Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Did you know we had a wet t-shirt contest, and I picked the winner?
So…working hard this week?
Or just looking to escape?
I like the intense look of this guy.
So then I looked back at all our hunks for today and realized we needed one smiling. Not a big goofy grin, necessarily, but one that makes the eyes light up.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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RICHGABE!!Most of these dudes need to learn where their waists are. Pull your pants up!
Mmmm Wednesday morning bunk. Morning.
Every time an American dies in Syria, I blame the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
Most of these dudes need to learn where their waists are. Pull your pants up!
hush yo mouf
Car in, it’s tough enough to find jeans that don’t asswink. The trend needs discouragement.
Nips?
Why the double standard?
For Roamy only: http://is.gd/0c2EAe.
They look a little young. Perhaps we could teach them some things.
Says you, Leon.
Yep, says me. Pants should cover your pelvis.
I might actually watch tonight’s debate. I’ve become undecided.
A question for the ages, Scott.
Yes, pants should reside just under the coccyx. Obama/mom style.
I like wearin low hip jeans. My belly spills over just right to cover my swimsuit area. And my moob nipple are always poking thru. I use duck tape to discourage.quack!
>> Yes, pants should reside just under the coccyx. Obama/mom style.
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
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Oh. You said coccyx. My bad.
Cyn, these look positively ancient compared to some of the ones I found last night. I don’t think those were old enough to shave.
Andy, you get any offers on your pistol-grip, extended mag 870?
If not, how much you want for it? I’m broke-ish after taxes and such, but I’ve always wanted a zombie gun.
As long as I don’t see underwear or crack I’m ok with pant/waist height.
Barack was up late last night partying in the White House. He sang with BB King.
Hardest working man ever.
I wonder how many parties he’s had?
Kinda depends on the physique and the circumstances as to where the pants are. Sometimes good, sometimes very bad.
Why is Ash Wednesday also National Margarita Day?
I’m pretty sure Satan is involved.
Happy Birthday Batman.
I checked, Margaritas are not considered meat. I’m drinking.
Work time. Y’all have a good day.
You sure that’s not Santa?
Montage of celebrities, Obama laughing at parties, followed by the price to the tax payer. That would be a good ad.
“Leadership is overrated, but not overly so” – Things I Think Thomas Jefferson Said, Unabridged Edition (2012)
https://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/172316515897581568
If you have to deflect something…
Happy Birthday, Michael.
Michael got older again? Weird.
Somebody gave me a cold.
*shakes fist* CAR INNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(ok it was either her or youngest kid visiting couple days ago. But I’m still blaming Carin)
Andy, you get any offers on your pistol-grip, extended mag 870?
Not to get in a bidding war, but I am also looking for one of those, Mrs. Pupster has decided a shotgun would be nice to have for home defense.
*shows Andy a box of bacon treats, Vanna White style*
I’m headed out. Good day to you all.
Sorry Dave.
I’ll pray for you, Dave.
Wiser – from IBD (link at my blog)
Sitting in an airport Starbucks, suffering through a Grateful Dead song, Box of Rain I believe.
They have got to be the least talented, most over-hyped, worst sounding recording artists in the history of music. My god, I’ve heard alley cats with better harmonies, and I fucking hate cats.
from IBD (link at my blog)
oh pshaw, Car In.
“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”
Oscar Wilde
I do not do anything because it costs $. I think I am going fishing today. After I talk to a guy about a (long shot) job I am going to toss some lures for a while. That won’t cost much.
Oh, dear. Hold on a sec.
*licks my thumb and wipes a little black smudge off my customer’s forehead*
There you go, hon.
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Well! HE sure stormed out of here in a huff!
You just can’t win, some days.
Wow. Good HHD! Leon says there’re no porn stars this time.
Heh. I told a coworker he had a big smudge of toner on his forehead a few years ago.
Well, it IS Ash Wednesday.
Last night:
Scott: (watching TV) Wait a minute. Mardi Gras is a religious holiday?
Me: Well, technically…that’s how it started out. Tomorrow Lent begins. Fasting, you know.
