Sassy

Bonus sass

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  1. Saucy!

  2. bewbseses

  3. I liked the boots with the fur.

  4. The Game is ON!

  5. I’ll be staring at the bulkhead from 1A.

  6. 1%er.

  7. Whor.

  8. This theme needs to be a regular weekly occurrence.

    Monday: Trannies
    Tuesday: WTF
    Wednesday: Homos
    Thursday: Whatever this shit is.
    Friday: Whores with big whooters.
    Saturday and Sunday: Gardening and shit.

  9. Sunday: Your mom

  10. Your mom: all day, every day

  11. I’ll be staring at the bulkhead from 1A.

    Ooooo… sorry about that, buddy. That’s the worst seat in first class.

  12. Life sucks.

    It’s really hard to get a drink when everyone thinks your a child, not just miniature.

  13. you’re

  14. PG should do our weekly wrap-up/summaries for us

  15. MJ. Not miniature….fun sized. It’s all about teh marketing.

    http://is.gd/WIxq48

  16. Car in, I don’t follow close enough to do it justice. No doubt I’d miss a key parsnip vs radish debate. Probably someone’s dog would have an anuerism without me catching it.

  17. Monday: Trannies
    Tuesday: WTF
    Wednesday: Homos
    Thursday: Whatever this shit is.
    Friday: Whores with big whooters.
    Saturday and Sunday: Gardening and shit.

    second but wasn’t there a better thing for tuesday? comparisons or something? I don’t know I h’nt had a cup of coffee in three weeks.

  18. Everything is fine so far. Polyps in tummy were removed but he’s got inflation down there- probably stress related heartburn, neck issues not throat related, more tests for that.

    Also his bp med we can afford isn’t working, looking into a career of stripping.

  19. parsnip vs radish

    *rolls eyes*

    AS IF.

    Radish. Every time. You’re clearly insane.

  20. Candy bars would be great miniature sized.

  21. No, PG. I think you’ve got the gist of it.

    If anyone has a problem with your summaries,they could just ask Wiser to ban you.

  22. Still not home yet . Another doc office. Kill me now.

  23. I doubt that I’ve ever eaten either a radish or a parsnip.

    Here’s a complete list of vegatables I’ve eaten voluntarily in my life:

    Green beans
    Spinnach
    Asparagus
    Brocolli
    Tomato (technically a fruit)
    Lettuce
    Cabbage
    Jalapeno
    Your mom

  24. I did get lunch out of it. Tried the newish place on town. They have a Brussels sprout appetizer to die for .

  25. ,they could just ask Wiser to ban you.

    “ask?” BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Someone with powers such as mine does not respond to a mere request.

  26. I can’t do the drug convo justice on my phone so I’ll tell that when I get home.

  27. She seems nice…unless that’s a banhammer she’s holding.

  28. Inflation? You mean inflammation?

    Also, Whor in the comics is a total SJWhiner mouthpiece. Marvel is trolling in print while the movies keep them afloat.

  29. Here’s a complete list of vegetables I’ve eaten voluntarily in my life:

    .
    .
    .
    Your mom

    well, she didn’t start out that way…

  30. Whatever. By “ask” I meant “ship him a case of Corona with a name on a card”.

    That’s hid it’s done, right?

  31. Inflation, inflammation. Whatever word my autocucumber picks is fine with me.

  32. Whatever. By “ask” I meant “ship him a case of Corona with a name on a card”.

    see, this is the kind of advanced thinking I’ve come to appreciate from people like you, Tiffani.

  33. Radishes are really good. I pickle them with carrots and sliced carrots. serve as a side to tacos, oh, baby!

  34. Hid – how

    I’ve got fat fingers

  35. Someone with powers such as mine do not respond to a mere request.

    Correct.

    You have to snap your fingers and point at him. That’s what Mrs. Wiser tells me, anyway.

  36. I’ve got fat fingers

    Don’t let them handle all that food. Problem Solved.

