Crap Poat for a Thursday Evening

I still love you. . .

Well, my pad is very messy and there’s whiskers on my chin. . .

Well hello Mr. Soul. . .

July 23, 2009
Categories: Uncategorized . . Author: MCPO Airdale

216 Comments

  1. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 9:12 pm

    Help us Obi-Wan, you’re our only hope!

  2. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:12 pm

    This poat sucks

  3. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 9:14 pm

    Xbrad – Bite my crappy poat, you crappy, craptastic crapinator!

  4. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:14 pm

    Who crapped in your Cream of Wheat?

  6. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 9:17 pm

    I HATE CREAM OF WHEAT!!!!!!!!

  7. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:17 pm

    Hey, guys.

  8. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:18 pm

    MCPO this might be your best poat ever! Rock on!

  9. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:18 pm

    Did the galley serve grits at every breakfast? How were you with grits?

  10. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 9:19 pm

    Xbrad – I likes me some grits.

  11. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:21 pm

  12. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:25 pm

  13. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:26 pm

    Not a huge grits fan. Once in a while. And my Mom gets mad because I put sugar on them instead of red-eye gravy.

  14. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 9:26 pm

    Jazz & Brew – Penalty box! You each get a game misconduct for flagrant mis-posting of YouTube videos!

  15. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:27 pm

    Jazz, was that Dave in Texas on the bass?

  16. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:28 pm

  17. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:28 pm

    Penalty box! You each get a game misconduct for flagrant mis-posting of YouTube videos!

    Maybe I need the rules explained to me. Single syllable words, PLEASE.

  18. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:29 pm

    Jazz, was that Dave in Texas on the bass?

    He’s not here, so I can’t make a joke about him playing the flute.

  19. Comment by clintbird on July 23, 2009 9:31 pm

    Canned Heat kicked ass!

    Hey, Chief, hug Romy for me.

    It’s neat you two get to meet.

  20. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:32 pm

    Penalty box! You each get a game misconduct for flagrant mis-posting of YouTube videos!

    I consulted the Commenter’s Union Master Agreement and I don’t see what you’re talking about. If you don’t get off my tits I’m going to file a grievance.

  21. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 9:32 pm

    Remove the “http://” in the URL when you post them. That way the video doesn’t automatically embed and slow down the comments section. . . YOU FUCKING RETARD!

  22. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:33 pm

    Get a faster connection…YOU MONGOLOID!

  23. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:34 pm

    For MCPO: http://tinyurl.com/5sebrm

  24. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:35 pm

    Brew, it’s not the connection speed. WordPress gets slow when there’s a bunch of vids embedded in the comments. So COUNT YOUR DICK!!!

    MCPO, I’ll send you cash money if you pat Romy on the fanny for me.

  25. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:37 pm

    I’ll send Romy money if she cockpunches Chief.

  27. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:40 pm

    WordPress gets slow when there’s a bunch of vids embedded in the comments.

    YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE!

  28. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:41 pm

    Jazz, you let The Man beat you down 😦

  29. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:41 pm

    If we had a Jolly Pirate Donuts, I’d be there.

  30. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:44 pm

    Jazz, you let The Man beat you down

    He’s a vet. Those fuckers are crazy. I actually respect him, though. And, most importantly, he’s got a fucking point.

  31. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:46 pm

    Damn. Now I want a donut.

    Fucking Brewfan. Putting ideas of unhealthy food in my head.

  32. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:46 pm

    I”ve got a Rusty Brown Ring Donut you’re welcome to munch.

  33. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:47 pm

    I actually respect him, though.

    Me too. Anybody who can stay in the Navy all those years deserves respect.

  34. Comment by pendejo grande on July 23, 2009 9:48 pm

    A question for you old fuckers: Is that a Chicago song covered by Spencer Davis or is that a Spencer Davis song covered by Chicago? I’ve never heard a version other than the Chiicago one. This one’s ok though.

  35. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:48 pm

    Savoy Brown, anyone?

    http://tinyurl.com/l959k5

  36. Comment by BrewFan on July 23, 2009 9:48 pm

    Donuts are not unhealthy. They are made out of wheat and some other things, but mostly wheat.

  37. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 9:49 pm

    Thanks, but no thanks, Jizz.

    Don’t wanna step into Justin’s territory. He gets jealous when someone starts hanging round his bitch.

