Hello mofos. Happy New Year! I hope your 2014 hasn’t started off as a completely miserable suckfest like all the other years of your life. My only New Year’s resolution was to never post here again so like all my other New Year’s resolutions throughout history I’m going to break this one before the middle of January.
This is mostly a picture update of the Rosetta family for those of you who care about such things. For those of you who don’t care about that, why do you hate America?
Here is Enrique on Halloween. We couldn’t figure out what costume he would wear so I suggested we let him make his own. We bought him a white ball cap, a white shirt and white jeans and let him paint away. Here is the award winning costume: “Painter Who Still Poops His Pants and Cries for No Apparent Reason”:
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Floyd and Daisy are still alive despite Daisy’s attempts to kill Floyd and her 97 surgeries. Bulldogs have a lot of health issues generally but we were lucky with Floyd. He is the picture of health if the picture includes him sleeping on a couch and farting. Daisy, not so much. In addition to getting her Filipino tubes tied she’s had two surgeries to help her breathe better and she had to have her little tail amputated. It was growing in a weird way and after she would go outside and poop, five minutes later she would drop a little turd ball in the house somewhere. I referred to the turd balls as “Mares”.
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This is hard to believe when you look at that picture but Floyd is the smart one. Daisy seems to have no short or long term memory and she eats anything that isn’t bolted to the floor including fire wood which is her favorite. She was also apparently born without a pelvis or a coccyx. Who sits like this? At least her teeth are beautiful.
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Henry had his first trip to the ocean this year. He loves the beach and he’s fearless about the ocean. I think I’ve said this before but when he’s older at some point he’ll be on TV saying “Hi, I’m Henry and this is Jackass”. This picture is immediately after he stole the boogie board from his cousin. Check out the meat hooks on the little man. HULK SMASH!
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Here’s a family photo.
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Henry was stuffed into the same elf costume he wore last year for the holidays. We went to the mall to have his picture taken with Santa which went surprisingly well. But the best part was that when we were leaving he started running away from us and generally being a jackass which I assume he learned from his mother. You’ve never seen people smile as much as the people in the mall witnessing an elf screaming and laughing and running away from his momma. It was awesome.
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I miss hanging out with all you losers and I resolve to do that more this year. I really do miss it. My only excuse for being absent the last year is work keeping me busy and this little guy being the best monkey ever.
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Fin.
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Look at Floyd’s balls.
LOOK AT THEM!!!
Cute kid. Have you ever determined who the father is?
El Secundo
Stupid Sean.
Cute kid. Have you ever determined who the father is?
Ed Shultz.
Har
How have you been Sean?
Are you still a working journalist?
I started working at a friend’s driving range back in August. I’m actually at work right now.
And, no, I don’t drive the cart that picks up the balls.
It’s sucks being out of the loop around here because it’s difficult getting back in.
I have no idea how many spatula jokes I’ve missed or how many millions of people wiserbud has pissed off.
And, no, I don’t drive the cart that picks up the balls.
Yeah I wouldn’t think you would need a cart for that.
Five. Five is the answer to both things.
And, no, I don’t drive the cart that picks up the balls.
I assume you threw me that softball on purpose.
I promise that I will not do any more family photo posts in 2014.
That’s as gay as bread machines. Kinda.
GO TO SLEEP!
No clown, not going to bed.
Rosie! Nice poat and nice manly legs, rawr!
http://tinyurl.com/l5jsskr
Oh, oh, what is that thing? ewwww
I just said to myself, “don’t think of that, that thing right before you go to sleep”, which of course means. . .
So you think Henry’s going to have a huge schlong? I mean, look at those hands.
I, um, I don’t know a good way to answer that without sounding creepy.
Hey, Rosetta, I’m sure you’ve noticed the basketball ritual of a player missing a free throw only to be fist-bumped by his four teammates as a gesture of encouragement. Seems to me a better approach would be if all four teammates smacked the shit out of him as a gesture of motivation to not miss again.
Hi, Lipstick. I hope you’re doing well this evening.
I, um, I don’t know a good way to answer that without sounding creepy.
I was just sort of asking the world, not you specifically. It just popped into my head.
I know, Lippy. I was just saying is all.
Hey clintb, doing fine, thanks for asking. What about yinz guys?
Yeah, Sean, I just didn’t engage the filter before typing. Although, hardly necessary here. As a matter of fact, the filter would be a reason for getting banned for boring everyone.
I’m heading to bed. Gotta early am rec ball duties. Otherwise all is good.
So you think Henry’s going to have a huge schlong? I mean, look at those hands.
