Hotspur’s ghetto bar
My asterisk is exit-only.
In Russia, asterisk makes out with you.
*asterisk cat is indifferent to your pain.
http://tinyurl.com/cdko35g
Where’s a man like Benito Mussolini when you need him?
I’m sure he’s hanging around.
How did Romney lose the gay vote?
My new asterisk airbrush just arrived.
http://tinyurl.com/crr6vvn
DD#3 has been delivered to the airport.
Her suitcase was as big as she is…..
*waves at Wiser, then plasters self against wall so that Mare won’t see me*
That whore is feisty this afternoon –
Hi, TiF
That whore is feisty this afternoon
I like my whores feisty…
Weird, I don’t feel all that worked up, I just asked a question, why do people think that being on a “certain side” of the “cliff” issue matters? It doesn’t. Unless some of you are congressmen and spend your time here.
This is out of our hands and no matter what happens it’s not good. Why is this “feisty” or why do I need to “calm down?”
I’ve had a great day (besides reading the headlines).
New header pic makes me want to go to Disneyland.
This is out of our hands and no matter what happens it’s not good. Why is this “feisty” or why do I need to “calm down?”
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I don’t think you need to calm down.
*makes out with asterisk under the bleachers
Headlines at Drudge:
‘Casts himself as Santa Claus’…
Warns of ‘Scrooge Christmas’…
Strange, people didn’t like Rush saying “it’s hard to win an election against Santa Clause.” It’s true though.
Shhhhhhh, just don’t say it, and it’s okay.
“I don’t think you need to calm down.”
Thank you!
*has threesome with MJ and asterisk
Sick.
Congress doesn’t have enough to do:
http://news.yahoo.com/congress-looks-doing-away-1-bill-083418974–politics.html
Why is this “feisty” or why do I need to “calm down?”
Um, no reason.
Isn’t it murder day yet?
Hey! You’re right! It’s murder day.
Scott is probably off murdering people and laura is probably digging the holes.
“Isn’t it murder day yet?”
I don’t know what that means but I like it.
Banner text is still waiting to buy its firearm.
The blink tag is old enough to drink, but nobody loves it.
Does this deserve love?
Heh, wordpress doesn’t even acknowledge it.
I was just messin’ with ya, Mare – I’m right there with you.
*seeds I-35 with tire-puncturing devices in case Mare decides to “talk face-to-face”*
Aw, who am I kidding?
Mare isn’t gonna pay me a visit in person. 😛
If’n anyone’s interested, I’m reprising my “25 Days of Christmas” musical posts at my place starting tomorrow.
Yeah, I’m lazy.
Calm down, leon.
I just dozed off. This place sucks.
There was a tennis referee who killed her husband by bludgeoning him with a coffee cup. I bet he was a morning person and talked to her before she’d had her coffee.
Howdy, exquisite beauties and troglodytes!
What would happen if everyone had to give up caffeine, instead of gluten?
This was at the Chive, one of my “happy places,” Turtle Bay. PD will recognize it. I’ve also flown over it and had that view many times.
http://tinyurl.com/crwku4x
Calm down, leon.
NO! I’M MAD AS HELL!
*goes back to listening to hot chicks playing string instruments*
this financial cliff bullshit pisses me off in ∞ ways…
At all of the Tea Party rally’s we were screaming “STOP THE SPENDING”
it’s really simple. stop the FUCKING spending.
butt, ass & cock smokers like mcconnell and boner don’t have the American in them. i detest them more than the fucking marxist interloper.
*goes outside to scream fuck fuCK fUCK FUCK!!!!!!*
This sounds suspiciously like the time you wanted me to do a Shake Weight work out with you, but with a blindfold on.
***^^^^
That whore mare-j is one funny midget.
Someone in the bondage club near my house is screaming ‘fuck fuCK fUCK FUCK!!!!!!’
There was a tennis referee who killed her husband by bludgeoning him with a coffee cup. I bet he was a morning person and talked to her before she’d had her coffee.
Funny you should mention that, roamy.
