A Faceplant friend pointed out that the Christmas season is actually eight days long, so I’m procrastinating on getting the rest of my Christmas cards ready to mail by putting together teh HHD. I still need a substitute for next week.
This week’s song was going to be “This Gift” by 98 Degrees, except I got the embed error with this video. So I decided classic is better than new age, and I put up this one instead. All I want for Christmas is you…but not Mariah Carey-style.
And here’s my gift to you.
Of course, a redhead for Carin
Not nearly enough skin showing. Hmmm, how about this one?
Weeeeellll, we need one with some hair on his chest. How about this one?
And finally, one with a nice smile…
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a very Merry Christmas.
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For a Christmas thread, this is full of teh ghey.
I didn’t realize this was an Episcopalian site.
Herr, I could have gone much, much gheyer. There’s a lot of pics of Santas in banana hammocks out there.
Dick, well, you said Kelly would kick my ass if I asked you to pose, and I believed you!
So motivational – I just jumped out of bed and did 14 crunches while waiting for the bacon to cool.
As long as you stay away from the Blitzen-farm-pr0n, it’s cool.
The more I hear Tony Bennett, the happier I am that EMI or whoever were dipshits about Youtube video embedding.
As long as you stay away from the Blitzen-farm-pr0n, it’s cool.
The elf pron is so much better.
All kidding aside, I just waved goodbye to my aunt and uncle, whom I am staying with here in Friendswood, as they pulled out of the driveway and head for MD Anderson hospital to begin his cancer treatment. If you wouldn’t mind keeping him in your thoughts this morning- he is 74 years old and NASA won’t let him retire because he is simply too valuable to the shuttle program. He is a wonderful man and will beat this, the fight begins today…. Thanks
Taxed I haven’t checked email yet but I JUST now woke up. LATE! Sorry no way to meet this morning. Maybe meet later while you are still in area. I guess stinky sohos today
Dick, you’re a good man. Sorry your dad’s such a grouch.
T2D, done.
Speaking of NASA, the continuing resolution was signed, so I work today.
Also prayers headed that way
Wiser went into the bookstore and asked the young lady assistant, “Do you have the new book for men with short peeners?”
“I’m not sure if it’s in yet.”
“That’s the one, I’ll take a copy.”
No problem Sohos – I will be back in January, we could plan ahead for a meetup.
Dick, where is Stinky? Make him do it.
First the rail gun, now electromagnetic catapults. Via Ace’s:
http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/21/us-navys-electromagnetic-aircraft-launch-system-launches-first/
I sure wish video worked, at work.
I’m off to bend light, just the way it likes it. Y’all have a good day.
Naww… That boy’s probably laid up with some babe he met last night named, Regrettal.
OOHH. Grandpa Big Dick has a nice ring to it …
How bout I blow of cleaning and finishing the shopping and just hang here all day?
What time does Peej wake up? She’ll pass the day with me, right?
I sent you an email Taxed so we could talk offline.
Car in did you know that I am down another 2lbs so “total” 28lbs AND none of my clothes fit anymore 🙂
AND none of my clothes fit anymore
* wonders what she’s wearing right now.
So, how YOU doing?
taxed2death: Good wishes and positive thoughts for your uncle. Glad to hear he has family with him in his battle.
I’m off to bend light, just the way it likes it
When you can bend it around me when it comes streaming into the bedroom first thing in the morning, let me know.
Sohos, it’s a nice problem to have. I bought some nice stuff last year … and it fit fine, then a couple weeks later it was completely falling off. Now I can’t wear it at all.
I think when I bought it, I couldn’t believe I was really that size (a 6 at the time) so when it was a tad lose, I figured that I was just having a skinny day ant that it would fit perfect.
But, I was really almost a 4 at the time.
Anyone want a nice pair of size 6 pants? I don’t plan on ever fitting into them, and I know I won’t get them altered.
How bout I blow of cleaning
Car in’s been hitting the coke again.
Prayers to T2D’s uncle.
Car in’s been hitting the coke again.
How do you think I fit into a size 4 AND can keep up with 5 kids?
It’s aint energy drinks I tell you.
I am back into some of my 10’s (not all of them) but some. Keep those size 6 for me and when I get there you can send them to me as a gift 😉
I was a size 4 when Count and I got together AND in that picture that Rosetta used of me for BBF. Size 4 UGH!
Sure thing Sohos!!
Sohos was a BBF model?
WTF
Link – now!
It’s aint energy drinks I tell you.
I had a friend many years ago whose wife really liked doing speed. She wasn’t an addict; she just liked the rush. He didn’t mind too much either – the house was routinely SPOTLESS, their kid clean and fed, etc. The only problem he had was that sometimes he’d wake up in the middle of the night to find her vaccuming or something.
Okay, in the “Good help is hard to find” catergory, here is a quick one:
My wife ordered a new laptop recently. Since it is Christmas time, FedEx has extra drivers right now. Our normal driver, when we aren’t home, puts any packages up against the house between the two garage doors – easy to spot when we get home. Well, my wife was in the shower when the temp guy delivered the laptop – he leaned it up against the garage door – her garage door. My wife goes to leave for errands, hops in her car, triggers the remote door opener, starts to back out, and CRUNCH!
