I couldn’t think of a theme for this week’s HHD. I had thought about one with motorcycles, but all I got on an image search that was safe for human eyes was Tom Cruise, and even that’s debatable. So these are some pics that struck my fancy, and a redhead for Carin.
To get warmed up, here’s a song that gets me hot and bothered. The original video is here, but embedding is disabled. Let’s watch this version instead.
Now for some hunks. First up is Colin Firth, because I like his smile, and I just watched him in “Nanny McPhee”.
This is Nick Youngquest, a rugby player. Rawr.
Next is Alexander Skarsgård, from “True Blood”.
Now we have baseball player Gabe Kapler. Please do not confuse this hotness with Gabe Kaplan of Welcome Back, Kotter.
Carin gets a repeat redhead but a new pic of Kevin McKidd.
How about this guy?
And finally, this guy for his sweet smile and rockin’ teh blue jeans.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Gabe Kapler? OMG. Who is this man?
And, I prefer to pretend that Colin Firth is always Mr. Darcy.
From other thread:
The PONDS have been frozen, but my lake is really one of the last things to go down. It’s really, really deep, so it doesn’t tend to freeze right away.
There’s only a small current in it, though.
I’ve got the HHD dudes all to myself.
Sadly, this is probably not the gheyest poat since last Wednesday.
*wonders if there are enough guys here to share with Andy …
It’s HotBride’s birthday. Yay!!!!!!
I won’t see her today. Boo!!!!!!!!
Good morning!!!!!!
*sigh*
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Keep ’em Car in.
I’ll take Faith Hill.
Mornin’ HS. Happy birthday to your lovely spouse.
my lake is really one of the last things to go down.
I live near a 2500 acre state lake that is deeper than hell. It usually doesn’t freeze over until mid-late January. The last couple years global warming has caused it to freeze a month earlier. Supposed to flirt with 0 overnight Sunday, so we’ll see what that does. It’s steaming like a fresh piss on the tundra right now.
Have any of you pedantic sonsabitches noticed how weather announcers now say “during the overnight”?
What in the fucking fuck is the “overnight”?
How is it different than saying “it will be overcast and windy during the night”?
God, I hate the media.
A word of warning to all hostages.
Leave us ALONE when we’re in the bathroom. It’s private time.
It’s steaming like a fresh piss on the tundra right now.
My, you do paint a picture with your prose, HM.
Happy Birthday to Hotbride! You better get some flowers delivered up to the Inn.
I took the the day off, and I’ll be Christmas shopping this morning, and later…Drinking!
I had about 40 use-it-or-lose-it Paid Time Off hours, and nothing on the schedule for me to do, so booya! 5 day weekend!
Speaking of PTO…
http://tinyurl.com/y5r8qeu
Link fail Ca Rin.
Ca Rin? *knocks on bathroom door*
Are you in there?
*knocks again*
What are you doing?
I hope you are scrubbing the shower, that thing’s disgusting.
tries again.
Speaking of frozen lakes, Lake Worth here in Fort Worth had 7 inches of ice – IN JANUARY OF 1930……
We’ve been living here 25 years – haven’t EVER seen it like that, and probably won’t ever again – we’ve got too much of a “heat island” in the area for that to happen…..
Oh, and Happy Birthday, Hotbride! If Hotspur doesn’t do it up right for you, just let us know……
At least she had choices.
Is it safe to talk Walking Dead?
I hate to say it but … yes, they could do a better job with the writing.
BUT, that doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop watching. They come back with new writers, I’M THERE. It’s the only tv show I have half an interest in watching.
Problems – they need something other “occurring” than merely killing off the actors.
The story arch need to get going somewhere. A destination. A society. A cure. A something.
Thanks, Pups.
She called the other day and said “Please please please please please, don’t send me flowers on my birthday. They are a waste of money.”
What she really wants is for me to make dinner for her next time she comes home.
😦
No way we’ll ever get a over foot of snow here in a single day, too.
Well, there is that…..
How did Romy get permission from my husband Alexander to put his picture up? He is usually so shy…
On the link to Car in’s story there was a link to a story about a burglary committed by some REALLY young criminals (ages 6 and 3), with this gem imbedded in the full story:
“I like the one I read where the poater stated it was now time for the workers to stand up, bla bla bla.”
The funniest part about that POS is the word ‘worker.’ That implies employment by the commenter.
Ok, it’s supposed to hit a high of 25 degrees today. I’m gonna try to run.
Who farted?
Teresa – don’t count on it – have you noticed the weather in England this fall/winter? We are actually entering a mini ice age due to low sun spot activity – be prepared for some cold winters.
Hotspur – Happy Birthday to your lovely bride. Be sure to give her our best! 🙂
And what kind of place is called “She-boy-gan”? A trannie that keeps changing her/his mind?
I don’t mind the occasional grab off of my plate, but disturb me while I’m on the toilet? I’ll cut you.
If you sleep in the wet spot, you’ll catch your death of pneumonia.
That’s why I sleep on the couch.
I’m picturing a scrum between Nick and I.
Use a towel so you don’t have a wet spot. Or do it everywhere else. Do I have to think of everything around here?
Ha ha Ha :
The behavior of the DC democrats right now is likely the true beginning of the end of that party. As most left there are now actually progressives/communists, could it be possible that they just go ahead and start calling themselves that in the open, more so than they already do? The actual democrat party, as most of us know, died decades ago, or at least started to. So many “real” democrats will declare themselves to be “independents” from now on out, some will move to today’s Republican party, and conservative Republicans will … ???
You’re okay, Dick. You just used the South Laredo slum version of the word, so all is good.
Disclaimer: I actually don’t know shit about Laredo, so the location of their slum may be somewhere else.
How is it different than saying “it will be overcast and windy during the night” or “it will be overcast and windy overnight”?
Augmented to expand comprehensiveness.
Apparently, I can’t spell apparently.
Where you promoted to be the new head of the Department of Redundancy Department?
You didn’t get it?
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I didn’t get it, or the memo.
They sent me a memo this morning.
You didn’t get it?
No. I got moved to the “Stick Your Head Up Your Ass So You Can Ignore Things” Research Group. We don’t accept memos. They say it was a promotion, but I’m starting to doubt it.
Comment by dick on December 8, 2010 10:14 am
So why did Mr. Doctor/fake science guy not bother to tell the crew the dump was gonna explode when they arrived?
And didn’t he say it was gonna be a thermobaric explosion, which pretty much can’t work indoors?
Yea, that character was weak. Also – the scientific explanation – or complete lack thereof – for what we already knew about Zombies. all those weeks and testing and he still came up with absolutely NOTHING?
Is it safe to talk Walking Dead?
I hate to say it but … yes, they could do a better job with the writing.
You’re treading awfully close to the dark side. Come to the dark side, Carin – be critical of The Walking Dead. Enjoy it. You know you want to. You’ll feel so much better.
They say it was a promotion, but I’m starting to doubt it.
OK. Simple test: Have you had to say “Are you a cop?” today?
The behavior of the DC democrats right now is likely the true beginning of the end of that party.
We say that about them, they say that about us. But it never really comes true. Would be nice, but it ain’t happening. You just can’t convince 30% on either side to budge. Just a fact of life.
They moved the burn date of the house in Escondido to tomorrow.
That beisbol vato up there needs to be tested. He’s been on a steady diet of dianabol and dura decabolin as of recent.
And what kind of place is called “She-boy-gan”? A trannie that keeps changing her/his mind?
We have one in Michigan, but it’s spelled Cheboygan. It’s pretty much a shit hole dump.
Myself, I liked how the French were SOOOO much better than us. The US scientists just couldn’t take it, and committed mass suicide. The only thing keeping Mr Last Remaining CDC Employee from eating a bullet was the sacrifice of his wife/partner/whatever (19 years old? really?)
Of course, I can believe the mass suicide part. I just can’t believe how the French weren’t first in that department.
Maybe Darabont ought to hire some real right wing writers next time around. Seems like the propaganda just isn’t working in this one, and it’s circling the drain quickly. He has a chance to bring it back, and I hope he does, since this series seems to have so much promise.
If you want to catch up on any Elizabeth Edwards news, tune in to NBC. Seems that it is story #1, and will be for the foreseeable future.
The comments in car in’s link from the wapo are depressing. Let me see if I can give a summation here:
Yeah but Bush …….are you kidding me do you not remember Bush……..fucking extreme right wing media has amnesia about Bush……our guy is BRILLIANT, how were we to know he’d be such a pussy…….waaaaaahhhhhh.
I guess I ought to take joy in their tears but the truth is I’d rather beat them senseless and follow that up by beating them for being senseless. I don’t enjoy sharing a country with them.
If you want to catch up on any Elizabeth Edwards news, tune in to NBC. Seems that it is story #1, and will be for the foreseeable future.
