Thank you for your time, Governor

What I did tonight:

CT Governor Dannel (sic) Malloy (D – Smarmy) held a town hall meeting in my town this evening.  I wasn’t planning to go, until I read this story.

Just to clarify, the state of CT is facing a huge fiscal crisis, just like every other state in the union.  The Governor has been saying that he will need to increase taxes, because he has cut every single thing he can from the existing budget and there is simply nothing left to cut.

Then he proposes subsidizing the college tuition of the children of illegal immigrants.  Like, I guess that is desperately needed at this particular time.

So I decided I needed to ask him about this proposal.  I get to the school early, I get in line, which had already started and I patiently waited my turn, listening to one greedy, whiny leftard after another bitch and moan about how the state needs to spend more money on health care and tax the rich until there are no rich no more. Groans start coming from different parts of the room.

(I’ll give Malloy props here.  He did ask one “take 50% of all the rich people’s money!” idiot if he wanted the rich to then just move out of state.  When the idiot said “Yes!” Malloy basically laughed at him and said “Thank you.  Next?”)

The people in line behind me and I were itching to get to the microphones, as it seemed that these whiny leeches knew enough to get there early to keep people like us from having a chance to speak.  (The busy, busy Governor only had an hour to spend with us, doncha know.)

And we had some damn good questions.

It started to become obvious that time was running out and I was not going to have a chance to speak, but I waited.  Then the woman at the microphone said “we only have time for 5 more people.  *counting …..1…2…3…4…ME!  WOO HOO!  Not only was I gonna have a chance to ask my question, I was gonna be last.  Talk about going out with a bang!

I finally get to the mike.

“Governor, my name is *wiserbud* and I have been unemployed for over 10 months, so I guess you could say I have been going through a bit of a financial crisis of my own.  (Smile from the Governor. I can see by the look on his face he is quite obviously thinking “This is gonna be an easy one.  Done and out!”)

“In that time, I have had to prioritize my spending, to make sure my mortgage is paid and I have food on the table for my family.  One of the items that went to the bottom of my priority list was “investing in the future.”  I have not been putting money into my 401k until I get my fiscal house in order.”

(knowing smile for Governor.  His look now says “Yes, peon, I, as your Democrat better, will take care of you and you will love me for it.”

I continue:

“So I respectfully ask you, Governor, how can you ask the people in this room to believe you when you say you are serious about cutting everything you can while you, at the very same time, propose subsidizing the college tuition of illegal immigrants by allowing them to pay in-state tuition rates at our state colleges and universities?”

The room erupts.  His face falls.  He stammers while the room quiets down, until he regains his composure and responds.

“So if a young child is brought into this country by her undocumented parents and goes through our school system and earns As and Bs, and then fills out a college application, only to realize that she can’t go to college because she can’t afford the tuition, you would deny her a college education?”

I lean into the microphone and say loudly and clearly “YES.”

The room explodes again.  I say “This has nothing to do with legal immigration, which I fully support.  We are talking about increasing spending for the children of those who are in this country illegally and who’s parents do not pay income tax.  Are you telling me that that spending is a priority at this time?”

He begins to start telling the story of another poor child who got straight As and how she should be able….

I interrupt and say “So, your response is that you feel that spending our tax dollars on illegal immigrants is a priority for you in the midst of the fiscal crisis, correct? Thank you for your honesty, sir.” and I turned and walked away from the microphone, as he sputters to answer.

Applause as I walk away.  (Actually, considering  that this is CT, I was stunned by that.)  As I walk up the aisle, people are giving me thumbs up and reaching out to shake my hand.  “Great question!”  “Excellent question!”  Nice job!”  One old Hispanic guy actually grabbed my hand and said “They just don’t understand the difference between legal and illegal, do they?  Good job!”

I walk out into the lobby as he is making his closing remarks.  People are stopping me and congratulating me on my question.  People are reaching out and shaking my hand.

Well, except one guy.  He walks out of the auditorium and without stopping, looks at me and says “HATER!” and keeps walking.  He gets about 6 more paces away and he turns his head and yells again “HATER!”

I simply laugh and yell back “Nice response, child.” as people continue to come up and shake my hand.

Of course, being in CT, I know this will end right there. There was a news reporter right next to me with a cameraman.  Do you think they turned to ask me a question?  HAH!  Of course not.  I hung out in the lobby, as I had to wait for my son, whom I had brought along to help with the refreshments and, amazingly, they never noticed me standing right there.

But whatever, I had a great time and it was priceless watching Malloy struggle to come up with something other than the standard, boilerplate, condescending “for the children!” bullshit.

[Update: Andy] Run from the h8r, Dora. RUN!!!11!

408 Comments

  1. tl;dr

  2. I don’t see anything at all wrong with states choosing to spend their tax dollars on legal residents in preference to illegal immigrants. It burns me up that we in TX waste our resources on “kids” (16 and up) who are here illegally and who are not even literate in their own native language, much less in English. What the hell is the point? Our resources are scanty – why not spend them on OUR kids?

  3. kick ass, wiser.

  4. BiW hijacked Wiser’s login?

  5. Our resources are scanty – why not spend them on OUR kids?

    He actually wanted to use the term “Invest in our future” but I took that away from him.

    heh heh heh.

  6. BiW hijacked Wiser’s login?

    You whiny bitch.

  7. Wiser, your actions tonight make me love you even more!

    That is one of the sexiest things I have ever heard.

    *starts sweating about meeting Mrs. Wiser

  8. On the news right now is a story about the “undocumented students” demanding that they get the same benefits as legal aliens.

    She clearly states her name and then says “I am undocumented, American, unafraid and unaplogetic.”

    DEPORT HER!!!! SHE JUST ADMITTED TO A FELONY!!!

  9. That is one of the sexiest things I have ever heard.

    Oh….. oh my…….

    *thud

  10. Nice job, wiser.

    In-state tuition for illegals is fucking asinine.

  11. I could tell my heart rate was increasing worrying your story was going to end…..”they wouldn’t let me ask my question.”

  12. Holy crap, citizen action.

    Acting on principles………………..enough said.

  13. Good job, Wiser. That’s a kick in the poon for any person in their right mind.

  14. I should amplify – there is absolutely nothing that our school systems, which are designed to serve English speakers, can do for a high school student who cannot read and write his own native language.

    The illegal alien who makes As and Bs is an EXTREMELY rare case – the majority of the illegal alien students my mom saw (and that even I saw in my high school) ARE NOT LITERATE IN ANY LANGUAGE. They cannot be helped except at tremendous cost, which negatively impacts children who are legally here and who are at the educational level expected of their age group (the inadequacy of said level is a different discussion). There is absolutely no reason to punish legal residents to help illegal residents.

    *wiggles fingers in the hope of Force-choking any politicians who don’t understand this*

  15. *snorts three lines of pure cane sugar

    ROWR

  16. That Hispanic guy is obviously a RAAAAACIST!

  17. Before it became clear that I was going to have a chance to speak, one of Malloy’s aides came up to me, hands me his card and says “If you don’t get a chance to speak, the Governor is still interested in what you have to say. So please contact me with your comments.”

