Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
MCPO?
Mare?
Obama?
Roamy?
That’ll do. Y’all have a good day.
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Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
MCPO?
Mare?
Obama?
Roamy?
That’ll do. Y’all have a good day.
September 7, 2013
Categories: As Little as Possible, bacon, BANGLAR!, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
fst
scnd
Someone left their prescription on the H2 meeting room floor:
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/N6NTNPn
Cyn, please tell me what I need to do to fix the pics so the spambots don’t find us.
Ha! Found you already!
I already got ’em for this poat, Roams, but you click on each pic to edit it and remove the “Link URL”.
Sunofa….
Ha! Found you already!
It really does happen that fast – seen it.
Our spambucket quota has been pretty low so this seems to be working well. Just a few hits on old posts, so when that happens, I go into that old post and scrub the URLs from those pics. And no more hits on POL pictures, which is what prompted this whole silly quest in the first place. So far so good…
Waket waket
I was hoping that choosing media file instead attachment page made the difference, but I guess.not. You do it in WordPress visual or text mode?
Visual
Do you use text?
I’ve tried all different ways to get pics in there without the Link URL and there is really only one way to get the job done, other than manually removing them, and that would probably never work here.
Morning, children.
HI!
Young Mare
http://imgur.com/gallery/jGGN94m
Yep, I use text. Always seems to work better for actually getting the page the way I want it to look.
Pic from the future Dallas meat-up.
http://imgur.com/gallery/qa4CU84
Laura’s school day didn’t start well.
http://imgur.com/gallery/c7esB0P
Dang, I feel like Pupster.
Not sure how to do it in text mode, but get your poat the way you want it there, then slip into visual. Click on a pic and you’ll see it become highlighted with two icons appearing; click the one that looks like a mountain to the left, “Edit Image”, and a new window pops open. Toward the bottom is “Link URL” and below the link itself are three buttons; click the one that says “None” and it will remove the linky back to the blog. A bit below that, click “Update” and the window will close. Fin.
Pupster?
http://imgur.com/gallery/CGQjcbU
Good ones, Pep.
Can you put that in “Teh Handbook”, Cyn?
Ok, I’ll try to do that for the next HHD.
Good idea. Will do, Pepe.
Dang, I feel like Pupster.
Feels a little something something like
>> then slip into visual
*thud*
Pupster, what movie is that scene from?
If all we are doing is posting images from imgur, here is one:
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/jI2FjZ7
*shrugs*
I dunno Tushy.
omment by Tushar on September 7, 2013 9:07 am
If all we are doing is posting images from imgur
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I entertain you people, and this is the thanks I get?
i’m planning on going to the latest iteration of the Fuck You DC™ rallies this tuesday. (Exempt America dot com ) If anyone is interested i’ve got room for a couple of ppl. I’ll head down I 81 to Harrisburg and then take either 15 or 83 into DC. I can detour / change routing to accommodate reasonable requests (+/- an hour or so is cool by me). Let me know.
I, too, need to see that movie.
Tushar,
It’s from Picket Fences, IIRC.
WTF???? That kid looked like a minor. Are they allowed to film stuff like this?
Jam, I would love to come, but I have just taken two days off because of sick kids, and still tending to one.
We could have fucked DC together.
Out of random curiosity, who does the H2 twitter account?
Is it Wiser?
Tom Hardy is starring in a new Mad Max movie. I like Tom Hardy. Mel Gibson has a role too. I hope the director does not screw this up.
Phat, Andy does the H2 twitter
You know what they should do? Remake Mad Max with Ben Affleck. And then remake Terminator with Ben Affleck. How about Die Hard with Ben Affleck? And Rocky with Ben Affleck.
And the we can remake Dr zhivago, Ben Hur, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Taxi Driver, Godfather, Gandhi, Silence of the Lambs — all starring Ben Affleck!!!!
Won’t that be great? We would call this the golden era of Hollywood.
Watched Dredd last night, purely on the strength of Ace’s review (which may have been as long as the movie).
Love the fact that Karl Urban got paid for acting with just his mouth and chin.
Surprisingly good flick. Free on Amazon Prime.
Thanks Tush!
That explains why the political viewpoint is so familiar.
And the we can remake Dr zhivago, Ben Hur, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Taxi Driver, Godfather, Gandhi, Silence of the Lambs — all starring Ben Affleck!!!!
Is he in another one besides “Secret Life of Walter Mitty”? Oh, never mind, that’s Ben Stiller.
Done with work and I have nothing to pack.
I need to find something to smoke.
Whew, workout was killer today:
http://tinyurl.com/ny8wjs9
Keeping Jimbro in business (squeamish probably shouldn’t click)
Phat, there is a better than 70-80% commonality in the political views of the Hostages. The politics will all sound similar anyway. It is the writing style that might differ.
Phat,
I just finished watching Dredd last night as well, mostly due to the fact that I slept from 5 to 11pm and was therefor wide awake and bored at 3am. It was not a bad flick, and the gal who played Judge Anderson was cute, although she needs to loose the bad dye job.
