Hi, and welcome to another boring edition of Big Boob Friday. Kick off your boots, pour a drink, and strap in for boobapalooza, brought to you through the wonders of the boobernet.
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I wrote this song last week for a band named GWAR. You’ve heard of them I’m sure, but probably not this song. It’s a bit more melodic than their usual fair, but I convinced them to put it on their album ‘This Toilet Earth.’ What a great group of guys.
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This weeks model is twenty something and comes from the Check Republic (FU SPELLING!!). She has pretty big boobs, likes to get naked, and is paid handsomely for it. I sorta forget her name, so we’re just going to call her Edith Bunker. So please give a nice H2 welcum to the young, lovely, and busty, Edith Bunker!!!!!!!
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Was there anything interesting that happened today? I bet there was! I know, back to the boobernet to find something to post!!!!!
…It turns out that July whatever day it is, was pretty boring. So in place of the usual clap trap that makes it into the weekly titty-wank post Im’ just going to link stupid shit. Same difference? You decide.
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Where has Mare been?
Scottw gassing up the banglar pedo-van.
A dramatic re-enactment of the weekend MCPO spent in the brig.
Bad Pupster! Or is that good… Pupster screwing around on the intertitwebjenkins.
Leon’s kind of a dick.
Car in attends the weekend sport for individuals that enjoy the sexual companionship of those with the same XX or XY chromosomes.
Just an average Saturday morning/Friday night for lauraw.
Does Sam’s carry a hot sauce fountain for corn dogs yet, Oso???
Watch out Beasnsnsnsnsns.
Tushar teaches his anchor babies about the IRS.
Just enjoy the game, xBrad. Perv-o.
Pepe is making drinks this weekend.
Hotspur has absolutely no respect for the author-a-tay.
Silly Romy-frito-pie. Why you so silly???
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That last picture is really wholesome, so all you prude sons of bitches can blow me. And if you’re somehow upset that the 45 90 minutes I spent pasting this POS post together at the last minute didn’t yield a link for you above, you can blow me too. Why don’t you all just blow me, mkay? Mkay. Other than that, have a great weekend!!!!!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Well, my work is done here.
She seems nice.
Nice work, MJ. It appears this week’s model is human female.
Your work is truly done.
my work is done here.
You work?
Well, I see MJ has done his doodie.
Only one category? Really?
Not even a perfunctory Lemon Bear Dick Punch?
She’s got that “girl next door” look, if you live next door to the Rio in Vegas.
Good morning Boobs, and bewbs.
That clam is giving me the willies.
She’s a repeat.
The photo of Edith on the bed has been used before.
Excellent work on the linkies, MJ. America Fuck Yeah.
Xbrad’s link needs fixing (at least for me it didn’t work).
Huh. She doesn’t look a bit like either Jean Stapleton or Carroll O’Connor.
HI CYN
shit, inside voice… hi cyn
She was the big boob model way back on June 28 2013.
LAZY!
Meh, Erica Campbell is a repeat performer, too.
But Edith is no Erica Campbell!
A repeat BBF specimen? How things have fallen. This blog must have Detroit’s finances.
Repeat BBF models are quite common. See “Marie, Kerry.”
If this blog had Detroit’s finances Cyn would be rich, and the rest of us would be selling crack for her.
If this blog had Detroit’s finances Cyn would be rich, and the rest of us would be selling crack for her.
*blinks*
*pockets cash from last night’s drug deal*
A thought as I drove in this morning:
When I was young (teens and 20s), I feared and avoided law enforcement and government types because I routinely ignored, if not outright broke, the law.
As I moved into being an adult, I came to respect and honor police and law enforcement. I realized what a tough and dangerous job they did.
Now, as I approach the end of middle age, I fear and avoid law enforcement and government types because I respect the law, and they routinely ignore, if not outright break, the law.
It is to ponder…..
I would agree with government types breaking the law. However, the police still uphold it. At least in my neck of the woods.
She seems nice.
I have no idea why, but that just made me burst out laughing.
I mean, other than the fact that it was fucking funny
1. I’m not black
2. Spent more than a weekend in the brig
3. I’m not black.
You know what is sad? I knew it was either a repeat BBF or the same photographer as another. How did I know? I remembered the room in the photo with the bed. The room.
This is what homeownership does to a man.
*tears up man card*
Jay:
Shelter in Place – i.e. unlawful detainment/kidnapping
Stop and Frisk – i.e. unlawful search and seizure
Border Checkpoints 30 miles from the border – see above.
Shall issue firearm permits – i.e. violation of 2nd amendment based strictly on whether police like you.
