I don’t really have a theme for this week, other than TV shows that have been recommended to me and the usual hunt for a decent looking redhead.
Also trying to find a nice video that Vevo hasn’t fucked up.
Now for some hunky hunks. A little Justified, maybe?
Hunting pics, I found this one from The Shield.
A redhead for Carin – Scott Grimes from ER
Holy cow, I put up three pictures and not one is shirtless? WTF?
Shaun-T Insanity
Whew, almost ruined my reputation.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Chiklis looked badass on The Shield. I should check out his new show and see if he’s back down to his fighting weight or if he’s still got his Commish-paunch.
Oh goshdarnit, why am I first?
That’s it, I’m leaving, this is a one-man sausage party.
Chiklis is almost Commish weight again … not quite but almost.
Miss Car in, I must disagree with you a bit in your characterization that Obama wants to push us toward European style socialism. It, IMO, is One World Order socialism as envisioned by his boss, George Soros.
The guy in the brown pants and brown skin< his look just told me to come over and make him some breakfast. It also said that I could go ahead and eat it off his stomach. *BUNK*
Why do 85% of the guys in HHD posts look like they’re pissed off?
Do women secretly like the look of a pissed off man?
*scratches head*
Hmm. Maybe that’s why they try so hard to piss us off all the time.
Miss Car in, I must disagree with you a bit in your characterization that Obama wants to push us toward European style socialism. It, IMO, is One World Order socialism as envisioned by his boss, George Soros.
Yes, eventually.
I like the insanity guy.
Roads are either flooded or blocked here. Bleah.
Michael, last week’s HHD had one with a sweet smile. Most of them are trying for the tough look, which I think translates as pissed off.
I come here for dick jokes.
You forgot the “joke” part.
Feel good story of the day:
http://tinyurl.com/4q8s39a
Clint Eastwood step aside.
Doc Zero http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=42201
Money quote: “What kind of ‘universal’ solution doesn’t apply to everyone?”
+11 on the HHD Roamy!
http://is.gd/0c2EAe
I just bought my ticket for the St Louis deal. Mrs MJ is on the fence because of work. We’ll see.
Heh, Vmax, what do you want to bet the lady gets “selective amnesia” in regards to the identity of the shooter?
I bought this post a coffee mug http://i.imgur.com/fGHd7.jpg
Thanks for the advice, Car in. Been thinking about getting a bike, it’s almost nice enough to start doing that.
Then it dumped another bunch of snow on us. No, I did not find $20.
On-topic for last week ~ Steyn now on FaceChimp: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/261671/winning-future-mark-steyn
MJ, I suggest you begin your liver training regimen now.
what’s up with the gay dude above lou diamond phillips (the other gay dude)
Check you email Andy
Shawn T is gayer than red velvet cake. And I’m not saying that just to be a typical hostage dick. He really is.
Time to get boys ready for school. I check back later, cool kids.
Hello! 81 degrees and sunny today!!! Heading for Salt River Fields later to watch my beloved Brewers humiliate the AZ Diamondbacks. Don’t hate me.
I like red velvet cake.
MJ, I suggest you begin your liver training regimen now.
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I’m actually cutting back.
This is the day the Lord hath made, let us rejoice and be glad…. we are not homo’s
NPR CEO Vivian Schiller has resigned.
How long before she goes to work for the administration as director of pompous non-partisanosity?
I like red velvet cake yogurt.
They’re sayin she was forced out. Damage control.
I’ve never had red velvet cake.
True story
What’s wrong with her being forced out? She’s an asshole – a lying asshole.
I didn’t say there was anything wrong about it. I’m observing that they are lying assholes too, only they haven’t been caught yet.
“I’m actually cutting back.”
Please explain your theory.
Carin, you need to have a homemade red velvet cake with the right kind of frosting, not the abomination disguised as red velvet cake sold in bakeries (except Beasn’s). You coming to St. Louis?
Mr. RFH is making another attempt to get out and take the kids to school.
Weather here sucks, but apparently it’s good in FL. Shuttle Discovery will be landing at 11:57 AM Eastern time.
Wow. Unemployment’s great. I haven’t done shit all morning!
They’re sayin she was forced out. Damage control.
Yeah, watch how long it takes for them to blame all of the previous bias on the Schillers (no relation) and go back tothe Feds with their hands out, saying “we’re better now. Please don’t cut us off.”
What really bugs me about this whole deal is that both of those lying scumbags are gonna land on their feet with a big paycheck at some liberal think-tank, where they will arrogantly try to spin this whole situation to make themselves look like the victims of the VRWC.
And idiots will believe them.
Please explain your theory.
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I really don’t have one. I just want my head clear for the next few weeks. Let me clear: this doesn’t include weekends.
Wow. Unemployment’s great. I haven’t done shit all morning!
Hey, HM. Haven’t crossed paths with you since you lost yer job. Sorry to hear the news. Hopefully you’ll bounce back quickly.
Did I send you the list of recruiters I have a while back?
The meta description on this article are soo wheezeley and the AP Sucks
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_NPR_TEA_PARTY_CRITICISM?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-03-09-08-34-37
The title of the Article is:
“NPR chief executive quits over hidden camera video”
then it goes into her ousting by NPR
If you try to post the article on FaceChimp it says “the latest round of conservative attacks on public broadcasting……” then you gotta click to read it.
