Hello my babies, hello my honeys, hello my endowed dolls. Welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday.
I was sitting in a restaurant with some cow-orkers when this song was playing. Nobody knew the artist so one of my friends used the Shazam ap on his phone and viola, your musical selection of the day. Em Jay and Sean probably already have all their albums tucked up into their non-ironic fedoras.
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Your model for today was born on November 2nd, 1983 in Tampa, Fl. She does teh pron and stands 5’6″, 36-26-36 and 135lbs.
Please stop euthanizing legacy blogs long enough to welcome, Miss Avy Scott!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Two of these pics look familiar, but I don’t think she has been featured before today.
So…anyone want to try their luck at a BBF post next week?
Meh
She looks nice.
Wakey wakey
I want the bra in the 4th pic.
I like that there was math.
And Eva Mendes isn’t right about sweat pants, they don’t cause divorce, it’s the lardassery and bed death that come stuffed into them that does.
Speaking of substitutes, I need someone to fill in for HHD next week please.
I like that there was math.
*types 59009 into calculator*
*turns upside down and shows it to Leon*
Looking at her rack makes me want pancakes
60065?
I don’t get it.
Ok, just googled this Eva Mendes chick – she’s not even married (????) and has only been with Ryan Gosling since 2011.
I think I’ll take my marriage advice from someone else.
She might be referring to this.
Naw. She’s talking about always looking sexy at home for your man to keep him interested.
Sorry, but I don’t take advice from someone with a baby daddy, and has only been in a relationship for 3 and a half years.
I want the bra in the 4th pic.
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Bras like that always remind me of cupcakes for some reason.
It might be a somewhat “Right” message, but wrong messenger.
But then bristle at any of those types of people who give out advice and tell us the super-secrets to being fabulous like them.
OH PLEASE TELL ME YOUR FITNESS and BEAUTY SECRETS!!
“oh, you have a chef and a personal trainer? ” Yea, I just need to do all that for myself, what you pay other people do for you, and I’ll be AWESOME.
They can all take a flying fuck at the moon.
There are plenty of women who insist on their husbands as servants with sex as a reward for “good behavior”.
I’ll take Eva’s position over the disgusting perversion of “choreplay”.
I gotta motivate.
Clean car
crossfitZumbaHaircut
Pack
drive to Ohio
I’ve got about four swallows left of coffee, then it’s GO TIME
Eh. it’s a give and take, Leon.
If you are upset that a woman wants to be pleased – by a guy not laying around the house all day playing video games/ and the guy in return asks that she not look like a slob…
I don’t really see how the two positions are any different. They are – in fact – exactly the same.
You are demanding a certain behavior from the other. meh. To be honest, both positions kind of suck.
If my husband wants to seem me dolled up, then he has to take me somewhere. Because I can’t take care of kids and the house and the pets and look like a Diva all day.
Eva probably has a staff. She doesn’t have to do anything but look good all day and direct people to do shit.
Thus – her advice is WORTHLESS to the majority of us who have to do SHIT all day.
I’m upset with the idea of marital sex — something mutually fulfilling and enjoyable, something you’ve agreed to do with only one other person on earth — being used as a carrot. I would also condemn a man failing to find some way to be useful or to provide, so long as he’s able. Related, though I disagree with the method chosen, obviously.
There are a LOT of things working against marriage right now, this shouldn’t be one of them. Honestly, though, it’s likely one of the smaller ones.
Scott needs to build this:
http://tinyurl.com/psba8me
I guess I took it as a general “have sex with your husband and try to make it enjoyable” rather than “be hot”.
You’re of course right about time management. I think the awful thing is that in the wake of women entering the workforce and stagnated/falling wages for men, not many of us can provide adequately to permit a woman that time.
http://wondermark.com/c1110/
>> I want the bra in the 4th pic.
And we want you to have it.
Who do I have to talk to?
I have no sympathy for anyone that isn’t disabled.
If you really want something you can make it happen.