  37. You have to snap your fingers and point at him. That’s what Mrs. Wiser tells me, anyway.

    Oh, I thought it was point fingers and snap at him.

  38. Oh, I thought it was point fingers and snap at him.

    Nooo, no no nonono. That’s for ‘Sexy Time.’

  39. I’ve got fat fingers

    s’gonna make it difficult to pick up all those singles from the stage…..

    Nooo, no no nonono. That’s for ‘Sexy Time.’

    Alternatively, the phrase “Will you please stop that?” drives me insane….

  40. I’ll use my tongue.

  41. I’m getting really close to having to choke a bitch,

  42. “Do you mind?? I’m trying to watch the news here!”

    *thud

  43. Tiffani?

    http://tinyurl.com/kmbyxu2

  44. Missing the Tiffani joke.

    Please esplain.

  45. For a second I thought we were done , false alarm.

  46. Should have started a book.

  47. >>>“Do you mind?? I’m trying to watch the news here!”<<<

    Yeah. That and "WHY did you wake me up???"

    So hawt.

  48. Stripper name.

  49. Stripper Name Generator

  50. Missing the Tiffani joke.

    Comment by car in on March 19, 2015 1:40 pm
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    .

    Also his bp med we can afford isn’t working, looking into a career of stripping.

  51. “Tonight?? Are you serious??!?”

    omg…..

  52. Also his bp med we can afford isn’t working, looking into a career of stripping.

    Two words: Web Cam.

  53. OH, that’s my stripper name.

    Huh. I’m thinking Candy.

  54. Maybe that should be Candi.

    With a ♥ to dot the “i”.

  55. OK, so I’m waiting for Pat to get an ultrasound of his neck, and it’s the same waiting room for QUest diagnostics, which does a ton of the pre-interview drug screening. There are two younger people, not together, who start talking … bla bla bla boring. Except they both start sharing stories of the various ways they’ve been FIRED from jobs. The common theme was that it was on the first day/first few days of employment.

    Anyway, in walks bearded dude with a drug rug, reeking of pot, and sits down next to the chick. IMMEDIATELY the single guy makes some pot comment, to which bearded guys goes “Oh, I’m totally legal … “.

    Hushed tones, numbers are exchanged, as the girl starts going on about how they’re trying to start their own (obviously Pot) business. They’re going to change the world, and Hemp is going to help them do it.

    More hushed tones, and I hear the bearded guy starts asking the other guy if he’s EVER broken a bone, or fractured … because that’s all it could take to get pot legal.

    Then Pat appeared, and I didn’t have to bite my tongue any longer.

  56. Pat had no pity for me. He said that’s how it is with his customers every day. Most are really, really stoned.

    But I’m sure it’s for the pain.

  57. Weed is legal but I can’t distill my own — completely medicinal — vodka.

    Whole world’s crazy.

  58. Also, why don’t we have Waffle Houses popping up next to all the medical weed places?

  59. Medical Marijuana is 90% a scam.

    -there, I said it.

  60. So you’d be willing to prescribe me some for a nominal fee?

  61. OK, so I’m waiting for Pat to get an ultrasound of his neck, and it’s the same waiting room for QUest diagnostics, which does a ton of the pre-interview drug screening. There are two younger people, not together, who start talking … bla bla bla boring. Except they both start sharing stories of the various ways they’ve been FIRED from jobs. The common theme was that it was on the first day/first few days of employment.

    Anyway, in walks bearded dude with a drug rug, reeking of pot, and sits down next to the chick. IMMEDIATELY the single guy makes some pot comment, to which bearded guys goes “Oh, I’m totally legal … “.

    Hushed tones, numbers are exchanged, as the girl starts going on about how they’re trying to start their own (obviously Pot) business. They’re going to change the world, and Hemp is going to help them do it.

    More hushed tones, and I hear the bearded guy starts asking the other guy if he’s EVER broken a bone, or fractured … because that’s all it could take to get pot legal.