Did I send you the list of recruiters I have a while back?
I don’t think so.
I was embarrassed listening to Schiller. He’s not a bright guy.
But then again, you are right. There will be someone equally stupid, with more money, offering him a job pretty soon.
HM, check yer yahoo e-mail.
Who is the guy Schiller yall are talking about?
If you try to post the article on FaceChimp it says “the latest round of conservative attacks on public broadcasting……” then you gotta click to read it.
douchebags.
So videotaping them while they are in their natural state of mind and freely sharing their opinions is now considered an attack.
Who is the guy Schiller yall are talking about?
Ron Schiller, President NPR, VP Development, up until two days ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXinMaw-1qg
HM, check yer yahoo e-mail.
NO! You check yours!!!1!1
yes but of course they know that reads stupid so instead of coming out and writing it they add it to the html of the page so when 1000’s post it to facechimp or where ever they can actually get their premise across and not have to defend themselves against it’s fallacy. Libtarded computer nerds
I know one thing. There’s way too many Schillers involved in this. Ron, Vivian, Ben (crap, that’s a Stiller).
It’ll be anarchy! Dogs and cats, living together!
So Ron and Vivian are of no relation?
no relation
I stand corrected, they are both total douchebags that just lost their jobs at the same place. Other than that, complete strangers.
Ah yes, the douchebag family tree. Or is it a family sack? Sack fits better.
NO! You check yours!!!1!1
you can’t make me.
nyahh.
You know, Shiller sounds kind of German to me…and you know who else was German…
Other than that, complete strangers.
But idealogically joined at the vagina.
You know, Shiller sounds kind of German to me…and you know who else was German…
hahahahaha
Just heard on the news that there is not a single elected official in the state of CT with an approval rating above 50%.
>> But idealogically joined at the vagina.
that word makes me uncomfortable.
That’s just weird that TWO douche bags would have the same name. Go figure.
Speaking of a VRWC, you guys should check this site out:
http://www.ravnwood.com/vrwc.shtml
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! And the wheels justkeep falling off all around them
NPR, PBS campaigns to keep federal funds called unlawful
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/mar/7/npr-pbs-campaigns-to-keep-federal-funds-called-unl/
But of course, this idiot doesn’t get it:
Mike Dunn, KBIA’s general manager, said he doesn’t think the station’s ad is “inappropriate” because it doesn’t tell people what side of the spending battle to line up on, and costs next to nothing. The message, he said, took about 10 minutes to make and about 10 minutes to post to the website, and that the radio announcers reading the ad on air would have been reading some sort of ad anyway.
“It has taken up a little bit of time,” Mr. Dunn said. “We put it out on the air. We put it on our website, but there was no tangible cost.”
Duuuuuuh, hey dumbass? THE COST DON’T MATTER!!! It’s fucking illegal, no matter what it cost or how little time it took., you fucking leech!
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dubbed me a leech yesterday. Don’t lump that vampire in with me..
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dubbed me a leech yesterday. Don’t lump that vampire in with me..
I called you a leech
I called Mike a fucking leech.
subtle difference, but a difference nonetheless.
Did y’all pick out a hotel in STL?
We are still on the fence, and will remain so pretty much until something that funds the gov’t through the FY (which isn’t much longer…) gets passed.
Also, I’m thinking it’s time to just bite the bullet and get a new A/C and furnace. Should save money in the long run, but it does mean dropping a big wad of cash in the short term. Which makes things more challenging.
Just heard on the news that there is not a single elected official in the state of CT with an approval rating above 50%.
Did you see the breakdown of the which cities are getting more funds and which are getting less?
Priceless!
http://www.ctmirror.org/story/11779/fairfield-county-biggest-winner-under-governors-town-aid-plan
For those who don’t know CT, Fairfield County is known as the Gold Coast. One of the richest counties in the country.
that word makes me uncomfortable.
idealogically?
Mrs. Peel, I had to do the same thing. $6K for a new A/C and furnace.
De-orbit burn for STS-133 complete.
Carin, you need to have a homemade red velvet cake with the right kind of frosting, not the abomination disguised as red velvet cake sold in bakeries (except Beasn’s). You coming to St. Louis?
I’m trying my darndest to go.
Yo Wiser,
Handicapped cognitively by being from Texas and lacking an understanding of fancy east coast, blue state taxing strategies, could you explain the last paragraph in that story you linked for me.
Further complicating matters, Malloy is proposing more than $1.5 billion in new tax hikes, including five new income tax rates topped by a 6.7 percent levy on earnings above $500,000 for singles and $1 million for individuals.
Trying is dying.
Carin has to go to MO, because I haven’t met her yet. Same for Romy. Peel also has to go, because I haven’t met Will yet.
For those I haven’t met, attendance is mandatory.
*a shrug of helpless futility*
Sorry folks, I don’t make the rules.
Moron shopping list
http://www.someecards.com/2011/02/25/horrible-spelling-wal-mart-grocery-list
I’ve been begging my husband.
I don’t know what else I can do?
Sorry folks, I don’t make the rules.
Mare?
I wonder if I will hear that awesome double sonic boom? I do not always hear it, so there must be some variation in the landings.
could you explain the last paragraph in that story you linked for me.
I just link ’em, I don’t write ’em.
I’ve been begging my husband.
Nice to see the shoe on the other foot for once.