Fortunately, it was the corner of the box, and not a direct hit. And because my wife was already sending it back (long story), it really didn’t matter.
Link – now!
Dammit!
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/12/22/lindsey-graham-gives-away-the-game/
Sorry, Hotspur, that’s not the link you’re looking for.
Re: the Redstate link. We climb up the GOP’s ass on January 3, like Rosetta being loved by a potato, and we stay there. It is absolutely the only hope we have short of breaking out the pitchforks.
Hotspur, that one may have been lost in the Great Hissy-Fit Blog Purge of Aught Eight (or whenever that happened).
I however have seen it my own self, and she looked awesome.
Actually she looks awesome now, so, you know. You didn’t miss everything.
…
Except that pic. Too bad.
Well, I was there to record the great karaoke rehearsal with the muddler at the CT meatup, so there’s that.
>> Well, I was there to record the great karaoke rehearsal with the muddler at the CT meatup, so there’s that.
Missed it by … *holds thumb and index finger 5mm apart* … that much!
Amen to that link, Andy. That’s why we are ramming everything through at the last minute. Because it won’t get passed next January, and everyone there now wants it.
Andy, there are photos in the meat up page.
I sent Scott Brown an email this morning and told him I didn’t have a problem with him voting for START on principle nearly as much as I have with him voting for it now.
My understanding is that no treaty has ever been passed by a lame duck session in the history of the republic. This is no time to start (pun intended).
I know. It just happened before I got there so I was unable to take in the full spectacle.
Oh, and is it just me, or is it a strange feeling to be agreeing with Lindsey Graham all the sudden?
As somebody said on Twitter, this epiphany is probably because he’s afraid “Senator Haley” is going to start sounding awfully good 4 years from now.
Good morning, choad jugglers!
That meat-up was such a blast!
Cuffy!
What kind of beer are you shotgunning right now?
That meat-up was such a blast!
We definitely set the bar pretty high.
Is Four Loko considered beer?
Happy Birthday sweet Cuffy!
I dunno. The nanny-statists here banned it, so field research is a problem.
Happy birthday, Cuffy!
For later tonight Cuffy
http://tinyurl.com/27h6zg5
Aw, thanks, sohos.
I promise not to link to any frogs. Today.
>> Is Four Loki considered beer?
Yes and no, yes in the sense that it’s malt-liquor based, no in the sense that it’s 12, 20 and 24 proof (up to 12% alcohol).
Shocking, this concept of mixing caffeine and alcohol in a beverage!
No wait, it’s been done. http://tinyurl.com/y9hxh6v
Personally, I think giving coffee to drunk people is a mistake. There ain’t nothin worse than a wide-awake drunk.
Thanks, Andrew.
Alright, gotta bail for a few as I coldly determine the bonuses I’ll (not) give to my team. *enters volcano lair, Excel chamber*
Some decent AllahPoon snark: http://hotair.com/archives/2010/12/21/huckabee-on-child-nutrition-i-must-side-with-michelle-obama-over-sarah-palin/
Cuffy’s employee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K8-kNuDgoA
There ain’t nothin worse than a wide-awake drunk.
How about a passed out drunk who just shit the bed while lying next to you?
Well Helllllllllllllllllloooooooo cozmo
Hiya, soho-ho-ho!
Is your avatar wearing bottoms?
I’ll let you decide that
Then no, she’s definitely naked from the waist down and where her pubes should be there’s a tattoo of mistletoe instead.
I figured you’d say that
http://is.gd/jeDkV
American, French, Italian or Brazilian women were more responsive to “You dress beautifully.” Brits preferred praise for their legs, Spaniards responded to compliments about their hair, while Germans and Canadians preferred skin praise. Dutch and Portuguese women liked: “You have beautiful ears.”
Uhm. whut
And women from Maine prefer “Nice Tooth”.
How can you tell toothpaste was invented in Maine? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called teethpaste.
lauraw, you dress beautifully and do a great job of using just enough perfume to cover up that smell.
How was the response to “you have a kind chin”?
Agile, you ever been to Bath, Maine?
Oh my God.
lauraw, you have splendid elbows.
How was the response to “you have a kind chin”?
A right cross.
And women from Maine prefer “Nice Tooth”.
Has the hump gotten so large that, while lw is still in Connecticut, the hump is in Maine?
The rain in Maine falls mainly on lauraw’s hump which is anything but plain.
lauraw, I avoid Maine as much as possible. It is scary up there.
Compos, I love a man who can rock a prison tattoo. Even if it does read ‘Julio’s Bicth.’
Shocking, this concept of mixing caffeine and alcohol in a beverage!
I think it’s a horrible idea.
*sips on rum and coke.
Hey lauraw, I forgot to mention: Did you see those Toyota commercals for New England Toyota dealers which didn’t have CT in the map of New England? Did you finally agree to become a borough of NYC?
Compos, I love a man who can rock a prison tattoo. Even if it does read ‘Julio’s Bicth.’
Ha! Did that just come to you or were you saving it for a special occasion like those two bottles of Dom you keep in your vag?