    Then Pat appeared, and I didn’t have to bite my tongue any longer.

    So… did you score?

  62. puff puff pass in the D-R offace!

  63. That’s an interesting query Leon. I’ve never actually prescribed marijuana and really have no idea how I’d even go about doing it. I can’t imagine writing a script:

    “Marijuana
    1 joint, inhale one every 6 hours as needed
    dispense # 1 ounce
    No refill”

  64. I did the Stripper Name Gen, I input my real name AND it output my real name!
    W. T. F?!!

  65. The bone doc hasn’t prescribed marijuana? Didn’t you see what Grizzly Adams said in the Dr.’s office?

  66. chumpo isn’t much of a stripper name, just sayin.

  67. No, what did Grizzly Adams say in the doctor’s office?

    (prays I’m not setting myself up too bad)

  68. More hushed tones, and I hear the bearded guy starts asking the other guy if he’s EVER broken a bone, or fractured … because that’s all it could take to get pot legal.

    Nothing too bad, jimbro

  69. Oh, Carin’s bearded hippie! I’m sure they get asked in the adult world more often. We have weekly departmental meetings that include the trauma ortho team and I’ve been going to them for years and it’s never come up as a topic. There has got to be known “pot docs” to go to.

  70. Yep…

    http://mmcm-online.org/

  71. Why am I surprised that “potdoc.com” exists??

  72. HA!

    http://i.imgur.com/fK3jb8U.gifv

  73. There are signs here near freeway on-ramps that offer the medical marijuana license for $75 guaranteed.

  74. I have my license.

    Merica.

  75. Medical Marijuana is great.

    I pass all sorts of storefront businesses with green crosses on their signs when I drive around my town…

  76. What happens when they find out pot smoke causes cancer in Democrats?

  77. What happens when they find out pot smoke causes cancer in Democrats?

    I know what I would do……

  78. Eh, I don’t mean to poo poo it entirely. Mary J. Wanna can benefit a select group of patients and I support them using it within reason. Like every other thing in this world, people weasel into it under false pretenses and then make me question the whole enterprise.

  79. Exactly jimbro. It does benefit some, and I’m for it. But the cure all it’s being made out to be? Yeah right.

    They used to sell heroin too. Sometimes they are wrong.

  80. Pshaw!

  81. I think the point about legalized M is that people shouldn’t have to fear going to jail over weed. Whether they think it helps them sleep or eat or have better sex or all three of those things or just like to blaze, it’s a TON less toxic than booze.

    Don’t tell me what to do.

  82. Great slideshow here.
    http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g1887/celebrities-best-cars/

  83. You can metabolize ethanol, you have a biochemical pathway for this. You have no such pathway for THC, that’s why it shows up in your hair and fat cells, your body can’t break it down and thus sequesters it. “Less toxic” is a myth, particularly if the drug is smoked.

  84. Ironically, the toxicity is part of the argument for it as a cancer treatment, or so I’ve heard. Sequester it in a tumor and the tumor can start to shrink.

  85. I don’t know about metabolizing it; however, no stoners I have ever heard of have contracted ailments from smoking/eating weed. Alcohol yes. I’m pretty sure it is less toxic in that regards.

  86. Wait for it

    http://i.imgur.com/rN5prum.gifv

  87. No question, excess alcohol will kill you via liver disease. Excess weed just kills your ability to form short-term memories, near as we can tell (and lungs if you smoke it). OTOH, because it’s an anti-nauseant, marijuana makes it easier to die of alcohol poisoning because you won’t throw up as readily if you’re doing both drugs.

  88. Should pot be legal? I mean across the boards, grow it on your roof, smoke it at the bowling ally legal.

  89. Our older boy is a “partner” on this unified basketball team:

    http://wabi.tv/2015/03/17/hampden-academy-defeats-oceanside-for-unified-em-basketball-title/

    (I’ll just say he’s one of the kids making a few baskets on the reel and give him his anonymity)

    It’s combined special needs players and athletes from the regular team. As a partner he’s only allowed to score a certain number of points and the refs call actual fouls on him. They bend the rules a little bit for the other kids.