Some police are still honest law enforcement. A majority is not.
1. I’m not black
2. Spent more than a weekend in the brig
3. I’m not black.
Is that your rap song?
Now, as I approach the end of middle age, I fear and avoid law enforcement and government types because I respect the law, and they routinely ignore, if not outright break, the law.
Yup.
Police = union
As I indicated, those aren’t issues in Iowa. Shall issue has caused all sorts of butthurt with the libs here, because now everyone can get a permit! It isn’t a popularity contest here.
I don’t know enough about the Shelter in Place, but the Stop and Frisk isn’t an issue here. In fact more than a few people have escaped once just to be caught again, because of reasonable suspicion not being there in an earlier instance.
Most of our bad cops work in the city.
City cops earn the least.
Time to go see if the General Chicken is worth it today.
They have DWI (allegedly) checkpoints here. Really pisses me off. Has that whole East German “show us your papers” feel. Plus they start asking you questions…”Where are you going?” Where are you coming from?” What’s the weather like there?” I always respond with “Why do you ask?”
They also got caught illegally searching cars. If there was a car they wanted to search, one officer would touch it with a trigger substance, then the canine officer would bring the dog by and the dog would go off on the car. Voila, probable cause to stop and search.
Shall issue has caused all sorts of butthurt with the libs here, because now everyone can get a permit!
Then you and I have a different idea of “Shall issue”. Here in MA, shall issue has been interpreted to mean that the “licensing authority” for each town/city (i.e. local police chief or his designee) MAY issue a license to carry if they want to, but can deny a CCP if they want, simply because they don’t think you are worthy. They MUST issue a permit to own a gun (non-large capacity [> 10 rounds] if you ask, but not a carry permit.
And Jay, I’m not disagreeing with you. What I think we are seeing is that in areas of lower lawlessness like Iowa, the cops are still enforcing and following the law. But in higher crime areas, the cops feel they are losing the battle, and adopt the Left’s “by any means necessary” mindset. Case in point: L.A. or Chicago
Good day, funbag fans.
Plus they start asking you questions…”Where are you going?” Where are you coming from?” What’s the weather like there?” I always respond with “Why do you ask?”
More questions = more opportunities to smell your breath as you answer them.
I am 1/4 Czech. Just sayin’.
Remember the puppeh where his owner would take him into the warm water to ease his arthritus? Well, Schoep has passed. He was 20. Such a good boy.
http://www.today.com/pets/dog-pictured-floating-sleep-owners-arms-has-died-6C10680004
arthritis
more questions = more opportunities for you to give them evidence they will use against you later:
Cop: Where are you coming from?
Me: Visiting my brother in Anytown, CT.
Cop: Where are you going?
Me: Home to OtherTown, MA.
6 months later when you are on trial for murder:
DA: Officer, Did the defendant admit to being near the crime?
Cop: Yes, he told me he had just left that area.
DA: And where was he going?
Cop: He admitted that he was attempting to flee the state.
Fin.
City cops earn the least.
Not sure how ours compares, but in the literacy department, the lowest. They get hired on quota and then are taught to read. True story.
The history podcast I was listening to ended with a profound question:
“Why is there a Belgium?”
Because they don’t want to be france.
No, his point was that Belgium is a nice patch of land, and could be conquered so readily by any determined people, that we have to consider what that says about the softness of the modern age, and whether that represents permanence.
Given that Europe is currently being invaded by Arabs, my guess is no. The funny thing is that the Arab invaders are only marginally tougher than your average Zeta or Crip, and the Belgians/Euros aren’t even really fighting back.
Carin? This must be Carin.
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/07/18/Man-Female-Jogger-Defecates-Next-To-My-House-Repeatedly
Key phrase: malicious fecal distribution.
*pouts
That is so very sad about that dog, beasn.
Here, a video of Jumpy the dog should help. Jumpy is part cattle dog, like mine.
Sorry wiser and wiserbud, not all of us can make the cut.
I saw Malicious Fecal Distribution open for Shart Myself in ’85 at the New haven Yale Bowl…
Random thought….
Are lesbians vag-etarians?
*pouts
why
Boo fucking hoo for the creditors of the City of Detroit. They knew what and whom they were signing contracts with. Shit, many of them were probably crooked as a hound’s hind leg to begin with. Get in bed with cockroaches, expect to get some filth on yourself.
Last night I noticed ads on TV for a new show coming this fall call “Hostages”.
We forgot to file a trademark claim. Cyn, weren’t you suppose to do that?
So AD, MA is a Shall Issue state, but operates like a May Issue state?
