Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I forget which Moronette pointed me to a website full of men in kilts and posts about coffee. (Poem about coffee: “Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, shut up until I’ve had my coffee.”)
How about a Christmas song that hasn’t been played to death.
Now to the hunks.
Heh.
Home security system.
I don’t know my clans, sorry.
Viking?
Okay, will stick with the Celt.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Firsties! Morning.
Good morning, colonizers.
Sometimes, I have to reluctantly agree that liberals are not as dumb as we think.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/12/06/chimpanzees-recognize-rear-ends-like-people-recognize-faces/?utm_term=.8256fe6a0792
Dogs seem to have the same quality. Olfactory rather than visual though.
I know at least a few women that I could recognize the other way.
I’ll take the viking.
wakey wakey.
Time magazine has surprised me.
I was sure they would make Hillary the person of year. Or Merkel, or Hollande, or Kaepernick, or Lena Dunham, or even Farage, just to deny it to Trump.
But they made Trump person of the year.
Build him up.
Then destroy him
Eh, I got that one year, not a big deal really.
Moose loves his new chew toy. THey play a LOT. It is so freakin cute. He’s figured out how to play with such a little thing. Tug. OR he lays down to play. He’s sitting at my feet now, but he’s waiting for her to come join him.
Did I tell you we finally decided on a name? Uschi.
Do Newfies fetch?
Pretty much my life, lately.
http://tinyurl.com/gsrzjqy
But they made Trump person of the year.
Can a Nobel be far behind? I think not.
Moose loves fetch. He isn’t quick about it … Newfies don’t really RUN much. lol When he’s really excited he does. He’ll kinda trot when he plays fetch.
Pretty much my life, lately.
http://tinyurl.com/gsrzjqy
I like that when you get knocked down,you get back up again.
We should write a song about that.
mmmmmm
Mooseuschi
What the heck is an uschi?
It’s german for “strong little bear”. My mil suggested it.
Female little bear.
Huh, I guess we never covered that in my German classes.
Well, a german class can’t really compete with a native speaker.
Bears are a scam.
I searched Uschi and got US Custom Harvesters, Inc. and some porn star. Which one is she named after?
Was the porn star male or female?
Female, I didn’t even look at pics. XBrad probably knows her.
We covered “bear” and “wolf” and the usual things you might need to run from in terror. I guess female baby bears aren’t critical vocabulary.
Well, if you’re going to call the dogs inside by yelling “Moose! Sushi!” out the door, don’t be surprised if some weird people show up looking for a weird meal.
I saw Moose Sushi as an opening act for Dirty Deeds at the Gibraltar Trade Center in August of ’09.
Moose and Squirrel is still best, but you have to do the Russian accent.
>>Build him up.
>>Then destroy him
They will try, but he has blunted their weapons.
The only way they will get him is if there is an obvious, blatant scandal that clearly shows malfeasance.
It won’t be a sex scandal, and he’s not going to get drunk.
What the Dakota Access Pipeline Is Really About
WSJ article from today which is really good. Search the title to read it since my links usually go to the subscription site. Basically, as you may well suspect, everything the so called activists claim, is a steaming pile of moose dung.
If he were drunk, how would you tell?
His twitter posts would obviously show a…
Oh wait…
My only real question about DAPL is, what’s in it for the Standing Rock tribe? What do they gain by resisting?
Protest until bribed sufficiently is my guess.
They have been protesting all along, only condition they will accept is no pipeline.
Microwaving oil shale? 4 trillion barrels?
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016/12/new_technology_better_than_fracking_could_vastly_expand_oil_reserves.html
Heh, and that method could produce water, too. Along with even more natural gas.
Microwaves will alter the DNA of microbes
Why does Jay hate bacteria?
*starts drum circle
Don’t start the drum circle without the Indian!
Oh, you accept only feather, not dot?
Carry on then.
Tushar, you can start off the choreographed dancing.