National Palestinian Radio just won’t be the same without Schiller2 on the tiller.
National Palestinian Radio
Oh my, that’s a keeper. Hadn’t heard that one.
http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/policereports/article/Cops-New-Haven-man-cut-haircut-short-to-use-1048040.php
YEAH! I get to make the rules………..
>> Oh my, that’s a keeper. Hadn’t heard that one.
That’s actually on the O’Keefe sting tape. I can only take credit for remembering that cocksucker Schiller No. 1 and whoever the scrunt was that was with him chuckling at it.
Our Goldenfest made the news
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/mar/05/goldenfest-bonita-springs-golden-rescue-naples/
The link to the slideshow
http://tinyurl.com/6xj4qdg
Vman, I liked that shopping list……..definitely a hostage.
I was more appalled at the content of the list than the misspellings.
Vmax, those retrievers are beautiful! The picture 19 out of 20…..those dogs are just beautiful.
Is he fucking retarded?
Moron shopping list
True story. I was emptying Rocketboy’s pants pockets while doing laundry and found a prayer card, a medal, Kleenex, a cough drop, a bullet shell, red and black pens, a pencil, and $20 (for real). Mr. RFH said it sounded like one of Rosetta’s shopping lists.
I’m a horrible speller. Safari allows you do you the auto correct dealo, but my firefox only TELLS me when the words are spelled wrong. Doesn’t give me a hint or nuthin.
So, I try and try to get it right – it’s almost become an obsession with me. To get it correct w/o using my computer’s dictionary.
It doesn’t help, of course, that sometimes the letters are so small, I can’t really see where the errors are.
SYWM
Vmax, you should be able to hear it. Discovery’s coming in from the southwest.
Cool, vmax.
Daisy wags her tail approvingly.
I was appalled that they were buying both instant potatoes AND a bag of potatoes.
honestly … who uses instant potatoes.
It’s like using a recipe for ice water.
Is he fucking retarded?
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Is the Pope Catholic?
Get ready, Vmax, shuttle’s over Cancun, crossing the gulf.
Boom! Boom!
There it goes!
😀
HA! Roamy……that’s a great list.
Been to a couple of launches, seen the Shuttle/ISS orbit overhead and watched one streak across the sky on its way to a landing (when we lived in DFW, eerily reminiscent of STS-107), but I’ve never seen the actual touchdown live. And never will.
The house literally rocks, the dogs bark, I am grinning like a idiot!
MJ, did you hear it?
Verrrah nice meat buffet, Roamy…..
They’re sayin she was forced out. Damage control.
Horse. Barn Door.
Mr. TiFW and I will be coming to STL in the tricked-out “Rebecca van”, so plan accordingly. I may or may not be anyone’s cup of tea, but EVERYBODY gets along with Mr. TiFW. EVERYBODY.
We are staying at the same hotel as DiT: http://www.starwoodhotels.com/sheraton/search/pre_decider_all.html?propertyID=804
I’m so excited!!!!!!!!!
I thought the 19th pic was the best too Mare.
I am not so good with spelling Car in, but that has me beat.
I just heard it!
Discovery landed safely. Dammit, I was NOT going to cry.
Is he fucking retarded?
Let’s go down the list and figure this out, shall we?
works for PBS…
Yep, he’s retarded.
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 9, 2011 11:47 am
Get ready, Vmax, shuttle’s over Cancun, crossing the gulf.
Comment by Vmaximus on March 9, 2011 11:51 am
Boom! Boom!
There it goes!
Coolest blog comments ever.
Seriously, that’s so awesome.
I wonder how big the sonic boom footprint is too Romy, I am guessing I hear it about 25% of the time
Here’s my funny blog entry for the day:
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/03/09/banned-from-target/
Please feel free to go visit and leave a comment. Just remember that my dear sweet mother and my children read my blog….
Teresa, I’ve seen that before but it’s an absolute classic.
I thought the timing on those comments were fortuitous Laura.
Discovery landed safely. Dammit, I was NOT going to cry.
Why not? It’s what I did back in 1980 when the 1st one landed safely. It’s a great accomplishment, and everyone who ever worked on those missions – no matter how small the task – can pat themself on the back and say that they did a great job; one that NO other country has ever done. You were part of an exceptional achievement.
Like I said, Mare, my aunt sent it to me – I just had to pass it along, as it so sounds like something that Mr. TiFW would do…..
>>Vmax, you should be able to hear it. Discovery’s coming in from the southwest.
I used to be able to hear it when it landed in California. BOOM BOOM!
It makes me LOL every time I read it.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
this just keeps getting better and better.
Ron Schiller decides that, in light of the current controversy, it would be better if he didn’t go to work at AI.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2686032/posts
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight……… Ron decided that all on his own, ’cause he’s such a great guy.
Guess it’s hard to go to work for one of the Jews who runs the media when you’ve made it clear that you think the Jews run the media.
http://tinyurl.com/6ydabcv
I bet all of the liberals are really mad at Al Gore right now – this Internet thingy that he invented is making their lives miserable…..
Potato flakes are useful in making some breads. However, judging by the list, i don’t think they were using it for that purpose.
You could use real potatos, too, but it’s quicker to use the flakes, and you can’t tell the difference anyway.
Plus it’s handy to have them around, in case you run out, and don’t have time to make more. Butter hides everything!