Here you go Scott. Puff slow, you may feel light headed.
http://tinyurl.com/mz6zeax
[i]Here you go Scott. Puff slow, you may feel light headed.
http://tinyurl.com/mz6zeax
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DON’T CLICK, SCOTT, IT’S A TRAP! That’s not the real Jimbro, that’s Carlos Danger!
Roamy, each one of the guys in that video deserves what he got. I don’t understand these people. They are very good at visualizing how awesome their stunt will turn out if it goes well. But they cannot for a moment think how it will go if it goes wrong.
I promise it’s not muppet porn!
Mare, as long as there are stupid kids doing stupid things I’ll be able to continue working. That video made me cringe a few times.
There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. Liberal is saying that certain red states receive more Federal dollars than they pay in. If you changed the statistics to not include military pay, then what? Military pay != welfare.
OOPS…Roamy! Read too fast dammit
I don’t understand these people. They are very good at visualizing how awesome their stunt will turn out if it goes well. But they cannot for a moment think how it will go if it goes wrong.
No, each of those guys is very good at visualizing the kind of scamper he’s going to get when he’s successful, or even when he’s not just out of sympathy.
Jimbro, I am not much into cigars, but I decided to give it a try after letting go of my (admittedly mild) cigarette habit an year back.
I picked up a bunch of Nicaraguan cigars from the nearby cigar shop. They are not bad, but I have a feeling they are a bit harsh. At $20 for a box of eight, I did not have very high expectations to begin with.
Is there anything specific you would recommend? I don’t intend to smoke regularly, so unless it is exhorbitant, I don’t mind if it is a bit spendy. I have realized that Churchills are too thick and My jaw gets tired after a few drags. Also, I would prefer milder flavors.
Tush, most of the kids in that video and ones I’ve treated over the years doing similar things WERE dumbasses doing idiot things. I’ve had a few kids who actually were pretty organized in their pursuits with proper training and preps for their adventures. For example: a motocross kid, freestyle skiier, skateboarder and almost all the high school athletes injured during games. I can see a few of them now in my mind’s eye and they were all fun kids to treat. Smart, polite and realistic.
Rocketboy has been to the hospital twice for “horsing around”. I’m hoping he’s through the dumbass stage.
My local cigar shop has ratings for mild, medium and strong. If you happen to have a shop nearby I’d start there. My favorite mild cigar is a Montecristo White Label.
http://www.cigar.com/cigars/viewcigar.asp?brand=299
If you’ll only smoke a cigar occasionally I wouldn’t bother with a humidor set up. They sell little boxes similar to an Otterbox that’ll keep them fresh for a while.
Most of the cigars that say Connecticut wrapper will be mild but there are definitely exceptions. They sell shorter cigars with smaller ring sizes but they can be harsh in their own right from the heat and smoke not passing through the cigar first. I’m at the point now where I can pick 10 cigars I’d be happy with but I’ve had to smoke a lot of crappy cigars to get there.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/family-income-not-factor-students-eat-free
Some students toted lunchboxes to the first day of school in Boston this week, but district administrators are expecting that could become a more unusual sight as parents learn about a federal program that is now providing all public school students in the city with free breakfast and lunch.
The nation’s oldest school system has joined a program of the U.S. Department of Agriculture that has spread to 10 states and the District of Columbia that offers students two free meals every school day, whether or not their families can afford them.
I really don’t like depending on the gov’t for everything.
Bam! 8 lbs of chicken.
Thanks, Jimbro. I have a pretty good cigar shop a stones throw away from my office. Looks like a second visit is in order.
I was amused to see that one of the popular brands is ‘Rocky Patel’. That is a dot Indian name.
Read his story on wikipedia if you have time. Also read about Gurkha cigars. Two dot Indians who are big in the cigar world. I’m not a fan of Gurkhas (too broad of a line to get a handle on). Rocky Patel Decade is in my top 10 list.
If you’re a boy, you’re gonna break something.
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 7, 2013 11:21 am
Rocketboy has been to the hospital twice for “horsing around”. I’m hoping he’s through the dumbass stage.
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He’s a boy, I’m afraid they don’t get through it.
I bet 4-5 trips by the age of 18 is average.
Liberal is saying that certain red states receive more Federal dollars than they pay in
Farm subsidies account for a lot here. So do SocSec payments, since the average red state is about 10 years older than the average blue one, iirc. Florida has been blue in two cycles now; that alone might have flipped the numbers.
No fractures until I was 17. There were numerous prior trips to the local hospital for “stitches” however.
I don’t get this.
This sampler has 20 cigars and costs $60. But to buy these individually will cost a hell lot more.
http://www.cigar.com/cigars/viewcigar.asp?prod=SP-CIGASST256&subcatid=Feat%20Samp
The margins must be awesome in cigars.