Paula expresses a similar sentiment during football season when they show Tom Brady’s kids watching the game on TV. When they get to Giselle looking on the scene while showing off her shapely ass she loses it. I hear the same thing Carin said about having a staff, personal trainer, stylist, make up artist, etc…I just grunt something unintelligible while nodding sagely and flipping the channel to NFL Red Zone.
Anyone near Houston? I’ll be there in a few weeks.
I don’t think most husbands really wish for wives that look like Giselle. Plenty would be happy to just have avoided this. Happens to too many men, too. Damn shame.
Phat should teach MJ how to fly a plane.
It’s obvious going almost anywhere lots of men and women have given up trying.
I look at these people and think it’s good they have each other. I wouldnt want to wake up to that every morning.
Injured from IED, different story.
MJ, check your muppet holemail.
Muppet hole killed it. Muppet holes kill everything.
I have muppethole-related PTSD.
Oh, so, I dried the shredded sweet potatoes on parchment at 325F for about 25 minutes because that’s how long it took me to feed the horses. I didn’t get quite the drying I was looking for, but they did shrink a lot, plenty enough for two 1#ers to fit neatly into my 12″ skillet. I’m thinking lower temp (300, maybe), longer time if I try it again. Just going longer would be bad, because the edges were starting to get crispy in the oven, and I don’t want to burn anything if I can help it.
I’ll just leave this here for everyone:
http://is.gd/xtI2lN
It just occurred to me that the left engenders credibility because the bogus stats they cite aren’t totally absurd.
The 20% rape stat is absurd, but most people are too dumb to understand it. It’s sounds somewhat plausible because 20% isn’t much to them.
The right should just start making it more absurd.
Did you know that 80% of women will be raped at college?
Maybe at that point people will begin to think rather than just accept what they are told.
Shut the fuck up, MJ.
80% of rapes happen within 5 miles of a college.
Sending women to college = rape.
Women studying STEM at college? Just as likely to be raped as the ones doing Victim’s Studies. Moreso, really, since they’ll around men more often.
“Women in STEM” programs actively promote rape.
Anyone near Houston? I’ll be there in a few weeks.
I’m in L.A. That’s sort of near Houston. Well, closer than Hong Kong, anyhow.
Food is fuel, Leon.
I saw Muppethole open for Korn in 2002.
This day is not going as smoothly as I planned. Haircut fail.
So you’re saying rape is a really popular major these days?
Remember when Nirvana did “rape me” and people got all mad at them, completely missing the point of the song?
Actual rape rape is horrible.
I’ll just leave this here for everyone:
http://is.gd/xtI2lN
That looks like soap studded with rabbit turds.
You’d think feminists would be more concerned with the real variety. And what happens to women in Africa, the Middle East; etc.
Vmax is in Houston, and Sohos, but that doesn’t mean anything. They could be 8 hours from the airport.
Food is fuel, Leon.
I have literally no idea what you’re responding to.
It’s only rape, Car in, if you can frame the perp as white or conservative or successful. Poor, non-white, non-Western men cannot commit rape.
Another excellent job, Buffaroni!
Buffalone welcomes a few friends to his home.
http://is.gd/c1qRlM
*rapes some random guy’s muppethole.
Some Random Guy will wake with a shock.
I get raped like three times a week.
I get raped quarterly and April 15.
Remember whsn Hotspur posted a BBF and it ruined everyone’s day?
Obama wants to make sure everyone gets raped their fair share.
Muppetholes are for closers
A. B. C. Always Be Cornholing muppets.
Remember whsn Hotspur posted a BBF and it ruined everyone’s day?
Fucking bunch of dickholes.
*stares into a muppet’s dead, googly eyes*
Wow. You can tell.
You can tell.
He’s seen horror.
*snaps on a rubber glove*
And today will be no different.
*lubricates the turnip*
Mr. Orwell – I’m updating the B-Day calendar and I’ve been remiss in adding you there. I need only the month and day, pour favoure.
Fucking bunch of dickholes.
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HAHAHA
*lubricates the turnip*
NOT THE TURNIP!!
NOT THE TURNIP!!!!!
oh the humanity……
Every time I see a turnip I get flashbacks.
*shudders*
Should I just e-mail you Cyn?
What a waste of a turnip.