    We’ve been impressed by his acceptance of his team mates. Schools have come a long way since I was a kid and the special needs kids never mixed with the rest of the students.

  90. smoke it at the bowling ally legal.

    Second hand smoke in public places? Big Tobacco called. They want their market back.

  91. Yes, decriminalize it /legalize it, whatever. I’m getting way more libertarian as I get old and crotchety.

    But if it becomes a way of life, or if you try to raise children while also high all the time, we get to take the kids away on account of you’re a dumbass. Just like with alcohol.

  92. Honestly, I don’t know. I saw friends with great potential abandon themselves to it, and I know others who manage recreational use just fine. Alcohol appears to be a hefty generational filter, and the longer a culture/ethnicity has had it, the less trouble they evince with it. Marijuana likely follows a similar pattern, but we (the typical American white/black/hispanic/asian person) don’t have the same centuries-long history with it that any of us do with alcohol.

    If an employer can test for it and exclude users from their payrolls, insurance companies can deny coverage, etc, I’d be mostly okay with that, but that still opens the door to every other drug currently outlawed. No argument against any of them stands if recreational use of marijuana is legal across the board.

  93. If there’s an easy way to check for it while doing something dangerous (driving, working, etc.) then legalize it. Until then, nope.

  94. Legalize cocaine. It’s just an herb!

  95. What about the addictive vs. non-addictive argument?

  96. http://goo.gl/Q6VMzM

  97. If an employer can test for it and exclude users from their payrolls, insurance companies can deny coverage, etc, I’d be mostly okay with that, but that still opens the door to every other drug currently outlawed. No argument against any of them stands if recreational use of marijuana is legal across the board.

    Welcome to my world….a place where lawyers who remain silent on the issues of abortion, constant federal overreach, and the welfare state will without a trace of irony decide that this is a hill to die on with respect to federalism, and where toking former employees believe that they have a right to use because it’s legal in the state, even when their former employers have federal contracts which require them to test for drugs and kick the users to the curb.

  98. I can see you point, Leon.
    I agree with you Lawraw.

    In CA possession of a ridiculously large amount is a misdemeanor. $50 fine, so that may be the middle ground.

    Thanks for the discussion.

  99. Define addictive. Lots of things are addictive that are already legal.
    Caffeine, porn, MSG, facechimp, crackfat.

    Where’s that line get drawn?

  100. I suspect that we’ll have de facto or de jure legalization for it before long, and only people like me or those regularly tested will have real ramifications for use, no matter what my opinions are.

  101. >>>or if you try to raise children while also high all the time, we get to take the kids away on account of you’re a dumbass. Just like with alcohol.

    I took care of a girl with a bad elbow fracture many years ago and her parents were dread locked stoners. Her first name? Sensimilla.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sensimilla

    I documented everything extra careful and wrote instructions out for them with photocopies for the chart since I was never sure they weren’t high while they were there. She healed eventually and didn’t need further follow up.

    A few years later I saw him in the Bangor Daily in an orange suit with cuffs and shackles. He killed his wife with a deer rifle.

    Violent stoner, n=1.

  102. “The more we can do to make our population dumber, lazier and more dependent on Daddy Government, the better.” Democrat Politicians Nationwide

  103. Second hand smoke in public places? Big Tobacco called. They want their market back.

    That may be a good Investment basket.

    BBL

  104. if you would like to see what legalized pot gets you, see current thread at Ace’s.

  105. 2016: Legalized pot

    2116: “Idiocracy”

  106. Idiocracy is already here.

  107. Surely there’s important distinctions between addictions. Can’t these addictions (or their withdrawal symptoms) be meaningfully measured and compared?

    Think of all the opiates and narcotics that are renowned for addictiveness, and compare them to the hold that coffee has…it’s not even close.