Never heard of these:
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/american_studies/hobo_nickels.php
I guess others have though:
http://www.hobonickels.org/index.html
When I said I smoked a lot of bad cigars to figure out which ones I liked Tushar, I had some of those types samplers in mind. They’re good for the most part but they always throw in several that are poor sellers or just plain bad. Most cigars are grown, aged and rolled in Central and South America so I’m guessing you are right about the margins.
Greetings, people who didn’t bother to shave.
Good morning to you too, Sean.
Time to mow de fukcin lawn
Morning Sean.
Up from napping myself. FTW.
>>Greetings, people who didn’t bother to shave.
Eff you, Sean. It is a weekend.
I think he was talking about my legs, Tushar.
Touchy touchy, Tush. I didn’t mean to imply any value judgements about your gross neck stubble.
There’s two dogs here. Stella is a tiny little mutt. Samantha is a ginormous Great Dane. Talk about contrasts.
I hope your niece gets well soon, Xbrad. Her kids have got to be little; other than ice cream, do you know what to feed them?
Michael has too much time on his hands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9jVRTU7ix4
I have to feed them?
Naw, b-rad. If you feed them, it’ll just give them extra energy, and ain’t nobody got time for that.
Michael has too much time on his hands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9jVRTU7ix4
Maybe he’s just getting geared up for the Dallas meet talent show.
There’s a five gallon bucket of sugar in the garage.
A talent show around midnight sounds like a great idea.
Oh lawdy reegis, that will have to be live-streamed.
Pay per view.
I would pay.
Sold another ad today.
This shit is easy.
Nice work, wiseradman.
*makes coffee*
No, this isn’t me.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/175531/
Radio sales is fun because you get to show your client exactly what they’re paying for. You take your Arbitron book and show em the demographic, this is how many ears are on it. Then you get creative to come up with something fun.
I loved radio sales.
Laura is expecting toaster shakin’s for lunch.
I am surprising her with smoked chicken and fresh coffee.
I get a gold star.
Xbrad,
Where the fark are you? The Dalles, out the Columbia Gorge, or Dallas, South of Protland?
Mmmmmm, toaster shakin’s…
Sprinkled with those loose bits of cheese that find their way to the corners of the drawer in the fridge… brings back great Christmas morning memories.
Spaghetti sauce on Ramen Noodles, tastes like shattered dreams and disappointment.
Chrispy, The Dalles, out on the Gorge.
Scott, have you smoked any cow face yet?
It’s not even on the list Jewstin.
I smoked a cow face when I ran out of Marlboros in Desert Storm. Hard to keep lit.
An unfortunate clerical error, no doubt.
Wiser, are you back on next Saturday?
Watching Hang ’em High. This has to be the worst soundtrack ever.
Lawn mowed. Fields are half bush hogged. The guy left for the day after 4 hours. I hope it doesn’t rain tomorrow or he’ll take forever to get it done. Dinner tonight is at Chili’s. do they have anything good there? I’ve never been.
Chili’s has a good chicken pasta, and don’t pass up the Cadillac Margarita.
Beef Fajitas
>>>Wiser, are you back on next Saturday?
Yes ma’am. Noon to 2
Agreed, on what Jewstin said.
My new OTR convection microwave arrived and I finally had to leave the kitchen after watching Laurel & Hardy working to measure where the holes need to go. Stupid Whirlpool moved the mounting holes on the top of the unit.
Also, I got tired of trying to scrub off the tiny grease spatters on the walls that are now painfully apparent. Steaming and white vinegar were not working.
I should probably get dressed for the inevitable trip to the ER.
*Fist bumps Cyn
We know stuff.
I’ll definitely have the margarita. I’m not driving tonight. We had chicken fajitas at home last night so it may be chicken pasta.
…aaaannnddd there’s a trip to Home Depot involved for foil tape. Thirty more minutes in jammies woo hoo!
Isle 34, 2/3 the way down on the right. Middle shelf.
The boys think the ribs are killer too, Jimbro.
*copies Scott’s comment and sends as text to Mr. Cyn*
Thanks.
Wait… Now I’ll have to get dressed sooner.
It would be great if they were all the same.
http://tinyurl.com/m7mf3g3
You get a name tag, or just sharpie on an orange apron?
Sharpie and an apron.
Scott put a heart after his name on his apron.
I was really looking forward to those toaster shakins.
I’m at the Grand Hotel on Mackinaw Island. Going to the wine bar now.
Wish you were here.
About that drive at the top of the page … The good news? That’s my ball. The bad news? I barely got past the lady’s tee.
MARE!
http://tinyurl.com/mv4pzjy
That is a damn cute bunny.
What’s the occasion, hotspur?
That is a funny bunny.
*snickers*
Romie at church.
http://cyberleaders.tumblr.com/post/52034112111
Heh. This is good. As a guy who recently turned 40, I read it eagerly and got confused for a while.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/yCQ7Xf8
WTF is going on with this BS on Syria? I smell lots of caving in going on.