    Yeah, I bet he’s really looking forward to my call now.

  18. Wiser, I just read your story to my husband and he was impressed. He liked the part where you said, “Yes!”

  19. Wiser I will have to read that long poat tomorrow when the ambien isn’t winning

  20. Important visual imagery has been added to this poat.

  21. Andy…..hahahahaha……stupid Dora.

  22. The illegal alien who makes As and Bs is an EXTREMELY rare case – the majority of the illegal alien students my mom saw (and that even I saw in my high school) ARE NOT LITERATE IN ANY LANGUAGE.

    Yeah, well the C and D students get in for nothing, I would imagine. Gotta keep the right percentages, doncha know.

    Regardless, I have paid taxes in CT my entire adult life. One of the advantages of that is that I get a break if my kids stay in-state for college. But someone who has paid nothing into the system gets the same breaks???

    Fuck that shit.

  23. Wiserbud speaks truth to pomposity.

    Well done sir. Well done.

  24. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN????

    WISER HATES CHILDREN!!!

  25. He liked the part where you said, “Yes!”

    heh. Yeah, that was loud. I have a very deep, powerful voice as it is and I leaned right into the microphone when i said it. It came out quite loudly indeed.

  26. Wiser = My Hero!

  27. HEY DORA!

    Green card?

  28. Wiserdaughter is already covered for any Ivy League school, non?

    *looks knowingly at Wiser*

  29. ‘Night

  30. WISER HATES CHILDREN!!!

    Well, yeah, but that has nothing to do with this at all.

    :)

  31. Wiser = My Hero!

    oh…. oh dear me…….

    I think my heart is fluttering more now that it was in the auditorium….

  32. Wiserdaughter is already covered for any Ivy League school, non?

    *cough….

    well, her value has gone down recently….

  33. Regardless, I have paid taxes in CT my entire adult life. One of the advantages of that is that I get a break if my kids stay in-state for college. But someone who has paid nothing into the system gets the same breaks???

    Fuck that shit.

    Not to mention the out of state students and international students who are in the country legally who have to pay the higher tuition rate. Seems kind of unfair to them, too.

  34. Mire señor Wiser, no me panorama de la propiedad del Gobernador por el salario mínimo a cambio de nada!

  35. best part of the night is I was made aware of it by my son’s friend’s mom. She’s a very nice person, but a die-hard Democrat.

    When she called about it, I mentioned a few things that bugged me about this whole situation and she says “Oh, don;t get me started. I am so disgusted by this garbage.” and proceeds to tell me about a family she knows that is leeching from the state.

    I tell her about the tuition deal and she gets even angrier and suggests that I go and ask Malloy about it. She was one of the people afterwards who thanked me for bringing it up. She’s really pissed.

    I think I may be changing on Democrat’s mind. I have reeeeeeeeally been trying to avoid saying “Hey, you voted for him.”

  36. Mire señor Wiser, no me panorama de la propiedad del Gobernador por el salario mínimo a cambio de nada!

    ummmmm….. si.

  37. I move that we make English (or at least Engrish) the Official Language of H2, mostly because I have no fucking idea what MCPO is blathering about.

  38. >> I have a very deep, powerful voice as it is

    It’s the sound of women ovulating.

    Low B

  39. I read it! Good job wiserbabe

  40. “Look Mister Wiser, I didn’t landscape the Governor’s property for minimum wage for nothing!”

  41. Not to mention the out of state students and international students who are in the country legally who have to pay the higher tuition rate. Seems kind of unfair to them, too.

    Yeah, I wonder how the people who have waited 7-10 years to become citizens feel about the illegals screaming about their rights all the time.

    WHERE’S TUSHAR!

    I have to give Cathy credit here. I wasn;t going to do this, but then I thought “What would Cathy do.”

    I actually got a little ..ummmmm…. passionate in my back and forth with the Gov and he says to me “I’m not yelling at you.” I so wanted to say “No, you’re just being a condescending douche.

  42. “I move that we make English (or at least Engrish) the Official Language of H2, mostly because I have no fucking idea what MCPO is blathering about.”

    HA!

    Me neither.

    Knock it off, MCPO.

    I want someone with guts to push, really push, English as our National language. ESL is OUT!

  43. *cuts head off Richard Trumka, stabs it onto a fat post*

    Well done, brother. This is why we’re friends.

    Well done indeed.

  44. heh. just had the story about it on the news.

    Guess I didn’t make the cut.

    Bu the idiot who suggested taking half of the billionaire’s assets did. Without the Gov’s response.

    What bias?

  45. Funny, Wiser, I was thinking, I’m so fired up I may have to call Cathy and join her political action group.

  46. I have a very deep, powerful voice as it is

    brown note.

    *sharts*

  47. I read it! Good job wiserbabe

    Thanks, doll.

    Well done, brother. This is why we’re friends.

    Thanks, doll.

  48. Knock it off, MCPO.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    As if. . .

  49. awwww, damn, Andy……

    thanks, dude.

  50. NP

  51. Knock it off, MCPO.

    heh, I ran that through Bing Translator and got this:

    “Look at Mr Wiser, not I overview of the property of the Governor by the minimum wage in exchange for nothing!”

    I thought he was having a stroke.

  52. I’ve spoken up in public, written letters, unintentionally gotten people fired, hired lawyers, been shunned, and changed my children’s schools because of it. My family has paid a price for doing the right thing. Believe me.

    xbrad, if you’re here, this is why I’m passionate about acting on principles. My children have been burned by my actions and when I came home and found out, I started to cry (which I rarely do) and they hugged me and said, “Mom, you did the right thing. We don’t care.”

    It was a powerful lesson for my children.

  53. NP

    *does a quick dusting and fluffs the pillows for the expected guests.

  54. Me pase muchos anos aprendiendo a hablar espanol. Mi traficante de drogas se aprecia.

  55. Would someone please deport MCPO?

  56. Deport him to Texas!

  57. Would someone please deport MCPO?

    Well, I sure as hell ain’t paying for his college education……

  58. >> I thought he was having a stroke.

    Things I do not need to know.. oh.. you meant health.

  59. Things I do not need to know.. oh.. you meant health.

    No, you were right the first time……

    NO ONE-HANDED TYPING!!!!

  60. I spent many years learning Spanish. My drug dealers appreciated it.

  61. We need a header to reflect Wiser’s sassy attitude….think, think, think.

  62. “It was a powerful lesson for my children.”

    And a powerful lesson about my children’s love.

    And if I brag about my children, this is why.

  63. Bing Translator’s version:

    “I spent many years learning to speak Spanish. My drug dealer is appreciated.

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

    I bet he is, MCPO. I bet he is….

  64. Good to know CT continues to be completely useless.

  65. Mare, I have absolutely no problem with you acting on principle, and realize that one’s integrity can only be compromised once.

    But you insist that YOUR principles are the only ones that any politician should reflect. What about those voters in MA or other states?

  66. Good to know CT continues to be completely useless.

    I did speak with the recently elected State Senator Suzio and suggested that his best course of action was to make himself a thorn in the side of the Dems. I also spoke with someone who wants to me to go to more town hall meetings.

    I wonder if this will lead to anything?

