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Add more here, Ladies I got this [Cyn]
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Quickie! It’s a DIY-please feel free to add poat…
Add more here, Ladies I got this [Cyn]
November 14, 2012
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Blue Man Group, Hulk Smash, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Guys, prepare to be banned and then fed to Lauraw’s hump if you add crap to our poat. *she said sweetly* Oh, and I will never give you nice bewbs again. Evar.
Skool tyme!!
At least he’s clothed. That’s a mercy.
There’s a dude in it.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-all-those-who-do-not-even-lift-p90x-accepted-form-lifting-respect-tolerance/HQK7wQLm
Another part of the system that deserves abuse.
Who phoned this piece of shit in?
leon, why did you sign that 80 times?
PORN STACHE!
I didn’t sign it at all, Jay, it’s bouncing around Fitocracy.
One of my pledges for a second term is to get out of Washington more often because it is just good for my soul,” said Obama.
@@@@@@@@@@
*looks around at all the mutant chickens shambling and shuffling around*
*sighs happily*
Heh, like he has a soul.
I’m just glad Little Jerry is spared from all this.
Jeez, we could have helped him with the get out of Washington thing.
I’m just glad Little Jerry is spared from all this.
Whatever part of the woods, or driveway, he wound up in.
He’s in a better place, J’ames. Obama isn’t the President there.
You mean Canada?
By the way, I finished listening to The Finish by Mark Bowden. He does a great job filling in the top level view of the mission to get OBL. It dovetails nicely with No Easy Day by Mark Owen, and he even gives credit to that book as a source in the text.
When he gives the left side view of the mission, you will grind the tops of your teeth off. But when he debunks it, everything gets better. A very fair representation, IMHO.
Man, that Phil Collins is one sexy dude. Thank you Cyn. *beats off while “Second Home By the Sea” blasts out to the whole damned neighbourhood*
Well, I was gonna add a picture, but WordPress is not cooperating with my computer this morning.
Imagine a young Sean Connery in swim trunks – I’ll try again later…..
There’s a fat man in the bath tub with the blues.
If the filthy mongrels in Gaza keep this up, they are going to reap the whirlwind.
Poat updated… old school yummy!
________________________
How’s your foot today, Chief?
Cyn – Thank you for asking. Better than yesterday. I’m going to attempt a workout today.
Time to have that looked at yet?
Oooh – nice additions, Cyn!
I melt every time I hear Sam Elliott’s voice……
Cyn – Just needs fresh dirt rubbed in it.
Hey girl, what’d I say. . .
Chief – I’m sure Obama’s got their back.
Mean, Gaza’s.
Imagine a young Sean Connery in swim trunks – I’ll try again later…..
Zardoz!!
They all have facial hair. Unlike every president since Taft.
I just added a non-facial hair dude.
I almost put one with him with face stuff, but I like the way he’s holding his gun in this one.
Also, my wife has been reading some author(ess?) named William Catheter.
He’s not going to hit anything with that gun if he doesn’t hold it sideways.
That’s a niiiiice gun. Oh, yes; very fine.
His weapon is pretty sweet, too…..
This is my rifle, this is my gun…
Isn’t there a legal limit on barrel length? Or something?
Trigger discipline.
Breaking news: I just had a mini Kit Kat. That I stole from my girls’ halloween stash. While they were at school.
If I can just figure out a way to hide the wrapper evidence.
G’Mo – forget hiding; I’d go with fire.
Daniel Craig just looks like an idiot to me. I can’t help but think it. Something about his expression. Just looks like a big dumb meathead.
I’ve never seen any of his movies. Does he actually talk? If he talks like he looks, then he just mainly grunts.
If I can just figure out a way to hide the wrapper evidence.
Cyn is wise – just burn the place down.
Trigger discipline.
It’s very rare to see it in actors.
OMG this butter chicken is amazing.
Daniel Craig just looks like an idiot to me. I can’t help but think it. Something about his expression. Just looks like a big dumb meathead.