The old guy killed it.
WTF is going on with this BS on Syria?
I don’t know, but I rather enjoyed McCain getting a ration of shit in his townhall meeting.
No occasion, Pups. First vacation we’ve had all year.
Mare,
The quote by the CJCS Gen Dempsey pretty much sunk TFG’s battleship.
When the head of the most powerful military in the history of mankind says, in front of congress, that he doesn’t know what the objective is? That is brutal.
Too brutal to be a casual slip. You don’t get to 4 stars by being a political neophyte.
I’m starting to get the feeling that the established power centers in the Pentagon are getting pretty fucking pissed at the amateur hour going on in the State Dept and the Clown show in the White House.
I’ve got an Academy bud who is now a 2-star. He won’t talk politics over the phone. Need to get my ass to DC and get him drunk.
The fucking Pubbies are going to let Obama get us into a war to save Al Qaedas ass
Link for LauraW
http://knowledgeweighsnothing.com/how-to-build-a-underground-greenhouse-for-year-round-gardening/
Patreaus, what’s he blathering about?
Just get your money from your Duke Speech and STFU you cheating POS.
I hope you’re right Phat.
Yeah, Dempsey’s been Obama’s buttboy for a long time. For him to drop that bomb shows a bit of frustration leaking out.
Tushar
As a fellow non- European, I had to consult a white person to understand that joke
My explanation:
They have a photo of Petraeus having sex with his granddaughters Kindergarten teacher in a hot tub
They have a photo of Petraeus having sex with his granddaughters Kindergarten teacher in a hot tub
Unless it’s a girl in the granddaughter’s class, I don’t see the problem.
All In!
They have a photo of Petraeus having sex with his granddaughters Kindergarten teacher in a hot tub
That’s a bad thing?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of Air Power.
If we knew where the chemical weapons were I would support a limited strike.
Problem is that they have now been moved to a hospital/orphanage and we have no good intel.
Who gets to be the first Syrian to die because TFG went off script?
Congresscritters better start framing the debate that way on the Sunday shows.
Although it is the first Football Sunday, my TV will be on ESPN/Fox.
Plus his emails and phone calls.
They probably have dirt on half of congress.
*cough* Roberts *cough*
I bet the NSA runs prostitution in DC.
I actually believe that, Scott.
I hope the NSA runs prostitution in Moscow.
I was referring to the Roberts deal.
Browser history.
Something was definitely screwy about that Roberts decision
Scumbag was sitting there with tears in his eyes
wtf?
When I think of Roberts I ALWAYS think of this:
http://tinyurl.com/7xutqvv
*NSFW if you have class or taste at all
The driving range…shit, I’m only still at the driving range.
Leon,
Back when I was a ‘Russian Liason Pilot’ (long story short: my degree was in Russian language and I had a job where I (or one of my compatriots) flew in the cockpit of every Russian/former Soviet military or diplomatic aircraft that entered the US.
We flew commercial to wherever the aircraft’s departure point was into US airspace. Gander, Shannon, Brussels, London etc. On some aircraft (like Yeltsin’s) they flew direct from Moscow so I was there about once a month.
We always stayed in the Slavyanskaya Radisson. I stayed there maybe once a month for 3 years. Over those three years I only stayed in TWO rooms. Gotta feeling those were ‘special’ rooms.
And yes, the same ladies would always come up and talk to us at the bar. If I was single I would have taken them up on it and asked for copies of the cams/audio from my room.
I wonder what’s going on here…
Did that precious kitten just fall asleep?
*thud*
Here’s an article about what I did from 1992-1995:
http://tinyurl.com/kppcdpw
Off to pick the wife and eldest up from the airport. Dogs have their story place and youngest is in charge of cleaning up the place.
Confidence is high we can pull this off.
This is so true about dogs, they make the best of what they have.
When Ruby went blind she didn’t give a crap.
http://imgur.com/a/Y9R6X
Cool phat. Good luck on the family deal.
phat
That’s very impressive
I took Russian in college and that is one tough language
Oh, man, animals (except for monkeys and bears) are just so resilient and terrific.
>>>I’m at the Grand Hotel on Mackinaw Island. Going to the wine bar now.
Wish you were here.
Going go-karting tomorrow.
My goal Is to beat HotSpur’s time.
Pray that I don’t die in a fire…
For the next baby shower……..
Spiders are not terribly resilient.
Check this one out Mare. Even though she is blind she still enjoys staring out the window.
LOL.
Scott, there was a little dog with no front legs who was a “national celebrity” from Hawaii. The little sweetheart use to frequent the dog park near my home. She was a sweet, sweet, sweetie.
I had a blind doggie when I was a youngster. She was amazing. She used to run alongside the back tire of my bike while I rode around town.
I check myself from saying animals are more kick ass than humans because of these stories:
http://jalopnik.com/the-life-of-this-armless-nascar-engineer-will-inspire-y-870136620
This guy is really neat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter. He won’t come anyway.