Keep the tv off. got it. Thanks Jay.
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You’re treading awfully close to the dark side. Come to the dark side, Carin – be critical of The Walking Dead. Enjoy it. You know you want to. You’ll feel so much better.
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I could just start watching one of those Housewives shows.
We have one in Michigan, but it’s spelled Cheboygan. It’s pretty much a shit hole dump.
You need me to draw a venn diagram of that shit.
Let’s see if we can talk Rosetta in to doing an Elizabeth Edwards BBF poat on Friday.
Keep the tv off. got it. Thanks Jay.
Try watching it while getting your teeth scraped. Brings a whole new dimension to the experience.
Let’s see if we can talk Rosetta in to doing an Elizabeth Edwards BBF poat on Friday.
OK, it can’t get any funnier. Don’t even try, we have reached our comedic Everest!
Can we talk about The View now? That damned Joy Behar is a dripping wet fuck monster, no?
I wouldn’t fuck Joy Behar with Dick’s dick.
I wouldn’t fuck Joy with Michelle’s dick.
I live where they are and there are NO people around me that wouldn’t have the Zombies cleared and the electricity and propane ( hot water) in a week. Have those people not heard of barbed wire and a kill zone? I have a harder time keeping the deer out of my garden. And what is the deal with all the old vehicles? The are at least three full out maxed Diesel pushers around here. And can we say Brinks truck? I new you could.. not to mention.. THEY HAD A TANK!
I could live forever at the local feed store (and as a bonus there is the county’s largest booze store just up the street!)
Can we please get some moderately Redneck writers please?
The view is a good example of why I don’t hang out with groups of women (unless it’s here at the Hostages). Listening to “the View” women, gay men (flamers) or liberal men and women is torture for me.
I’m not one of those that can say, “my really liberal friend.” Our world view is too different to enjoy each other’s company.
I like when you search “French Military Victories” they ask you if you meant “French Military Defeats” hahahahahaha
Your search – french military victories – did not match any documents.
I like when you search “French Military Victories” they ask you if you meant “French Military Defeats” hahahahahaha
HA! stupid French
Good morning 🙂
Yay! I can comment today!
I too, was viciously disappointed in the last episode of The Walking Dead, Dick. It was totally pointless.
After the episode, I told Hubby the writers had been fired. He told me he understood why 😉
Why are those assholes always low on ammo?
That’s because all us paranoid wingers bought all the ammo, and we’re hiding it.
The better question is, where are all the ammo hoarding wingers?
Mare, I have a story about that insipid show.
I was at Brake Check, getting the obvious, and was in the waiting area, the lone female. The guy at the desk put The View on, and I looked around to all the other men, who looked like they were in agony, and asked, “Why is this crappy show on? Don’t y’all get ESPN?”
I got a 20% off discount that day 😀
And what was that bullshit scene with the soldiers murdering non-zombies in the hospital flashback?
Because, in liberal dreams it is always the fascist tendency of government that fucks everything up. It is the key to every a apocalyptic failure.
I mean, please. You’re telling me that they wouldn’t run into some ex-military guys banded together who have gotten everything set up for themselves?
No, you find a black, a chinese guy, some women, a racist redneck … a few children.
THOSE are the survivors.
Jeez, Car in, that’s because all the military guys are busy killing all the people in the hospitals. And so busy doing it, that they get outflanked by a bunch of slow zombies, who then proceed to eat them.
Keep your head low, don’t make any noise. That’s the way to survive. Unless you’re a racist redneck, then just bully the other quiet folks to make yourself feel superior.
Don’t actually do anything that would demonstrate your superiority. That’s just crazy talk.
You fucksticks need to kill your tv. Don’t watch that insipid shit then sit around and bitch about how insipid it is. It makes you sound stupid.
Doesn’t it make us sound insipid, just a little bit? I can take a little insipid with the stupid.
“Why is this crappy show on? Don’t y’all get ESPN?”
Well Done, Aggie!
Happy birthday to Hotbride, Hotspur!
Hang on while I download the latest episode of One Tree Hill.
What can I say, mare? I like men. 🙂
They deserve better than to be subjected to stupid vitriol spewed by harpies with cobwebs between their legs.
I haven’t been watching the show, but I did watch the last episode.
A lab facility that has some of the scariest shit known to man is powered by diesel generators? No. Even the government knows you power that shit with a nuke, for the very events in the show.
A facility manned by people with the right mindset to deal with the scariest shit known to man goes tits up and everyone committs suicide when they have a hard time figuring this little bugger out? Riiiiiggggghhhttttt!
Some of the best epidemiologists, virologists, and microbiologists in the business couldn’t even pinpoint and identfy the pathogen and its nature, and instead killed themselves?
The writers need to punch themselves in the face until Dick gets tired.
Does anyone know if a site gets hit counts from RSS feeds?
They deserve better than to be subjected to stupid vitriol spewed by harpies with cobwebs between their legs.
May I subscribe to your newsletter?
May I subscribe to your newsletter?
WTF?? You haven’t already? Get with the program! 😉
You fucksticks need to kill your tv. Don’t watch that insipid shit then sit around and bitch about how insipid it is. It makes you sound stupid.
We criticizing, not bitching.
And if I wanna 42 minutes of tv once a week, I don’t see what’s the big deal.
Have any of you hostagette’s ever belonged to a book club. My ex-wife did and whenever she hosted it all the women did was sit around and bitch about men. HotBride won’t take part in one because she says when she’s belonged to them in the past, all the women do is sit around and bitch about men. WTF
no
How bout that Whoopie Goldburg chick. Anybody else here get serious wood just thinking about what she might look like naked? I’d like to be the meat in a sammich with her and that stunning piece of ass, Barbara Walters.
On a similar note, Hotspur…….my boss’ wife bitches about him in my presence. Should I tell her to shut the fuck up?
Mare, Mrs. Andy got the Full TSA(tm) this morning.
I’ll be back with a detailed report later, if you want to go ahead and get your Outrage! engine idling.
Holy shit, my wife just called to tell me that her sister is at the airport to pick up their dad and his girlfriend who were supposed to be returning from their trip to Israel today. They did not get off the plan, and nobody knows where they are.
Mare, Mrs. Andy got the Full TSA(tm) this morning.
For leaving her laptop at the airport, or a different event?
Have any of you hostagette’s ever belonged to a book club.
I attended one once…. Once….
The book we were supposed to talk about was The Joy Luck Club, which I still dread reading to this day. We met once to discuss the book, and all I got out of that particular slice of hell was how men are rutting beasts, and how men are so stupid for not being able to READ A WOMAN.
I said, “Perhaps we should try READING A BOOK next time?”
I was not invited for the next literary tour de force.
How bout that Whoopie Goldburg chick
You HAVE got to put me in touch with your dealer – I haven’t gotten drugs that good since that sheet of “Dark Side of the Moon” blotter acid in ’79.
Not good, Hotspur. Hope they weren’t hurt in those forest fires over there. When was the last contact somebody had with them?
Hahahaha
Aggie, ilu.
Not good, Hotspur. Hope they weren’t hurt in those forest fires over there. When was the last contact somebody had with them?
Probably not since they left two weeks ago Monday.
how men are rutting beasts, and how men are so stupid for not being able to READ A WOMAN
I don’t see any print on women (well, most women) – they must be printed in braille. Come closer and let me “read” a chapter or two…
>> For leaving her laptop at the airport, or a different event?
Heh. I told her the empty laptop bag probably triggered an alert. That and the hawt blondeness.
Cell phone?
I guess not. I know he has one, but not sure if it works in Israel.
He has inoperable stomach cancer, but he was in good shape when they left.
I should quit worrying and just wait it out.
Okay, Andy, I’ll be ready to be outraged. Thanks.
Hotspur, I have had the same experience with a book club. I made excuses to never go back. No one wants a wet blanket like me telling them how much I respect my husband. I also don’t like to go out with single women or women whose marriages are on the rocks.
Also, like Aggie, I don’t like the books these clubs pick. Almost any Oprah book club book isn’t for me. (Notice how I toned down my dislike for Oprah book club books, that’s not what I wanted to say, but I think I’m sounding like a shrew a lot.)
Betcha ya know all the right moves to get out of jury duty as well.
“Why, yes, I do think the Death Penalty is not done correctly. They should use rusty machetes.”
Come closer and let me “read” a chapter or two…
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Two weeks+ in a foreign country (even Israel), and no contact/updates? Were any planned?
On a hopeful note, maybe she’s not just his girlfriend anymore, and they decided to honeymoon in Greece or something?
Well, when I ran the show at the book club at church, I ran it with an iron fist. No bitching and whining allowed. Talk about the goddamed book.
It was actually pretty enlightening to hear other peoples interpretation of what the author was trying to get at.