*plucks HUGE clump of hair from Lauraw’s head with needle nose pliers.
oopsies.
Cyn – I decided to hide it in my wife’s purse. I learned this from Petraeus.
I approve of the hostagettes manly men picks. Especially the shirts and jackets part.
I watched one of Craig’s Bond movies.
I’ll wait till they rotate in the next guy. He didn’t impress.
Daniel Craig helped finish the script for Quantum of Solace during the writer’s strike. This should indicate the breadth of his intellect.
…although, from the neck down, he’s a genius.
*feeds hair to Carin’s chickens, which immediately bloat up and grow hunchbacks*
Good morning, people.
and Laura.
Daniel Craig makes an EXCELLENT James Bond.
dangit, Lauraw, stop that.
I’m not eating eggs from hunchbacked chickens.
?
Really? What’s the problem. I’m sure they’re fine.
*goes to egg box and plucks one out*
See? Looks fine.
*cracks it open and a million tiny spiders explode out of it*
http://is.gd/vTfWeg
This word “marriage” you keep using. You’ve totally invalidated it.
I bet if you look closely, all the spiders have clown faces.
See? Looks fine.
*cracks it open and a million tiny spiders explode out of it*
This omelet is going to taste terrible.
Where’s that whore
MareBeasn?http://tinyurl.com/a3yordv
leon, I’m not sure that the QoS example is a good one, since it sucked.
But he can write, that’s true. Michael Jordan can’t play major league baseball, either, but he’s the best at basketball.
Homework- everyone read and memorize:
http://www.aei-ideas.org/2012/11/european-style-austerity-obamas-balanced-debt-plan-is-73-tax-hikes/
QoS wasn’t the best, but it had Daniel Craig in it and he looked marvelous.
So, what’s the beef?
I loved Casino.
PG – Think the IRS is going to go after her for back taxes? Or for fraudulent tax filings?
Oh, she’s a screaming Marxist? Never mind!
http://dailycaller.com/2012/11/14/espn-hosts-fit-as-many-princess-bride-references-into-show-as-possible-video/
leon, I’m not sure that the QoS example is a good one, since it sucked.
That was my point 🙂
ISWYDT
I’m a Craig fan, so I didn’t catch that.
Craig is fine and in spite of my initial reluctance to like him as Bond, I thought he did quite well.
He actually is a pretty good James Bond, much closer to the character in the books, violent, brooding, unmerciful.
Mrs. Pupster thinks he is good looking, but I make the duck face at her whenever the topic arises. We will most likely see Skyfall this weekend.
Jeez Car in, he’s paid for his increased spending of his FIRST 4 years with tax hikes over 10 years. What more do you want? The previous debt is Bush’s fault!
Mrs. Pupster thinks he is good looking, but I make the duck face at her whenever the topic arises. We will most likely see Skyfall this weekend.
Mrs Pupster is oh so right.
I don’t have an opinion one way or the other on Craig, other than my pick for the role having been Clive Owen. I’d heard QoS was pretty terrible, so I sort of assumed he’s not a brilliant fellow. OTOH, he admits that his writing is part of why it sucked, so he’s got some humility.
I have to go see Skyfall this weekend. Mrs MJ loves her some Bond.
Ha ha ha haaa.
*makes duck face at Pupster*
Comment by lauraw on November 14, 2012 11:33 am
*cracks it open and a million tiny spiders explode out of it*
====
See, for Halloween, I want to get those plastic egg things to put candy in, but instead of candy, put spiders or crickets in ’em. Can’t you just see the kids opening the egg and a big hairy spider comes out? or half a dozen crickets? It would be great.
Pepe wins the comment matching the avatar for today.
QoS sucked for many reasons, I thought the Bond girl was sub-par, the villain was unbelievable, and the storyline was stupid, an
obvious homage to global warming/environmental activism.
Casino Royale was good.
http://tinyurl.com/looks-back-at-LauraW
(how does he come up with those so quickly??)