Heh, the BOOM BOOM comments reminded me of when we lived in Michigan, at the end of an active runway. My grandma came to stay with us. We had gotten used to the F100s taking off, and also going supersonic over the runway, so they would bother less people in the surrounding towns. However, no one informed Grandma of the noise, and unexpected sounds generated by military aircraft.
We were awakened by a blood curdling scream the first time this occurred. Explaining the sonic booms after being awakened were also humorous to us. Grandma, not so much. I don’t think she slept at all that week.
“You could use real potatos, too, but it’s quicker to use the flakes, and you can’t tell the difference anyway.”
I agree, I don’t know what my mom did to them but they were great and zero leftovers.
Thanks for the head’s up Roamy. I would have thought it was a plane from McDill if you hadn’t have given me notice.
out of left field…
If you really want your blood pressure to elevate, listen to the latest Ricochet podcast between David Limbaugh and Mickey Kaus. It will quickly disabuse you of the notion that Kaus is one of the “good” liberals.
It starts bad and gets worse. After doing a few obesiances to “reason” like saying it’s not necessarily good that the government keeps expanding, it’s quickly back to boilerplate like a tax hike on the rich won’t cause the end of the world, Obama was a brilliant leader on Egypt, the Cairo speech did some real good.
Then he drops the mask. On the subject of Obama’s motivations, the subject of racism comes up. Of course Kaus denies there is a racist bone in Barry’s body. Fine, who knows. However, he proceeds to rebut Limbaugh’s accusations of racism on the left (constantly playing the victim card, the words of men like Holder, Biden, Reid) by saying there are a few racists on the Left, but they are the more nuanced kind, who condescend to non-whites (“Oh, they need our help”). In contrast, he says the more conventional racists are on our side. Look at the South, look at guns. Look at… Arizona. Yep, Arizona. Giffords.
He said Reid was exactly correct when he claimed Obama was picked because he had light skin, and didn’t speak with a conventional Negro dialect; Kaus merely averred that Reid put it awkwardly.
But the conventional racists are on our side.
About the last I could take before shutting off the podcast was Kaus’s accusation that it’s on the right where you find militias saying 200 people could overthrow the government with guns. But there is no violence on the Left.
At that point I realized I was the idiot, to be even listening to this podcast. I skipped the last 15 minutes. So there is only 45 minutes of my life I’ll never recover.
If you can read this, Mickey, eat a sack of Schnauzer dicks. With hot sauce.
Ron Schiller decides that, in light of the current controversy, it would be better if he didn’t go to work at AI.
Hahahahahaha. I’d have loved to have heard the conversation between him and the (I’m sure Zionist-controlled) Aspen Institute.
* Helen Thomas
* Rick Sanchez
* Ron Schiller, Vivian Schiller and maybe NPR’s federal funding
The Juice are kicking ass in the Age of Obama.
Jay, I’m not sure they were using the real potatoes for cooking. Rosetta can ‘splain it to you if need be.
“If you can read this, Mickey, eat a sack of Schnauzer dicks. With hot sauce.”
HA!
Good recap, George.
I think it’s simply another example of, “you can’t argue with a liberal.” There is no logic or reason. They need to leave politics and “journalism” and paint in the woods or write idiotic poetry.
Yeah, I’m gonna miss the launches on NASA channel in HD. Especially the night ones! There’s some tax dollars I’m willing to spend, on TV!
Looks at ingredients of instant potatoes:
Stands firm.
I’ve been begging my husband.
I don’t know what else I can do?
Perhaps a shift from the Interrogative to the Declarative is in order.
#
Jay, I’m not sure they were using the real potatoes for cooking. Rosetta can ‘splain it to you if need be.
#
Oh. Yes. Well.
I’m coming by myself Car in.
(this is actually a chemical used in electroplating)
Goes well with my iron stomach.
Except for sauerkraut, yuck!
Oh, Mr Car In doesn’t wanna come.
I’m begging him to send me happily.
*nods*
What Lauraw said
I mean, I could just tell him I’m going.
I’d prefer that he was happy about it.
I think he will be. I just haven’t work it all out.
Of course, I’m happy to know that other wimmens are going alone.
“The Juice are kicking ass in the Age of Obama.”
HA!
“The Juice are kicking ass in the Age of Obama.”
Yeah, but they’ll still vote for him in 2012, like 80-20.
I’m coming by myself Car in.
xbrad?
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/03/09/2105826/swedish-bank-robber-busted-by.html
suppeth unto all you all
Hey Uncle.
it’s snowing.
again.
fml
Not unclefacts
awesome, it’s a coat kit!
on 77 heading into Charlotte. . . And the rain.
on 77 heading into Charlotte. . . And the rain.
drive safely, dude.
And turn off your turn signal.
Butter hides everything!
Is that where the expression butter-face comes from?
@ 12:34 Cyn:
Congratulations, Cyn! I too do that, often. *Sigh.*
Okay, this is hilarious:
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/09/newt-on-why-he-ditched-his-first-two-wives-“partially-driven-by-how-passionately-i-felt-about-this-country”/#more-14140
>> idealogically?
Not that one.
And get the fuck out of the left lane.
Countdown, by Rush, sync’d with Discovery lift-off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5vPrrnb6tw
Too bad the NASA soundtrack on their song is a Columbia lift-off, and not a Discovery launch.