  108. Idiocracy is already here.

    Oh, you really think it can’t get worse?

    *snicker

  109. Fuck the lines.

    And then snort them all.

  110. compare them to the hold that coffee has

    stop. right. there.

    You touch my coffee and shit is going to get seriously real……

  111. Hmmmm. Jay’s team lost.

  112. Hmmmm. Jay’s team lost.

    brackets broken all over the land….

    oh well, toke ’em if you got ’em…..

  113. It can’t get too much worse before people start stealing transformer oil to use for fry grease like they already are in Kenya. This is as bad as it can get and the electrical grid still works.

    I’m sure they can be meaningfully measured, but I don’t trust our medical establishment to dispassionately and objectively do so anymore. These are the same people who say giving a 12yo opposite-sex hormones to alter/prevent puberty is totally fine if the kid identifies contrary to their genotype.

  114. Jay’s team lostgave the game away by playing like cocky assholes.

    Fixt.

  115. In case you thought I was kidding:
    http://allafrica.com/stories/201412290616.html

  116. I’m sure they can be meaningfully measured, but I don’t trust our medical establishment to dispassionately and objectively do so anymore.

    This goes back to my 4:54pm comment on this subject.

    If the political class can benefit, all the science on the planet is meaningless.

  117. Looks like the weekend after next for the show. Alert the Ws.

    I’m booking the flight tomorrow.

  118. Doctors will not make the rules.

  119. Wow. That ruined some brackets.

  120. When did we turn into a drug blog?

    And when did I start commenting?

  121. Looks like the weekend after next for the show. Alert the Ws.

    SWEEET!

    Tell me what ingredients we’ll need….

  122. a) MJ starts posting candy shots

    b) ???

    c) Drug Blog!

  123. I just don’t care for the lies in the argument. Meh. And people who smoke a lot of pot often seem kind of dumb.

  124. d) Profit!

  125. You’ve been commenting for years MJ, don’t you remember?

  126. I guess people in Africa don’t boil or steam their food.

  127. Not all people who smoke pot are restaurant dishwashers, but EVERY restaurant dishwasher smokes pot.

  128. Excellent point, Leon. I guess I still have some ridiculous outmoded assumptions about honesty in medical science.

  129. No.

  130. Craaaap…what day?? I have to see if I can get out of work early or something.

  131. I’m sure the vast majority of medical practitioners are genuine and honest, Laura, I don’t mean to impugn all of them, but I am not sanguine about the honesty of any profession when political correctness and gobs of money are involved.

  132. You touch my coffee and shit is going to get seriously real……

    How about if we let a barist…I mean sociology major lecture you about your racist tendencies as a condition of getting it?

  133. I’m sure a 20-something with 0 years of independent living under her belt has a lot to teach me about the most intractable ethnic conflict in our society.

  134. *scribbles something on Laura’s coffee cup and hands it to her with a big happy friendly grin*

  135. The only way I listen to a lecture on race relations from a sociology major is if the Starbucks I’m at is really is one of the ones from Idiocracy.

  136. *reads coffee cup, blushes, slides an unreasonably large tip across counter*

  137. >>>>And people who smoke a lot of pot often seem kind of dumb.

    Nuh…… ummmmmmm

    Oh yeah…

    Nuh uh!

  138. leon gets the Brawndo Vente!

  139. Of course, Wiser, those folks could have been really dumb before the pot. I understand that.

    I just don’t think it helps the situation at all. One of the bartenders showed up stoned to work the shift with me behind the bar and I was about ready to kill her.

  140. >>>>How about if we let a barist…I mean sociology major lecture you about your racist tendencies as a condition of getting it?

    I would buy a coffee at Starbux just to throw it at the pimply faced fucktard who even dares to ask if it want to have that discussion.

    Stupidest, most obnoxious marketing scheme I’ve ever seen. I hope their sales plummet.

  141. We get lots of stone folks coming into the store. Pat tells the boys he’s going to rule those folks one day.

    Keep dumbing yourself down kids. It just makes it easier for my children.