As much as I dislike many of their tendencies, I get a rash from bashing women in general.
I enjoyed the “Joy Luck Club” (when I read it about 20 years ago) but there was about zero to “discuss” . I’d just as soon bring a Dean Koontz book to a literary discussion.
I think Hollywood (and the entertainment media by extension) does women NO favors. It panders to their basest desires. It elevates fluff as intellectual discourse.
Women are smarter than that.
As for book groups. Well, higher education has dropped the ball on learning people as to how a book is discussed in an intellectual manner. Shit, it’s downgraded what passes as “literature.” Women bear the brunt of this because it is they who usually do such things like “book clubs.”
Notice how I toned down my dislike for Oprah book club books
Holy hell…how she still has any credibility to pick a fucking comic book after that “A Million Little Pieces (of shit)” fiasco is beyond me.
Andy, read this, please:
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/baywatch-beauty-feels-overexposed-after-tsa-scan/19745498
Why the TSA agent “picked her” enrages me. He should have been fired.
How bout that Whoopie Goldburg chick. Anybody else here get serious wood just thinking about what she might look like naked?
Oooohhhh, baby – she needs to be ridden harder than Secretariat at the Belmont Stakes.
when I ran the show at the book club at church
Why am I having a hard time envisioning this? xbrad & book club & church – does not compute – DIV by 0.
And one more bit. Unhappy women are more apt to hang at a book club because they have less interest in staying at home with the bastard.
Betcha ya know all the right moves to get out of jury duty as well.
“I’m a lawyer” usually does it. No attorney wants another picking their case apart for the jury.
From the WSJ (and probably behind the paywall): http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703296604576005833396773312.html
If the cocksuckers in the GOP leadership need to learn one lesson from November, it is this: grassroots conservatives/Tea Partiers do not give a rat’s ass about “seniority.” As a matter of fact, if Boehner and crew keep this shit up, we’ll just reset the seniority clock on the lot of them when 2012 rolls around.
I don’t really know what books Oprah picks except for that little sticker they put on ’em at the stores.
I usually pause when I see that one a book, but I occasionally till read and enjoy it.
Carin, I like women, I have yet to enjoy a group of women other than here at the Hostages.
And like all people they deserve to be bashed occasionally.
I think Hollywood (and the entertainment media by extension) does women NO favors. It panders to their basest desires. It elevates fluff as intellectual discourse.
Women are smarter than that.
Not the ones I like.
>> when I ran the show at the book club at church … Talk about the goddamed book.
Hahahahaha. I’ll bet that was popular.
Ugh, hope the news turns out good, Hotspur. Like a missed phone call, or something.
Andy, I look forward to hearing about your wife’s experience.
My girlfriend referred me to some forum on fb for wimmins. I didnt pay attention back then and just added it. When I finally looked at the group, there was nothing about women, only men bashing. As soon as I saw the word “patriarchal” it was delete time
“I’m a lawyer” usually does it. No attorney wants another picking their case apart for the jury.
Actually, in my experience, one side usually does – but it causes a big fight and the potential lawyer-juror gets tossed anyway. 🙂
G’day, you wanking twits!
Carin, I like women, I have yet to enjoy a group …
That’s the problem. They’re no good in groups. can’t trust ’em once they start pairing up, actually.
And like all people they deserve to be bashed occasionally.
I just dropped and broke my coffee cup.
*shakes fist at Skye*
MMMMAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!
The book about the philandering pilot husband was stupid.
Oprah actually said, “if he could cheat it could happen to anyone.”
My comment….”huh”
She actually made it sound like there was tension and mystery in that book, I read it and laughed out loud at how predictable and stupid it was. The wife in it was a moron.
how she still has any credibility to pick a fucking comic book after that “A Million Little Pieces (of shit)” fiasco is beyond me.
My wife’s aunt, a flighty, emotional type as far too many women are, gave the wife that book at a family gathering. Wife flipped through it for about 5 seconds, handed it to me and said “Turn to a random page and read half of it”. I did. I looked up at the wife with “the look” and handed the book back to her. She then dropped it in the trash can in the kitchen.
This is why I married this woman.
I don’t really know what books Oprah picks except for that little sticker they put on ‘em at the stores.
“A Million Little Pieces” by James Frey is the only one I know, only because (a) Oprah got hosed in public because the autobiography was fabricated, and (b) the fabricated stories were mostly ripped from the life an acquaintance of mine who actually went to HS with and was a regular substance abuser with Frey for several years.
>> Andy, read this, please:
I’d like to screen her too. Wowza!
Yes, picking the hawt chicks out of line for a little patdown makes us sooooooo much safer.
The stupidest book ever recommended to me was that “Left Behind” series.
By my cousin’s wife.
I don’t like women. I was just telling pjd how bad it sucks. He has a men’s group thru church and they’re so casual. The women’s group doesn’t like to let anyone new in and they’re clicky
Lame
As soon as I saw the word “patriarchal” it was delete time
That’s because the only “arch” that can hold your attention is the Golden Arches. 😛
No mention of “A Million Little Pieces” would be complete without including a reference to our favorite towel …
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e05-a-million-little-fibers
Andy, If they do that to my daughters and I’m there, Holy crap, I could be arrested. Seriously, it kind of worries me about my response.
I think Hollywood (and the entertainment media by extension) does women NO favors. It panders to their basest desires. It elevates fluff as intellectual discourse.
Women are smarter than that.
I agree. And I think they give equally crappy treatment to men. If it’s not white heterosexual male bashing (ala most primetime comedies nowadays), it is catering to stereotypes (Spike TV, anyone?). The groups you mention show very little respect of the intelligence and tastes of the “masses”.
Worst book evahr? The Shack
the fabricated stories were mostly ripped from the life an acquaintance of mine who actually went to HS with and was a regular substance abuser with Frey for several years.
1. Frey mad a lot of money off that book.
2. Your acquaintance deserves a big cut of that money
3. You’re a lawyer.
Some assembly required.
Hahahahaha. I’ll bet that was popular.
Seriously, they started going off the rails the first time I chaired a meeting, and I banged my book on the table like a gavel and noted that the “mommy time” group had their meeting earlier in the day.
Stick a finger in their face and ask them what point the author was trying to get across, and you’d usually get a pretty decent answer.
I only eat Mexican fast food jazz
Mare, here’s Mrs. Andy’s Facechimp message from this morning:
Hell, I don’t even get to do that at my leisure.
Oprah got hosed in public because the autobiography was fabricated
And instead of denouncing the fucker, she defended the book by saying that it was “fake but accurate.” Why she is still considered credible is beyond me.
Worst book evahr? The Shack
My wife read that one. Said it was “interesting”. I couldn’t bring myself to pick it up when I learned that the role of the Holy Spirit was being played by Isabel Sanford.
I don’t like women. I was just telling pjd how bad it sucks. He has a men’s group thru church and they’re so casual. The women’s group doesn’t like to let anyone new in and they’re clicky
Lame
See, this is apples to oranges. Women are horrid in THIS way. They are petty and prone to gossip. And, they are cliquey.
Men – as a group – can be equally irritating but in different ways.
Ever been with a group of men discussing politics (men you didn’t really know) and have them totally ignore you simply because you were female, and prolly didn’t know such things as they?
Or, ever been with a man who assumed HE knew more about X simply because of the dangle between his legs? Last summer, there WAS NO WAY that man on the raft was going to let me take the driver’s seat. No, I had to sit there and just paddle like a fucking child fro 5 hours because he was a man.
I’m not bashing. I ‘m just saying men and women both have their good and bad points.
Not TRYING to be crude but what good (SYWM) does putting your hand on someone’s buttocks do unless you…..ahem….ah…..insert your finger to see if anything is being smuggled.
Whew, that was hard to type.
OK. I never got invested in the Christine O’Donnell fight, never got in pissing matches with friends, nor banned from any sites over her.
But when you equate the tragedy of Pearl Harbor to a FUCKING EXTENSION OF UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS, you should be forever drummed out of any political movement. Idiot.
http://is.gd/ioOmX
1. Frey mad a lot of money off that book.
2. Your acquaintance deserves a big cut of that money
My acquaintance is pissed about the appropriation, but he really doesn’t want to start opening doors he’s worked hard to close. He’d rather just let sleeping dogs lie. Some things are more important than cash.
I only eat Mexican fast food jazz
Quit sucking the funny out of my comments. 😛
And instead of denouncing the fucker, she defended the book by saying that it was “fake but accurate.” Why she is still considered credible is beyond me.
I have nothing nice to say about her at all. She’s a fucking disease and she’s symptomatic of a deep, deep societal problem that worships and emulates shallow superficiality.
