Hello, my friends, and welcome to another edition of HHD. I’m working on being a bad mom, using my son’s computer to download pictures of nearly nekkid men. All for YOU.
Some mood music? You betcha.
Now for some beach babes.
Every time I do a search on “shirtless sexy”, Obama’s picture comes up. This is a shirtless sexy black man, IMHO, and he doesn’t need a teleprompter.
I was going to make fun of this guy’s pink swim trunks, but I got distracted.
Huh? Whut?
Close enough to a strawberry blonde for Carin, maybe?
And last but not least…
Thank you for your attention, y’all keep the sand out of your poons, and especially, y’all have a good day! (((squishy hugs)))
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3rd one from the bottom is my werewolf from True Blood. Hands off ladies
Oh and good morning! Good job Romy!
How come there are never any Asian or middle eastern dudes on HHD? This place is full of racialists…
If Carin is still here, honey, by unanimous consent we renamed your blog last night.
did anyone else catch the interview on Fog’s News this morning with the professor from Boston University who was trying to explain why there was no looting going on in Japan? It was comical how she danced around the obvious answers and the hosts were seemingly trying to set her up to answer it the way we all know it to be. Political correctness stuck its head in the room once again…
GMLand, there was a Filipino last week.
GMLand, there was a Filipino last week.
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You have no idea how long I sat here staring at your comment trying to figure out how it fit my question about the news this morning! 🙂
*refills coffee bucket*
GM: So why isn’t there looting in Japan? I don’t get it.
GM: So why isn’t there looting in Japan? I don’t get it.
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I sense I am being teased.
*turns up Yo MTV Raps and ignores the question*
“GM: So why isn’t there looting in Japan? I don’t get it.”
Cause all their shit breaks after a day of use.
What did you rename my blog?
*muffled cry from PJ’s goat pen*
help!
anyone else hear something?
Car in, what ab workouts are you doing? I need new ones…
anyone else hear something?
Just some restless goatse…
Coffee is good.
And yes, I deleted the ghey pics off my son’s computer this morning.
What did you rename my blog?
etc 😀
I am not renaming my blog to “Carin’s shit-hole dump”.
Fortunately, it isn’t a democracy or even a representative Republic.
My blog’s name actually has a history
spacemonkey named it years ago.
Ab – I do P-90 X twice a week, and for a third I do a mix.
Crunchs on a ball. Leg lefts on one of those stand things at the gym. Core work.
Before he joined Frank’s joint.
Before he joined Frank’s
jointshit hole dump.ftfy
HA! This will get the fires flowing:
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/5minute_arguments/rush_to_palin_critics_oba.php#014111
Hmmm. That gentleman seems to think Palin is electable.
This is a particularly tasty HHD…..Well done, Roamy!
HA!, MJ!
I kicked Sox for this?
Even if she isn’t, his point is right, let’s build up our real conservative leaders and kick sand in the face of those who denigrate them for what seems to be weak reasons.
Krauthammer worked for Mondale and Carter?
He’s out for me.
HA! This will get the fires flowing:
FUCK YEAH!!!!
Krauthammer isn’t always right. No one is. He does, very often, make some very powerful arguments for “my” side.
Who did Rosetta say he had a man crush on yesterday?
“I have man-love for Krauthammer.” That’s from Rosetta…..hahahahahahaahaha….douche!
The chasm between the pro and anti-Palin crowd on the right is a a very dangerous thing.
Let us not speak of it.
It only serves to divide.
He says a lot of dumb stuff. Most of them do. The talking heads and the Washington insiders, I wouldn’t trust any of them.
“It only serves to divide.”
hahahahahaha
When the primaries roll around let’s not speak of politics.
Meggy Mac does Vegas.
http://tinyurl.com/6apv4fh
I later saw a video by the infamous Web series The Young Turks where one of the hosts came to my defense and said, “Sometimes you just need to go to Vegas.”
We all do. We need to take back the Strip, the casinos, the night clubs, the all-you-can-eat buffets, the shopping, the restaurants, and especially the Stratosphere.
Gosh, it’s just a damn shame we all can’t all just blow work shit off and jet off to Vegas whenever we want.
Just STFU, you stupid cow.
Strange, I just walked into my closet and a black belt I had been wearing for a year is absolutely brown. Meaning, I have been wearing a brown belt thinking it was black…….uh oh.
The chasm between the pro and anti-Palin crowd on the right is a a very dangerous thing.