  38. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:54 pm

    Cool, unusual version of a song you otherwise might skip over. Burton Cummings doing “You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet.” NOT what you hear on the radio, and not for high-energy listening:

    http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=10117950&type=track

  39. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:55 pm

    Is that a Chicago song covered by Spencer Davis or is that a Spencer Davis song covered by Chicago?

    Yes.

  40. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 9:58 pm

    THe Guess Who:

    http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=10117950&type=track

  41. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 23, 2009 10:00 pm

    What the fuck? Long-haired hippy freak music hour tonight? Fuck the hippies! Damn patchouli smelling, “make love, not war”, mememememememeME! generation is the reason we have an America-hating jugeared freak in the White House presiding over the dismantling of my country!!!

  42. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:00 pm

    Is someone gonna answer the big asshole’s question or not?

  43. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 10:02 pm

    Actually, pendejo, I thought it was a Spencer Davis song

  44. Comment by Jazz on July 23, 2009 10:04 pm

    I’m stepping out for a bit.

  45. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:10 pm

    Dinner tonight will be two Bacon Double Del’s and a chocolate milkshake.

  46. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:11 pm

    My after work project. The lowest limb that is cut off is comfortably above my head while standing.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3751215948/sizes/l/

  47. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 10:12 pm

    PJM – To which asshole do you refer?

  48. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:13 pm

    So, I’ll be done watching every episode of One Tree Hill very shortly. Until it comes back in the fall, of course.

    The question becomes, what next? What’s the next good dramatic series I should watch? Anybody here watch Friday Night Lights? Any good?

  49. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:14 pm

    PJM – To which asshole do you refer?

    Just how many assholes do you have, MCPO?

  50. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:15 pm

    hahahaha

    mcpo and b-rad make a comedy duo

  51. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:16 pm

    PJ, what happened that you aren’t working at Comic-Con? And if you get a chance, you wanna work Adult-Con next year?

  52. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:17 pm

    I cut the highest two branches off standing on a 8′ ladder (on my project link ^)

  53. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 10:18 pm

    PJM – I’m pleased you that have found alternate accommodations. When will you be moving? How far is it from your folks? Will you still have an Arizona zip code?

  54. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:18 pm

    Zeke in Flight
    Zeke in Flight

  55. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:19 pm

    I had to work a dinner at my church last night that I volunteered for and didn’t realize it was on the same day that I’d pick up my assignment for comic-con. I was gonna try and pick up my badge early yesterday, but my niece wanted to hang out with her boyfriend before she goes back to her dad’s for the rest of the summer. I was gonna deny her that so I could go to comic-con……………..although I REALLY wanted to

  56. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:19 pm

    The Chase
    The Chase

  57. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:20 pm

    You know where alpine is chief?

    I’m exactly 12 miles away.

  58. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:20 pm

    PJM,
    You are such a wonderful mom / aunt. Bless you.

  59. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:21 pm

    dang zeke is getting big vmax!! cute cute!

  60. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:21 pm

    Who is Zeke chasing, V?

  61. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:22 pm

    The neighbor kid X.
    Yes PJM he was 32# when I took him to the Doc 2 weeks ago (he has been gaining 5# a week so he might be 40+ now)

  62. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:23 pm

    Sky and a Great Dane in a Race!
    race on!

  63. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 23, 2009 10:25 pm

    What’s the next good dramatic series I should watch?

    Jericho. Last episode had me sitting on the edge of my seat. That doesn’t happen often.

  64. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 10:26 pm

    I like Alpine. Stopped there for lunch on one of my desert runs.

  65. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 10:27 pm

    Generation Kill – If you haven’t seen it, you should.

  66. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 10:27 pm

    PJ – Maybe TBOM’s wife found out what he was up to!

  67. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:28 pm

    St Bernard vs Aussie Shepherd
    DSC_3461
    Bear got tired of the aussie nipping at him and kicked his ass!

  68. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:28 pm

    yeah, that’s what I’m thinking. That’s too bad. He was fun

  69. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:32 pm

    I watched an episode or two of Jericho, and just didn’t like it. I know some folks loved it, but I couldn’t quite buy in.

    Generation Kill was an interesting book, but the parts I saw on HBO sucked.