Scott: So today is hookers and booze? I had no idea Catholics were so much fun!
Me: I’m pretty sure that’s not part-
Scott: -yes it is! And it’s awesome!
Oh my, just caught the Limbaugh post at AOS.
Carin?
Most of these dudes need to learn where their waists are. Pull your pants up!
To his credit, Dude #1 is not wearing his pants too low. Probably only because he’s not wearing his pants at all, though.
I could totally probably maybe get away with not wearing pants in my office. If I have no reason to get up from my desk. *srednop*
Hotspur, that’s not true. Pupster wanted to see them.
Damn straight.
Still do.
Verrah nice, Roamy (even if all of them are young enough to be my son-in-law)!
I’m with Cyn – let’s round ’em up and teach ’em a few things….. 😛
Weird. HS’s picture kind of looks like the wife and I.
FREAKS!
Why is your wife consoling you as you cry, MJ?
You’re right, that is weird.
*throws beads at Car in.
Births:
Ladislaus the Posthumous, Bohemian and Hungarian monarch
George Washington, First President of the United States
Walter Ritz, Swiss physicist
Marguerite Clark, American actress
Thillaiaadi Valliammai, a Tamil satyagrahi from South Africa
Edward M. “Ted” Kennedy, American politician
Sven Inge, Swedish artist
Robert “Michael” Kardashian, American lawyer (Happy Birthday, Michael!)
David Axelrod, American political consultant
Aiden Shaw, English pornographic actor
Deaths:
Otto, Duke of Burgundy
Thillaiaadi Valliammai, a Tamil satyagrahi from South Africa
Théophile Delcassé, French statesman
Felix Frankfurter, Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court
Efrem Zimbalist, Russian violinist
Andy Warhol, American artist, director, and writer
Ed Flanders, American actor
Nice work, Wiser.
Otto and Ed Flanders links are bwoke.
Ed works now.
otto works for me
I’m gettin a lot of 404s in the born list.
Of course you would see them wiser, if your browser cached em.
Don’t write a check with your keyboard that your browser has already cached.
I don’t know where (or if) this was published, but if the WH let this through, they are even more tone-deaf than I thought:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/02/22/actual-caption-first-lady-michelle-obama-welcomes-124-middle-and-high-school-students-from-across-the-country/
okay, cleared my cache and two didn’t work (Otto and Ladislaus), so I fixed them.
I don’t know where (or if) this was published,
Most beautiful FLOTUS EVAH!!!!
TiFW, I can’t be the only one who looked at that pic and immediately thought of this:
http://tinyurl.com/6odjmj
Get out of my brain cell, xbrad.
Scary that I had the same thought, just then.
**poke**
Aggie?
http://tinyurl.com/6r5ujpc
Excellent work Wiser and Wiserbud!
youtu.be/1fyI671ePfE
SIGH.
Good morning, short bus riders.
Psst, you forgot your helmet, Sean.
*single tear down cheek from Laura’s linky*
Remember when a President could inspire you because he believed in America, and could articulate it with such passion you knew he believed it?
I was 25 years old and I felt it.
Yeah.
Compare that to the constant nagging and hectoring about how everything sucks because Bush, or others aren’t doing their ‘fair’ share, etc.
HELMY NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*crashes through drywall*
Remember when a President could inspire you because he believed in America, and could articulate it with such passion you knew he believed it?
“The United States of America is the greatest country on the planet And with your help, we can fundamentally change that!” BHO, 2008
This is so disappointing. There is a reason that equality wasn’t used as the basis for the founding of the country.
The French tried it, though, and right after they killed most of the nobility, then the leaders of the revolution, things settled down. For a few years until Napoleon. Then his nephew. Then four or five constitutions. Then socialism.
Yeah, that equality worked out great.
Compare that to the constant nagging and hectoring about how everything sucks because Bush, or others aren’t doing their ‘fair’ share, etc.
Inequality is the scourge of our society, while his wife flies around the world, on vacation after vacation, and he parties in the White House with the rich and famous.