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Totally agreed. If we’re going to beat the shit out of someone, lets make it Obama or Biden. Both of these ‘bolsas de pene’ couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.
Obama would be wondering about the consequences of remaining in the bag vs. out of the bag, and would make a decision just in time for Christmas…2015.
Biden just wouldn’t realize he was in a paper bag.
With Palin … it’s just so loaded. If you don’t support her (for President), you are accused of a whole slew of things. Similar to being against Obama – you’re just racist.
You’re classict or sexist or whatever.
Or, you’re a Washington insider.
OK, I need to figure out what is for dinner tonight. Any ideas?
“….where it’s a mandate to check your moral code at the door.”
“I cancelled the speech and fled to Vegas for a girl’s weekend. I was at the blackjack table at the Bellagio when one of my girlfriends told me the Internet was going crazy”
“It wasn’t so much that I had cancelled a speaking engagement. It was that I was in Vegas instead.”
“Just STFU, you stupid cow.” YESSSSSSS Please SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!!!!!
From the MeggyMac&Cheeseythighs article:
Well, I’m certainly glad to know that people can count on your professionalism. Nothing like bailing on an obligation because you had a bad day…
Wiser, good job on the townhall with your toolbox of a governor.
Juniata College is just across the river and up the road. I’m surprised that they would book that know-nothing, carping twit.
If she chooses to run (and I have never said she’s my candidate) we won’t be able to hide from the storm that will bring. It’s just going to happen.
My point is don’t knock a conservative, from what I can see, a real one, knock Obama and Biden like MJ said.
You’re not my real mom.
Meaning, I have been wearing a brown belt thinking it was black…….uh oh.
First come the cats. Then the inability to dress correctly. Are you also wearing mismatched socks?
Mare? http://tinyurl.com/y3nbbrj
Mare/ http://tinyurl.com/y3nbbrj
Yes.
Nobody has a clue as to what I should prepare for dinner?
Joe?
http://tinyurl.com/4umpr6q
Pork chops are delicious.
What does it mean when you go to a site and it says, “internal service error?”
I want a WOOT! thing today and it’s not letting me open the page.
MCPO, chicken breast (SYWM) with wild rice. A can of cream of mushroom, 40 minutes in the oven. Serve some green beans on the side. You’re done!
Someone told me that a pork loin over peeled, sliced Granny Smith apples with a jar of plum sauce over the top, 325 for a few hours is delicious.
Wiser, good job on the townhall with your toolbox of a governor.
Thanks, dude.
“Man I ain’t a Doctor but I’m sure
if you’d adopt a new religion
It would fix up your complaint. . .”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zta3SDr9d0
“What does it mean when you go to a site and it says, “internal service error?””
sometimes that happens when a site is getting slammed with hits and the server is insufficient
Yea, I got my Woot! on!
Chief – carne asada burrito with refried beans and rice, chips with chili con queso and a tall glass of sweet tea.
/looter’s blog
Great job on HHD, Roamy (even if they are all young enough to be my sons…..) 😉
*goes and takes a shower, ‘cuz she feels like a dirty old lady*
Thanks, count…….it slowed up a bit and I got my WOOT!
MCPO
Shrimp stuffed with japs and cheese wrapped in bacon and set on fire for a couple minutes, then melt a little butter with a lot of garlic to pour over the top of them and some wild rice is always a good go to.
Hahahahaha
Last night I got this craving. So dinner consisted of natural casing Vienna hot dog,s Wonder Bread buns, Hormel beanless chile and mustard.
I ate four of those mother bastards.
First time I’ve done that in about ten years. It’ll probably be another ten before I do it again.
how’s the weather?
Count – Sounds good but I would have to do ’em on the broiler rather than the grill. What kind of cheese?
do any of you yankee hostages live near Windsor, CT? I just sold some house plans to a builder there and was just curious…
I use white cheddar
GM, Scott and Laura live there.
GM, Scott and Laura live there.
Not exactly.
It’s CT – It’s like the size of the county I live in!
And by the way, I don’t know if it’s an unintentional effort or if it’s being done by design, but I can think of no faster way to kill a blog than to post recipes.
no biggie, funny though – the builders last name is Shakir.
I love Rush:
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/03/15/rush-i-wish-rubio-would-run-for-president/
Yes, guilty as charged, Wiser………so true.
wiser loves food and weather blogs
Also, diet and exercise blogs.