  70. Comment by daveintexas on July 23, 2009 10:32 pm

    Well I ain’t gettin busted by the missus.

  71. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 10:33 pm

    Wife is a military officer and may think it reflects poorly on her.

  72. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:33 pm

    yes dave, I’m sure you’re REALLY good at being sneaky, that’s why

  73. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:35 pm

    Wife is a military officer and may think it reflects poorly on her.

    T-bone’s wife? or yours?

  74. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:35 pm

    Really? what happened to TBOM?
    He hit the big time?

    Zeke Running
    Zeke running

    My partner borrowed my truck for the 2nd time this week. I really want to go fishing with him, but I am busy working on one of the last jobs we have at work. I am expecting to be unemployed shortly.

  75. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 23, 2009 10:36 pm

    Well fine. You don’t want my opinion, don’t ask me for it. I am enjoying “Eureka” right now. I think the writers must have grown up in the same place I did. I watch and laugh.

  76. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:37 pm

    I’ve seen ads for Eureka. I’ll have to hunt for it online.

  77. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:38 pm

    no vmax, t-bone has disappeared. he’s not any of our facebook friends anymore……no nathan, no T-bone

  78. Comment by Jewstin on July 23, 2009 10:39 pm

    I’m trying to recall a good British soap, I watched, Xbrad.

  79. Comment by daveintexas on July 23, 2009 10:39 pm

    I am an awesome sneak. Ninja Dave.

  80. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:40 pm

    My partner borrowed my truck for the 2nd time this week.

    VMAX IS GAY-AAAAAAA

    VMAX IS GAY-AAAAAAA

    *does little twirly dance around the room

    Neener, neener, neener, neener!!

  81. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:41 pm

    If you get a chance read Joker One by Donovan Campbell. The last non fiction book I read. Very good read.

    I am reading the David Webber / Steve White series in fiction . Crusade, in death ground, the stars at war, etc. It is not Honor, but a continuation with a few twists.

  82. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 23, 2009 10:41 pm

    I am an awesome sneak. Ninja Dave.

    I don’t think sneaking up on BrewFan and Michael counts, DiT.

  83. Comment by daveintexas on July 23, 2009 10:43 pm

    I think I just tripped over a wastebasket.

  84. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:43 pm

    specially cuz brewfan and Michael try REALLY hard to pretend they don’t hear him

    are NONE of you sad about t-bone? What the hell?!?!?

  85. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 10:43 pm

    BiW – I love Eureka. Funny, funny show.

  86. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:43 pm

    Sure PJM
    Whatever.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    He has the boat I have the truck that pulls it.

    He has a Mitsubishi something or other, that cannot pull his boat out of the water.

  87. Comment by Jewstin on July 23, 2009 10:43 pm

    Hollyoaks. Watch Hollyoaks, Xbrad.

  88. Comment by Jewstin on July 23, 2009 10:44 pm

    I think Tbom was here a few days ago.

  89. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:45 pm

    I hope T-Bone isn’t gone for good. He was funneh.

    Unlike PJ.

  90. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:45 pm

    I like Eureka too BiW

    Come here PJM I will show you how Gay I am!

  91. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:46 pm

    He has the boat I have the truck that pulls it.

    very kinky

  92. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 23, 2009 10:46 pm

    BiW – I love Eureka. Funny, funny show.

    I watched it for the first time a few weeks ago, and laughed hard, Chief.

    Maybe TBOM’s wife saw the last post at Crossing the Line, and told him to ditch us.

  93. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 23, 2009 10:47 pm

    I think I just tripped over a wastebasket.

    Plastic or metal?

  94. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:47 pm

    Snoozing
    Snoozing

  95. Comment by mesablue on July 23, 2009 10:47 pm

    Uh-huh

  96. Comment by pajama momma on July 23, 2009 10:48 pm

    Plastic or metal?

    hahahahaha, are you taking notes to help him sue?

  97. Comment by Vmaximus on July 23, 2009 10:49 pm

    Very Strange Mesa

  98. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 10:50 pm

    Mesa – Is there any limit to Nipponese weirdness??

  99. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 23, 2009 10:53 pm

    Not sure BiW, I need some pliers to pull this shard out of my foot and look at it. Once I wipe all the blood off.