That was the conversion in Iowa. Went from May Issue to Shall Issue.
Boo fucking hoo for the creditors of the City of Detroit.</em<
^^^ THIS! ^^^
Let it burn.
Oh, wonderful. I see that TFG is speaking about the late TFG Jr.
There’s a channel called H2, also.
*calls Cyn’s lawyer.
*prepares lawsuit for negligence
What is the Detroit Free Press saying about the bankruptcy, HS? Blaming it on Engler yet?
Jay, MA has some of the most confusing gun laws in the country. We have 4 levels of permits: A) Concealed carry/large capacity, B) Hand gun (may not conceal carry), C) Long gun/non-large capacity, and D) Mace/Pepper spray. A & B are “Shall issue”, C & D are “Must issue”.
I like her. I would totally stare at her girly bumps if I saw her walking down the street. The last pic is actually my favorite. Good job, MJ.
No, they can’t even agree to sell Howdy Doody.
And html fail at 1:46.
Screw you, close brackets!
wiser will be along with an html tutorial in a bit.
Let it burn.
We don’t have Devil’s Night any more. Darn shame, really.
CNN: President Barack Obama said Friday that “Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago”
Translation: Where the fuck are my race riots? Loose shit, ma nizzles.
I can’t believe nobody has done it yet:
Hi Rich!
wiser will be along with an html tutorial in a bit.
H2: Come for the HTML, stay for the butthurt.
We have DUI checkpoints occasionally near Bangor. I just clam up and mumble yes/no answers to their specific questions. For the open ended questions I just shrug my shoulders and relax into the uncomfortable silence until they give up and let me drive on.
CNN: President Barack Obama said Friday that “Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago”
Except that even George Zimmerman was more than a match for young Barry.
stay for the butthurt.
Rosetta never hangs out here much anymore.
Rosetta never hangs out here much anymore.
It’s the environment here that is hostile to an out and proud gay man.
CNN: President Barack Obama said Friday that “Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago”
Nah, this wouldn’t have gone down the same way in Kenya.
I denounce myself.
This is a quote from that article you posted about the woman jogger crapping in the guy’s yard…….I almost lost it when I read this….”If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!’
This is a quote from that article you posted about the woman jogger crapping in the guy’s yard…….I almost lost it when I read this….”If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!’
I’m suspicious that he doesn’t know who it is. My guess would be an ex girlfriend that he pissed off or who is just crazy. Maybe that’s why he doesn’t want to go to the cops.
She needs to bring a shopping bag with her when she runs
>>Comment by pajama momma on July 19, 2013 2:06 pm
Who is this skinny hot woman? New here?
[i]”If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!’[/i]
I think that’s the usual method Mrs. Wiserbud uses with Mr. Wiserbud.
Jumpy is a smart doggeh.
Nah, this wouldn’t have gone down the same way in Kenya.
Heh. A machete leaves a messier mark.
***phucking brackets will not give me respite***
***climbs into HTML barrel with scrub brush and soap***
bwahahaha http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2013/07/19/facebook-follies-blocked-for-saying-chigger/
Just take a chisel and chip the bracket keys off your keyboard, Eric. It’s apparently the only way you’re gonna learn.
Why is anyone still using facebook?
Chiggers? Next thing they will ban “ticks.”
At the end of this month it will be Henry Ford’s 150th birthday. Detroit, you’ve come a long way, baby.
I’m too old to learn, Mr. Bont. In fact I’m dead.
Well of COURSE ‘chigger’ is bad.
It’s ‘chigga’.
At the end of this month it will be Henry Ford’s 150th birthday. Detroit, you’ve come a long way, baby.
“You can have any color Detroit you like, as long as it’s black.”
I spell “ticks” with “sp…”
At the rate you’re going George I may actually try to use the HTML mystery technique. It’s not like I could do worse, amirite?
Why is anyone still using facebook?
Really? I love FB.
It’s ‘chigga’.
hahaha, that’s right. Chigga is old school. We the next generation.
I blame Pixy. Commenting at Ace has fucked up my muscle memory and I keep reaching for the bracket keys. I demand the government address this pressing problem which infringes upon my civil rights.
35 years ago I could have been Pixy.
I pay Pajama Momma a compliment and what does she do? Ignore me.
>>Comment by pajama momma on July 19, 2013 2:06 pm
Who is this skinny hot woman? New here?
Holy crap, Tushar! I didn’t even see it. HOWDY!!! and MWAH!!!
At the end of this month it will be Henry Ford’s 150th birthday.