It’s almost time for my christmas girl to come back, isn’t it?
Ha ha ha, calling all beasn: check out Joe Bastardi’s twitter avatar today.
Contest: Find Carin’s new Christmas Baby avatar
http://tinyurl.com/ctuvtgq
Nicely done.
Casino Royale was one of the best Bond films. Brought it back from past experiments.
(how does he come up with those so quickly??)
He can read your mind, and knows what you are going to say before you do.
laura jumps out to an early lead
I saw Skyfall yesterday. It was entertaining. I like that they got away from the pretty boy Bond with Daniel Craig, but his bat like ears make me nutty.
http://is.gd/KVr1Wb
Just watched some Fox Business. Here’s your new economy, folks;
I think of it as more like scenes from Road Warrior.
Comment by lauraw on November 14, 2012 12:19 pm
http://is.gd/KVr1Wb
That one is for J’ames, no?
This is going to be my Christmas avatar this year:
It was entertaining. I like that they got away from the pretty boy Bond with Daniel Craig, but his bat like ears make me nutty.
They don’t bug me at all. I prefer that to those w/o a single imperfection. I find that type boring.
Bat ears? not bugging me.
He has ears??
That one is for J’ames, no?
Vs. that Katie Price one for wiser and Rich?
He has ears??
Think of them as additional hand holds, Cyn.
Oh my!
I prefer that to those w/o a single imperfection.
Ah – that explains why Daniel Craig edged out all of us H2 dudes.
Exactly, geoff. Who knew there were so many perfect men, and all in one place.
Aww, they just said Obama is going to take questions at this presser. How quaint!
Greetings, assorted fussbudgets.
I was watching the local ABC affiliate’s (WCVB – 5 Boston) local news last night, and there was some piece about what was the best time of day to do certain things. They talked about online stuff, and in the background showed a monitor with (I think) Facebook stuff rolling by. I noticed Ace of Spades flash by – I thought they blocked AoS at the liberal media outlets. Of course, this is the station where Scott Brown’s wife use to work.
assorted fussbudgets
I do think I need a nap.
It was probably just a screencap of something RAAAAACIST, ad.
Well, duh, Sean. Don’t you know that “Conservative” = “RAAAAACIST”?
Yes. That was pretty much exactly what I was saying.
Mmmmmm… header fixed.
*sighs and smiles*
It would have been funny if you left the same caption, Cyn.
Oh Cyn. That is just wonderful.
*awards Cyn today’s nobel
Ugh, pointy ears.
Like pistol grips.
Indeed, Sean; pure hilarity!
Someone called the first question.
“Do you think you and the american people should have been notified about the investigation into Gen. Petraeus?”
Well done. He’s still covered.
His ears are capturing the sunset.
I prefer that to those w/o a single imperfection.
Don’t they, though, and so very nicely, Laura?
*sighs dreamily; swats little scampering baby spiders off leg; smiles while looking off into the middle distance*
*makes duck face at Cyn; tries to talk, cracks up too much, falls off stool*
makes duck face at Cyn; tries to talk,
cracksquacks up too muchFixed.
We are ready for zombies! Well, once this 14 day waiting period is over.
Well done, Scott.
*emails Scott his Second Amendment Club Membership Card along with a free complimentary gift at no cost to him*
Yesterday afternoon, the local radio talk show did a short bit on “Petraeus Porn Titles”. I think we could give it a valiant effort.
I’ll start (stolen from the radio show):
Full Rubber Jacket
LTC, Scott, or just a permit?
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Well, this presser is going swimmingly…
Patriot Email Games
I’ve racked three times now Jay.
“I”, “me”, “i”, “I”, “I”.
#SCOAMF
You’ve got 2,000 mail……
From Broadwell to Eternity
Behind The Green Trousers
Deep Inside Jill Kelley
Someone said the word Benghazi. It was about Rice, but at least someone said the word.
