This has nothing to do with hunky hunks, but I’m putting it in anyway because it made me laugh.
Now for the beefcake. Let’s see who’s up. Mrs. Peel mentioned the HHD she did which was shirtfull rather than shirtless. To each her own, but why leave out a nice pic of Brad Ausmus like this?
Oh wait, baseball season is over, we need a football player. (Carin, pretend he’s a redhead.)
I usually find basketball tedious, but he’s got my attention.
Or rugby, perhaps?
This one was from a cop charity calendar. I could look forward to 2012.
Speaking of calendars, there’s one called Hot Guys and Baby Animals. *melt*
Hope that meets your expectations. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
Update: Added an older gentleman. Kinda scowly but that just makes me want to put a smile there.
UPDATE – FAGGOTRY IN THE GHETTO BAR
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Everyone’s touching their elf?
Right this very minute!
Time’s Person of the Year is teh Protester. I’m sure they meant to include the Tea Party in that.
(fuckers)
Oh yeah. Veddy Niiice, Roamy. Mmmm basketball.
I’m torn, I was REALLY enjoying this morning’s HHD models, then Roamy mentioned Time’s Person of the Year….which of course Time chooses to piss people off and whore out their political BS.
We should go protest Time.
Peel, if you’re around. I second Car in’s recommendation. Higher-doses of Vitamin D3 and C for a little while. No doctor needed.
And yes, you need stockings.
A very important short film………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTpldq3myV0
HAHAHA! Good funny way to wake, Scott! Well, after the HHD men I mean.
MMMMM…..Plaaay Baaall!
Very nice, Roamy!
Hot Guy With Baby Chickens seems, ah, excited to be there. . .
I really like football today.
Hot Guy With Baby Chickens seems, ah, excited to be there. . .
Ha ha ha … lippy is right.
He must know that him having the baby chicks will bring in the hawt chicks. He’s not wrong.
*goes back up to look at “Hot Guy with Baby Chickens*
*looks at HGWBC’s face*
Great.
Now I feel all pervy…..
Time is still being published? What about LIFE?
Really, that old joke about Time and Newsweek being bought only by dental offices is soooooo true.
Not to keep harshing your mellow, but one of the protesters Time covered is a “doctor” with a sign “Medicare for All”. No thank you. I’d be dead by now if he had his way.
A very important short film………
HAHAHA! Good funny way to wake, Scott!
Cute clip at the link, Scott – sent on to my daughter and my friend (to send on to HER daughter, who loves her BD).
Top Naughty Reindeer Games
Strip poker with Mrs.Claus
Spin the Salt Lick
Moose or Dare
Elf Tossing
Flying into the “No Fly Zone” over Iraq just to watch Santa dampen his Depends
Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot
Convince the Elves to Eat “Raisinets”
Sniff the Tail on the Donkey
Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
but one of the protesters Time covered is a “doctor” with a sign “Medicare for All”.
A) EVERYONE gets Medicare after they turn 65 – no exceptions.
2) If you qualify for government assistance before you turn 65, it’s called “Medicaid” – a “doctor” would know that.
iii) Many doctors won’t ACCEPT new patients with Medicare because of the lousy “reimbursement” rate our benevolent government offers them.
If he’s a “doctor”, then I’m Marilyn Monroe…..
I hope Savage takes the deal from Levin. Then the local station might move Dennis Miller to the 6pm slot (drive time for me).
The dogs are on the way to the studio. I am on my way to bed.
The local news is showing giving bikes away to needy children. I built 5 of them last night.
I may have mentioned this, but fearing “medicare for all” is part of why I take such great pains to be healthy as possible.
I’m off to do some Christmas shopping.
Pray for me.
Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
Naughty, naughty Reindeer.
Pray for me.
Done.
Work time.
Off to work. I get to harass a co-worker until she actually does her frickin’ job. Wish me luck.
Congratulations Vman! Your doggies and your bikes on TV! What a neat sense of pride you must have; well that and tired. A+!!
Oh my goodness… found this at Hot Air:
Home Sales Overcounted for the last 5 years
We’re even more boned than before. YaY.
Good luck with work Roamy & Leon.
Time to start my morning skool boy rush time.
This has been a good 24 hours for Vman!! Well done!
Good morning everyone.
I SAID GOOD MORNING!