  67. TiFW ♥s Wiser

    Ya done good, buddy!

  68. 2 minutes, mare.

  69. 2 minutes, mare.

    Tantric, man. Tantric.

  70. The curtains now match the carpet.

  71. 2 minutes, mare.

    Wow.

    Damn impressive, man.

    From the pictures I’ve seen of mare, I doubt I could hold out that long.

    Kudos, my friend.

  72. Wiser, your story is inspirational. Now blow me.

  73. That was for 3 times and a smoke.

    Hold your applause.

  74. If this goes on much longer, I may have to violate my own rule about not using the f-word. The video is infuriating:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/03/15/anxious-world-looks-to-white-house-and-wonders-whos-obama-picking-for-the-final-four/

  75. How did you spin and walk away when you had your boot so far up his ass?

    Well played, sir! Well played!

  76. ” What about those voters in MA or other states?”

    xbrad, do you believe that principles are broad?

    Making people dependent is okay?

    Come on.

  77. Paulie, my sister just had an acquaintance of your wife over for dinner.

  78. And now introducing……….Wiserbud the Plumber

  79. Wiser, your story is inspirational. Now blow me.

    How close are you to Newport Beach?

  80. How did you spin and walk away when you had your boot so far up his ass?

    heh heh heh.

    Yeah, that was probably the most satisfying part if the whole thing. He so wanted the last word and I denied him of it.

    suh-wheeet!

  81. Xbrad, I believe in right and wrong….Romney was wrong to endorse, in any way, that bill. Tell me how I’m wrong, except for Romney not being elected? Who cares?

  82. 2 minutes?

    Oh sure, if you’re, Superman or something.

  83. And now introducing……….Wiserbud the Plumber

    Yeah, I did think about that, but I welcome the microscope.

    You want to play? Let’s play.

  84. Speaking truth to power:
    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/15/herman-cain-its-not-planned-parenthood-its-planned-genocide/

    THAT’S how it’s done, CBC…..

  85. “But you insist that YOUR principles are the only ones that any politician should reflect.”

    Yes, yes I do.

    DO THE RIGHT THING FOR YOUR, COUNTY, STATE, COUNTRY.

    Making people dependent is wrong. I have NO problem stating that. Why do you?

  86. Oh sure, if you’re, Superman or something.

    Again, from the pictures I’ve seen of mare, I’m sure even Superman would be “one and done.”

  87. Paulie, my sister just had an acquaintance of your wife over for dinner.

    Who, pray tell.

  88. In the middle of Newport Beach, Wiser.

  89. “What about those voters in MA or other states?”

    Wait, are you saying I should respect liberal principles just because people hold them?

  90. You want to play? Let’s play.

    OK! OK!!!

    *pants
    *rolls over

    oh wait, you weren’t talking to me, were you?

  91. How did you spin and walk away when you had your boot so far up his ass?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PYb_anBMus

  92. Those are my principles.

    If you don’t like them, I have others.

  93. In the middle of Newport Beach, Wiser.

    damn.

    I was hoping you would remember when you asked me that question……

  94. *pants
    *rolls over

    I wasn’t…….

    but I am now…….

  95. [redacted]

  96. For those of you wagering on the game, here are the Oracle’s picks for the final teams. Going by his record last year, I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet for all of these teams to lose, so bet accordingly:

    He says Duke, Kansas, Ohio State and Pittsburgh will make the men’s Final Four.

  97. Doesn’t ring a bell. I’ll have to ask Mrs. Paulie when she gets home tonight.

    Who does she work for?

  98. Yeah, that was probably the most satisfying part if the whole thing. He so wanted the last word and I denied him of it.

    Did you plan that? Cause it was great — he would have blabbed and blabbed.

  99. Mr. TiFW is leaving tomorrow for an extended weekend with his dad and his brothers, so I’m off to bed.

    ‘Night, all!

  100. Did you plan that? Cause it was great — he would have blabbed and blabbed.

    It was great. It always frustrates me when the politicians are allowed to give a non-answer and then go about their way. No one gives a follow up.

    Wiser rocks.

  101. Habitat for Humanity.

  102. NC, Duke, Kansas, Pitt.

  103. Did you plan that? Cause it was great — he would have blabbed and blabbed.

    No, but I was surprised I was given the time to respond to his initial BS. But after it became obvious he was simply going to repeat himself over and over again, I guess my “wiserbud-ness” just took over.

  104. I know a Becky (or is it Betsy?) Densmore… I wonder if it’s the same person.

  105. I don’t know what the hell’s going on here (I never do), but I’m just dropping in to say hey to my homiez. Hey.

  106. DinT – I “have to” cheer on the Buckeyes. There is a freaking Ohio State Gnome staring at me!

  107. Maybe I’ll just go to the next town hall and start with “‘Allo, Guvnah…” and see how quickly I am cut off.

  108. I don’t know what the hell’s going on here (I never do), but I’m just dropping in to say hey to my homiez. Hey.

    *does the two-finger chest-bump salute…

    whazzuuuuuup……….

  109. I wonder if she’s the same one who worked for the Social Enterprise association….

  110. Not the same.

    You know a John Densmore that runs a BMW/MB shop in Costa Mesa?

  111. That’s what I thought.

  112. >> I don’t know what the hell’s going on here (I never do),

    Who does?

    And good to see you.

  113. She the hooker by the taco stand.

  114. Thanks, Drew.

  115. Hell I’ve been here and I don’t even know what the fuck we’re talking about.

  116. No. Oh well, I’ll ask my bride when she gets home.

    How’d Mrs. Paulie’s name come up?

  117. I know that Mrs. P, Vik, and Heather are all in AFP together.

  118. Good to see you Andy and wiser. And for those who didn’t say hi back to me within two minutes of my comment, you can go fuck yourselves with pineapples.

  119. “you can go fuck yourselves with pineapples.”

    Ouch, Charlie, that really hurts.

  120. I don’t even know what the fuck we’re talking about

    As if you ever do.

  121. And for those who didn’t say hi back to me within two minutes of my comment,

    See, the old-timers know how to handle you……

    *glares at noobies……

  122. *releases the hounds on Paulitics.

    go for his goodies.

  123. And it’s still hurting.

  124. Pineapple upside down fucking cake!

  125. Thanks, Drew.

    uh oh.

    There were about 7 cameras there. I wonder if I’ll ever be able to find the video…..

  126. Mega, we call that “Luau Night”.

  127. DiT, you’re just jealous because Carrot Top is head coach of the Cowboys and Willie Shoemaker is head coach of the Redskins.

  128. Some helpful state bureaucrat is already checking into you I’m sure.

  129. >> DiT, you’re just jealous because Carrot Top is head coach of the Cowboys and Willie Shoemaker is head coach of the Redskins.

    Non sequitor.

    So it is you.

  130. And it’s still hurting.

    You can take it out anytime now……

  131. Some helpful state bureaucrat is already checking into you I’m sure.

    Just making sure I wasn’t lying when I said I was unemployed, doncha know…..

    Must keep our citizens honest.

  132. I have minions to oppress tomorrow.

    Night kids.