>> Not TRYING to be crude
C’mon, it’s The Hostages 🙂
I’m anxious to get the full rundown on this thing. She’s been gone for a few days, and I hope I can talk her into letting me inspect for any damage, IYKWISAITYD.
she’s symptomatic of a deep, deep societal problem that worships and emulates shallow superficiality.
Exactly.
she’s symptomatic of a deep, deep societal problem that worships and emulates shallow superficiality.
Exactly.
Second
Jazz, I’m also not a fan of the “tell everything to anybody” school of thought. And evidently I’m not empathetic enough, I simply don’t care about people who go on shows to talk about their problems. The answer to me is always pretty obvious.
Big time, Jazz.
I wish I had a dingle between my legs
ut when you equate the tragedy of Pearl Harbor to a FUCKING EXTENSION OF UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS, you should be forever drummed out of any political movement. Idiot.
And calling Elizabeth Edwards’ death a “tragedy” is a bit dramatic, Christine. While death is inevitable, I don’t know Edwards, and I have many people closer to me whose struggles with cancer mean far more to me than those of a stranger who has no relevance to my life. Elizabeth Edwards’ death is tragic to me in the same way it’s tragic that Kenny G won’t be playing a Christmas show here this month. In other words, I just don’t care.
Oprah feeds upon the mentally feeble and will be there as long as she has a continuing food source.
So…we should kill off the food source? I’m in.
>> But when you equate the tragedy of Pearl Harbor to a FUCKING EXTENSION OF UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS, you should be forever drummed out of any political movement. Idiot.
RINO!!!
/ODonnellBot2010_AutoReply
I wish I had a dingle between my legs
You’ve had one there AT LEAST four times, and see what it got you?
But when you equate the tragedy of Pearl Harbor to a FUCKING EXTENSION OF UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS
Please point out EXACTLY where she equated these two things. She said they are both tragedies – she did not “equate” them. She also said E. Edwards’ death was a tragedy – do you think she was saying that that one women’s death was equal to the thousands dead at Pearl Harbor? No? Maybe she was just classifying events, and not actually saying they are equal? Or maybe you would like to point out where the actual phrase “seperation of church and state” appears in the Constitution?
So sad. I thought I found the perfect dentist. The whole world recommended her and it turns out they won’t let parents in the room with them. I’m here now, but they said I can’t the next time. We won’t be back.
Jazz, I’m also not a fan of the “tell everything to anybody” school of thought. And evidently I’m not empathetic enough, I simply don’t care about people who go on shows to talk about their problems. The answer to me is always pretty obvious.
My pat answer to people’s complaints about their lives: SHUT UP, suck it up, and change it. And SHUT UP again.
BTW, there’s a difference between relating events of your life here on our little corner of the intarwebbery and going on Oprah. Sharing one’s life with friends in no way resembles publishing the events of one’s life to millions of strangers.
I wish I had a dingle between my legs
*watches for all the Hostages to change their monikers to “Dingle”*
If you want to start throwing stuff at your computer, watch this.
http://tinyurl.com/27ckmsg
>> Please point out EXACTLY where she equated these two things.
Right. Fucking. There.
Oprah feeds upon the mentally feeble and will be there as long as she has a continuing food source.
I disagree. I think the low-level of intellectual heft in her bullshit convinces people that they are being intellectual when they are not. Why bother reading books of merit, when you can read the easy shit churned out en masse. Why read books with complicated themes and big words and complicated plots when I can read this book about a man who cheated on his wife that is well received by the critics?
Why actually understand societal problems when Oprah and friends can simply sum it all up in two minute bits.
Oprah perpetuates the ignorance. Much like Rachel Maddow.
Don’t make me go get my bag of dicks.
there’s a difference between relating events of your life here on our little corner of the intarwebbery and going on Oprah. Sharing one’s life with friends in no way resembles publishing the events of one’s life to millions of strangers
Not true. The Internet is both public and forever.
Why do you hate me Hotspur???
Man, hard to get a word in here today.
Did anyone watch the Secretariat clip? That thing gives me goosebumps every time I watch it. That fucking horse could run.
/I want to throw some mare joke in there, but I’m not coming up with a quip that’s appropriate for anything other than a Tijuana barnyard sex show.
Hi Chief.
Things are feisty here today.
Awww, poor MCPO.
*SMOOOOOCH*
see, to illustrate how uninvested I was in the O’Donnell fights, I think AD is being facetious but I’m not sure.
I know when I watch a show, when that show is over and I feel like I’m somehow diminshed afterwards, that’s not good.
In other words, I got stupider watching that.
Merry Fucking Christmas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odqsnneeD6M
Not true. The Internet is both public and forever.
While it is public and forever, we have relationships with each other and don’t publish TO the millions. They might be able to find the info, but it was never intended for dissemination to them. It’s like a conversation in McDonald’s versus a conversation on stage at a Superbowl half-time show.
I do sometimes forget we have lurkers and anyone can be here.
The internet isn’t forever.
Take this end of this string an walk to the end of the internet and we can measure it!
The whole world recommended her and it turns out they won’t let parents in the room with them.
I’m missing something. Why would you need to be there?
’cause if Peej isn’t there, her kids may report the abuse.
I’ve said to much.
So, Andy, all tragedies are equal, and nothing can be a tragedy unless it is equal to all the other things that are already considered to be tragedies?? Do you really want to take that position?
Or is a “tragedy” a general class of events, and not all tragedies are equal? If your mother dies, it is a tragedy for YOU – it is not a tragedy for the world.
Dick – I was thinking the same thing about the dentist. WTF?
I do sometimes forget we have lurkers and anyone can be here.
Sometimes I lurk and comment at the same time.
I’m missing something. Why would you need to be there?
Well, speaking for myself, Dick, my little one prefers I be there to hold her hand. Also, I want to watch what the dentist does as well as the hygienist, in case she has a reaction to meds, for example.
Because no one does things to my kids in a private room when I’m not there. I made that mistake with the last dentist
The internet isn’t forever.
*posts picture of my junk*
>> The internet isn’t forever.
Exhibit A: The H1
“Because no one does things to my kids in a private room when I’m not there. I made that mistake with the last dentist”
I get that, PJM.
I wish I had a dingle between my legs
Here ya go!
Lipstick, you may have ruined sex for me.
OK, AD was not being facetious…
AD, I amend my remarks: O’Donnell compared Pearl Harbor to extending unemployment benefits. Better?
I think it was a rather clumsy and unartful comment. Perhaps she’s not ready for prime time.
But, I take issue with the idea that only the politically savy are “able” to run our country. Those are merely the most practiced crooks and liars.
I don’t have an answer to this, because I know the debate falls back to the “electability” factor.
That’s why I stayed out of the whole fight in November. I don’t have the answer to that question. How to elect the unelectable person who might make the best leader?
OK, I realize I was raised when the world was in black and white, but I never remember my parents being in the room at the dentist. I got a new dentist every time I went too.
If you had a bad experience, wouldn’t one session with the dentist clue you in has to how your child was going to be treated? Why would you want to be there every time?
Unless you have a degree in dentistry or medicine, what value do you add? Mommy won’t be there to hold their hands when they are 27 (unless the Dem further extend the definition of “child”).
*posts picture of my junk*
WARNING: Maybe NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/2a4t77j
I think AD is being facetious but I’m not sure.
I’m not. Sorry, you said you were un-invested, and then slam her for something she didn’t actually do. You let someone else control the discussions by accepting their premise of what she said, when she didn’t actually say what is being claimed.
Brava, Carin!
Well said, and I think about this in the same way.
Did MCPO and dick think my whole problem with the last dentist was just because I wrote a random review and he decided to sue me for it? The review was not favorable
My kids went to a dentist where the whole area was open you could walk from the sitting area to the chairs, and there were benches for the parents to sit and watch. . She sang to my kids while she cleaned their teeth.
The irony of the deal, is that those with an open patient area aren’t the ones who need it.
My mother went with me into the dental exam room until I asked her not to. I was fine with that, and so was my dentist.
Jazz – How old were you when you asked?
BTW, I finally asked my mother not to accompany me into the dental exam room when I was 32.
PJM – I acknowledged your bad experience. Please try to comprehend everything I write.
The lefties commenting at the Hill are disingenuously claiming that she is against extending unemployment benefits and that makes her a horrible person. It plainly states in the article that she said she isn’t against extending them. She is against not paying for them with spending cuts.
It’s fucking there in plain English.
Unless you have a degree in dentistry or medicine, what value do you add? Mommy won’t be there to hold their hands when they are 27 (unless the Dem further extend the definition of “child”).
I never had to hold their hand. Actually, the dentists and the techs did a great job. I think they wanted me to see that.
Genius marketing.
In all seriousness, I was probably in fifth or sixth grade when I asked my mom to stop coming back to the exam room with me.
Lipstick, you may have ruined sex for me.