  100. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 10:55 pm

    Storylines that the soap has dealt with include drug addiction, murder, arson, hit and run, abortion, suicide, homelessness, financial problems, interracial relationships, racism, religion, bisexuality, homosexuality, homophobia, sexual confusion, alcoholism, drug abuse, rape, male rape, cancer, molestation, child abuse, domestic violence, anorexia/bulimia, incest, sexual harassment, bullying at school, bullying in the workplace, carbon monoxide poisoning, living with epilepsy, HIV, pupil/teacher relationships, self harm, schizophrenia, OCD, gambling addiction, shoplifting, fostering, teenage pregnancy, SIDS, miscarriage, kidnapping, brain aneurysm and surrogacy.

    Hollyoaks might just be worth watching. Any link to online viewing?

  102. Comment by Jewstin on July 23, 2009 11:12 pm

    Here’s an episode, Xbrad:

    http://bacn.me/9cl

  103. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 11:13 pm

    Mesa – Knocked himself out! BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  104. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 23, 2009 11:13 pm

    hahahahaha, are you taking notes to help him sue?

    Actually, I just wanted to know how much noise “Ninja Dave” made. But since he’s bleeding, I can’t make fun of him now. Damned inconsiderate.

  105. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 23, 2009 11:17 pm

    medic

  106. Comment by Pie Tease on July 23, 2009 11:20 pm

    Just watched Casino Royal (I know, it’s OLD), but hubba hubba … Daniel Craig.

    He’s not gay, right?

    Don’t tell me.

  107. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 11:22 pm

    Thanks Jewstin.

    Any show that starts out with a naked hooker can’t be all bad. And I guess now I know what Gemma Atkinson is famous for, besides being famous.

  108. Comment by count on July 23, 2009 11:26 pm

    Heard the St. Louis Cards picked up Dee.

  109. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 23, 2009 11:32 pm

    Old Casino Royale would be Peter Sellers.

  110. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 11:33 pm

    Clam Casino would be better!

  111. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 11:34 pm

    I’ve got Quantum of Solace on my computer, but haven’t got around to watching it.

  112. Comment by mesablue on July 23, 2009 11:35 pm

    It’s not bad.

  113. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 23, 2009 11:35 pm

    xBrad – Don’t bother – it sucks.

  114. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 23, 2009 11:42 pm

    LARPs wrapping. What’d I miss?

  115. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 11:51 pm

    Most Bond movies suck on some level.

  116. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 23, 2009 11:52 pm

    ^not much

  117. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 23, 2009 11:55 pm

    Most Bond movies suck on some level.

    Thank goodness, I thought I was alone. They bore me to tears.

  118. Comment by Jewstin on July 23, 2009 11:59 pm

    Most Bond movies suck on some level.

    Thank goodness, I thought I was alone. They bore me to tears.

    You’re both freaks of nature and have a special circle in hell reserved especially for you.

  119. Comment by xbradtc on July 23, 2009 11:59 pm

    Oh, I like most Bond movies. I just take them for what they are worth. They aren’t trying to create great cinema. Just a fun movie.

  120. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 24, 2009 12:01 am

    Roger Moore was the best Bond.

  121. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:08 am

    Roger was by far the cheesiest Bond.

    And the more interesting question is:

    Who was the best Bond Girl?

  122. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 12:11 am

    Roger Moore was the cheesiest Bond.

    Moonraker was delightful. A cinematic trainwreck. I love it.

  123. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:11 am

    Jane Seymour.

  124. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:13 am

    Dammit, PA, you’re not supposed to win the game in the first round.

  125. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:14 am

    Hi, FIGF!!!!!

  126. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 12:14 am

    Who was the best Bond Girl?

    Maude Adams.

  127. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:15 am

    I like old bond movies. You can have Daniel Craig and do whatever you want to him. I wouldn’t care. Pussy.

  128. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:16 am

    I saw For Your Eyes Only a week or two ago. Lynn Holly Johnson in her little ice skater outfit had just about the sweetest ass ever in that movie.

  129. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:17 am

    Hi, FIBF! Congrats on today.

  130. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:17 am

    Damn near all of ’em are gay, Carin.

  131. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:17 am

    Maude was pretty rockin’, but it’s hard to be enthusiastic about a chick named Maude.

  132. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:18 am

    Thanks, PA. It was a start. More in the works but the process is tedious.

