THORACIC TEAT FRIDAY

TAGNASH GIVES YOU HIS REGARDS, FILTH. SUCH AS THEY ARE.  TAGNASH HAS DECIDED TO ALLOW YOUR PITIFUL SPECIES ONE LAST MOMENT OF JOY BEFORE HE BEGINS THE UTTER OBLITERATION OF YOUR KIND FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH, SO PAY ATTENTION.

WHAT’S THIS?  TAGNASH’S COMMUNICATOR HAS BECOME ACTIVE.

ONE MOMENT, SCUM.

YES…OH, HELLO MOTHER.

YES…

AH.

Tagnash will attempt to speak to you in a more serene and calming voice.  Scum.

As Tagnash has learned while researching your pathetic species, it appears that the male of your kind enjoys viewing the mammary glands of the female, especially if they are over-sized in proportion to  the rest of the female’s physical form and that said female’s physiognomy is considered attractive by pitiable human standards.  This seems extremely odd to Tagnash, as, first of all, the female of the puny human species laughably has, at most, only two mammary glands. Whereas on Planet Tagnash they say “…teats are like the eggs of Tagnashian Ground-owls; seven are too few, and nine will get you summarily drowned at birth for being a descendant of Nagtash Nine-Tit.”

In addition, it seems as though male humans are more attracted to females of less mass and those with little or no fur, other than that which is located in the top of the frail female’s form. These are precisely the females who are reviled on Tagnash, for they spread mange.

But vermin have no taste or common sense.

It is a simple matter for an advanced being such as Tagnash to simulate the nauseating standards that you feculent wretches have created for yourselves.

This is one of Tagnash’s favorite songs.  ENJOY IT, SCUM!!!

And now, for the so-called attractive women. Tagnash was able to find a few of your species that interested Tagnash slightly more than the most of your useless kind.

ENJOY, INSECTS, FOR SOON YOU SHALL ALL BE CRUSHED BENEATH THE MERCILESS HEEL OF TAGNASH!!!

Tagnash anticipates the day when he will finally be rid of your kind forever.

It is time for you lice to finally learn something. Just because Tagnash is about to cause your atoms to explode away from each other at the speed of light is no excuse for coddling ignorance.

Today is very sacred holiday on Tagnash.  On this day, a messiah was delivered unto the citizens of Tagnash.  Each year this day is celebrated with dignity and respect.

Odor-absorbing litter was used for the first time in the King Flognar’s royal litterbox.  And there was much rejoicing.

Yuri Gragnashian became the first Tagnashian in space.

The Tagnashian Slayers won a record fifth Yarnball Global Series by beating the Migorthian Cremnets by a score of Ϟ to Q.

Glerg Hmunlar debuts with the Tagnashian Slayers,  breaking the species barrier and becoming the first non-Tagnashian to play Yarnball.

The first Tagnashian attempt to destroy puny humans failed miserably when someone forgot to bring the Vaporizer.  *sigh*

Musical “Puny Humans” premieres on Tagnash.  Tagnash is not amused.

Prince Quaploch the Gentle attempted to forge a bond of peace with puny humans.  He selected the one human he felt was the most intelligent and attempted to communicate with it.  It soon became obvious that his efforts were doomed to failure and Quaploch was summarily executed for his foolishness.

Nagdep the Simple orders latest weapon to use in destruction of puny humans, the Dehydrator!  *sigh*  Nagdep summarily executed for her failure.  NISHKABOOGA!

Birthdays:

TAGNASH BORN TODAY!! NO ONE ELSE MATTERS!

Does human filth need more images?

MORE IMAGES!!

CONTEMPTIBLE HUMAN SCUM WILL ENJOY THE  WEEKEND, FOR IT WILL VERY LIKELY BE YOUR LAST.

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