The new American Dream, according to Obama, comes straight from Marx. A job. A place to live. Health care and retirement.
Honestly, though, it’s the lie of it all.
Equality of misery for all of us. While they do whatever the fuck they want.
They should have been laughed off of the stage when Moochelle was lecturing folks about giving their life to service, not chasing the mighty dollar. She made $400,000 working for that hospital in Chicago. They live like rock stars now.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090128130355AAdJ0iM
Double-SIGH.
They live like rock stars now.
Are you not entertained?
Wow, laura, we have a lot of work to do, convincing others out of that pile of bullshit.
Interesting new phrase I learned today: It’s cold enough to freeze the balls of off a brass monkey.
I have no idea what it means.
L to R: David Axelrod, Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYpYs9GBXwY
I’ve heard colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra, but not brass monkey. As far as I knew, Brass Monkey was what some drank in high school.
I have no idea what it means.
Probably has something to do with the Beastie Boys.
Jay, what gets me is that anyone would think it’s profoundly evil to *stop* taxing people at a 90% rate. Or that Reagan was the enemy of the working class…who prospered as never before under his policies.
No, far better to have masses struggling and scraping by, just so you can put the screws to a small number of rich guys.
brass monkey
Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate (“brass monkey”) with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn’t rust to the “brass monkey”, but would rust to an iron one.
When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
/Michael
Plus the guy never answered the question. Reagan grew the economy by lowering taxes, thereby getting more people to pay taxes. When business needs to increase, you don’t raise your prices. You have a sale, and increase your base.
Why don’t these people get this? It’s so simple!
No, far better to have masses struggling and scraping by, just so you can put the screws to a small number of rich guys.
NOW yer gittin’ it!
Tax the rich
Feed the poor
Until there are
No rich no more..
– Alvin Lee
/Michael
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I suggest that at the end of every stemwinder the phrase, ‘and then I found $20’ be replaced with, ‘and then I kissed a chocolate dong.’
I suggest that at the end of every stemwinder the phrase, ‘and then I found $20′ be replaced with, ‘and then I kissed a chocolate dong.’
you start and we’ll see if it catches on….
Actually, now that I read the whole thing, that was quite interesting. Thanks Wiser.
Kill the poor,
Eat the rich,
Screw every other son of a bitch.
– PJ O’Rourke
Thanks Wiser.
(-_o)
A friend of mine in high school used to wear a shirt that said, “EAT YOUR PARENTS.” I thought it was kind of weird, but probably related to Jonathan Swift’s eat the children idea.
Then michael kissed a chocolate dong.
I see this… (-_o)
and think this… http://is.gd/aJrLy0
No YOU’RE the balls of a brass monkey.
Well, looks like the next plane has propellers.
Yay.
The last guy with the cute smile is from a German calendar of nudes.
Don’t ask how I know.
Robert “Michael” Kardashian, American lawyer (Happy Birthday, Michael!)
hahahahah he shoots!
he scores!!!
shit. I don’t think I can work out today.
Car in, here, have some wine.
I may as well start drinking.
My head still hurts, and my chest is congested. I thought I could give it a whirl, but I got tired just doing laundry.
Dead slow at the store. Ugh, February. Typical.
You people are doing a shitty job of entertaining me.
*takes bullwhip out of desk drawer*
More hot coffee, toots.
I’m SICK.
shit.
what do you expect?
*sneezes all over monitor.
If you get sick, it’s not my fault.
Will I be able to work out if I have coffee?
No, but you can go lie down and put a heating pad under your frozen head, snotmonster.
Here. Smile.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/A_bridge_too_f-aaaah
My daughter says “that adorable”.
That WAS good for a smile!!
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Carin, meet Mucinex. Mucinex, meet Carin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TWRwuf1arA&feature=related
Netty Pot, they are wonderful.
Awwwwwww! Another cute one!
I beg you to stop with teh cuteness…. must… work… have… to… resist…
I’m seriously ready to be done with this … this … whatever it is I have.
or Neti Pot, whatever.