Sorry. I hear watching Oprah is helpful for sorting out trauma.
ooops
Your mom still comes with me to the back room, IYKWIMAITYD.
Cuffy……..hahahahahaha!
And, FTR, I had to witness some horrible procedures. My Erin had to have her top four front teeth removed when she fell and loosened them all.
And Ethan had crowns put on his four front top teeth.
In all seriousness, I was probably in fifth or sixth grade when I asked my mom to stop coming back to the exam room with me.
Well that explains a lot.
Our older 3 kids went to the same dentist that Mr. TiFW and I go to – he’s a hoot, and I doubt that he would ever have a problem with a parent coming back if their child needed it.
Rebecca goes to a pediatric dentist – one of the few who doesn’t stop seeing kids once they turn 3 or 4 – and his entire office is absolutely great. All of the hygienists and helpers have to learn how to make balloon animals, and the kids get to go to a giant drawer to pick out a “prize” when they get done.
Trust me, with Rebecca – heck, with all of my kids – I’ll go back as long as my kids request that I do. Some things are very scary for kids, but having someone who cares about them right there to help them learn to get over their fear can be a good thing.
Hey, Mr. TiFW STILL has to be there whenever I get an IV inserted…..
Just to make sure you understand, MCPO, I am not enabling my kid in any way. And she will face her fears on her own time. I don’t coddle her. In fact, I point out how the dentist and the hygienist are looking out for her.
You’re assuming too much mcpo. I’m not there to hold their hands. I’m there to make sure they dont get molested and if you’ve never been sexually abused, then you’ll never understand. My job is to protect my children. They never need to be alone in a room with an adult
She did not say “this thing, X, is as bad as this thing, Y” That is equating them. She did not say “This thing, X, has Z things in common with this thing Y”. That would be comparing them. She said “this thing, X, and this thing, Y, are both of class W”.
She applied a classification to all three events. Was it a correct one? Maybe not. But to let others control the use of language and the meaning of words is to lose half the battle of ideas from the start. Read more Jeff G., people.
I don’t live in DE. I wasn’t asked to make a choice about C.O.D. I haven’t expressed an opinion about her anywhere before. This particular item isn’t about her – it is about letting others control the discussion.
Privacy is good for some things at the dentist’s office. I’m sure no one wanted to see the dentist break apart my wisdom teeth with a small hammer.
I realize there are probably private rooms available when things are out in the open. My point is there is a reason to have privacy, too. Also, I don’t want to sit in front of everyone while they clean my teeth.
I want to be in back with the hot dental hygenist in the low cut blouse. Wait, that was the movie on Cinemax, not real life. Carry on!
Your mom still comes with me to the back room, IYKWIMAITYD.
My mom’s a bus driver, Blue Bird.
Christmas is a humbug!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVcbZg4WVg8
I get that, PJM.
Hey, Mr. TiFW STILL has to be there whenever I get an IV inserted…..
Heh! Same with Mr. Aggie. How ironic is that??
I’m there to make sure they dont get molested
A lot of that where you live?
I’ve never been in a dentist chair without a tech in the room in my entire life.
Re: Oprah
I was stuck at the auto repair shop yesterday, waiting for my car. CNN was on in the waiting room and they were doing a story about Oprah taking a bunch of her worshippers to Australia.
It was nothing but non-stop screaming and chanting of “OPRAH! OPRAH! OPRAH!” by the women and gays. It was un-fucking-believable. These people are fucking idiots who worship Oprah like she’s some sort of deity.
All I could think is that each and every one of those fucking idiots probably voted for Obama and, if there is a God, they will all get mauled by a kangaroo.
AD, this may be a venial sin on COD’s part, but let’s face it, she’s had her chance, and she was found wanting. I’m not saying we should go back to Castle. I’m saying that she should gracefully STFU and let the DE GOP/Tea Party apparatus start looking for viable candidates.
Hahahaha
My FIL is fine. He and his girlfriend argued over their departure time. She said it was noon today, he said it was midnight last night. Turns out he was right.
Senile old bag.
let the DE GOP/Tea Party apparatus start looking for viable candidates.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHA!
Wait? What?
You’re being serious?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She did not say “This thing, X, has Z things in common with this thing Y”. That would be comparing them.
Yes. She. Did.
Pearl Harbor
Dead Edwards
Unemployment Benefits
What did they “have in common”? All tragedies. “Today marks a lot of tragedy. Tragedies come in threes.”
MCPO, we’ve moved a lot so we’ve had several dentists. Lots of them do work without a “tech” in the room.
Oh, that’s good news, Hotspur! Whew.
>> But to let others control the use of language and the meaning of words is to lose half the battle of ideas from the start. Read more Jeff G., people.
AD, you’re the one left divining her intent here.
When you list three items in a sentence like that without indicating any indicator of magnitude, I can only infer that you view them of equal importance: Tragedy A, B and C.
“A lot of that where you live?
I’ve never been in a dentist chair without a tech in the room in my entire life.”
Goody for you
if there is a God, they will all get mauled by a kangaroo.
There is hope:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/
Re: Oprah, there’s a reason she’s quitting. For all the psychotic fans she has, she’s getting killed in the ratings by Judge Judy.
“Goody for you”
I lol’d
without indicating any indicator?
I clearly need some lunch. BBL
(Doubly so. Tag now closed)
And even if a tech is in the room doesn’t mean they aren’t perverts too. At least Dr Laura agrees with me on this
Dead Edwards
This is what I’m naming my next rock band.
Mare- That may be your experience, it has not been mine. I guess my question becomes, at what point do you trust your children to interact, independently with adults? What does it take to balance child safety with the notion that not all adults are child predators?
IMO, much of the fear of adult males engendered in society is founded on local TV news sweeps ratings and media sensationalism. I’m not denying that predators are out there, merely that the fear is far in excess of the probability that a child would be hurt by a professional such as a doctor or a dentist.
No one in their right mind would want to see a child harmed in this way. But, how do you find a balance? It saddens me to see kids in doors all the time, interacting only through their cellphones and computers, because their parents fear for them so badly.
This is what I’m naming my next rock band.
That’s achieving cult hero status right there.
*swoon*
I agree with you MCPO. I think parents are irrational in their fears about our society, and the news media loves to fan the flames.
My Secreting Santa present will be here tomorrow. I am so excited!!! The beneficiary of my magnanimity just may wish to visit violence and abuse upon me, too. Best Christmas ever!!!!
MCPO, my point, your experience isn’t everyone’s. Any good dentist, coach, doctor, or teacher could care less if a parent is in the room (as long as they don’t interfere with the proceedings).
1) What’s a tragedy, Cuffy (besides a boring play written by some long-dead guy)? How many people have to be hurt? How many have to die? How much money has to be wasted for something to be a tragedy? Please give me the specifics so I can gauge every event that happens and determine if it fits your definition of a tragedy.
2) You’ve now doubled-down on your language mistake. You listed “Unemployment Benefits” – are you saying she claimed Unemployment Benefits are a tragedy? No, she didn’t. She clarified – she claimed extending Unemployment Benefits without cutting spending elsewhere was a tragedy – I would agree with that. It is more of a tragedy to me than Elizabeth Edwards’ death.
3) How much did she say they had in common? How many elements of description? She was not comparing them – she classified them. It is NOT the same thing. And it is also NOT equating them.
Well MCPO, not to be a hostage downer, but I was sexually abused as a kid. I don’t feel I was protected. I will protect my kids. Graham would tell me if something happened. Garren? Probably not and my kids are hardly living their lives in the shadows
Goody for you
I wasn’t being a smartass. Wish I could say the same for you.
Dead Edwards
This is what I’m naming my next rock band.
There’s an Ohio band called “The Dead Schembechlers.”
http://deadschembechlers.com/
Not everyone thinks its funny.
Elizabeth Edwards death was not a tragedy.
I want my kids to enjoy the innocence I was not afforded in my youth thanks to my neighbor
AD:
1) O’Donnell listed her “tragedies”, ask her for her definition.
2) Sorry for the freaking SHORTHAND. Now you’re getting ridiculous.
3) “How much did she say they had in common?” They all occurred on December 7th.
In happier news, I am making chicken in BBQ sauce for dinner, and will make the Nantucket Cranberry Pah for dessert. Baking bread is in the works.
Carry on.
You’re fine dick. I wrote that response before I saw your “makes sense” response sorry
PJM – Sorry if you’re mad at me.
I’m re-linking the scrunt again and asking a simple question:
Do you itemize your deductions? If so, according to this stupid bitch, you are wealthy and, therefore, evil and should pay more taxes.
This one comment needs to be played repeatedly. If you own a home and take the mortgage interest deduction, or if you have high medical expenses and take that deduction, you are wealthy.
Fuck you, Claire McCuntskill .