I think it’s a horrible idea.
Me too. More Kahlua, anyone?
Did you see those Toyota commercals for New England Toyota dealers which didn’t have CT in the map of New England?
Well, according to Michael, we are not a part of New England.
Go figure….
By the way, lauraw, nice elbows.
Well, according to Michael, we are not a part of New England.
You must consider the source.
Lunch! bbl bff’s.
Huckabee dealo (linked up there) yet another reason why I will not, and do not support him for higher office.
Weight issues … honestly. It’s not rocket science. People don’t want to eat well and work out. It’s not that they don’t know.
They only way to deal with don’t want is to use force. Banning shit or taxing it.
All the rest is bullshit money wasted.
Michelle can stuff it. so can Huckabee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahp8zjSK0X4
And, I say this as a healthy eating/fitness ADVOCATE.
Michelle can stuff it and I’d bet Huckabee would fit.
Ok. Back to shopping.
I’m. almost. done.
BBB2
(that means be back by 2)
“The back of your head is real flat”, is always nice
Well, in yet another humiliation from our wonderful leaders, I received a letter from the CT Dept. of Labor telling me that they have classified my prospects for seeking work in my customary occupation over an extended period of time as “not good.” Due to this classification, I will now have to submit a report to the state at the end of each month about each and every job I have attempted to get, which must pay at least the state’s minimum wage.
Well, I guess since I have been getting rich off of unemployment and certainly have not been draining my savings each month just to keep up, while trying to find a job with a decent wage, I guess it’s only fair now that I should now go looking for work as a burger-flipper, just to satisfy the state’s “work search” requirement.
I wonder if it has occurred to anyone in the Dept. of Labor that the fact that they have declared my prospects for getting a job in this state as “not good” that there may be a bigger problem here?
Hmmmm……….
I just want to tell everybody that I lurve “How the Grinch stole Christmas” I just wish it had a Sam Peckinpah ending. With the Grinch laying waste to Whoville…
Bah! Humbug!…
Good day, you racist, corporate-loving, homophobic, haters of the poor!
MOM!!! WISER’S BANKRUPTING CT AGAIN!!!
I am not homophobic.. I am not scared of Rosetta..
I used to be able to recite the Grinch from reading it to my daughter so much.
It kicks ass.
MOM!!! WISER’S BANKRUPTING CT AGAIN!!!
Yeah, I’m the problem……
Well it sure isn’t me
Wiser – When my company got bought out by GenDyn and I was let go, I went to PA unemployment office. After paying in for 4 years, I was ineligible for any benefits because I had a military pension. I felt like I had been massively ripped off. Probably because I had been.
We pay in, twice, and are ineligible.
I wonder if it has occurred to anyone in the Dept. of Labor that the fact that they have declared my prospects for getting a job in this state as “not good” that there may be a bigger problem here?
Man that is frustrating. I’m so sorry
We pay in, twice, and are ineligible.
You should probably fire laura
When he says twice, he means EACH.
*sics flying monkeys on Peej*
ooops
Why laura, how are you this fine day?
*gives Laura the Lobster Roll
good good
http://is.gd/jf2Ib
I have been to Bath Maine many times. The girls’ mustaches are real and they are magnificent!
There was this one guy I fired last year, then I hired him back just so I could fire him again.
It was that goooood.
For Dick.
http://is.gd/jf3IO
There was this one guy I fired last year, then I hired him back just so I could fire him again.
PJD’s company does that all the time, no seriously, they baffle me.
Someone will slip and get injured, sue the company, quit and later on, they’ll apply and someone will hire them back and then they “slipped” and sued again.
Why do they keep hiring them back? It’s baffling. And they wonder why all the good people leave and they only have crappy employees.
For Dick.
http://is.gd/jf3IO
awwwwwww
I fired two employees this year- with cause- and I have to defend BOTH with appeals to the Labor board so I do not get charged with paying them Unemployment. I do not want my rates to go up. The employer is ALWAYS wrong.. there are no bad employees , no sir!
Internet connection iffy, so I’m going to make a series of tiny comments in the hope that everything will get through….
Yesterday, MIL had gastroenteritis. 20+ family members – all of whom I love dearly – were crammed into about 500 sq. ft. of “usable” space. Mr. TiFW’s family consists of a BUNCH of people who live in a constant state of disorganized chaos. “Hilarilty” always ensues……
Again, I LOVE each and every one of these people, but I’m an introvert, so that much noise and inorganization is enough to make me want to learn how to drink –
I used to be able to recite the Grinch from reading it to my daughter so much.
It kicks ass.
I’m glad your heart grew 3 sizes that day.
>> Why do they keep hiring them back? It’s
bafflingCalifornia.fixt
Yesterday, MIL had gastroenteritis
diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea, cha cha cha
that much noise and inorganization is enough to make me want to learn how to drink
I think you would have many professors here, should you decide to undertake that elective course. Field trips will be required.
DD#2 is convinced that the rest of us exist to make her life comfortable, so she thinks that she can set up camp wherever she wants to, then gets upset when the rest of us don’t respect her boundaries. I love her dearly, but it’s so much better when she is at college…..