You have a bondage club near your house, MJ?
It is not Murder Day.
No joy.
MCPO, I need a song to get “Happy Happy Joy Joy” out of my head, please. And I hope you got your EKG or a waiver.
“Someone in the bondage club near my house is screaming ‘fuck fuCK fUCK FUCK!!!!!!’”
hahahahahahahahaha
Hey, Jam2…..
Don’t know what it means but it made me laugh.
Not really.
I used to live next to one in Chicago, I assumed. Nice neighborhood, mostly 3 flats. The building next door used to be a store of some kind. On the weekends, leather dudes would show up with duffel bags, roller bags, you name it.
The guy at the door (you had to have a proximity card) would sit on a stool in just a diaper, checking ID and what not. I had always assumed these kind of places only existed in writer’s minds.
Really weird shit.
lol
thanks mj….
you’re a humorous little fucker
That’s the one, Sean.
mare!
that was funny too….
thanks.
i hate (with a visceral passion) the dbags in DC… with only a disturbingly small number of exceptions; they are complicit in the destruction of our nation and more importantly, our children’s freedom and future.
oh…. and MJ –
put your pants back on…. it wasn’t an invitation
Someone in the bondage club near my house is screaming ‘fuck fuCK fUCK FUCK!!!!!!
Huh.
I would’ve thought they would be saying “mmmph mmmPH mMMPH MMMPH!!!!!!”.
Must not be a very good ball gag.
Someone in the bondage club near my house
At least it isn’t in your house. As far as we know.
judy garland sure was a sexy little thing. m mm hmm
oh…. and MJ –
put your pants back on…. it wasn’t an invitation
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Pants. Right.
What are those again?
pants –
http://tinyurl.com/c8qkym4
http://tinyurl.com/d6gpjew
pants –
http://tinyurl.com/c8qkym4
The cost of the zipper alone kills any profit selling those pants.
They’ve assimilated all the shitty bondage fiction from the 1970s & made it real. It’s still hilarious to me when they act all furtive & serious.
consider that a category bracket…
Heh, my sister had such a crush on David Cassidy.
Workout done.
Dinner prep: Sirloin steak, onions and mushrooms. And a beer.
Chief, only a really mean person would link that song.
Have yourself a cherry little mistress.
I’m thinking about moving my workouts to later in the day, but I don’t want to see different people at the gym.
Although, for all I know, the ‘Vu dancers all come in like 3 hours after my normal time.
Different people and normal time – may not mean what you’re thinking.
“Have yourself a cherry little mistress.”
Sick.
Lou Holtz is a whistle-dick. Nobody gives a shit what he thinks.
Have yourself a worn out big old hoebag?
“Have yourself a worn out big old hoe bag?”
Sick.
There is no pleasing some.
Wendy, bring me another pint.
Thank you.
“Pints?! It comes in Pints!?!” – Meriadoc Brandybuck
The Ghetto Bar’s pints are twenty-three ounces. It’s the Ghetto Bar. What do you expect? They flunked math.
I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus.
Maybe it’s a metric pint.
Pachelbel put his canon in Dee.
Mare, check your whore-mail.
So what should we be hoarding before January? Toilet paper and dried food? Anything else?
(although with all that dried food I don’t think I’ll be needing much TP)
Gasoline, right? Many cans of gasoline.
Water won’t be a problem for us, but it would be good to have a cheap water purifier just in case.
Bullets.
Lead and brass ought’a do it
Oh yeah, 75 watt incandescent bulbs will soon go the way of the dodo. I use them more often than 100 watt bulbs (which I can sell to you for my “discount”price)
Who spent all day in meetings?
You? You? *tosses bags of peanuts*
So, anybody run somebody into a bar ditch today?
Besides LauraW I mean.
I shoulda known better with a girl like you.
I hate feeling like I won’t be able to plan anything. We want to put a pellet stove in our cellar fireplace (our cellar has its own fireplace) but it would be a bad idea if there is going to be like, this Mad Max dystopia.