Newt’s marital lowness is bad, I feel like a shumck disliking him for sitting on a park bench with Pelosi saying we need to do something about “climate change” and using “clean energy.”
That was the end for me. Both are lies, both have cost us billions and will eventually make us third world like the UK and their lame power shortages.
“Yeah, but they’ll still vote for him in 2012, like 80-20.”
MJ is always pragmatic.
Happy driving Chief!
Heh. MJ’s stirring up shit at the HQ.
I like the cut of his jib and look forward to having him buy me a beer in StL.
Heh. MJ’s stirring up shit at the HQ.
Ooh, I likes me some stirred shiat. Which thread?
I’m thinking the first round in STL should be on Floyd…..
The Palin one.
I’m thinking the first round in STL should be on Floyd…..
He’s kinda small.
‘K, I’m gonna look over there.
Must be sleepyday for the morons, because that Palin thread hasn’t even 75 comments yet. Used to be even mentioning Palin or Huckabee could start a toasty thread war.
Good times, good times.
Shit stirring on a Palin thread? First time EVAH!
Palin… it is a killing word, Muad’dib. Use it wisely.
I don’t know why but Jay in Ames’s avatard always cracks me up. Never gets old.
Good times, good times.
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I was trying to get it going. I was hoping for all out war, but alas, it was not meant to be.
George, put your hand in this box.
Hey, James are you black or just your avatar? NTTIATWWT
Mare, are you a horse or just your avatar? NTTIAWWT
It would be really funny if James was actually Isaac.
Sheesh, what the hell is in there? It burns. Why are you pointing a poison needle at me?
hahahahahahahahaha
http://tinyurl.com/4hstz57
I prefer the mystery, Mare.
I’m not Isaac, but I make a mean strawberry daiquiri!
http://tinyurl.com/4hstz57
Now that is the kind of attitude we could use in our GOP leadership.
“It would be really funny if James was actually Isaac.”
That’s what I was thinking.
Hotspur, yes, in real life I am a horse.
In real life I’m exactly the same. Douchy.
“I prefer the mystery, Mare.”
Okay, James, it’s just that I’m in charge of diversity around here (Wiser said I could) and I need to do a “minority sensitivity training” seminar sometime this quarter. You being black would have been a good audio/visual aid.
“In real life I’m exactly the same. Douchy.”
HAHAHAHA…..Me too.
I don’t think we hav any black Hostages. We’re just another group of right wing racists.
A long time ago at Ace’s somebody told me that lauraw was black. But I’ve seen meatup pictures of her from the back and she looks more……..mediterranian.
I don’t think we hav any black Hostages. We’re just another group of right wing racists.
Just ask Mickey Kaus.
You being black would have been a good audio/visual aid.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
nice one mare.
“see this, you fucking idiots? This is a “black” person. So no, that does not mean he is actually black.”
I’m sort of pinky-orange, except when I’ve been drinking. Then I’m green around the gill slits.
“I don’t think we hav any black Hostages.”
Dunno. Africanchique or Africanchick, from Ace’s showed up at one of the meet ups.
She was absolutely beautiful. I think Laura hit on her.
Wiser will remember her.
Wiser will remember her.
oh hell yeah. she was incredibly hot. and smart. and funny. and hot.
Did I mention hot? like the sun.
Mare, James lives in Ames, Iowa. There are approximately 47 blacks there and 46 of them play on Iowa States’ sports teams.
There’s your clue.
Well played, clintbird, well played.
Although, no one ever asked if I played any sports.
Mare, James lives in Ames, Iowa. There are approximately 47 blacks there and 46 of them play on Iowa States’ sports teams.
So, what your saying is…. he’s that guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kurwEQDi0Ms
Of course, this just means that I’ve been stereotyped, and will forever be known as “The Guy with the funny Avatar”.
I don’t know if I can stand to climb any higher on the social ladder. Or lower, depending on your point of view.
Calm down, Mare: http://is.gd/m7r1a6
Okay fire one up if you got one.
Teefs:
http://tinyurl.com/4v67zph
XB, I hope they work out well for you!
I bet those feel good!
Glad you got them, they look great.
Teefs:
VERY nice…..
Now we just need to do a little work on the rest of the face…….
Well, I don’t really smile, normally (never have) so grinning for a photo is a real challenge.
For some reason I get the Invalid URL from tinyurl every once in a while.
Nice, Brad.
Well, I don’t really smile, normally (never have) so grinning for a photo is a real challenge.
S’good thing you chose to go with the grimace instead then, huh?
Wiser, it must be tough going through life with no friends…
Wiser, it must be tough going through life with no friends…
Nah, I’ve gotten used to it. Certainly saves me a ton of money around Christmas time
Awesome Xbrad!
How do they feel?
Feels very, very weird. It will take a few weeks to get used to them, I guess.
This is SICK!!!! These people need to have their wedding tackle removed.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/texas.assault.arrests/index.html?hpt=T2
Brad, niiiiice teeth! They look great.
oh hell yeah. she was incredibly hot. and smart. and funny. and hot.
Did I mention hot? like the sun.
Yes. Yes she was all that. And smokin’ hot, too.
That was the at first meatup I went to … also known as the Dave in Ocean Meatup.
Awesome, xbrad.
Go bite something RIGHT NOW! Preferably something bacon-flavored.
Woo-hoo. Xbrad.
Lookin’ good.
