Hi skankfaces. Thank Obama that it’s Friday (I’m just getting ahead of the curve for when he is deified, and replaces God). This week has been a douche, wrapped in a bitch, surrounded by a mother fucker, tucked into a whale’s vagina. That last sentence also conveniently contains all of the words that wiser and wiserbud was asked not to use for his first radio show that will be airing this Saturday at 2pm next Saturday, January 18th, at noon. You can find it here.
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This song is weird, so I’m sure that Sean will like it and the rest of you old farts will be confused.
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Today’s model might actually be the hottest piece of ass to grace this dignified weekly…evah! Her name is Rosie Roff and she hails from the country that brought forth, upon this continent, a great set of tits and smokin’ hot body. She was discovered while walking around on the beach in a bikini and has since put her condemnable assets on view for cold hard cash. Her grandparents will be so proud!
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I think it’s time that we ask Cyn where she’s been. Cyn, darling, where the fuck have you been? While our lurkers certainly appreciate the recipes, gardening tips, dog barf, workout slamming and defense, and cheese banter, you add a certain je ne said quoi that can’t be rivaled. Work can wait, come play with us.
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49 BC – Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon, signaling the start of civil war.
236 – Pope Fabian succeeds Anterus to become the twentieth pope of Rome.
1475 – Stephen III of Moldavia defeats the Ottoman Empire at the Battle of Vaslui.
1645 – Archbishop William Laud is beheaded at the Tower of London.
1776 – Thomas Paine publishes his pamphlet Common Sense.
1791 – The Siege of Dunlap’s Station begins near Cincinnati during the Northwest Indian War.
1861 – American Civil War: Florida secedes from the Union.
1990 – Time Warner is formed by the merger of Time Inc. and Warner Communications.
2005 – A mudslide occurs in La Conchita, California, killing 10 people, injuring many more and closing U.S. Route 101.
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Men: If that last picture doesn’t do anything for you, I think it’s time to consider buying some lube and an anal dilation kit because you may as well just face the truth. You are as to BBF as Reggie Love is to our President’s little licorice stick.
Women: Have you consider the fairer sex? From what I can gather Ms Roff won’t leave any floss stuck between with you teeth after you dine at the Y.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
First!
And, I will be in my bunk…
Wow, MJ. Who helped you with this poat? It wasn’t Rosetta, either.
I like Scott Walker/Nikki Haley.
I doubt it will happen, but I like them both.
I like Walker, too, but I don’t see him running.
She seems nice.
I’m guessing we’re going to get a Lena Dunham post from Ace today.
Can’t wait.
http://tinyurl.com/ps59tos
I can’t decide if the country will snap back to looking for competency, or if we’ve entered the American Idol stage of politics permanently.
I still think Hillary will lose. She sucks at campaigning.
THose pictures of her at DeBlasio’s coronation? Yikes. What the hell happened to her face?
I mean, it’s never been pleasant, but it’s taken a nosedive.
Who?
Hey, Pups, how’s your weight loss challenge going?
http://tinyurl.com/l7nuwcn
Hillary.
Sometimes Ace doesn’t go after an obvious target but I sure hope he does. To say you need professional help if you’re not “into her” is like a Daily Mail troll deal.
Nice job, MJ.
Hillary was trying bangs in the DeBlasio pic and oh man, with a face like that nothing is going to help. That bitch has had work done too. Also she needs to whiten her teeth. Someone did a closeup of her teeth in that pic and….yikes.
Oh, her.
She’s really ugly and has a shrill voice. And she’s a shitty politician/campaigner.
Her competition sucks, though. Biden? Cuomo? Cory Booker? Hickenlooper? They’re all DOA.
Wait a minute, is that stupid song MJ linked about the “white rider” screwing the Indians? OFFS.
I’m giving you a thumbs down for that idiotic song.
Hey, Roamie, I had a long dream about you last night, but as with most dreams, now that I’ve been awake for a while, I’ll be damned if I can remember what it was about. I do remember that your kids were in it, which is weird because I’ve not met your kids.
How come feminists become damsels in distress the minutes someone doesn’t agree with them? It’s not very feminist of them.
Wait a minute, is that stupid song MJ linked about the “white rider” screwing the Indians? OFFS.
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hahahaha. I didn’t even notice. I just liked the song.
Good job, MJ.
These are kind of interesting…or not:
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/5minute_arguments/spenglers_universal_laws.php
I’m still liking Perry. Anyone else got a favorite this far out?
Walker or Pence. Still holding out a shred of hope for Jindal.
Thanks Pepe. How’s Penelope?
Jindal is toast. He’s stiff as a the first lady’s dick.
Yeah, stiff like Lincoln was.
You’ve heard the expression “hit the wall”? The first wall is when you wouldn’t do her unless you were married to her. The second is when you wouldn’t do her unless she’d been a good mother to your children.
Hillary has hit the 3rd wall.
Yes, this will happen:
http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/01/how-long-before-clinton-machine-turns-robert-gates-into-trailer-trash/
uh oh….this “hit the wall” deal sounds all to plausible.
Hotspur, the Dream-Beaminator is working!!! Mwahahahaha!!!
-inator machines are probably only funny if you’ve seen Phineas and Ferb.
Holy fuck. 74,000 jobs added in December, but a .3ppt drop in the UE rate.
Obama created a permanent, dependent class of a few million working age adults with increases in welfare.
Fuck him sideways.