  133. Night kids.

    Nite, cuddlybear

  134. Mega, we call that “Luau Night”.

    Lulz. I call it Neosporin Night. And in all sincerity, this is the only place on the ‘net I have ever shown up to and said “hello”. Next I’ll be doing “goodnight” and well… all downhill from there, really.

  135. Maybe I’ll just go to the next town hall and start with “‘Allo, Guvnah…”

    I’m afraid, “Please sir, I want some more” would be better received.

  136. Pineapple upside down fucking cake!

    That’s cheating.

  137. Same here. I actually have to work in the morning, because I have of those, um, … jobs.

  138. howdy mega!

  139. I love you people. GOODNIGHT WISER AND ANDY.

  140. Hey PJ. Goodnight.

  141. ‘Night Mega.

  142. I’m afraid, “Please sir, I want some more” would be better received.

    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Well, that was pretty much the theme of every one who spoke before me.

    The speakers spanned the spectrum from extreme, loonie left to only sorta left, but willing to explore with their loonie side.

    So it was totally balanced.

  143. Peej, what’s up with the nic?

    I missed something somewhere.

  144. I love you people. GOODNIGHT WISER AND ANDY.

    Who was that mega man?

  145. Peej, what’s up with the nic?

    Thank geoff for that one.

  146. Peej, what’s up with the nic?

    I missed something somewhere.

    somehow geoff and I were talking about the song BINGO…….you know. B-I-N-G-O and bingo was his name-o.

    And I changed my name for the song. I forgot it was still like that.

  147. Wiser,
    Standing O! Well done my invisible internet friend! You, Sir, absolutely Rock!

  148. Oh. I thought you had reincorporated as a Non-Governmental Organization like Greenpeace or something.

  149. Thank geoff for that one.

    hahaha, I can’t even really remember how it happened. Stupid goats and school and work getting in the way of everything fun.

  150. Pajama Non-Governmental Organization just doesn’t have the same easy going rhythm.

  151. Greenpeej?

  152. Goddamit, Andi, quit making my joke before me!

  153. hahaha, I don’t know. Greenpeej sounds kinda good.

  154. Goddamit, Andi, quit making my joke before me!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *breathe…… breathe……. breathe…..

    BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

    riiiiight….

  155. Standing O! Well done my invisible internet friend! You, Sir, absolutely Rock!

    Thanks, dude.

    I did enjoy myself, that’s for sure.

    What’s really funny is that my son, all of 13, was telling the story to wiserbride and specifically mentioned the “HATER” guy and laughed. Even wiserdaughter said “what, was he 5?”

  156. Hahahaha. Wiserson’s FaceChimp is funny.

  157. Wiserson has a facechimp page?

  158. Me pase muchos anos aprendiendo a hablar espanol.

    You spent a bunch of buttholes learning how to speak Spanish?

  159. Hahahaha. Wiserson’s FaceChimp is funny.

    dammit. don’t make me sign up for facechimp to see it please……

  160. You really should get a page wiser.

    Then you can be friends with me. You already love me, so you should be my FB BFF.

  161. Then you can be friends with me.

    now give me a reason to get a FB page.

  162. Drive-by comment – if they say there was a sunburned-looking whale spotted off Gulf Shores, it’s a damn lie.
    Miss you guys, hopefully I will have some time to blog tomorrow. (((HUGS)))

  163. My dad is a beast!!!!!

    Hahahaha

  164. Kick ass, Wiserbud. Reading the story on my phone made it so much easier to dip my nads in it.

    The hate, it keeps me warm like the insides of a gutted pony.

  165. RC!!!!

    *Tackles Roamy. Gives her the “Spring Break”*

  166. The hate, it keeps me warm like the insides of a gutted pony.

    And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

  167. My dad is a beast!!!!!

    HAHAHA!!!

    I was so glad he was there to see it.

  168. it smells like nads in here.

  169. it smells like nads in here.

    pregnant yet?

  170. HP!!!

    That’s a great idea. There should be a pudding app.

  171. **waves to Roamy**

  172. pregnant yet?

    I’ll let you know in about two weeks.

    I’m sending hollowpoint the request for child support.

  173. That’s a great idea. There should be a pudding app.

    Ya know, I’ve been thinking about creating an app. I just needed a good idea.

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    still waiting for one.

  174. So if I were to go top off my scotch, would you fuckers still be around to entertain me for a while?

    *Curses daylight savings time*

  175. sure.

    Yannow one of the things I “liked” about Malloy’s little proposal? He actually thought the “illegal immigrant” discussion was old and he was gonna get away with this bullshit without question.

    oooops.

  176. Yeah, translating that back to a high-tech metaphor doesn’t really work, does it?

  177. I’ll let you know in about two weeks.

    I’m sending hollowpoint the request for child support.

    I must warn you that 14 hookers have tried tracking me down for that reason and failed.

    I would’ve worn a condom, but I thought “what the hell, I’m never coming back to Haiti anyways”.

  178. I’m off to bed. . . with sweet dreams of Christina Hendricks and I engaged in an energetic game of Naked Twister.

  179. with sweet dreams of Christina Hendricks and I engaged in an energetic game of Naked Twister.

    Don’t break a hip!

  180. I would’ve worn a condom, but I thought “what the hell, I’m never coming back to Haiti anyways”.

    Nice call, warty.

  181. I must warn you that 14 hookers have tried tracking me down for that reason and failed.

    You don’t know the power of Greenpeej………but you might know the power of Pinesol.

  182. Christina Hendricks?

    Load HEAT:

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/load-heat-36/

  183. >> I would’ve worn a condom, but I thought “what the hell, I’m never coming back to Haiti anyways”.

    Hahahahaha. Well played.

  184. dammit, my misspelling is going viral……

  185. Nice call, warty.

    I prefer to think of it as “ribbed for her pleasure”.

  186. I prefer to think of it as “ribbed for her pleasure”.

    BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    You really need to spend more time here. You make Rosetta look like Larry King.

  187. I really should be asleep right now. Gonna be a long day at work tomorrow kicking auditors in the nards.

    But this scotch is so good. It’s almost like it impairs your ability to make the smart decision or something.

  188. Rosetta? Who’s she?

  189. It’s almost like it impairs your ability to make the smart decision or something.

    yeah…… it’s the booze……..

    *snicker

  190. Rosetta? Who’s she?

    blog whore.

  191. Skanky one at that. I hear MCPO did her.

    Speaking of which, if this POS would support it, I’d go find a little javascript app that would tick down the days to the StL Meet: Electric Boogaloo. Instead we’ll have to track it manually.

    *Adds to iPhone calendar*

  192. Oh, also, I knew that date sounded familiar.

    That’s the weekend the Cubs are playing at Fenway for the first time in forever and probably the last time in my life.

    *grumble*

  193. The mention at Ace’s… the tweet by DrewM (Great guy, s’been too long since we’ve been in the same bar), the pingbacks above……

    I wonder……

    What are the chances I will get linked at IB????

    *crosses fingers and wishes with all my might…..

  194. What are the chances I will get linked at IB????

    Dude. We have standards.

  195. That’s the weekend the Cubs are playing at Fenway for the first time in forever and probably the last time in my life.