Drudge linked to a list of most influential media people. He himself is at #4.
It is filled with useless idiots like John Oliver, Martha Raddatz, Don Lemon etc but no one from Breitbart.
Are you kidding me? They all were rooting for Hillary and Breitbart practically single handedly pulled off the victory for Trump. And they do not make top 25?
Breitbart is on the fake news list, so they probably weren’t on the linked list.
Wow, Detroit precincts can’t reconcile their heavily democrat vote counts, voided a recount:
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2016/12/06/good-news-for-trump-michigan-recount-effort-hits-major-snag-in-detroit/
Shocked, I am.
87 machines broke = give us more money for new machines.
Campus is on lockdown!
Isn’t their goal with the recount to just delay the electoral college from getting to 270 for Trump so they can chant “Selected Not Elected” for 4+ years?
I have to credit the local parasites for breaking the machines to demand cash. Nice crime of opportunity there.
Isn’t their goal with the recount to just delay the electoral college from getting to 270 for Trump so they can chant “Selected Not Elected” for 4+ years?
If the Michigan count is not done in time for the electors to be seated, Trump’s number goes from 270 to 262 because he only needs to win the majority of electors that are seated. If they don’t seat Michigan’s electors, the total number of electors drops from 538 to 522, of which Trump would have to win the majority. And he would have 290 without Michigan’s votes.
Same goes for Wisconsin and PA. Trump wins no matter what happens with these recounts.
Even if they overturn all three states, which is totally impossible, The House would select the President because it would end up in a tie, but that’s simply not going to happen.
These recounts are expensive. I think I saw it was going to run about $10 million in Michigan.
It’s Hillary’s way of punishing them, and she can raise some cash at the same time.
That’s some good defense right there http://tinyurl.com/zmqawed
From the Mothership: 10 And this is why you never fuck crazy.
Posted by: wiserbud at December 07, 2016 04:45 PM (AqEbb)
Ummm….they’re all fucking crazy.
Sheesh, no, women all not *all* fucking crazy.
And if you say that again, I’m going to shit in your mailbox.
Sorry, you are. That includes my wife. And by crazy I mean that from a male’s perspective, you make no sense quite often.
The key is finding a women who is not batshit insane and who’s crazy matches your own crazy.
I’m a pain in the ass, occasionally arrogant, sarcastic asshole. The wife and I’s crazy fits and we love each other in spite of AND because of our mutual crazy.
Don’t be sorry to me. bcoch, just apologize to your mailman
Oh fuck that guy. He’s pissy if you don’t empty your mailbox at least once a week.
Btw Laura, you had a post up at the HQ the other day. I sarcastically welcomed you as a new COB. I instantly had someone mansplain how long they had been there and how long you had been there etc etc.
The key is finding a women who is not batshit insane and who’s crazy matches your own crazy.
Hot vs. crazy
I saw that, bcoch. I emailed a thank-you to the other fellow for helping to orient newcomers like you to the blog.
;p
How very very…kind…of you, Laura.
Comment on FB regarding “Give Trump a chance”:
“He is getting to start with a country that is in better shape then just about every other POTUS in 50 yrs. ”
These people have no grasp on reality. SMH.
The Obama economy is just getting started, and it will be his economy until something bad happens.
Doubling the national debt is better shape? They probably don’t know the difference between deficit and debt.
Evening
MJ! http://tinyurl.com/hr3ctno
The 20% market correction next March is Trump’s fault.
Okay, it’s obviously wrong to shoot up a pizza place, but I think something very wrong is going on at Comet Ping Pong. That pic of the girl with her arms taped to the table haunts me.
My stock options have gone down almost 15% since the election.
And by down I mean up.
Thanks Obama!
Scott!
https://is.gd/jBrBFE
Evening.