We should all chip in and get him a gift subscription to Luap Nor’s newsletter.
At the rate you’re going George I may actually try to use the HTML mystery technique. It’s not like I could do worse, amirite?
Exactry Jimbrew – plus there could be a Nobel or a Tits shirt in it for you!
[Check out Teh Handbook tab up top to see how to do this *coughGEORGEcough*]
Chig we much!
Ha ha. You would have better eyesight if you stop staring at the commenters through that Eyevatar.
Tiiiiiiits…
(said like zombies say braaaiiiins)
I think it needs glasses
[Check out Teh Handbook tab up top to see how to do this *coughGEORGEcough*]
Read? You expect me to READ?
You would have better eyesight if you stop staring at the commenters through that Eyevatar.
It always makes me feel hawt when she stares at me the most.
Then again, it always makes me check my teeth to make sure there’s nothing in them.
I think it needs glasses
Or a beer or twenty. We’d all look good then!
Perhaps we could wall off Detroit and throw Kurt Russell inside.
Reading are hard.
Hahahahaha
We are past the point of being well and truly fucked.
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20130719/METRO01/307190099#ixzz2ZW6ZLH21
“You can have any color Detroit you like, as long as it’s black.”
Dass rayciss, suh.
It always makes me feel hawt when she stares at me the most.
which means she feels hawt all the time.
what the fuck IS that in your teeth?
Really? I love FB.
Do you love illegal immigration? Because FB does.
I think it needs glasses
PJMonacle
http://is.gd/0vYw1t
PJMonacle
http://is.gd/0vYw1t
Nice, but a dueling scar would be a welcome addition.
Next that judge is going to order that piles of shit be considered equal in value to piles of gold. Not doing so would dishonor our shitbucket of a President.
what the fuck IS that in your teeth?
*sucks teeth with tongue a few times*
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
We are past the point of being well and truly fucked.
She appears to be a White Hispantic. Thus… Ruling: Overruled.
*pulls up hoodie*
I can’t believe Obama said that. Holy shit.
In his head its still the 1970s. What a POS fuckface asshole douchebag buttlicking cowfucker.
Fucking Obama. No different than Al Sharpton except he can read a teleprompter. Time for another look at Belize.
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20130719/METRO01/307190099#ixzz2ZW6ZLH21
Notice her last statement? Not a judge, just a Democrat operative. *spit*
It’s good to know that a young 0bama would have violently and life-threateningly assaulted a middle-aged man for asking him questions.
I’m curious whether I’ll even be able to sell property in Wayne County when the time comes, or whether they’ll jack the property taxes and water costs so high that I’ll be trapped there.
It’s good to know that a young 0bama would have violently and life-threateningly assaulted a middle-aged man for asking him questions.
Now he has the IRS to do it for him.
This guy has a plan.
I’m willing to volunteer for Hamtramck wall-building. Good workout for a good cause.
Obama said he was “bouncing around” ideas with his staff on how to respond to the Zimmerman verdict, adding, “I think it is going to be important for us to do some soul searching.“
I wouldn’t want to look into any abyss that black.
*bonus racism*
I can’t believe Obama said that. Holy shit.
No kidding, huh? FoxNews has hardly gotten off the subject; they are as incredulous as the rest of us.
that a young 0bama would have violently and life-threateningly assaulted a middle-aged man for wanting to ask
askinghim questions.FTFY
*quiet golf-clap for George*
Italics AND bold… well done, sir! We’ll break you of that Pixy code yet.
We’ll break you of that Pixy code yet.
This may require Pavlovian conditioning and electric shocks.
This guy has a plan.
“Instant Death Penalty”
‘Murica, fuck yeah!
*rubs hands together slowly and diabolically*
Yes, George; it will.
I put it on MSNBC… hahahahaha! These guys are still twitching with pleasure.
MSNBC? I hope they can discreetly wipe bodily fluids off of the camera lens.
[i]”If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!’[/i]
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
oh man, I’m crying here…..
and electric shocks.
Please to come sit in chair here by outlet….
MSNBC? I hope they can discreetly wipe bodily fluids off of the camera lens.
No worries there; it seems to be confined to their lips.
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 19, 2013 1:54 pm
wiser will be along with an html tutorial in a bit.
You MUST work for the State Department.
There is a permit for pepper spray?
Heh. We are being threatened by a bitch in PA who is upset that we won’t help her commit insurance fraud.
I sent idiot lib link to an article about Detroit declaring bankruptcy in response to his recent article about how we need to dramatically increase deficit spending to spur an economic recovery.