For some reason I get the Invalid URL from tinyurl every once in a while.
Me too.
Try seeing if it’s plugged in. Or delete the “http://”
It’s just teeth, MJ. Don’t sweat it.
Whose turn is it to propose a new Denture Tax to the California State Legislature?
**emails CT state legislature proposing superfund cleanup of hump waste**
*raises hand and points to Paulitics*
What the fuck is this shit?
Made it almost to Virginia, but rain and a lack of visibility dictated that we find a hotel.
IIRC, Paulitics is getting scoped today. So he’s a little too busy to make tax proposals.
Those 55-gal. drums at the bottom of LI Sound are not mine. And they’re good for shellfish habitat.
I’ve been in storms like that, Chief – much better to err on the side of caution! We don’t want anything to happen to Herself…… 😉
Lovely smile, XBrad!
No Case III recovery at NAS Oceana, MCPO?
Xbrad- I’ve been driving since 8 am and got to the point where visibility was down to 40-50ft. Hard to go IFR with lots of truckers hauling ass (and chickens) up the road.
BTW – Those teefs look photoshopped!
These people need to have their wedding tackle removed.
Fortunately, there is a “Code of Honor”, even among jail inmates. I’m guessing that the animals that aren’t beaten within an inch of their lives in the first couple of months aren’t going to be able to sit down comfortably for YEARS….
So you’re saying you’re in North Carolina, right MCPO?
Did you know One Tree Hill is set and filmed in North Carolina?!
Mrs. Peel made a YouTube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5Z709J2eo
Did you know One Tree Hill is set and filmed in North Carolina?!
Did you know that I could not give anything close to a flying fuck?
Did you know One Tree Hill is set and filmed in North Carolina?!
*aims rotten-potato-laden trebuchet toward the CA desert for general purposes*
Well, if you had a day to spare, you could visit the USS North Carolina in Wilmington, see how the blackshoes lived.
You know Chief, if you get right up behind those truckers in the rain, I mean real close like, the rain all but disappears on your windshield. True story.
Cyn – I know!
*rolls eyes*
Truckers do not like to be tailgated.
Hahahahaha. From teh HQ sidebar: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/lachlan-markay/2011/03/09/breaking-npr-ceo-vivian-schiller-resigns-effective-immediately#ixzz1G8sjEWLx
Genius. Sheer, brazen genius.
Unless there’s cleavage.
Hotspur, if you get close enough, they don’t even know you’re there!
>> Did you know that I could not give anything close to a flying fuck?
Good point. Kitty Hawk it is!
IMPORTANT CHARLIE SHEEN NEWS:
Charlie thinks that he’s starting to lose his mind.
In other news, Charlie thinks that Erica Campbell is starting to look good.
Great header pic.
*dumps a few bucks in the H2 tip jar*
*dumps a few bucks in the H2 tip jar*
*takes $2 bill out of H2 tip jar*
GRANDMA!!!
Hey now; they spend like real money.
True dat.
Important Charlie Sheen news = Jumbo shrimp.
In some countries left in the world.
You need to check you email, Hosanna-Roseanna-Danna
Spam bucket?
Fofetta, your emails are kinda piling up now. And some of your Ball attendees require help.
Ah, Cyn already said it.
In some countries left in the world.
You need to check you email, Hosanna-Roseanna-Danna
What is Luxembourg?
Which, the old email or the new meat-up email?
Rosie!! Where you been you cross-dressing macho man??
Because I’m not checking both in the same 24-hour period.
Yes
Probably both, actually. But there is a hotel thread on your regular old email.
Rosie!! Where you been you cross-dressing macho man??
Working so you can buy your diapers and booze and amputee porn.
Because I’m not checking both in the same 24-hour period.
I’m going to fund my trip by selling raffle tickets for kicking your ass.
FINE!!!!
brb
Hey Rosetta, who makes that special St. Louis pizza with the weird cheese? I can’t wait to get some of that.
Oh, and to meet you guys. That should be fun too.
I’m going to fund my trip by selling raffle tickets for kicking your ass.
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I’ll take two. But I must warn you, my fighting skills closely resemble my running skills.
Nice we’re an afterthought there MJ.
*adds note to pack MJ Voodoo Doll for St. Louis trip*
Rosetta, can I stay at your house?
That way if you get crunk, I can see to your bride’s safety.
It’s pretty good pizza.
Ok, I give. I’m dying to meet you guys.
I’m going to fund my trip by selling raffle tickets for kicking your ass.
How much are they? I’m in for $50 worth.
I’ll take two. But I must warn you, my fighting skills closely resemble my running skills.
No prob. Rosetta’s fighting skills closely resemble his fetal-position skills.
I’m going to fund my trip by selling
raffletickets for kicking your ass.Ass-Kicking Ticket SOLUTIONS! TM
I like it……
No prob. Rosetta’s fighting skills closely resemble his fetal-position skills.
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This is shaping up to be an awesome UFC fight!!!!!!!!!!
How much are they? I’m in for $50 worth.
*peels 25 numbers off the roll*
There you GO Sir, thank you very MUCH, and GOOD LUCK!
Laura – I hope $50 buys at least 5 tickets for this raffle!
25!!!!!!
Man, I am S-O-O-O gonna win!!!
*sends $51 via PayBuddy to lauraw to cancel out MCPO’s buy*
I’d be willing to bet we could retire the entire US debt by selling raffle tickets to kick Bambi’s butt……
Hey Rosetta, who makes that special St. Louis pizza with the weird cheese? I can’t wait to get some of that.
You’re probably thinking about Imo’s Pizza (pronounced eye-moe). That shit is the worst pizza in the world. Put some ketchup and cheese whiz on a cracker and you would be better off.
*twirls noisemaker in the air*
Folks, step right up!
RAFFLE, RAFFLE, get your raffle tickets HE-YAHHHH.
Every ticket is a chance to kick —->(picture or Rosetta) THIS MAN’S ASS.
I ask you ladies and gents, have you ever seen a face more in need of a fist?
Two dollars, one ticket, MORE tickets, more CHANCES, STEP RIGHT UP…
That’s right. It’s Imo’s. You sir, have no taste. Or at least you have no taste after drinking all night at the Voodoo Lounge, Maya Cafe, or at a strip club in East St. Louis.
I hope Rosetta wears his fake reg to the meatup. That’ll show you bullies.
Losetta, fake.
I mean, dang, the fact that people in South St. Louis actually eat a pizza that bad is a stain on the honor and integrity of the city, the State of Missouri, the United States of America, and all of Western Civilization.
Go get some Ted Drewes Frozen Custard instead. That is something the south side can be truly proud of.
Laura’s gonna need a raffle drum the size of a refinery storage tank…….
That’s right. It’s Imo’s. You sir, have no taste. Or at least you have no taste after drinking all night at the Voodoo Lounge, Maya Cafe, or at a strip club in East St. Louis.
Dork. If you did the ESL strip clubs right, you would have no appetite after licking the lint out of their navels. Well, maybe a few belly bombers*.
(*local talk for White Castle burgers, renowned for their magical appeal to the inebriated)
I’d be willing to bet we could retire the entire US debt by selling raffle tickets to kick Bambi’s butt……
MOM!!!! THE RESA HATES BABY DEERS!!!!
I flew in to St Louis once. Bussed to Carbondale, took an asswhuppin, bussed back to St Louis and flew out. Other than that…….I can’t say that I’ve had the pleasure.
Sounds like you shoulda paid that traffic ticket on time, PG.
That’s cute HS!!
MOM!!!! THE RESA HATES BABY DEERS!!!!
*aims cow catapult in PG’s general direction, sets coordinates, waits for next smart-ass remark*
ok, who’s got Boyd going back to the darkside on tonight’s episode?
This is why I don’t check emails!! I don’t have time to read funny shit here.
I went through all the emails at my regular email address and I will go through the avalanche of horseshit at the meat-up email in the next couple of days and respond accordingly.
Everyone here is lucky I like you or I would have killed you long ago.
PLANNING A MEAT-UP IS HARD AS TITS!!!
Rosie, please include Cathy and me on your distribution list when you respond.
BTW, the Charlie Sheen gif was for Cyn, because she liked the monkey.
*smooch*
*aims cow catapult in PG’s general direction, sets coordinates, waits for next smart-ass remark*
You couldn’t stand on the beach and throw a bucket of warm piss in the ocean, so color me “not skeered”.
If Boyd does go to the dark side, it will be under duress.
**prays for safety of relatives in Amarillo area**
Rosie – Just hit, “Respond to all”. It makes it easy.
Good Job, Batman!
You are a classy lady, Cyn.
Here is how I feel about you:
Awww! Smooches!
In St. Louis, you get your asses to Rigazzi’s. Their cannelloni is awesome. Order it with both the red and white sauces. And wash it down with a “Fishbowl” beer or two.
Fin.
Sorry… been lurking, but I gotta get going.
That sounds awesome Cathy!
Rainy day driving song. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxEsUiPm17c
Rigazzi’s is not fancy at all, but it’s sort of a St. Louis institution. Affordable mass quantities of Italian food.
You can never go wrong with Itralian food (as my grampa used to say).
Rigazzi’s.
“The Hill” is the actual old authentic Italian neighborhood in St. Louis.
An italian restaurant that is no longer around had the best tripe. Can’t remember what they called it.
I miss them.
I like me some good manicotti.
I wouldn’t eat there. Stupid smelly commies.
This is from their “going green” tab
“PLANTS INSIDE AND OUT FOR CO2 CREDITS”
NEXT!
Scott, it’s hard to escape that shit. HotBride got her hotel certified as a Michigan Green Hotel. People eat it up. It gets her bookings.
You kinda have to do it.
Calm down Scott. Jeez, the food is good. Screw the stupid green marketing.
You’re going to end up like this guy:
Ima thinkin’ tonight’s Justified episode has the potential to be epic!
Raylan doesn’t want no stinkin’ green initiatives!
I’ve been to Zia’s on the Hill. It was ok.
“You kinda have to do it.”
It may draw a certain type of customer. Personally, I assume those that advertise the green crap are lefties and I avoid supporting them.
*sends email to subscribe to Scottw’s newsletter*
Laura has conservative talk radio on all day in her store. Common sense would say that’s a really bad idea in a liberal state like CT.
I am sure it has driven some moonbats away, but conservatives are loyal and they really seem to enjoy speaking their mind while in her store. There aren’t many places in the state where you can do that comfortably.
Here ya go, Cyn. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrEPapTtMM
Good oldie Chief!