I do hope there will be more of these: Archer ECards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8fwXeBCMrT4
I liked this comment
the cat is trying to tell you that everyone can see your pantys
ha ha haaa
shit. I don’t think I can work out today.
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I have you covered for today, if you pick up tomorrow for me.
Read carefully:
http://is.gd/Zmig4D
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I have you covered for today, if you pick up tomorrow for me.
If I can’t work out tomorrow, I’m just going to kill myself.
If I can’t work out tomorrow, I’m just going to kill myself.
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That seem like a rational plan. Are you going with a dramatic exit, or something a bit more demure?
That seem like a rational plan. Are you going with a dramatic exit, or something a bit more demure?
Humn. what do you suggest?
Immolation is VERY dramatic. If you are looking to start the Lapeer Spring or some such nonsense that would be a pretty good idea.
If you just want to exit quietly, you might want to consider staging an accident. I dunno. Crushed while trying to bench press 400 lbs or something.
Read carefully:
http://is.gd/Zmig4D
Y’know, on the list of “Things I like about Civilization”, I gotta say that “Flushable Toilets” ranks pretty darn high…..
What, people think it’s my birthday AGAIN?
You’re a nasty schoolboy with nowhere to go
Try again tomorrow. . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81FmMMJq5XA
Happy Birthday, Michael!
Wanna know what “Crazy” looks like? This comes pretty close:
http://is.gd/Q6trn0
Oh, hey there Michael.
Pretty fucking cheap. Less than a grand.
Of course, I’d kill Wiser for a stick of chewing gum and half a dorito..
MJ, Drudge says close to $6 gas near Tampa, what have you seen?
Of course, I’d kill Wiser for a stick of chewing gum and half a dorito..
**digs between couch cushions
Would you settle for already chewed gum, flattened out and rolled up in foil?
My son currently has a D in German and a F in European History, so he’s not allowed to play in the baseball game this Friday, that he was going to miss anyway in order to accept a Science Olympiad prize from the local university.
The irony of having your schedule freed up to go receive a physics award because you’re on academic probation.boggles my mind.
“The irony of having your schedule freed up to go receive a physics award because you’re on academic probation.boggles my mind.”
HA! Scamp!
Holy Cow, Teresa, that gal has the crazy eyes!
I’ll double whatever you find, Roamy.
I found 37 cents, a Lindor truffle that’s still in the wrapper but a little squished, and a small spool of light blue thread. Will that do?
F in History!!!!
*waves hand in front of face ..
I feel faint.
You tell him I said I don’t care what his excuse is, history is IMPORTANT.
(I sucked at it and have had to learn most of it as an adult
I found four pencils, a cordless phone, three socks, and a bunch of crumbs.
He missed ONE DAY of school when he was sick. I told him to ask his teachers what he needed to do to make up for the day he was out, but he didn’t do it, and he lost a letter grade in four classes because of a big fat ZERO.
I threatened public school.
WOw. That sucks.
I don’t remember it being so difficult to make stuff up. I mean, if you’re sick, you’re sick.
I’ll double whatever you find, Roamy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTtgVSxfr5M
IT WAS XBRAD’S IDEA.
I was just trying to fit in with the cool kids.
Carin, he could have made it up if he had just asked what he needed to do. He was just going to let it slide and hope he got away with it.
Well, I’ve got a kid that doesn’t like to ask either.
The only thing that forced him to ask last week (when he missed 2 days) is that he’s currently pulling straight A’s. Didn’t want to risk it.
Not bad for a homeschooled kid.
Roamy, Eldest has been in that same boat.
I feel for you.
I was just trying to fit in with the cool kids.
Xbrad? “cool kid?”
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wow
Where does he want to go to college, Roamy?
Just remind him how difficult it is for some white boys to get into the elite college programs.
If he doesn’t have STELLAR grades/test scores, he may end up at the Cow College for Those Who Barely Register a Pulse…..
Xbrad? “cool kid?”
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Xbrad just emailed me. He’s lowered the price.
He’ll do it for the pencils.
Wow
Thank you. It is rather impressive, isn’t it?