    And the problem here is?

    The Cubs are gonna be destroyed.

    The Sox are gonna win the division

    It’s gonna be a really bad year to be a Yankee fan.

  196. Did you meat up with Brew and his missus, peej, or did you find a reason to weasel out of that?

  197. Dude. We have standards.

    wow. I expected that from Michael.

    But Lippy?

    *the pain…..

  198. Dude, *I’ve* been linked by IB.

    Don’t give me this shit about standars all of a sudden…

  199. Exactly. I’m a Cubs fan, so I’m used to watching them lose.

    Watching them live … not something I get to do that much anymore.

    But because I love you idiots …

  200. Well, Wiser, you teed that one up so nicely…..

    Bask, I say, bask in the glory that is you for owning that mike and that doofus!

    (deep voice in mike) YES!

  201. Dude, *I’ve* been linked by IB.

    eww.

  202. The Sox are gonna win the division

    It’s gonna be a really bad year to be a Yankee fan.

    I’m sure I speak for just about every fan of an AL West team by saying that our hearts bleed for you.

    “ESPN–HOME OF NEARLY EVERY FUCKING YANKEES OR RED SOX GAME THROUGHOUT THE SEASON, AND WE’LL DAMN WELL PIMP THE HIGHLIGHTS FUCKING HARD ON SPORTS CENTER EVEN IF THE GAMES DON’T MATTER!!!”

  203. (deep voice in mike) YES!

    heheheheh.

    Yeah, that was awesome. I didn’t plan that either, but he set me up so well.

  204. >> Did you meat up with Brew and his missus, peej, or did you find a reason to weasel out of that?

    She’d never do something like that.

    Oh, wait …

  205. Will you guys please look at this and tell me if you think it’s an awful lot of homework for a 1st grader and remember, it all has to be done in Spanish.

    Required Homework 001

  206. wow. The Situation is currently on the Donald Trump roast on Comedy Central and BOMBING!!!!!

    It’s fucking AWESOME!!!!

  207. Please, they were buying me and PJD lunch………of course I didn’t weasel out.

  208. She’d never do something like that.

    The highlight of Monday night was not getting to meet her. Again.

  209. Yeah, that was awesome. I didn’t plan that either, but he set me up so well.

    Damn that must have felt great. Wiserbride better watch out tonight for all that testosterone. IYKWIM, etc.

  210. What are the chances I will get linked at IB????

    *crosses fingers and wishes with all my might…..

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That just killed me.

    The highlight of Monday night was not getting to meet her. Again.

    Oh come on now, I said from the get go I couldn’t go to that…..but I heard you and b-rad are married. And why didn’t we get an invite?

  211. I heard you and b-rad are married. And why didn’t we get an invite?

    Like you’d have shown up.

  212. Anyone else think this movie is gonna bomb something awful?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJhQ5HuhLE

  213. Greenpeej, that did look like a lot of work for a first grader.

  214. Like you’d have shown up.

    but I didn’t even get the opportunity to flake.

  215. “ESPN–HOME OF NEARLY EVERY FUCKING YANKEES OR RED SOX GAME THROUGHOUT THE SEASON, AND WE’LL DAMN WELL PIMP THE HIGHLIGHTS FUCKING HARD ON SPORTS CENTER EVEN IF THE GAMES DON’T MATTER!!!”

    dude……

    ratings…….

    d’uh……

  216. “ESPN–HEADQUARTERED IN BRISTOL, CTHOME OF NEARLY EVERY FUCKING YANKEES OR RED SOX GAME THROUGHOUT THE SEASON, AND WE’LL DAMN WELL PIMP THE HIGHLIGHTS FUCKING HARD ON SPORTS CENTER EVEN IF THE GAMES DON’T MATTER!!!

    The more you know.

  217. “ESPN–HEADQUARTERED IN BRISTOL, CT

    HOME OF THE HARD-CORE RED SOX FAN AND IF YOU EVER WATCH A YANKEES-RED SOX GAME (OR ANY OTHER BASEBALL GAME) ON ESPN YOU’LL SEE THAT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY

  218. Anyone else think this movie is gonna bomb something awful?

    ayup.

  219. Damn that must have felt great.

    heh.

    It was like the voice of God.

    YES.

  220. Hahahahaha. Even better:

  221. Anyone else think this movie is gonna bomb something awful?

    Yeah. Russel Brand only marginally looks like a pre-teen aardvark.

  222. It’s March and the Yankee fan is yelling at me. It’s gonna be a great year!

  223. Nice gubernatorial pwnage, wiser.

    thnx, dude.

    I am seriously thinking of following him around like a deadhead.

    Except I doubt he will be happy to have me at his gigs.

  224. From what I read at Warming Glow, he got boo’ed off the stage.

  225. HOME OF THE HARD-CORE RED SOX FAN AND IF YOU EVER WATCH A YANKEES-RED SOX GAME (OR ANY OTHER BASEBALL GAME) ON ESPN YOU’LL SEE THAT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY

    They show games other than the Yankees and Red Sox? I’ll be damned.

  226. It’s March and the Yankee fan is yelling at me.

    not yelling. Just laying out my “IF the Yanks make the post-season, it will be a miracle” prediction, so I have something to point to when the rest of you haters start trying to bust my stones when they lose.

    On the other hand, I never, ever want to hear about how the Yankees bought their titles from a Red Sox fan ever again.

  227. Greenpeej, that did look like a lot of work for a first grader.

    Thank you! I sent out a letter pretending like I wanted tips and advice from the other parents about how to fit all this homework in, but I was really fishing to see who felt the same way.

    You wouldn’t believe the amount of responses I’ve received from people reeeeeeeally upset about it because every night ends in tears and frustration…….much like a hostage night.

  228. Hahahahaha. Even better:

    Best part about it was all of these so-called “talents” just sitting there quietly as he stunk up the room.

    When Ice-T starts shaking his head out of pity, you know you suck.

  229. Speaking of ESPN, if you haven’t heard this before, it’s fucking hilarious:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkN226PToig

    WAAAAAAYYYYY NSFW

  230. From what I read at Warming Glow, he got boo’ed off the stage.

    No, even better. They let him finish.

  231. was the worst 5 minutes of comedy I’ve seen since Gwyneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars.

    ok that was funny.

  232. Meanwhile, Marlee Matlin is hilarious!

  233. SEAN!!!

    Hahahahahaha

    Oh. My ribs are teh hurt!

  234. and now, Gilbert Gottfried appears to make The Situation look better.

  235. Did Trump get to tell Gottfried that he’s fired?

  236. Question – Where the fuck did The Situation come from anyway? I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to know solely because of my age, but I seriously haven’t a goddamned clue.

  237. Best footage ever shot on ESPN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhwCzWrna0

  238. “I am seriously thinking of following him around like a deadhead.”

    http://tinyurl.com/4euaqm2

    You look very impressive at the mic.

  239. Did Trump get to tell Gottfried that he’s fired?

    Trump is sitting there like a Down’s Syndrome kid.

    Can’t wait until he does his bit.

  240. “Trump is sitting there like a Down’s Syndrome kid.”

    I’m dyin’ ovah here!