*feels proud and uncomfortable at the same time*
His pediatrician has confirmed that he is definitely not a girl.
Night cb!
Winter’s city side, crystal bits of snowflakes
All around my head and in the wind
I had no illusions that I’d ever find a derp of
Summer’s heatwave in your eyes
Not gonna watch it
na uh, no way.
Pretty sure not.
Lippy, it was more “interesting” than gory. In fact, rather anti-climactic.
Though one passenger was killed, you can’t see that.
She sleeps with Ron Brown
/conspiracy
Okay, goodnight. Maybe I’ll watch it tomorrow after Sean’s pic from earlier fades away some more.
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
**waves spatula at Pupster**
Good morning all!
Brad, shouldn’t you be asleep? Sean’s picture kept you up huh?
That Rosetta’s a funny guy. When I delurked he was already out on the fjords sending the occasional “miss you guys” comment.
If you read this Rosetta please know you have every right to be proud of Floyd’s balls.
Off to drop a kid at practice and do some rounds.
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU MORONS!!!!
Morning, children.
I’m up, i’m up.
Wakey wakey.
I hope I can get out of my driveway.
It’s 39. Let’s hope that shit melted.
You have a beautiful child and two very ugly dogs.
Plus a smokin hot wife. Good job stupidhead.
Best post EVER!
Mila Kunis Nude!
Rosetta, you dick!
My favorite part of this post besides the Henry pics:
“This is hard to believe when you look at that picture but Floyd is the smart one.”
hahaha…I’m glad your dog pics are a lot like my family pics.
Where was your beach pic taken?
Freezing rain has hit. On the way to do rounds I saw a few cars smashed up and one rolled over. EMS was on the scene there. Paula went to get the boy from practice and had to go the back way because of accidents. Nearly hit a telephone pole herself. I’m going to hang around work and chat with the nurses and OR techs before I head out there in the madness.
Everyone died trying to drive in the freezing rain.
Oh no! A major sign of the Apocalypse.
Bacon went bad in my refrigerator.
Another sign of the pending apocalypse is Rosie showing up here.
Wow, no one will deliver to the hospital because of the freezing rain. I offered to buy lunch for the staff and none of the usual suspects wanted the job. Paula made it home after being stuck in traffic for 2 different accidents. An oil truck went off the road. She slid off the driveway but got unstuck using the ash from the wood stove and some salt we had left over. I’m not going anywhere for a while.
I came down my front steps and as soon as I stepped on the sidewalk I fell flat on my ass – actually it was both knees and both hands, and spilled coffee all over the mail and my iPad. So fuck you, ICE!!!!!
I don’t have to go out until 330, but I will probably fall down and die too.
Wow. My boy sure is growing up fast.
He’s got to be almost your size now.
heh Leon made a funny joke is that a sign of the apocalypse?
The Informer came to tell me that Rocketboy tracked mud all over the carpet. As if anyone else in this house leaves size 14 footprints.
Shit. It’s the red clay mud, too.
That sounds terrible. Are you ok?
Remember this day. Visit your son when he buys his first home.
No foot wiping needed.
Rosetta better get his ass back here so that I can tackle-hug him.
Hard to believe how big Henry has gotten! And Floyd looks like his old curmudgeonly self – good thing Daisy’s around to keep him in line.
Paula made it home after being stuck in traffic for 2 different accidents. An oil truck went off the road. She slid off the driveway
*why Texas shuts down when we get “snow”….*
Glad Paula made it home okay.
It’s weird here. We had ice earlier, now it’s 56.
I drove through the front twice today. It’s about 33 on one side, 55 degrees on the other, with really thick fog in the middle.
20 degree swing in only 3-4 miles. I have never experienced that before.
So if the whole point of Obamacare was to destroy the private health insurance business and go to single-payer, why would we want to go to a single payer that can’t even run a website?
Now that I think about it, it wasn’t a front. It was elevation.
Painter Who Still Poops His Pants and Cries for No Apparent Reason”:
Not only did you clone yourself in looks, but you cloned everything.
why would we want to go to a single payer that can’t even run a website?
Never underestimate the power of stupid in dead voters.
HA HA HA HA
Supposedly the new thing is absentee ballots sent to nursing homes pre-filled. Don’t even need to be dead.
why would we want to go to a single payer that can’t even run a website?
The Soviet Five Year Plans weren’t designed to be colossal fuckups, but when it turned out that way, what was anybody gonna do?
>> why would we want to go to a single payer that can’t even run a website?
why would we want a government that runs the VA to run healthcare for the rest of the country?