I’ve been trying to tell him that college won’t be any easier, and he needs to learn to ask, especially if he doesn’t understand something, rather than hope for the best.
And excuse me, if you don’t understand your chemistry homework, you can ASK YOUR MOTHER.
Teresa, he wants to go to Virginia Tech.
Xbrad just emailed me. He’s lowered the price.
He’ll do it for the pencils.
C’mon, Car In. You can haggle better than that, can’t you?
I bet you could get him down to doing it for just a quick flash of your bewbs.
And we all know that’s worth almost nothing.
Oooooh – I found a decapitated Barbie, a couple of old pepperoni wrappers, some gluten-free crumbs, and lots of ass pennies under the couch cushions.
Who’s taking up the “Kill Wiserbud” collection? All this, too, can be yours….
Holy canoli, Roamy….
Substitute “History” for “Chemistry”, and THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD ELDEST!!!
HAHAHAHHAA!!!!
I bet you could get him down to doing it for just a quick flashing your bewbs.
And we all know that’s almost worth nothing.
And I suppose a good laugh is worth nothing?
Shesh. Where are your priorities?
Substitute the word “Math” at the TiFW household….
And I suppose a good laugh is worth nothing?
I said “almost”
a decapitated Barbie
Everyone else can stop right now. I think we have found all we’ll need to pay ex-brad.
Yeah, about that headless Barbie –
I’m starting to suspect that the granddog is a closet Muslim……
I’m starting to suspect that the granddog is a closet Muslim……
A Muslim dog?
She chews the heads off all of the naked dolls….. 😛
She chews the heads off of all of the naked dolls….. 😛
got that..
A Muslim dog?
Just play along, Wiserdouche…. ♥
Muslims think dogs are messengers of the devil, Teresa 😉
When are we going to stop pretending that radical islam doesn’t exist. And if fact, the moderate ones aren’t so peace loving either.
Oh, and Hillary Clinton is a whore.
http://tinyurl.com/7q28wop
Muslims think dogs are messengers of the devil, Teresa
That explains her self-esteem issues….. 😛
*wanders off, mumbling about people not getting esoteric jokes*
Her spokeswoman later told reporters that the U.S. condemned “any assassination or attack on an innocent person and we express our sympathies to the family.”
Fuck that on a stick with sauce.
*wanders off, mumbling about people not getting esoteric jokes*
Hellooo?? It’s Lent, and I have given up booze which I need to get esotericism here!!
I have given up booze which I need to get esotericism here!!
I can have a priest there in 30 minutes – just make sure all the furniture is bolted to the floor…..
I have given up booze
I can read every word, but it still doesn’t make any sense.
what are we doing this weekend Jewstin?
*pokes post with stick, burns quran
Is this multiple choice? I choose. . . uh. . . Something Salacious.
Did someone forget to tell Aggie she’s not allowed to leave when I make a witty comment about something she says on here?
I mean, c’mon people – that was DAMN funny!
*wanders off again, saying something about “Trees falling in the forest”…*
I just followed a car, and by the plates, I think we know this person. A silver convertible, custom plates reading…
CHECHE
I was dying laughing.
I went to cook for the kids!!!
And besides, they bolted the furniture down when they heard Firefly had been cancelled.
A priest…
Furniture flying around the room…
“Esotericism” is spelled kinda like “Exorcis…
oh, forget it.
*grabs bottle of booze, sits in front of Aggie and takes a swig*
I gave up “not drinking” for Lent…
I’m going to give up
hookersheroin</strikecheetoschewing gum for Lent.And this is where I failed, Teresa.
I saw it closer to eroticism.
Can you blame me???
*gives up laundry for lent
Now see, Ags – when you mentioned “Lent”, my brain immediately went the “Catholic” route (which is why I went down the “Exorcism” path).
Some days, the “room” just doesn’t laugh at the jokes…..
Don’t show this list to MCPO’s son and the fair Julia.
http://xkcd.com/1011/
Side note: #12. xkcd is a Hostage?
Chipotla
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
am i the only one who still listens to David Bowie?
Count, nope. I still like “Changes” and “Space Oddity”.
