Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. It cracks me up that a search on “redhead hunks” brings me right back here. It’s all Carin’s fault.
Before we get to that, though, let’s have our mood music.
First, the promised redhead, and he’s off and running. Catch him, Carin!
Mmmm, leather.
Not a good look at his face, but the wimmen here seem to like ’em with at least some body hair.
Handsome blue eyes.
This one cracks me up. Which of these is not like the others?
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Someone forgot his razor …
Oh, that redhead could do wonders to improve my running time.
Yes, but is he chasing you or are you chasing him? 🙂
Oh wow, my work email is full of DOOM! this morning. See y’all later.
Man, that last photo is quite the group of fudge packers.
So many new poats, so little time.
Mornin!
Teh Weekly Eyebleach: http://tinyurl.com/3jxsjxt
So is there a final on the Wisky race or are we still waiting on precinct 51 to report?
Man, that last photo is quite the group of fudge packers.
I think it’s touching that they show support for the guy in the front despite his unknown species.
Ole Greg is having a great day at Ace’s. So happy his dems are going to wrap this up with some fake ballots from the last remaining precinct in Madison, Venezuela.
I sure hope Kloppenburg makes a decision that impacts his life, and not for the better. She’s certainly capable of it, judging by opinions of others that I trust.
WI Election Update: it’s really, really close:
http://elections.todaystmj4.com/G8801.htm
I smell a recount followed several months later by a Prosser loss. *sigh*
HHD = http://is.gd/5dC65S
Good Job, Roamy!
Prosser is up by 500 votes, but there’s one district left in Madison, which as a whole broke 75-25 to Kloppenberg. Also, there is 14 districts in Milwaukee that were out, also, although JimNolte commented on Twitter that they had already counted the absentees in Milwaukee.
So they are probably just waiting for the Blues Brothers to deliver the last box of Daley votes from Cook County.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1373941/Caren-Paterson-brain-damaged-waiting-2-hours-ambulance-100-yards-away.html?ITO=1490
Jay: what pisses me off is that the GOP base will still fight for the politicians, yet the politicians will stab us in the back, despite all we do for them
That’s because the GOP base plays by the rules. Our dem counterparts are not encumbered by such a restriction.
That’s ok, I wouldn’t want to cheat to win. At least that’s what I keep telling myself.
Season’s greetings!
I come in peace!
Jay: looks like Weigel is trying to spin last night as a harbinger of doom for the GOP. Shockingly, my attempt to set him straight was met with a “you are not allowed to post comments” message.
I guess he didn’t like me bringing up his membership in Journolist.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1373941/Caren-Paterson-brain-damaged-waiting-2-hours-ambulance-100-yards-away.html?ITO=1490
Why anyone there expects good service….
Honestly. I doubt even HERE, where ambulances are usually rather speedy, if I would wait for one.
When my dad’s been really bad, I take him myself, even though I can barely get him in the car by myself and the last time I thought he was going to die in the car.
I’m not saying that the (ambulance) company wasn’t at fault and their rules don’t suck. But there comes a time when I prefer not to just become a victim. Fuck it and then deal with their incompetence later.
In chicken news, apparently they do get Spring Fever. They’ve been going nutty the last week or so. Excited. Running around. Making a ton of noise. NOt mean or anything, just excitable.
Apparently it the weather change that does it. Longer light – prolly – because it hasn’t warmed. The only difference is the snow is finally all gone.
Chickens are so funny. When I let them free range, when I got outside they come running to me like little children. It cracks me up every time.
Heh, Weigel is such a weasel. I remember him coming over to the comments section at Ace’s one time to try and defend his positions. It did not end well for him. He was run out of there, but I’m sure he’ll spin it a different way.
I’d take that block as a badge of honor, eddie. Seems you are pissing off the right people.
You know Jay, you’re right. Dems will do anything to win. Lie, demagogue, lie. Did I mention lie?
This is the picture running with an article about Ryan’s attempt to reform Medicare/Medicaid.
http://tinyurl.com/42263b6
Assholes.
In chicken news, apparently they do get Spring Fever. They’ve been going nutty the last week or so. Excited. Running around. Making a ton of noise. NOt mean or anything, just excitable.
Apparently it the weather change that does it. Longer light – prolly – because it hasn’t warmed. The only difference is the snow is finally all gone.
Chickens are so funny. When I let them free range, when I got outside they come running to me like little children. It cracks me up every time.
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What a coincidence! I’m making tacos out of them tonight.
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2011/04/06/thermageddon-mongers-comdemn-entire-african-continent-to-stone-age-existence-from-opulent-swiss-hotel/
Jay: I have also had J. Martin from Politico block me on twitter, as well as Ben Smith
Aww, poor put upon Politico. You’re better off without them, since you need factual information to make an informed decision, and Politico is not capable of providing you with that.