MCPO you going to invest whatever money you have left into Marlboro Lights?
$8 a pack here. Probably about $2.50 where you are?
I’d like to dedicate this to the folks at CPB and NPR. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECgBXkil7YI
Scott – Bought 3 cartons @ $4.10 a pack.
They must be going up down there too. Last time I was down there I seem to remember paying $25-$30 per carton. It was either NC or VA I think.
Scott – Gotta pay those state worker’s pensions somehow!
I am in the midst of a quit, about halfway there. Depending on what this commie state does with the budget most future beer and fuel purchase may be out of state.
Hey, someone let me know about hotels too.
Will do Peelie.
Rosettadoodoohead is getting stuff ironed out now.
The TiFWs are staying here:
***REDACTED***
Unless there is a newer, “official” Hostage hotel site.
I can e-mail you more info about the complex around there, if anybody’s interested….
Thanks, Cyn.
TiFW, maybe not the best idea to advertise your hotel in comments…
I’m staying at Rosetta’s house. He just doesn’t know it yet.
I’m sleeping on Rosetta’s deck.
I’m not going to sleep.
TiFW, maybe not the best idea to advertise your hotel in comments…
I’ll change that…..
Are we still sharing a room Chief?
My house is dark and my pots are cold. Baby.
Cyn – Only if I exfoliate first.
“I’m sleeping on Rosetta’s deck.”
Power wash it first.
Me too!
Don’t fall for that shit, Cyn. He has a weird definition of “exfoliate.”
Cyn – I’ll bring a new loofah.
Heh Heh. You may be right Hotspur.
Although I’m not sure I want to know how you know, you know?
Breakfast for dinner! BBL
MCPO are you going to St Lewie?
Busted.
Scott – I’mma half to look at my wallet siteasion.
Gotcha MCPO. I am going to try. If I can find work that brings me there and back
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Look, fuckers, it’s a few tanks of gas and a couple nights in a hotel. It’s not like a trip to Belize.
If I can pull it off I will let you know.
“Look, fuckers, it’s a few tanks of gas and a couple nights in a hotel. It’s not like a trip to Belize.”
Hotspur, you may need killing for that comment.
It’s like an asshole politician spending my money and telling me to shut up and smile.
*side note: At a homeowners association meeting I once went postal on an asshole board member who said, “it’s only another $5 who’s going to care about that?”
Mare, bite me. Smoke fewer packs of cigarettes and grace us with your presence.
Win! \o/
I don’t smoke dickweed!
Opps!
I don’t smoke, DICKWEED!
Mare, come over here.
*hands Mare some round-up*
HAHAHAHAHA!
Airdale ♥ Mare!
Right back at you, MCPO!
Mare, just so you know – the difference between the asshole politician and me is, he wants your money. I just want to meet you.
*not sayin HS IS a dickweed either, just thought round-up was funny*
Mare, if your travel times are flexible, Mr. TiFW and I are driving up – you’re more than welcome to hitch a ride with us. You and Mr. TiFW can even fight over which movies to watch on the entertainment system…..
Nobody meets Mare. NOBODY!
Did anybody throw anybody else a little “chin music” today?
*hands Mare some round-up*
HAHAHAHA, Vman!
Mare, if your travel times are flexible, Mr. TiFW and I are driving up – you’re more than welcome to hitch a ride with us. You and Mr. TiFW can even fight over which movies to watch on the entertainment system…..
hmmmmmmmm
” I just want to meet you.”
Oh, well that’s okay then.
…chin music…
No but Zeke played the ukulele.
.
.
.
.
.
*snickers*
” I just want to meet you.”
I think you spelled that incorrectly.
Thanks for the email, TiFW!
No but Zeke played the ukulele.
You should take that act on the road.
This in flight wifi ain’t bad. *where’s the friggin drink cart? BARTENDER!!
You should take that act on the road.
To St Lewie?
did i kill it?
maybe it is holding its breath for 11 min….Maybe?
Is there icy water around? Cause I am starting to worry about Dane Bamige.
Look! I am doing a Car in!
We all better check our emails. He’s on the warpath.
*hugs Vman, wraps him in a warm towel*
I’m here.
Whew, thank you Cyn.
I was worried about Brain Damage
I remember that Dame Bramage line from a SNL skit. I still use it on occasion. I see that I’m not the only warped one!
I didn’t get enough little bottles of vodka.
Dammit.
Dave, I availed myself of inflight booze last week. That is all good!
You really on a plane now Dave? Where to?
Hey. Speaking of booze …
*eyes tall glass of Woodford Reserve*
I am on my way to LA.
Lower Alabama. Ft. Rucker.
I haz no plane buddy.
Flying into ATL? Or B’ham?
Panama City through Atl.
Sorry you have no buddy.
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Gah this thread is slow. I make new one now.
Did you go for the grope or the pr0n scanner?
I have spent time in LA, and Pascagula.
But mostly in the casinos of Gulf Port.
I remember Battleships….
Could you not have hitched a ride on an apache leaving out of hood?
Ahhh, the crown jewel of the Redneck Riviera.
Used to have a client down there and always drove. The flights were expensive as hell.
You should swing by Cuffy’s and kick him in the poon while you’re down there.
>> Did you go for the grope or the pr0n scanner?
I grope the TSA pukes and they just back away and say “it’s cool, dude”
New Poastoastie!
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