Count – Which era? Ziggy, the White Count?
awesome roamy wanna come over and listen to some records.
Chief- every time i try to pick an era I’ll hear another era and think ok I like that too. But, ziggy stardust was a go to in a pretty fun time of my youth so it always brings back good memories.
Kinda like Dylan (on a smaller scale though) There are about 50 Dylan tunes that I’ll hear and immediately say “this is my favorite dylan tune of all time”
Bring Me the Disco King was pretty good. From the Underworld Soundtrack.
Not a big fan of Dylan, though I am willing to be convinced with a song or two.
“Tangled Up in Blue” is a masterpiece, IMHO.
Move over, Laura is late for work http://i.imgur.com/Ajo0Y.gif
” Muslims think dogs are messengers of the devil, Teresa”
Fuckin A
Fuckin A
Yeah, it ain’t a bad thing!
My dog is black, and female, so I have the trifecta going for me 😀
Well, Bowie was “obviously” washed up when he teamed with Jagger for that cover of “Dancing in the Streets”.
Debate night! National Margarita Day! It’s fate!
Leon – Margaritas have too much salt for your dietary requirements.
Awesome road. The idiots that live here pronounce it Woostah.
http://imgur.com/DN7H3
I don’t make mine with salt. I actually just mixed tequila and cointreau with iced tea. It’s darn good.
Gah, just saw my first pictures of Pujols in an Angels uniform.
I think we should put TiFW and Leon in a room with a video recorder and let them debate the merits of avoiding whatever food groups they’re skirred of at that particular moment in time … then post it on youboob and wait for the dough to come in.
Clint, I’m consistent. And I’m not scared, I’m aware.
I also don’t give a shit about salt, I’ve never noticed an effect either way. MCPO is just projecting.
Fuck salt.
Bob Saget!
I always liked Dolly Parton, she just seemed like a nice, down to Earth lady with a good sense of humor. Now she looks like The Joker and I question her thought process.
Scared is these poor bastards. I’m just doing what works for me. I experiment, I test, it’s not religion.
Laura – I know, but she still has a great set of pipes!
“It takes a lot of money to look this trashy.” – Dolly Parton
Why bother with the debate? The candidates talk about SMOD:
Oh fuck. I broke the blog. Sorry. You may piss upon me.
I meant this:
When you piss upon me, aim for the head. I’ve got a cowlick that needs wetting down.
Scott, I lived in Woostah for 10 years. Not sure where that intersection is, I probably drove over it in my jeep on a Friday night though.
I remember the time Dolly was getting interviewed about her upbringing and she told about the time they caught one of her brothers letting a calf suckle his …um…er….thingie.
I’m having potato soup and bacon. The soup needs something.
Ditto here, Clint – I took a test. I only have to avoid 3 ingredients; everything else is “safe” for me.
Like I tell my friends IRL, any “diet” that allows me to eat Snickers is A-OK in my book….. 😛
Prolly shouldn’t be having the bacon, it being Ash Wednesday and all.
But I forgot until after I cooked up and ate a piece. Or two.
What’s “esotericism”?
I think I know where that is Jimbro.
I am going to look for it next time I am up there.
What’s “esotericism”?
Aggie’s fault.
It is? I mean, I’m perfectly willing to blame her except she said something about no booze.
Beasn, your potato soup needs a dash or two of Tobasco.
Aggie? Really? I naturally thought we would blame Mare!
It all starts here, Dave:
http://is.gd/1XIVSe
…she said something about no booze.
Which explains why she didn’t get any of my jokes.
It’s gonna be a LOOOOOONG 40 days…..
Substitute English in my household…there is a dude in the restaruant with one of those voice box things it is freaking me the fuck out
I picked up a job today in upstate NY.
They told me they had 9 pieces, it was 19.
February just got better.
Where are you dining tonight, Sohos?
Eeeeevening all.
What are these *pieces* of which you speak?
I can breath. Woot. I haven’t sneezed in about an hour. Life is good.
I’m perfectly willing to blame her except she said something about no booze.
Just FYI: I may have given up booze, and sweets, and fats, and sodas, but I didn’t give up voodoo.
I went to high school with a girl named Jolene. She didn’t much care for that song, but I like it. I like this one, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=918ENQOgoj4
mainly for Chris Thile on mandolin.
….I didn’t give up voodoo.
YOU SEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You do too know from “Esotericism”, Aggie….. 😛
You mean eroticism, Teresa….
Car in, my honey has a cold and she’s miserable studying for a big exam Friday. This morning when we hugged before I left for work she licked my lips and laughed…now you have it!
Did I mention she was mad at me?
I’m on drugs, jimbro. And wine.
You do too know from “Esotericism”, Aggie…..
Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 22, 2012 8:26 pm
You mean eroticism, Teresa….
*calls up guy in last picture, arranges to have him dress in Clerical Robes and make a house call on Aggie to cast out her “demons”….*
Just hold up the voodoo doll and show the nice boy where you want him to touch you…..
Drugs and wine, effective on so many levels for life’s ailments!
Sohoschocolate, engage him in conversation, and everytime he says something, say I didn’t get that can you repeat it.
Have you seen this Romie?
rocket sled ftw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSVfYwdGSsQ
Save me a spot on that bench in Hell, Shim….. 😛
Pieces of furniture Jimbro, an estate job. They had some really nice stuff, hand carved pieces from India and Japan.
Roamy – Nice choice.
I may have given up booze, and sweets, and fats, and sodas, but I didn’t give up voodoo.
God loves you and all, but this is just hubris.
Sweet! I can appreciate fine furniture even if I don’t own any…we’re in the “don’t buy good stuff or the boys will destroy it phase” now
I’m making beef ribs tomorrow.
More Dolly, Nickel Creek, and a couple of the guys from Union Station.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czirN42RKFY
Did anybody tattle on anybody else today?
TiFW, I worked with a guy that had that mic that he put to his throat. I used to tell him on occasion, Mike you sound a lil metallic today. hahahaha
Leon, your link at 7:55 doesn’t work.
Flipped to the debate. Fucking birth control question.
*burns down CNN, with the lemons*
Heh
Miller just said “…keep your enemies close but we don’t have to spoon these mooks”
Is mook derogatory like chink in his armor?
God loves you and all, but this is just hubris.
Maybe, but I’ll be able to get back into my bikini once the hubris is over 😀
Pupster, I saw it when it aired. My kids cheered!
That could be because I’m drunk, Roamy.
How about this.
Aggie, I’m sure you can fit in it now. It’s okay if it rides up a little. Send me pics and I’ll reassure you with kind words.
Santorum with a good quote: “The difference between me and the left is: just because I’m talking about it doesn’t mean I want a government program to do something about it.”
Send me pics and I’ll reassure you with kind words.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
“The difference between me and the left is: just because I’m talking about it doesn’t mean I want a government program to do something about it.”
By all means, let’s vote for him just to see if he’s being sincere.
I didn’t say I believed him. It’s still a good quote.
I’m waffling between Romney and Newt at this point.
According to Steve Green, Santorum wants to means-test mohair subsidies. I’ll have none of that crap. I need my mohair subsidy.
COLD. DEAD. HANDS.
I could actually keep alpaca. I wonder how good the subsidy is.
If SMOD hits a certain town in AZ right now, we might just win in Nov.
I don’t know whether to laugh or be infuriated. I talked to a friend from California and the CMS I put together ten years back is just now being upgraded.
When I left the county (5 or 6 years) they were spending a zillion dollars building a custom CMS in C#. Apparently it was so fucking worthless nobody used it.
I’ve eaten alpaca, Leon. It’s quite tasty.
Almost question –
Young coworker wants to move out of her living arrangement with her now ex-boyfriend. The lease is in both of their names.
Told her she needs to read the fine print of her contract to see what penalties she would have to pay if she walks out on her lease.
What is the usual terms for walking out on a lease?
If SMOD hits a certain town in AZ right now, we might just win in Nov.
I would be able to see the SMOD from my house!!
Wow, Leon, that guy makes Mr. RFH look fat.
Beasn, I think if the ex agrees to take over the whole lease she won’t have a problem. But, if he wants to fuck her over, she could end up with a big dent in her credit, and probably some liability if the property is fucked up or he doesn’t pay the rent.
Yeah, Roamy, that guy needs help. And bacon.
Wait… bacon is help.
Juice Newton I’m sorry I just saw what you said. We ate at Crazy Alan’s Swamp Shack b/c Count wanted crawfish
Jewstin, her ex is an ass. Her plan is to move back in with her parents and just pay her half to the landlord for awhile until either he gets another roommate or she pays the penalty of leaving her lease early.
I don’t see him getting another roommate. From what I hear, noone wants to live with him because of his bitchy ways.
As long as she’s send her half and tells the landlord what’s up, she should be in the clear.
Hahaha! Count is still on a seafood jag.
I would have shared my crawdad pasta, but I ate it all.
thing is, she is on the hook until August.
What Leon said. She’s stuck unless management is willing to work with her.
August is a long way off, I’d tell them now and see if she can depart the lease on amicable terms. He’ll be on the hook for the remainder, most likely, but they might apply her portion of the security deposit to rent (she won’t get that back with an early lease breakage in any event).
I had a co-worker turn into an anorexic. She ate maybe 500 calories a day, ran 5 miles, did 500 pushups, 500 situps, and it was never enough exercise. She was thin to begin with, and she dropped 25 lbs. She admitted to weighing 78 lbs., and I think she weighed less than that. She thought some extra vitamins would help.
rent killed it?
Ack, that’s death-risk territory, Roamy. Scary.
Roamy, did you tell her that lard has heaps of vitamins and minerals?
Around here breaking a lease is loosing security dep and possibly paying a extra month if they can’t rent it quickly.
In this economy things could be different.
Did anyone else just wake up from a dream where they pistol whipped somebody?
True story.
No, but I wish I had pistol whipped someone, Brad.
No, but I wish I had pistol whipped someone, Brad.
Dear lady, someone’s not making it to Easter, are they?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It’s the mailman. Idiot left a slip telling me I owed .56 cents on a package mailed to me, and marked the “sorry we missed you” box without coming by to see me. I have been home all day. Also, this is the third time he does it.
The rescue called and asked if I would foster a 7 yo golden girl mix named Baby. Owner surrender lost home, cannot have a dog over 25# in the apartment. We have a booth at a event in Sarasota Sat. I will pick her up there.
Another waste of time debate, but Newt seemed to surge.
Did y’all see this?
What do we say when someone bakes us a pie?
http://tinyurl.com/7or59lv
Pi day isn’t until next month.
Another waste of time debate, but Newt seemed to surge.
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Agreed. The debates are his bitch.
Glad it was CNN and not Fox, Aggie.
Oh I caught a legal flounder today and threw it back. Because 1 flounder is not a good meal. High tide was at noon 1.9′ asl
Then I caught another flounder and kicked myself for throwing back the 1st one.
neupote
Happy B’day, Batman!
Can you imagine the HORROR, Roamy???
I wonder if someone is getting sacked for that fuck up.
Also, why is it that whenever I’m short on postage, they postmark the stamp that’s there and put it back in my mailbox with “postage due”. They’ve never gone ahead and delivered it and made the addressee pay.
What do we say when someone bakes us a pie?
I KNOW I haven’t had YOUR pie. I don’t want any fucking pie!
I did not get a job today, but hindsight said I should have went to school 2 years ago.
Wiser kick me in the ass a few times, I deserve it.
Juicy- Count is already asking whats up for this weekend 😉
start now Vman
try again, leon
Urban Dictionary definition of “neupote” = new poat
I killed it? with Flounder?
I will drive a steak through its heart with bread sticks.
Dinner was $1.19 tube of garlic bread sticks and a $2.00 jar of marinara for dipping the bread sticks in. I am cheap.
Wait 3.19 wasn’t that a Steely Dan song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzfwtX2kgOA
Sorry it was only 19
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