*erases recipe she was going to post, in fear of being hit by the BanHammer*
*ducks to avoid Wiser*
😉
wiser loves food and weather blogs
Also, diet and exercise blogs.
😉
*ducks to avoid Wiser*
I see you down there……
I am in Windsor Ct about times a week, that’s where our warehouse space is.
I keep trying to get hits with political stuff but everyone seems to be on valium or something. And everyone is nonconfrontational.
It’s our new tone of civility.
You assholes.
You assholes.
heh heh heh.
yeah, that must be it.
“It’s our new tone of civility.”
Evidently. Lord, it’s boring.
And everyone is nonconfrontational.
Naw – we’re just saving our Outrage! for next Christy O’Donnell flamewar.
“for next Christy O’Donnell flamewar.”
Well, okay. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How do I get the info that’s supposed to be on the right of the post from way down at the left of the post (again)?
Hush, Teresa, grown ups are talking.
We’re saving up our energy for the primary season.
Honestly, I think people (in general) are so shell-shocked by Bambi’s complete detachment from reality that they are still trying to wrap their brains around it. And yeah, I think it’s happening with Democrats, too – the more moderate voters, anyway.
The shock’s gonna start to wear off in a couple of months (especially when they start to realize that he isn’t going to change), and then the anger’s going to hit with FULL force. Bambi isn’t going to know what hit him the day after the 2012 election.
*sticks tongue out at Hotspur, stomps off in a huff*
>> What does it mean when you go to a site and it says, “internal service error?”
It sounds like it could be prostate cancer.
You should probably get that looked at.
It sounds like it could be prostate cancer. (LOL)
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and if the error message pops up on the porn site you are trying to open, lay down – close your eyes and drift off peacefully into eternity.
Biggest jump in food prices in 36 years fuels 1.6 percent jump in wholesale prices; new home construction hits second-lowest level on record
Bambi and Co. can hide their heads in the sand all they want, and the media can attempt to cover this up, but people KNOW when their paycheck isn’t going as far as it used to…..
While I’m pleased that Raymond Davis is free, it pisses me off that our fucking government rolled over and paid blood money to a bunch of fucking thugs.
He had DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!
5 minutes after he was in custody, the US should have put a fucking embargo on Pakistan. And started bombing the fucking place 24 hours later.
How do I get the info that’s supposed to be on the right of the post from way down at the left of the post (again)?
Press F11.
http://warnewsupdates.blogspot.com/2011/03/pakistan-releases-cia-contractor.html
Notice the diversity in the pathetic crowd:
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/16/moveons-dc-rally-an-epic-fail-less-than-30-people-show-up/
Looks like Hope and Change aren’t working too well…..
Thanks, Wiser!
Shit. Roamacita is gonna be pissed if I kilt HHD this early in the day.
Uh, it was like this when I got here. Honest~!
“It sounds like it could be prostate cancer.”
My foot has been hurting lately.
Now how do I get my toolbar back at the bottom?
HA! Glenn Beck just asked if Obama got hit with a stupid stick because the world is on fire and he’s doing NCAA picks and golfing………….LOVE IT!
Now how do I get my toolbar back at the bottom?
Press F11 again, then make sure your browser window is maximized.
Hahahahaha, Teresa.
My younger daughter was like that.
Me: Angie, stay on the driveway until we get ready to get in the car so your shoes don’t get all muddy.
Me (returning five minutes later): Angie I told you to stay on the driveway.
Angie: I did.
Me: Then how did your shoes get all muddy?
Angie (with her shoulders up around her ears and upturned palms): I don’t know. They just got that way.
No wonder I have gray hair.
Good news, everyone:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3067317/Red-wine-can-protect-against-radiation.html
“I don’t know. They just got that way.”
HAHAHAHA….That’s what I say about my stomach.
When I do that, the stuff goes back to the left-hand column…..
So now this is a tech blog……..hahahahaha….I, too, had a question about computers today.
When I do that, the stuff goes back to the left-hand column…..
try pressing CTRL– (control – minus) one time
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3067317/Red-wine-can-protect-against-radiation.html
They ever say that smoking is healthy and I’m gonna be invulnerable.
Okay, I think I’ve got it working now…..
Asshole is spreading the love again:
http://tinyurl.com/4oy8ozt
Obama must have a hearing problem.
Thanks for the help!