  133. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:18 am

    What was interesting to me was that Jane’s character never showed anything yet came off sensuous as all get out.

  134. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:19 am

    Carin, I don’t know that for a fact … I mostly was trying to get someone riled up.

  135. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 12:20 am

    it’s hard to be enthusiastic about a chick named Maude.

    You’re such a namist. I hate you soooo hard.

  136. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 24, 2009 12:21 am

    Jane Seymour.

    Seconded. I’d still hit it. I’d have especially hit it about the time she was in Inc.

  137. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:22 am

    Jewstin, you’re free to hate me, but please don’t do it hard…

  138. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:22 am

    Rather than cheesy, I’d have to say Roger Moore played Bond with a cheeky twist. I liked him a lot in the role. Daniel Craig certainly is a different kind of Bond … his first movie was very good, the second one not so much. Rumor has it that his third one will elevate the standards again … but who knows, that may just be bs.

  139. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:23 am

    Jane is indeed still rockin’…

    And yeah, I’m a namist. What’s a sexier name, Maude Adams or Sophie Marceau?

  140. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:24 am

    She’s not a Maude, she’s a Maud.

    And did anybody else notice that Cambridge policeman’s name? Jim Crow (ley)?

  141. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 12:24 am

    Sophie Marceau – Female French mime with hairy pits.

    Just sayin’.

  142. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:26 am

    Jewstin, you made me laugh out loud HARD

  143. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:27 am

    Bond girls? How ’bout Luciana Paluzzi? Perhaps one of the most “real” of all the Bond girls.

    http://www.bondmovies.com/girls.shtml

  144. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:27 am

    Did you see her in “Someshere In Time”? She was stunning in that.

  145. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:29 am

    That was actually a darn good movie, PA … even if it is a “chick flick.”

  146. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:29 am

    Someshere In Time”

    PA’s been drinking again…

  147. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 12:30 am

    Jewstin, you made me laugh out loud HARD

    God, I’m such a stud. I just can’t help myself.

  148. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:34 am

    How can you tell? *hickuppp

    Brad, I love the music in that movie, too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEILaEPkjaM

  149. Comment by pajama momma on July 24, 2009 12:35 am

    Here’s a fun blog for you guys. http://samsamdat.blogspot.com/

    1. Am I as big of a jerk (loser, etc or whatever term of negative endearment that strikes your fancy) as I appear to be? Answer: Probably bigger. I am a proud card carrying member of ‘Blame America First.’. What problem since WWII has NOT been exacerbated (if not created) by some fatheaded and/or misguided American policy? The overthrow of Mossadegh in Iran? The Vietnam War? The ‘secret’ war against the Soviets following their invasion of Afghanistan in 1979, resulting in not only the destruction of Afghanistan–but also in the creation of al Qaida, The Taliban, and the forces that attacked us on 9/11? The unmitgated and wholesale cowardice of NOT having a coherent energy plan ever–but especially since 1973? 2. Do I hate everything? Answer: Pretty much. But not Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, most flavors of ice cream, the US Constitution, national health care, Raul Hilberg, Frantz Fanon, Tadeus Borowski, Ingrid Bergman, the San Diego Chargers (except when they let me down, which is often).

  150. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 24, 2009 12:37 am

    Honor. Blackman.

    nite folks

  151. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 12:37 am

    Did someone say something about James Bond?

  152. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:37 am

    I LOVE Rachmaninov! You have such extraordinary tastes, PA!

  153. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 12:37 am

    I’m watching Meteor on Hulu, and polishing off the last of my Blue Moon. I don’t know why I bother with that shit. I can honk down wheat beer like it’s chocolate milk and not get a buzz.

  154. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:40 am

    I’m thinkin’ fugg him, PJM!

  155. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:40 am

    I’m going through the Bond girls list and remembering some great ones. Kim Bassinger was pretty good, Honor rocked, of course.

    Barbara Carrera. Barbara Bach. Lots of good choices.

  156. Comment by mesablue on July 24, 2009 12:41 am

    Someshere in Time was filmed in Michigan. Up North.

  157. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:42 am

    Barbara Bach was HOT!

  158. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 12:43 am

    I always had a soft spot for Xenia Onatopp, played by Famke Janssen.

  159. Comment by mesablue on July 24, 2009 12:44 am

  160. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:44 am

    Why do you think you’re my FIBF, Clint? Duh!