And of course, she waits until we are 300+ miles from home to start feeling badly – to the point of having white spots on her throat – which will necessitate a visit to the “nearest” medical facility. Since we are in BFE, the nearest place that is open is 40 miles away. Since we are close to the Mexico border and it is Christmastime, we get to wait with all of the people who cross the border to visit family, then go to the “cheap” clinic for free American healthcare.
TiFW will be spending the afternoon driving, waiting in a waiting room, getting a prescription filled, then driving back. Then I get to listen to Mr. TiFW bitch about how much we are going to have to pay for all of this because they don’t accept our perfectly good insurance (we’d have to go to the emergency room for that, and pay an exorbitant co-pay).
A joke I received:
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska.
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Vote for Obama’ hat and a ‘Save the Trees’ shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing ‘Go Sarah’ shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed.. “I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the heck was that guy?”
“Dude, that was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”
“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?”
Good morning, Jackholes.
Which one of you assholes sent rain this way? It’s been raining for 2 days now.
Teresa, God himself tried to tell you to stay home.
DD#3 couldn’t sleep last night, so she took an EXTRA sleeping pill. Her doctor had just doubled the dosage she had been taking, so DD#3 was still asleep LONG after everyone was up. Momma don’t play that, and has no sympathy at this point, so DD#3 is now upright, loaded full of Dr Pepper, and under orders not to lapse into a coma.
She was pissed off for no discernible reason yesterday – she got to stay in the rental house away from the bustle all day, AND she got to play on the Internet all day with no interruptions…..
Momma is not amused with DD#3’s stories of her hard life –
And then the Pope found $20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI&feature=related
PA, would that I had heeded HIS advice…..
Unfortuntately, this is one of the only times that Mr. TiFW gets to see all of his siblings at the same time, so this has been an annual trek for the past 30 years. It’s like this every year. His siblings live close enough to MIL that they can go home after a couple of days (most of them spend Christmas morning at their own houses), but we don’t have that luxury.
A couple of years ago, we started renting a place to escape the lunacy at the end of the day. It’s the only thing that’s kept me sane…..
OMG!!! OMG!! OMG!!! Guess what?!?!?! The UPS guy stopped at my house!!!
and then he drove right on by.
He must have been looking at his directions
And in keeping with the “organized chaos” theme, Mr. TiFW’s brothers shot 2 deer last night, and today is being spent processing the carcasses (at the rental house, thank goodness – there’s a LOT more room there).
TiFW and her family branch aren’t hunters, so we don’t have any of the stuff necessary for meat processing, and we already load up our car with every possession the kids own for a one-week trek, so we have no additional room in our car for any more stuff.
Now I’m being told that I need to get a “jerky gun” attachment, bags, etc. while I’m in town with DD#2 at the doctor’s office. I haven’t the first idea what I am looking for – even WITH a picture – so this should be interesting…..
Oh, come on Dick – you know you love hearing about my Holiday Hell. I’m just a giver that way…..
Next, they’re gonna make sausage. I’m anticipating much grumbling from DD#2 when the smell of German sausage and its accompanying spices start infiltrating the atmosphere. She will no doubt get a migraine……
Welcome to the first official day of winter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZwI5wXU1z4
A dude dies and goes to hell. He is really pissed off that he got sent there, until a demon comes through the front gate to cheer him up
“Hey bro, don’t look so down. This place is awesome! Do you like to drink?”
“Yes”, the man replied.
“Great! Mondays are FREE BOOZE MONDAYS. All you can drink; beer, wine, whiskey…all free. Mondays are AWESOME.”
“Well that doesn’t sound so bad,” the man said.
“Do you like to smoke?” the demon asked
“Yes”, the man replied.
“Great! Wednesdays are FREE SMOKE WEDNESDAYS. All you can smoke; tobacco, weed, chew…all free. Wednesdays are AWESOME.”
“Well that doesn’t sound so bad,” the man said.
“And tell me, are you gay?” the demon asked.
“HELL NO!” the man replied.
“Man…you’re going to hate Fridays!”
The last few posts have been interesting. And by interesting I mean you all suck and I’ve put you on double secret probation.
A few questions:
Did Roamy put the guy from One Tree Hill in HHD for xbrad?
Did Jazz leave in anger?
Why did the person we are not allowed to mention, marry someone who would not allow her to be on this POS site?
Does Wiser now know the heartbreak of not getting his SS gift to the recepient in time?
We’re closing on our house today. I’m busy as crap and I miss you guys (always to include gals).
Also, bite me!
Where’s Tagnash?
http://tinyurl.com/3xkgtob
We’re closing on our house today. I’m busy as crap and I miss you guys
YAY!!!
Come back to us, you chubby little cookie whore!
I would personally love to bit Mare.
Chubby is a fun word.
And I’ve been out, so I’ll need a hint as to whom the person we are not allowed to mention refers.
Chief, what’s it like having to wear socks baggy enough to tuck your ballsack into?
Jazz left because he couldn’t get the sand out of his hooch… He will be back in Jan..
