On this very special anniversary, a tribute to the Navy.
Bonus live action workout instruction from a smokin’ hot instructor.
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On this very special anniversary, a tribute to the Navy.
Bonus live action workout instruction from a smokin’ hot instructor.
December 7, 2011
Categories: American Hero, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, pron, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Enjoy, and see you kewl kids in a bit.
I just thudded seven times.
*thud
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit…….This poat is so good I want to take it behind the H2 dumpster and get it pregnant!
Ooooohhh…..
Just the thing to warm this frozen Texas gal up this mornin’ – thanks, Cyn!
(I think I’m gonna go lie under that young man in the penultimate picture and see if he can’t warm me up even more…..
Great header/caption too!
Your mom likes sailors.
Alan Colmes is full of shit.
These studs make BBF look like a steaming pile of Floyd’s turds.
What did Colmes say? (Can’t believe I care)
Congratualtions, Cyn. This poat appears to be NOT full of ghey guys.
He’s on Fox right now flapping his glory hole about how great teh asshole’s speech was yesterday.
His speech yesterday was horrible.
Only serious leftys thought that speech was good, everyone else trashed it.
It was an ode to socialism.
DO. NOT. WANT.
ooo, nice
Sorry to hear about your niece, oso. But it sounds like she’s a trooper.
I refuse to look up how cold it is outside. Aaron and I are staying in the house today. Either that, or we’re packing up and moving to the tropics like I threaten to do every winter.
Come on, Alan Colmes just wants his fair share. It’s not like he’ll get viewers relying solely on his ability.
How sad is it when the main reason you are well known is because you are Hannity’s foil?
I’m really enjoying this blog. It has some entertaining gifs.
http://unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com/
*thud* and wow! And Peel it is 34. Too cold!
Carin isn’t the only one who can have a little pouty-lip avatar!
Wait for it.
Isn’t she the CUTEST?!
Is the RNC THE WORST organization for it’s purpose ever?
GROSS!!!
that kid looks very unhappy
We are simpatico about the RNC, Mare.
Skinbad sent me this wonderful uplifting holiday story.
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/53060899-78/selleneit-michael-pierce-court.html.csp#.Tt6ketws9XU.email
From Lauraw’s link:
Michael Selleneit has a history of mental problems.
Noooooooooo…….. really???
And while she’s truly a vision, be sure to check out her husband’s booking pic on the side as well.
Scott seriously needs to consider changing his avatar today.
Oy, Laura…
Yannow, a little hair dye, a little makeup, she might clean up pretty well……
*sticks pouty lip out even further
I refuse to be outdone.
I hope Scott uses that guy’s photo for his avatard.
Hahahhahaha
Wiserbud and I are simpatico.
*telepathically rapes HHD guy #1 up there.
Wiserbud and I are simpatico.
Stop telepathically raping me!!!
Hah, I suggested that to him the minute I looked at the article.
*telepathically rapes HHD guy #1 up there.
Why am I not surprised that “telepathic rape” can fall so easily into the H2 lexicon?
*tries to decide who to telepathically rape*
So many choices.
*tries to decide who to telepathically rape*
*eyes cyn’s avatar
*telepathically rapes HHD guy #3 up there.
*telepathically gives sohot’s avatar the once over…
That guy is only 41?
you know, the insane mugshot avatars are even funnier if you’ve actually met lauraw and scott.
*telepathically rapes nathan fillion, just because*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw_VBiTntq8
That video makes me feel like this http://i.imgur.com/gKXZv.jpg
Yummy HHD. Go Navy! Beat Army!
What happened to the first ten osolocos?
*gives Scott “the capacitive directance to his ambaphascient lunar wain shaft”*
I’m gonna need some ball bearings to clean out this Spetzer valve… it’s full of gunk.
Any bets on how many years Blogo gets?
I say 3 years.
And I can’t wait till we release the Blagoskull!
It is time for men to know, the order of things.
I say 12
What happened to the first ten osolocos?
I’d check her basement.
I say 3-5, time off for good behavior…. maybe short 3.
Can anyone think of one common denominator in this situation? I’m asking for a friend.
http://tinyurl.com/74f3ju2
TusharPeggy?http://tinyurl.com/cpp2o7h
Hahahahaha
Laura posted that story at Ace’s.