LauraW – Leave it wood burning. If it goes south, you can always burn punk wood if you have to.
and make squirrel fritters
Wood stove would be better then, MCPO. The little fireplaces in our house don’t heat the place much.
I’m just waiting for the electric company to decide that we are using too much electricity in the summer, so they “adjust” our usage on The Grid / SmartMeter.
For the children.
Hippie punks burn well too…says a friend of mine
LauraW – Sorry. I thought you said, “pellet stove”.
Yes…we would run the exhaust pipe from the pellet stove through the existing fireplace. I think we are misunderstanding each other here?
She did. Are there stoves that burn both?
I’m torn between wood stove and pellet stove.
‘by updating Facebook profiles, we are informing on our friends’
nice…. but of course we know this
http://rt.com/news/assange-internet-control-totalitarian-943/
Screw that, I want one that burns coal.
or tires. Where can I find a tire stove.
For the Hostage mens who like teh tushy pics in today’s BBF.
Everyone else can laugh at the 80’s fashion and bad video techniques.
Oh, shit, today Scott can get the shotgun.
Did he get it yet?
If the French can admit Obama nationalizes stuff, why won’t we? At least he won’t nationalize the mainstream media. He doesn’t need to.
Oh, would you like to swing on a star?
Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on November 30, 2012 3:38 pm
Do any of you have the Blackhawk! Sportster SERPA Holster? What do you think?
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Heard bad reports on the Serpa holsters. You release the gun by pressing a latch right where the trigger guard is. A bunch of people have had their finger go from pressing the latch, to pressing the trigger and firing the gun when they draw. Also heard from a firearms instructor that several got dirt in the release mechanism and it wouldn’t release at all.
Nope. Distributor ran out.
Could take weeks/months.
Don’t stop the discussion of necessary hoarding stuff. I might have missed something.
Batteries.
animal food.
hand crank radio.
They have what I want in stock, but they come with 24 and 28 inch barrels. If nothing happens soon I will take what they have and order an 18″ barrel for it.
Animal food?
Mossberg 500?
Yep.
“laugh at the 80′s fashion”
the cool thing about 80’s style was at least you knew the chicks gave a shit about hygiene … they spent hours cleaning and primping. it was a plus.
the 70’s – meh (pool became polluted – herpes, etc)
the 60’s – wow (in a bad way)
the 50’s – wisers territory
the 40’s – http://tinyurl.com/clblyed good to go
I’d look on Davidson’s Gallery of Guns for a shotgun. They do transfers to local dealers. Just enter what you want (in stock, of course) and hit search. They’ll give a range of prices. Inventory is currently low as you well know.
I want a stove that burns dreams and hopes and youthful idealism. I’ll be warm for a thousand years.
I want a stove that burns dreams and hopes and youthful idealism. I’ll be warm for a thousand years.
*sustained golf clap*
I’m finally jealous of your hump.
Not that any of you turds care, but I’m opening a zazzle store.
it’s name is…. of course
xbradtcsolutions
Mare: this is a somewhat obsessive resource, unrealistic for most people including me but it has a lot of great ideas:
http://www.survivalblog.com/listoflists.xls
Not that any of you turds care
How dare you say this turd doesn’t care.
My cat doesn’t eat people food.
I want a stove that burns dreams and hopes and youthful idealism. I’ll be warm for a thousand years.
MOOOOOOM! Wiser’s logged in as Lauraw!
I think every Hostage hit xbrad’s zazzle simultaneously — I can’t get on it due to heavy volume. This better be good.
xbradtcsolutions
“Low Viscosity Lubricants for the Discerning and Lonely Man”
I’m opening a zazzle store.
The guys get shirts?
Scott, what what’shisname suggested. You can buy it somewhere else and have it shipped to a gun dealer with an FFL. Customary to hand em a fin or two for the trouble,
xbradtcsolutions?
Will that remove warts and shit?
Well shit. None of the products are available yet. I’ll remind all you turds later.
Wait, Oregon not in the PAC 12 championship?
But I do need a little p’shop help. If I send an image to someone, can you change out one word of a logo?