When CGI goes to court (and they will) they’re gonna show us reams of impossible, conflicting, unrealistic requirements that the govt. wrote. They don’t give a shit if it works or not, the answer is always “we didn’t do enough we need more government”
Does wiser’s show start next week?
Has anyone been paying attention to the flu, the swine strain in particular? We’re starting to get reports here of ‘otherwise young healthy people between the ages of mid-twenties to 60’ dying of flu.
Nine have died in the St. Louis area and 32 hospitalized.
Mr. Beasn’s parents have been nagging him to get a flu shot.
Not only did you clone yourself in looks, but you cloned everything.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Isn’t a win-win. If it works, Obama is a hero. If not it paves the way for single care and Obama is hero.
This is how they think.
Beasn, it’s pneumonia here. It’s already killed two of my friends. One was weakened from cancer/chemo, but the other was fine before getting sick. Three more people I know have been in the hospital with it. Told my constantly coughing co-worker to go the fuck home and recover.
Henry is unbelievably good looking. I know I should probably make fun of Rosetta or something, but I really just wish him the best with that little man.
Isn’t a win-win. If it works, Obama is a hero. If not it paves the way for single care and Obama is hero.
And if it still doesn’t work, RAAAAACISM!!!
Next week. Got it.
As we all know, racism always works. Debt limit on the race card keeps going up.
roamy, did you get the flu shot?
H1N1 seems to be the trouble maker.
I’m debating it, but am holding off because I’ve been snarfy with crap since Christmas.
We should all call in and use fake names.
I’ll be Pete from Bristol.
Beasn, I did get the flu shot. They lean on me pretty hard to get it because of the heart problems.
Flu shots are a scam.
Read that 96% of those hospitalized for this flu test positive for H1N1 (Swine flu). This one is scary because of the number of healthy young people it seems to be taking out.
I remember reading a few years ago that some of these strains of flu are so bad on young, healthy people (they think this might have happened in the 1917-1918 flu epidemic) because their immune systems are so GOOD – the cytokine cascade (I think that’s what it’s called) is entirely too efficient in them, and their immune system ends up killing them instead of protecting them.
Our bodies are weird things (Rosetta being a case in point 😛 )
Oops – “Cytokine Storm” is what I was thinking about:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_storm
(can’t remember what I ate for breakfast some days, but I can remember odd bits of information like this….)
I saw Floyd’s Balls open for Dokken at The Pit in ’99.
I saw Cytokine Storm open for The Assault Teats at Red Rocks in 98.
Timing. I’ll buy the first round.
>> H1N1 seems to be the trouble maker.
It’s been specifically diagnosed as a Type A H1N1 here in Texas. The outbreak escalated quickly. Up in the Dallas area Parkland Hospital is all full, all the beds. So it’ll trickle out into the smaller hospitals.
Fortunately even if you didn’t take a shot this year, H1N1 has been in the vaccines for a long time so if you’ve taken em before even if you get it the symptoms won’t be as bad. (I took one this year like always, except 09 when the swine variant hit me, but it only lasted 2 days because of the prior innoculations.
PAST forms of Type A H1N1 include the Russian flu outbreak in the late 70s, the Hong Kong mofo in the late 60s, and the one that killed 50-100 million people worldwide in 1918-19, ze Spanish Influenza.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INFLUENZA!!!
We’ve had the flu. It really sucks. Bad headaches, general aches. Penelope almost had to go to the hospital, it really kicked her ass. But that’s mainly ’cause she didn’t feel like eating or drinking., so she didn’t. Her flu turned into tonsilitis and strep throat, so she’s on antibiotics. She’s doing good today, but no reserves. She feels good enough to do something, then crashes.
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 11, 2014 12:42 pm
Beasn, it’s pneumonia here. It’s already killed two of my friends. One was weakened from cancer/chemo, but the other was fine before getting sick. Three more people I know have been in the hospital with it. Told my constantly coughing co-worker to go the fuck home and recover.
Sorry about your friends, Roamy. Prayers to their families.
They had a report about a young mother of 3 here in Tarrant County dying from this stuff – healthy one day, deathly ill just a few days later. Scary, scary, scary.
Twenty confirmed deaths in North Texas due to this as of last week – we’re starting to get worried about Rebecca’s attendant; she wasn’t feeling well at the beginning of the week, and the last text message I got from her didn’t “sound” quite right. She hasn’t returned any of our messages since then.
I’m wondering if we will ever see anything like the Spanish flu “numbers” again – it would be interesting to know how many deaths antibiotics have prevented since their discovery – I’m betting they have been responsible for keeping the mortality numbers down since they were introduced.