My FaceBint just posted a photo of her daughters from some play over the weekend. Yeah, eight year olds in makeup, rouge, eye shadow, eye liner, mascara, lipstick, and nail polish.
Nice. Turn ’em slutty early.
10 years. 8.5 with good behavior.
*telepathically takes Dana Perino out to dinner. She has pasta, I have the filet. Conversation is witty and engaging. I drop her off at her building, she kisses me on the cheek.
I’ve never been able to do a pull-up.
*wienie*
Greetings, fellow weirdos.
“And while she’s truly a vision, be sure to check out her husband’s booking pic on the side as well.”
Holy Cow, these people have simply given up looking decent or acting normal, the guys picture is worse than the wife’s.
Isn’t she the CUTEST?!
Your other one was cuter.
* telepathically read Obama’s mind, find it’s empty
*adjust headlamp, telepathically gooses Sean
Who are you calling a weirdo?
Ya’ll keep your telepathic thoughts off my avatar. I’m just sayin’.
*telepathically massages beasn’s avatar’s anal glands
You’re welcome.
Um, I think it’s a girl, you perv.
Speaking of anal glands, where has rosetta been?
And boars do not have anal glands. They have disproportionately large noogies with extra skin (sack) that needs to be pushed back to release impaction, as they age.
where has rosetta been
Waiting to be ‘expressed’.
HA. See, now I knew beasn wouldn’t be able to let it go. As I typed it, I KNEW it was wrong, and I said to myself that I was setting myself up for her correcting me.
But I couldn’t help myself. Anal glands is just a funny phrase.
Like underpants.
Underpants.
Where’s Mare.
She loves this bit.
1. What can an emergency manager do?
An emergency manager can:
Hire/fire local government employees
Renegotiate, terminate, modify labor contracts with state treasury approval
Sell, lease, or privatize local assets with state treasury approval
Revise contract obligations
Change local budgets without local legislative approval
Initiate municipal bankruptcy proceedings
Hire support staff
An emergency manager cannot raise taxes.
Ha ha ha haaa!
Michigan has Emergency Republicans!
Now I’m jealous.
I wish Connecticut had Emergency
ManagersRepublicans.Underpants…..always a winner!
Laura, you’re scaring the baby Jesus with your new Christmas avatard.
Nice one, lauraw!
Sounds high tech, instead of the RNC, now it’s the ERNC.
As is done every year, but everyone should be reminded:
Compare and contrast:
https://www.google.com/
http://www.bing.com/
Hahahahaha
I lurves you, Lauraw.
Kindergartner just patted my boobs and asked if there was a baby in there
“Michigan has Emergency Republicans”
hahahaha
Kindergartner just patted my boobs and asked if there was a baby in there
Probably.
Someone want to take this little project on?
http://tinyurl.com/ms8lkg
Harry Morgan died.
Granny tells great stories about partying with him and Henry Fonda back in the old days….
H/S, I’m far too lazy to go comment over there. But having read a fair amount of history on Japan in that era, the theory is pretty much full of shit. It have indeed have been the proximate causus belli. But the policy of Japan from 1926 on was imperial expansion, by force of arms, and both China and the Southern Resource Area (ie, the Philippines and the Dutch East Indies) were going to be absorbed. There was nothing that any diplomacy could have done to prevent that, with the exception of abject appeasement.
Wiser, Harry Morgan spent a lot of time in my hometown back in the mid ’60’s while a movie he was in, The Flimflam Man, was being filmed in and near it. He used to come in about every morning and sit down with all the local regulars at the “Coffee Table” inside the local greasy spoon restaurant. He was about as an ordinary down-to-earth fellow as you could ever meet.
Compare and contrast
Isn’t G0000gle owned by the Chinese by now?
Our Blago got 14 years.
wow . 14 years.
Fourteen years??
*does the math*
Hm….just in time to let any statutes in Chicago expire.
… and Veeshir takes the dick over at S. Weasel’s.
Blogo got 14 years
I’ve had three cookies today. My daughter made them.
MAAAARRREEEEE
*shakes fist at sky
Caution about drinking and driving this Christmas Season
I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before – I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise,as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
Took me a second to figure that one out, Andy.
(A little less unpleasant than it initially sounded, but not by much.)
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
nice one, Clint. That one will be retold numerous times….
My daughter posted this on my FacePlant page this morning. If you’re a rabid college basketball fan, you should enjoy it.
http://hoopspeak.com/college/2011/12/lexington-diary/
Our Blago got 14 years.