“Low Viscosity Lubricants for the Discerning and Lonely Man”
“Sheer Silicone Gloves with Ribs and Dots for Stimulating Pleasure”
Yes, xbrad.
Did anybody boast that they liked anybody else before they got popular today?
“I want a stove that burns dreams and hopes and youthful idealism. I’ll be warm for a thousand years.”
dolly madison purposely didn’t save that one, but moochelle had it rebuilt: the good news, it only cost 16 plus trillion…. don’t be cheap, you can afford one.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323353204578127374039087636.html
Brad, I can do it tomorrow.
No Photoshop in the Ghetto Bar, bitch.
Did anybody boast that they liked anybody else before they got popular today?
Well, I told everyone in the adult book store that I really like Rosetta, but then he never became popular.
“Low Viscosity Lubricants for the Discerning and Lonely Man”
http://www.cheaplubes.com/slippery-stuff-lubricants.aspx
Thanks, Jimbro.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/335363.php
Because we can’t remember this stuff enough.
Thanks, Hotspur. I emailed the image to you.
Did anybody boast that they liked anybody else before they got popular today?
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Ah. Good one.
*Cox and Archer: Why $16 Trillion Only Hints at the True U.S. Debt*
Shorter Cox and Archer: We’re fucked
(Yes, I realize I said “shorter cox” SYWM)
Actual disclaimer I saw on a commercial just now: “Fictionalization. Professional driver on a closed course. Cars cannot fly.”
We are doomed.
Did anybody boast that they liked anybody else before they got popular today?
I didn’t get popular today.
Professional driver on a closed course. Cars cannot fly.
And to think they promised us flying cars. Didn’t even get a jetpack.
*curses flying car salesman.
LIAR!!!!!
I didn’t get popular today.
I did.
*watches ‘RawLiveNaughtyHump’ PayPal account grow like crazy*
Zero available anywhere.
pouts
*logs on to rawlivenaughtyhump.com*
Well, that wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.
*doesn’t close tab*
I’ll do it for you tomorrow – with pleasure. Tonight, I’m chilling.
rawlivenaughtyhump.com
Do they have a special Quasi Mode Hole?
wait for the feather thing
I don’t like feathers
“There is a new normal of new extremes and we have to be prepared for it,” Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) said. “And the reason we have this new normal of new extremes is because global climate change is happening and is real. And we’ve tolerated the deniers for far too long in this body.”
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When people think things are real, it’s not necessary to mention that they are real.
*pets real pug
*pets imaginary pug
I watched a the postal dude toss a package containing an antique biscuit jar that I gave him, marked fragile, into a box bin like he was shoveling horse manure.
I laughed as I walked away knowing the mf’r was triple bubbled in a box inside box surrounded by foam peanuts and insured. I shall not be defeated by the federal govt today!
And we’ve tolerated the deniers for far too long in this body.
SHUUUUUUUNNNNNN! SHUUUUUUUUNNNN THE UNBELIEVERS!
I asked Scott to help me erect a pole in my garden this weekend.
He seemed very anxious to help.
Weird. He hates gardening.
In line at the post office today there was a mom with two kids, I’d guess 3 and 5 years old. Mom told the kids not to ring the bell a few times and of course they kept on doing it. After 5 minutes of this I couldn’t take it anymore. I grabbed the bell, reached across the counter and slammed it down while glaring at mom and her brats. I hope they all peed their pants a little. Sometimes I hate people.
so i too googled lauraws site….
i found this gem:
haha!
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/181143410.html
I asked Scott to help me erect a pole in my garden this weekend.
He seemed very anxious to help.
If it was Lech Walesa, I could understand his anxiety.
has anybody else shauned an unbeliever today…
If you have a strong feeling of deja vu, a few minutes after the thing that caused the deja vu happened, is it really deja vu, or just remembering what just happened?
not too big to fail –
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/20231162/nycs-famous-stage-deli-closes
case study # 6.0221415e+23 plus one
deja vu
isn’t that some kind of condiment?
http://tinyurl.com/crknaje
http://tinyurl.com/czfzqon
somebody lowjacked my jpeg… muthafokkahs
http://tinyurl.com/d957x9z
jam2 – You are posting to fast. . .