We had something like the flu last Christmas (2012) – seems to have kept us from catching anything that bad this year. Mr. TiFW’s doctor told him it wasn’t the flu, but I only ever feel that bad when I DO have the flu.
“Shoot me and put me out of my misery” = flu
Teresa – never forget western medicine is all a sham created by companies to take money. we must consult the wisdom of the east to find true health.
>> I’m wondering if we will ever see anything like the Spanish flu “numbers” again
I doubt it, for the reasons you mention 1) vaccines and B) antibiotics for secondary bacterial infections.
Shoot, my not getting a flu shot ever (ever) might come back to haunt me. My husband has had the “I can’t lift my head up, I feel unbelievably bad” flu once. I never had. Makes me think my number may be up.
GAH!
Wow. THERE’S a lurker!
My great-great-grandmother died in the Spanish flu outbreak in Tampa. She was one of the early ones, so she had a marker. My great-great-grandfather came back later and found they had turned the cemetery into a mass grave. Her marker was found leaning against the cemetery fence. For some reason, he decided to carry the gravestone home and later moved it with everything else to south Georgia.
You have a 10%-20% chance of getting it.
If you get it…..
1 out of 10,000 end up in the hospital.
1 out of about 345,000 end up dead.
We can’t even ask the bullwhips question against a lurker like THAT!
Steve was a Moron before there was even a blog!
Well, Scott quickly but that into perspective.
Plus I don’t have to regularly be around people for work. Although I will be on a plane on Wednesday.
I don’t advocate flu shots for a “don’t die” reason.. I advocate them for a “don’t make other people sick” reason.
Thunder!
I’m more likely to die in my pond.
Good policy, Dave.
This Tapper/Luttrell thing is something else. Tapper didn’t directly say what they are accusing him of, but he certainly framed it in that light.
I don’t think that is what he was going for, though.
I advocate flu shots because the pharmacist at my local grocery store is a little hottie.
I was a moron when being a moron wasn’t cool. Oh wait, it’s still not cool. Okay – I’ve been a moron for a long time.
Haha, seen that name a lot of times. Welcome to the H2?
Can I get you anything? Bullwhip?
Dave, I agree with your premise, much like other vaccines. My not being around many people generally is a good thing if I’m not vaccinated.
Yes, I’ve seen Steve_in_hb many times, but I’m telling you right now, I will NEVER write out his full “name” again. It’s steveheb or Steve or Stevein.
Flu shots are the only thing can explain Obama’s 2nd term.
Oh come on, scott, I think skipped vaccinations and drinking antifreeze are also possible candidate.
Poor bastards can’t get a break. Christmas “do over” done on a day with freezing rain.
http://wabi.tv/2014/01/09/wnsx-sponsers-ellsworth-christmas-shopping/
Chemtrails. I’m starting to buy into that.
I just found out that Microsoft is dumping XP starting in April.
We need a new computer.
Can I get you anything? Bullwhip?
Val-u-rite and bacon.
…never forget western medicine is all a sham created by companies to take money. we must consult the wisdom of the east to find true health.
I know that’s right.
*rattles chicken bones, casts runes, coughs up feather*
“It’s steveheb…”
You can tell from my typing that I’m Jewish?
Jeez Teresa! The crystals! You need the crystals!
Doin’ it wrong, TiFW.
*rolls egg up left leg, left side, across bridge of nose, back down right side
*buries egg at crossroads
No flu.
We’ve got pretty good Jewdar here.
Hahaha….you tools!
Off Topic: Great unintentional funniness. Girl on facebook that’s a friend of a friend. Ultralib who relentlessly posts predictable links and opinions. Posted link to some article about a Native American preaching environmentalism. She introduced it with “It’s about time we listen to our wise indigenous elders.”
Hahaha. The latent racism is so rich. Native Americans aren’t people – you know some cool, some jerks, some lazy, some hard working, some smart, some dumb,etc. They were created to sit around and communicate wisdom to whitey.
“*buries egg at crossroads”
You misread the directions, you are supposed to carry the chicken across the road and then bury the egg. sheesh
I like Steve and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.
>>>you are supposed to carry the chicken across the road
Why?
“It’s about time we listen to our wise indigenous elders.”
Like Hotspur?
Steve, “off topic” is kind of hard to do at this POS blog. But thanks for trying.
Good one, Leon. Lolz
I’m waiting for her to post articles with introductions mentioning “Inscrutable Asians”, “Crafty Jews”, “Drunk but charming Irishmen”, “Hot headed Latin Americans”, “Skilled Craftsmen Germans”,etc.