When you list three items in a sentence like that without indicating any indicator of magnitude, I can only infer that you view them of equal importance: Tragedy A, B and C.
And you are divining her intent if you are claiming that she thinks the Pearl Harbor attack and Elizabeth Edwards death are equal, because she said both are tragedies.
A dog, a dolphin, and a human are all mammals. Does that statement make you think I am claiming that a dolphin is equal to a dog? Or that a dog is equal to a human?
I’ll leave before I get banned from another site or three.
Upon further review, the stupidest thing she said was: “Tragedy comes in threes.”
Jesus christ, AD, give it a fucking rest.
I want to take my machete to her, Wiser….
I’ll leave before I get banned from another site or three.
You and me both.
Lunch time. BBL.
“Fuck you, Claire McCuntskill .”
She is a lying, whore, bitch asshole. And was that Schumer behind her nodding like a fricken bobble head? THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK. Lies roll off their tongue like oil.
“…like a laser” MY ASS!!!
Suffice it to say, had any politician or celeb said “Tragedies come in threes: Pearl Harbor, {notable death}, {wonky-ass policy minutae}” my reaction would be identical.
I want my kids to enjoy the innocence I was not afforded in my youth thanks to my neighbor
Sadly, you can’t guarantee that. I was molested too Peej, by a stranger in a playground outside of my friend’s house.
I’m not mad. I just want you to understand things aren’t black and white
I just HATE, HATE, the class warfare the Dems constantly work toward.
Then we end up finding out they use the tax code for their benefit but scorn others who do (think Kerry).
>> Do you itemize your deductions? If so, according to this stupid bitch, you are wealthy and, therefore, evil and should pay more taxes.
Let’s ask Judge Learned Hand what he thinks of that:
You’re right carin, but I’ll do what I can
Let’s ask Judge Learned Hand what he thinks of that:
I wonder if the inestimably, offensively stupid McCuntskill would support a flat tax?
Cuffy, we’re simpatico.
SHOTGUN!
I agree with you MCPO. I think parents are irrational in their fears about our society, and the news media loves to fan the flames.
I’m really torn about this. When I was growing up, my parents … well, I would take the bus from Downtown Detroit out to the city limits all by myself when I was in 5th grade. Did anything happen? no. Men did, sometimes, pull over and try to get me to come to their car though. More than once.
The world’s a dangerous place.
But I think many parents have gone overboard. Go to a nice (and relatively safe) community on a summer day and you won’t see kid one out side unless it’s in some organized (parents supervised) activity.
Sad.
Whether you agree or disagree that COD was equating those three events, you have to admit that it is an extremely clumsy statement.
“I wonder if the inestimably, offensively stupid McCuntskill would support a flat tax?”
Interesting, Wiser, as I was watching that video for a second I thought she was going to introduce a “flat tax.” Really.
She has no idea what she’s saying.
you have to admit that it is an extremely clumsy statement.
I don’t have to agree, because I THINK I SAID THE SAME THING UPTHREAD.
The thing that drives me crazy is kids who are waiting for the school bus. They are all sitting in their parent’s cars, all lined up in a row with the motors running.
At the end of the school day, the parents are all waiting in line for the bus to arrive so they can be driven the three or four blocks to their house.
I don’t have to agree, because I THINK I SAID THE SAME THING UPTHREAD.
Oh, you want to start with me now?? HUH???
BRING IT, BITCH!!!!
“I’ll leave before I get banned from another site or three.”
Don’t make me send bubba over there to show you the joys of being molested
KUMBAYA, my Lord, KUMBAYA……
Well, I guess in the age of all encompassing news that we will continue to see more people exposed to mis-speaking.
Yeah, it was a clumsy statement. And she does seem to make more of them than others. I guess the electibility thing is going to become more and more prevalent. It will also be heavily weighted against right-leaning candidates, also.
You can’t tell me Claire McCaskill hasn’t made stupider statements than equating tragedies, like O’Donnell did. It’s just not highlighted the same way. It’s going to be an uphill battle, so you might as well get used to it.
Every time someone mentions that Claire Bear McCaskill will be up for re-election soon, the only thing I can think is that her Republican opponent should run that hurl-inducing picture of her making cow eyes at BamBam during the 2008 campaign over and over and over.
Don’t let that witch disassociate herself from Teh One – she was gaga over him then, and I don’t think things have changed all that much…..
“I’ll leave before I get banned from another site or three.”
Was, MCPO mad at you, PJM?
I couldn’t listen to all of Claire. Ugh. She sounds stupid even with prepared remarks.
Remember that woman on CNBC that talked about being worn out from defending Obama?
We need some folks on our side that we don’t have to constantly defend so that when we do need to mount the defense, it’ll be sustainable.
I’m not even talking about O’Donnell here. Think more along the lines of Romney. I like a lot of his ideas, and I think he’s a good guy but he fucked up with RomneyCare.
If he were to come out and admit it, that would be great. But he can defend that POS on his own, and I’ll back a different candidate.
don’t have to agree, because I THINK I SAID THE SAME THING UPTHREAD.
Oh, you want to start with me now?? HUH???
BRING IT, BITCH!!!!
RIGHT now I’m writing your name on a bag of dicks.
it’s ON.
should run that hurl-inducing picture of her
My wife bought me an LCD monitor for my birthday.
Watching that clip makes me really, really sorry about that.
You can’t tell me Claire McCaskill hasn’t made stupider statements than equating tragedies, like O’Donnell did. It’s just not highlighted the same way. It’s going to be an uphill battle, so you might as well get used to it.
Or [insert any democrat’s name here]. We’ve got tons of stupid people in office.
When I see little kids walking with backbacks by themselves, I cringe. They look like targets. Like it or not, the reality is there are a lot of predators out there. Most cities have a website that shows the sex offenders in your neighborhood, when you see how many, you’ll poo your pants. Of course I know there are levels of sex offender. You can be flagged for showing your pee pee in front of a sorority…..which I think is rather funny as opposed to being dangerous. Showing your weiner in front of a grade school is serious stuff.
RIGHT now I’m writing your name on a bag of dicks.
ha ha ha… You think that scares me?
You’re gonna have to do better than that.
I have had Rosetta in my home.
”
Was, MCPO mad at you, PJM?”
Good catch
TiFW, if you run across that picture would you link it?
You can be flagged for showing your pee pee in front of a sorority…..which I think is rather funny as opposed to being dangerous.
*unzips pants and turns towards Texas…..
Ya know what pisses me off more than anything? The misuse of the word “tragedy”. Ain’t none of that shit was a tragedy.
Tiger Woods’ meltdown? Classic tragedy.
Elizabeth Edwards dying of cancer probably related to HPV-TBS (Thailand Boy Strain) she got off Silky Pony? Not a tragedy.
*dials 911
*then looks at wiser’s pants and starts laughing. Brett???
Judd Gregg schools Andrea Mitchell on taxes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkdJAjaceIM
I just met with my new client, Edna Mole.
No kidding. She’s a dead ringer.
*unzips pants and turns towards Texas…..
Moons out tonight.
Ya know what pisses me off more than anything? The misuse of the word “tragedy”. Ain’t none of that shit was a tragedy.
It’s like rain on your wedding day.
I just met with my new client, Edna Mole.
heh heh heh.
Hawt!
*then looks at wiser’s pants and starts laughing.
IT’S REALLY, REALLY COLD HERE!!!
Ok, I’m home from the dentist. Anything interesting happen while I was gone?
Edna Mole.
HAHAHAHA!
I love her!
IT’S REALLY, REALLY COLD HERE!!!
Well, okay then.
*stops laughing
I remember reading that E. Edwards had hormonal treatment in order to have the replacement son at age 50. I’ve wondered if there is any connection with that and her cancer.
When I see little kids walking with backbacks by themselves, I cringe.
I do too. So does PJD. Especially in my little town. Meth is rampant here. It’s easy to hide. Why do you think they brought Elizabeth Smart here to hang out for a while?
Reading comprehension around here sucks.
We don’t need no stinkin’ book club around here. Weeze got air tv to keep usuns happy.
I’ve wondered if there is any connection with that and her cancer.
—————
Now that’s interesting. One son dies. Mom takes hormonal treatment to have another son. Another son is born. Mom dies from hormonal treatment leaving son with no mom.
I get the impression Edna Mole is someone known only to young children and their parents. We singles and the more geriatric Hostages wouldn’t have any reason to be familiar with her, would we?
Another son is born. Mom dies from hormonal treatment leaving son with no mom.
The costs of artificial perfection are often unintentionally hilarious.
Walter Williams (I love this guy) on the morality of government. It’s not as boring as it sounds.
http://tinyurl.com/27rd2ea
Now that’s interesting. One son dies. Mom takes hormonal treatment to have another son. Another son is born. Mom dies from hormonal treatment leaving son with no mom.