Pffffft. He can do that kind of time standing on his hair.
ha ha ha …I’m gonna steal that.
Awww, I liked Harry Morgan. A long life for him.
I just stole that CB
http://tinyurl.com/7m9wlvm
New accusations against Sandusky
‘Sup, fagz?
Hey, Oso!
http://tinyurl.com/7bezzjp
I’m helping put together a wedding shower for my cousin. This is, by far, the most helpful site I’ve ever seen. DON’T MISS IT.
http://weddingbrooms.blogspot.com/2011/12/bridal-shower-decoration-tips-for-party.html
That site is going to help you very mush.
Peel, that fucking site made my brain assplode. Now I’m dead and my cat is homeless.
I’m still laughing from that link, Peel 😀
Mrs. Peel – Will you put together my baby shower?
I hear Paris is lovely in the bouncetime.
BLAGOSKULL!!!
DaveinTejas – I would have preferred the death penalty. . . just sayin’.
This is, by far, the most helpful site I’ve ever seen. DON’T MISS IT.
HAHAHA! Batteries!
*bookmarks site*
BLAGOSKULL!!!
One of the best bits ever.
Ding-a-ling. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffCaPkqE6m8
All the new POL photos are in. See if you can guess who’s who.
http://tinyurl.com/4odvtep
Carin is #4, Hotspur.
Nah, it’s not a death penalty offense. I would have loved it if he could have taken some down with him.
14 years is perfect. He has to serve at least 12. He’ll get out when he’s 67… a few years younger than you.
#38 = Carin
#29 is easy: PJM
#35: Mare
#38 = Carin
HAHA! Yes
#14 is Scott
I’m pretty sure #22 is Rosetta and Mare.
#23 is definitely xBrad.
Man, I was getting a real Overlook Hotel vibe from #49. Yeesh.
#43 is Chief.
#5 = Airdale and Herself.
50 is peej.
#29 is easy: PJM
Definitely.
#23 is definitely xBrad.
Yep. Nailed that one.
32- Rosetta and wife.
#31 – Laura
#19 = The Rosetta Orchestra and Revue
35 is Peel
39- Americano
#47 Wiserbud & Wiserbride
35 is Peel
Hahahahaha
That’s what I thought when I first saw it.
#24 wiser and wiserbud
27 – pupster
FUCKING HELL!!
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/12/06/military-growing-terrorist-target-lawmakers-warn/
I thought 31 was me, but 35 works too.
#24 wiser and wiserbud
HA!
#21: SoHos
#26 – Banglar Party Van chassis and drivetrain trials.
#15 Beasns
#2 – composmentis’s bedding
Cyn – Good catch on the Beasnster!
I was laughing my ass off at that one Chief!!
Holyshit that’s funny about compos, Hotspur! HAHAHA!`
Is #3 Dave??
DOG PARK! http://i.imgur.com/IV6yp.jpg
#33: Hostages Sunday morning after the Banglar Party Van Parking Lot Meeting
Awww Scott; he’s sooooo hap-peeeee!!
To see the doors of a thousand churches. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kFPBtc9BE
great tune
WEATHER BLAWG!!!!!
The rain here is forecast to turn to rain shortly. 3-5″ expected. Sort of like a Saturday night for Herself.
When does it turn into rain?
Try this one on for size. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA-je1_Ejq0
Sorry, Dave. 3 conversations going on at one time. It is forecast to turn to snow. But you knew that already, didn’t you?
Yannow, a little hair dye, a little makeup, she might clean up pretty well……
Ya can’t fix crazy…..
#16 Beasn, #17 wiser and wiserbud
Sutures out, minimal discomfort.
Glad to hear everything went well, Leon!
Ooops 22 and 32 Mare & Rosetta
Good Leon!
I get to go back on my birthday for a 2nd followup to make sure everything’s closing up properly.
In the meantime, I made some thai-style beef curry for breakfast. Nummy.
Good news to hear Leon. I’m sure that your dental doc was pleased with our cauterizing and whiskey rinse recommendations.
I made some thai-style beef curry for breakfast
Respect. I would be eating bread soaked in water.
SNOW!
I made it with ground beef, Aggie, it was pretty easy eatin’.
Anyone else see the story on Hot Air about Secretary of State John F’n Bolton?