“indigenous”
Also in dispute.
“Drunk but charming Irishmen”,
I resemble that remark, except for the charming part.
TGSG, “indigenous” just means the last people to conquer a place before white people arrived.
Mare is an Irishman?
Skinflint Scotsmen.
Plus German, plus Slovak, plus Norwegian. All equal parts.
Comment by leoncaruthers on January 11, 2014 3:18 pm
>>>Mare is an Irishman?
Ms. Mare is Quite Nebulous, and Really Doesn’t Exist in this Dimension. That is Why One cannot meet Her without FreeBasing a lot of Little Friskies, and Licking Colorful South American Toads.
Heading to the airport. God Bless, Y’all!
Just enough French to be crazy
Safe travels, Sox! China or Poland?
Polish girls are cuter.
Comment by Jimbro on January 11, 2014 2:48 pm
Jeez Teresa! The crystals! You need the crystals!
D’oh! Knew I was forgetting something…..
Comment by leoncaruthers on January 11, 2014 2:50 pm
Doin’ it wrong, TiFW.
*rolls egg up left leg, left side, across bridge of nose, back down right side
*buries egg at crossroads
No flu.
You know that only protects against the bird flu, right?
Comment by mare on January 11, 2014 2:25 pm
Plus I don’t have to regularly be around people for work.
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Hey, I’m a hermit, but my wife buys groceries occasionally, picks up mail. etc.
Don’t worry, I wrapped the egg in bacon.
The sacrifice hurt, but I had to be sure.
I’m only occasionally near coworkers, and I’m pretty sure most of the hookers have had their shots.
Most of my feather Indian friends are gay. One is a gay feather Indian Vegan.
Safe travels, Sox!!
One is a gay feather Indian Vegan.
Has he considered running for congress in Massachusetts?
I’ll just quote him about politics “Ewwww”
The Banana Bandit has been identified!
They are closing in.
I didn’t realize he was still at large.
I wasn’t worried. No bananas at my place.
I am going miss most of the games today because of our stupid President.
On the other hand Pepe, if I’m a carrier, I’m a carrier but I’ve never had the flu and I’ve never had the shot.
Before Dave got flu shots, his knees and eyes were fine.
Allergic to eggs. Never had the shot.
STUPID OBAMAJOBS!
Worky!
I’ve never had a flu shot. I don’t get sick very often. The first few years our boy went to school were miserable, though. He was always bringing home something toxic.
I go away for a couple of weeks and the whole country turns into a goddamned cold storage.
OMG they let him back in!!!
Heh heh! I have a green card, Leon. They had their chance in Oct 2010, but they went ahead and gave me the Green Card. Too late now.
Welcome home Tushar. Did you get across the bridge okay?
Happy to miss that dreadful cold spell. The vacation was awesome. I ate the most awesome Pomfret fish ever.
My power is out again due to high winds they say. I blame Mare.
Jimbro, I did it old style. Just swam across the Rio Grande.
TUSHAR!!!!!!!!!
*tacklehugs*
Welcome back, darlin’!
Hahaha One doesn’t “Swim” the Rio Grande. Wading is more like it.
Crap, forgot that the coop needed cleaning today.
Mr. TiFW bought himself a screw gun (SYWM) – he and a friend are having a blast putting up sheet rock.
Important tip from Mr. TiFW: When attempting to drill screws into sheet rock, always be sure that the switch is in the “forward” position…. 😛
*looks up pomphret fish*
Oooo. That looks good. Like a giant porgie?
Power is back on. More importantly, football is back on.
Yay Jimbro!
First even-up call of the day. Holding brings back a long run for the Seahawks. Goes from a 1st and 10 deep in Saints territory to a punt.
I don’t know what’s a porgie. But that roughly 6 pound fish cost me almost $80. Worth every penny.
That’s about the same per-pound as jumbo shrimp.
Is it a strong tasting fish, or a mild white flesh?
Expect a lot more of that, Pepe.
I totally forgot that XB was a Seahag fan. Totes Magotes.
It’s evidently kill Percy Harvin day in Seattle.
I’m fan would imply some level of fanaticism.
I thought you expressed interest in the Washington State Cougars too?
Enthusiasm or middlin’ support is not fanaticism.
And yeah, the Cougs. Cuz I went to school there two years.
Notafan. Middlin’ Supporter. Got it.
Good evening, Cola Wars reenactors.
Good evening, Cola Wars reenactors.