*note to self…. time to … oh look – something shiny*
thanks for the heads up MCPO
one last thought for the night:
http://www.insideronline.org/blogarchive.cfm?month=11&year=2012#52CAEDDB-5056-B712-668A0B8664E35944
Wait a minute, there are people who still believe that humans are controlling climate change?
WTF is wrong with these people?
Oh, that was good, Jam.
Not only that, they are absolutely convinced that “deniers” are the stupid ones.
I’m guessing that what Rep. Whitehouse knows about real science could fit on the head of a pin…..
HAHA! Ninja, bitchez
“I’m guessing that what Rep. Whitehouse knows about real science could fit on the head of a pin…..”
BINGO!
Cyn! I thought you got banned.
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/cdbfgag
It cost me an 8-ball, the January 1969 issue of Playboy, a pack of Beeman’s, and a case of duct tape, but I got unbanned.
Duck Dynasty is funny
Someone recommended The New Normal and Helen Barkin’s character as being funny.
She is.
However it is a lib wet dream of a republican. Gravy = liquid meat was funny.
However finding funny in that show is like fishing a ring out of a filthy soiled toilet.
Hi Tiger Girl!
You give good bribes
Where is the bacon?
I went shopping and now have buyer’s remorse. I hate spending money – most of the time – like I hate people.
I bought a quilt at Dillards. Two positives – 65% off and made in India. (I don’t do China)
Beasn shops at $$$ stores.
Dillards! When I had a job I did not shop there often.
There’s a special drawer in the fridge of 10 pounds of freshly cooked thick-cut applewood smoked bacon in individual zip baggies of seven slices each. Help you self, Vman! M’wah.
Pupster..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
http://tinyurl.com/pa5o7t
Woo hoo!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7EByBOButM
I should hop in the car and go steal some of that bacon.
You have quite the, um, knack for that keyboard, Scott. How YOU doin’!
Vmax, I rarely shop at Dillards. Maybe once a year. They’ve got nice flannel jammies that go on sale.
The quilt was a good deal but now that I have it home, not sure it goes with my simple/bright/clean decor. Might be too busy.
C’mon ovah, Xbrad.
Does anyone know, seriously, how well cooked bacon freezes and then thaws? I may have to experiment with this my spare *coughyeahright* time.
I told Mr. TiFW that I want him to get me this for Christmas:
http://is.gd/qDXIRO
(He wasn’t willing to get me the two guys from Strike Back, so I guess I’ll have to settle for this instead….)
Cyn, we bought some of that kind of bacon at an Amish store. OMG, that was some mighty tasty fat.
Oh, and I freeze cooked bacon all of the time. Thaws just fine. I think. It never makes it that far.
Every once in a while, Dillard’s will have some smoking hot prices on stuff; sounds like you scored Beasn! Well done.
Good to know on the freezing; thanks. It doesn’t make it that long at my house either, usually, but if you’ve got the electric skillet out, might as well just good a mess of it then it’s done. I have one of those neat electric jobbies that’s slightly tilted so the bacon grease flows down into a tray. I pour some of it into my bacon grease glass that I keep in the fridge.
Has anyone else been experiencing a longer than usual foul mood? I can’t shake it though it doesn’t help that my place of employment is a microcosm of what is going on nationally. I really feel and look like grumpy cat. I don’t like it. I couldn’t even bring myself to walk up to my God daughter, who works at the mall, to say hi.
Usually if something goes wrong or becomes hard, I know I can work through it. I’m not certain that will be possible anymore. The boot is hovering over our necks. I feel the chump for doing things the ‘right’ way and now will get punished – just like at work – for doing so.
*delicately dabs a bit of bacon grease behind each ear*
I took frozen bacon bits out of the freezer and put them directly my baked ‘tater today. Tasted fine to me.