The commenters are right, though, Senate won’t let him through, just make him VP.
run accomplished. I wasn’t very speedy, but luckily no one was timing me.
*looks at stopwatch*
Lazy day, eh?
Nice find, leon, and congrats on the stitches being out.
Heh, that’s a pretty good line to use, Gingrich, Bolton as SOS.
Now promise Ann Coulter as Press Secretary.
Secretary of State John F’n Bolton?
I just ovulated.
Aggie, if this… excitement… lasts another 3 hours, I have to call a doctor.
Leon, if it last longer, you need to brag and post a POL pic.
run accomplished. I wasn’t very speedy, but luckily no one was timing me.
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You know, I was going to post a smart ass comment, but fork it. Nice job Car in.
*looks at stopwatch*
Lazy day, eh?
well, I did run 6 miles
You know, I was going to post a smart ass comment, but fork it. Nice job Car in.
Yea!
but fork it. Nice job
Suck-up.
I’m actually just jealous. I haven’t been to the gym since last Tuesday.
I did six last night and almost died. It was about 80 degrees in the hotel gym.
Suck-up.
I’m actually just jealous. I haven’t been to the gym since last Tuesday.
well, you have an excuse.
I did six last night and almost died. It was about 80 degrees in the hotel gym.
So .. you just couldn’t take your gay shoes out on the street, could you …
I cannot run on treadmills. I just gave my husband a long tirade about that. It was 30 degrees out with a wind, but I wore lots of clothes. I figure I’m good until it gets below 20.
HA! I laughed when I saw #35, I’m wearing a shirt with the American Flag on it today.
Dead?
Damn near.
I wonder if Blago has enough dirt on Obama to get himself a pardon.
Blago could carefully leak enough data to sink the election just so he could get out in 2013 instead of 2017, if he were crafty.
*boop*
Too Cute!!
Anybody sneak attack somebody else’s fleet today?
I saw a Japanese girl and considered an invasion on the beach, does that count?
Was she telepathically raped?
Raped? No. She was telepathically willing.
Telepathic rape isn’t rape rape.
With telepathy, everyone is a slut.
With telepathy, everyone is a slut.
OMG you have no idea.
Crap. I’m gonna get shot, aren’t I?
Screw OPEC, faster snakes would solve everything.
BLACK ICE!!!OMG!!!!eleventypanic!!!!
Crap. I’m gonna get shot, aren’t I?
Yes. Telepathically.
*sees a patch of black ice out in the driveway*
*goes and gets the rifle*
You racist bastages.
Next year is gonna be my year for mini-meat-ups. I have projected travel to Chelmsford, MA, Phoenix, and Tampa.
I have projected travel to Chelmsford, MA, Phoenix, and Tampa.
Tampa is not in Texas, Roamy…
Speaking of Phoenix, thank you, Cyn, for an excellent HHD.
There was supposed to be a trip to White Sands this past year that would have been a road trip. That was cancelled, though. 😦
I notice Iowa isn’t on your schedule.
*sniff
There are 60-something Hostages. I’ll get shot for a burglar if I’m gone from home long enough to see all of you.
**eyes Americano’s island
Everyone keep in mind, the Iowa Caucuses are in January. There’s a possibility you could get in a tussle with an OccupyIowa protestor.
What more could you ask for? Other than an additional 60 degrees to get the temperature to 50, that is.
Rats, Roamy. White Sands is an awesome place to visit.
Well, once Hubby returns I can go to a few meatups.
You racist bastages.
Black ice is ice, but it isn’t black.
How come we don’t refer to ice on trees as ‘green ice?’
/Andy Rooney
The cold’s not bothering me yet, Jay. It’s just the weathermen panicking over a dusting of snow that bothers me.
Laura, my fave was the reporter showing us the black ice on live TV and nearly getting creamed by a sliding SUV.
Well, MCPO’s rain turned into rain today, so I’m pretty sure he wins for worst weather.
They do the same thing up here, Roamy. In fact, the weather reports are sponsored by grocery stores, so everyone will mob the supermarket to stock up on milk and bread.
Panic TV!
Milk, bread, and eggs here, Jay. Everyone must need French toast to survive.
Big bread!
Our rain turns to rain tomorrow morning.
Stupid cold Texan air.
Panic TV!
We only get that during hurricanes. Or when the temperatures drop below 50* F.