I LOL’d
Funny. I don’t remember where I got a link to this guy’s blog but I’ve been reading his articles from time to time.
And then, of course, the world gets smaller again.
http://pointsandfigures.com/2014/01/11/seen-spike-joynze-movie/
Gabe! Ha ha ha.
Is laura around? Or maybe dave? They might get a kick out of this:
http://tinyurl.com/mdqn5o3
Ohai.
awww yeah playa
BTW, XSis1 had surgery for bone spurs yesterday. Went well, but she’s in a goodly bit of pain. Thoughts prayers, etc. Appreciated. I’m heading over there Monday to be her personal staff.
Onstad stopped creating for the longest time, then I checked back and he had started up again. Thanks for reminding me! I need to catch up.
You’re a good brother, Xbrad.
I hope she feels better soon, b-rad.
Prayers for XSis1. Will Pogo be OK?
Flu shots are not a scam. It is useful if you understand what they really claim to do. A flu shot label can be enlightening as can a basic understanding of the human immune system and its response to pathogens.
Onstad got burnt out for a long while, and he also got divorced, which didn’t much help things.
http://chrisonstad.blogspot.com/2011/03/hiatus-explained-tenderly-and-with.html
I hope he keeps at it this time, but I’m kind of looking at it as something we’re lucky to get once in a while rather than a daily thing.
We’re supposed to wear “Be Wise. Immunize” buttons at work. Lots of homeopathic types in my part of the Duke City.
Oh! Teodor found love!
Let’s see if he can manage not to screw everything up.
Aaaannnd the second really bad even-up call of the game.
Be wise. Jazzercise.
Be wiser. Get an anti-micorbial fogger.
Pogo will be fine. I’m getting everything set up for her. Made sure the pickle jars are already opened.
You’re a good guy, XB.
Be wise. Deglutenize.
Be practical. Prancercize.
Be kine. Sixty nine.
Be cool. Don’t drool.
Great gif, Pups. Truck at The Club had Go Buckeyes painted on the cab. I got a little choked up…
You guys be good.
Dinner with an old friend before I move.
“Old” like Mcpo, or “Old” like you’ve known this friend for awhile?
Laura, I dozed off. If you are still around: Pomfret is stronger than your typical fish, but not overwhelmingly pungent and oily like sardines.
Defensive holding? Seriously?
Sean?
http://tinyurl.com/mfe8bvf
Are you back from your trip to Indiana, Tushar? If so, please regale us with tales of exotic adventure from Muncie.
The first few years our boy went to school were miserable, though. He was always bringing home something toxic.
I regret sending the kids to preschool for that reason. And they didn’t get sick at the same time. One got it one week, the other, the next. I would get knocked on my ass from no sleep on top of the cooties. Rinse, repeat.
*makes sign of the cross*
Welcome back Tushar!! I’m glad you had a wonderful time away from Gore’s Vortex.
Sean?
http://tinyurl.com/mfe8bvf
Shit’s about to get REAL.
HAahahah. Sean, that’s EXACTLY what the original tweet said.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
This Koch Watch e-newsletter must scan the internet, looking for negative stories about them.
I guess they found my tweet last night where I linked Geoff’s chart under “Koch Brothers attend KKK rally!” and just posted it, along with the link.
*snicker
XBrad?
I’m more of a traditionalist, Pepe.
http://tinyurl.com/lotpfyy
TV panel talking Patriot FB. Dan: WTF why don’t you guys just give Belichek a handy. Me: LOL
I want to see your story, wiser. It seems to not show up on their page.
Hmmmm.
I guess they found my tweet last night where I linked Geoff’s chart under “Koch Brothers attend KKK rally!” and just posted it, along with the link.
Wow. leon really IS a marketing genius.
Scroll down to the “society” heading, J’Ames. It’s in there.
>>>I want to see your story, wiser. It seems to not show up on their page.
It’s under the “Society” section
Ha, I like how you attached #p2 to your tweet, wiser.
Did you get any hate mail from Oliver Willis or Shoq?
Hehehe, I skipped right over it.
Well done, wiser!
I can’t find Wiser’s tweet thing. Is it under the Society heading?
>>>Wow. leon really IS a marketing genius.
Yeah. He sure is.
>>>Ha, I like how you attached #p2 to your tweet, wiser.
🙂
I love doing that. I just imagine the little libs getting so angry that they spill their hot cocoa on their onesies….
No jewstin, I think it’s under the society heading.
I just imagine the little libs getting so angry that they spill their hot cocoa on their onesies….
I imagine them like Ramsey the Patriots fan in the Bud Lite commercials.