    Sean, why do we never talk?

  161. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:45 am

    Good night all. Sleep calls. Play nice but if you can’t try not to pass any communicable diseases amongst yourself.

  162. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:46 am

    I understand, FIGF and back at ya!

  163. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 24, 2009 12:49 am

    Roger Moore was the best Bond.

    Huh. I didn’t know that Leon was ghey.

    New guy is the best. Love the brutality. Love. It.

    Best Bond chick? Daniella Bianchi in ‘From Russia With Love’. Runner up? Eva Green from Casino Royale. Either one is so hot I’ll get third degree burns just touching them, but I think I’ll die with a smile on my face….

  164. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 24, 2009 12:50 am

    Someshere in Time was filmed in Michigan. Up North.

    Mackinaw Island.

  165. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 12:50 am

    It’s because we’ve just grown apart, Patty Ann. It’s not you, it’s me.

  166. Comment by clintbird on July 24, 2009 12:51 am

    For MARE when she shows up tonight:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6eqQTSvwaA&feature=related

  167. Comment by sohos on July 24, 2009 12:52 am

    I think the FUNNIEST shtick is Patty Ann and Sean and why they never talk…I love IT!!!!!!!!!!

  168. Comment by mesablue on July 24, 2009 12:57 am

    Watch this in HD — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7deClndzQw

  169. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 12:57 am

    “It’s because we’ve just grown apart, Patty Ann. It’s not you, it’s me.”

    WTF? I am not Jessica Simpson. You can’t break up with me the night before my birthday. TAKE IT BACK!!

  170. Comment by mesablue on July 24, 2009 12:58 am

    Mackinaw Island.

    Mackinac Island.

  171. Comment by mesablue on July 24, 2009 1:00 am

    That scuba diver has horrible fin technique.

  172. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 1:01 am

    I think the FUNNIEST shtick is Patty Ann and Sean and why they never talk…I love IT!!!!!!!!!!

    I’m glad you can get some enjoyment out of our relationship problems.

    *sob*

  173. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 24, 2009 1:04 am

    You’re correct, mesa. I always got the spellings for the island and the city reversed.

  174. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 1:04 am

    The scuba diver is in a tank with sharks. I prolly wouldn’t flip my fins in a tasty seal like manner if I could avoid it…

  176. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 1:16 am

    TAKE IT BACK!!

    I can’t do that, PA. Wouldn’t be fair to either of us.

  177. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 1:17 am

    You’d think that after so many, one more birthday wouldn’t faze PattyAnn…

  178. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 1:30 am

    You’d think that after so many, one more birthday wouldn’t faze PattyAnn…

    *Awaiting the meteor headed in Xbrad’s direction.

  179. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 1:33 am

    Also? I don’t think ‘faze’ is a real word. . .

  180. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 1:36 am

    Also? I don’t think ‘faze’ is a real word. . .

    Leave the thinking to others.

  182. Comment by PattyAnn on July 24, 2009 1:39 am

    Hahaha. Okay, Sean.

    xBrad, I’m still trying to get killed by sex. I’m holding out for that.

    Goodnight, all.

  183. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 1:41 am

    Leave the thinking to others.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/faze

    Um.

    Shut your whore mouths’? You trashy fuckers need to die already. Painfully. With acid and chainsaws.

  184. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 1:48 am

    Shut your whore mouths’? You trashy fuckers need to die already. Painfully. With acid and chainsaws.

    Well, they didn’t have chainsaws, but perhaps when these fine chaps are acquitted because of RACISM!!!, you can send them after us.

  185. Comment by mesablue on July 24, 2009 1:49 am

    Meet Ted, he thinks he is God — or something.

    http://www.tedisacomingofgodtoearth.org/MainSitePages/Ted_NEEDS_RESOURCES.html

  186. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 1:49 am

    I’ve never used acid…

    At least not while using a chainsaw.

  187. Comment by mesablue on July 24, 2009 1:52 am

  188. Comment by Jewstin on July 24, 2009 1:52 am

    Aww, nuts. Meteor ended with a whole lot of suck. And not the good kind. I’m going to bed and pouting.

    No, no. Don’t try to stop me.

  190. Comment by pajama momma on July 24, 2009 2:01 am

    ok those were weird polls. Someone in Iowa did an awful lot of clicking.