  241. Chumpo!!!

    ‘Sup?

  242. Best footage ever shot on ESPN:

    Too bad Jim didn’t actually kill that smarmy douche.

    In fact, without the beard, Rose looks very much like Dannel Malloy

  243. SEAN!!!

    Hahahahahaha

    Oh. My ribs are teh hurt!!

    “The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic…”

  244. I just loved the line being drawn between douchebag frustrated athlete sportsjournalista and someone who actually, you know, played the game.

    Chris Everett could kick his ass, too.

  245. Not much Andy

    That clip was great.
    Chris Everet 1
    interview dork-0

  246. Holy FUCK!!! How much did Trump pay for this????

    This is fucking painful!

  247. Question – Where the fuck did The Situation come from anyway?

    One of the lower circles of hell.

  248. >> “The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic…”

    Police Woman

  249. I just turned it on. Pretty bad.

    Fucking lowbrow humor.

    I mean, who thinks that’s funny?

  250. >> “The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic…”

    a concept that helps xbrad get out of bed every morning…..

  251. Houseboat?

  252. Police Woman

    It’s just a diver’s watch.

  253. I mean, who thinks that’s funny?

    and I thought the Chevy Chase roast was bad…….

    This is really unbelievably bad.

    And Trump is about to “perform.”

  254. >> It’s just a diver’s watch.

    Hahahahaha. I very nearly had an aneurysm on that one.

  255. Seriously, wiser, go check out the youtube link I posted earlier that Andy and I are referencing. Fucking funny stuff.

  256. Let’s just say I put that elasticity theory to the test with your mom, Wiser.

  257. wiser check your gmail…….I just finally looked at it.

  258. Houseboat.

    http://tinyurl.com/6kdo87u

  259. What do you want to bet that there’s at least one or two Hostages who love the Three Fs?

  260. Seriously, wiser, go check out the youtube link I posted earlier that Andy and I are referencing. Fucking funny stuff.

    I did.

    heh.

  261. I might have to send that youtube link to my Dad. Seems like the kind of thing he’d appreciate

  262. Wiser, that’s the pic I thought Andi was posting.

  263. Trump is teh awful.

  264. So this was a Trump 2012 thing?

  265. Let’s just say I put that elasticity theory to the test with your mom, Wiser.

    So you paid for the triple penetration, huh?

    That’s one of her specialties.

  266. Trump/The Situation 2012

    Vote early.

  267. I love the concept of a heroin-crazed Brian Dennehey.

  268. I spent a couple of fun filled days on set with Oswalt.

    He just rants like that endlessly.
    It was hard to get any work done.

  269. Never before has such an untalented group been assembled…

    And, yeah, I’m talking about the Trump roast.

  270. Wiser, I was going to make another joke about your mom’s asshole, but I’ll instead note that in my diligent research today for interesting topics for my blog, I really did come across a porno of someone getting triple fisted.

  271. Rump.. I mean Trump Roast.

    http://tinyurl.com/45hswly

    Love the photo.

  272. Mr. Chumpo, where are you these days?

  273. And, yeah, I’m talking about the Trump roast.

    painful. truly painful

    And with that, I am off to sleep.

    nytol!

  274. Sandyego. I’m bookkeeping for a Bar in Oside. Did you ever go to the Embassy Room on PCH

  275. Oh. Ooh. I was watching the beginning of this POS, but I’m done at the first swipe at Trig Palin.

    Very classy.

  276. Nah. I don’t get out much. In fact, the only times I go out anymore are for Hostage meetups.

  277. Thanks for stomping on the Gov. Otter.

    Adios!

  278. ‘Night wiser.

  279. There. The Last Picture Show

    This is more my speed.

  280. Fuck you, Wiser!

    OK, moving on.

    So, just imagine how nutty the fucking left is going to be when Obambi loses in 2012. How violent do you think they’ll get?

  281. Well, that’s O.K. It was a Jarhead bar for sixty years. Now its a sports bar type thingy. Anyway you prolly never spent much time raising Hell in Oceanside.

  282. >> How violent do you think they’ll get?

    Exhibit A: Wisconsin

  283. I spent a couple of fun filled days on set with Oswalt.

    He just rants like that endlessly.
    It was hard to get any work done.

    What kind of work were you doing, Chumpo?

    I think Patton Oswalt is fucking hilarious, but when he veers off into explicitly political stuff, it’s kind of hollow. He’s playing to audiences in places like Austin, L.A., and S.F., where the audiences are sure to agree with him.

  284. I drove through Oceanside once. That’s about it. The rest of the time, I just stay on the 5.

  285. Of course, that’s moot because he’ll win 2012.

  286. Violent, like renting their clothes and gnashing their teeth? Or capital V violent?

    They are fucking violent acolytes now!

    I try to imagine Barry as an Ex pres. He’s already playing the part as far as I’m concerned.

  287. xbrad, Cybil Shepherd is hot as fucking fire in this thing. Retro LH?

    http://tinyurl.com/4c2nt42

  288. …where the audiences are sure to agree with him.

    Thats a fact.
    I was a Grip on “Balls of Fury” so I sat around craft service and smoked a lot of Camels.

  289. Chumpo, he wants to “be” president. He doesn’t want to “do” president.

  290. Aaaaagh… somebody make the nicotine withdrawal go away T_T

  291. Andi, she was hawt in that, and indeed, I found her pretty MILFy all the way through her sitcom “Cybil”.

    That’s a pretty good suggestion.

    I’ll take it under advisement.

    **crumples up Andi’s suggestion and throws it in the trash**

  292. http://tinyurl.com/69ufbzj

  293. Yeah, When he won I just hoped that his presidency would be the last hurrah for Big Idealism. That it would drive mainstream Liberal thought onto the retirement ranch. I guess he may win in 2012 but the silver lining for me is that another term (and much non-action on reigning in budgets and everything else Presidential) may set up a new appreciation for fiscal responsibility.

  294. *Borrows Sean’s Fairy Wand*

    *Waves it over Revvy*

    Begone Nic-fits!

  295. BBF?

    http://tinyurl.com/4hec4eb

  296. Xbrad what are those bolts under her chin.

    They look like giant Zerk fittings.

  297. Andi, if it is any comfort, O is gonna have to dig up a shitload of dead people to win in 2012. At this rate, McCain could win.

    http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/03/028606.php

  298. …in xbrad’s trunk.

  299. Fiscal responsibility’s a-comin’ brotha. Because math is a cold, hard bitch.

    I don’t think we’ll avert the DOOM that awaits us, no matter who we elect. Exhibit A: The 112th congress.

  300. *Borrows Sean’s Fairy Wand*

    *Waves it over Revvy*

    Begone Nic-fits!

    Thank Gawd!

    *goes out for a smoke*

    Keep the wand.

  301. You’re the worst fairy godmother ever Chumpo.

  302. …in xbrad’s trunk.

    When did I become the designated asshole around here?

    Where the fuck is Sean, anyway?

  303. “At this rate, McCain could win”

    Jeebus. Better get the Re-Animator to run as veep.

  304. <<<We need to stop electing lawyers and start electing accountants.