Seriously, all you East Coast Cabal types. you’re really missing out on Cyn’s tastybacon.
Had the election gone the other way, I would have felt okay about quitting my job – to start my own little bidness.
Now, the dilemma is, do I quit to save us from being in a higher tax bracket or not quit in the event he loses his job? We’ve worked things out to where we could live off my salary. Until inflation eats us all.
We like putting crushed bacon in our mashed taters.
I’ve felt that wash over me a bit, yeah, Beasn. We seem to have gotten lead astray during the elections with a sweet sweet carrot stick of lies and bullshit and promises of the best sex ever, but found ourselves behind the dumpster and got our asses handed to us. I keep trying to press on. Most days it works. Other days, there’s Absolut and r/aww and this crazy place.
Beasn:
http://tinyurl.com/bqd7t52
I just noticed the comment line thingy… Bwahahahahahaha!
*dry heaves a bit*
Dave, nice job on the Battle of Tassafaronga.
Can’t stand booze. But I did buy a 12 pack of caffeine-free Dr. Pepper.
*taps sean’s pop bottle*
*let it be known I haven’t touched Dr. Pepper in 20 years*
*living on the edge hopefully not collecting kidney stones*
If I did take up drinking, I’d have to guzzle a quarter of a bottle down to numb the gag reflex. And then shit gets ugly.
Boo!
REVVY!
how’s my favorite Hostagette tonight?
Well this is cool. A good friend of ours.
I hate expressing glands.
ummm… “BJ/HA” award?
hmmm… what could that possibly stand for…..
That’s awesome Andy! Good for her.
well… I scared Revvy off pretty quickly, huh?
We have a sick chicken. Poor girl has a cough. She’s in a dog kennel inside of our horse stalls until she gets better or doesn’t. Gotta go shop for antibiotics in the AM.
Nah, Wiser. She just knew I was lurking.
Sorry guys – I was telling my boy he’s a dumbass for telling his friends I can sing, cause now they wanna draft me into their band.
‘Sup with everyone here?
You can sing?!?!?!
You want to sing at my Christmas concert?
^^; I’m not really /that/ great – I mean, I’m better than average, I guess, but I’m nothing to write home about.
Cyn?
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/158713/
I mean, I’m better than average, I guess, but I’m nothing to write home about.
okay, we’ll talk.
nite, y’all.
And revvy…
thanks again.
Nighty night Wiser – you’re welcome 🙂
MCPO?
http://tinyurl.com/d8vd9wj
My cousin has been posting pics of Sheridan decorating the tree from last year and the work they’ve been doing for Sheridan’s Foundation this year. I spend my time crying and writing checks.
Nobody can tell ya;
There’s only one derp worth derpin’.
They may try and sell ya,
’cause it hangs them up
to see somone like you.
Anybody still here? I finished making fancy jello shots and now I’m gonna be bored until I can eat them.
Jello shots by yourself?
Why not? They’re fancy. And pretty much acting as my dessert.
Baileys&Coffee jelly shots need to excuse to be consumed.
Uh, who’s belly are we gonna do shots off of?
If it’s Rosetta, I’ll pass.
I feel like jello shots after someone’s stomach would not be very sexy.
Also, not it.
I’ll drink box wine and observe. Stupid jello. Stupid diabetes.
How was OK? Wink wink nudge nudge.
Awww… well, it’s not made with actual Jello brand gelatin. So all the sugar comes from the Kahlua and Baileys.
OK was veeeeeeery nice 😉
Honestly, if I didn’t kinda need my desktop and car, I might not have come home.
If I’m gonna drink a shot, why not just drink a shot.
Because you aren’t female.
The idea of being able to make my drinks pretty AND sugary is like catnip.
Kahlua and Baileys? Yum. I am looking at some festive Evan Egg Nog drinks.
http://jelly-shot-test-kitchen.blogspot.com/2011/12/eggnog-jelly-shots.html
Yeah, the only thing I can do with a shot besides drink it, is put it in some hot BBF chick’s cleavage, and then drink it.