Aaaannnnnddd he won’t answer as to whether he did or did not issue orders on the night of Benghazi.
And that tone toward Ed Henry.
*throws another shell at the screen*
My poor TV.
I’m streaming the presser, but it sounds like Ed Henry actually gets a question.
Never heard of it.
As I expected, he skirted the Benghazi question, and he’ll get away with it.
Shotgun for the house AD.
Place was busier than a jewelry store on Christmas eve.
Psycho
What kind, Scott? Mossberg? Remington? Other?
Remington 870 Express Super Magnum. Take it to a smith and get the tube dimples drilled out, though.
The Patriot’s Missle
Cheap dual purpose.
http://www.mossberg.com/product/shotguns-pump-action-500-combo/54169-0
A Couple of Tits… NOW!
War Whores
SEAL Team Sex
Sergeant Dork
Haha, someone asked a Climate Change question, and a Carbon Tax.
30 Seconds over Broadwell
Oral Qaeda
An Affair to Try to Forget
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh Dark Thirty
Battle of the Bulge.. IN MY PANTS!
The Blue Climax
When David Met Paula
Whora! Whora! Whora!
The Tuskegee Cocksmen
T*R*A*S*H
No questions about Sandy, and New Jersey.
Hmm, wonder what they asked Bush about, post Katrina.
The Big Pink One
Lawrence of Labia
Fun with David and Jill
Band of Brothels.
Actual real, not-pron, legit movie:
Operation Snatch
You have to wait fourteen days for a shotgun?
WTF
The Red Vag of Courage
12 O’Clock Thigh
Whorey
Friends with Top Secret Benefits
The Spy Who Schtupped Me
I’m surprised they can buy guns at all in CT.
Gal I’m Poleing
The Whore of the Rings
The Bio of The Bulge
Kelly’s Bozos
Gal I’m Poleing
Oh my, well done! I had to sound that one out.
A (four) Star is Porn
Wangs
If, from the more wretched parts of the old world, we look at those which are in an advanced stage of improvement, we still find the greedy hand of government thrusting itself into every corner and crevice of industry, and grasping the spoil of the multitude. Invention is continually exercised, to furnish new pretenses for revenues and taxation. It watches prosperity as its prey and permits none to escape without tribute. – Thos. Paine, 1791
The Dogs of Whore
Lord of the Cock Ring
Das Sluts
Daddy, Who Did You Fuck in the War?
Here, in the Blue state of WA, if you have a carry permit there is no waiting for either pistols or long-guns.
Mine’s good through 2017…
Or
What did you do in the whore, Daddy?
They Were Expandable
Debbie Does Langley
Daddy’s Fingers.
The Wizard of Orgasm
Stalag 69
Pentagon Heat
Catch-22 STDs
Paths of Whoring
V for Vagina
Porn on the 4th of July
Bend Her
Glad He Ate Her?
The Broadwell Ultimatum
TOP CUM
Pearl Necklace
Das Stompy Boot
War and a Piece
For a Few Emails More
The Skirt Locker
Warwhores
Sergeant Pork
The Skirt Locker
**golf clap**
Jill Kelley’s Heroes.
For Whom the Belle Blows
Guess Who’s Cumming to Dinner
Educating Paula
Casabomchickawahwah
The Touchables
All Quim on the Western Front
His Whore Friday
Operation Petticoat
Midlay
I guess ‘the dirty dozen’ wouldn’t count.
The Big Purple One
Coogan’s Muff
the Whore of the Roses
Gray Lady Going Down
Shebiscuit
(Four) Star Whores
Driving Miss Paula
Driving Miss Crazy.
All That Jizz
To Sir With Love
Tora, Tora, Tora Off Her Panties.
All Is Quiet On The Western *unt.
Where Eagles Play Truth Or Dare
Paths to Her Gloryhole
Goddesses and Generals
Twelve O’Clock Thigh
The Last Starfucker
You guys (and gals) are hilarious. Nobels for everyone.
Gardens of Bone
*tosses Nobel on the pile with the other Nobels and iPads*
The Enemy Below My Waist
They Could Expend In Her
Shamer vs. Shamer
Bend Her like Petraeus
With all the crap that has come out about this, it really is true that life is stranger than fiction. The whole story would be rejected as a plot for a Lifetime Channel made-for-TV movie.
Lifetime Channel has standards??
Bush Hour 2
The whole story would be rejected as a plot for a Lifetime Channel made-for-TV movie.
OTOH, I’m pretty sure the movie’s already been made by Vivid. The roles were slightly different — I think Paula was a secretary desperate to keep her job — but the story was basically identical.
Notice how nobody in the media wants a Pulitzer when there is a Dem in the Oval Office? Fucking pussies.
Chief, they get Pulitzers anyway. Like Nobels.
Thank you, Cyn. I’ve been busy the last few days.
I have become comfortably numb.
Loosen the tourniquet, Chief.
**looks around dead poat while tumbleweeds drift by, sniffs pits, goes to take a shower**
Cataract out, new lens installed successfully. I am starving and about to consume a double cheeseburger loaded including jalapenos.
I hear after eye surgery you shouldn’t lift anything heavy for a while.
*removes some mass from Dave’s burger*
Glad you’re well. How did the laser beam implant go? Did you test it yet?
Pro tip: Burning your hospital bracelet off with a Zippo is a bad idea.
Yay, DiT!!!
No laser testing for 24 hours.
Rats.
Do you get cool sunglasses like Cyclops in XMen?
I have Wayfarers.
You can’t get cooler than Wayfarers.
Dave is correctamundo.
Dave,
Was that quick & easy, or what?
You shoulda got your eyes melded together so you could be a real Cyclops. Then you’d be like Gort in (the original) The Day the Earth Stood Still.
*Imagines Gort in Wayfarers*
Bunk!!
Hmmm, one big Wayfarer.
Interesting
It was quick and easy, yes.
Sorry, I was busy devouring the best double cheeseburger in histwah.
Klaatu Birada Onion Rings-o
I’m having the heat vision installed next month. . .
Getting old sounds pretty awesome.
Just you wait, buckyboy. They save only the coolest shit for people over 39. *cough*
Getting old fucking sucks. But we got money and we ain’t goin down without a fight. I get new knees, eyes, if I needed hair I could get that.
Getting old sounds pretty awesome.
I’m not cool enough to get old, I’ll take a pass.
Well, we typically do have more insurance, so there’s that.
Heh heh heh, Puppah!
*puts $1500 Burt Reynold’s premium toupee on Christmas list*
No linking meat up pics!!!!
Hi Cyn!
http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/navy-replaces-all-sailors-with-overpaid-contractors-to-cut-costs/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+duffelblog+%28The+Duffel+Blog%29
D’awwwwwwww!
https://twitter.com/AlexYudelson/status/268806135602094081
haha, laura, and right on cue, Muslim at the end claiming it’s fake.
*puts $1500 Burt Reynold’s premium toupee on Christmas list*
Get the one with the chin strap, MCPO.
Give me my freedom for as long as I live. . .
Ghetto bar, you fucking shut ins.
Who is Burt Reynolds?
Now that Hotwife has retired, does she go to the ghetto bar with you?
Who is Burt Reynolds?
Ouch.
We need to find this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqxeF4CcqC0&feature=youtu.be
Hotspur (3rd from the R)
http://tinyurl.com/az7bqpc
Hello, ev’rbody. How come no picture of ME up there? If’n you put me in a tux and photo from the neck up only, i’d fit right in. Except I am bald. And ugly. And have an abrasive personality. And no money. But aside from that…
Hey I wanted to run an idea I had against y’all. First, put on yer tinfoil hats.
Benghazi. Just how did Obama know about some flaky Internet video that ‘some’ Muslims were protesting, and then project this onto the Benghazi incident?