Done, Cyn
Sheesh. It’s just getting doused in corn oil and shoved into a felt puppet. I’m still gonna wash it and cook it up afterwards.
How many turnips have replaced your bullwhips right now?
I got the turnip yesterday, right after the ISU game.
Ever had stuffed Muppet in a marinara sauce?
It’s best if you first shave the Muppet so the polyester fluff doesn’t get caught in your teeth. Serve with a side of Charleston Chew.
Interesting. Methinks this smells like another weapon from the War On Women arsenal. And not an effective one.
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2015/03/20/just-in-time-to-torpedo-hillary-2016-look-whos-back/
There’s no fighting in the war room!
>> They could be 8 hours from the airport.
And that could just be 12 miles
…
WTF is that smell?
The still photos in the NYPost article about Lewinsky looked pretty good. Has she ever had any glamour shots leaked on the web?
Has she ever had any glamour shots leaked on the web?
“Glamour shots.” Heh.
Congrats. You silly turnip fuckers are funny today.
So Amazon can now test delivery by drone.
*orders turnips online*
Paging Orwell to Check his Mailcornhole…
http://link.nationalreview.com/547fa3ce3b35d0210c8beda62elyo.6tv1/VQwmPkmOGOj_6I8eAa21f
Well, I guess Monica finally figured out that a society that makes the Kardashians multi-millionaires just based on a video of the older sister getting ass-fucked, her willingness to allow someone to debase her by tucking cigars in her hoo-hah and blowing a load on her face should be worth at least half as much.
*introduces my Anger Management Puppet to my freshly violated turniphole muppet*
I think you two have a lot to talk about in common.
*shuts door and gives them privacy*
Monica is waiting for her share of the Saudi bribe money, then she’ll quiet down again.
This photo progression is just making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
http://www.thehonesttoddler.com/2015/03/why-you-cant-take-your-toddler-anywhere.html#more
I love puppet shows.
Both flights I was on recently announced that there were passengers aboard with peanut allergies, therefore they asked that people not eat peanuts.
What a fucking crock.
Did you mention your penis allergy?
No.
Did you mention your penis allergy?
That could be a real problem when traveling on a submarine.
Bring your own peanuts. Cull the herd.
Roll em down the aisle on landing, watch them roll all the way to the cabin.
Also fun to do with Skittles at the movie theater, during a really serious part.
Is nothing sacred?!?
*weeps bitter tears*
Transgender performers are getting more and more recognition in the porn world. The Feminist Porn Conference — which honors queer and transgender performers — has grown each of the three years it has existed, and just this year the “Tranny Awards” were renamed the more-P.C. “Transgender Erotica Awards.”
Do they fill a meeting room at The Palms?
*walks away
A long term study recently concluded that all these deathly peanut allergies are the result of NOT giving babies peanuts until after one year of age.
So the conventional wisdom was wrong, and that’s why there was this explosion of allergic kids. It also explains why peanut allergy was so rare in the past (like in my generation). Parents traditionally introduced to babies pretty much everything that they themselves were eating.
Next thing, LauraW will be telling us that childhood vaccinations don’t cause autism. She’s in the pay of Big Peanut.
This looks like so much fun… and busy-ness for teh pups!
http://i.imgur.com/F1SChho.gifv
How can it be a long term study if the baby is one?
HUH?
^^ What Laurawr said.
Heh, cattle dogs would get impatient, and bite the end off the bottle.
My cattle dog would get pissed off and attack ME.
I was thinking the same thing Jay. We have trashed so many toys that ours have rendered inoperable.
I just tossed a rolling great ball Rowan shredded. Little bits of orange plastic were everywhere in the living room.
No way.
He’s go after Scott first for sure.
In the past, when we threw a snowball at our old black Lab, the Lab would cavort, play, bite the snow, try to find the ‘ball’ and etc. much fun was had. Snowball fights were a pretty good dog joke.
When we got Dorkus, about fourteen years ago (holy shit long time), it was Winter. After we got him home for a while, we had a snowy day and we were playing around out back, and Scott threw a snowball at him.