Penelope is doing better. Mainly from forcing her to eat and drink yesterday. Went in to Socorro, 34 miles away, to pick up her prescriptions yesterday. Of course, they only had one of them, so someone will have to go back again today and pick up the other one. This after we called in to make sure they were there. Will call in again today before we go in. Grumble.
Good to hear, Pepe.
Jindal is toast. He’s stiff as a the first lady’s dick.
He certainly was for the SotU response, but I know he doesn’t speak like that on his own behalf, so I have this shred of hope. He’s got the right bio, governs a traditionally democratic southern state. Eh.
This after we called in to make sure they were there.
This pisses me off, and I have 2 blocks to go. 34 miles and I’d be threatening people’s lives.
I looked into it a little bit, but has anyone else had experience with over the counter antibiotics? There has to be a better was to treat strep and things like that, without having to go to the doc. Penicillin isn’t that dangerous.
Yes, this will happen:
What difference, at this point, does it make?
I know you can get antibiotics OTC in foreign countries such as Mexico and South American countries (not sure which ones). In Europe the OTC antibiotics are dispensed by pharmacists trained to be a bit more clinically oriented. In the US you can get veterinary versions of all your favorites!
“In the US you can get veterinary versions of all your favorites!”
How exactly?
Happy Spindletop Day to all my fellow Texans
Most important day in the history of Texas..
Plus, with boobs..
Yes indeed. So I don’t spend money on a trip to the doctor next time I have sinusitus, and just need a quick regimen to clear it up.
That is most of my doctor trips.
I like him, but he’s a career politician from his early 20s. He never speaks plainly; it’s always in political buzzwords which is frustrating.
Remember when this guy was considered a conservative?
http://twitchy.com/2014/01/07/sen-jeff-flake-disses-robert-gates-for-dissing-obama-conservatives-slam/
My brother lived in Louisiana when Jindal was elected. Everyone down there loves him.
From Michelle Obama’s Mirror:
http://tinyurl.com/mlppx8f
Flake caught herpes from John McCain
You can still get Chloromycin OTC down over the border
It’s the nastiest antibiotic ever
I’m at work on my iPhone now Mare. I’ll get you a link when I get home later.
Whatever you do, don’t take old tetracycline. I forget if it causes liver or kidney damage (too lazy to look up), but it’s bad.
Is chloromycin chlorine mixed with mushrooms? Sounds awful.
Besides looking at this stud, I met my husband on this beach. Duke Kahanamoku beach
http://tinyurl.com/kuy53ts.
Does mare have multiple Twitter accounts? I swear this is her:
Do I even want to know what an Economic “promise zone” is? Or is this just going to make me drink more?
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Heather (@hboulware) January 09, 2014
Cool, thanks Jimbro!
Tweet of the year:
We already have a #PromiseZone. It’s called Texas. #txlege #txgov #tcot #txgop @TexasGop @TexasYRs
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Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) January 10, 2014
Yes, Jay, that does sound like me.
I “accidentally” have two twitter accounts. I don’t have original comments, usually just retweet or favorite great stuff from other people. Anyone know how to consolidate accounts?
Should this be handed out with EBT cards? EBT? I don’t even know the acronym.
http://www.sparkpeople.com/blog/blog.asp?post=what_20_will_buy_at_the_drivethru_and_at_the_supermarket
Huh, our 820 am station that carries Rush followed by Hannity now has Rush followed by Savage and Hannity has moved to 660 am.
Can’t imagine that there is a lot of overlap of Rush/Savage.
http://dailynightly.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/09/22246107-the-salute-seen-around-the-world-revisited
Hooray for natural boobies.
Comment by MJ on January 10, 2014 9:47 am
I’m guessing we’re going to get a Lena Dunham post from Ace today.
What did that idiot do now? I can’t get AoSHQ at work, so I have to live vicariously through other people.
Here you go, Alex:
From Drudge
http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/01/09/girls-producers-defend-nudity/
Read the whole thing.
http://nationalreview.com/node/367903/print
Mare, same here with talk radio. I’m ecstatic they got rid of Geraldo.
Mare, thanks.
I’ve seen a little bit of the show while traveling, and I have to wonder if it’s not some giant joke to see how much they can insult the left. The characters are reprehensible, with no redeeming characteristics, and the whole thing seems to make fun of a certain type of left-wing twenty-something.
i read that yesterday Hotspur. HOrrible
National review is down.
“Getting rid of Geraldo”
Now there’s a TV special I would watch, at least the last 5 minutes. They could do a vote thing on how to get rid of him. “Dial “5” for a cage full of wild dogs”
So I don’t spend money on a trip to the doctor next time I have sinusitus, and just need a quick regimen to clear it up.
Do you have to see the doctor every single time? I thought doctors were okay with seeing you once a year and calling in prescriptions for you for regular problems – like if you have a history of sinusitis.
Greetings, people who better check themselves before they wriggety-wreck themselves.
Can someone please summarize what a ‘promise zone’ is.
Thank you nice person.
Can someone please summarize what a ‘promise zone’ is.
Thank you nice person.
Stealth regionalism.
The doctor won’t fill the prescription without going in, beasn. It’s like twice a year, maybe, but still a pain.
promise zone = payoff zone
promise zone = vote farming
promise zone = crony kickbacks
Rinse and repeat
Hi. I’m new to this blog. The one I used to browse on Friday’s mostly featured portly Asian accountants or European plowhorses for models, but this blog clearly appreciates the finer points of chest cans and how to best show them.
Well done.
Don’t encourage him.
Just as much promise as the one that if we like our doctor, we can keep our doctor. Like I said on FB, we’d be better off flushing money down the toilet because at least flushing the toilet is a good habit to have, rather than create even more gov’t dependency.