My guess is he heard of it through a Muslim contact. Not through our intelligence agencies. Aside from other speculations about just why Benghazi was attacked multiple times (arms pipeline, detentions, et al.), this explains a lot – Barky had just heard about some Muslims rioting over this ‘film’, hears our embassy is under attack, puts two and two together incorrectly and then shoots before aiming.
He can’t tell why he got it wrong he’d have to tell where the info re: the film came from in the first place – “Oh I got the info from some of my Muslim buddies”, yeah that wouldn’t fly too well.
No, she hates the Ghetto Bar. She reads me the health dept. violations all the time. Hahaha
She’s up north with her sister tonight.
Could be. More Muslim Brotherhood linked people in the White House than Marines/Sailors!
I suspect that Barky may have regular ‘Grievance airings’ so he can figger out how best to appease our enemies. ‘Cause that works so well.
Hey west.
I have a new laser beam and I’m reading the instruction manual with one eye right now.
Hi West. He’s an idiot. And they lied to get past the election. The protests were in Egypt, but most people can’t tell one sand ridden hell hole from another, so…here we are.
My new glasses are tits. They are light as a feather.
http://item.mobileweb.ebay.com/viewitem;PdsSession=0182633f13b0a47a19c4d374ffff0a52?itemId=170941275762&index=1&nav=SEARCH&nid=07236988772
She’s up north with her sister tonight.
Oh, that’s nice.
*puts hand up to side of face and mouths “Raul” to the Hostages*
She hates messicans.
Not really.
Now what should we talk about?
Those look just like Cyn’s new glasses.
People who renege on meatups are not allowed to wear these glasses.
I got the light frames too. Have not worn glasses since ’99.
Ha ha ha, calling all beasn: check out Joe Bastardi’s twitter avatar today.
Excellent!
Depending on the measurements, I might be able to kick glasses for distance (driving). Will still need em to read.
I feel like I’m going back in time.
Yes Hotspur. 14 day waiting period.
Scott, that’s such bullshit.
Your state wrote the book on manufacturing firearms.
Fucking liberals.
Scott,
What’s it take to get your
License to Killconcealed carry permit? That should eliminate the waiting period.Hi Dave. Yeah, he’s an idiot. The riots in Egypt were for releasing the blind goatfucker sheik. No one has yet identified just how Barky found out about the video/protests, and then why he mistook an organized attack on our people for a video protest. My guess is because the source itself is damning.
6-12 weeks. I don’t know what it costs.
It’s illegal to sell or shoot BB guns in my town. I am not sure about ownership.
Sorry about yer eye. One of those new green lasers, eh?
*sings* “There’ll be corneal detachment in the Old Town tonight!”
No Mr. Bond. . . I expect you to die.
About glasses, I used to be on our rifle team in high school. One day I noticed I could see the target better using my left rather than my right (aiming) eye. I go the optometrist, and turns out 20/15 in right, 20/10 in the other. Of course, that was before I stuck a nail in my left one, now it’s around 20/100. And the right one ain’t what it used to be. I miss my old eyesight.
“Of course, that was before I stuck a nail in my left one”
You’re doing it wrong.
I had 20/15 in both eyes in 1999. Now, the left is 20/30 and the right is 20/20.
My new glasses are the naughty librarians. I may go with those featherweights next time.
14 days so they are SURE you’re not buying a firearm to kill someone.
Sheesh.
Well, in 13 days you’ll have not killed anyone and be ready.
West… yup.. I had surgery for a partially separated retina in May.. the byproduct of this sight saving surgery was a cataract.. which got taken care of today. I’m supergood.
We’re stumped over here on some homework questions, but it’s kinda fun. Need to add one word to make new compound words. For example, add “shell” to “nut” and “sea”.
Cannot figure out these two:
– Soft, Sore, Hot
– Safe, Fire, Soda
Did anybody send anybody else to bed without dinner today?