About 5 years before Revvy was born, the craze was upside down margaritas, served in a barber’s chair, by a hot, busty chick.
That’s pretty much the last time I had a margarita.
I was being lazy and had just planned on buying Evan Williams Chocolate Peppermint eggnog.
My boyfriend makes fun of me because I can be so stereotypically girly that when I get bored I cook things.
Hence, fancy jelly shots. Btw, these taste SOOOOO much better than the stupid little jello/vodka mixes in their paper cups.
I gave up on margaritas when I got the diabeetus. Too much sugar in the mix! WooHoo! Straight tequila!
I never “cook” things. Even in the depths of anorexia I never felt compelled to cook for others.
I had several very good drinks while I was in OK – mostly because the boy kept insisting on taking me to really nice restaurants.
He made fun of me cause they were almost all really girly though.
The best two were a cherry mojito and something I can’t remember the name of that tasted like a liquid Andes mint.
I don’t cook.
I heat stuff.
XB, I rarely even microwave stuff! Liquid Andes Mint? Godiva chocolate liquor and something mint?
I dunno – I remember there being Creme de Menthe, but I don’t think it was godiva liqueur.
Well, if you’re not gonna cook, Oso, I’m not gonna marry you!
Wait…
Sammiches don’t need cookin’, do they?
Depends on the sammich, Xbrad.
Well, what are you offering, Revvy?
I like sammiches. Soup, not so much.
Soup is gross, Oso.
Xbrad – didn’t say I was offering anything, just that certain sammiches need cooking 😛
‘Sides, my boy might decide to squish you if I make sammiches for you and not him.
Soup is gross: Agreed!!!!
Tell my parents that Oso! They think I don’t like soup due to childhood trauma.
Temps in the 30s. Snuggle time. g’night.
I don’t like soup because childhood location. It was never cold enough for soup. I don’t care about the calendar. i like cold cocoa too.
Hubby is a soup Nazi. Cooking down the bones, buying veggies, serving soup.
nighty night Oso ❤
Oso, have I mentioned lately that you’re a very odd duck?
Not lately, I know. Quack. Quack.
Any insomniac chatterboxes still awake?
Not me:
I’m still up, Pups.
Ohai Revvy.
Those jello shots must be a little…http://onlylolgifs.net/post/36766509770
Yeah, Pups. Watcha wanna talkabout?
An idiot in the Singapore office called me at 3 in the morning. He should have called someone in London. Those fuckers are 5 hours ahead and should be awake. Now I can’t sleep.
they’re yummy Pups. Though a little on the strong side for me.
Hiya Tushar. My eyes have been popping open between 0345 and 0415 every morning since the time change. Sometimes I can go back to sleep, usually not.
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/11/30/22-more-unfortunate-examples-of-accidental-racism/#more-47154
You still makin the copies, Revvymeister?
Though a little on the strong side for me.
Unfortunately yes, Pups.
What do you think of my new flyer? I am going to get rich.
You will have a very lucrative career of girls bringing you home to their white bread parents to pose as their boyfriends while they fuck the dude covered in tattoos that works at the local biker bar.
Will there be cookies?
Boom boom boom, out go the lights.
And now another guy from London! I should have become a farmer. Crops don’t disturb you at night.
I’m just up this late cause I’ve fucked my sleep schedule over a bramble patch.
I am unfamiliar with your vernacular but appreciate the company.
I honestly don’t know where I picked up that phrase from.
time for coffee
http://tinyurl.com/cxaxnuz
another one for MJ’s stable:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/size/largest-natural-breasts
live and learn. i thought that this honor belonged to huffpo:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/dedication/largest-collection-of-trolls
Having fun with the links guys?
http://tinyurl.com/c8gyfbu
You will have a very lucrative career of girls bringing you home to their white bread parents to pose as their boyfriends while they fuck the dude covered in tattoos that works at the local biker bar.
It’s good that even in Obama’s America, you can profit from the stupidity of others.
Someone recommended The New Normal and Helen Barkin’s character as being funny.
She is.
However it is a lib wet dream of a republican. Gravy = liquid meat was funny.