Josey
And I’ve been out, so I’ll need a hint as to whom the person we are not allowed to mention refers.
well, it’s not deb frisch, that’s all I can tell you
Great job attracting the Dark Forces of the Interwebz here, Peej.
>> so I’ll need a hint as to whom the person we are not allowed to mention refers.
Up till now it’s been you, compost pile.
Merry Christmas homo! *smashes compos in the face with a shovel
PJ, are you still in California?
Hey, she makes a great cheese burger.. http://www.frischs.com/
Peej what does the PJdaddy do?
Left to Right: H2, Josie P:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7J0iaUD0
Compos – If it keeps raining, PJ will probably slide into Arizona by Friday.
Peej what does the PJdaddy do?
Makes babies.
*duh*
Merry Christmas homo! *smashes compos in the face with a shovel
Merry Christmas to you, reindeer humper! *sets Crap Tree on fire with flame thrower*
Great job attracting the Dark Forces of the Interwebz here, Peej.
meh, if you look in the archives she’s been mentioned here numerous times. I guess we’re not good enough for her.
Cheastnuts roasting on a tinsel fire…
You say “reindeer humper” like it’s a bad thing or somethin.
Left to Right: H2, Josie P:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes I’m still in California.
PJD works for a water company.
And I can’t take this rain anymore. I can’t even kick the kids outside because the puddles are waist deep.
ok, I’m still laughing at the Luka comment
Question:
So, if you are sitting at the bar on a crowded night (like every other), and some middle eastern looking guy walks in – alone, fails to make eye contact with anyone, sits down, asks for water, would it make you for a moment wonder if he has a bomb strapped on?
“Left to Right: H2, Josie P:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7J0iaUD0”
HAHAHAHAHA…..Really…wtf?
“you chubby little cookie whore!”
That’s funny because it’s true!
A friend of mine took this picture. This is a Jack in the Box parking lot in Texas
http://tinyurl.com/2dj7uq6
Happy Birthday Cuffy!!
Yes I’m still in California. ….. And I can’t take this rain anymore. I can’t even kick the kids outside because the puddles are waist deep.
God hates third world countries.
Close to Pearland outside of Houston
A friend of mine in L.A. is also drowning PJM
Congrats on the home closing mare! You must be SO excited!!
are you close enough to Michael and Cathy to do a drive-by egging?
just curious
If so, can I come visit?
So, if you are sitting at the bar on a crowded night (like every other), and some middle eastern looking guy walks in – alone, fails to make eye contact with anyone, sits down, asks for water, would it make you for a moment wonder if he has a bomb strapped on?
Yes, or at least that he’s casing the place.
are you close enough to Michael and Cathy to do a drive-by egging?
If so, can I come visit?
I kinda figured all of your eggs had been used up by now, peej.
God hates third world countries.
I’m pretty sure I have cholera.
Hotspur – Is he wearing a vibrating butt plug?
A friend of mine took this picture. This is a Jack in the Box parking lot in Texas
I love that! When I was growing up, the Jack in the Box here had a hitching post.
I kinda figured all of your eggs had been used up by now, peej.
I had them all in one basket and I dropped them, that’s why I have chickens now.
Gawd, I broke one open today and PJD kept hearing this gagging sound………blood egg. Almost put me over the edge. Glad I didn’t open it in the waffle batter this morning.
oh my point is, fucker didn’t even come out of the room to see whether I was gagging or choking. THE NERVE!!
compos, I sent you a hot and heavy email
Is THAT what happened? Her new husband banned her from the blog? Why?
Is THAT what happened? Her new husband banned her from the blog? Why?
shhhhhh, nothing happened. She walked into a door again
She fell down the stairs while carrying laundry.
http://tinyurl.com/296enrm — Made me laugh and laugh..
*looks for big candy cane to do some Sleighing
I think you would have many professors here, should you decide to undertake that elective course. Field trips will be required.
Ha ha haa . Good one J’ames.
I may have found the picture for my Christmas cards next year:
http://tinyurl.com/32nscw3
I love you Santa!
hahahaha! Luka! I see what you did there
holy cow! How did she come clean about that?
*goes out and looks at pile of mail on front desk*
*no Christmas CD*
*sigh*
♫ I saw sohos kissing Santa Claus ♫
What a fucking whore!
*goes out and looks at pile of mail on front desk*
*no Christmas CD*
*sigh*
I suck. I just mailed it this morning. I know. I suck. But I mailed it AT the post office.
Again. I suck.
Whatcha wearing Compos?
http://tinyurl.com/38nfyxl
holy cow! How did she come clean about that?
That is all so very creepy. Did she have no idea the guy was like this ?
This is going to turn out so well.
Hahahaha
I was just ribbing you. You didn’t have to do this for your FIF.
*smoooocccchhhhh*
Honestly, her one comment from the other day should be specially archived or something.
Ranks right up there with Folly’s epic post.
So I went up to the “pages” tabs above to figure out how to organize them so we don’t have so many and see that the Rig page is missing. Did someone delete it or archive it?
I have an issue with people deleting things because of what happened with our last blog.
sonofabitch, sohos.
Eyebleach, STAT!
That is all so very creepy. Did she have no idea the guy was like this ?
You guys are really jumping to a whoooooole ton of conclusions here…….
