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Spring Break – monkey style

this is a story of your mom after knockin boots with hot/n/tot

spring break gone wrong

March 21, 2024
Categories: Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce. . . Author: jam2

60 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 6:47 am

    March got it backwards, some lion weather is happening now

  2. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 7:11 am

    Looking at the 10 day forecast I see one more snow storm happening in a few days but otherwise it’s ≈40° and some rainy days to close out the month. This will give me an excuse to have a fire in the wood stove to use up all the wood I’ve lugged in from the wood pile.

  3. Comment by Lumps on March 21, 2024 7:35 am

    Ten day forecast here is mostly rainy and cold. Will be a good week to set out spinach under a row cover.

  4. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 21, 2024 7:54 am

    You hate the media, you just don’t hate them enough:

  5. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 21, 2024 7:56 am

    40’s and 50’s for the 7 day here, pretty normal this time of year. Still in the 20’s at night for a few days

  6. Comment by Lumps on March 21, 2024 8:08 am

    Yup. Good spinach weather as long as you put a little wind cover over them.

  7. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 21, 2024 8:10 am

    Spring Break gone wrong is kind of anticlimactic

  8. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 8:26 am

    Not hating the media enough seems to be a common theme these days. I’d be discouraged at their persistence of crap like that but the fact that so many more people are aware of their BS AND highlighting it is heartening

  9. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 8:27 am

    anticlimactic

    Needed more twerking

  10. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 8:28 am

    Actually I have NFI, I didn’t click on it

  11. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 21, 2024 8:33 am

    AOC losing it in congress

    https://bongino.com/aoc-suffers-mother-of-all-meltdowns-as-ex-hunter-biz-partner-tony-bobulinski-lays-out-the-facts-on-the-biden-crime-family

    RICO isn’t a crime now. Guess Trump is off the hook.

  12. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 8:38 am

    WSJ had an article about how Amazon is shifting its focus from Walmart and Target to Temu and Shein now that both ChiCom companies are kicking ass in the US.

    So the consumer is asked to decide whether to support a US vs Chinese company and ignore how the US company steamrolled its competition for years in order to sell you shit made in China … quite the quandary

  13. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 9:07 am

    NGL how do you guys know what is real?

    Poke the fingers of your right hand into the palm of your left. Make it a habit, something you do everytime you check the time or go through a door or whatever. Do it anytime something seems off. If you make contact and have a real, tactile sensation, you’re almost certainly awake. Dreams are mostly visual, and you won’t ‘hallucinate’ the palm touch. Trick I learned from a lucid dreaming book.

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 9:11 am

    Oh, the unheated chicken waterer froze solid. No lambs here, metaphorical or otherwise.

  15. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 21, 2024 9:26 am

    Why is Bobolinski innocent in all these issues? Not selling his influence? He didn’t take part?

  16. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 9:34 am

    I don’t think anyone’s claiming he’s innocent, even him. The Biden Crime Family burned him to protect Hunter, and he’s telling anyone who’ll listen, maybe just for revenge. Wrong man, wrong reason, right thing.

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 9:39 am

    That said, I’d be shocked if he wasn’t minimizing his own criminality, but I don’t think he’s pretended he wasn’t part of it.

  18. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 21, 2024 9:42 am

    he’s sure playing the military veteran card for all it’s worth.

  19. Comment by Brother Tim on March 21, 2024 10:06 am

    If it sucks and it’s not immediately fatal, it’s real.

    If it’s immediately threatening death, or it’s really great, it’s a dream.

    That’s the BroTim Reality Check.

  20. Comment by Mitchell on March 21, 2024 10:45 am

    Maybe we’re all just in a Cranberry song?

  21. Comment by Mitchell on March 21, 2024 10:52 am

    Somebody on xwitter posted this:

    “Here’s what’s really going to happen:
    Illegals will present false or stolen ID for a background check.
    Illegals will lie on form 4473.
    The FBI will approve the sale in full knowledge of that.
    The BATFE will then go after the dealer for an illegal sale.”

    Yep. This is exactly the way it will go down.

  22. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 11:05 am

    On the plus side, sometimes the illegals will shoot illegal trannies in the meanwhile.

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 21, 2024 11:20 am

    heh, what’s an illegal trannie?

  24. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 11:26 am

    Oh, that was a news story the other day. Illegal immigrant gets a gun. Goes on “date” with another illegal immigrant sex worker. Finds weenus. Unloads gun the fast way.

    Cops release shooter for… reasons.

    I’ll see if I can find it.

  26. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 11:34 am

    It’s not the cops letting them go, that’s unfair. It’s the judges.

    I should read Judges again.

  27. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 11:41 am

    Yep. This is exactly the way it will go down.
    —–
    One step further: If the FFL smells a rat and refuses the sale the ACLU will finally find the 2A case they’re willing to defend and charge the FFL with a civil rights violation.

    The only wrinkle in that scheme is the exposure of the grift although that’s never stopped them before.

  28. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 12:46 pm

    Did you know it was Women’s History Month?

    Because I’m being assaulted with it every day in emails.

    Also got an invite to listen to a rousing ‘information session’ from this woman who really should have retreated fully from public life, but shame is only for those with a conscience.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/news/baltimore-mayor-gave-those-who-wished-to-destroy-space-to-do-that/

  29. Comment by carinobrien on March 21, 2024 12:59 pm

    Wakey wakey

  30. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 1:34 pm

    How’s the doggo?

  31. Comment by Car in on March 21, 2024 2:42 pm

    Well … she’s doing better - BUT now she has a pin sticking out of her leg. I called the vet yesterday and they were supposed to talk to the surgeon and get back to me. 

    They have not.