Dorkus immediately turned and attacked Scott, directly. In a serious-not-serious way. We tried again later and always the same result. He doesn’t like it, he won’t waste his time on the snowball, and he will come after the shooter personally.
What happens if you throw a peanut at him?
Mrs. Caruthers has been eating a spoonful of peanut butter more days than not. Our kid is gonna make it.
Or MJ’s Bert doll?
What happens if you throw a peanut at him?
Anaphylactic shock.
Prophylactic shock.
What happens if you throw a peanut at him?
He ties Scott to a chair and rubs garlic in his eyes.
He ties Scott to a chair and rubs garlic in his eyes.
but no turnips, right?
It’s snowing
50 shades of dorkus.
so, idiot lib sent me this link and called it “an interesting view.”
http://www.salon.com/2015/03/19/the_1_percent_rigged_everything_why_no_one_can_end_ronald_reagans_dead_wrong_voodoo_economics/
Told him he misspelled “childish and completely ill-informed”
leon, I expect a 500 word rebuttal, single-spaced,on my desk by morning
I’m making garlic pizza for dinner.
I haven’t yet determined if I’m having a martini beforehand.
http://i.imgur.com/XkpdFOc.gifv
leon, I expect a 500 word rebuttal, single-spaced,on my desk by morning
The funny part isn’t you expecting me to write it, the funny part is you expecting me to read the original article.
This photo progression is just making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
I remember those days. If you run errands with small children, plan on only one stop.
My friend’s son decided to throw himself to the ground. While she was holding on to him. Dislocated his elbow and she got the third degree in the ER. From there on out, whenever he was throwing a fit in a public space, to remove him, she would just grab some hair at the very sensitive nape of the neck and tell him to move. Left no marks.
Is that Dorkus in the header?
Have you tried throwing a ball peen hammer at Dorkus?
Don’t you have a garlic press picture to get your point across?
I’ve found, with my son and granddaughter, that if you turn them upside down and hold them by their ankles, the tantrum stops immediately.
Jay,
I’m sorry that everybody hates Iowa and your basketball team choked like a short dog with a dinosaur femur, but your long term study comment made me laugh.
To make it worse, now I have football season coming up. Yeah, that’s bad.
At least baseball is in there.
What I find hilarious about idiot lib sending me that article is that he really thinks this guy is a genius because his ideas supports his pre-conceived opinions., even though the guy’s assumptions and conclusions were deemed “shoddy and dumb” by the audience (TED) which tend to already be on his side of the argument,
But he calls me an rigid ideologue blinded by my political beliefs.
Shut the fuck up, Wiser.
Shut the fuck up, Wiser.
*adds SRG to the list.
Have you tried throwing a ball peen hammer at Dorkus?
Yes. He disemboweled me and burned the house down. I deserved it.
And yes, that’s Dorkus in the header.
I’m sure there’s a difference between TED talks and real estate/self-help/Amway sales seminars, but I sure can’t spot it.
What happens if you throw Neil DeGrasse Tyson at Dorkus?
TED audiences fucking love science, sexually. And hate cisheteronormativity.
Fer chrissakes, Monica Lewinsky gave a TED talk. Should have been a HEAD talk.
Bill Gates gave one too. He released live mosquitoes.
Not for science, or anything, he’s just an asshole.
Why does today’s model have pieces of bologna over her nipples in the sixth picture?
>>>>TED audiences fucking love science, sexually.
Heh. I ended my first snarky response with “SCIENCE!!”
Idiot lib thinks that every word spoken at TED are the most brilliant words ever spoken by anyone ever, and therefore he is a genius by extension for watching them.
http://bit.ly/199USl3
Why does today’s model have pieces of bologna over her nipples in the sixth picture?
What, you don’t like bologna?
and therefore he is a genius by extension for watching them.
I can just imagine the confused look on his face as you disagree with him, and point out the fallacies.
MJ buys little bologna, too. I was thinking pepperoni.
Hard Salami
problem with idiot lib is that he never fucking shuts up long enough for someone else to get a point across. And when you do actually get a chance to talk, he interrupts. Almost like he thinks he knows what you’re going to say and can’t wait to tell you you’re wrong.