    DoD employs more accountants than infantrymen.

    How's that working out for us?

  305. Just relax. Who m I gonna rip on?

  306. BBF?

    http://tinyurl.com/4hec4eb

    Nope. I just saw the real ones. Those have to be teh fake.

  307. “DoD employs more accountants than infantrymen.”

    Is that a fact? Un-be-lievable.

  308. Pool scene (NSFW): http://tinyurl.com/45kaf2k

  309. >> We need to stop electing lawyers and start electing accountants.

    Wouldn’t make a difference.

    The best thing is that we get to watch Japan and Europe swirl down the drain before we do. Best case.

  310. There’s about 35,000 infantrymen in the Army (that is, MOS 11 series serving in infantry units) and a goodly number in the Marines, somewhere around 10,000.

    Between DoD, and the various branches of the services, employs about 50,000 accountants and other persons involved in the cost accounting business. And usually at higher paygrades, at that. That doesn’t count the costs of accountants at defense contractors needed to comply with DoD requirements.

    Ben Rich, in his excellent book on the Skunk Works, talked at length about the perils of having such cost accounting. For a long time, I’ve felt that the better course would be to fire every accountant in DoD and the contractors, and then reprice the contracts, then bump them 100%. It would still be cheaper.

  311. Pool scene (NSFW):

    Yanno, nudity completely fails to impress once you’ve taken a life drawing course or three.

  312. Revvy, you’r penis is too small to appreciate the beauty of a nude in a pool.

  313. It would still be cheaper.

    That is a good idea.

  314. Where the hell did that apostrophe come from?

  315. Rev, that was just a comparison shot.

    Full-on bush in the same scene, though (not Cybil’s). Very racy for a 1971 movie.

  316. *cancels drawing course registration*

    *Laughs too loud (again)*

    *Gets told not to be reading “That” at night (again)*

  317. Xbrad, can I submit someone for LoadHeat?

    http://tinyurl.com/4634ul8

  318. Geoff, don’t get me started on the DoD procurement clusterfuck.

    Everyone wants to beat up on DoD for a $600 hammer, but the fucking rules for procurement were written in Congress.

  319. >> I think most accountants would get hives dealing with government budgeting shenanigans. And they have a genetic aversion to operating in the red.

    Back in the day, I audited government accountants. Ummm … no.

    There are civil service accountants, too. They make sure you spend every dime in your budget so you don’t get cut next year.

  320. **puts Mr. Chumpo on the “kill very soon” list.

  321. Chumpo, the best thing about your picture was that when I closed it the screen went to Cybil’s bewbs.

    WIN!!!

  322. That’s my pal.

  323. Holy shit!

    Is it really past midnight here on the West Coast?

  324. You know footheads really fail to impress after taking live nude drawing classes or something…

  325. do you need a cheap used diving watch?

  326. Probably a good idea Geoff – getting an actually attractive model is an extreme rarity.

  327. Define “actually attractive”…

    **takes off clothes**

  328. I should trade futures or forex so I could make money while I’m bullshitting with you goofballs.

    *Shorts Nikkei*

  329. … yeah xbrad, guys like you were about the usual fare.

  330. Geoff, if you suddenly learn you’re a “minority owned business” you’ll be golden.

  331. >> Geoff, if you suddenly learn you’re a “minority owned business” you’ll be golden.

    Heh. Like there isn’t an entire industry devoted to creating front MBE/WBE’s.

  332. Ouch, Revy.

    My fragile ego is gonna take a while to recover from that one.

  333. Watching this movie (Last Picture Show) reminds me of a term we had for chicks like Cybil. She’s slingin’ that cat all over the place.

  334. Sigh. Being 8A would make life very, very easy.

    that’s African-American Lesbian Transgender, right?

    Look, go ahead and claim it. Who is DoD to define you? If you SAY you’re AALT, then you ARE AALT.

  335. Better that then having to live with the guilt of turning an entire art class lesbian.

    Dude, I love lesbian pron. As long as they go lipstick, and not butch.

  336. If you SAY you’re AALT, then you ARE AALT.
    stop it!
    I am really getting in trouble over here…

  337. “She’s slingin’ that cat all over the place.”

    sung to the tune of “I’m gonna wash that grey right out of my hair”

  338. Look, I didn’t say he was a good looking African American Lesbian Transgender.

    Just good enough to get a DoD contract…

  339. I’m starting to guess that my plans to watch last nights episodes of House and The Chicago Code will not come to fruition tonight…

  340. >> Just good enough to get a DoD contract…

    *Puts in the “part of the problem” file*

    *Cuts by $20 billion*

  341. You’re the one that left yourself open for it xbrad – don’t blame me for it.

  342. I’m starting to guess that my plans to find the bottom of this bottle of Myer’s are…

  343. Revvy, I’ll have you know that there are women out there that actually find me sexually attractive.

    **hands Revvy a brochure for the New York Institute for the Blind**

  344. >> It doesn’t take long for the 8As to go out of business if their only qualification is their certification.

    Damage done.

  345. OK, girls, I’m gonna pass out face down in a gutter call it a night.

    Try not to molest the youngin…

  346. “In the alphabet soup of small business categories and certifications, you may not have heard of the Small Business Administration 8(a) Business Development Program aimed to bolster minority and other disadvantaged businesses through federal contract and other preferences. ”
    from Free Enterprise, Teh Tubes.

    How does being a minority owned Business make you disadvantaged and what other “disadvantaged” businesses are there?

  347. So long xbrad.

  348. Don’t worry about me xbrad – I think most of the Hostages are afeard of my Daddy. Nighty night!

  349. Bye Geoff.

  350. I’m Melting.

    Melting

    Melting.

    ch zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  351. Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I just watched that Jersey Shore “The Situation” guy’s performance at the Comedy Central Donald Trump roast.

    The Enola Gay didn’t bomb that fucking hard.

  352. The city of Dresden called that douche and said “Thanks for not stopping by.”

  353. Guy Fawkes called “The Situation” and asked, “Where the fuck was your stupid orange ass when I needed you?”

  354. Everyone involved with the making of Ishtar just sent that guy a fucking gift basket.

  355. Having fun Sean?

  356. I’m having trouble thinking of other bombing situations. It’s like hell for me.

  357. Is Jersey Shore where that idiot came from? I really don’t know.

  358. Yeah. That’s where he’s from.

  359. Makes sense.

    I mean that that’s where he came from – Jersey Shore in and of itself will never make sense to me.

  360. It’s not like I can complain, though, coming from SoCal. I see the same kind of d-bags on an almost daily basis.

  361. CT has a very few of them – VERY few. And NY has pretty much none. I just don’t get why people watch it.

  362. I FEEL GOOD FOR NOT BEING THAT PERSON!!!

    *buys thing advertised during that show*

    Um, still…

  363. which person?

  364. Any of them.

    I apologize for updating my comment.

  365. no worries.
    I’m just watching some 90’s camp right now, which I would take over reality TV any day.