Jonathan Martin completely made up stories about Palin, and Ben Smith can’t quote a conservative in his writing, since he never talks to them.
I don’t even read their website anymore. Weekly World News has more facts, and it’s more entertaining.
MJ, they do the same thing with every attempt to reform anything. Pick the extreme position, and set that as the Republican one. The media parrots everything they say, so a lie becomes truth. Dinesh D’Souza outlines this strategy as Obama’s main weapon, but I think it applies to the entire democrat community, not just him.
If conservatives truly ran the country, these things wouldn’t be an issue, because government wouldn’t be handling it, a private company would, and would be turning a profit doing it.
Eddie got so deeply under Weigel’s skin that he responded to me when all I did was RT Eddie’s tweet to him.
Hahahahaha
Good job, von Bruin!
Damn, I’m missing all the Twitter fun today. Guess I better open Tweet Deck!
andy: I have my gifts
http://twitter.com/eddiebear/status/55644744952446977
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/264002/right-offend-mark-steyn
Hahahaha. Sweet!
Yea, I quoted the Master Steyn over at my blog.
He’s so hawt.
Carin, did you watch that video I linked yesterday? I know 9 min and 36 secs is long for most here but it’s the genesis of a new conservative hero.
>> I know
9 min and36 secs is long for most hereFixt
Thank you, Andy.
If conservatives truly ran the country, these things wouldn’t be an issue, because government wouldn’t be handling it, a private company would, and would be turning a profit doing it.
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Capitalist Pig-dog.
http://blog.eyeblast.tv/2011/04/union-members-attempt-to-intimidate-students-counter-protesting/
9 mins of video would blow through my bandwidth. no can do unless I wake up at 2 in the morning.
Let’s try this again – (WordPress ate my other comment)
Regardless of how the election turns out, the fact that this wasn’t the blowout for Kloppenberg that all of the Democrats were desperately trying to convince people it would be can only be a good sign going forward.
The Pubbies still need to learn a thing or two about strategy – if Walker had waited just a few more weeks before wrestling with the whole collective bargaining deal, this election would probably have been just another yawner and Prosser would have coasted to re-election in a cakewalk.
However, the fact remains that while all of the attention was focused on Wisconsin, several other states were able to go ahead and pass laws that either eliminate or severely limit the power of PEUs – something that will be good for those states in the long run. The fact remains that this one race is a minor skirmish in a much larger war, and the tide is turning our way.
This race is a victory for our side, regardless of the outcome.
The Pubbies still need to learn a thing or two about strategy – if Walker had waited just a few more weeks before wrestling with the whole collective bargaining deal, this election would probably have been just another yawner and Prosser would have coasted to re-election in a cakewalk.
Nah. That’s 20/20 hindsight.
The perfect is the enemy of the good.
Total with 3627/3630 Precincts reporting 11:44 a.m.
D. Prosser (i) 739,350 50%
J. Kloppenburg 739,574 50%
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/elections/2011/by_county/WI_Supreme_Court_0405.html?SITE=AP&SECTION=POLITICS
Anyone who says that their vote doesn’t matter/won’t decide a race needs to pay more attention.
If anything, the past 10 years have made it VERY easy to impress that fact upon my children…..
Where’d Mare go? I need someone to slap the cake out of my hand.
Nah. That’s 20/20 hindsight.
The perfect is the enemy of the good.
Very true – I just hope that the Pubbies are paying attention to things like this in going forward. Obviously, there was no way for anyone to have known this was going to happen, and the good thing about the way that it happened is that people saw plain as day what a selfish, destructive monster these PEUs have become.
If Prosser ends up losing, I’m going to be sad – mostly because he sounds like a fair judge who is liked by most Wisconsinites. But it’s good to know that the unions aren’t as powerful as they would like to believe that they are, and it’s good to know that the public is taking a stand against them.
The only precincts currently missing are 1 in Jefferson County and 2 in Milwaukee County.
The recount should be a fun affair…..
/sarc
The two precincts in Milwaukee county look to be from West Allis. If that’s the case, the total vote will be decided by 50 or so.
The precinct in Jeff County leans R, but has few votes.
*gets up, walks to kitchen to check as see if there is any cake left over
DAMMIT WHERE IS MARE.
And, if I every had a piece of advice you should listen to … here it is …
NEVER read Umerto Eco’s Foucault’s Pendulum.
Just don’t.
Unless the last 200 pages are amazing.
Good morning, Jackholes.
the weather folks can suck my dick.
Yesterday, it was suppoed to get to 45. Barely reached 49.
Today it’s supposed to get to 51. It’s 37.
I’ve watched this stuff pretty closely the last few years. The temperature NEVER HARDLY EVER gets as warm as they say it will. This works in the winter too.
High of 17? Reality is about 14.
I think they’re trying to “prove” global warming with their predictions. In the summer, they’ll say it’s gonna read 95! OMG, that’s so hot.
reality? 87.
What all Living Wills should look like:
NEVER read Umerto Eco’s Foucault’s Pendulum.
Too late.
And they are not.
Too late.
And they are not.
UGH. dangit.
It’s coming your way, Car in. Monday was like that here, this morning, 50’s.
Hang in there, it’s almost over!
It’s trying to rain here.
What the weather is this blog?
Total with 3629/3630 Precincts reporting 12:47 p.m. ET
D. Prosser (i) 739,350 50%
J. Kloppenburg 739,574 50%
Only precinct left is in Jefferson County. This is about to get really interesting…..
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/elections/2011/by_county/WI_Supreme_Court_0405.html?SITE=AP&SECTION=POLITICS
And it’s gonna come down to a tiny little town in Jefferson County, Wisconsin:
http://www.lakemillsleaderonline.com/main.asp?SectionID=2&SubSectionID=22&ArticleID=4937
700-750 votes; county went 58% to Prosser.
I played golf yesterday.
Suck it, you employed people!!1!1!!!!
http://legalinsurrection.blogspot.com/2011/04/whoever-wins-wi-supreme-court-election.html
http://radioviceonline.com/some-on-the-left-are-finally-getting-it/
Heh, that’s a .001% difference in the WI race.
From the comments section at the article linked above:
^^^THIS.
I hope the Wisconsin legislature had the foresight to tackle voter ID issues while the Senate was AWOL; if they didn’t, they’d better get on it ASAP, before the recall elections occur…..
This was one of the main criticisms of Michael Steele. Money was thrown all over the place, but GOTV efforts were put on a back burner. There was a lot of discussion of it on AOS in 2008, as well as 2010.
Heh. Just remember, Barry – you WANTED the job…..
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/04/06/obama-will-have-to-personally-sign-execution-warrant-for-911-plotters-if-they-are-sentenced-to-death/
In contrast, the largest Prosser county, Waukesha, only had 47% of the voters that voted in 2008. Had they matched the turnout in Dane county and the percentages held, Prosser would have won by nearly 30,000 votes.
How the fuck could NOT vote in this election after what has been happening in WI over the last 3 months?????
What more fucking motivation does someone need to get off of their lazy ass and go vote?
Seriously, fuck those stupid assholes. They deserve the ass-raping they are about to receive
Yeah, as TiFW posted earlier, this election should put to rest any lingering argument of “my vote just doesn’t count”.
How many people will sit out the next election because we don’t have the perfect candidate? I hope a lot on the left, but we certainly should learn our lesson on this side of the aisle.
I hope a lot on the left, but we certainly should learn our lesson on this side of the aisle.
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Oh, come on. We learn this lesson every year. Last night just happened to be the night Dancing with the Stars was on. Priorities, dude.
It would be interesting to know how many students at the Univ. of Wis. voted in this election who weren’t actually eligible to vote in Dane county. Some folks were reporting same-day registration from kids who were showing up with one utility bill that “all of them” shared (it was in one person’s name), and ALL OF THEM were allowed to sign up on the spot and vote!
Honestly, what kind of message does that send to these glorified infants? “You don’t have to plan ahead; we’ll make allowances for your laziness, AND we’ll let you cheat the system” is what I get from it.
Honestly, what kind of message does that send to these glorified infants? “You don’t have to plan ahead; we’ll make allowances for your laziness, AND we’ll let you cheat the system” is what I get from it.
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I was just thinking of that. College kids cheat at everything. Tests, their girlfriends/boyfriends, beer pong, how many beers they took from the 12 pack, etc. That should benefit Prosser during the recount.
The goal is not people who “just forgot”. It’s people who are not eligible to vote, illegal aliens, felons, dead people, “twins”, etc. All groups who are mysteriously D heavy voters.
Honestly, what kind of message does that send to these glorified infants? “You don’t have to plan ahead; we’ll make allowances for your laziness, AND we’ll let you cheat the system” is what I get from it.
Basically, it’s just the last part that the Dems really care about. I has nothing to do with laziness or failure to plan ahead.
In fact, I would be surprised if that particular tactic wasn’t specifically planned…
Cheating in elections is to Democrats as breathing is to you and I. It’s not something that requires effort or forethought. It’s more of an autonomic function.
Also, not cheating in elections is now viewed as republican weakness, by dems. Not that it is wrong, it’s just “the way it is”. Once more, they just move the goalposts to justify their actions, while making the other side look bad.
Cheating in elections is to Democrats as breathing is to you and I. It’s not something that requires effort or forethought. It’s more of an autonomic function.
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They probably have six sigma black belts working for them.
>> They probably have six sigma black belts working for them.
Nice callback
They probably have six sigma black belts working for them.
No, they actually seem to succeed quite often in their efforts. That would tend to undermine the suggestion that they are six sigma.
It’s getting really close to 51 here. It’s 38.
My lake is still frozen over.
Hey did you hear who they’ve picked for the new DNC chair? Wasserman Schultz.
I laughed so hard my sides hurt.
Cloudy, almost rainy, and around 70 here. I don’t know if I can survive this storm.
No, they actually seem to succeed quite often in their efforts. That would tend to undermine the suggestion that they are six sigma.
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Yes, they have closed the variation from the 2000 election, but they still have Cp and Cpk issues. We should look into it further. I’ll have an answer for you when this is no longer a relevant topic. Oh, and an invoice too.
Oh, dear holy God.
This is beyond parody:
http://www.redstate.com/melissaclouthier/2011/04/06/insipid-dear-woman/
Yeppers, those are my kind of men right there…..
Hey did you hear who they’ve picked for the new DNC chair? Wasserman Schultz.
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They actually picked her for her ‘telepresence.’ Dems like fugly chicks, apparently.
Her eye-rolling during interviews with the opposition is really effective.
Okay – the article is good; I meant the video that inspired the column.
Geez Louise – the only gals those guys are going to attract are the ones that the manly men wouldn’t take if you paid them to…..
Holding steady at 38degrees.
so what that the weather folks were off by ELEVEN DEGREES for the forecast for TODAY?
<I’ll have an answer for you when this is no longer a relevant topic.
Which we will probably ignore anyway, because we just don’t like the results for some reason we can’t quite explain.
I just won tickets on the radio to The Avett Brothers concert in Houston, and I am in a drawing to meet the band! I am so excited!
I didn’t know you were into rap, sohos.
I don’t understand why our side does not employ the other’s tactics or at least come out and say what lying cheating f*cks they are….LOUDLY.
What we are doing is not working.
YO!
Total with 3629/3630 Precincts reporting 2:42 p.m. ET
D. Prosser (i) 739,508 50%
J. Kloppenburg 739,714 50%
Heya Hostamages.
Sorry… nuther HI and drive-by.
Got a friend request from a former chaplain-buddy I’ve not seen in 11 years.
Dang that felt good to chat with him.
Y’all take ‘er ez. Later.
*waves like a moron*
Oh, dear holy God.
This is beyond parody:
http://www.redstate.com/melissaclouthier/2011/04/06/insipid-dear-woman/
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Oh….. wow! I too would like to offer my apologies from the nut bearing to the non-nut bearing for our behavior.
Yall are not excited enough for me winning tickets to go see one of my favorite bands! *pouts in corner*
Total with ALL Precincts reporting 3:12 p.m. ET
D. Prosser (i) 739,886 50%
J. Kloppenburg 740,090 50%
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/elections/2011/by_county/WI_Supreme_Court_0405.html?SITE=AP&SECTION=POLITICS
Kloppenburg up by 204 votes; recounts must be requested by April 20th.
http://www.wfrv.com/news/wisconsin/119320019.html
Sorry, Sohomojito.
I’d never heard of the band.
I’m very happy for you.
Honest.
No, really.
Pinkie swear!
Which we will probably ignore anyway, because we just don’t like the results for some reason we can’t quite explain.
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Exactly the way it should be done.
1. Math
2. ?
3. Fake profit!
Thankfully, I’ve never been forced to sit through a Six Sigma orientation.
Sadly, I DID have to go through several TQM classes over the years.
Weather report from west TX especially for Car in:
Temp: 95F
Wind: 25-40 SSW
Humidity: 18%
Precip: Only a trace…….for all of 2011!!!
Chance of a runaway wildfire: Extreme
**sets fire to PG**
**watches him “runaway”**
I don’t enjoy moral victories.
MJ’s dog is so cute:
I don’t enjoy moral
victories.behavior.MJ’s dog is so cute:
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That looks like her. She luvres bath time! And yes, moral victories suck, but I have a feeling the recount will come out in our favor.
I have a feeling the recount will come out in our favor.
There’s a first time for everything. I do not share your optimism, though. WI is a blue state, no matter what the last election did.
I hear you Jay, but the rumors from Madison are that droves of students voted multiple times at multiple locations. Hopefully they’ll be ferreted out.
Thank you xbrad *sets poat on fire and walks away*
I’m sorry, Sohos, I’d never heard of that band either. But I’m about 92 years old so, don’t be mad at me.
I never know the bands you guys talk about and I’m somewhat young. Texas is like a whole different state or something.
Here is the band
http://tinyurl.com/2bz7u2j
“Texas is like a whole different state or something.”
HAHAHAHA
Any thing that people 30 and under do is like a different world to me.
Jug bands aren’t exactly mainstream MJ, don’t feel bad.
I think I picked one that never shows them UGH!
Here you can see them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqZZlL0l5Uk&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLV11mRrXMRgY
Any thing that people 30 and under do is like a different world to me.
Speaking of sex….
…the rumors from Madison are that droves of students voted multiple times at multiple locations. Hopefully they’ll be ferreted out.
So what happens to their votes? Are they on provisional ballots, or did they just get a regular ballot that was included in with the mix?
And IF this can be proven, what are the penalties for doing this? Will anyone prosecute them for it? The only way we are going to curtail voter fraud is to ENFORCE the laws that are on the books.
In one of the countries where these kids seem to want to live (since they sure as heck think America is a horrible place), they would be lucky if the only thing they lost was their right hand…..
First comment from my iPad.
*Hides from Car in*
Any links to articles about those rumors, MJ? I haven’t been to my usual haunts today….
Speaking of sex….
RIGHT!
Any links to articles about those rumors, MJ? I haven’t been to my usual haunts today….
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No, I just have friends that live in the area. Apparently hippie stink was easily found at the voting locations.
*Hides from Car in*
*tosses baby to Andy*
The only way we are going to curtail voter fraud is to ENFORCE the laws that are on the books.
But this is Madison we are talking about, and you just don’t do things that way in Venezuela. The rules are different.
Speaking of sex….
Says the new father. Somehow I don’t think immaculate conception was involved.
Says the new father. Somehow I
don’tthinkimmaculate conceptionthe mailman was involved.Fixt
Says the new father.
Who’s wife still hasn’t gotten “the operation” since we lost our insurance. We’re looking at cheaper, cash-doable alternatives.
Like hookers.
the mailman was involved.
That woulda been sweet. The chick who delivers our mail is eminently doable.
Buttsecks, Herr…
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Isn’t “The operation” for you cheaper and easier?
They’ve got a new birth control pill for men now. I think that’s fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
well isnt a vasectomy pretty inexpensive and less invasive?
MOM!!!
Sohos is trying to cut off Herr’s nutz!
Isn’t “The operation” for you cheaper and easier?
Easier on Herr? No.
I hear if he binds them at the base with a rubberband, they will fall right off. No fuss, no muss.
And all along we thought beasn was a cake decorator. Turns out that she is a scriptwriter for the Lifetime Channel.
Condoms?
I’m old school…..
Have you looked into the Mirena IUD Herr? (For the Frau, obviously) It’s relatively inexpensive, and it lasts for around 5 years. And for most women, “Aunt Flo” quits visiting. It’s great!
Heh; man-snipping. I remember the hubby lazing around watching TV with a bag of frozen peas in his crotch. We still keep a bag of them in the freezer for other ouchie-type emergencies.
Easier on Herr? No.
And with that, the man’s position is firmly established.
Have you looked into the Mirena IUD Herr?
Most IUDs are post-fertilization birth control. We’re not down with that.
Are they going to do a recount or what?
If not, why not?
And I call bs.
I hear if he binds them at the base with a rubberband, they will fall right off. No fuss, no muss.
We’re afraid that me running around the pasture screaming would scare the kids.
As my mother use to say, “Young people think they invented everything.”
Hi Mare!
*waves*
http://tinyurl.com/3zt8g6z
Oh goodie; semi-surprise visit by in-laws in 58 minutes. At least they’re bringing dinner. Off to clean.
This kid’s getting annoying, what with the squirming and stuff.
Anybody here ever taken a check from Carin?
*kicks off shoes and underwear*
Oh, pupster, that is great!
man, I coulda sure used a plane buddy™ today.
home. beat.
“and underwear*”
Hoo, boy another one of those nights.
Hey! Howdy all y’all!
Back from Portugal Dave?
Watch out – the Chief is hangin’ out in the South again….
no, from Virginia VMAX.. I leave for Portugal on Saturday
Condoms?
I’m old school…..
Sheesh, are you kidding? Condoms are for pussies.
*scratches head, thinks that over*
Oh wait, that’s actually true.
Frickin’ Dave is going to a really cool place in Portugal. I am green with envy. Hopefully they will work his ass off so he does not have a good time.
When you have blackened grouper, collard greens, hush puppies and sweet tea for dinner, you can bet you’re in the South!
count on it Michael.
This ain’t gonna be a fun trip
Did anybody shoot anybody else with slingshot today?
You’re right, Chief. Southern cuisine has a certain immutable logic.
It is basically saying, “Die young and be grateful.”
Sean – Does a lob wedge in the ear-hole count?
I mean, a culture that serves biscuits and sausage gravy for breakfast is obviously eager to get home to Jesus.
Does a lob wedge in the ear-hole count?
Did ya blade it?
Plus, the chicken-fried steaks with white gravy and fries are basically suicidal. But dang they are good.
>>Did ya blade it?
Hit it thinner than Michael’s hair piece.
Well, crap – now BOTH eyes are drooping….
I’m gonna hafta call it a night, kids.
Be good!
Michael,
We’re getting close to that tonight.
Chicken-Fried steak with red potato & white gravy.
Yumm!
Teresa…..it’s 7:30.
?????
Hit it thinner than Michael’s hair piece.
I do NOT have a hair piece.
I thank the Swedish side of my family for this. Grampa Sanderson had a full head of hair until the day he died, and it was still not gray.
Ima gonna go across the street and get some chicken fried steak.
Does a lob wedge in the ear-hole count?
I don’t know what that means.
What I would not give for blackened grouper Master Chief!
Well fresh, like I caught it today!
Why would you ruin grouper by blackening it?
Teresa…..it’s 7:30.
?????
Oh, right – forgot.
For many people, one of the first symptoms of Myasthenia Gravis is drooping eyelids. It’s been over a year since my initial diagnosis, but the past couple of weeks I’ve noticed it’s getting worse, even on medication (not unexpected, but I’d kinda hoped I’d be one of the lucky ones who didn’t experience progression).
I’ve been having trouble with my eyes “bouncing” by the end of the day, and today my eyelid muscles are telling me they’ve “had enough exercise for one day, TYVM” (they’re starting to obstruct my field of vision, because the muscles are too tired to hold them up).
So, I’m going to go lay down on the couch and watch TV and give them a chance to rest. They’ll be better in the morning –
I got a email from Yahoo thanking me for being with them for 16 years. Really? 16 years ago I was fed up with using stupid ISP email addresses? Time flies.
Grouper is great any way you cook it Hotspur. I could go all Forrest Gump on you, but why bother.
Here is a pic of a red grouper and me
Warning I had hair then
Man, I can’t remember how long it’s been since I used a non browser-based email.
First thing I order when I get to St. Pete Beach is a grouper sandwich.
Have you ever had walleye?
Blackfish is my favorite, you got them in Florida?
My first internet was prodigy than compuserve if I can remember that far back Sean. I know I did a few BBS’s but not regularly. I never used a acoustic modem though.
Do you know the difference between a thief and a Peeping Tom?
The thief is usually snatching watches.
Have you ever had walleye?
Shush. That’s the Great Lakes’ best kept secret.
Black Grouper Scott. Do not know about blackfissh.
Grouper is crazy $$$$ here Hotspur, last I saw real grouper was over $25 per #.
The season is closed. Wait it might be open on April 30.
No, Herr, the best kept secret is walleye cheeks.
…oops…
Shush. That’s the Great Lakes’ best kept secret.
Walleye is almost a religion in Ohio. But you’re right, it doesn’t get talked about. Kinda like Fight Club.
Oh forgot the Walleye. Yes I have, but I have not caught a Pike or Muskie. I do not do much freshwater fishing.
A friend took me fly fishing for trout in New Hampshire. Where he proceeded to brag about bait sized fish.
I am a saltwater snob.
However Big Fish on Nat Geo has informed me that other than North America there are large freshwater fish.
Not Marlin sized but big enough to be worth catching.
Erm, Max, I have pulled in an 18 lb. salmon from Lake Michigan that fought like a devil from Hell.
I got a video of the event around here somewhere. I just don’t have a VHS player to show it any more.
You get into a fucking good sized king salmon (some refer to as chinook) you’ll adjust your opinion.
No, Herr, the best kept secret is walleye cheeks.
You. Bastard.
VMax: I pride myself on my catfishing skills. I pull 35#-plus flatheads out every year. It’s a sickness, like golf, but without the beercart.
I have pulled in an 18 lb. salmon from Lake Michigan that fought like a devil from Hell.
9 lb lake trout that decided to get wound up in the line. About 300 feet of it on a spinning outfit. My arms still haven’t recovered from that.
Actually, the entire salmon fishing industry on the Great Lakes is unnatural. They were introduced by DNR bureaucrats who were, I think, trying to control the influx of lamprey that came through the St. Laurence Seaway.
One of the few examples of the conscious invasion of a non-native species that actually worked out OK.