I just ordered a pizza.
Alert the media.
We got most of the snow from this last system. 5 days of OMG!!! weather reporting. School has been cancelled on this side of town since Monday. Local reporter did a ride along on a school bus today to show how icy the side streets are.
Hotspur, this is critical: from where?
Chelmsford MA is less than 2 hours from here.
Scott, they wanted me up there next Friday, but I have too much going on right now.
My give a fuck turned to fuck you about an hour ago.
What is in Chelmsford?
Polymer manufacturer. There’s also Spincraft in North Billerica, and they are making J-2X engine parts.
MCPO, thank you for the Peter Gabriel link earlier. One of my favorites.
http://www.tritonsys.com/products/spacepolymers.html
and before Dave beats me to it, SPACE PENS
City’s Pizzas & Subs
Ha ha ha haa, I was in a short clip on the local news a while back, showing a cute little reporterette the stream by my store during flood aftermath. It was just as exciting as you can imagine.
Pa rumpa pum pum
I saw the occupy Austin queers today. I didn’t have any pepper spray.
Time to bake some Christmas cookies.
bbl
City’s Pizzas & Subs
Never had it when we lived over there. For your sake, I hope it’s good.
Thanks, Leon. They never disappoint.
Lauraw, I actually enjoy the reporterettes being buffeted by wind and blowing snow for the road closure stories.
I’m considering trying the stuffed Chicago pizza from Zino’s Liquor for my birthday next week. Or I might just be good. Haven’t decided.
That’s always fun during hurricanes. I saw the crazy Fox reporter nearly get killed twice.
Poor guy. He’s the one they waterboarded.
i swear that guy is going to die on live tv.
We have a place near us that makes a stuffed Chicago style meat pizza. A large one weighs about 10 lbs.
It’s very good. One slice is a meal, 2 slices is pain.
Heh; the reporters and weather folks here fry eggs on the sidewalk or on cookie sheets that have been set out in the sun. Every single year.
Scott, think of the ratings!!! My FiL lives for weather reports. We got them cable because my hubby didn’t want to deal with the analog to digital conversion and Dad loves the weather channel. My poor MiL.
Cyn, yep. We also get the dramatic arroyo rescues every year during monsoons.
Man, I hope I didn’t fuck up my son’s hair. He forgot to tell me he needed his hair done per ROTC regs and I had to break out the Wahl.
Oh second thought, it’s his fault.
Aggie, do ROTC regs allow for more hair than a high and tight?
Can’t go wrong just shaving it.
They do, osito, since it’s Air Force 😉
I almost did shave it, but they have drill practice outside, and the weather is turning.
Cyn
I had a black car and parked in a field for work one summer long ago.
After work one day I was walking through the grass and kicked up a Preying Mantis. It landed on my hood, as I approached the car it walked across the hood to keep away from me.
It died before it made it 1/2 way across. Hot enough to kill check!
A few day’s growth is plenty warm enough.
Anyone else get spam from Mandingo Swingers??
Can’t go wrong just shaving it.
Yes
I’d love to have a black car Vman, but between the dust storms and the raging heat… no can do here. As god as my witness though, I will have my black car before I die.
I’ve had a black car. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
//racist
No. Are you sure it’s spam?
Are you sure it’s spam?
Well, it ain’t Hormel™.
Aggie, my favorite Marine gets a haircut every Sunday. Whether he needs it or not.
Cheaper to use the Wahl, osoloco 😉
We have a Wahl but my hubby has never trusted me enough to use it.
Give him a bowl cut.
My hubby is the consummate civilian and not my favorite Marine. He does irritate me with the extreme hair cut though.
He does irritate me with the extreme hair cut though.
I can remember when my hubby went extreme a few years ago. It was a bit of a shock.
Mine still does, but he’s Army.
I said fuckit.
I get a haircut every six months whether I need it or not
My hubby has had greying hair since his twenties. He has only been mistaken for my father twice. I really don’t see the need for the buzz cut.
Every six months?
Wow….
$170 and Bears owie is a normal but dangerous thing. His elbow callous is infected.
I need to heal it from the outside in with silver something.
When I had a motorcycle I would cut my hair when it started to whip my eyeballs. Now not so much.
I cut mine once a week or so.
I’m glad it isn’t more serious Vmax. He’ll be all fixed up with that silver stuff soon.