She had a daughter at 48 and went through the treatment again till they got the son. I remember at the time thinking it was kinda off — like the daughter was not good enough.
Edna Mole: http://tinyurl.com/24uq625
I remember reading that E. Edwards had hormonal treatment in order to have the replacement son at age 50. I’ve wondered if there is any connection with that and her cancer.
That’s a very interesting thought.
Now that’s interesting. One son dies. Mom takes hormonal treatment to have another son. Another son is born. Mom dies from hormonal treatment leaving son with no mom.
Submitted for your approval….
Edna Mole: http://tinyurl.com/24uq625
One of my favorite characters
I remember at the time thinking it was kinda off — like the daughter was not good enough.
Yet another reason for hating them both.
Rod, you just don’t work with that avatar
http://tinyurl.com/2b4w8d5
And yet, my property taxes have gone up at X6 the rate of inflation in the last 5 years!?
Yeah, throwing money at the problem will fix it!! /heavy sarc
— like the daughter was not good enough.
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I’m sure they’ll both be fine. Really. Such a great father to raise them.
Can anyone tell me how construction is doing in Texas? Like, oh I dunno, pools for example?
And yet, my property taxes have gone up at X6 the rate of inflation in the last 5 years!?
You still here?
Rod, you just don’t work with that avatar
yeah, I figured that would confuse some of the lesser intelligent people here….
You still here?
Is there someplace else that requires my presence?
I’m sure they’ll both be fine. Really. Such a great father to raise them.
And lucky them, they have a little step-sister too! I’m sure they will just love having Reille as a step-mom and they will soon forget the pain of losing their own sainted mother.
Is there someplace else that requires my presence?
Are there any places left that you can get to without using a proxy server?
Carin, I made you a Christmas avatard.
I’m sure they will just love having Reille as a step-mom and they will soon forget the pain of losing their own sainted mother.
Will he marry Rielle or go younger and prettier?
yeah, I figured that would confuse some of the lesser intelligent people here….
*looks up from cleaning fingernails
I’m sorry, wha?
Are there any places left that you can get to without using a proxy server?
Yeah, but they’re like $3.99 a minute.
Their talking about Hostages™ on Rush.
We should sue him.
Can anyone tell me how construction is doing in Texas? Like, oh I dunno, pools for example?
Move here and I’ll hire you to do a small one in my backyard!!!
House votes to honor imprisoned Chinese dissident for Nobel Peace Prize. There was one, single NO vote:
http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2010/roll612.xml
Will he marry Rielle or go younger and prettier?
Set that goal high.
And lucky them, they have a little step-sister too! I’m sure they will just love having Reille as a step-mom and they will soon forget the pain of losing their own sainted mother.
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The real Edwards kids will just give her less of the eight ball they’ll be doing…in say…10 or so years.
Are there any places left that you can get to without using a proxy server?
Yes. Three. . . and your point would be what?
Ha ha ha … Hotspur! Ok, I changed it.
I haven’t banned you at my place yet, MCPO.
Yet.
Will he marry Rielle or go younger and prettier?
You mean prettier than himself? Impossible.
My favorite Jon Edwards video of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kCAFkfFLQQ
He’s always a NO, Cuffy. If it had been someone else, THAT would have been news.
Those kids are going to be Todd-Bridges-grade fucked up.
I’m sure the feeling is mutual: http://tinyurl.com/276w6wm
I just met with my new client, Edna Mole.
She’s my FAVORITE!!!!! One of these years, I’m going to have to dress up like her for Halloween – we’re roughly the same height…..
“She” was voiced, BTW, by Brad Bird, the director of the movie – absolutely brilliant character, and the voice just makes her!
Isn’t her last name “Mode”, though? In keeping with the whole “couture” theme and all that….
Those kids are going to be Todd-Bridges-grade fucked up.
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I’m thinking more along the lines of Dana Plato.
Yes. Three. . . and your point would be what?
No point. Just asking. You seem to be making friends and influencing people everywhere you go lately. I was just wondering if you had worn out your welcome on the entire blogoshpere yet.
Honestly, though, why are these fucktards wasting time on that?
Congratulating imprisoned Chinese democracy advocate Liu Xiaobo on the award of the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize
They need to vote whether to congratulate him or not?
retarded.
Honestly, though, why are these fucktards wasting time on that?
Next up, Congress will vote on whether Lucy Liu is the prettiest of the new Charlie’s Angels.
*get’s out bag of dicks again.
You two behave.
I think they should vote on whether or not Oprah’s a lesbo.
I was just wondering if you had worn out your welcome on the entire blogoshpere yet.
Yeah well, we can’t all have your pleasing personality I suppose. If you want to tell me to fuck off, just say it.
You two behave.
???
I’m being good.
Better to waste time on meaningless shit than on raising my taxes and being my nanny.
*starts looking on Interwebz for Secret Santa gift for next year: “The Bag of Dix”….*
Yeah well, we can’t all have your pleasing personality I suppose. If you want to tell me to fuck off, just say it.
I’m sorry, are you reading something into what I’m saying that’s just not there?
Teresa, it is Mode. It was chosen because it is also the German word for “fashion”.
I think they should vote on whether or not Oprah’s a lesbo.
WIN!!!
I think they should vote on whether or not Oprah’s a lesbo.
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My best friends dad was her pilot. He never said anything about her preference, but he also never spoke negatively about her at all.
You’re riling up my Chief.
*runs to get chief a sammich and a juicebox filled with Scotch.
You just ignore Wiser. Like everyone else does.
You’re riling up my Chief.
I am??
Hahahaha
Yay!!!!!!
My best friends dad was her pilot. He never said anything about her preference, but he also never spoke negatively about her at all.
Did your Dad find $20 on her plane?
huh, it really is Edna Mode. Who knew?
other than aggy
Not that we’re on the subject or anything, but I managed to lose my wedding ring in the kitchen trash can this morning. Had to dig through last night’s green beans and corn to find it.
I was pretty sure I knew the few places it could have been lost – Mr. TiFW was beside himself (so was I). All is well, though – ring’s back on my finger, all nice and clean. And I have promised Mr. TiFW that I will not walk around the house with my rings on my open watchband any more; I will put them on my fingers AS SOON as I open it up….
Wiser, if you must rile anyone, pick me 😉
Had to dig through last night’s green beans and corn to find it.
I hate that. It was the worst when PJD used to chew tobacco and I had to dig thru the trash to find something.
BARF!!!!
I usually saved that for him
Much like many disappointed GNR fans, Ron Paul hates Chinese Democracy, too.
I managed to lose my wedding ring in the trash this morning.
I picked up a chicken that had gotten out this summer and as it kicked it looped a claw under my wedding ring, stripped it from my finger, and flung it about 10 feet into 4 foot tall weeds. Found it with a metal director the next day.
I think I mentioned this, but back in October, I signed up for an Amazon Prime trial membership, and I accidentally failed to cancel (I’m sure Amazon didn’t anticipate THAT and feels just awful about it) and got enrolled for a full year of Prime service to the tune of $75 or so. I was pissed. But I’ve ordered so much from Amazon since then that I’ve actually saved more money than I spent. I will re-up for Amazon Prime when my membership expires. It’s so nice to avoid shipping charges and get “free” two-day delivery service!!!!
Wiser, if you must rile anyone, pick me 😉
I don’t pick the people I rile up. They pick me.
Wow, aggie, your shoulders feel really tight.
C’mere for a minute…..
I lost the diamond of my engagment ring while bartending. Amazingly I found it in a bus tub filled with dishes (and food – yuck) after about 10 min TOTAL looking for it.
I had a hunch it had fallen off in there. It really was a miracle I found it.
ring’s back on my finger,
I lose stuff all the time. All the freaking time.
Yet, in over 20 years and all of my travels, I’ve never lost my wedding ring.
*whew
That’s because when you go out, you always leave your ring at home, right wiserbud?
Yet, in over 20 years and all of my travels, I’ve never lost my wedding ring.
You are so screwed. The Fates will not be mocked.
That’s because when you go out, you always leave your ring at home, right wiserbud?
nope. I wear it proudly. Best chick magnet I’ve ever known.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CQIObNzHfU
Amazon Prime rocks, Jazz. We made our first yearly payment back with the first order — a very heavy item that was shipped free overnight. They must have some sort of shipping center in Las Vegas because all of our free 2-day shipping items arrive overnight.
Wiser, the women can tell anyway.
I am VERY glad, Dick, and thank you for the complement. Mr. TiFW and I picked it out to replace my original set, which I thought had gotten lost when we took DD#1 up to school in NY her freshman year. That was also our 25th anniversary trip (we went to Niagara Falls after dropping her off), and I was heartbroken over the loss.