Seems to me that BLT is just a “Muslimized” version of Christianity – they pay lip service to God and Jesus, but they’ve completely bastardized the message.
“… but they’ve completely bastardized the message.”
Oh yes, to say the least.
red wine – is there nothing it cannot do?
I’m gonna call it red WIN from now on.
Red wine gives me a headache.
I’mma call it red WHINE
I think I have a sinus infection. Feels like my head wants to shoot my face off.
What should I do?
to get red wine out of carpet, pour a small pile of salt over it, vacuum it up in the morning.
Always thought that was trippy how well that works.
Kill yourself, H/S, it’s the only way.
**looks forward to consoling Hot
bridewidow**Clariton D. the real stuff.
I love it.
Red wine gives me a headache.
I’mma call it red WHINE
Well, which would you rather have? radiation poisoning or a headache?
I’m pretty OK with radiation posining.
I mean, were talkihng a NASTY headache.
Did your troll ever come back? I’m still not convinced it was real. Wow, that was some amazing stupid. Just stupid enough to be one of us.
Mare early on using the internet:
http://tinyurl.com/4puc5jd
Hello/
Nope, but OC is back today.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/262293/not-parody-jonah-goldberg
OMG, I wanna go.
Jame Lileks is going.
Afternoon all.
I hope we’re not heading in this direction. Can we learn something ahead of time? Don’t know.
http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=42025
Scary, Mare.
…
Why did I have to use the internet to RSVP for the STL meat-up? The internet sucks.
Just tweet your RSVP, I’ sure Rosie will see it.
hy did I have to use the internet to RSVP for the STL meat-up? The internet sucks.
’cause obviously you’re Rosie’s bitch and can’t say no to him.
Why did I have to use the internet to RSVP for the STL meat-up? The internet sucks.
Just write it on the boobs of the largest homeless woman you can find.
He’ll see it soon enough.
I’m not going to RSVP. You hosefuckers will just have to wonder if I’m showing up.
And by wonder, I mean suck your socks.
You hosefuckers will just have to wonder if I’m showing up.
We don’t care about you.
But is your iPad gonna be there?
My iPad will be there, if you promise to bring the monkey.
Obama + words = proof of idiocy
http://tinyurl.com/4gn3yvu
iPad always makes me thing Apple suddenly went into the feminine hygiene business.
This poat has too much ghey at the top. An unbalanced poat can capsize, like Guam or an anvil placed on one end of a pool floaty. Perhaps we could spread the man-porn throughout the poat using a Gaussian distribution, and have on average a sexually indeterminate thread.
Or maybe I’m just punch drunk after a 16-hour day and not enough sleep.
Remember, Obama doesn’t actually DO the work, he just reads the pretty words off of the teleprompter.
Some Ivy League flunkie wrote those words, trying to be too cute by half.
Just wait 48 hours, Mr. Orwell – you’ll get your “Devil’s cushions” soon enough…..
“…Obama doesn’t actually DO the work, he just reads the pretty words off of the teleprompter.”
Well, that’s true.
Becca might be getting this for her birthday or Christmas this year…..
http://www.disneystore.com/classic-disney-dolls-gift-set-10-pc/mp/1275862/1000259/
Yeah, she’s spoiled rotten……
My iPad will be there, if you promise to bring the monkey.
Oh hells yeah!
Like to bitch? Of course you do. I’ll bitch for a couple of sentences. You know what is wrong with Ed Morrissey’s ustream show? No, it’s not the “let me prove I’m a nice conservative, don’t hate me” attitude; it isn’t his usual effort to find ameliiorating reasons to blunt criticisms of Obama. It’s that he is BORING. Started listening and tuned out yet again as Ed and his guest batted around one general criticism of Obastard with minor variations for a half an hour. Could have covered that in five minutes. Seems the only reason to listen any longer is for selected guests.
Will the iPad 3 come with a disposable applicator?
It’s that he is BORING.
Maybe he’s trying to get a gig on NPR
It’s that he is BORING.
Maybe he’s trying to get a gig on NPR
If he comes out of the closet, the job is a lock.
You know what is wrong with Ed Morrissey’s ustream show?
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Who? ‘Nuff said.
Just wait 48 hours, Mr. Orwell – you’ll get your “Devil’s cushions” soon enough…..
I think “dirty pillows” is a more respectful euphemism.
Funbags.
Becca might be getting this for her birthday or Christmas this year…..
http://www.disneystore.com/classic-disney-dolls-gift-set-10-pc/mp/1275862/1000259/
Yeah, she’s spoiled rotten……
I got a malware notice when trying to go to that site.
“Sweater puppies”
“Single-man Thieves”
“Stereo facepie”
*streaks through thread drunk, unemployed, and surly*
*Oh, and “milkers”*
Hey HM, how is the baby? Is Car in still lurking outside of your house?
Herr – How go the prospects?
Baby in perfect form. Car in was last seen mumbling incoherently at a local bus stop. Or maybe that was Laura. Doesn’t really matter.
Job prospects are bleak. “Starting my own gig and starving with the rest of responsible humanity” looking halfway decent, though. A friend and I are discussing starting up something completely different that I believe has a lot of potential.
On a related note, we got a solicitation in the mail today. For food stamps. Apparently if you file for unemployment you get free food.
Sweet.
Pet My Monkey!
Pet My Monkey!
If you insist. . .
On a related note, we got a solicitation in the mail today. For food stamps. Apparently if you file for unemployment you get free food.
And you haters say the government can’t do anything right. Does Harvey’s Food Clown in the old Centerville Mall send you food stamps? Does it???
/moonbat
Can somebody tell me how much this sucks?
img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/ElvenVamp/poseidon3.jpg
Please and thankum.
that sucks not, but why the black conformal background? maybe a bit distracting and unnecessary, it flattens your modeling
Hahahaha. S. Weasel hits a hole in one.
If you didn’t see this at Ace’s: http://sweasel.com/archives/7908#comments
Harvey’s Food Clown is just like the other clowns; probably a sexual deviant.
The whole thing with the food stamps pissed me off. It’s degrading. Thanks for reminding me I’m unemployed, you fucking douches.
On that note, off to Church for a special Lenten service to sleep through.
Monsieur Bois du Matin, I’m self-employed, so I’m constantly in either a state of gainfulness or ungainfulness. So you’re not alone.
Thanks Orwell – the background is just a placeholder (it’s not done yet). It’s actually on top of the drawing, to clean up the silhouette.
HEY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
Revvy – The tail is fey.
right… the thing to remember of course is that unless you want your background to be fully dictated by the foreground you have to plan your lights and darks on your main subject to work coherently with what values butt up against them. I usually prefer to build up the whole scene at once with rough blocking.
Here’s a big rat fleeing …
Hmm. A rat in a pantsuit. Whaddya know.
There isn’t going to be a full background – this is just a character design, not a full scene.
gotcha revvy
Heh. I put her in a pantsuit over at the HQ, too.
The jokes, they write themselves.
Nice one, Andy
Cankles
I’d hit it.
**grabs Louisville Slugger**
<—- tsunami headed for you
*shudder*
Cankles be doin’ the Tuzla Shuffle into private cush with public funding. Maybe she wants to do the lecture circuit at $250K a pop.
sallys
I’m home.
Might as well leave, Car in. We’re talking about bewbs.
It doesn’t look like you’re talking about anything.
OK, well, I’m thinking about bewbs.
I suppose I could be convinced to think about legs and ass, with the proper incentives.
here you go, xbrad. Scroll down past the words.
Weather stayed crappy here. Made ham & bean soup and fresh rye bread.
I like chocolate.
I like chocolate.
Nobody but your dentist gives a fuck.
I’m guessing you didn’t click on Car in’s link…
We’re talking about bewbs.
Sohos’ are bigger.
Romacita, what you up to today?
xBrad – Yeah. Saw it the day it was published too. Just couldn’t pass up the chance to pull your chain,
lauraw has a kick ass story up at AofSHQ.
I would say inconceivable but I don’t think that word means what I think that it means anymore.
Don’t pick on poor little me, MCPO.
I’m feeling poorly today.
Thanks MJ! I replied to your comment.
I have no idea what’s going on anymore.
Either Chelsea’s preggers or Hillary is plotting a Presidential run (I know she says she’s not, but who knows for sure?). Unless Bammie’s team threatened her with some really big personal revelation to the public, there’s no reason for her not to be considering a run.
Of course, she may just be tired of the whole game and want to get out of the meat grinder.
Wait, did Hillary! quit at SecState?
Leon, no, but she did say she won’t be SecState if Obama is reelcted.
Justified tonight.
How do you top “tazer to the nutz” and “momma smashes my hand with a ball peen (SYWM) hammer?”
Well I won’t be SecState either if that happens, and it’s the country’s loss.
This post needs a shower.
*shows everyone pictures of Rosetta walking into the No-tell Motel with an underage Muppet*
I know most of you are heavy metal lovers, but here’s a tune that gets me every time (I like to listen to it when the world is going crazy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLU_sexiTQw
What can I say? I’m a romantic at heart….
*shows everyone pictures of Rosetta walking into the No-tell Motel with an underage Muppet*
Today’s Sesame Street host is Chris Hansen.
YAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Show me on this doll where laura touched you.
http://tinyurl.com/4sonhqz
Whose dog head is that in the corner?
Ling Ling?………….LIIIIIIIIING….LIIIIIIIING
Union protesters learn not to mess with folks down South:
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2011/03/16/dear-nomadic-bands-of-hippie-activists-welcome-to-tennessee/
One of my favorite songs when I was a little girl was “How Much Is That Missing Dog Head in the Window?”
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2011/03/16/dear-nomadic-bands-of-hippie-activists-welcome-to-tennessee/
Heh. Go hug a tree stupid hippies.
Speaking of dogs, Rosetta, did you get Floyd’s balls bronzed yet?
Ok, who wants some ice cream!
Mare, how is your new kitty cat?
How many drifters has it killed?
Speaking of dogs, Rosetta, did you get Floyd’s balls bronzed yet?
No. The place ran out of bronze after the left ball.
OK, well, I’m thinking about bewbs.
Well, if revvy were here we could both draw bewbs. You would get at least four.
Little Bow, is looking out the back door window wishing he could kill the little flies that are near the door.
Good kitty, KILL!
We wakes me up every morning by dropping his favorite toy on my chest and starring at me. My husband says, “just wait until he does that with a real mouse.”
Copper is a decent fallback plan.
*sets Teresa’s house on fire with a molotov cocktail and some hot copper
Rosetta, how old were you in this picture?
What’d I do?
Oh wouldn’t you like to know?
Going out on a gnarled limb: No way Cankles is running. Not gonna happen. She got schooled by a young upstart (RAAACIST!!!) from Chicago, she’s a lousy campaigner and her 2008 strategy sucked chipmunk nuts. She’s sold out to Barry, and she’s damaged goods to the Demotard Party rulership as far as Prezniting is concerned. It’s only going to be Barry running on the donk ticket in 2012, and he has a depressing chance of winning the general unless the GOP starts drinking tiger’s blood.
We wakes me up every morning by dropping his favorite toy on my chest and starring at me. My husband says, “just wait until he does that with a real mouse.”
Mouse? What is your cat, a pussy?
He should kill an armadillo and drop that on your chest.
MISSING ARMADILLO HEAD!!!
Mouse? What is your cat, a pussy?
Mrs. Slocombe phoned to say her pussy is coughing up someone’s furry balls.
Thanks laura. Yeah, I think you are right. The threat is apparent. They’ll end up paying morally, legally, and politically, in the end.
Chicago seems to be leaking into Wisconsin.
David Petreus should resign his commission and primary Obama. He’d win.
Scott – I almost hurt myself laughing at your link!
Going out on a gnarled limb: No way Cankles is running. Not gonna happen. She got schooled by a young upstart (RAAACIST!!!) from Chicago, she’s a lousy campaigner and her 2008 strategy sucked chipmunk nuts. She’s sold out to Barry, and she’s damaged goods to the Demotard Party rulership as far as Prezniting is concerned. It’s only going to be Barry running on the donk ticket in 2012, and he has a depressing chance of winning the general unless the GOP starts drinking tiger’s blood.
Excellent comment for 15 reasons, GO.
I thought a while back that Biden would get booted and Pantsuit would be the new VP, setting up her run for president in 2016.
I think she’s waving off Mav because she feels Obama has dropped a turd in the Democrat punchbowl and she wants no part of it.
Her comments could mean that she thinks he’s going to lose in 2012 so better that she distances herself from this loser administration.
If the GOP wins in 2012, I bet money she’s comes back as a candidate in 2016.
I almost hurt MCPO laughing at it too.
Rosetta, how old were you in this picture?
http://i.imgur.com/krDSy.png
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That’s awesome.
And I was 7. Started small.
Dave, how are your ribs and side and whatnot?
>> Dave, how are your ribs and side and whatnot?
My ribs are pretty good but a little heavy on the BBQ sauce.