*raises hand and jumps up and down at Sean*
safe-cracker
soft pedal
M’wah to Xbrad.
Cyn – 1st one is Porn. 2nd one is Caucasian.
Porn – HAHA!
no.
We were thinking “spot” for the first one, but they won’t be compound then.
Crap: the web is telling me that “soda” + “cracker” are two words, not compound. Hmmmmm.
BUT I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE THIS WEEK!
Just think, Scott; you only have 13 more days to perfect your plans to outwit the CSI teams.
2 week wait for weapon, 1 week at the range with new weapon. Easy-peasy!
Don’t trust the web, Cyn.
It was just like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY
Amazing. I just googled the word sets and someone has already searched for both.
1st – head
2nd – cracker
Glad that worked out for you, Dave. I was lucky to keep the sight in my left, so I make do with what I have & am thankful for it.
I buy gold-filled frames with the wraparound earpieces on Ebay & have my optometrist make lenses for ’em. Cheaper than new glasses & better made. I need the wraparounds because otherwise I am always dropping them off my face & scratching up the lenses.
I gotta go now. Later, y’all.
foot
Now I’m being told that it can be a compound word or PHRASE.
*rolls eyes at my kid and huffs*
Thanks for your help, peeps. ♥
Safeft, Fireft, Sodaft.
I think the other one is “Bunnyhugginbabybugger” (AKA Jimmy Savile).
Softhead? Is that an old-timey word for the retardeds?
First one is vagina, Cyn.
Poon-, Clown-, Horse-.
Oh. Compound.
That’s how I remember it, Sean.
First one is vagina
I wouldn’t know anything about that. Nope.
Dick
Poon-, Clown-, Horse-.
Rosetta
Shit
early Dave nites.. I had experiences!
Mouth
Glad you came thru goodly, Dave. Nighty dreams.
Taco
Trombone?
Underbelly
xb – do you know what the O-7 to O-10 retirement / resignation rate is under o’blahblah… i heard some talk / speculation about it this morning – political house cleaning and what not.
i’ve thought about this in the past (when clinton was screwing shit up) and have wondered when all top command will be political hacks & puppets…
carter era
clinton era
douche-bag era
etc.
thought it might be a stat you have a handle on.
Dickhole
Lips
Jam – If we ain’t there, we’re damned close!
Ass
-head, -drink, -of blood.
No idea, Jam. AFAIK, despite what seems to be a purge, there isn’t any spike in reliefs/retirements. 3/4 star jobs are nominated by the President, confirmed by the Senate, for a fixed term, usually 4 years. Haven’t seen any really unusual movements there.
That doesn’t mean Obama isn’t promoting people from 2-star to 3/4 star that are amenable to him. He probably is. But I’m not seeing a huge rush for the doors, either.
MC it’s another disturbing trend….
thanks XB –
just one of those tinfoil hat thoughts
Is West still around?
later
You suck.
I’m sucking on a glass of ice water.
That sounds empty. And cold. And lonely.
*opens desk drawer and offers up some Absolut*
Just a short iron in. . .
http://flic.kr/p/dtutNj
Lookin’ good there, Chief. Hubba.
Thanks, Cyn!
Ugh. I thought I was gonna click on a DG pic!
HAHAHAHA!
Firefly – Browncoats Unite makes me want to blow up Fox.
HOW COULD THEY CANCEL FIREFLY! I’m living a nightmare, all over again.
Like DG would be using an iron already! Sheesh!
Comment by Cyn on November 14, 2012 8:48 pm
My new glasses are the naughty librarians.
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Swoon…….excellent choice.
Secretary of Defense Leon E. Panetta announced today that the President has made the following nominations:
Marine Corps Gen. Joseph F. Dunford Jr., for appointment to the rank of general, and for assignment as commander, International Security Assistance Force; and commander, U.S. Forces-Afghanistan. Gen. Dunford is currently serving as assistant commandant of the Marine Corps.