The one I used to browse on Friday’s mostly featured portly Asian accountants or European plowhorses for models,
Which you would hit like Mare hits the wine cabinet, if they shook it in your face.
“Which you would hit like Mare hits the wine cabinet, if they shook it in your face.”
Oh please, I have more resp… nah, you’re right.
Please make a point to go see Lone Survivor. The best war movie of all time (my opinion). Worth every penny and every minute.
It looks good, and I hear that there is actual SEAL training footage, to make the story believable.
I’ll be first in line when I get a chance on Sunday.
No. War is immoral.
I think it’s neat how we can have movies celebrating the heroism of our men and women in uniform so long as there’s a Democrat in the White House.
Yeah.
Peter Berg is also a very fair director. He was a good choice for this one.
Heh. Check out the correction at the bottom…
http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/mediawire/235516/many-americans-cant-recognize-cbs-anchor-brian-williams/
Funding Hollywood is immoral.
That too.
Marcus will hunt you down and and shoot you in the face for not watching this movie.
With a bazooka, too!
For Mare
http://www.campingsurvival.com/fishantibiotics.html
Caveat emptor and stuff
At least buy some books about tropical fishes on amazon to keep the NSA off your back
They sell bovine antibiotics at Tractor Supply. You can use them for chickens with sinus infections, but the chickens need to eat them rather than have them injected like the cow would.
I’m sure humans could take them in suppository form or something.
What do you mean by “or something”?
Huffing
Hypothetically,Jimbro, are there big differences between Amoxicillin, penicillin, Ampicillin, etc?
Just depends on the organism and the resistance. Ampicillin is good for some urinary infections. Cephalexin for skin infections. Penicillin for respiratory. Lots of resistant strains out there though.
http://www.survivalblog.com/2013/11/so-you-bought-fish-antibiotics-now-what-by-tx-er-doc.html
War is always moral. Unless you lose. Then it’s immoral.
What do you mean by “or something”?
He could lube up a digital foreign object with it.
Hmm, what -cillin is good for a hangover?
Stinky feet?
I’ll bet that young lady could raise a man from the dead!
Thanks, Jimbro!!
“No. War is immoral.”
Huh? What Bible do you read?
I’ve removed mare as the header and replaced it with a wonderful set of tits.
War is only moral when the alternatives are worse.
Living under a communist monarchy, for instance, would be just cause. Or possibly an oligarchy run by the Illuminati.
The new header is immoral.
You can’t fool me
Those are Lena Dunham’s hairy boobs
My chest might have used to look like that when I was flabby. I say “might have” because I didn’t take my shirt off with the lights on back then.
Self defense is moral. Period.
I like a hairy chest, but I prefer the stomach to be smaller than the chest and the chest not requiring a bra.
But we all have our likes and dislikes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)
Rayciss!
No, really, I just read it and it’s right up there with some of the Nazi stuff about sub-humans and untermensch.
Turning the other cheek is moral.
very nice model today. Quite fetching.
And someone, somewhere, is sick of her bullshit.
And the show doesn’t start until the 18th.
I guess it’s official, since the promos will start running next week.
I always wondered what I looked like sleeping….
http://tinyurl.com/kekdxgy
Hotspur, you absolutely have that quote understanding wrong. But nice try. Dennis Prager explained that tired little deal quite nicely. Check him out.
And someone, somewhere, is sick of her bullshit.
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Hahahaha.
He probably wished for her to grow a mute button on his birthday.
Gawd, I don’t even think the moobs are funny. I gotta change that.
I only have two cheeks. Slap both, and it’s clobberin’ time.
Hmm. Gifs don’t work as headers. Boo.
http://www.dennisprager.com/jesus-was-no-leftist/
And the Catholic New Times also addresses this issue.
>> Huh? What Bible do you read?
The one that has both just and unjust wars in it. Same as everybody else.
Or moral and immoral if you prefer.
Robert Klein was on the Dennis Miller show today and I have never heard so much garbled, talking points nonsense in a long time and that’s saying something.
He’s an idiot. Not one original or semi-original thought. He might be a big boozer and maybe he hits the drug cabinet on a regular basis. But wow, embarrassing, he wouldn’t shut up.
I got up at the crack of noon for this?
I just got a CT tax refund debit card in the mail.
Hoo Boy THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!
* activates card *
* retrieves log in info *
* retrieves old password *
Available funds? 27 cents.
HA! It probably cost them $7 to generate that crap to you Scott.
I bet there was a fee to activate the card too.
Cyn!
http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/columnists/howie_carr/2014/01/carr_deval_patrick_should_do_chris_christie_dance
Next 9-lb. batch of pork belly has just now had bacon cure and herbs applied to it and is resting comfortably in the bottom of the fridge.
The next six months around here is gonna be awesome.
are
And, nice boobs MJ. You know I am a straight-up strongly hetero girly-girl, but after a couple margaritas I might try to make a baby with that lady.
EMJAY!
(And sadly, I’m gone again)
Yep.
I’d hit that too.
me too
I am going to spend 26 cents, destroy the card, and see what happens.
SCIENCE!
That’s like dividing by zero.
Fight the power!
Laura, how is your dog doing today? Is his tummy settled?
Dennis Prager is immoral.
I woke up every few hours last night to ply him with water, until he started getting pissed at me for waking him.
Put him back on broth this morning (with added pinches of potassium salt and regular salt) and he was obviously feeling better in short order. Three bowls of broth and he has had about half his normal feed today and no barfing.