He once asked me who I thought was the worst President. I said “Wilson”. He was so prepared to mock me for saying “Obama” that he literally was speechless. Which allowed me to give my reasoning.
Instead of listening and having a conversation, he just kept repeating “I can’t believe you didn’t say Obama.”
Yeah, idiot. That’s ’cause you’re an idiot.
>>>>>Hard Salami
Sounds about right.
Plus, she does pron? I hope it includes masks….
Monika Lewinsky gave head to Ted.
MJ, those are grown up female nipples. You haven’t seen any of those yet.
Real women have big aeroleeay. The little ones are only in porn.
>>>My friend’s son decided to throw himself to the ground. While she was holding on to him. Dislocated his elbow and she got the third degree in the ER.
Nursemaid’s Elbow is what that is and it’s really common.
http://tinyurl.com/pqgzojm
>>>>>Real women have big aeroleeay. The little ones are only in porn.
Usually I let stuff like this go, ….. WRONG!!!!
When I was 2, I broke my leg. When I got to the doctor, they had questions for mom and dad.
1) cigar burn on my belly (ran into my grandpa’s cigar)
2) marks on the front and backs of my legs (swingset had stationary bars, and I’d go higher than I was supposed to, hammering the fronts and backs of my legs)
3) broke the femur falling on a toy gun (playing outside with other kids)
Mom was freaking out, and didn’t answer some of the questions very well. They flew my dad back from TDY and grilled him on the plane. Plus it was in Louisiana, in 1966, and they had a black doctor doing the questioning (it was the integrated army). They laugh about it now.
They put me in traction, because I was in a body cast, and kept flipping over in my sleep. Evidently I got anything I wanted to eat, since the nurses felt sorry for me.
Define “big”.
When I was 2, I broke my leg. When I got to the doctor, they had questions for mom and dad.
1) cigar burn on my belly (ran into my grandpa’s cigar)
2) marks on the front and backs of my legs (swingset had stationary bars, and I’d go higher than I was supposed to, hammering the fronts and backs of my legs)
3) broke the femur falling on a toy gun (playing outside with other kids)
Mom was freaking out, and didn’t answer some of the questions very well. They flew my dad back from TDY and grilled him on the plane. Plus it was in Louisiana, in 1966, and they had a black doctor doing the questioning (it was the integrated army). They laugh about it now.
They put me in traction, because I was in a body cast, and kept flipping over in my sleep. Evidently I got anything I wanted to eat, since the nurses felt sorry for me.
Are you sure you’re on the right blog?
Define “big”.
D > 3″
Hey, it’s related!
Like your mom.
They used to do traction quite often for femur fractures. When I began training it was the transition over to either immediate casting or flexible nails. I can’t remember the last time I did a traction pin for a kid.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 20, 2015 3:34 pm
I’ve found, with my son and granddaughter, that if you turn them upside down and hold them by their ankles, the tantrum stops immediately.
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Damn, you must be strong. Your son looks pretty big.
I’ve found, with my son that if you turn him upside down and hold him by his ankles, the tantrum stops immediately.
Do you put his penis in your mouth or is that just in those trashy novels written by Democrat Senators.
Penis allergy
HA!
Do you put his penis in your mouth or is that just in those trashy novels written by Democrat Senators.
What the what?!
Jesus, PG.
Still laughing my ass off.
LOLOLOL I remember that post from the HQ. PG made me Muttley.
Rats. I missed the “Sweatpants” convo. I remember when SarahcOODA was running, she got a lot of H8 from women from both sides of the spectrum. 5 kids, governor, and a runner. She makes her kids work and do chores. One of the lawsuits that prompted her to quit, was a guy suing because of Piper’s lemonade stand.
It’s maple syrup time
http://tinyurl.com/nw4f6x6
This weather has got to be a pain for those guys. Is the sap even running yet?
They’re talking about it on the news and this weekend is Maple Syrup Sunday which is probably a predetermined date):
http://www.mainemapleproducers.com/maine-maple-sunday-map.html
We have some huge maples in our neighborhood and one of my neighbors taps them every year. I haven’t seen the buckets yet.