    (I’m really against kids smoking pot – I think they’ll discover one day how bad it is for the developing brain).

  142. *opts not to write something happy and friendly on Wiser’s cup*

  143. I just love the assumption that all of the little morons who work at Starbux A) agree with the line of bullshit their bosses want them to spew and B) actually fucking care enough to do it, as opposed to just wanting to quietly serve their shitty coffee until their shift ends without having to deal with the crap this is going to bring their way.

    This is the kind of shit I hate from corporate execs. They don’t have to deal with the end customer when their policies are implemented. Totally insulated from the fucking reality of their high-minded, psuedo-intellectual, self-serving bullshit.

    “Pooh, look at what good people we are for forcing our low-wage employees to be dicks on the name of PC thought control!

    As much as we bust on the little millennial baristas, the fucks at the top of the food chain who came up with this bullshit deserve far more scorn and derision.

  144. It didn’t affect my beveloping drain.

  145. It’s hard enough to explain the concept of “medium” and “large” to those brainwashed little shills. You think they can hold an intelligent converststion about race once they’re done spouting the corporate-approved newspeak they’ve been force-fed?

  146. We get lots of stone folks coming into the store. Pat tells the boys he’s going to rule those folks one day.

    Keep dumbing yourself down kids. It just makes it easier for my children.

    I used to think so too. Then I read C.M. Kornbluth’s “The Marching Morons”, and I realized that it is EXACTLY where we are heading, and that “ruling the world” won’t be all it is cracked up to be.

  147. Yes, please, oh wise and learned coffee-slinger, tell me again how Selma was important because Barack Obama’s parents met there for the first time, five years after he was born…..

  148. You think they can hold an intelligent converststion about race once they’re done spouting the corporate-approved newspeak they’ve been force-fed?

    Their indoctrinators have told them exactly how to respond to anything you might say which isn’t approved, and as soon as they learned to regurgitate it by rote, they were patted on the head and told that they were the smarterested people ever. They have no concept of how to have a “conversation”, intelligent or otherwise.

  149. >>>>They have no concept of how to have a “conversation”, intelligent or otherwise.

    Exactly. Disagree with their focus-group-tested script and don’t be surprised to find “racist” with a little frowny face written on your cup

  150. The addition of lefty tears might make their burnt swill palatable.

  151. Watch how quickly these “racism is, like, rully bad, ya know? Srsly.” discussions end when the tip jar starts winding up empty at the end of every shift.

  152. There appears to be an overabundance of disckassery around here.

  153. I’d rather have the 350 pound clerk at Walmart give me diet and beauty advice than listen to some hipster douche hole at Starbucks who knows dick about anything lecture me on race.

    Oh and my nephew has schizophrenia, age 22, from smoking pot almost every day in high school. Lots of research on kids, their brains and pot. Not good.

  154. Mare knows stuff. ^

    Yea, the kids at work are all around 20, and have been smoking for years. It didn’t affect them AT ALL.

    But they’re washing dishes.

    I mean, that’s a job for a 16 y/o who’s trying to work his way up. Busser. COok. Waiter. These kids can barely handle doing dishes.

    it’s … scary.

  155. Whoever said, Leon I think, that they’ve seen way to many friends end up with no ambition due to their pot use is stealing my shit. I was never in a position to be offered weed until the summer after I graduated from HS and by then I’d seen 4 – 5 kids that were ambitious, outgoing, energetic 15 year olds become dull-eyed, satisfied to chill, life forms by the time we were 18. I was pretty sure if I tried it I’d like it, and I didn’t want to become one of those dudes, so I never tried it.

  156. HotBride just instituted a uniform at the coop. They’ve never had one.

    What is it you ask? It’s a fucking apron.

    It’s soul destroying. It robs them of their identity.

  157. dull eyed, satisfied to chill, life forms by the time we were 18

    You mean like our wasteoid of a fucking president?