He is becoming his asshole self again. T-boned me thrice in the kitchen already today. I really hate him.
You know I am a straight-up strongly hetero girly-girl, but after a couple margaritas I might try to make a baby with that lady.
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I’m confused. You mean like this?
http://is.gd/zaM46K
They are fake correct? I couldn’t quite tell, but if there is a woman built like this in real life, I’d like to take her to dinner.
Geoff is back with a raging chartness. http://is.gd/C1PFVI
You see any Recovery Summers in there? Me neither.
Rum found it’s way to some Pepsi Throwback, and the two of them are now canoodling with some ice. It’s a Friday miracle.
And Andrea Tantaros just finished listing her favorite WWF wrestlers.
Like a screen door in a cat 7 hurricane.
That’s a good chart.
Laura, here’s a bit of depressing info.
Assuming we ever get another GOP President, the improvement in the economy will actually *raise* the unemployment rate, as formerly discouraged workers re-enter the job seeking pool.
Oddly, it’s a good economic sign, but the press with ruthlessly tout it to damage any GOP politician.
Assuming we ever get another GOP President, the improvement in the economy will actually *raise* the unemployment rate, as formerly discouraged workers re-enter the job seeking pool.
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By that time people will be conditioned to welfare. It’s a permanent new Obamaclass of people, I think.
Glad your dog is feeling like a dick again.
Spatula?
Ace kills it on the podcast.
I guess all the politicians and their underlings around here like each other because I got to work early.
Hah! Thanks Dave.
I think Geoff’s new chart is fucking devastating and should be pimped far and wide. It is as clear as a clarion blast.
>>> I think Geoff’s new chart is fucking devastating and should be pimped far and wide.
I’m on it!!!
>>>I am going to spend 26 cents, destroy the card, and see what happens.
Yer a rebel!
>>>but if there is a woman built like this in real life, I’d like to take her to dinner.
A woman like that would destroy you and leave nothing but little tiny pieces of MJ scattered in her wake
worth it
And great news about bubba.
The beatings shall commence immediately, I assume….
>>>worth it
Totally
Wiser, check the exit music on the podcrap for bumper music for your show.
>>>>Wiser, check the exit music on the podcrap for bumper music for your show.
Hehehehe… Yeah… No. I kinda want to keep this gig for at least one season
Hehehehe… Yeah… No. I kinda want to keep this gig for at least one
seasondayGuess y’all missed my cameo on the podcast, huh?
>>>day
True.
I think Geoff’s new chart is fucking devastating and should be pimped far and wide. It is as clear as a clarion blast.
I think it should be titled “Intransigent Do-Nothing Congress Hatin’ on a Black Man.” Or “Tea Party Racism,” if you’re looking for brevity.
Sean kilt it.
No, it was Tea Party Racism.
I’d title it “Rape Culture”, or maybe “Male Privilege”. That might ensure wider distribution.
Five Charts Every Millennial Should Be Studying-Rolling Stone
Why Leon started riding the subway…………
Add some animated gifs demonstrating how “Obama is all _____” in reaction to the numbers and shop it to Buzzfeed.
Nice.
Glad that Penelope is feeling better. Stupid Socorro. Happy that lauraws spatula is back in action.
>>>Five Charts Every Millennial Should Be Studying-Rolling Stone
Already have it printed out and was planning a segment about it.
I’m pretty sure there’s not a lot of cross-over between my hypothetical audience and the HQs
Member was asking Diego where the “Ground Chunks” were. Diego didn’t know what the guy was talking about. Guy told Diego to “Go back to fucking Mexico and learn English!” Meat manager was finally able to figure out that the guy was looking for “Ground beef patties”. We’ve all been calling Diego a “Mojado”
My mom always said “Chuck” was the name of the steer.
And that he was HYOOOGE.
If I was any whiter, I’d be see-thru and I’ve never heard of “Ground Chunks.” You can tell Diego that.
Even Ground Chuck without the patties could have led to a rational conversation. Diego is still too upset for us to joke with him about it. Diego speaks less Spanish than I do.
>>>>I’d title it “Rape Culture”, or maybe “Male Privilege”. That might ensure wider distribution.
“PIV=rape: proof positive”
Lo siento mucho, Diego.
Could also just label the chart “John Scalzi”, but that’s a bit of an in-joke.
>>>Could also just label the chart “John Scalzi”, but that’s a bit of an in-joke.
I should do what I did previously, tweet a link to it with subjects like “Justin Bieber comes out of the closet!”
Perfect!
*awards Wiser a Nobel
*awards Wiserbud a Razzy
I’m always amazed by the way people think it is OK to treat people in service industries. A guy wanted to shop for a school group without being a Member. I explained the Day Pass Upcharge to him. He called me a Bitch and demanded to speak to a manager. First 2 managers had my back. Club Manager passed him through. $20.
>> Guess y’all missed my cameo on the podcast, huh?
You too?
Katy Perry signed for Anchorman 3! http://tinyurl.com/ndurnyv
@WiserMeany: NJ Gov. Chris Christie to resign over new #Bridgegate emails! http://t.co/r17jRVQHw9
Kanye West becomes ambassador to Cuba!.
Emma Watson Sex Tape Leaked!
Mitt Romney goes on Racist Tirade!
Pope says ordaining Women is Okay!
Sooooo, Penelope is feeling better since she drank Gatorade and ate something yesterday.
Pepe: * at 2:30 notices she’s looking a little lethargic again.* Have you been drinking?
Penelope: Yes, I had some water.
Pepe: Did you eat anything?
Penelope: Yes.
Pepe: What?
Penelope: I had some toast (That I made this morning because she always burns it)
Pepe: ONE PIECE OF TOAST ALL DAY?????
Penelope: I feel fine.
Pepe: That’s ’cause you ate yesterday!!! *fixes her chicken noodle soup and forces her to eat it*
Penelope: *looks better*
JTFC what does it take for her to learn? I’m doing ranch stuff, knifemaking stuff, and now I have to monitor her constantly, Aaaarggghhh.
On a side note, the pharmacy in Socorro still didn’t get the medicine today, but it will be in tomorrow, swearsies.
Oooh, I like the mitt Romney one
*Side-eyes Pepe* Have you been talking to Dan?
You should shame her for her anorexia, Pepe. Ask about her modeling career.
Hilarious gif of a woman getting hit in the face by hot dogs!
http://returnofqueens.com/michelle-obama-is-the-antithesis-of-femininity/
Leon, you need a twitter account
When I was a little girl I wished my mom and dad had named me Penelope. It’s so pretty.
(all stupid aside I hope she heals up soon. And I do like that name)
worth it
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No question.
John Boehner’s Gay Affair, Exposed!
Scott Walker Jokes About Starving Urban Blacks!
New Photos of Live Colossal Squid!
I use my maiden name as my middle initial. Porter. Friends were guessing what the “P” stood for. My new name: Constance Penelope. I was called “Penny” for years by co-workers.
I thought the girl from this post was hot. Not so.
Check this out.
http://is.gd/C1PFVI
Leon, you need a twitter account
I don’t even understand twitter, so that seems like a bad idea.
When I was a little girl I wished my mom and dad had named me Penelope. It’s so pretty.
One word: plastics.
I don’t understand it either! I’m like Mare. I “Favorite” and “Retweet”
Breaking Bad sequel series announced… Bryan Cranston RETURNING as Walter White!
>>>I don’t even understand twitter, so that seems like a bad idea.
I didn’t either at first, but it’s really fun once in a while, especially for things like this.
Your earlier joke links would make perfect tweets
I’m finally watching Supernatural on NetFlix. Amy Acker guest-stars in episode 3. Homina.
Leon:
http://xbradtc.com/2009/04/20/load-heat-42/
XBrad, if you haven’t watched The Cape, well, it’s not great. But Summer Glau is in it and well-wardrobed.
I likes me some Amy Acker.
*goes back to talking baseball with Andy on FB
I just went to the archives, and incredibly, Summer Glau has never been featured on LH.
That is incredible. Serious oversight.
Summer Glau looks like a twelve year old kid
I beg to differ, Dave.
http://tinyurl.com/lynky8a
That’s weird, b-rad. How did she slip through the cracks?
Comment by osoloco11 on January 10, 2014 8:14 pm
I use my maiden name as my middle initial
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Your maiden name was Benghazi?
Hmmm, you can’t see Summer’s weird bubble forehead in that pic.
Proof that Benghazi attacks were a direct result of “Innocence of Muslims”!
Okay, I’m done.
Sean, she’s such an obvious choice, I just always presume I *did* feature her.
Like I said, I just went into the archives looking for her. I was absolutely certain there was a link I could post here. Nope!
that and what Pepe said, her fivehead.
Ok, but in Firefly she looked like a 12 year old kid and that’s my only point of reference.
I stand corrected.
Leon, yer doing it wrong.
You need to get the LIVs to click on the link.
See, Wiser, *that’s* how you argue with Dave.
You guys are marketing geniuses.
Leftists would click that, they still believe that bullshit.
Speaking of marketing geniuses…
Pepe, I hope to one day retire the “Benghazi”
>>>See, Wiser, *that’s* how you argue with Dave.
Arguing with Dave is like kissing your sister.
When did you kiss my sister?
>>You guys are marketing geniuses.
You keep bringing the product, we’ll sell it.
What’s the hit count?
>>>When did you kiss my sister?
I kissed PJM once. I figure it’s pretty close.
How many kids did that cause?
>> Arguing with Dave is like kissing your sister.
It’s all one way cause the sister is bored?
Wiser, Andy likes the Braves & the Cubs. He attends BooSux games with Jack. (That can be forgiven) Can we/you
ban him for the Braves/Cubs dealio?
From sidebar at Ace’s.
Waves to Laura.
What’s the hit count?
On that post it’s only 256. the Aceolanch hasn’t come through like it usually does. But that’s OK – the folks at Ace’s are seeing it there.
>>>Can we/you
ban him for the Braves/Cubs dealio?
Sorry, oso. I only ban those who piss me off.
Your feelings mean nothing to me.
See: KKA screed
I like the Cubs, can’t stand the Braves.
>>>It’s all one way cause the sister is bored?
if she’s kissing me, she is.
>>>How many kids did that cause?
I was smart. I wore a tonguedom
The good way to get hits on your blog, not Ace’s, is to put it in the sidebar.
In 10,000 years when aliens dig up our giant-asteroid-dust covered world and they log onto this blog they are going to think, “Man, that wiserbud guy was a total fucking douche”.
And “ZOMG the Sean, geoff, leon and xbrad lemon party is disgusting in 875 galaxies”.
Also “That Rosetta guy was a goddamn kickass fucking awesome genius.”
Lastly “Your mom.”
Faaack! If he liked the Dodgers he would have the suckiest teams in the history of suck!
>> if she’s kissing me, she is.
Stop repeating me.
Hello, Rosetta.
Who the fuck is the new guy?
Daisy, Henry, and Floyd pics. Chop Chop.
Hello Dave in Texas,
That Hawaiian shirt makes your enormous vagina look enormous.
>>>Also “That Rosetta guy was a goddamn kickass fucking awesome genius.”
Proof that there is not intelligent life on other planets
It’s a Georgia O’Keefe limited edition.
I’m selling life insurance now. Do you have a couple hours to talk?
>>>On that post it’s only 256. the Aceolanch hasn’t come through like it usually does. But that’s OK – the folks at Ace’s are seeing it there.
Well, I linked to the IB post on twitter, so … there’s my awesome power at work.
*cough
“That Rosetta guy was a goddamn kickass fucking awesome genius.”
His failure to find a cure for gonorrhea-induced baldness notwithstanding.
>>>Stop repeating me.
Stop repeating you?
You got two hits from me.
>>>Who the fuck is the new guy?
That would have much funnier from BCoch.
I’m not sure i even know how to post anymore. I’m certain WordPress 39.0 sucks sweaty gorilla balls.
ossobucco, if make you a completely profane, disgusting and inappropriate comment about Dave I’ll do a post with bulldogs. Or at least I’ll attempt to.
DiT loves to visit the Georgia O’Keefe museum. He’s all about the vajayjay.
If you do a post about bulldogs I will read it next week.
ROSETTA! WE NEED TO KNOW YOUR EXERCISE SCHEDULE AND DIET AND GARDENING PLANS IMMEDIATELY!!!!
His failure to find a cure for gonorrhea-induced baldness notwithstanding.
It’s comments like this why everyone in 875 galaxies hates you.
Two Girls, One Pup.
http://tinyurl.com/lvrqrpn
>>>DiT loves to visit the Georgia O’Keefe museum. He’s all about the vajayjay.
It’s either that or watch Paranormal Activity in the dark
Maybe, but in #876 I. AM. A. GOD.
>>>Maybe, but in #876 I. AM. A. GOD.
A God, not the God.
ROSETTA! WE NEED TO KNOW YOUR EXERCISE SCHEDULE AND DIET AND GARDENING PLANS IMMEDIATELY!!!!
I’ve had those published here so you can buy them online:
http://tinyurl.com/ctg93yj
A portion of the proceeds go to H.M.A.
It’s a polytheistic galaxy. Who am I to argue?
>>>A portion of the proceeds go to H.M.A.
There is no way in hell I am contributing to your son’s reassignment surgery.
You freak
Two Girls, One Pup.
http://tinyurl.com/lvrqrpn
Gross.
Georgia O’Keefe was creepy
Hey Da Doo Run Run, how many times has your house burned to the ground in the last year? Round to the nearest dozen.
>>>Georgia O’Keefe was creepy
Says the man who is petrified by the V
Her museum is in SF. SF had the gun in the vajayjay story. DiT needs to visit The City Different.
Dave has seen a V?
>>>Dave has seen a V?
He hates that dream
Rosetta is proof that Yakub created the White Man.
Dave? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rRn8kM4-ds
If I had not gotten drunk with Rosetta on his porch numerous times, at this point, I would think he’s nothing more than another of MJ’s sockpuppets.
MareJ?
I love Yakub Smirnub.
In Soviet Russia chicken chokes you!
Rosetta, my brotha!
>>>
He is a creative little fuck.
I would not be surprised if MJ hired the entire “Rosetta family” as a con
Worst guitar ever
http://tinyurl.com/mf9mtjw
Rosetta predates MJ. Unless that is part of the “Con”
If I had not gotten drunk with Rosetta on his porch numerous times, at this point, I would think he’s nothing more than another of MJ’s sockpuppets.
I thought Michael Jackson died. No?
>>>Rosetta, my brotha!
WTF??!!?!?!
Did I miss some “old-timers day” call?
What’s shaking, turkey bacon?
I have it on good authority that Rosetta actually owns pen and paper, and will occaisionally rent out Floyd so he can pay an illegal immigrant to write letters to people for him.
It’s so hard to write when you’re zipped up tight in a pleather hosenphucker suit.
I went to the Georgia O’ Keefe museum in Santa Fe with my 8 year old daughter a couple of years ago
It was very vajay loaded..
Worst guitar ever
You sure about that?
Worst marital aid ever
http://tinyurl.com/mf9mtjw
>>I thought Michael Jackson died. No?
awwwwwww, lookit you……
It’s so cute, you pretending not to be a lurker…..
Did I miss some “old-timers day” call?
That’s what you get for not being on FaceDoucheChimpNuts.
Oso lit up the Rosetta signal.
I had no idea it was possible to make a backlit silhouette of a rubber fist so clearly recognizable.
>>>>Rosetta predates MJ. Unless that is part of the “Con”
See: long con
Hello Lawbitch!
How has 2014 pleasured you thus far?
See: long con
Just don’t see the Argentinian Lake Duck.
I just can’t listen to all that sobbing again.
long con van hugenwrong
>>>>That’s what you get for not being on FaceDoucheChimpNuts.
Sorry, but I’m not a attention-hungry 13-year-old, so I don’t have a Facecock page
>>>>Oso lit up the Rosetta signal.
So, Rosetta IS an attention-hungry 13-year-old girl?
I don’t know about pleasure, but I’m not dead yet.
Have Floyd’s emmissions been regulated by the EPA yet?
long con van hugenwrong
That’s a rape right there.
**tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Promise Zone”**
>>>long con van hugenwrong
btw, BBF….. Better than it’s ever been.
Jus’ saying
long con van hugenwrong
Leave Chris Christie out of this.
>> You sure about that?
It’s the worst because it *flies*
Well, hello there.
Next one to comment has to clean up Floyd’s “present”.
Just don’t see the Argentinian Lake Duck.
Hahahahahaha! There are probably 1,000 jokes I’ve forgotten and that was one.
http://tinyurl.com/335e3qw
Rich!
*hides pennies*
>>>Well, hello there.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
I confess. I lit up the Rosetta signal. Now, I’m having to explain Hostage/Moron to RL people. I don’t care. Rosie is much loved and missed. I regret nothing.
*waits for sohos to comment, with a fistful of pennies equaling $5.47….
FACK! I could’ve just lit up the Hostages on FB without making myself look like a loon.
Now all we need is a joke thread…
Like “Obama Promises No One Wants” or something like that….
The gheyness of this website just went up 500%!
*waits for forged rite to comment, holding a sledgehammer behind my back…
**tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Promise Zone”**
*strips Rocket Chick naked, gives her Obamacare*
http://tinyurl.com/kwkt3ue
*waits for PattyAnn to comment….
*still waiting
*dammit
I can’t believe Rich is still alive.
ASSPENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
“WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!”
Sign of the Apocalypse, I’m sure.
So, what’s been happening in your lives my brothers and sisters?
Nevermind, don’t care. Nice tits this week MJ.
Where are the dead hookers at?
Rosie, have you visited http://animosityinternational.wordpress.com/ ?
Anyone else still occasionally get LinkedIn requests from PA?
Wiser – I got one today. Makes me sad.
Anyone else still occasionally get LinkedIn requests from PA?
Not as often as I used to.
*waits for PattyAnn to comment….
*still waiting
Awwww, don’t make me cry, dammit. I saw a new pic of Sam Elliott yesterday and thought of her.
>>>>So, what’s been happening in your lives my brothers and sisters?
Well, actually, there’s been some pretty cool stu…..
>>>>Nevermind, don’t care. Nice tits this week MJ.
Oh.
Never mind then.
Where the hell is TBOM?
How many of these are Rosetta? Over/under is set at 4
http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx
Alive, but barely. Just been lurking and preparing for the end times.
Let’s move to Colorado and gets stoned. Who’s with me??
It’s the worst because it *flies*
Anything will fly if you throw it hard enough.
>>>Wiser – I got one today. Makes me sad.
Weird, isn’t it?
Almost hate saying no.
I was trying to be a gentleman and not comment on MJ’s tits.
I forgot where I was. My bad.
Rosie, have you visited http://animosityinternational.wordpress.com/ ?
Had not before now but I like it. Fuck other people.
>>>Where are the dead hookers at?
Under the coke.
D’uh
>>>I was trying to be a gentleman and not comment on MJ’s tits.
He’s really been trying to hide them.
Fucking loser
Let’s move to Colorado and gets stoned. Who’s with me??
Move? When I pass fifty medical marijuana and recreational marijuana shops between my house and the closest supermarket?
Cha.
I’m off to Michigan tomorrow to kiss a little girl (No, not Leon).
Anything will fly if you throw it hard enough.
There’s no way that’s a true statement.
>>>Let’s move to Colorado and gets stoned. Who’s with me??
WE COULD LIVE IN GEOFF’S BASEMENT!!!
That would be so cool….
He’s really been trying to hide them.
Fucking loser
The nerve of some people…
I’m not little.
>>>How many of these are Rosetta? Over/under is set at 4
I so wish it wasn’t such a bitch to click on links on my iPhone….
Oh, contraire, mon fere!
There’s no way that’s a true statement.
Truth? You expect truth?
>> Let’s move to Colorado and gets stoned. Who’s with me??
At $325 an ounce plus tax?
You go first.
I’m not little.
Of course you aren’t, Tiny. Grandpa was just joshing you. Now run and get a step stool so you can reach the battery compartment on his Hoveround and teach him a lesson.
MCPO, check your inbox.
>>>I’m off to Michigan tomorrow to kiss a little girl
You mean “the cutest little girl EVAH!!”
Seriously, DG is an angel. Love her to death and haven’t even met her yet.
Kinda like Daisy
Who is the new chick?
At $325 an ounce plus tax?
You go first.
The authorities here don’t tax blackmarket sales, and once it is in the rolling papers, it isn’t like it is disinguishable from the taxed stuff.
“WE COULD LIVE IN GEOFF’S BASEMENT!!!”
Shhhh….Already there. I raid the fridge after everyone goes to bed.
Our weather here is like a snowman took a big dump and then peed on us.
Much like wiserbud’s prom date.
>>>Who is the new chick?
It’s another one of MJ’s socks.
Ignore it
>>>Shhhh….Already there. I raid the fridge after everyone goes to bed.
They got any ice cream? I’d kill for some ice cream….
“MCPO, check your inbox.”
Gross.
Much like wiserbud’s prom date.
He paid extra for that.
MJ is little, I’m just short.
Who is the new chick?
Hahahahaha. That’s the same comment you’ve made the last 10 times I’ve commented.
WRITE SOME NEW MATERIAL!
http://tinyurl.com/nafh5s
>>>a snowman took a big dump and then peed on us.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT???
>>>Truth? You expect truth?
You can’t handle the truth!
Rosetta made the ONT.
MCPO, check your diaper.
MJ is little, I’m just short.
That’s what she said.
Meanwhile here in CA, crystal clear blue skies, and 70 degrees. It’s a good thing no one has a job because then we’d be stuck inside all day workin’ and shit and not enjoying the great outdoors.
It’s not a diaper! It’s a discreet absorbent garment for occasional adult incontinence!!
Alright, I got important stuff to do.
Important stuff.
*looks for icecream
It’s 35F here.
*goes outside in shorts and bare feet
http://tinyurl.com/nafh5s
Hahahahaha. All you’re missing is this one.
http://tinyurl.com/mr77qk7
>>>Meanwhile here in CA, crystal clear blue skies, and 70 degrees.
Hey, so great and fuck you sideways….
and now we are at DEFCON 2
Rich, you’ve been a total spook (Racist!) around here.
Where have you been? UNACCEPTABLE!!
MCPO, give DG a smooch for me please.
>>>occasional adult incontinence!!
*snicker
“occasional”
MCPO, rub a balloon on DG for me, for old time sakes. (Safe travels)
>>>Rosetta made the ONT.
You talking the baby/dog video or thud awkward high-fives?
>>>>Rich, you’ve been a total spook (Racist!) around here.
*cough
http://tinyurl.com/mr77qk7
Hahahahahahaha!! Latex de Hosefuarquar.
You know if you put that in the MoMA people would be impressed.
And by “people” I mean “idiots”.
Will do! 🙂
For Rosie, nobody else click:
http://tinyurl.com/kf34lxl
Trust me.
Well, life been sucking. Been trying to tune out, and get my shit together. Other than that, just keeping my head down. Had to go get a real job though so I could put food on the table.
Those hookers tied up in the basement won’t feed themselves ya know.
You talking the baby/dog video or thud awkward high-fives?
I figured he won the air sex champeenship.
Ok, I need to go watch the end of “The Birds” with Heir No. One.
It ain’t my favorite Hitchcock, but if I get him out of the habit of Godzilla movies and stupid Disney channel comedies, it’s a step in the right direction.
Rosie, chezch ur mailbox, dog!
->>>Had to go get a real job though so I could put food on the table.
We call those “Obamajobs”
Welcome to the party.
DUKE LION!!!
YAY!!!!
Best song ever.
I’m going to go work on a post. I’ll be back in 37 hours or never.
Meanwhile watch this home video of BiW.
http://tinyurl.com/ovp9tc6
>>>I’m going to go work on a post.
can’t wait.
seriously, i’m so excited….
can’t waitzzzzzzzzz
My BP suddenly spiked for some reason.
Probably dying.
Good night all, and have a faptastic weekend. Ima gonna watch some idiot box for a while before I hit the hay. Lurk with ya next time.
I guess my job is technically an “Obamajob” since I can’t get FT because of compliance.
Ima gonna watch some idiot box for a while before I hit the hay.
Hey, you’d be none to sharp either if you took punches to the head for a living.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaSEty7IMAAl8H4.jpg:large
I am soooo tired of chatting with TFG voters waiting for their scrips at the Club. FU You voted for this shit.
Wiser,
Have you a Viola at the music store? What is the price-range for a “Non-Piece-Of-Shit” one?
Anita is being curious…
Oso – They bitching about BarryCare?
Yep. Our pharmacist used to be able to help people with scrips etc but not anymore. Very little wiggle room.
>>>What is the price-range for a “Non-Piece-Of-Shit” one?
I will look into that for you.
Maybe about $1k, but that’s a guess
Member saw our liberal return policy in action. Asked me to explain what she just saw. “Don’t they understand that it drives costs up for all of us when they return like that?” Me: No. They don’t care.
>>>Probably dying.
Hey…. Would you mind holding ofv on that for about a week and calling into my show on Saturday to do that?
It would really help me out.
TIA
Wiser,
Thank you.
If she really wants to go there, I would rather that she not be ripped-off.
She managed to find a great video on Youtube, about the difference between Violin and Viola yesterday. It was great!
Cheers!
You people are uncouth and need you some culture and shit..
From the couth people who decided to kill their culture..
>>>Cheers!
I will do some research for you, Chrispy.
So easy to get ripped off on those things, trust me.
See it all the time
Run! http://i.imgur.com/cP1qHB5.jpg
I was ready to say g’night. No way I’ll be sleeping now. Thanks, Scoot!
It’s…it’s full of gingers!
Run! http://i.imgur.com/cP1qHB5.jpg
There’s no point. Your soul is already gone.
Ahem. Reminds everyone that bcock is a Ginger.
I thought that was ccock.
Auburns are not gingers, right?
My dad’s family were auburns.
I shouldn’t make fun of his personality disorder.
Thanks oso.
Good night,
Everyone likes bcoch. blah blah blah. War Damn Eagle TJ.
What can I say? I’m a likable guy.
This thread died early. oso
For such a great BBF
That’s not what AmishDude said
I knew there was a reason I hadn’t been sleeping well lately.
Nite, y’all.
Tried to stay up for what’s-his-name’s post, but ‘nother long day tomorrow.
G’night Wiser. Another early shift tomorrow.
This time I’m for real going to bed. Have I mentioned how Dan turns off the heat when he goes to bed?
I barely made it up my driveway. Many prayers were said.
It’s RAINING. On top of all the other shit. Rain on my driveway. Ugh. I don’t know if I’m going to be able to make it out tomorrow.
What’s “rain?”
New post for people who don’t like to sniff cow farts.
My BP suddenly spiked for some reason.
Probably dying.
Hahahahaha. I know no context for that comment but it’s hilarious.
Great
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