Pshaw!
In my right hand is a 48″ Kingfish that took 190 yards of line off my 300 yard spool. heading south. Then it proceeded to take 180 yards off my 300 yard spool heading north.
18# salmon. I have caught 50# groupers. While not legal to keep I routinely hook 400# jewfish and tie them to a cleat so they will not eat my grouper!
As long as God keeps making cows, pigs, and chickens, I don’t really care what kinda fish y’all catch. Other than catfish.
Hahahaha
First time I ever went saltwater fishing I impressed the mate because I could rig my own lines on the downriggers. But before we “started fishing” we stopped the boat and the mate hands us the jig rigs and he said we had to put themover the side and jig them up and down.
I said “What the heck?” And he said “We have to catch bait.” I said “In Michigan we use spoons.” then he said “Pussies.”
Hahahaha
The lamprey, FYI, are a non-native parasite fish that was killing off all the native bass, perch, carp and so forth in the Great Lakes.
I had a couple of goldfish when I was a kid.
With that, I’m off to dinner with my meatspace best friend.
Max, you have never caught three trout on one cast.
I did, in Norway.
This is how I end macho fish tale competitions.
How long has XBrad been selling Viagra from Canada?
oops the spool only held 200 yards not 3. My bad.
Did you use sabiki rigs Hotspur?
In the winter in the shipping channel between St Pete Beach and Egmont Key. Trolling with a #3 plainer and a sardine (or any white bait) will get keeper gag groupers. Reliable tip, bud. Usually Jan and Feb. Late Dec.
evening all
xbrad, I think your gmail account is hacked.
Unless you really want me to have some discounted Viagra, in which case, thanks.
I ran a pig to death one time. A 250 pounder. Wasn’t my fault that fat motherfucker got out.
Michael, you don’t have it quite right.
The DNR introduced alewives who eat lamprey eggs, thinking this would reduce the problem, until alewife populations exploded and they began washing up in huge mounds on the beaches.
So their next idea was to import coho salmon, which flourished, and spawned the sport fishing industry in Michigan.
Xbrad, what are your prices for weed?
Xbrad,
The source of the spam with your name is:”web65315.mail.ac2.yahoo.com”.
Just sayin’…
Vmax, you and I need to hook up (heh) next time I’m down there.
Michael,
The last time I went grouper digging, my buddy caught 6 keepers. I caught 14 dinks. (under the limit) The last bait on the boat we cut in half. I got hammered!
After countless small ones I thought, “I am going to rip his eyeballs out”
Unfortunately, I think the fish said….”I am going to rip his arms off”.
I set the hook with vigor! He dragged my rod tip down, and down, and down. Then my 60# test broke. I was glad.
SENSABUD!
Now we’re talkin.
PS: the coho salmon feed on alewives and other smallfish.
Why did that comment get caught in the bucket?
And this one in the bucket too?????
Wordpress Sucks!
let me repeat, WordPress sucks!
When I was a kid I caught bluegills on a piece of string hanging from a tobacco stick.
Then I found $1.00. It was a lot of money back then.
Will Do Hotspur, shoot me a email before you get here woodja?
WordPress Sucks!
let me repeat, WordPress sucks!
That one got through. Ahoy!
OK. Boy and I are camping out in the living room tent we made. Later taters.
NSFW — http://i.imgur.com/RMEpu.jpg
Then I found $1.00.
Father Murphy was a
generoustwisted man.Hi Mesa!
That is not NSFW. It is however NSWC.
Long time no talk.
Really talking to Mesa is spam?
Fuck you WordPress!
Let me repeat my self.
Fuck you WordPress!
“I ran a pig to death once.”
Worst. Fish. Story. Ever.
Mesa,
OSHA is on the way with a warrant!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0247468f28/when-harry-met-sally-2-with-billy-crystal-helen-mirren
You are right, I forgot about the alewives.
Now we got the friction zebra mussels.
I found $5 in the ramp coming off the plane on Monday.
Hey Vmax, took that picture at Notre Dame last week.
Oth, met an actual U2 pilot last night.
Made some grilled octopus — http://i.imgur.com/aaqbv.jpg
Wait, are you saying Brad’s email was spam?
I placed an order.
Nice Grill!
Crap My CCW has expired, fortunately $65 and 2 pages will fix that.
Good for grilled Octopus and $65.
Can you fry that Mesa?
Wait! U2? Really? I prefer SR71 but U2 works.
Hi ChrisP!
Yeah, guy is my age and flies for Southwest now.
Dude was cool as hell — we got severely drunk together and drove around on a golf cart.
Woke up this morning when his hot russian wife (I know) handed me a cup of coffee in their guest room.