  366. Sleepy time now.

  367. Nighty night

  368. Just read. Wiserbud, you are fabulous.

  369. Good job Wiserbud! Let us know where you end up after your deportation.

  370. Morning!

    Wakey wakey

    Good job wiser. HOw satisfying that must have been…

  371. You think he’ll be deported? I thought they had re-education camps?

  372. They mentioned my question in the story about the meeting in my local paper and in their on-line edition.

    http://www.myrecordjournal.com/meriden/article_dff1c6b2-4f79-11e0-b6f8-001cc4c03286.html

    (last two paragraphs. Note how they play it to make Malloy look good.)

    I couldn’t resist, I just had to comment on the story:

    It seems that Gov. Malloy’s commitment to making the “hard cuts” ends where his ideology begins.

    Even a small amount of research will make it very clear to anyone who is honestly interested the huge financial toll that illegal immigrants place on our society. And yet, Gov. Malloy would have us believe that he has cut the budget to the bone, while he commits even more of our tax dollars (in direct violation of federal law, by the way) to those who are in this country illegally.

    I found Gov. Malloy’s attempt to play on our sympathies when he was questioned about this last night to be incredibly condescending and offensive.

    I guess the only thing even more ridiculous than Gov. Malloy’s answer was the person who called me a “hater” after the meeting for daring to even ask the question in the first place.

    What an extremely cogent and well-thought-out response, sir. You should be extremely proud of yourself.

  373. It’s Wednesday, which means Obama can’t go golfing today.

    But WE can have HHD.

    But … anyone seen Roamy lately? I haven’t.

    worries.

  374. Good job Wiserbud! Let us know where you end up after your deportation.

    No habla, mi amigo.

  375. From Wiser’s story:

    Ken Krayeske, a lawyer and freelance writer from Meriden, got what were perhaps the night’s biggest cheers when he asked why Malloy would not consider taxing the state’s billionaires, the top 10 of whom he said have a combined net worth of $30 billion. He noted that half of Greenwich hedge fund manager Steve Cohen’s net worth would close the state’s $4 billion deficit instantaneously.”Do you honestly think he wouldn’t move to another state?” Malloy answered. “I don’t care,” Krayeske responded.

    What an idiot. Yea, let’s run all the rich people out of town.

  376. But … anyone seen Roamy lately? I haven’t.

    She popped in with a drive-by last night.

    She’s fine, just really busy.

  377. Hey, I found the dufous’s site:

    http://www.the40yearplan.com/

  378. Too busy for HHD?

    (lip trembles)

  379. What an idiot. Yea, let’s run all the rich people out of town.

    Yeah, he’s the guy the Gov. sorta dismissed. Malloy repeatedly explained last night that the rich are seeing a pretty large tax increase already under his plan. When Krayeske said he didn’t care is the rich people left the state, Malloy just said “Ok, thank you. Next?”

    I applauded like an monkey on crack at that, just to throw it back in the faces of all the stupid little greedheads who applauded at Krayeske’s suggestion initially.

  380. Here he lays it all out:

    I want equitable distribution of resources. If this makes me a communist, then so be it. I cannot reconcile the extravagant wealth I have seen while working for billionaires on their yachts with the poverty I have witnessed working with teenagers in Hartford or traveling in poor countries.

    My impatience urges me to demand a government that takes the money from the mega-rich and distributes to those who are being exploited for the benefit of the super-wealthy. The billions I have seen wasted on diesel fuel for the mega-rich can easily provide the next demands.

  381. Poor CT too many people from MA moved into your state. I speak with authority since I grew up there and moved to MA for my adult life. Now MA is trying to destroy NH, maybe because CT is too screwed up.

  382. Too busy for HHD?

    nope.

  383. When people discuss redistribution of wealth I always get the impression that they are claiming the moral high ground for the ‘poor’ but really want to live with a system that doesn’t have room for personal accountability.

  384. Poor CT too many people from MA moved into your state.

    Worse than that are all the mega-rich Gold Coasters who live in Fairfield County who are your typical limousine liberals.

    Of course, they are very pleased with Malloy’s new budget, as they are seeing an increase in the funds they are receiving from the state, while poorest towns are seeing a decrease.

    CT Liberals are the worst.

  385. Let me sum up:

    Socialism = lazy.

  386. When people discuss redistribution of wealth I always get the impression that they are claiming the moral high ground for the ‘poor’ but really want to live with a system that doesn’t have room for personal accountability.

    The blatant jealousy of these people is palpable. Every time someone mentioned taking more money from the rich, half the room started clapping like trained seals.

    The leaders on the left have done a great job of brainwashing their idiot followers, that’s for damn sure.

  387. Obama can golf today Car in, he finished his brackets yesterday.

  388. when Obama starts golfing on the weekdays …

    Oh, what am I saying. the media will still carry his water.

  389. American Thinker article on the Golfer in Chief.

    On May 25th, 2009 – Memorial Day — Obama observed a moment of silence while on the golf course, in a show of national unity. I thought that Memorial Day ‘gesture’ – a glimpse of Tatemae amidst Honne – was among the most insulting of Obama’s golfing moments. Until now.

    Character is as character does.

    A moment of silence on the golf course. Genius.

  390. Obama’s superbusy day:

    1:35 pm || Meets with USAID Administrator Raj Shah
    2:55 pm || Accepts an award in conjunction with Sunshine Week*
    5:00 pm || Delivers remarks at a DNC fundraiser

    That award? *According to the White House, the award is “from a coalition of good government groups and transparency advocates to recognize ‘his deep commitment to an open and transparent government—of, by, and for the people.’”

    BA HAA HAA HAAAAA

    This all from my new favorite website White House Dossier. That guy’s hilarious.

  391. *5 Golf Claps for Wiserbud speaking truth to power*

  392. *5 Golf Claps for Wiserbud speaking truth to power*

    Thanks, mah brutha!

  393. Hells Yeah!! well played wiser

  394. late to the party, but well done Wiser!

    Put me down for a toast to Wiser in St. Louis…

  395. still can’t find the video….

    7 cameras there and no video to be found anywhere…..

  396. Heads on a stick!
    Heads on a stick!

  397. I was looking for it also wiser. I did notice that the the videos of his townhall meetings were showing up on youtube generally 4 days after the particular town hall meeting.

    That will be ample time for them to edit your ugly ass out of there.

  398. Comment by Corona on March 16, 2011 9:58 am

    Heads on a stick!
    Heads on a stick!

    WTF???? Now my cat is commenting here?

  399. I did notice that the the videos of his townhall meetings were showing up on youtube generally 4 days after the particular town hall meeting.

    Yeah, I noticed that too. Guess I’ll just have to wait.

  400. Good morning, morons.

  401. Heads on a stick!
    Heads on a stick!

    WTF???? Now my cat is commenting here?

    HAAA HA HA HAAA

  402. Meh, commenting cats are sooooo last year. Call me when Tikki starts commenting.

  403. I heard a dessicated head on a stick looks pretty with lipstick and an Easter bonnet.

  404. Call me when Tikki starts commenting.

    Tiki: So, I totally believe that …SQUIRREL!!!!

  405. HHD is up!

  406. […] Malloy, flustered, tried the Look At This Cute Kid, You Evil Person defense twice, leading to this bit: I interrupt and say “So, your response is that you feel that spending our tax dollars on illegal […]


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