I thought a while back that Biden would get booted and Pantsuit would be the new VP, setting up her run for president in 2016.
That was a possibility, but she seems to have pulled that from the table too. She won’t come back in 2016. Too old, too “yesterday” and too disliked by the Democrat elites for her baggage and history. She had her chance in 2008 and she really, really blew it. Skin color always trumps sex organs with Demotards.
Democrat major fundraisers and contributors don’t want to lock into an aging scold. They will want a fresh face to fall in love with after Barry leaves in 2016.
Sorry, but based on only my gut I give Barry a second term; odds set at 3 out of 4.
I should say Cankles may try to run in 2016 but she will lose the primaries disgracefully.
David Petreus should resign his commission and primary Obama. He’d win.
Petreus is a Dem??? Or do you mean challenge him in the election?
I would be good with that.
And I think something like this is exactly what’s going to happen. I’m don’t think our nominee is in the current gang of Republicans.
If it is, we’re FUBAR’d.
The Dems 2016 candidate will be Keith Ellison.
General Officers, as a rule, make shitty politicians. Give me an artillery captain like Harry S. Truman or any conservative up to the rank of O-6.
Did anybody whip anybody else with a bike chain today?
Also, much less achy and the bruise is receding. Thanks
Petreus is a Dem??? Or do you mean challenge him in the election?
I heard that somewhere on the innernettubes. Which is why I think he’d be primarying Obama, and I think he’d win. Hell, if it’s him or Huckabee in the general…
I’d vote libertarian and at least not live in fear when Petreus won.
Did anybody whip anybody else with a bike chain today?
Does buttock-snapping with a drive belt count?
Democrat major fundraisers and contributors don’t want to lock into an aging scold. They will want a fresh face to fall in love with after Barry leaves in 2016.
Two words that will render your prediction moot: plastic surgery.
Sorry, but based on only my gut I give Barry a second term; odds set at 3 out of 4.
I agree and that is an indictment of our weak field as opposed to Obama’s strength.
I believe (and “believe” I mean “hope”) that there is a great chance that a dark *ahem* horse is getting shit together but not making news. Once the day-old bread that is our current slate announces and plays the normal game for a few months, they announce in early 2012 and run the table.
And by “a dark horse” a mean “Mike Pence”.
I think he would destroy our weak field in the primaries and Obama in the debates and the general.
I’m honestly not hopeful about 2012 – and really it’s just because anyone who’s given even a faint impression of spine on the Repub. side has been immediately smeared as stupid/crazy/radical/etc. by the media. So effectively so that even a lot of righties believe it.
And by “a dark horse” a mean “Mike Pence”.
Pence’s hair saw that and immediately developed a greater body and luster.
“Sorry, but based on only my gut I give Barry a second term; odds set at 3 out of 4.”
I don’t see it that way. After another year and half of this crap Jimmy Carter should be able to take him in a primary. Fuel prices alone should be enough to bring him down.
I heard that somewhere on the innernettubes. Which is why I think he’d be primarying Obama, and I think he’d win.
No shit!?! I guess that could be true but I would be surprised.
Hell, if it’s him or Huckabee in the general…
If we end up with Huckabee or Barbour as our nominee I’m running for President in 2016.
Fuck that weak tea.
Obama may be a shitty leader, but he’s a pretty good campaigner. It’s pretty muchh all he’s ever done. He also has three distinct advantages going into 2012:
1. Massive war chest
2. A campaign organization already in place
3. MFM in the tank for him
This stupid commercial makes me think of Rosetta and Mare every single time I see it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzFLWYF5hQU
Puzzling… a week ago Ace was going all Vercingtorix/barbarian on the GOP for not playing hardball and using the real threat of a shutdown. Today, he’s quite pleased with tinkering around the edges, viz., merely cutting by inches less than two percent of spending in the current CR/budget situation.
So yeah, the GOP isn’t serious. No one is going to cut anything with the severity required. We will just do what governments issuing fiat money have always done. We will just print what we need, and watch the consequences unfold. It may be a denouement much slower than many think. A ship of state as large as ours takes a very long time to run aground and sink.
Meet the new Press Secretary, even more incompetent than the old Press Secretary:
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/16/reporter-asks-carney-about-situation-in-japan-got-me-dude-you-have-reporters-in-japan/
1. Massive war chest
2. A campaign organization already in place
3. MFM in the tank for him
Precisely why I see the headline coming: Obama/Sheen wins in 2012!!!