Herr, your kid should be camping out in the woods with other kids and learning to light farts.
Hi Vmax!
U2 & SR-71 were both products of the same genius, Vman!
My CCW will expire at the end of this year, but if I renew within 90 days before,
It’s $50 for 6 years.
They will NOT send you a reminder, as they want them to lapse.
Bastards!
I think I’ve fixt the spam problem.
sorry about that.
Micheal, be sure to complete the customer satisfaction survey.
xbrad keeps sending me kiddie porn.
Dude, NOT EVEN FUNNY.
kinda funny
You gotta admit, the Cambodian girls are cute.
no.
Cambodian girls?
b-rad, I’d take that hard drive out and throw it in the ocean.
Brad, you prolly want to get those 14 year old Cambodian hookers off your hard drive before the FBI arrives. Use one of those file shredder utilities. The delete button does not actually work.
Nah, I just slapped your name and address on it.
Where’s the drive thru?
X, you’re doing it wrong — http://i.imgur.com/GBnLI.gif
I used to ride my bike here when I was a kid, I take full credit.
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-04/fermilab-physicists-may-have-found-new-particle-or-new-force
road-weary.
night homos
Oh, Like I know who to wear a beret…
Xbad,
Who? Who? WTF, dude?
Y’ello. Looks like I’ll be working at least part of next week, because management is bound and determined to get a useless piece of shit on the last flight. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(I was actually looking forward to a vacation, even if unpaid)
If you fry bacon on the space shuttle — is it as good as land bacon?
Must know.
because management is bound and determined to get a useless piece of shit on the last flight
Wait, you mean Mesa is going to outer space?
finally
They’re sending Rosetta to space?
Maybe it’s Peej. They might think they can sterilize her at zero gravity.
Who wants their teeth kicked in?
They’re sending Rosetta to space?
Who else wants their teeth kicked in?
I mean hello xbrad.
How are you today?
Well this place sucks dick.
Where is everyone?
http://tinyurl.com/3nxe8xz
http://tinyurl.com/3m38hol
Well, I don’t have any teeth to kick in.
And my poor baby is in the shop.
http://tinyurl.com/2376l8b
NEW POAT UP!!!!!!!!
Just when you thought Justified couldn’t get any better.
Wow. Best. Episode. EVAH!
If you aren’t watching, you’re a moron, and not the good kind.
NEW POAT
And my poor baby is in the shop.
What’s wrong with baby Beemer?
Is there a new poat?
Oh……my………gawd
NEW POAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PJ, what’s the link to this new poat?
I saw on Craig’s List that there’s a new poat. Did anyone else see that?
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!
NEW POAT!
No. there’s no new poat.
I was just kidding
http://h2.craigslist.com/newpoat/
ZOMG!!! I got a Tweet on my FaceChimpEdBallJew that there’s a new poat!!!
Have any of you seen it?
I can’t wait to see it. I bet it’s fucking awesome!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com//newpoat/
Meh. I checked on snopes about the new poat and it said that it’s bullshit.
can’t any of you lazy bastards put up a new poat???
http://www.facebook.com/newpoatonh2thatPJMmadebutisjustkiddingabout/
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I hate you bastards
While we’re waiting for new poat, here’s a new song that no one else knows but it’s awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E
Hmm, is that dead horse beaten enough?
Nope, NEW POAT!
While we’re waiting for new poat, here’s a new song that no one else knows but it’s awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E
You almost made up for it
almost
wow, that was some serious spacing
Hey everyone, I think PJM put up a new poat.
Hey everyone, I think PJM put up a new poat.
geez, when’s the last time she’s done that?
Wha? I’ve been busy
Where did everyone go? It’s almost like there’s a new poat.
Hey Rosetta, that song is awesome. Too bad there isn’t a new poat to post in on.
You know this grainy video of Bigfoot:
http://tinyurl.com/37k8okl
I have seen this grainy video of the new poat:
http://tinyurl.com/4yg2b6q
It appears that everyone else is jumping on the bandwagon of “new poat” because Al Gore said there was a new poat.
I’m sorely disappointed in you all.
If there was a new poat, it would be obvious to all but the most retarded.
If there was a new poat, it would be obvious to all but the most retarded.
HAHAHAHAHA! You’re still funny.
I like that.
unless it’s directed at me
Yeah, what Rosetta said!
J’Ames, get the to the new poat
I’ve been there, it smells funny.
If the new post has VD and I get it, I’m going to be pissed.
Who am I? Wiserbud?
Amen, we aren’t leaving the old poat!
ATTICA! ATTICA!
If the new post has VD and I get it, I’m going to be pissed.
Stop crying and take some penicillin
This is an awesome poat.
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