  158. I’d rather have the 350 pound clerk at Walmart give me diet and beauty advice than listen to some hipster douche hole at Starbucks who knows dick about anything lecture me on race.

    I see we have today’s Mare’s Musings entry.

  159. Oh and my nephew has schizophrenia, age 22, from smoking pot almost every day in high school. Lots of research on kids, their brains and pot. Not good.

    There’s also *some* evidence, or at least some thought, that pot use is unconscious self medication for early schizo symptoms, rather than a causal factor.

    Either way, yeah, pumping teenage brains full of THC probably isn’t the best idea.

  160. You guys are a bunch of squares.

  161. What is it you ask? It’s a fucking apron.

    HA HA HA HA HA

    How can they be snowflakes now??!!1!?

  162. It didn’t affect my developing brain. I still crave Funyuns, Hostess cupcakes, and oreos.

  163. Watch how quickly these “racism is, like, rully bad, ya know? Srsly.” discussions end when the tip jar starts winding up empty at the end of every shift.

    That’s called a “reparations jar,” you poisonous white oppressor.

  164. What XBrad said. Nicotine too.

  165. Hey guys, Eva Mendes said wearing sweatpants causes divorce. Fat-shaming etc is trending.

  166. Haha, just saw the Stir Charles CDW ad. That’s funneh!

  167. Spirit Air is run by Hostages?
    http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/03/17/too-naughty-or-nice-spirit-airlines-launches-6-fare-promotion/

  168. Aprons hide sweatpants.

  169. We have bins at work labeled “White Coats” and “Red Aprons”. I asked my boss why the bins had to have colors. I felt triggered by the descriptive words. Why not just “Coats” or “Aprons”. He suggested “Cracker Coats” and “Native Aprons”.

  170. Roamy, back in the day, Southwest Airlines was “Spreading Love all over Texas”.

  171. Target has Starbucks in their cafes. WalMart partners with gross ass Subway and McDonalds.

  172. “Spreading Love All Over Your Mom”

  173. Jimbro, that fits the jingle.

  174. They were young and wore hot pants.

  175. Am I going to get divorced because I wear yoga pants?

  176. I was reading the comments. So far, yoga pants have been mentioned, but sports seem to be safe.

  177. SKORTS you stupid autocucumber.

  178. I wear windwear from the Boys Dept. Just like loungewear, but only $4.88

  179. I’ve advanced to reversible basketball shorts. I’m styling.

  180. Yoga pants improve a marriage.

  181. I’ve seen yoga pants that guarantee “No marriage”

  182. Am I going to get divorced because I wear yoga pants?
    —————
    I’ll need to evaluate a photo.

  183. I’ve seen a pic of Car in’s butt. Yoga pants are GO!

  184. My yoga pants are loose. Lucky for me Dan was a bewb guy.

  185. Did anybody misunderstand anybody else and show up with a bunch of these today?

  186. Ha ha

  187. I showed up with your mom.

  188. yoga pants + fat chicks = scarred for life

  189. Hey Roamita. Did you ever know a gal with the last name Swamburg at the agency?

  190. You all need to stop having interesting conversations while I’m at work and can’t access this site :p

    As for legalizing pot, I’m on the fence. Yes, people should generally be free to live their lives how they see fit. But I’ve seen plenty of potential destroyed by pot, and as others have pointed out, once you accept the arguments to legalize it you have to deal with the push to legalize all the rest. And a society of mind-altering drug addicts is one that cannot remain a free society.

  191. CoAlex with the comments last night after everyone was in bed and we couldn’t provide relationship comments decides to check in now after all the east coast peeps are watching basketball.

  192. My timing is horrible, I know.

  193. Did she call back?

  194. Yup, at 5am. She’s a wreck and there’s nothing I can do to help :(

  195. Matter of distance or was she that needy when you were in El Paso?

  196. Distance. Her son went to live with her dad a few years ago and she took it hard. Basically she’s got a self-destructive streak that seems to be getting worse.