People didn’t believe us when we told them Ruby was blind.
She could play fetch with a soccer ball. They make just enough noise in the air, or in the grass, that she could run it down and grab it mid-stride.
Why muslims who follow this crap are scum:
Todd Kincannon @ToddKincannon 9m
Fucking savages. RT @igeldard 2,000 female genital mutilation victims seek help at London hospitals in just 3 years
It’s wrong on so many levels, well, no comment necessary
but… 12th century losers.
xbrad, what are you doing to endear yourself to your young charges?
She used to love catching snowballs. After she went blind I threw one past her and she turned to face me, smiled, and waited for her chance to catch one. She could hear them coming, not well enough to catch them but she still enjoyed trying.
Mare, the daughter is with her father this weekend. The boy, well, I just made brownies. And told him if he does all my chores as well as his, I’ll let him watch me eat them.
An anomaly? I seem to read about this crap a lot. My guy friends in college were expressly asked (by me) to make sure I made it home safe and sound. Not an easy job, but goodness, they did it. But I don’t understand men who would “penetrate” a drunk woman “with objects”, video the event and “share” it.
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Sports/2013/09/07/Report-Vanderbilt-Coach-May-Have-Seen-Rape-Tape?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Beautiful dogs there
Well done, xbradtc!
Someone move that comma, thanks.
Someone move that comma, thanks.
Leave it in. No one wants well done xbradtc. I’m best served medium rare.
HA! I knew someone would apply that to the wrong comment.
For the next baby shower……..
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Should say “Know who the father is?” inside. Or maybe just “Who’s the father?”
holy fuck I got waked up from the nap in the pool to lightning and wind!
When you’re a tough MOFO, you’re a tough MOFO:
http://tinyurl.com/mb3x6xe
Comment by scott on September 7, 2013 6:16 pm
http://i.imgur.com/JX31LbK.gif
I think my heart, soul, and brain all just melted with this one.
It’s too powerful to be used carelessly.
Cyn, it made me pass out. And the only thing good about that, I woke up and Georgia was winning.
Mare, your linky at 7:34pm… where does it go?
I tried to open it and it locked up my Chrome so tight that I had to do a hard boot.
Roamy, I have a HHD hottie for you. Why he didn’t explode (professionally) I don’t know. He was in Something Borrowed and was not a bad actor at all.
And he’s not gay!
Cyn, it made me pass out. And the only thing good about that, I woke up and Georgia was winning.
Ha! I can totally see that. That kitten is like a heart-strings wizard.
Oh. Hello Cyn.
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1460095
Ohai
http://tinyurl.com/mho3tl4
Isle 34, 2/3 the way down on the right. Middle shelf.
That’s exactly where Mr. Cyn found the foil tape! Amazing, Scott!
No way. Unpossible.
*nods once*
Laura.
Ohai
http://tinyurl.com/mho3tl4
*thud*
I ask the other Morons about Cyn, sometimes.
Once more, to dream, of Laura.
OMGOMGOMG… on the way taking the Axeman to a birthday party, I noticed one of those sign spinner guys: Gun shop with a shooting range. Only about 7 minutes from my house! SCHWING!
She makes everything groovy… *sighs a heavy sigh*
Mr. mare is going to be bummed if Notre Dame wins. He doesn’t care, but I’ll be pissed.
^Hahahahhahah^
*heart throbs*
Thank you.
*chills*
Laura and Cyn, like peas and carrots
Tomorrow will be the 4th day in a row for alarm clocks before 5 AM.
BOOOOOO
They should fire Brent Mussberger and replace him with Ben Afleck.
I could go for that, but only if they had Affleck in one of those little corner screens so we could always see him.
RARRRR!!!
Whose turn is it to kill Cyn?
Did anybody rake a swear word into the gravel in anybody else’s zen garden today?
I want in this gig
WHEEEEEE!!!!!
*gets up and shakes some bootie*
I can pile on
Heh. Sorry Mare, but Michigan must lose. “Lucky” touchdown catch, huh?
Pups, I’ll root for Ohio when they play Michigan, I just want ND to lose.
So STFU.
Every single time
How come that EW&F wardrobe never caught on? I would love to go out in a purple, orange, and black silk daishiki with a gold headdress and a giant embossed silver jacket with space boots. And a tasteful feather stick pin.
Society is so boring and it’s cramping my style.
Wait, is a lesbian affair going on right now at the H2?
Fine, as long as the food is delicious and the wine is cold.
http://gay-or-straight.com/John%20Waite
I had some of that gold and purple shit.
You can get your ass kicked in Waco Texas wearing that stuff.
Less gay, and tighter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQE5vwlRYHA
Oh, gotcha, Pups. Yes, any touchdown will be lucky for Mr. Mare.
….and there is a cape! Bonus points.