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My neighbor keeps telling me to watch the show. I told him that I hadn’t seen it, but heard that Ellen Barkin is the stereotype of a republican. I reminded him that republicans think exactly the same thing of liberals…that they are racists, lying, homophobes.
It sort of underscores ace’s argument about pop culture. Do we ever see the typical limousine liberal hypocrite? Not hardly.
The way to see a limousine liberal in a Hollywood production is to just watch one. They are all acting in it.
Yeah, but wouldn’t it be nice to watch the know-nothing liberal lecture a bunch of kids on global warming then get into a jet?
How about talking big on raising taxes, then taking a call from his accountant about his offshore accounts?
Talking to a movie producer, then making a pizza oven joke to a like minded friend.
The moronic hippie isn’t really the stereotype, nor is the stupid college kid. It’s the elitist.
I know what you meant, I was just pointing out that the people making the movies are utterly blind to it.
A show about a fictional Harry Reid with just facts written from his public record would be perfect. The protagonist could be a reporter doing her job just asking actual questions for a change. Practically writes itself.
Except by the time Hollywood was done, D would be R, and the reporter would be the antagonist.
Oh, and the senator would be a cool antihero in the mold of Dexter.
This sounds really familiar. Almost like something I’ve read recently…
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/11/30/it-time-for-republicans-to-let-obama-own-fiscal-crisis/
Mmmmm, Tantaros.
Right after the election Barry dyed his hair dark again. Now he has to show how stressful it is dealing with stupid republicans who don’t want him to be dictator. He’s got the gray again. Not to worry, he’s going to Hawaii for three weeks/4 million so he can relax a live like the rest of us.
wakey wakey muthafockers
No workie at the restaurant today, Carin?
Oh, and Carin I want to encourage your daily, filthy scorn of Obama. I am in complete agreement.
If this was a republican, the media would be crapping their pants:
http://tinyurl.com/cfxmjyo
The attention/power whorish nature in some people must draw them into politics. Doesn’t matter if they are dullards, lack skills, or an elementary understanding of the American Constitution/History.
They MUST run, we NEED them.
I work at 4, mare. I’ve got all day.
I don’t currently have the Obama filth-line on the tip of my tongue ,but that’s because I haven’t hit the news sites yet.
But it will come. Oh, it will come.
Susan Rice is a walking disaster.
How do people get SO rich working for the government? You’d think “the people” would be interested.
I don’t even understand the kabuki theater. Just don’t talk about it. Fiscal cliff? WTF is that?
The president signed these laws. He must want them.
The republicans should work on equal pay for women and call the democrats mysoginists. Or however it’s spelled.
Marriage. Oh, and theft too. It’s all one big corrupt cesspool.
I can’t believe it isn’t discussed more.
booger
Heh – this is why I read Jeff G- in response to a argumentative troll:
You keep citing your agreement with the stupidity of others who have been used and propagandized as if that makes you smart. It doesn’t. I just means stupidity is popular right now, and the reason is, the GOP establishment is feckless, and people like you dig fascism.
From his speech in PA –
So that means 98 percent of Americans, 97 percent of small businesses wouldn’t see their income taxes go up by a single dime — because 98 percent of Americans make $250,000 a year or less; 97 percent of small businesses make $250,000 a year or less.
ga. Obama is a fucking liar.
Sick chicken still has a cough. She gets to stay in the dog kennel for a little while longer and we get to see whether it’s worth it to medicate her.
Bram Stoker’s Dracula was just on Encore. I miss the good old days when a brandished cross and an invocation of Jesus would hold a monster at bay.
Has anyone tried this on Obama?
Dracula killed it? Makes sense.
Obviously, the problem is that it’s no longer friday. People want a new poat to play on.
I gotta go to Tractor Supply, so it won’t be me making it.
Dracula really was the first best vampire. Don’t get me wrong, I love all vampires, but he was such a MAN, you know? An adult male. Not like all these little goth fashionista punks running around biting people and thinking they’re so hardcore.
new poat