I listed crap on eBay all day long.
Cast iron coca-cola truck from the 20’s, oil can collection, 3 lanterns, spode candle holders, Rt 66 painting, Snap-On poker set, various collections of old Coke bottles, a Pepsi bottle from the 50s, 2008 Hess Truck, 3 other miscellaneous trucks and an Elvis Presley AM Radio.
One of the toy trucks is cool. It’s made out of sheet metal, sharp edges everywhere, and the headlights are made out of lead.
In the listing for the 10 antique oil cans…….
“You can never have enough oil cans.” Thomas Jefferson
Deep cuts and lead poisoning?!
Awww, that takes me back.
Scott, was that the abandoned stuff?
Dorkus is a handsome puppeh.
My ebay crap sold within 4 days.
pendejo needs his mouth washed out with Clenis’ spouse.
Greetings, evil overlords and evil overladies.
Most of it Oso. If it sells I’ll ship it, if it doesn’t I’ll toss it.
Just added a one off a kind gargoyle sculpture and a racist cast iron aunt Jemima bank.
Now I am done.
Sounds like the stuff that American Pickers on the History Channel pick. (Dan watches that shit. There are hoarders across America with barns full of crap. Don’t look in my garage. Books are totes different than hoarding)
~waves at Sean. Evilly~
Watching Dracula Untold on blu-ray.
I’ll let you know.
So far it’s extremely pretty.
This has got to be the least excited I’ve been about the NCAA tournament in years. I mean, Duke or Kentucky or maybe Kansas is gonna win, right? And, what, I was supposed to be excited about Irvine or some shit?
Blah.
Sean, I used to kick ass in bracketology. 2 95% finishes and 1 97% finish on ESPN. Vegas March Madness vacations. $$$ at the book. I H8 TFG and his minions at ESPN. Totally sucked my joy out of March Madness.
One good thing about President Mom jeans: Everyone knows he knows dick about baseball. He rarely fucks up my natl past time.
Dude doesn’t even know the name of the stadium where his team plays. I’m surprised he didn’t say Wrigley.
Also, “pastime.”
He’s been to Wiggly Field.
Have you SEEN her pitch?
oops. Autocucumber and I didn’t catch it.
It was… weird.
I stocked the complete Mork & Mindy this week. Quite a few associates were clueless. I was explaining Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, and spin-offs. No clue. Associate said her kids had never heard of Gene Autry. Equally clueless were all the Mork and Mindy associates.
I boiled some eggs using a hot start. Meh. Wound up under cooked.
I’ll stick with a cold start.
Plus, she does pron? I hope it includes masks….
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Hahahah
Plus, she does pron? I hope it includes masks….
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Hahahah
I have an Eggbert. Perfect eggs every time.
Most pron “stars” are just girls in the 4-6 range with decent bodies and a LOT of makeup.
a fit in a public space, to remove him, she would just grab some hair at the very sensitive nape of the neck and tell him to move. Left no marks.
Honest to god, if my kids refused to hold my hand when they were supposed to I grabbed their hair
We were left in the car when my mom would shop. Roll down windows, yo. If we got to go in the store, we had to cross our arms over our chests. We weren’t allowed to talk or touch.
Watching Spartacus. Lots of sex. Lots.
Surprising amount of wiener too. I guess that’s a thing now.
Spartacus and wiener
Add a box of wine and my evening is all dialed in!
Spartacus was a great series. As I recall it was artistic wiener, not gratuitous.
Crap – not free with Amazon Prime.
What other movie has wiener?
Sends box of Moscato and a couple of wieners to Cyn.
Cyn, I’m binging on Outlander. So far, no wiener.
I saw Artistic Weiner open for Gratuitous back in ’12 at The Pit.
*air quotes* “Artistic Wiener” *air quotes*
Yeeeesss.
The Ugly Dachshund has multiple wieners.
http://is.gd/Fywsm9
I found a category called “Delightfully Unusual”… I’M GOIN’ IN
Just got a text from Dan stroking his wiener. He has too much time on his hands. 13 years of Ginger pics and stupid captions.
http://is.gd/Fywsm9
Marry me.