Post-snark, if you thought the MFM was in the tank for Barry in 2008, you truly ain’t seen nothing yet. 2012 will make “Olympia” look like Riefenstahl was still in film school.
I think Hilary’s ambition is boundless and she isn’t done running yet.
Meet the new Press Secretary, even more incompetent than the old Press Secretary
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And despite shit like this, about half this nation will vote to re-elect Jugears McBaritone next year.
He also has three distinct advantages going into 2012:
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Agreed. But he won against McCain, and he won’t have the magic anymore. I think he may have fucked up running as the outsider because he set himself to be the insider by default for reelection. He could have gotten past it if the economy turned around; but it didn’t.
Still, his odds are prolly pretty good.
>> 2012 will make “Olympia” look like Riefenstahl was still in film school.
Hahahaha. Nice turn of a phrase right there.
H8r!!11!
Agreed. But he won against McCain,
The GOP leadership phoned to say Bob Dole is still available.
GHWB is still eligible for a second term.
Mr. Bont, have you turned any luscious wenches away from a life of arch-criminality lately?
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/16/white-house-cancels-obamas-openness-award-after-being-called-out-on-their-flaming-hypocrisy/
I’m thinking he didn’t want to have to talk to the press at this one.
Plus, he had a party to attend this evening, and he had to wash his hair….
Not so much, Eric. Bit of a dry spell, eh wot.
I’M HOME!!11! Loved AZ, CA, the meatups but now its time
for rehabto get back to the daily routine.Glad you made it home safe, Brew. It was cool meeting you.
I’m glad I got to finally meet you too, Sean. Not so much xbrad and paulitics. Their man-love made me uncomfortable.
Brew – No GERD this trip? Good job!
Their man-love made me uncomfortable.
A love that could not be spoken.
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/16/white-house-cancels-obamas-openness-award-after-being-called-out-on-their-flaming-hypocrisy/
Saw that earlier today. Truly this is Bizarro World.
Ha!
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/03/your-bracket-awaits-mr-president.html
The GOP leadership phoned to say Bob Dole is still available.
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I’m thinking we can get Rutherford B. Hayes exhumed and dance his old bones around New Hampshire just to liven things up a bit.
No GERD this trip
I always have GERD. Its just to what degree. I stayed disciplined and stuck with the Miller Lite which seems to be kinder to me than other drink. In spite of the fact we had our meatup at the Yard House that has about 956 different beers on tap and pauliics told the bartender I had to drink Miller Lite because the other beers made my ovaries hurt.
>> pauliics told the bartender I had to drink Miller Lite because the other beers made my ovaries hurt.
Hahahahaha. With friends like these …
Heh. They kept referring to Brew’s brews as Shirley Temples.
Hahahahahahaha. From the comments at S. Weasel’s.
http://bejohngalt.com/2011/03/what-if-it-were-bush-or-even-clinton/
The GOP leadership phoned to say Bob Dole is still available.
I almost mentioned him earlier.
Dole will poll higher than half the current field which is an indication that the entire field needs to sleep in a wood chipper.
Who was at the meat?
Brew, Sean and Paul?
Who else?
This is where we had our meatup, btw. An awesome place if you’re a beer lover: http://www.yardhouse.com/default.aspx
sleep in a wood chipper.
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Missing Steve Buscemi head!
What is the name of that new show yall watch?
Missing Steve Buscemi head!
Hahahahahaha.
I’m going to put up the worst post ever.
brb
and xbrad. Then the BrewFans and the PJmommas had a meatup on Tuesday.
♫ Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday ♫
*stacks neighbors dismembered limbs in crawlspace*
Mr. Bont, is it true Obama stores his college transcripts in a safe at the Gumbold Gebrüder offices in Bern, Switzerland? Rumor has it he keeps his extensive research on the NCAA there too.
BrewFan, try gluten free beer.
*ducks*
“Justified” sohos?
BrewFan, try gluten free beer.
Hahaha!
Thanks Andy! Yes!
I actually had some a little while ago (New Grist), sorghum instead of wheat. It was surprisingly good.
Mmm… Delirium Tremens from Belgium is very tasty but expensive ale. Also try Green Flash Brewing Co. Imperial Pale Ale, from San Diego. About six buck for a fifth.
All this family togetherness is seriously cutting into my blogging time.
Scott, I just wet my pants watching that Geico commercial.
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