I thought Allen was commander ISAF, no, wait…
Chief,
You’re leaning far to the left! Straighten up!
Allen IS the ISAF commander, but he’s in line for SACEUR. That’s temporarily on hold due to the whole Petraeus/Kelley thing, but Dunsford was rumored to be his replacement for a while now. Should take up the job sometime in early 2013.
ChrisP – Take away. . .
Does DG have her own set of clubs yet?
Cyn – Not yet but she learned something new!
http://flic.kr/p/dtpDKk
Awwww!!!!!
Now the fun begins.
That’s what I said too! She isn’t crawling yet, but she likes standing up!
Pretty soon DG is gonna be outa-sight as soon as your back is turned.
Has she skipped crawling? If so, watch out; that’s a sign of some serious smarts.
Good lord, that was fast.
Her next pic is gonna be her prom pic!
She is only 6 month old!
Dang. It’s quiet here tonight.
MCPO, did you piss everyone off?
Yes.
Fine. But did you have to chase off the wimmens?
No. That was just an extra-added special treat.
*shuffles down dusty poat, kicks rusty can into CSS style block*
*waits for Sean to drop in with pithy yet surreal commentary*
*wonders if a modern Edward Gibbon will document the decline and fall of the Nation Below Canada*
Mirror in the bathroom recompense
For all my crimes of self defense
Cures you whisper make no sense
Derp gently into mental illness
An allegory for the nation.
Morning fuckwads.
If anyone has suggestions for a baby 9mm, lemme know. Mrs MJ desires her own killing machine. Her hands are too small for my, er, weapon.
Excellent gif.
DTE called last night to tell me they were turning off the power at my house for 2 hours this morning. I’m sure nothing will go wrong and it’ll turn right back on at the appointed time with no lasting issues.
Peanut butter toast and vicodin for breakfast this morning. I call it my Hostage breakfast…
Brewfie! How you feeling?
I’m having my usual, coffee and fish oil.
Also vitamin C and piracetam. I’m out of D3, which is basically a crisis.
MJ
My Kahr Pm9 was a very nice very small striker fired 6 or 7 shot 9mm. I recommend a good look.
I still need to hunt down a .22 lever rifle.
I guess I’m skipping deer season this year, since today is the start and I don’t even have an orange vest.
Hi lauraw! I’m doing pretty good. Doc says tumor looked benign and he got it all out. It hurts but the vicodin makes it manageble.
That’s great, man. Hope the lab concurs!
Oh dear, Brew, did you accidentally eat one of Laura’s hump hairs?
Holy shit, Leon; to someone who wasn’t around for that conversation yesterday that sounds pretty bad.
You say that as if it sounds good to someone who was.
That’s great news, BrewFan. Good to see ya again!
We need to find little Jerry, and put a hump hair on him.
Just to see if it works.
J’Ames, you ever read Pet Sematary?
*ponders skipping the wakey wakey thing this morning
Good morning, peepers.
Brew!
*flashes double devilforks and blows a coffee scented kiss*
Hope you’re feeling better real soon, Brew.
Good news Brew!
Nice to see you around.
Chocolate covered raisins taste pretty darn good at 7:30 a.m.
Hi Cyn!!
Thanks roamy. Hi pups! Back at ya.
Ouh! The T word. I am glad the report is good Brew.
Thanks vmax. And Car in, tell Mr. Car in I have his back Sunday 🙂
MJ,
You really should take her to a range that rents pistols, let her work the actions and get familiar with the different styles.
Mrs. Pupster settled on a .38 revolver, she doesn’t have the hand strength for a semi-auto. The Colt Detective special fit her hand best, and she is deadly accurate with it. It’s a little big for a purse gun, but she wasn’t interested in concealed carry.
That being said, I know a lot of people who like the baby Glock.
http://www.glock.com/english/glock26.htm
A semi-auto is going to kick very differently from a revolver, so I second the recommendation on rental and testing.
New Poat for those so inclined to partake