*clutches pearls*
ROCCO. FUCKIN. PRESTIA ON BASS
love that tune Scott
http://gay-or-straight.com/John%20Waite
hahahaha…We should have a constant gay meter at the H2.
Baby, I love you, but I can’t shake ass to that crypto-funk bullshit.
Earth Wind and Fire
Kool and the Gang
Ohio Players
That was some kickass music
Evidently, TJ and I had the same party warm up music.
Dave, I saw Tower of Power about 20 years ago in a small club.
Magic.
I know what you need, Laura.
I’m throwing eggs and toilet paper at Michael’s house if Michigan loses.
or AWB
TOP kicked ass Scott
Society is so boring and it’s cramping my style.
Amen. If people weren’t so uptight, my attempt to bring back the stovepipe hat as an everyday fashion item would totally have taken off.
Love Rollahcoastah!
>>>How come that EW&F wardrobe never caught on? I would love to go out in a purple, orange, and black silk daishiki with a gold headdress and a giant embossed silver jacket with space boots. And a tasteful feather stick pin.
And an inflatable monkey.
HA!. AWB, pick up the pieces describes my college, male, watcher duty to a tee.
RETHA!
damn , that evil Twin reverb on the guitar. It makes me want to do bad things.
Bar-Kays
Mare, that shit happened to people when you were a youngster, but you didn’t have MyFaceTwitch and a 24/7 news cycle.
It’s pathetic and disgusting, but it’s not new.
I can’t go out with the monkey anymore. The blow hole is in an unfortunate location. I’ve been arrested twice.
Apparently in new Nazi Amerikkka it is now illegal to inflate a small toy monkey on a public playground.
>>>Apparently in new Nazi Amerikkka it is now illegal to inflate a small toy monkey on a public playground.
This is not my America anymore.
“Apparently in new Nazi Amerikkka it is now illegal to inflate a small toy monkey on a public playground.”
FIGHT THE POWER!!!
oh.
that’s unfortunate.
so .. can I have the money? For a little respect?
also, are the flyin monkeys grounded? Askin for a friend.
AWB! Wow. Saw this when I was about 12 from the back of my dads station wagon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSq93Hsn0Bg
Huh. That wasn’t exactly timely. Blame Date Guy for distracting me.
Aretha looking good and getting funky.
Jimbro
Most of the original Bar Kay’s died with Otis Redding in that plane crash
They were his backup band
I am so fucking old..
Smile on Mr. mare’s face.
For the after party:
sheesh.. Aretha was so damned awesome.
Free concert in Hartford. Too many hippies so my parents bolted but that’s what was playing for the 5 minutes we were there.
Bonnie Raite was linked earlier. Here’s something a lot of people don’t know about her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z-GwdaKrn8
Holy shit, Jamie Lee Curtis is a mere 10 months older than me.
sonofa
whatever. Kool and the Gang
Jungle Boogie!
Saw Janis Joplin in Austin when I was 14
She was so drunk she practically passed out
Feats don’t fail me now.
Ruh-roh. I think the teevee in here may have just died.
Notre Dame must lose. Bunch of cheatin’ cheaters.
Sean – Oh NO!
Is it plugged in?
Yes, Jimbro. And I tried jiggling the handle, too.
I probably saw 100 concerts in my day.
The funnest was Little Feat.
it’s plugged in
Michigan driving, can’t have that. Lets call 2 mystery penalties in a row on them.
Scott, I kept doing the Texxas Jam at the Cotton Bowl.. I’m surprised I survived.
The best was probably Clapton (From the Cradle tour) or Zappa (instrumental).
Zappa was weird but his band was top notch.
>>>Bonnie Raite was linked earlier. Here’s something a lot of people don’t know about her.
Sheryl Crow was a back-up singer for Michael Jackson.
Saw Zap in Dallas in 80. Right after Joe’s Garage. I had a headache from my beer and the resonate smoke.
Michigan scores! Better call another penalty on them on the ensuing kickoff. Hate Notre Dame.
I saw him in 1979 I think. My buddy waited in line for a couple of days for tickets and then got grounded. I didn’t like Zappa but the tickets were free and it was 4th row floor seats.
The entire concert was instrumental and they were tight as hell.
I worked as a roadie for Yes when they played New Haven in the early 80s.
I was stunned when Jon Anderson got into his limo with two tall, leggy blondes after the show.
Guess it’s true. Lead singer gets all the hot action, no matter what he looks like.
Chris Squire helped us finish loading the trucks and caught a cab to the hotel.
I went to my BFF’s wedding. It was way the heck out in BFE. AKA Richards Texas. Richards is a fine place with fine houses and lots of cattle and horses and stuff. It is just several hours from my fine part of Texas.
When I arrived home I had a signed contract for my Florida home waiting in my inbox for me.
Seeing as we are throwing youtubes at one another here is some former local boys that are still doing it right.
Oh and BFF’s son was there he is a PO2 reactor tech in Kings Bay.
Yeah, Wiser, I’ll admit, I liked YES.