“Oh, Come on!”
I just realized that yesterday was my 3rd Bloggiversary 😛
To the best of my knowledge, The Koch Watch has never visited my place.
Really? Colts/Cheatriots killed it?
Did anybody tell anybody else that the part they needed was back ordered and would take four to six weeks for delivery today?
I don’t mean to judge. Long-haired dachshunds always look ghey to me. See also Poodles.
Really? Colts/Cheatriots killed it?
Nah – me mentioning my blog kilt it 😛
Woot! They let me out early!
Woot! Woot!
Seahawks won, so I’m happy. I hope the Pats lose.
>>>Nah – me mentioning my blog kilt it 😛
*nods
>>>Seahawks won, so I’m happy. I hope the Pats lose.
I think you are not going to be as happy later today then.
Yin and yang Brad.
Wiser, my happiness isn’t contingent upon them losing. Again, mild interest, not partisan fanaticism.
>>>Wiser, my happiness isn’t contingent upon them losing.
MINE IS! FUCK YOU!!!
I despise Belichunk and the Cheatriots. Unfortunately, the Gints aren’t here to make Brady cry.
**got Wiser to say “Fuck you” to me**
**wonders if that cancels out the time I said it to him?**
>>>**wonders if that cancels out the time I said it to him?**
“The” time? Singular?
FYW!!!! Good night y’all.
Pete Carroll will disappoint you brad, count on it.
Scott, I tell myself this was further than they deserved to go.
Funny, I’ve said that more than once this year with the Patriots.
I saw Belichunk and the Cheatriots open for The Platters at the Roseland Ballroom in a past life.
They are good Brad, but Carroll is an idiot, and their fans are mostly smelly hippies.
Then there’s this:
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/marshawn-lynch-skittles/
Game over.
Watching the Patriots/Colts with the sound off so I don’t have to listen to Dan Dierdorf. Much better this way.
Lynch played for Cal. I don’t remember seeing the Skittles thing at any of those games.
I hadn’t heard of the Skittles until they showed the big bag on TV tonight. Hopefully it’s not a Trayvon thing.
According to the article you yourself linked, it’s not.
Now, if they start pouring iced tea on him…
Bitch set me up
http://tinyurl.com/kgbk5qz
Sirgiorgiro Clardy is my new favorite name.
Skittles? Luxury! My mom beat me with a Nike sneaker after football games.
This is your brain on drugs
A Nike? Ooh, that’s fancy. My mom used to beat me with a shoe she got at the grocery store.
I do not nor have I ever done New Years Resolutions.
However for some reason I have decided to take up guitar playing. I did it not very well in my teens.
I plan to practice for a year and then decide if I should go on.
Should I purchase a Gibson Les Paul, Or a Fender Stratocaster, or Telecaster?
I hit 6 pawn shops today. Chinese knock offs abound Real Gibson is non existent. Real entry level Fender abounds but Non Squire level are rare in my 3 square miles of Houston.
I want a Les Paul Custom like I had when I was 16. I paid $300 for a $900 used guitar. Now they are over $3500.
TMI
I know
Did she hit you with the old “onion on the belt”? Brought tears to my eyes I tell you!
I bought a Fender Blacktop Stratocaster because it has the pickups of a start and and a telecaster.
I paid $450 and bought line 6 amp. It sounds good enough for what I want to do.
If you’re not sure you’re gonna stick with it, don’t go with the Les Paul.
Can you rent one?
Get one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/ltaobun
Had no idea he could sing that well.
Whoa – neither did I! Thanks for sharing, Roamy –
Roamy, as our resident oxy expert (err… oxy-GEN, not oxy-contin), what say you?
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-do-lights-sometimes-appear-in-the-sky-during-an-earthquake-180948077/
Well… That was a surprise……
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-do-lights-sometimes-appear-in-the-sky-during-an-earthquake-180948077/
Earth lights up its own farts?
‘Sup, fuquers de hose?
>>>’Sup, fuquers de hose?
Hey, thanks for the shout-out on the ad for the podcast.
Dick
This scene in Team America reminds me of what it took to get the keys to this place in the early days.
We’ve become so soft.
We need a montage….
>> Hey, thanks for the shout-out on the ad for the podcast.
Unsung hero. But a hero nonetheless.
I thought it was funny as shit, by I’m biased.
Any FAG member can post here.
Hotspur?
http://tinyurl.com/kxxr28r
>>>I thought it was funny as shit, by I’m biased.
Cracked me up how you all kept going back to praising Chevron.