She asked us to drop it. How’s about we respect her wishes?
We’re not using any names wiser
I had it ready to go, then I couldn’t find it- and I was running around like
chickenrooster w/o its head and I didn’t have time to search.Then I found it amid a bunch of mail.
*hovers finger over “delete blog” key*
Whatcha wearing Compos?
http://tinyurl.com/38nfyxl
Ha! But what’s with the arm bands?
Carin, can you find and earmark the comment for me?
DAMMNIT DICK. It’s ArinCay.
Code. My husband will never be able to tell it’s me.
Unless, of course, he reads over my shoulder while I’m sitting next to him on the couch.
We’re not using any names wiser
really?
That is all so very creepy. Did she have no idea the guy was like this ?
We don’t know that, we’re just guessing because of the timing vis-a-vis the marriage. It’s funny, she was already dropping off the radar until she put up that ‘don’t ever talk about me again’ comment.
That was really really dopey.
I resolve we refer to her as ‘Luka’ forevermore, though. Because it’s funny.
It’s just so weird Wiser. I can’t forget it. But I’ll not mention her name.
>> I have an issue with people deleting things because of what happened with our last blog.
If it’s any comfort to you, I have a backup of every poat, comment, page, etc. ever made on this POS.
“RIG” was sitting in the page trashcan last I saw. I went and looked to see if I could figure out how to hide it after we discussed it the other day, but it was already gone. I figured you did it 😉
Yea, that’s it lauraw. Exactly. People disappear all the time. Just go look at POL.
If it’s any comfort to you, I have a backup of every poat, comment, page, etc. ever made on this POS.
I love you.
*cancels therapy appt.
*regrets cutting self
My imagination was running wild. I was thinking more along the lines that she had married a politician who didn’t want to be tied to us.
Which … understandable.
It’s funny, she was already dropping off the radar until she put up that ‘don’t ever talk about me again’ comment.
That was really really dopey.
eggzackry
at least the luka song gets other songs out of my head
You hear that, you dang hayseeds? We’re usin’ code names.
She asked us to drop it. How’s about we respect her wishes?
ok………….but not ALL of us know that she said that and where the comment was or the whole “never mention my name again” request…blah blah blah and when I ask I get some dance around the subject crap, so I had no way of knowing what she said… but OK. I will never mention it again.
What other song, PJM? The Baby Monkey Rides a Pig song? That one?
I’ll avoid mentioning it.
Wait…
We’re using code names?
Can we still talk about PJ?
>> I love you.
I know.
*shoots stormtrooper*
Wiserbud’s correct…seriously Dick DON’T FEED IT!
*skips off singing My name is Luka*
Can we still talk about PJ?
Who?
k, from now on, I’m to be called the commenter formerly known as pajama momma, you may address me as this, http://www.signzoom.com/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/hyk/DB-18thumb.gif&maxx=0&maxy=150
Wiserbud’s correct
I’m seeing words, but there doesn’t seem to be any meaning to them that I recognize…..
ok………….but not ALL of us know that she said that and where the comment was or the whole “never mention my name again” request…blah blah blah and when I ask I get some dance around the subject crap, so I had no way of knowing what she said… but OK. I will never mention it again.
oh my gawd, Oh…my…gawd, Did you just freaking mention it again?
I can’t this. I just can’t.
I’m fine with never mentioning her name again. I never have since she abandoned the blog last month.
But not mentioning the incident? It creeps me out that someone would read the blog to see if something wasn’t mentioned.
Wiserbud’s
correctincontinent.Mention what?
you may address me as this,
okey dokey, “in case of fire, don’t use elevator, use stairs.”
Can we just call you ICOFDUEUS for short?
baby monkey
WOOHOO!
baby monkey
WOOHOO!
riding backwards on a pig
Baby monkey
It creeps me out that someone would read the blog to see if something wasn’t mentioned.
You don’t know if it was her reading it…..
But whatever…..
inCay, I’m still bitter with you over that hideous ‘grandpa’ comment from this morning and trying to figure out how to get even as I type.
Ha ha haa .. and I was afraid you hadn’t seen it.
This is kind of evolving into the “Cool Facts About [Redacted]” thread I suggested.
*pats self on back*
Wiserbud’s correct incontinent.
Yeah, that’s why your bed was wet. Right.
I’m sure everyone believes that, Slippy.
We should charge admission to n00bs.
could someone PLEASE check wiserbud’s temp? Put it in the ass it’s the only way to know for sure. THIS IS THE FUCKING HOSTAGES!
>> I’m sure everyone believes that, Slippy.
Hahahahahaha
Dammit! If only I had been there a couple of hours earlier to witness that.
*wants no part whatsoever of seeing/touching/smelling wiser or wiserbud’s ass*
You don’t know if it was her reading it…..
But whatever…..
If someone is reading through hundreds and hundreds of comments daily to see if “the incident” is mentioned — well, honestly…
I bet the comment came forth because SWWNBN got her SS gift.
She hadn’t – to the best of my knowledge – been mentioned.
If only I had been there a couple of hours earlier to witness that.
It was truly an epic moment. I’m usually the one who misses those, but luckily, God loved me that day.
>> I bet the comment came forth because SWWNBN got her SS gift.
Ezzzacgtly.
It creeps me out that someone would read the blog to see if something wasn’t mentioned.
You don’t know if it was her reading it…..
But whatever…..
carin didn’t say it was her
*wants no part whatsoever of seeing/touching/smelling wiser or wiserbud’s ass*
*removes Hotspur from Christmas card list
All I got to
seehear was the shoes.OMG, I just got the strongest urge for some of those sour cream potato chips. Isn’t that the flavor? Something like that.
Luka was here?? Are we never to mention Luka again?
Screw that! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
okey dokey, “in case of fire, don’t use elevator, use stairs.”
Can we just call you ICOFDUEUS for short?
You forgot the “n”, but I think we coo now
*beats MCPO like Luka after she leaves her toys out and gets lippy*
*packs up possessions in a handkerchief and puts it on a stick*
Well! That ugly lady with the hump will never beat me again!
*heads towards the door*
I usually beat Luka when uses those DAMN WIRE HANGERS.
Ar inCay, Sour Cream and Onion. Mmm, so so good.
Or do you mean the Cheddar and Sour Cream? Also a good choice.
Or do you mean the Cheddar and Sour Cream?
Oh man, I’m not a chip person, but those put me over the edge.
J’ames, right you are. Xactly. Sour cream and onion.
i have to sneak and eat them, otherwise I get the hose.
I’m ok with chips unless I eat one. Then I’m done for. I can ignore them just fine. But if I eat one?
I used to be a chocolate whore, now I’m more of a goat cheese, pesto and fancy cracker kinda gal.
Howdy, y’all 🙂
ok, I have to study. I hate that.
>> Yeah, that’s why your bed was wet. Right.
Puts “NUH UH, IT WAS YOU” on my All Time List of Snappiest Comebacks Ever.
If DiT shows up:
Sadly, I can’t make the Meat-Up on the 26th in Austin. Any other day would have been doable, but Hubby will be driving my folks back to the Valley that day, which leaves me with the kidlets, and I would NEVER subject my Hostages to my kids. I like y’all.
You know why Luka has two black eyes?
Because she didn’t listen the first time.
(isn’t that the joke that got someone in trouble at IB?)
>> Sadly, I can’t make the Meat-Up on the 26th in Austin.
WHAT?!?!! DAMMIT!
*shoots wiser in the face with a bazooka.
Hey, Dave!
Sorry about that. I had thought we were still doing it on the 29th, and my folks asked to be taken home on the 26th.
And by “asked” I mean “played the guilt card”.
Sadly, I can’t make the Meat-Up on the 26th in Austin.
“Better have my money, bitch.”
*holds up “I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?” up to the light, examines it carefully
I have off the 27th and 28th so I will check with Count to see if’n he wants to drive to Austin on Sunday.
“Better have my money, bitch.”
*tightens MCPO’s Depends*
Hey Dave, you know what rhymes with ugly?
Your face.
compos, “knock knock”
eheheheh.
Who’s there?
I’m ready for a glass of wine
Don’t make me show you my “pimp hand”!!
http://tinyurl.com/297kdaa
>> who’s there?
go fuck yourself that’s who.
I’m ready for a glass of wine
What flavor?
speaking of that mcpo did anyone watch the New Nightmare on Elm Street? Discuss….
Dick is serenading the Hostagettes.
*slips into PJs to make his stalking easier*
sohos, I am thisclosenoshit to getting a glass of wine.
*tosses cm a bottle of 20/20.
Unopened even!
14 hands Merlot or this new pinot noir I discovered (cant think of brand)
I’m jealous Aggie. I have a crap load to do before I am there
Thanks for getting that horrible song stuck in my head. Fuckers.
I have a crap load to do before I am there
Hell, so do I, but that won’t stop me from wearing my pearls and drinking wine while I’m cleaning the bathrooms.
It made me think of the 10,000 maniacs song “What’s the Matter Here” and I am stuck singing that! UGH!
>> but that won’t stop me from wearing my pearls and drinking wine while I’m cleaning the bathrooms.
Hawt!
>> but that won’t stop me from wearing my pearls and drinking wine while I’m cleaning the bathrooms.
What a coincidence…..
What a coincidence…..
*serves Wiser a glass of vino*
Hawt!
*serves Andy filet mignon*
I’ve got to work out before I can crack open the wine.
The house is clean (one bathroom could use a touch-up).
Son’s girlfriend is over and I’ve tasked them to make cookies. Lots and lots of cookies.
Aggie, are you gonna get burgers for the kids tonight?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hot dogs 😀
I much prefer the reds myself, especially red zin. I can’t decide if tonight should be a beer or bourbon night.
*tosses cm a bottle of 20/20.
Well, since we’re exchanging gifts early, here’s your copy of The Crying Game – Unedited Version. I know how much you love that movie.
Is there a surprise ending?
I only drink reds. I have never had a white that I liked. I have had beer the last two nights and it is too heavy
Here is an earwhig to replace it!
http://tinyurl.com/2wbxyqt
Here is an earwhig to replace it!
GAH!!!!!!!
*goes off to change into ugly sweatshirt and jeans*
Is there a surprise ending?
Yes. Turns out Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole time.
*goes off to change into ugly sweatshirt and jeans*
NOW, I am really jealous
Don’t be, sohos. I look like something a cat hacked up.
NOW, I am really jealous
Soho-ho-ho, what are doing that’s keeping you from a glass of wine?
whatever girl! I would much rather be dressed in that than sitting here falling asleep at my desk
>> I only drink reds. I have never had a white that I liked.
+1
A) Cab
2^1) Zin
Lambda) Merlot
>> Is there a surprise ending?
Never seen it, but Rosetta says there’s a happy ending.
I have never had a white that I liked.
Racist!
Is there a surprise ending?
Yes. Turns out Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole time.
wow, you just ruined the whole movie for me
*puts head under kitchen table, empties box o’ wine into mouth
Crap, it’s raining so hard I thought it was hailing
I love reds but occasionally do crave a nice crispy Chardonnay in Summertime.
I wish I could find one I liked. I just haven’t. I have to run an errand bbl
Soho-ho-ho, what are doing that’s keeping you from a glass of wine?
working
Riesling – cold and dry!
I asked God for a bike, but then I realized that God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike then asked for forgiveness.
cold and dry!
Just like your wimmen!
I don’t really mind drinking at work, but I’m beginning to think it bugs everybody else.
I like the German sweet white wines.
Reds are fine as long as I have eaten well beforehand.
sohos, I forgot, did you try the wine I sent? Did you like it?
The wine MCPO likes is that new one for seniors that helps reduce trips to the bathroom. I think it’s called Pinot More.
What a crap load of sweet, sweet Christmas presents the fucked-up Senate RINOs gave to Harry and Obama! Makes me wonder why I even give a fuck.
A Tennent’s calendar?? Yeah I’m slow, I don’t get it. Is it a mystery sudoku calendar or what?
GROANNNN
*shoots Hotspur in the face with a Vicar Potato cannon*
I think it’s called Pinot More.
Joke monkey is not amused.
http://tinyurl.com/3x95n2t
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. Dave’s desk is a work station.
*smacks Hotspur’s fingers with an axe handle*
*schedules Hotspur for exploratory brain surgery*
Hey lw, have you wrapped the x-mas present you got for scott yet?
http://tinyurl.com/3x449lu
The Christmas Ass for this afternoon is…unbelievable.
*starts drinking in earnest*
*buys Hotspur and hour long massage from a Swedish gal named Gunther*
*buys Hotspur and hour long massage from a Swedish gal named Gunther
Is that Jazz’ mom?
When I go next door this evening I am going to toast one of you fine people with every sip of wine. You are the best Christmas present evar.
You are the best Christmas present evar.
*gives Hotspur squishy hugs and smoooches*
Compos, http://is.gd/jfJAC
LauraW has a strong pimp hand!
ICOFDNUEUS not yet. I will though soon and give the report
PJ, if you’re supposed to learn from your mistakes, why did you have more than one kid?
Nice little nugget spotted by James Taranto:
Ummm … no. The winter solstice is both the shortest day of the year and the start of winter in the Northern Hemisphere. Period. End of story.
>> *buys Hotspur and hour long massage from a Swedish gal named Gunther*
Oooo.. thanks. You just reminded me of a gift all three of my gals love.
…
minus Gunther.
infant primate
Woot! Woot!
Infant primate
Woot! Woot!
Tooling around in reverse on top of a swine, infant primate
PJ, if you’re supposed to learn from your mistakes, why did you have more than one kid?
Um, because they’re not mistakes?
BUT KNOWING YOU IS!!!
*runs out of room
*slams door
*searches for another box of wine
Ummm … no. The winter solstice is both the shortest day of the year and the start of winter in the Northern Hemisphere. Period. End of story
hahaha, what a dolt
Are weather guys are fucking lame.
*recognizes the eyeball with the fungal growth but doesn’t understand the new nic*
Cough better today Chief?
Cyn – We’re all in disguise so are spouses don’t catch on. . . like Luka.
Oooo.. thanks. You just reminded me of a gift all three of my gals love.
psssst Dave I love it too…..
I like Spagetti cat better… http://tinyurl.com/9sm9yr
Gotcha MCPQ
Cyn – Yeah, thanks. Keeping a humidifier going and cut down to about 12 smokes a day.
*bewb squishie hug*
Glad to hear Chief.
>> psssst Dave I love it too…..
Well ok, but for my 3 I’m buying em.
You get yours personally.
Dick, grey pinstripe, blue shirt, tie.
Catman – Thanks. My wife just heard that video and came over to see what I was watching. Now, I just walked into a door. Thanks again.
You want a new poat? YOU CAN’T HANDLE A NEW POAT!!!
Hahahaha
Come back, ICOFDNUEUS, I keed.
Glad the flying fuck was such a big hit. I didn’t get my ss gift before we left so I don’t know what it is yet.
Will sent JAM2 the RC skunk. He received a zombie survival guide, a pin-up calendar, and a bag of Chanukah candy from, obviously, Robert.