So plebeian.
Congrats on the contract. That has to feel good.
I think it’s neat that peace protestors really only care about certain dead children.
Vman, I’m glad you are getting what you want.
That’s awesome on the contract thing pal.
This was played between sets.
One of my all-time favorites
Don’t forget about Root Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqnD11rjrtc
>>>When I arrived home I had a signed contract for my Florida home waiting in my inbox for me.
http://tinyurl.com/m9a8t73
BFF in BFE the day after BBBBBF.
Matthew H. @Matthops82
Chemical weapons against children is not something we do…So speaketh President Infanticide.
axle grease.
genius
Thank you all.
Sept 30th is the day
>>>axle grease.
genius
What a nim-cow-poop.
What an imbec-bull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roC_JLOcnxE
Sent a text to the station manager suggesting a two-hour Motown show (hosted by me, of course) every weekend.
No response yet.
(Dave obviously missed the bass player joke earlier)
I got a kid here visiting, I’ve missed a great many things my friend.
Miss you. Kindest regards to you and the fam.
‘Wurm’ was one of my favorite Yes listens, once upon a time. Saw them in Hartford a bit over twenty years ago.
>>>Miss you. Kindest regards to you and the fam.
Back atcha, brother.
Sorry I won’t be seeing you in Dallas
Dave is not going to meet Mare and you wont.
>>>Dave is not going to meet Mare and you wont.
I can’t tell you how much it breaks my heart that I will not not be meeting mare
me too boog. Cab fare
Yes. hoo boy that was a .. ok stoned up show back in 79. Baton Rouge
>>>me too boog. Cab fare
Just imagine the fun we would have burning Michael’s place to the ground
>> Just imagine the fun we would have burning Michael’s place to the ground
I’m feelin you brother
I have not checked if it is my Friday off, but traditionally we trade Columbus day holiday for the Friday after Thanksgiving off. It is still doable so I am waiting, also if I close on the 30th then October will be the first good month for me money wise.
>>>I’m feelin you brother
I’ll get stinking drunk, grope wiserbride, then get slapped and end up sleeping in the upper bunk in wiserson’s room that night.
It will be almost like I was there.
*Counts toes* Wait I do have the 11th off.
Can I bring Zeke Michael?
>> I’ll get stinking drunk, grope wiserbride, then get slapped and end up sleeping in the upper bunk in wiserson’s room that night.
It will be almost like I was there.
total win
>>>total win
Damn, I wish I had saved that inflatable monkey…..
Good news–the teevee didn’t die! Turns out a breaker just got tripped.
Hi guys!
That’s good news, Shawn. I’m glad for once, we don’t have crappy news.
Just imagine the fun we would have burning Michael’s place to the ground
It’s going to be Cathy, Mare, and me in the hot tub.
>>>Good news–the teevee didn’t die! Turns out a breaker just got tripped.
Clumsy breaker…..
>>>It’s going to be Cathy, Mare, and me in the hot tub.
*books flight immediately
L to R: Roamie and mare in a hot tub:
That Dodgers-Reds game earlier was a dandy, osita.
I was at work and had to get updates on my phone!!! I work with so many Dodger fans. We get the Dodger games on our Sports radio because of the Isotopes. Last night, Dan went to listen to the Dodger broadcast….HS football.
MLB let Pete be at GABP for Joe Morgan wknd.
Reds baseball killed it?
Sweet! I’ll start owning the comments.
Do Weel and Peel know about the meat up?
Some douche came up to me today and asked me how it felt “Working for $8 an hour while Costco pays $20?” I told him 1) I don’t make $8 and B) Costco doesn’t pay $20. Dan says that I should have gone minimum wage tard on him, but I H8 these fucks.
I just want to make sure Oso only leases the comments, and not owns them.
AUGH!!!!! I was on a roll!
Sorry, but my computer’s sound took a dump there for a few minutes. Electronic devices are fucking with me tonight.
How’s your niece?
*skims thru 37 pages of contract*
Lease only. And full indemnification with hold harmless language.
Poor Gingy, doggie allergies.
She’s holding her knees together. Trying to keep the little fella in a bit longer. I’m trying to convince her that lounging in bed works pretty damn well. I mean, look, my belly is bigger than hers!
Glad to hear that she’s able to wait it out at home, even if only for a bit longer.
She’s holding her knees together. Trying to keep the little fella in a bit longer.
Well, if she’d held her knees together in the first place, she wouldn’t be in this predicament.
/low-hanging
Elevate those legs!!! Still praying! St Gerard.
MOVIE: No, we had a script.
YOUR BRAIN: A finished script?
MOVIE: (Shrugs.)
Holy crap, I’m seriously in pain from laughing here.
How is elevating my legs going to help her pregnancy?
Not your legs! Silly!
She’s been in my Prayers for awhile.
Ace has been on a roll lately.
*storms off in a huff to Hot Air*
>>>Well, if she’d held her knees together in the first place, she wouldn’t be in this predicament.