Well, we went to a local jeweler, and they have what they call “pre-loved” rings (from peoples’ estates), and I fell in love with the ring guard. We had an engagement ring made up to fit with the guard.
Wouldn’t you know it, the day that I was going to go pick up the ring set, I felt something hard in my bathrobe pocket. I felt around in there, and what did I find? You guessed it – my original wedding ring set had been in our house the entire time.
Paul said that he liked the new ring set, and wanted me to have it, so we decided to keep the original set (I’m still fond of it, because it was purchased when we were poor college kids) and give it to our first grandson to give to his fiancee.
Wanna know a secret? (Mr. TiFW will kill me) The “big” stone in the new set is actually a Jewelry Grade Cubic Zirconium (a real one wasn’t in our budget, what with a kid in college and all that…..). One of these days, we’ll put a real stone in there, but it’s not a priority right now.
BTW, if you and Kelly are ever looking for a good, reputable jeweler in the area, go to Kube’s Jewelers over by TCU – they’ve been in business for 3 generations now, and they are really great folks!
Oh, just so everybody who wants to know, knows.
We lost a relatively new member of the H2 today, JosePDaddy.
She’s done with this place due to personal reasons.
What does that mean?
I love Amazon prime.
She’s done with this place due to personal reasons.
What? XBrad asked to see her tits?
Oh, just so everybody who wants to know, knows.
We lost a relatively new member of the H2 today, JosePDaddy.
She’s done with this place due to personal reasons.
What did Wiser do?
What does that mean?
Her new husband was pissed about xBad asking her for nekkid pictures?
mope. I wear it proudly. Best chick magnet I’ve ever known.
That, and a wing woman. I’ve seen an ad for them, and the local news did a story about it. Seems that woman think if you are out with a woman, then you aren’t an axe murderer, and will accept his advances more readily.
Ooops – “I’m glad” referred to Dick’s earlier comment about finding my ring.
What’d we do to chase off Jose?
Wow, aggie, your shoulders feel really tight.
C’mere for a minute…..
Heh…heh…heh…
Why did Josey leave, Dick??
Ok, no one fight while I’m gone. gotta kid run, then a run run.
play nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjviMVTRqRc
PJ, Jose won’t be gracing us with her presence anymore, but for once, Wiser didn’t chase someone away. She’s got stuff going on that precludes her from visiting us anymore, but will miss us.
Is she running for office or something and can’t be seen with us?
Teresa, I must be one of the few women out there that doesn’t like diamonds. They just seem colorless to me. I prefer semiprecious stones, but Hubby insisted I have a diamond for my engagement ring. It’s the only one I own.
We made our first yearly payment back with the first order — a very heavy item that was shipped free overnight.
I love Amazon prime.
I got a 35# package delivered in two days for free. Comparable shipping without Prime was the better part of the cost of my Prime membership. I”ll have several more of those orders coming up, and I’ve ordered enough other stuff already to cover the cost of my membership. This is one time that I’m glad I got caught up the web of one of those trial offers.
Now, if I could just remember all those pr0n site trial memberships I enrolled in…..
play nice.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA43ETEU1Vg
Well, that makes me rather sad. I really enjoyed having her around. I may have to start drinking early.
Ok, no one fight while I’m gone. gotta kid run, then a run run.
play nice.
*looks around
Is she gone?
what a bitch
Nobody leaves Dick. At least, not alive.
*makes note to sleep with one eye open*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXEu1odjKZM
This is the ring I designed for our engagement/wedding ring for HotBride. Funny I don’t have any actual photos of it.
Kelly doesn’t like jewelry at all.
Well, Kelly is a queen, whereas I am a mere princess 😉
I’ll miss the hose beast. I like her.
I do not wear or like jewelry, but that doesn’t make me an anti-semite.
Josey’s gone? Dang. I hadn’t even texted her pictures of my junk or nothin’.
Aggie, the only “expensive” pieces of jewelry I own are my Aggie ring and my wedding ring set. If you get a good diamond and put it in a white gold setting, it can be quite lovely. Of course, you have to keep it cleaned as well – every time I go into the jewelry store where I got the ring (usually to have a watch battery replaced), they insist on cleaning my ring.
It looks REALLY pretty for a couple of weeks……
That is a lovely ring, Hotspur. You should take pics for insurance purposes, though.
We lost a relatively new member of the H2 today, JosePDaddy.
Well, that sucks. She was fun.
I hope everything’s okay with her and we see her again someday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNpaaPHENE&feature=&p=2409AEBF359F7807&index=0&playnext=1
Hotspur, that’s a beautiful ring design – I’m sure Hotbride loves it!
Oh, yeah, tell HotBride I said Happy B-day, HS.
So, Jazz. You really get your money’s worth for Amazon Prime, huh?
Yes, BUT – I order several heavy pieces of merchandise a year. My money is easily made back by the time I’ve received my second shipment. That said, I easily order enough books and gifts to cover the membership cost, too. Even cutting one avenue of expenses out, I still make my money back.
My Precious: http://tinyurl.com/2b7bbu3
I didn’t even get to email her a picture of MY junk either.
that shit ain’t right.
Teresa, I have a confession to make….
I LOST MY AGGIE RING!!! GASP!!
I lost it while working retail at a clothing store back in ’91. Taking the clothes out of the plastic and throwing the plastic away, it came off my finger. I was soooo miserable.
But Hubby replaced it for Christmas our first year married, thanks to the Association’s generosity.
Wiser didn’t chase someone away.
But it was just a matter of time, really.
And dick, there is nothing that make my heart leap so much as seeing “$0.00” next to the shipping charges EVERY time I buy something. Yeah, I already paid, but it still looks cool and makes me feel good about my choice.
MCPO, you are having way too much fun 😉
I did the same thing Jazz. I kept it too.. It really kicks Costco and Sam’s in the Poon.
*except for the nummy smoked salmon at costco…
anyone know why MCPO is posting his iPod playlist?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JicW0JeiSQ&feature=related
You know you’ve been discussing the news in front of your kids too much when one of them draws a picture of a family missing their flight and one of the characters says,
You mean we got our privates checked for nothing?”
anyone know why MCPO is posting his iPod playlist?
No room for misinterpretation.
I’m going to be here forever, shadowing wiser with halitosis breath.
I’m probably the last person to see this and, if that’s the case, go fuck yourself.
However if you’ve not seen the psycho hand model, here you go:
http://tinyurl.com/2d4ff2o
Can you imagine even dating that? Or being married to it??
Can you say murder-suicide.
I didn’t even get to email her a picture of MY junk either.
No worries. I sent her the one you sent to me.
And now we know why she left!
And someone needs to poat. This thing is slower than Jazz returning a gag gift giant dildo.
No room for misinterpretation.
hahahaha
No room for misinterpretation.
Well, must admit, they are some of the most erudite and intelligent comments you have made in quite a while.
WSJ’s Taranto hits it out of the park re: Obama’s political incompetence & notoriously thin skin:
To be sure, we loathe what Obama’s hard-left critics stand for, and their anguish is our delight. But Obama isn’t attacking them for our benefit. It seems, rather, that he can’t help himself. He is genuinely hurt by their criticism and lacks the self-restraint to conceal those feelings.
http://is.gd/ipeTG
No, just murder, Rosetta.
it’s so cute when cuffy comes here and uses big words and schtuff
This thing is slower than
Jazz returning a gag giftRosetta gagging on giant dildo.Fixt. 🙂
NO NEW POAT!!
I’ll get glitched by that Askimet whore.
*tilts head coquettishly
Hey everyone…… (giggle)
(ya know, even I hate me for being such a shallow and annoying scrunt.)
There was a hostage named Jose’
Who quit us when we got too nosey
It was Dick who opined
“It was Wiser whom she dropped dime”
But, it was Xbrad who was to quick with “teh xplodey!”
Baby Monkey! (woo hoo!) Baby Monkey! (woo hoo) Expanding PJ’s vocabulary, Baby Monkey!
It really kicks Costco and Sam’s in the Poon.
Do you belong to both? I can’t justify the membership fees at both places, so I just belong to Costco.
NEW POAT UP!
if a company is put on the auction block, that’s not good is it? Or is it?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303284604575582763779380900.html
However if you’ve not seen the psycho hand model, here you go:
She is the personality type that I seem to attract. In fact, she favors a woman I dated for a while. Do I have “I love nutso, self-absorbed beeyotches!” written on my forehead?
I must.
/Current g/f is not of this ilk.
Costco shipped my new television with no shipping charges. So I’ve got that going for me. Never really looked around to see what else they’ll ship.
if a company is put on the auction block, that’s not good is it?
Depends on the alternatives. It could have been closed down and assests sold. An auction may mean some jobs are kept.
You never no, PJ. But on average, when private equity guys take the reins, it’s cost-cutting time.
Found one: