Just a little motivational speech for my fellow hostages tonight

Vodpod videos no longer available.

LiveLeak.com – Compared to this kid, you are a …, posted with vodpod

June 3, 2011
Categories: Uncategorized . . Author: pajama momma

94 Comments

  1. Comment by Cathy on June 3, 2011 12:24 am

    Ein!

  2. Comment by wiserbud on June 3, 2011 12:24 am

    “The whole experience was exhausting, but it made a more mature tennis player out of me” – Billie Jean pg 75

  3. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2011 12:25 am

    “The whole experience was exhausting, but it made a more mature tennis player out of me” – Billie Jean pg 75

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I’m SORRY! I’M SORRY!!!!!!

  4. Comment by Cathy on June 3, 2011 12:25 am

    Wrok n’ wroll!

  5. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 3, 2011 12:26 am

    You’ll see that kid in the Miami Heat locker room before their next game.

    GO DALLAS! (ugh, I feel dirty saying that)

  6. Comment by wiserbud on June 3, 2011 12:32 am

    “So mainly it was just a pressure situation and I blew it. My knee didn’t help, but if it had been perfect I might have lost love and love.” – Billie Jean pg 123

  7. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2011 12:33 am

    ARRRRRRRGH!! I went back to the other thread. I just made an attempt. I have to warm up damn it!

  8. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 3, 2011 12:35 am

    Somebody should slap the snot out of that little shit in the video.

  9. Comment by Cathy on June 3, 2011 12:36 am

    Hi Chief!

  10. Comment by Cathy on June 3, 2011 12:37 am

    Shark seeks prey while
    scientist and cop partner
    enter the dark waters
    to end the nightmare
    Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss

    in

    Marco Polo

  11. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 3, 2011 12:37 am

    Hey, Cathy!

  12. Comment by Cathy on June 3, 2011 12:39 am

    I’d slap the snot out of the dad-videographer before the kid, just sayin’

  13. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 3, 2011 12:40 am

    Cathy – It’s an “either/or” situation. But I know I can take the kid down.

  14. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 3, 2011 12:41 am

    Imma take another pill and try to sleep.

    Be good to each other (even Wiser).

  15. Comment by Cathy on June 3, 2011 12:43 am

    But I know I can take the kid down.

    Chief, with dad-videographer holding the camera up to his face, he’s easy pickins.

    Take him on.

  16. Comment by Cathy on June 3, 2011 12:44 am

    G’night Chief…

    I’m gonna walk the pooches… my good pooches.

  17. Comment by wiserbud on June 3, 2011 1:06 am

    “So Margaret had to stay back, and that’s not her game. Also, when she stayed back, she stayed in too close to the base line.” – Billie Jean pgs 206-207

  18. Comment by mrchumpo on June 3, 2011 2:13 am

    what;s this then? A reading from the Book of Scrunt?

    Wiser-nitz, it was great to meat you in STL. Thanx for bringing teh sic, but it’s nice to share.

    all the best.

  19. Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2011 2:24 am

    what;s this then? A reading from the Book of Scrunt?

    Oprah’s book club is over, man. Get used to it.

  20. Comment by mrchumpo on June 3, 2011 2:34 am

    Yeah, I was reading “slug line theatre” in the other thread.

    Harpo (on) may be gone forevah but I don’t have to ever get used to it.

    You are not my boss mrspringsteen.

  21. Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2011 5:08 am

    Well, I guess it’s time to lick the toad…

  22. Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2011 5:11 am

    Aw, hell, where did all these musical instruments come from?

  23. Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2011 5:15 am

    Oh, no. I seem to be Journey’s road manager circa 1980.

  24. Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2011 5:19 am

    Anybody know where I can score a metric ton of cocaine in 1980 Cleveland?

  25. Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2011 5:28 am

    I could also use a shitload of AquaNet (the kind before people started freaking out about the Ozone Layer) and a good paternity lawyer.

  26. Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2011 5:35 am

    Shit. While I’m supposed to come up with all of this, Steve Perry needs me to “score” him a manor house in the Cotswolds.

    Anybody know a good real estate agent in England?

  27. Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2011 5:50 am

    My contract also says that I am not to do anything that refers to rival band Foreigner.

  28. Comment by Vmaximus on June 3, 2011 6:50 am

    This will make your heart sing
    http://tinyurl.com/4ykglks

    Staff Sgt Peoples has big brass ones

  29. Comment by Car in on June 3, 2011 6:57 am

    wakey wakey

  30. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on June 3, 2011 6:58 am

    I don’t wanna wakey wakey.

  31. Comment by MJ on June 3, 2011 7:08 am

    Good morning.

    HOME later today.

  32. Comment by Car in on June 3, 2011 7:11 am

    Sorry Herr. Get your ass moving. Those beers aren’t gonna drink themselves.

  33. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 3, 2011 7:24 am

    Aww, I don’t wanna work, I wanna drink beer with Herr!

  34. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 3, 2011 7:25 am

    Carrie Keegan was on Red Eye last night. I didn’t used to think much of her, but the new haircut is… motivating.

    For the ladies, Terry Schappert was also in attendance.

  35. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on June 3, 2011 7:28 am

    Aww, I don’t wanna work, I wanna drink beer with Herr!

    I’ll have you know that I never drink before 9:00. You can go clock in and be here in plenty of time.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 3, 2011 7:32 am

    I’ll have you know that I never drink before 9:00. You can go clock in and be here in plenty of time.

    Jay works for GM?

  37. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on June 3, 2011 7:34 am

    Jay works for GM?

    Oh, he does? Then he already drinks at work. That’s the only explanation for the Chevy Volt.

  38. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 3, 2011 7:41 am

    There’s a Ford employee that works out at my gym. Really big dude, on at least one flavor of juice. Scuttlebutt is that he’s clocked in the whole time.

  39. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on June 3, 2011 7:46 am

    I used know a guy that worked for GM. He had a parts quota to meet every day. He did it in about two hours. So from 5:30 to 7:30 he was at the plant, then from about 8-3 or so he was running a lucrative landscaping business. His GM pay was about $40/hr, and he always managed to get about 10 hrs a week in overtime.

  40. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on June 3, 2011 8:06 am

    *removes pants*

  41. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 3, 2011 8:07 am

    Headed to work. I’ll likely be away from the PC until Sunday or so.

  42. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on June 3, 2011 8:09 am

    Let us hope it is so: http://tinyurl.com/67eehh3

  43. Comment by Car in on June 3, 2011 8:11 am

    Headed to work. I’ll likely be away from the PC until Sunday or so.

    You’re just not that into us, is that it?

  44. Comment by count on June 3, 2011 8:27 am

    “Let us hope it is so”
    now that’s good bullshit

  45. Comment by Car in on June 3, 2011 8:27 am

    I hate you all so very much.

  46. Comment by Car in on June 3, 2011 8:27 am

    Except Count.

  47. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 3, 2011 8:30 am

    Headed to work. I’ll likely be away from the PC until Sunday or so.

    Damn, they take their security serious there. Guess he doesn’t work for the TSA!

    Now, where did I put my beer? Gotta run some “tests” on America’s Great Green Hope™

  48. Comment by count on June 3, 2011 8:30 am

    awesome, you’ll get killed last

  49. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on June 3, 2011 8:30 am

    In the battle of “What to do today”, Play Golf vs. Look For A Job was not much of a match up.

  50. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 8:34 am

    I get to go home today, too. Whew!

  51. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 8:49 am

    Way to kill it early!

    **brews some coffee

  52. Comment by pendejo puma on June 3, 2011 8:53 am

    Herr, I thought you lined up some kind of a hospital job……giving hand jobs to over-stressed doctors or something.

  53. Comment by pendejo puma on June 3, 2011 8:54 am

    Soft chicken tacos and iced tea for breakfast. When did I get to be so comfortable with the messican diet?

  54. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 8:58 am

    Good morning, pendejo.

  55. Comment by MCPO AIrdale on June 3, 2011 8:58 am

    Morning, cretins and hot chicks.

  56. Comment by pendejo puma on June 3, 2011 8:59 am

    Hi roamster, thanks for blowing me a kiss. Somehow I just know that it’s directed specifically at me.

  57. Comment by pendejo puma on June 3, 2011 8:59 am

    I don’t know that those three things necessarily go together, chief.

  58. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 9:00 am

    Good morning, MCPO.

    Pendejo, you get a squishy hug, too.

  59. Comment by MCPO AIrdale on June 3, 2011 9:01 am

    PG – you questioning my powers of observation or my piss-poor grammar?

  60. Comment by mare on June 3, 2011 9:05 am

    This is better than those carbo loaded “women” that frequent here on Fridays (MCPO’s BBF the exception, she was beautiful).

    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/06/02/oh-my-paul-ryan-opens-the-door-slightly-to-running-for-president/

  61. Comment by sohos on June 3, 2011 9:05 am

    hahahaha! The joke thread last night was brilliant! I loved all of them but this one nearly made me wet my pants:

    Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide

    He watched his fate move inexorably toward him

    Feinting, he chose his victim and took control

    Chazz Palmienteri in

    Four Square

  62. Comment by Car in on June 3, 2011 9:08 am

    9.1%

  63. Comment by Car in on June 3, 2011 9:09 am

    Unexpectedly, of course.

  64. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 9:09 am

    That was a good joke thread.

  65. Comment by MCPO AIrdale on June 3, 2011 9:10 am

    It’s a beautiful day here. I’m heading outside.

    Mare – Thanks.

  66. Comment by xbradtc on June 3, 2011 9:16 am

    Last full day in Alabama.

  67. Comment by pendejo puma on June 3, 2011 9:21 am

    Making note that “morning” can serve as a noun as well as a salutation.

    Just trying my word play skills. Poorly.

  68. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 9:23 am

    I should finish packing, but I’m enjoying my cup of coffee with my feet up.

  69. Comment by Hotspur on June 3, 2011 9:26 am

    I think I drank too much last night.