Roamy, some of the Podesta emails ONLY make sense if you insert the Reddit/4Chan code. Podesta must really love him some pizza!!! (Adjusts tinfoil)
I don’t want it to be true, because it means there are a lot of victims, like hundreds, but I can’t rule it out. After everything that’s happened, nothing would surprise me anymore.
Pedosta.
I just love how Tucker Carlson sweetly invites idiot liberals to spin a web and then hang themselves in it upside down.
If we believe the hacked emails are true, which I do, why are there no calls to investigate #Pizzagate, by anyone other than Breitbart? Some of the wikis are beyond creepy even without the “Code”
We aren’t supposed to talk about “the code”.
Scott, we weren’t supposed to talk about any of the emails, due to the illegality of their becoming public. Thanks Chris Cuomo!!! NYT says that Pizzagate is a nothingburger created out of wholecloth by basement dwellers with too much time on their hands, creating conspiracies out of nothing. *twitch*
After Jimmy Saville, really, is there any doubt that this sort of thing happens and gets covered up?
Roamy,
That “Hot/Crazy” thing is getting e-mailed…
The four statges of grief are denial, anger, bargain and depression.
This is classic bargain stage. It is a delicious read.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-s-mcelvaine/hillary-can-be-a-hero-by_b_13472506.html
Depression is just around the corner.
I want to care about the Pizzagate thing, but I don’t.
I think that I’ve lost about 10 pounds since I moved out to California. 30 more to lose.
I could probably planche again if I lost another 20#
“Many Republicans are terrified of a Trump presidency. ”
Hahaha! Republicans are thrilled for the most part with the moves that he’s made.
If I get my weight down to 210, then I should be able to pass a tape test for the guard or reserve.
Tushar,
She could be cute, but she’s a ‘Bat Shit Crazy Liberal'(BIRM).
She ends-up looking pretty exasperated that Tucker keeps shooting holes in her ranting.
I think she’s up in the “Danger” portion of Roamys’ “Hot/Crazy” Matrix…
It’s really cold here, subzero wind chill.
CoAlex,
“Down to 210”?
What, did you balloon-up after you were here for dinner?
You were not at 210# when you were here(or, you are really dense).
We did not feed you that much, and you wouldn’t even eat the WallaWalla onions with the pork-roast…
Chris, I was 250 last year. I was probably 230 when I was there for dinner. I’m fat, but there is muscle underneath.
We’re at 27, headed to 22 and not a cloud in the sky.
RADAR shows no moisture over the whole state.
That will come tomorrow afternoon, just in-time for the evening commute.
Washington commuters in the snow is “monkeys fucking a football” on steroids.
It’s like:
“OMG, I saw a snowflake! I have to crash my car!”
They really do it up.
The local “NEWS” is always;
“SNOWMAGGEDON”!
We just stay home until all the assholes are already in the ditch. I went out and got whisky and tobacco, so we are ready for the “Long Haul”…
Also, I know how to dress appropriately for being a big guy.
I’ve been very inactive the last month or so, but my weight is unchanged. I’m likely getting pretty marbled.
CoAlex,
I must say, you carry it well!
I would have never guessed that you were that heavy. I would make a poor “eye-witness”…
That will come out soon, with the next subpoena…
Leon, remember I had taken advice from you few months back to lose weight? Well it did not work out too well because I was undisciplined.
But this time, me and the Mrs are doing low carb diet together, and it is workings out a lot better. I have already lost 15 pounds, still in full ketosis, and hoping to shed another 20-25 pounds.
Now if only my job would allow me the time and energy to exercise.
I can’t wait for this fucking shoulder to finally be fully healed. Then I can get back in the gym. I’m in embarrassingly bad shape. But I haven’t been able to work out for probably 5 years. Just keep grinding away at this shoulder and then I can really start working.
That’s awesome to hear, Tushar. My real problem lately has been Skyrim Special Edition. Can only really play after dark, so between that, my 50-hour work weeks, and baby care, my sleep has shrunken a lot.
I’m actually still working right now. Trying to solve a funky connection pooling issue.