Ha ha! I do not even care how low-hanging!
Ace has been on a roll on Twitter. All the cool kids are there. BTW Some H2 comments are Sean…not Andy.
Veeeeeeeery rarely, oso.
I had to apologize to Andy when I met him because the first thing I did when he gave me the keys to the H2 twitter account was to go on and start talking shit about how fucking stupid twitter is.
What I like about twitter is the late bedtime. I try to balance my twitter and FB accts with west coasters.
did your apology take place in a gay hotel room? Cuz I don’t remember that discussion at Tilted Kilt or Yardroom.
Oops.
Tilted Kilt!!!!!
TK treated us badly that night, and I’ve never been back.
Didn’t they close there and have they re-opened under new franchise? Of all the Breastaurants, they aren’t discriminatory in their hiring practices. Guys in kilts!!!!
That was at the Yard House, IIRC.
And, yeah, fuck Tilted Kilt. I wouldn’t relapse there if they paid me.
Cyn and I were able to hang at the TK on an MMA night. Manager opened the patio just for us.
Oso, Sean, Andy, and I didn’t have bewbs. They wanted us to pony up $10 to sit and bullshit with each other and make fun of our fellow Hostages. Fuck that.
Sorry. You needed Cyn. She’s great! We had a really cute waitress too.
I’ve been trying to sleep in the family bed. I got 5 hours of sleep last night! SQUEEEEE!
FB is dead. H2 is dead. Trying my luck on Twitter with the West Coast people.
Can’t sleep, struggling to write. Entertain me, peasants.
Sorry, Alex.
So it looks like it’s just the two of us.
I knew I shouldn’t have had that liter of Mountain Dew…
We share a 9/11 Birthday. What are your plans?
I’m going to be in Virginia for work-related training. I’ll probably try and go out to dinner with friends.
Cool. I was supposed to go camping and avoid media. Rainstorms in the forecast. I’ll celebrate in OCT
Good plan. My mother insists on coming to visit me at some point to celebrate. It’s fucking annoying. I really don’t want her to visit, but she insists and whines if I say ‘no’.
My mother decided in 2002 that we’d celebrate on 9/10. I don’t fucking think so!
I’ve had 5 Disney birthdays and 1 Hawaii since then. Avoid media at all costs.
I must be losin’ it
‘Cause my derp plays tricks on me
It looked so easy
But you know looks sometimes deceive
I’ve had 5 Disney birthdays and 1 Hawaii since then. Avoid media at all costs.
I do that anyways. 😉
Ya. It just gets old. Then again, we have done such a good job of protecting kids from images of 9/11, TFG feels safe to ask We The People to support him in arming the people that attacked us.
Super serial, trying to re-establish semi-normal circadian rhythms
I hope Scott’s alarm clock worked.
My new philosophy is “why lay in bed and worry when you can get up and fuck-off on the internet?”
http://tinyurl.com/q6266zo
Moarning insert name of next female to comment on this thread
Oh and hey…congratulations Michigan and ESPN, that’s some compelling programming right there.
http://tinyurl.com/nrdfu39
I know, I know…it is too early. Nobody is awake and even if they are they are getting ready for church or nursing a huge hang-over. Or both, I don’t judge.
So I think I’ll go shower and go twerk for a few hours to catch up on some things.
This damn cold kept me up and awake all night. At 5am Zekester decides it is time to play.
Now I am deciding between coffee and trying to sleep.
G’morning children, and by that I mean Pupstah’.
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Comment by Sean M. on September 8, 2013 12:06 am
Electronic devices are fucking with me tonight.
Nobody teed off on this low-hanging fruit? What’s wrong with you people?
6 am meeting at work this morning. Home now. Then I go back in for 10-7. Sheesh.
Fortunately it was a very fun meeting. The people I work with are pretty awesome.
Gonna go shut eyes for an hour and then do chemistry homework before returning to work.
Good morning all!
Nothing going on here except sipping coffee and listening to mom discuss “attitudes” with the boys. You have one guess what their attitude is currently.
Waker waker.
Chilly here this morning, 49 degrees.
I’ve got laundry to fold, then a work out , then work all day.
You guys have a good day.
sigh.
Merngnerneneg.
COFFEE!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/09/08/107-year-old-man-killed-by-swat-team-in-arkansas/?test=latestnews
Couldn’t they just wait him out? I mean, how much longer would he have lived anyway? 108…109…110?
Stupid Date Guy kept me up until 3:00 this morning.
Hell Jimbro, they could have sent in a scantily clad hooker with a rasher of bacon. The old coot would have had a heart attack.
I know! Seems a little weird shooting the dude. How much ammo did he have? He’d have been up to change his Depends sooner or later. They could have got the drop on him then.
I have to sit on the couch and watch football, all day.
Sorry Scott. Depends?
Morning…
NEW POAT
That’s pretty rough. Do you need beer? Wing sauce? A back scratcher?