I honestly expected you to run it again at the end of the podcast
>> I honestly expected you to run it again at the end of the podcast
I started to. But I thought that might be too much.
It was f’n funny.
And, in true AoSHQ fashion, the Chevron shit was all spontaneous and then “you know what’d be funny, a fake ad” came along later.
>>>Any FAG member can post here.
Oh, so you heard that BCoch got keys, huh?
He… proved his trust to me….
>>>And, in true AoSHQ fashion, the Chevron shit was all spontaneous and then “you know what’d be funny, a fake ad” came along later.
Glad I could help.
It was hilarious.
I’m really surprised that the South Park guys are not morons.
They should be
>>>They should be
I’d kill Xbrad for a sequel to this movie
I completed the Matt & Trey trilogy last year with Book of Mormon. Fucking hilarious.
>>>>I completed the Matt & Trey trilogy last year with Book of Mormon.
So want to see that, but guarantee that wiserbride would not like it.
She doesn’t have the moron sense of humor
You’d kill XBrad for a stick of Wrigley’s.
Used Cars
Repo Man
South Park
The moron Trilogy
Used Cars…
Top 5
>>>You’d kill XBrad for a stick of Wrigley’s
Nah, I’m saving the precious moment for something truly important.
Chevron would pay you for the lice
I meant to type “love” but lice will do
I’m outa here, kids.
Enjoy your evening!
Aw, man. Words With Friends just suggested I start a game with Patty Ann.
Give it a shot, Sean. You never know. It would be just like Patty Ann to do something like that to shock everyone.
Got off the plane
To the countryside
A door to the mountain
And a hole in the ground
There was crack on the corner
And someone dead and
Derp coming out of a monkey’s head
Good morning all!
Go Chargers! Beat the Broncomannings!
New England vs Denver is tradition.
Morning, children. FU worpdress.
Split pea soup is on the menu today. I’m making it in the crock pot. We don’t have a ham bone which is a bummer but I’ll use some ham steaks for the meat.
Happy Birthday, Mcpo!!!
Happy Birthday M-C3PO!!!
Happy Birthday Chief!
I need Beasn. I had a nightmare about a terror attack on Las Vegas and I know she can interpret it for me. *Sends out baby elephant distress call*
Off to basketball…
Need to know how Car in’s kid’s knee is doing when she shows up later.
Happy BD MCPO
MCPO still has birthdays? Huh. Happy birthday.
How Laura and Scott met:
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/DWVNYhL
Tushar
That’s a beautiful story
Thanks for sharing
hahahaha…TJ.
Happy Birthday Master Chief.
Happy Birthday, MCPO! May your life always be more interesting than this dump!
Well, I just realized Colin Kaepernick’s calves are too small, so now who do I root for?
This is friggen depressing:
http://tinyurl.com/l5zdx7k
mare
Just another scheme to hand over the hard work and life savings of responsible people to a bunch of worthless parasitic crap
Demographics is destiny
Ask the Romans
Mare that was depressing except for the fact that the examples cited voted for TFG. Reap it.
Finally!!! A decent The Star Spangled Banner.
No crap singing….but we all know the words.
I need a haircut.
Mostly for my ears.
Ok this is great. They need a flyover.
This guy needs to play the SB half-time
Dan was just watching the Golf Channel. There was some woman in a tight dress. I’m still trying to figure out her golf cred.
Group Thought. One of us one of us
oso
The problem is, we’re all reaping it
Schadenfreude doesn’t work in this case
TJ, I’m firmly in the LIFB camp. I don’t have kids so I can afford to be there.
“The problem is, we’re all reaping it
Schadenfreude doesn’t work in this case”
Yes, the only reason my husband and I aren’t getting screwed, we opted out (we’ll never buy one of their plans) and picked a christian co-op kind of deal. We don’t work for anyone so don’t have the luxury of health insurance provided for us.
I don’t have the “luxury” of healthcare provided for me either. It’s part of my compensation along with my salary for working, and I pay part of it.
Not sure why you think that’s a “luxury”.
GNU POAT!
When you pay everything out of pocket it’s a luxury. Start your own business, then we’ll talk.
Goddamnit, Mare! I said GNU POAT!
If you read this Rosetta please know you
havehad every right to be proud of Floyd’s balls.*sniffle*
Here is an indication of the influence of this blog. When you Google “RIP Floyd’s Balls” that post is the 4th thing that comes up.
The first is this unfortunate motherfucker.
http://www.linkedin.com/in/floydball
“Get introduced to Floyd Ball”
Hahahahahahaha.
*changes name from Tittyweb Jenkins to Floyd Ball Jr.*