  191. Comment by pajama momma on July 24, 2009 2:02 am

    anyone know of any freeware that converts MP4a to Mp3?

  192. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 2:03 am

    I’ve never used acid…

    At least not while using a chainsaw.

    And I’ve never used a chainsaw…

  193. Comment by pajama momma on July 24, 2009 2:04 am

    sean……….you’re just……….good

    now what have you done with t-bone?

  194. Comment by mesablue on July 24, 2009 2:09 am

  195. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 2:13 am

    You’ve never used a chainsaw?

    What kind of namby pamby pussy are you?

  196. Comment by pajama momma on July 24, 2009 2:26 am

    nevermind, thanks for all your help guys. I figured out how to do it on itunes.

  197. Comment by pajama momma on July 24, 2009 2:28 am

    I think the point he was making b-rad, is that he’s doing acid all the time

  198. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 2:29 am

    What kind of namby pamby pussy are you?

    The kind who’s never had a reason to use a chainsaw. Really, it’s just never come up. Go figure.

  199. Comment by pajama momma on July 24, 2009 2:30 am

    gee sean, thanks for ruining what I just said

    sheesh

  200. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 2:33 am

    sean……….you’re just……….good

    If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard a woman say that…uh…never mind.

    I think the point he was making b-rad, is that he’s doing acid all the time

    Thank you for clarifying that, gigantic, multi-colored talking eye in the screaming yellow sky.

  201. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 2:35 am

    gee sean, thanks for ruining what I just said

    sheesh

    OH NO, THE GIGANTIC EYE HAS TUNED ON ME! BAD TRIP! BAD TRIP, MAAAAAAAN!!!!

  202. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 2:44 am

    You need a REASON to use a chainsaw?

  203. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 2:46 am

    You need a REASON to use a chainsaw?

  204. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 2:50 am

    Well, that’s fucked up.

  205. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 3:00 am

    What, a little chainsaw talk and you all run away.

    Look, I promise. Tomorrow, I’ll take a shower.

  206. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 3:10 am

    I wish I could believe that, b-rad. I really do.

  207. Comment by topsecretk9 on July 24, 2009 3:23 am

    Well thanks to Mesa I found this place. How is everyone?

  208. Comment by topsecretk9 on July 24, 2009 3:24 am

    Has anyone heard of the OMBAC championship in San Diego, just got turn on to it, pretty amazing all men “club” still.

  209. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 3:26 am

    Hey Top, long time, no see.

    What’s the OMBAC championship?

  210. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 3:40 am

    Hey, TSK9. Good to see you! As a welcome back present, I put up a new poat for you.

  211. Comment by topsecretk9 on July 24, 2009 3:48 am

    Hey Xbrad

    Oh, OMBAC apparently is the last of the over the top UN PC things it seems

    http://www.ombac.org/over_the_line/

    I’m not sure if I can even grasp this massive group survives, they play softball and then a lot of TNA with groups named

    :

    Take 2 steps back & we still have a dick in you

    or the

    We don’t shave down there because we might mistake our dick for hair

    or the the Women’s Open:

    The Magic is in the Hole

    or

    We go both way and Like to take it deep

    or

    We’re not clam divers, We’re clam providers

    —-

    I’m stunned such is alive and well

  212. Comment by topsecretk9 on July 24, 2009 3:50 am

    Hey, TSK9. Good to see you! As a welcome back present, I put up a new poat for you.

    BLUSH! Shut up!

  213. Comment by Sean M. on July 24, 2009 3:56 am

    It’s just that we all missed you so much…

    Well, except for xbrad. He and his cat kept talking about how glad they were that you were gone.

  214. Comment by xbradtc on July 24, 2009 3:58 am

    I don’t think those were my exact words.

  215. Comment by topsecretk9 on July 24, 2009 4:07 am

    Ok — u guys are in thought and dreams…

    so there was one of these softball groups that I have here, I don’t know but it’s pricey thick magazine and there is one that is so funny and I can’t find it now, but it’s like

    My humidor smells better than Monica Lewisnsky

    —-

    Can y’all believe that this kinda thing is still able to happen? I’m looking through the mag and all I see is pretty woman flashing their racks New Orleans style and the mag is high end and i am wondering why I did not know of this!

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