Sadly, he can’t.
That category was about as helpful as “Brunettes”.
Dan just sent me a pic of a nerd drinking bourbon and face booking. He really isn’t as funny as he thinks he is.
Watching Spartacus. Lots of sex. Lots.
Surprising amount of wiener too. I guess that’s a thing now.
I know, right? And I was surprised by how hung Tony Curtis was.
Wait…
Wow – lymphoma is supposed to be one of the easiest to cure. Sad.
Great link. I have a crush on Jai.
Non-Hodgkins lymphoma…not so much.
Crap – not free with Amazon Prime.
What other movie has wiener?
XHamster has a whole selection.
That was my mom’s first cancer and that was what the oncologist told us; maybe he was being optimistic, but she did beat it.
Youpron seems to have better categories tho.
Whaaaaa?!1!?
Hey Oso, looks like we will try out El Monte Sagrado in Taos.
Don’t even get me started on Redtube… #smh
What other movie has wiener?
*******SPOILER ALERT!!!*******
The Crying Game
The Crying Game AKA Rosetta’s favorite movie
HA HA HA!
No.
Have fun, GO. Make sure you drive The Enchanted Circle. Check out the VN Memorial in Angel Fire.
Cyn, my MIL was diagnosed with Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma in the 80s. 5% survival ratio at the time. She opted for experimental bone marrow transplant. Her oncologist was surprised that she is still here. 3 more cancers in the meantime. Esophageal cancer finally got my FiL. He defeated kidney, prostate, stomach, throat, and skin cancer.
Every cancer depends on the stage it’s at plus the condition healthwise of the person.
Your inlaws = quite the rock star fighters.
What other movie has wiener?
XHamster has a whole selection.
I don’t know if xb had March in the bag yet or not, but he does now. Or at least he’s got my vote.
No, I don’t go to xhamster daily!!!! Fuck you for axing.
Hunh
I’m searching Amazon Prime for “hawt wiener flicks that will make Cyn happy” and it’s not working.
I was explaining Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, and spin-offs.
We’ve been watching M*A*S*H on Netflix. Tender scene with Hawkeye and a nurse saying goodbye, and “As Time Goes By” starts playing in the background. I had to explain that and then “Casablanca” to Mini-me.
Yep. Dan is getting a few more skin cancers cut out by my cousin. I really H8 cancer. 25 years ago, my dad counseled me about marrying a mama’s boy with a mom with non-hodgkins. My dad is gone, MiL is still here. Still married to a mama’s boy.
Bazinga!
Roamy, are you having Classic Film viewings with Mini-me? Dan has never watched Casablanca. Philistine.
I’m searching Amazon Prime for “hawt wiener flicks that will make Cyn happy” and it’s not working.
Try some less specific search terms. “BIG VEINY COCK” should suffice.
At least, that’s what a friend told me.
(Whew! Nice save!)
Well lookie there…
Googling “Big Veiny Cock” lands me on a MMM poat.
Who knew?!
My FiL turns 87 on Monday. Mr. Beasn is having lunch with him tomorrow and then off they go to get their taxes done. I made brownies for the husband to take to his dad.
They are cooling on the stove. Taunting me with their delicious smells. I will save half for us to enjoy on Sunday. And by ‘us’, I mean me.
So, Roamy knows all kinds of classic movies. If it’s an old film, she knows it. So imagine my surprise that while lounging in Cyn’s living room, she confesses she’d never seen Jaws.
Who the fuck had never seen Jaws?
We fixt that.
What good is a big veiny cock if it perforates your abdominal cavity?
I’ve seen clips of Jaws. I don’t remember seeing the entire movie.
Oso, I’m doing my best. Charlie Chaplin, John Wayne (Quiet Man for St. Pat’s), Errol Flynn, etc. African Queen. Bringing Up Baby. Ben Hur. Next one up is The Day the Earth Stood Still.
**whispers to Cyn “Magic Mike”
Did anybody have second thoughts about anybody else’s abilities as a mentor after seeing them getting tackled by several officers on an old episode of COPS today?