Trying to solve a funky connection pooling issue.
Have you tried turning it off and then back on?
Bcoch, if you do that, the connections just pool around your ankle and form a puddle.
I have. I even jiggled the handle a few times to no avail.
I can hit the gym about twice a week, and maybe bump it up to three times a week now that I won’t be going anywhere on the weekends. I walk four miles three times per week and do sprints twice a week.
Trying to low carb, but not great at it. IF combined with lots of protein and veggies. No sugar during the week.
I bought a Nintendo Wii last year, and in a moment of weakness, biught an XBox few days back.
I was dreaming of playing some first person shooter games, and to my horror discoveredd that they don’t make gun shaped controllers.
Wtf is this shit?
Bcoch, if you do that, the connections just pool around your ankle and form a puddle.
I do so hate when that happens.
Today was a really good day. Made a pitch/presentation to dad and grandfather about a remodel to our office space. Specifically my office. There is an empty office next to mine. We’re now starting the process of blowing out the adjoining wall and making it one large space. Long explanation, but this will make my life much easier, much more organized, and much less stressful, as well as benefitting my father as well.
Honestly, I didn’t think they’d go for it, but both came back with “I like it, let’s do it.” My grandfather actually expanded on my ideas and now it’s a true remodel instead of a repurposing.
CoAlex,
I asked Anita;
“When Alex was here, what do you think he weighed?”
She answered;
“Probably about 210. Built like a fire-plug. You could not push him over.”
She’s very good at this…
I was dreaming of playing some first person shooter games, and to my horror discoveredd that they don’t make gun shaped controllers.
Wtf is this shit?
There should be a few older Wii games that use guns you plug the controller into. Of course there’s the original Duck Hunt. Beyond that, I can’t think of any off the top of my head.
The bottom trigger is about the best you’ll get out of a modern console, Tushar. The light gun from the NES days wouldn’t work on a modern monitor anyhow.
I think I was a pretty solid 180# at Lapeerapalooza, but I’m a bit shorter than Alex.
I fluctuate between 190-195 right now. That’s a solid 10-15 over what I’d like to be. It’s also not exactly distributed in the best manner.
What bcoch said. We have the gun shaped controller for 1st gen Wii
I’m about 6’0″ and 138.
Is that wrong?
I was 6’2″ until I fucked up my back…
Low carb diet vs. Christmas cookies. I have zero willpower.
I know there are some gun shaped Wii controllers in which yu stick the controller. But Wii’s graphics are not great. I was hoping to play something on the XBox.
Oh well, I will get it for Wii
Dan was 6’4 with mild untreated scoliosis. You can see the curvature in his spine. He claims that I’m shrinking!!! I’m still 5’3 and 3/4. 26 years of marriage and he fluctuates between #220 and 230. I move from 110-170 and back.
I was creepily thin at 138# at 5’5″, but I have a larger frame.
Dan would be taller if his spine was straight. His parents didn’t believe in orthodontia. His mouth is a mess, but teeth are healthy. Jumbled mess, but healthy.
I H8 being such a teeth critic. I adore him. Resent his parents for not realizing that teeth define the middle class if the late century. I can’t even get him to get adult braces. His teeth are practically British.
I sucked on Shok Tarts as a kid. Enamel is fucked. A couple of cavities, but otherwise teeth are fine. Dentist swears a lot the first time he sees my teeth.
Dan’s teeth are a healthy jumble mess. He still has his wisdoms. I H8 his parents. He agrees to regular dental not braces. He doesn’t even realize that teeth define class.
So the big secret was announced at the Christmas party tonight.
But it’s still a secret.
A really fucking awesome secret.
You’re finally getting those breast implants?
How can you stay with a fat girl who’ll say
“Oh, would you like to marry me?
And if you like you can buy the ring”
She doesn’t care about anything
Would you like to marry me?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don’t derp about anyone except myself
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