Pics?
I can remember when my hubby went extreme a few years ago. It was a bit of a shock.
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Wait. Cyn is married to a guy? That can’t be right. I’ve been telepathically ogling her wife for a year.
Vmax, I hope Bear gets better soon.
Awww, poor Bear, Vmax. I pray he gets better soon.
**Telepathically gives Cyn a wet willy.
Thanks Oso
Bear is working on it with help.
I have resorted to Gorilla tape, but Gorilla tape with bitter apple does not work for me.
Uh oh. Not the cone.
We were able to trick Ruby with a tube sock taped far away from the injury.
Wait. Cyn is married to a guy?
Hmmm… well, since you haven’t actually met him, he doesn’t really exist now does he?!
Five cents please.
Thanks Scott
Ruby Duby when will you be mine?
It’s only temporary.
Cyn-Palin is happening.
*gives Tushar “the Free Willy”*
I’m endorsing the Cyn-Palin ticket.
Does that include Todd Palin? We’d have to move to Utah so the three of us could be together. They still have polygamy there right? Ooo but PJ’s MiL is there. Okay, I’ll just do Sarah then.
Ooo but PJ’s MiL is there.
She doesn’t own the place. Go show her who’s boss.
Okay, I’ll just do Sarah then.
**thud**
It’s like twins porn!
**thud**
I think you just killed Brad, Cyn….
My hubby went with me to a Palin speech in 2008. Spent his time talking Steeler football with Hank Jr. Palin is tiny. Todd was short.
Dammit, I cannot keep forgetting my D3. Symptoms are fierce this year, coming on really easily.
I accidentally exhaled at Brad once and he needed a moment alone.
I accidentally exhaled at Brad once and he needed a moment alone.
If it was just a moment, he was doing it wrong 😉
So, we’ve talked about weather, and Leon’s health.
Recipes?
xbad, I saw your sneaky “Go Army” link earlier.
Todd was short.
You mean closer to the ground Oso? Oh hells yeah!
I mean because well I’m vertically challenged too. *coughs*
I’m finally caught up all my shows other than Burn Notice.
Short women are hot.
“Go Army”
*gives Brad chocolate brownie*
Short women are hot.
That’s just because they are closer to the center of the Earth, which, according to sooper-jenius and Global Protector AlGore, is over 3million degrees.
Short women are hot.
YAY!!! IT’S CHRISTMAS!!! 😀
Hey, what’s happenin in the clean world?
I’m 5’5″, so being shorter than that automatically bumps a woman up 1 step on the scale. 6->7, 7->8 and so on.
??? Cyn’s not short.
I mean, she’s not an amazon, but she can’t get work in midget pron, either.
Spinners.
Hey, what’s happenin in the clean world?
*looks around*
*sweeps dirt under rug*
Not much….
I have a hand-broom and dust pan combo set that I use several times a day. Damn cats.
I was almost going to type that Scott.
Cyn, he was holding Trigg so very sexy. The Secret Service guys were hot.
I’ve got a rat or mouse in the garage.
I set out some glue traps.
I reeally hope the neighbor’s kitty doesn’t get stuck on ’em.
Did you use peanut butter on the traps, Brad?
Live traps, small aperture to discourage pets. You can always kill them later.
I put a little sweet potato on them. Since, that’s how we realized there was a rat. It ate one we were storing outside.
Cyn?
Sarah?
!!!
http://tinyurl.com/843l8oc
Cyn has brothers.
She is also slightly warped.
* smooch *
Not curvy enough, Brad.
Ok, time to get to bed. Y’all have a goodnight!
Yeah, they are a bit skinny. The girl doin’ the grabbing really does need a sammich.
http://tinyurl.com/7slvm3x
G’night, Aggie.
G’night, Aggie!
Evenin’ gheys.
Andy, how’s the puppeh?
Hey xbrad, I think my travel schedule for New Years is 12/29-1/1.
My daughter is comic with me, and the scheduled party is 12/30. We should get together on 12/31. Maybe brunch?
Sounds good. I don’t want to go out that night. Maybe I can host you at my club?
Puppeh’s great.
Comic? Stupid autocorrect.
Yes, the club would be good. Brunch at Rick’s would be good too.
Where’s Rick’s?
(note to you other Moron’s- How sad is it Andy knows his way around my hometown better than I do?)