    *winces

  70. Comment by Hotspur on June 3, 2011 9:28 am

    Carin, I read some of your comments on unemployment last night. You are only seeing the tip of the iceberg.

  71. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 9:39 am

    Hotspur, I haven’t entirely caught up. Did you fire Satan and his wife?

  72. Comment by Mink Monica on June 3, 2011 9:45 am

    Why’d I wake up with bites on me neck? *ROWR*

  73. Comment by Hotspur on June 3, 2011 9:49 am

    No, Roamie, they have me between a rock and a hard place. I have to stick it out.

    I’ll handle it, but it is definitely eating my guts out.

  74. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 9:57 am

    Sorry to hear that, Hotspur. Not much beats telling an asshole who desperately deserves it to go fuck himself.

  75. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 3, 2011 9:57 am

    That sucks, Hotspur, sorry to hear it. Is there at least an endpoint in sight, though?

  76. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 3, 2011 10:11 am

    Why’d I wake up with bites on me neck?

    Rat infestation?

    Mornin’ all!
    God, you guys are hilarious – I can’t stop laughing at last night’s thread!

    Going to a retirement luncheon for the guy who trained Mr. TiFW fresh outta college. You know you’re getting old when all of the people you “started out” with are retiring…..

  77. Comment by wiserbud on June 3, 2011 10:12 am

    Why’d I wake up with bites on me neck? *ROWR*

    Oooops….. sorry. I was dreaming…

  78. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 3, 2011 10:35 am

    Time to pack up the computer and catch a plane. Y’all have a good day.

  79. Comment by Hotspur on June 3, 2011 10:41 am

    Is there at least an endpoint in sight, though?

    It will be sometime in July. Then of course there is the one year warranty afterwards.

    I’m tired of building buildings. I spent seventeen years in architecture and I’m in my 27th year of operating my own construction company, so it’s the only thing I know how to do.

    Maybe Beasn could train me to decorate cakes.

  80. Comment by Car in on June 3, 2011 10:44 am

    Hotspur says:
    June 3, 2011 at 9:28 am  (Edit)
    Carin, I read some of your comments on unemployment last night. You are only seeing the tip of the iceber**
    ******
    yep, I couldn’t really finish, but mr ca in had a long talk with the labor people\unemployment folks and they told him if he didn’t Appeal or respond she’d automatically get it. They’ve got this idea that employers are evil alwYs out to screw The Workers ( yes it’s Marxism). See he may have been acting unfair to her and she had no choice but to quit.

  81. Comment by sohos on June 3, 2011 10:47 am

    Carin my last Employer fired a girl (basically for theft) and she has been fighting for Unemployment for over 6 months. They keep having these phone interviews and he has to do each one or else she gets what she wants. keep fighting it.

  82. Comment by wiserbud on June 3, 2011 10:51 am

    Jack Kevorkian, suicide doc, is dead.

  83. Comment by Tiger Cyn on June 3, 2011 10:53 am

    Morning

  84. Comment by Tiger Cyn on June 3, 2011 10:54 am

    So many potential jokes there.

  85. Comment by wiserbud on June 3, 2011 10:54 am

    safe flight, Romaine!!!

  86. Comment by Tiger Cyn on June 3, 2011 10:55 am

    I thought he did some good work though. RIP Jack.

  87. Comment by Andy on June 3, 2011 10:57 am

    Mornin’

    Reminder: Rosetta’s bewbs drop in 5 minutes.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Well, not really Rosetta’s … YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

  88. Comment by mare on June 3, 2011 10:57 am

    I’ve got that song, “My Dick in A Tweet” stuck in my head.

  89. Comment by mare on June 3, 2011 10:58 am

    Jack Kevorkian was a maniac piece of shit.

  90. Comment by Michael on June 3, 2011 10:59 am

    Sean’s hallucination last night actually made me want to lick a toad.

  91. Comment by Hotspur on June 3, 2011 11:02 am

    Carin, fight every single claim. That’s what we do, unless we have legitimately laid someone off due to lack of work.

    You have to have three written notifications of negligence acknowledged by the employee (signed) before you can fire someone without them automatically finding in the employee’s favor. (Except for crimes committed on the job, but then there have to be witnesses.)

    The agency is totally rigged in the employee’s favor, but I’ve beaten hundreds of claims.

  92. Comment by xbradtc on June 3, 2011 11:03 am

    Kevorkian was a serial killer who got off on snuffing people.

    Having said that, I can think of a looooong list of people we should assist with suicide.

    **looks at Michael**

  93. Comment by mare on June 3, 2011 11:09 am

    “Kevorkian was a serial killer who got off on snuffing people.”

    I completely agree. He would have a gleeful attitude when he talked about it.

  94. Comment by wiserbud on June 3, 2011 11:19 am

    I think Jack started an important discussion regarding end-of-life options.

    Having worked in healthcare for nearly all my life and from what I have seen, I can tell you that it’s almost cruel to keep some people alive, just to satisfy the “all life is sacred” mindset.

    We put our pets to sleep to end their suffering. Why should we deny that same comfort to our human loved ones?


Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Comments RSS