Huh I did not think about my bikes being on TV being worth note. They have 700 bikes. I only built 5 our crew built 50. The important thing to me is I still was paid $20 even if they were Charity bikes.
however I did note it here, meh too much to think about, I am calling it a night.
Good morning, Ghee.
GOOD MORNING GHEE!!!!!!!
Don’t you guys think it’s dumb to whine about voter ID? Don’t you have to show a ID when you buy booze or cigarettes…NO EXCEPTIONS?
It gets worse than that, Mare – apparently Holder feels it is the government’s “responsibility” to automatically register the 60-75 million people who are “eligible” to vote, but haven’t bothered to take the time to register to vote.
He claims voting is a “right”, not a “privilege”.
Dude – if they didn’t register, THEY AREN’T GONNA VOTE. Nobody’s taking any “rights” away from them – they are CHOOSING not to exercise their rights. It’s not my fault that “your” constituents don’t care enough to do their civic duty.
But don’t think that we don’t know why you want to do this…..
Its ridiculous Mare, but they gotta wine about something I suppose.
As I was driving this morning and listening to the AM talking head, I got to thinking. If we can’t prop up a candidate that can take down the SCOAMF next year, aren’t we in a pretty good position to take the Senate? If we have the House and Senate and can’t get rid of bambam, won’t we at least make him lame duck enough to bide our time until West or Rubio or Ryan are ready for their runs?
I am pre-rationalizing of course and have no doubt that Perry will win it all, just throwing a what-if out there.
of course I meant, whine.
Today’s musical selections are “For the Kids”:
My Advent Calendar of Music – Day #14: The Children’s Hour http://t.co/kJY1uy4Y
Mornin’, fags.
Holder has to go. MUST GO. He’s a crook and a liar.
Mornin’, douche!
So we wake up this morning, start getting ready, go to wake Rebecca up, and she isn’t in her bed (minor panic).
DD#3 goes downstairs to see if she is there – sure enough, she’s in “her” room (who am I kidding – the entire house is “her” room….), she has the TV on, and she is watching a DVD of Austin Powers.
DD#3 brings her upstairs to get dressed for school, and Rebecca keeps saying, “Yeah, baby!”
Life is never dull with that one around….. 😛
Because Brad Ausmus is just a tiny bit too pretty in staged photographs. I think he looks better when he’s all scruffy from playing baseball. But nevertheless, *drool* thanks roamy 🙂
The funny thing about that photograph is that it became one of that photographer’s most-requested prints…by both women and men. Brad apparently took a lot of shit in the locker room for that.
from wikipedia: “He finished his career in 2010 ranked third in major league history with 12,839 putouts as a catcher.” I didn’t know that! He was a great defensive catcher, though not always much with the offense (not that I cared). He’s also a Joooooo, which of course makes me like him more. BIAS FTW
I’m doing much better this morning, yay
and have no doubt that Perry will win it all
^^THIS^^
I had thought that the back surgery that he had was bothering him (he confirmed this, but isn’t using it as an excuse for anything), but he does seem to be back to his usual self (YAY!!!!).
And Iowans do seem to be warming up to him –
“..and she is watching a DVD of Austin Powers.”
HAHAHA
SOOOO glad you’re feeling better, Peel!
And I didn’t mean to sound like I was nagging you – that’s just 25 years of being “Mom”; I worry about all the little ducklings, even if they aren’t mine (age doesn’t matter,either…..).
Never understood that, until my kids got older – they NEVER stop being your “kids”…..
I think my Elf is bruised. I definitely miss watching Brad behind the plate but the basketball guy…GREAT job.
Brad always had that yummy 5 o’clock shadow and those thighs no wonder I haven’t watched The Astros in awhile
I’ve already written off Iowa. They’re insane.
If you run naked, around a tree, at a speed of 185,999 miles per sec., there is a distinct possibility, of f*cking yourself!!! Or, you could Vote for Obama to obtain the exact same effect!!!
Albert Einstein
*stolen from a friends facechimp
Dude – if they didn’t register, THEY AREN’T GONNA VOTE.
Oh yes they will. Somebody will just do it for them.
Precisely, Lipstick. That’s why I roll my eyes when Democrats claim that presenting ID is a huge burden and will disenfranchise people. Like the homeless don’t get rounded up and bussed around the city to vote in every district.
What the left doesn’t seem to realize is that voter fraud disenfranchises legitimate voters. Okay, maybe there are adults legally resident in this state who have the time and inclination to register to vote and then actually vote but who don’t have ID, but how many of them are there? I highly doubt they compare to the number of people who are disenfranchised by voter fraud.
(I saw some list of statistics about voter fraud that claimed that 11% of the population doesn’t have ID. Really? Is that 11% of the legally resident population? The list also said that the US Justice Department investigated a ton of voter fraud complaints but didn’t prosecute a single one. That doesn’t tell me there weren’t legitimate complaints – it tells me that they chose not to prosecute. [The quoted years during which no complaints were prosecuted were the Bush years.])
Which is exactly why Eric Holder and his band of robbers want to “automatically” register everyone to vote.
It’s “Motor Voter” writ large….
I’m sorry I was cranky, Teresa.
Democrats claim that presenting ID is a huge burden
And yet, these same people still manage to buy booze and cigarettes (both of which require picture ID up to a certain age, if I’m not mistaken…..)
I’m sorry I was cranky, Teresa.
Pshaw – you’re not feeling well; it comes with the territory!
I have been accused of overstepping my bounds (mostly by my now-grown children), so it helps if people tell me when I need to rein it in….. 😛
Mare! Sohos!
http://townhall.com/columnists/brentbozell/2011/12/14/newt_versus_the_ruling_class
Just voted in teh Townhall/Hot Air Poll!!1! My life’s work is now complete!
/sarc
hah! Check out what RD emailed recently.
Where’s Romacita? http://www.particlezoo.net/
She probably already knows about that.
“My life’s work is now complete!”
No, not until you see this important documentary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEe8B5HBQ-s&feature=share
OMG My oldest would love those Laura!
HAHAHAHA! Yes, Scott, that was a Must-See!!
Cute video, Scott
(HATE the words to the music in the background, though – basically, “C’mon over, baby – we’ll have sex and I’ll drop some dough on ya, but don’t ask me to get off of my lazy ass”….)
Those are cute, Laura!
I LOVE that “touch my elf” cartoon. hahahaha
best
You know what else I love? When people on an online thread call someone an idiot……..like this
“your an idiot”
ummmmmm
No, not until you see this important documentary.
He has no clothes on. Is that b-rad?
Whitehouse insiders now confirm that if Iran doesn’t give back our drone as Obama requested, he’s gonna lay that middle finger to his nose flippin’ ’em the bird thing he likes to do when things don’t go his way on ’em.
You MUST triple-check your spelling when you call someone stupid on the internet.
How much loot have we ended up with from the Amazon widget?
dangit, everyone’s here and I have to go to work. This ain’t right.
Huh, I just don’t understand why the hostages are blocked in my kids school district
*shakes head
If you like your email address, you can keep your email address.
Waiting for my girls to come back home from the TeeVee station
*sends email to Flag@WH-guv for them to note that MJ wants to keep his email address*
For those of you that have dogs/cats, have you ever changed your plans because out of the blue they started behaving very strangely?
For those of you that have dogs/cats, have you ever changed your plans because out of the blue they started behaving very strangely?
Yes. Quite often I change my plans from ‘will probably not beat the dog today’ to ‘get me the spatula’ because of his erratic behavior.
Morning, nutty funsters.
What about us nutty funsters who are in the afternoon already?
Hahahahaha
WordCock had a fit about me trying to poat funsters.
It doesn’t like me poating poat either.
Fucking nazis.
HS, isn’t it time for your nap already?
Anyone else think that HS’s avatar is absolutely perfect for him?
I’m BACK. I didn’t maim anyone or die in a fiery crash on the highway.
The first didn’t happen because it’s Wednesday morning – and rainy – to it was empty while I did my gift gathering.
HEAD FOR THE HILLS, CYN!!!!!!
There’s probably a tsunami headed your way.
Hopefully, it will wipe out certain parts of California on its way to you. (not the parts where Hostages live, of course!)
Or an earthquake.
I’d find a doorjamb at the highest possible elevation and sit under it all day, just to be sure…..
I rewarded myself with a Christmas cookie.
He probably sensed a cookie deficiency.
*reports Car in to MO’s food police for sugar/fat/gluten infraction*
If I can’t have a cookie, YOU can’t have a cookie.
“No Food Justice, No Peace!”
>> Anyone else think that HS’s avatar is absolutely perfect for him?
Sure, if he was a screeching ebola monkey..
…
Yeah, it’s good.
Yeah, um, no tsunami. Sparky isn’t feeling well–he’s been licking his chops all day today like his tummy is upset and he’s been outside a few more times than usual. I am staying home to keep an eye on him, but it is interesting the anecdotal reports of animals and disasters.
Hahahahaha
Jay, as soon as I saw that pic, I knew it had to be my Christmas avatard. When this little chick grows up, she’ll be a Hostage.
I put a funneh at my place: https://jayinames.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/never-underestimate-the-cost-effectiveness-of-lazy/
Aww – sorry your pup isn’t feeling well, Cyn; sounds like he might have gotten hold of something that didn’t agree with him, and his body is trying to get rid of it.
Hope he feels better soon!
*eats another cookie
If I can’t have a cookie, YOU can’t have a cookie.
Hoo-boy, does life REALLY not work that way. Trust me on that one.
I don’t need a 12-step program to get me off cookies.
I can stop anytime I want.
That was funny Jay!
They stole everyone’s hearts, and are back. I am going back to bed
*east another cookie.
Thanks Tif. Most of me hopes that he won’t get sick, of course, but now that my plans had to change… of course he won’t. Natch.
So, as I was driving this morning listening to the radio, an interesting point was brought up.
Dave Camp, from Midland Michigan, passed a bill in congress yesterday and one of the dealos was to “allow” (not mandate) drug testing for welfare recipients. Now, I’m all for it – of course. But it really brought up the interesting paradox – right now, you can be on drugs and still get welfare, but many jobs require you to pass a drug test!
So … they can’t work, because they fail the piss test, but they can live off of the rest of us.
Cyn, i got the “Message Posted” from WordPress that you were talking about on that one. It said “You have made your 74th post!”
Under it, “Next Goal, 75 posts, only 1 post away!”
Way to set the bar high, WordPress! Then again, maybe WP knows I’m lazy.
Sounds like a win win for the welfare recipient, Car in. Wait until medical marijuana is covered by Medicare part D! Then the fun will really begin!
J’ames is a slacker. I’ve got about 2500 posts at my place, plus a hundred or so by Roamy.
I have 2,759 posts. Most of which no one has read. LOL.
Eh, no one reads my posts. They just look at the pics.
Ha ha ha …
Got any Pepcid Cyn?
It has cured our pups many times.
Actually, a few (very few) of my posts have been widely read. And even commented on.
Of course, Craig or Roamy wrote those.
This is fucking disgraceful.
http://www.850koa.com/pages/cmn.html?article=9501489
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/79snbzg
This was just posted by the annoying bint who posts about her kids all of the time on FaceDouche. Her daughter is in this class.
Reading the article makes me want to kick all liberals in the poon.
http://tinyurl.com/d73eotm
Yeah, Sean, my friend poated about that over at Sondak’s place. It is a disgrace, no doubt about it.
That’s just super special Hotspur. WHy are you being such a h8ter?
“literacy specialist” Aren’t all elementary school teachers supposed to be?
“culturally responsive teaching” Horse cock.
“equity team” Bull cock.
“genuine relationships” I think she might be a dyke.
“Katy will make an amazing administrator” Just what we need – more administrators.
I like the head tilt in her pic, HS.
“Thaaaaaanks!”
Good afternoon, hot chicks and barely-literate cretins!
Why, if I could read that, I might be insulted!
Is it always sunny in California?
Nope. It actually rained here the other day. Almost all day long.
We’re still mourning the tens of thousands of people killed on the freeways.
Winter rains, accompanied by mudslides and summer drought accompanied by fires. . . all run by Democrats. Sounds like paradise!
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Off to the Elephant Bar for lunch!
Had to get something to eat myself. I’m still chilly and windburnt from 18 on the golf course today.
Home early.
Must have gotten your co-worker to do their job, eh, roamy?
I did, Jay. It took my boss and her boss to lean on her, and all of a sudden she was much more cooperative. No dodging me this time, bitch!
Nice! I love it when something works out!
Comment by Sean M. on December 14, 2011 1:12 pm
If I can’t have a cookie, YOU can’t have a cookie.
Hoo-boy, does life REALLY not work that way. Trust me on that one.
That’s not what all of the people at the #Occupy camps told me!
WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You’re a big poopy-head, Sean!
*sticks lip out further than Car in’s avatar*
Gym rant- the twenty year old in front of me just walked up and switched the channel w/ o even asking if I minded. She and her boyfriend just took over. And she put on the fucking cartoon channel?
You shouldn’t be at the gym if you still need to watch cartoons.
I don’t watch tv, but people should learn common etiquette.
Left a comment for ya, Jay – cute story!
You DO realize that at its core, “Engineering” is just the “Applied Science of Laziness”, right?
The only difference between efficiency and laziness is that the efficient person actually designs something that will allow them to not have to work quite so hard at a menial task, thus freeing them up to do the “fun” stuff….. 😛
So walk back over and change the channel back, Car in….
Have lauraw show you that flying scissor kick she’s so fond of, Car in. Seems like it could come in handy.
Carin, why didn’t you cut the bitch?
Programmers are notoriously lazy too, TiFW. I’m sure the same thing applies there.
Plagiarism is a programmer’s best friend.
The Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.”
“He’s an asshole,” John said. “Piss on him.”
“You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.”
“Well, screw him!” said John.
“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”
Whoa, looks like I am missing some excitement at work today. Someone crashed their car into the base of one of the towers that feeds us power. All power is shut down at the moment, from what I understand…no one’s sending emails right now for obvious reasons, so I probably won’t find out what happened until later on tonight.
At least it’s neither particularly cold nor hot today…
HAHAHAHA, Roamy!
Yikes, Mrs. Peel! Is the person OK? Accidental or intentional?
Oh wait, no e-mails…..
Jay – I have no doubt that story is true. When we meet and have a few beers, remind me to tell you the story of the Sears Logistics site in Wilkes Barre, Pa.
Programmers are notoriously lazy too, TiFW. I’m sure the same thing applies there.
As I tell Mr. TiFW all the time – “I’m not lazy, I’m efficient!”
And if it weren’t for “lazy”, we wouldn’t have escalators, elevators, washing machines, vacuum cleaners, sewing machines, cars, computers, ATMs, drive-through windows, etc……
Give me lazy any day of the week and twice on Sundays!
Roamy – Good one! HAHAHAHAHA!
Jay – I have no doubt that story is true.
Even if it is anecdotal, you’d be amazed at the hilarious stories engineers tell about “Who ever figured it would be THAT simple?”.
Mrs Peel, a friend of mine posted a pic on facechimp of the power/tower leaning WAY over NASA sent her dept. home
Houston we have a problem.
I should have cut the bitch.
Mrs Peel, a friend of mine posted a pic on facechimp of the power/tower leaning WAY over
Hmmm…..maybe this woman moved south after her little “incident” up here in the Metroplex:
http://is.gd/L0OAjg
How come none of the guys at the gym look like those guys up there?
And the under twenty crowd is way over represented here today. I just watched two blondes nearly have an anurism trying to figure out one of them machines.
Yeah, I saw a couple pictures. It looked deliberate to me – the road does curve there, so I guess the driver could have been drunk/asleep/drugged, but you have to off-road for like 100′ to get to that tower. I would think even a drugged person would stop in that amount of time/distance.
Carin – Be my guest. . .
http://tinyurl.com/23sp7yo
How come none of the guys at the gym look like those guys up there?
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You might want to try the gay gym.
What do you think of the Foo Fighter Car in? I never really liked them much, but I happened to find an old CD…and it’s good.
And the under twenty crowd is way over represented here today.
Wasn’t sure if you were talking about the gym or HHD. I found a couple of older guys that I liked but wasn’t quite sure they would be welcomed.
I love the fighters of the foo. Good old rock
Mj- they are my favorite band
No roomy- the crowd at the gym today.
there?
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You might want to try the gay gym
+*****
So there are a lot of attractive men where you work out?
So there are a lot of attractive men where you work out?.
She shoots! She SCOOOOORES!
It was easy pickings.
Ok, I have TWO mysterious packages in today’s mail, one from Amazon (and I don’t remember placing an order recently) and the other with no return address from a zip code across the freeway. Hmm…
Anyway, I put both under the tree. If I ordered something and forgot, then I just got myself a present 😉
Peel – If the Amazon package has really sexy thigh-high stockings. . . it ain’t from me! 😉
I found a couple of older guys that I liked but wasn’t quite sure they would be welcomed.
Feel free to send along the links 😉
Important update for those who like teh silver foxes.
Okay, just one silver fox. I’m saving the other for next week.
Okay, just one silver fox.
*swoons and thuds*
Aggie, I’d send you the link, but let’s just say there was some photo cropping involved.
So, did anyone else cut off the tip of their finger today?
Scott, no…I just glued them together.
Roamy, no need to send me the cropped pics. I’ll take them uncropped 😀
HO CRAP SCOTT! You okay?
I am Cyn. It could have been a lot worse. It’s the timing that sucks, tomorrow will be our busiest day.
I don’t know why but people get turned off by bloody Christmas packages.
ooo, nice silver fox
Don’t worry, scott. Fingers grow back.
…don’t they?
Seriously, what happened?
Scott!!! What the hell happened? Are you alright?
Scott – Worse than mine?
>> It could have been a lot worse.
Dude.
That’s the second person that works there’s that’s cut the shit out of their finger. Y’all are running a 100% casualty rate now.
We play with razor knives all day. Shit happens.
I did the same thing a couple years ago. I must have left one or two layers of skin that time because their was no blood. It’s kind of weird watching your finger tip fly off and roll around a table.
I don’t know why but people get turned off by bloody Christmas packages.
That’s just crazy talk. I have to pay extra for that special red coloring on my packages here.
t’s kind of weird watching your finger tip fly off and roll around a table.
*vomits, swoons, then passes out
The hot glue accidents are way worse.
we still opening SS gifts in the a.m.?
I……… did not………… receive *sniff*…………… anything.
Guy: Opening’s at 9:00 PM.
I don’t have anything here for me yet either.
*sniffs and wipes nose on sleeve*
DD and I faint right next to Carin. Awful! GMLand we aren’t opening gifts until the night of the 22nd
So did you hot glue your fingertip back on Scott? Don’t forget to rub some dirt on it too. Oh, and spit on it.
Ouch! Hope you’re feeling better soon, scott.
22nd at night – got it!
Stiches Scott? How many?
I’m curious to find out if Amazon fixed my shopping faux pas or if my recipient knows exactly who sent that dumbass gift.
I came back from lunch for this?
Guy – Do you live in Kodiak, Alaska?
Should have sent Scott some oyster-shucking gloves for a SS gift instead of those fishnet stockings, huh?
Who knew?
(Hope you’re OK, buddy!)
Oh Roamy–silver fox is foxy and silvery. Mmm mmm mmm.
I kinda like getting sumthin’ first thing in the morning and then again in the afternoon.
due southeast of there Chief.
Got some good news for those of you that remember my friend Angel – he has completed basic training and is reporting to the DMZ for his first tour of duty! Got his ribbon last week.
For those that don’t know, I had a friend who was a Hollyweird producer/editor that had a flourishing career in the movie biz – he was shown the light and gave it all up to serve his country. Very proud of Brian!
So is his name Angel or Brian? Good for him whichever!
online at the UP he was known as Angel.
Good for him. Which branch, what’s he do?
As I recall, GML, he wanted to be close to the action; I’ll keep him in my prayers!
*looks at Silver Fox*
*looks at clock*
*considers sending Mr. TiFW a “special” e-mail at work*
*remembers company policy*
Damn…..
Army – not sure of his specialty, but he wanted to be a Ranger. He is a black belt in 3 different disciplines of martial arts and he wanted to put it to good use.
Glad to hear Ahn-hell is doing well, GML!! Give him a hug from me!
Congrats to Ahn Hell! The DMZ? That’s gonna be kinda cold this time of year. Good luck to him!
just looked again – he is infantry.
I had a blast in Korea for the one month I was there. Great people and great food.
Well, except that one time I ate dog.
If I recall correctly, the NORKs just lowered their standards for recruits not too long ago. DD#2 – who is SHORTER than stumpy little old me – would be considered a giant by their new standards……
Please pass along our best to your friend, Brian Angel.
O hail, O hail, the infantry!
Queen of Battle, Follow Me!
except that one time I ate dog.
It didn’t sit well, and made you play dead?
Some assholeish Christmas elf must have rewritten the word stitches.
Attention- I have recieved a package.
And I am nervous.
That is all
The spices had a little more bite than I’m used to.
Mare! http://i.imgur.com/eOAKZ.jpg
Attention- I have recieved a package.
And I am nervous.
That is all
Why? Is it ringing?
Or ticking? Ticking can be….bad.
Carin, is your suspicious package ticking?
Yeah, is it ticking?
AGGIE!! Never steal my comment again.
*wonders if Car in’s package is ticking*
I was FOIST, Jewstin!!
So there.
… Is it ticking?
No?
Try plugging it in.
Pupster, Christmas Spirit
http://tinyurl.com/cg4h8ad
I have not gotten a package yet, but I will check with the office tomorrow.
I’m a teensy bit late, but probably still in time. My Secret Satan gift will be on a Fedex truck first thing in the morning.
I saw the earlier links about Hawaii Five-0 being shitheels about Pearl Harbor survivors. I hadn’t seen the survivor’s response…
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/12/wwii-veterans-give-hawaii-five-0-crew-the-finger-continue-to-be-greatest-generation
How does it smell, Carin?
Those Hollywood fuckers make me glad I don’t have a television.
Shit, shit, shit!
If I’d know Omni Consumer Products was a real company, I’d have used ’em for Secret Satan:
http://tinyurl.com/d6y2u3p
Wish I could get a picture of that bus, with all the “You’re #1!” fingers hanging out the window. Would make a great header pic.
I can’t believe I’m not finding a pic of that out on the interwebz, Jay.
The internet just taught me something very useful.
Thank you interwebs!
Rosetta when he was a little girl http://i.imgur.com/hoECk.gif
HAHAHAHA!
Scott is gonna make me go to hell!
That explains so much about our Rosie…..
Ghetto bar!
Hotspur, how many boxes of wine are you going to drink tonight?
I’m drinking Labatt Blue.
So. . . that means fewer than four, right?
>> It’s kind of weird watching your finger tip fly off and roll around a table.
It would be even weirder if it starting singing “Girl Scouts Forever” while it rolled around, but yeah, that’s pretty weird even without the singing.
NO MATH ALLOWED.
Poat update!
Will, the guy who owns this shithole dump, got a good deal on a bunch of 23 oz. glasses. So we have to endure drinking out of them until the staff breaks them all.
That glass is……uh…….fancy.
You wearing your Fancy Boy Lip Gloss?
Fancy Boy Glitter Lip Gloss
You have soiled our HHD with a photo of a beer glass that requires you to stick out your pinkie when you drink?!?
Was it lip gloss or lip glitter?
All I know is I order a box of it today.
…
For my SS recipient.
Dear God,
Thank you for the rain.
Now, can you send me somebody to clean up all of the mud that the dogs tracked into the house?
K’THX!
That’s a nice lager glass!
*hands Cyn the bottle of You Touched Your Genitals hand sanitizer*
I like that glass. I’d be tempted to steal a set of them for myself.
ENTERTAIN ME, PEOPLE!!!!!!
Updated update.
Now that’s a fucking beer glass.
Back spasms should start firing up tomorrow.
HO HO HO!
*touches my elf again*
It’s kind of weird watching your finger tip fly off and roll around a table.
Pshaw. I’ve seen my own skull in a mirror after a car wreck. You can start bragging when you can top that.
*touches my elf again*
HAWT!
*goes to change underwear
*remembers I don’t wear any
*changes pants
I’ma put up a crappy new poat – BRB…..
PJM your av looks like a sea shell to me. Or a crazy vagina.
HAH, who am I kiddin? They’re all crazy.
*goes to change underwear
*remembers I don’t wear any
HAWT!
Awright – CRAPPY NEW POAT is up.
Now see what you people made me do?!?!?!?!?!?
Definitely a crazy vagina……….how could you think otherwise?
I knowed I was right.
New Poat, people……
*taps foot*
I am not bragging, plus I bet you called 911 like a little girl.
I would have pushed the brains back in and applied duct tape liberally.
You’re not my real fuckin’ mom tif……but your internet persona gets close. Goddamm close.
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