  197. Her son went to live with his dad.

  198. Other than caring for her, you are responsible how?

  199. That’s a tough deal, Alex.

  200. I’m not. But she’s a friend and I hate feeling powerless to do anything.

  201. If somebody calls me at 5AM, I kill them.

  202. *sets reminder to call Scott at 5:02 AM*

  203. Difference between men and women. Women support. Men try to solve. Hostages make mom jokes and lick paste. Or windows.

  204. or moms

  205. Ben Shapiro was reading from his mailbag this evening. He had a letter suggesting that he might actually use the Left’s notion of deciding his own gender against them, call himself a woman and a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, use that to claim moral authority to speak about abortions, and then change his mind when he wants to sleep with his wife.

    The letter came from someone with the same first name as Rosetta.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  206. or mom’s paste.

    Wait, whut?

  207. Just found out Dan said we’d go to work at 6 to prep for a tour tomorrow. Chat faster.

  208. Gah, my RL WP is PMing me on FB.

  209. White person?

  210. >> Roamy, back in the day, Southwest Airlines was “Spreading Love all over Texas”.

    Herb Kelleher swiped that from me

  211. Wicked Pinto?

  212. Warlock priest?

  213. Scott, yes. I’ve known him since I was a kid. He makes Wicked Pinto seem coherent. Best Facebook threads ever are when he and WP are conversing.

  214. Nope.

  215. I just hide from my own FB page when that happens.

  216. We ate at a Vietnamese restaurant tonight.
    I was askeered, but it was very, very good.

  217. Pho?

  218. I love Vietnamese food. And Thai. We are getting a bunch of Pupuserias and Columbian restaurants. Refugee central. Luckily, the Somalis and Iraqis have been settled in Denver. Fewer muzzies for us. Sureno 13 wouldn’t like that.

  219. Pho something.

  220. Local news was covering all the illegals in CT. Our population is low, so the numerical illegals are higher in more populous states.

  221. mmm, Pho, so delicious. And spring rolls, yum!

  222. Corned beef and cabbage spring rolls at the Tilted Kilt. I’ve been trying to get dan to make them at home. Raw horseradish dip.

  223. Dan just blocked one of my cousins and my Uncle on FB. Great. Hope they don’t notice.

  224. We have a Tilted Kilt about 1/2 mile from here.
    Never been.

  225. G’night. I’m going to get another Outlander in before sleepy time. Never liked gingers before Outlander and Black Sails.

  226. Scott, we don’t have them here. Generic food. Breastaurants with a twist. Boy/Men servers too. Eye candy for the ladies.

  227. After the shitty way Tilted Kilt treated Sean, Andy and me, I’m never going back.

  228. They were really nice to Cyn and I on a UFC night. Our server was cute.

  229. Dan and I had to walk through several blocks of contact high to get to Tilted Kilt in Denver.

  230. >>>>We have a Tilted Kilt about 1/2 mile from here.
    Never been.

    Dude. How many times do I have to make the suggestion?

    #smh

  231. Dan made fun of RL gay friends and Moron gay friend jumped in. I don’t care. I just want to watch Insurgent at the real cinema.

  232. G’night. Outlander marathon. Dan is sleeping. AKA MS3TK turned off. Not a fan of gingers. Crushing on Jaime.

  233. mmm, Pho, so delicious. And spring rolls, yum!

    Good pho place down the street from us.

  234. The letter came from someone with the same first name as Rosetta.

    Filed under the category of “too good to check.”

  235. A good friend opened a Vietnamese/Japanese restaurant a few years ago. It was so successful that he opened a second place. He called the second place Pho Ni.

  236. I’ve never eaten in a Vietnamese restaurant.

  237. Give it a shot, xbrad. It’s good.

  238. Your friend should open a third place near the Large Hadron Collider called Pho Ton.

  239. There’s the progress we have found
    A way to derp around the problem
    Building towered foresight
    Isn’t anything at all


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