And i look forward to meeting your lovely daughter.
There’s two Rick’s, by the way. Which one.
And if you say “the one on North Palm Canyon” I’ll cut you.
GPS the Movie just came on. And they say Hollywood is out of ideas…
OK, kids. I’mma go for the night.
I’ll see you tomorrow!
G’night, xbad!
I’m not sure this cinematic masterpiece really needs to be watched right this minute. I just can’t give it the attention it deserves.
G’night.
Yes, it’s the one, or two, on NPC.
http://www.ricksrestaurant.biz/
G’night, Leon.
Who wants to write on the Occupiers Wall and screw the fun up for them?
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/occupy ?
screw up the fun
screw the fun up
definitely screw up the fun………I think
Peej, I’m too sleepy to wrassle you right now. Can we just hug instead?
Yes! Why? Because I’m flippin’ freezing!
There was frost on my windshield this morning.
hugging will make me warm
*Snugs up to Peej.*
Ahhhhhhhhhhh …. snorrrreeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz.
wow, just like PJD
*sleeps soundly
*slams car door*
Oops. Sorry.
This post smells of dick warmers and Palin funk.
Coincidence? (read in Jack Palance voice)
Is Palin Funk as fun as Clinton funk?
George Clinton, you pervs. Get your mind out of the gutter.
wakey wakey.
I washed the dick warmers. They should smell like my dryer sheet.
*stretches*
Whew, thanks Carin. Almost overslept.
I like Gretchen Carlson’s outfit today. I think her cutest look is that little pink silk sheath she wears once in a while. It’s a lovely just-off-candy-pink color that looks great on her.
*coffee*
My avatar is still aping yours. And I do mean ‘ape.’
I’ll change her out some time today maybe.
*COFFEE*
It is downright uncomfortable outside in flip flops and a tee shirt this morning. I might have to put on *shudder* socks and long pants*
might have to put on *shudder* socks and long pants*
dickwarmer, v-man.
Ok I’m up. Where’s the coffee?
*slides coffee pot to snowshoe, hands her a curly straw*
heheh Car in
I see Obama is already planning on possibly sending Michelle and the kids ahead of him to Hawaii. It’s only our money.
Pay up bitches.
Good morning cool kids
Signs Santa Claus is Actually a Woman
Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.
Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.
Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.
Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like that!
“Mrs. Claus” wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a ’68 El Camino.
A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.
Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.
Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.
Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.
No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer.
Santa never, ever observed peeing off of rooftops.
The North Pole Blockbuster’s been out of “The Horse Whisperer” and “The Notebook” for weeks.
With the way they build chimneys these days you’d *have* to be Calista friggin’ Flockhart just to get in!
Santa never, ever observed peeing off of rooftops.
Ha! That made me belly laugh!
Good morning 🙂
Wow socks did not work, maybe shoes?
31 degrees this morning, but it’ll get up to 50 or so. Same for the rest of the week. Weather like this is frustrating, cause by Friday I’ll have left three dickwarmers in my locker instead of bringin em home like I’m supposed to.
I might have to put on *shudder* socks and long pants*
You’d be surprised what just a knit cap will do if it’s not windy out.
Sidwell Friends, the school Obama’s daughters attend, celebrated yesterday with a Japanese menu. No shit. (well, except Szechuan is Chinese.)
http://tinyurl.com/7t26xem
Dave, maybe when you take it off, say around lunch time, you could put it in your empty lunch box so it comes home every night. It’s never fun to wash weekend-locker-dickwarmers on Monday night.
I heard Roamy. They said it was “coincidence”.
Like no one there can look at a calendar??
On second thought, they probably have never heard of or taught about the bombing of Pearl Harbor. They probably think that’s where cultured pearls come from.
I saw that yesterday Roamy. Damn infuriating. The one article I read said it was due to the school’s contractors. *spits*
>> It’s never fun to wash weekend-locker-dickwarmers on Monday night.
Oh don’t I know it, I get an earful over that.
I bet they serve German food on Yom HaShoah.
Well, we’re talking about cafeteria staff at a DC private school. Having eaten many a lunch in the DC area, I’d say English was a first language for maybe 10% of restaurant staff. It’s entirely possible that the people planning meals really didn’t know.
Off to work.
I need to go pick up this guy in a hour
http://www.petharbor.com/pet.asp?uaid=MNTC.A047408
We seem to have a New Poat.