I have several Steve Vai CD’s/MP3’s. I do not own his entire discography, and I must caution he is weird to say the least.
Here is one of my favorites, if you can get past the horse (obligatory) and Donkey sounds. Really Donkey?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5BrE1Pi5cU
Roamy, I had a stellar movie childhood. RKO, MGM, FOX. Film class at school. Multiple film classes in college.
Best thing about being a military brat: Cheap movies on base. I saw every movie ever from 1970-1975. My parents weren’t concerned with ratings. Dan could only watch G movies as a kid. I saw Barbarella when I was 6.
Try some less specific search terms. “BIG VEINY COCK” should suffice.
Can Amazon deliver Big Veiny Cock by drone?
GO you will really enjoy Taos. Are you planning on riding the box? Lower or Upper?
No.
I already checked.
Dangit.
Riding the box?
Is that a euphemism for something Hotspur does?
The local PBS station had “Matinee at the Bijou” every Saturday with cartoons, news reels, then a classic movie. I bought the Gene Autry DVD set with “The Phantom Empire”. I still recognize Lowell Thomas’ voice. That was followed by TBS’s Academy Award Sunday.
Okay George.
Surveying is being overrun with drones, who would o thought? However this administration is denying any drone surveyors.
Choice, cut 5000′ of line with a machete and a chain saw, or fly a drone?
Yes O’Bumbles wants you to cut line with a machete.
Can’t let the peasants have too much technology, Vmax
Looking forward to walking the in-laws’ golden retriever when we visit.
My Adoption papers went through
I am officially Gabe’s Dad.
Of topic
I went to a crepe place in Chinatown.
the Taos Box is a thing. Upper Box as opposed to lower box. Pilar.
5 rating or 3
I am officially Gabe’s Dad.
Congrats! Now you can tell him what to do and he can’t complain that you’re not his real dad.
Congrats VMax!
Oh, I see. I doubt we will do that, given in-laws age and we are there only one night.
Off on spring break. Y’all have fun and do answer the phone if I need bail money.
Squishy hugs!
Vmax, I know now you’re Gabe’s dad, but be prudent. When he asks you for the car keys, think twice.
Roamy!! What classics are on demand in Huntsville?
Squishy hugs back.
Squishy hugs with a known perv kilt it.
We’re all pervs here.
Romacita gives a killer squishy hug. Cyn ain’t half bad at it either.
Don’t touch me.
Virtual hugs are the best.
“Virtual Hugs” would be a good name for a softcore mid-90s sex game for PCs.
Yes. See also Don’t touch me.
Check out the fangs and claws on the New Mexican!!!!
I’m not really a hugger. I just play one at meatups.
PG, I H8 being touched. I can virtual pray and virtual hug like a boss!
Can you virtual climax? I’m asking for a friend named Dan.
That shit was either over the line or the jury is still out.
Didn’t hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
That my derp was an addiction
When we cling our derp is strong
When you go you’re gone forever
You string along
You string along
Miss Avy Scott has milk saucer sized areolar regions… and a nice yellow ‘vette
coincidence? or just strung along?
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Wakey wakey.
My dad had lymphoma twice. Age 15 and again at 31. Back then the survival rate was very low, and he was written up in journals for his recovery. Docs told my grandparents he wasn’t going to make it and to take him on vacation to live out his days. They took him to Florida but after a few weeks it was obvious he wasn’t going anywhere.
Friend had surgery a bit over a week ago – esophagual cancer . They removed his esophagus and replaced it with part of his intestine and now he is having serious complications. Pls pray for him.
Paleo at a hotel breakfast is impossible.
Yeah, I don’t bother. I eat some bacon, maybe, and have coffee. Strawberries if there are any.
I’ve sort of parted ways with breakfast over the years anyhow.
http://is.gd/buffalone_sleeping_late
I am spending the morning reading this in case Ford makes me an offer. Have to get vet meds at some point, and I’m thinking about trying to whip and freeze a bunch of heavy cream that’s about to go bad.
Today was our day to sleep late. Made it to 0645 before the dogs got restless. Coffee, dishes, trash, rounds and running around since.
New, high sugar post.