    Anyway –

    Addisons appears to be under control for now. SHe was totally not eating which was a concern, but she’d eat treats. Some other addison dog owners told me that they had to change the dog’s food after the Addisons’ crises, because the dog would associate the old food with how they felt (it makes their tummies very upset apparently ). Some said hogwash, but I bought a new food … she saw me getting bowl for her and did her current routine of not caring … I put it down, she did a little sniff … her eyes opened a bit and she went to town. lol

  32. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 21, 2024 3:26 pm

    nice! good to hear she’s eating

  33. Comment by Lumps on March 21, 2024 3:30 pm

    I had a dream last night where I was being led around by various people, looking for something/ somebody. This went on for seemingly ages. Then at some point I had the spark of realization: “heyyyyy, this is another one of those bullshit “Searching” dreams!! I’m getting out of here, sheesh.” and I ended the dream, and felt the relief of dropping any concern for the objective I was failing to obtain. Love the rare occasions when I can do that.

  34. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 3:45 pm

    There are two hens that keep escaping from the garden enclosure. I’m getting tired of saving them from dying out in the yard to whatever random predator wants some chicken.

  35. Comment by Lumps on March 21, 2024 3:46 pm

    Good news, Carin! Sorry to hear about the pin. The poor thing can’t catch a break.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 4:41 pm

    That “nausea at a food you ate before being sick” is real. I don’t know if I can ever eat salad again, but the the very idea makes me sick to my stomach.

  37. Comment by Lumps on March 21, 2024 4:43 pm

    Salad made you ill?

  38. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 4:48 pm

    Had a salad at some trendy food co-op in Huntsville last June while I was down there for work. I spent the next 5 days either on the toilet or ready to run to it. I barely slept for most of the week. Oh, and the hotel bathroom toilet would only flush some of the time. I think I drank 2 gallons of Pedialyte just trying to stay hydrated.

    Then I drove home with a live mouse stalking me in the rental car.

  39. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 4:49 pm

    I assume it was some Biden’s newcomers shitting in the farm fields while gathering lettuce.

  40. Comment by Lumps on March 21, 2024 5:02 pm

    Ugh! That’s too bad. Salad is so healthy. You gotta find a way to get back on that horse.

  41. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 5:06 pm

    I’m cooking all my vegetables from now on.

  42. Comment by Lumps on March 21, 2024 5:07 pm

    Forever? Your feeling of disgust may mellow, give it time.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 5:11 pm

    I peeled 60# of bananas in one day at my summer job after high school. I didn’t eat a banana again until I was a junior in college.

  44. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 5:41 pm

    When I worked as a dishwasher one of my jobs upon arrival was to enter the walk in fridge and shred a box of iceberg lettuce. I always washed my hands before entering the fridge and eat a few jumbo shrimp before exiting.

  45. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 5:42 pm

    I never had to deal with bananas on that kind of scale

  46. Comment by Jimbro on March 21, 2024 5:43 pm

    Not a lot of banana-centric recipes on the menu at a red sauce Italian restaurant

  47. Comment by Markie on March 21, 2024 6:09 pm

    My wife says it’s bad luck to talk about dreams before breakfast, but she’s not superstitious, yeah right. The same woman who says never to put a purse on the floor, etc….

    The NCAA basketball tourney got me thinking about my trips to to the Mountain West, the only place in America I have been where some roads are closed in June due to snow.

    The dreams I hate are the ones where I work my ass off all night, then wake up.

  48. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 6:12 pm

    Italian bakery for me. Those were for cakes and muffins.

  49. Comment by ruralcounsel on March 21, 2024 6:32 pm

    I was in a dinner group during my undergraduate years (we took turns making dinner for about 7 or 8 of us) and one of the go-to desserts was sliced bananas with heavy cream poured on them. Not much of a recipe, but it sure was tasty.

    The group was primarily Canadians, an Australian, a Malaysian, a Hong Kong Chinese, and a couple of us Americans.

    Dinner always, always, always ended with hot tea made by the Commonwealth members (who were very fussy about how their tea was made). No tea bags allowed. It was loose tea in teapots only.

  50. Comment by scott on March 21, 2024 7:49 pm

    We were in a dinner group for a year or two with two other couples. We all had 4WD at the time. The tradition was that we all went out to dinner in snowstorms, and took turns picking up the tab.

    It was pretty fun. For one storm we were the only table at Outback Steakhouse. The service was always awesome.

  51. Comment by Lumps on March 21, 2024 9:00 pm

    That was years before every place closed for a snowstorm around here.

  52. Comment by Dave's not here on March 21, 2024 9:20 pm

    Sorry about last weeks comment, Jam, just damn, gay day get’s more traffic, not that it matters. What I found astonishing is a thing on Fox. Apparently, there’s an ordained saint named Leon. I shit you not!

    There is no God. Bears are Catholic, and we know where the Pope shits…

  53. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 21, 2024 9:29 pm

    Well, canonized at least. I don’t know if Leon was ordained or a layman.

  54. Comment by carinobrien on March 21, 2024 9:30 pm

    the last thing we could get her to eat before she got really sick were these dog treats. She won’t eat those now either

  55. Comment by carinobrien on March 21, 2024 9:31 pm

    remind me tomorrow to fill you guys in on some stories. I know how everyone enjoys “life of lapeer” tales.

  56. Comment by scott on March 21, 2024 10:05 pm

    Gross.

  57. Comment by scott on March 21, 2024 10:09 pm

    Not looking at any of the pictures,

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 22, 2024 12:23 am

    ISU vs WSU on saturday.

  59. Comment by Sean M. on March 22, 2024 4:03 am

    Dreams end. Reality persists.

  60. Comment by Jimbro on March 22, 2024 4:37 am

    Word


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