I quoted a line from the article that noted that Detroit has been spending $100million more a year than it has been taking in for the last decade.
His response:
“That article doesn’t say anything. Detroit bankruptcy = liberals bad. Got it”
My reply:
“No, spending money you don’t have is bad. Eventually it catches up with you, like it did in Detroit.”
This is the same idiot who also sent me an article where Questlove said that the Trayvon case proves that people like him and TrayTray “ain’t shit” in this racist country.
Yeah, ’cause when I’m looking for deep, intellectual discussion, I always turn to Questlove.
Didn’t bother reading the article or replying. It’s a waste of time.
*sucks teeth with tongue a few times*
Your Rachel Jeantel impression is spot on.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
oh man, I’m crying here…..
hahahahaha See? I’m glad someone can appreciate that. I was rolling.
Do you need a permit for other spices?
What about herbs?
They are actually acknowledging that it won’t do what they said it would:
https://www.healthcare.gov/can-i-keep-my-own-doctor/
Just a simple shift from “can” to “may”.
There is a permit for pepper spray?
Yup. And Crossbows are illegal in MA too.
You didn’t expect logic in liberal MA, did you?
Do you need a permit for other spices?
Just tarragon. It was heavily over-used in the 60s here.
And in some towns the people are too stupid to pump their own gas. Trained professionals must do it.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
oh man, I’m crying here…..
I’ve always had a special ability to bring a tear to a person’s eyes.
Has something to do with my smell.
the Trayvon case proves that people like him and TrayTray “ain’t shit” in this racist country.
Well, such people are shit. But it has nothing whatsoever to do with race.
And in some towns the people are too stupid to pump their own gas. Trained professionals must do it.
Like the entire state of New Jersey?
Your Rachel Jeantel impression is spot on.
*holds up neckfat rolls and curtsies*
From a commenter over at Jeff G’s place:
I’ve seen Obama throw a ball, ride a bike, and try to bowl. I can guaran-fuckin-tee you that if he’d jumped a Neighborhood Watch guy 35 years ago, the dude would have been so busy laughing his ass off that he wouldn’t have been able to draw a weapon.
Yup. And Crossbows are illegal in MA too.
To own or just to use for hunting? MI had no rules on ownership at all, but you couldn’t hunt with them unless you were missing a hand/arm or were wheelchair-bound.
*holds up neckfat rolls and curtsies*
Please step away from the edge, or you’ll make this whole fucking island tip over.
Zimmerman 2012 would have curb-stomped 0bama 1980.
Zimmerman 2012My little sister would have curb-stomped 0bama 1980.fixt
I was 5 in 1980.
Probably would have been a fair fight.
0bama, hehehe. Well done!
*holds up neckfat rolls and curtsies*
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HAHAHAHAHA. That’s disgusting.
BREAKING: Obama appoints Rachel Jeantel chief administrator of NASA.
Then again, don’t we know Trayvon’s school records? Then 0bama couldn’t have been Traytable.
Hmm, does that mean the M’chle was Rachel Jenteal?
To own, leon, unless you are a disabled hunter. Seriously.
We have four deer hunting seasons:
Paraplegic
Shotgun
Archery
Primitive firearms
Note that a normal healthy person can’t hunt a deer with a .30-.30 in this state,
Obama’s speech translated: The DOJ doesn’t have a case so I’ll just throw a little read meat, which is what people really want anyway.
Can’t in Iowa either, AD. All slug and bow.
I would have found Obama more convincing if he had said 35 years ago he could have been Rachel.
Hmm, does that mean the M’chle was Rachel Jenteal?
She morphed from Jaba the hut into a wookie?
Can’t in Iowa either, AD. All slug and bow.
And Chevy.
Apropos of nothing, probably: http://imgur.com/a/bLSBD
You’re welcome.
http://is.gd/HIsZu0
We can’t hunt with rifles south of Lansing (other than .22LR), but we’ve never had an ownership issue. The whitetails are so overpopulated that we can bait them as of last year, and anyone can use a crossbow in literally any season (they count as bows and you could always use a bow in a gun season) for a $10 xbow stamp on your hunting license.
I need to get one and start laying out mineral blocks at the edge of my woods.
Don’t need a license to deer hunt with a Chevy.
I would have found Obama more convincing if he had said 35 years ago he could have been Rachel.
Well, he did have a speech impediment that was fixed with a bit of good dentistry.
You’re welcome.
http://is.gd/HIsZu0
HAHAHAHAHA! Good belly laugh outta that one.
Immediately following that speech, someone should have said, “That’s real retarded, sir.”
Better double check the law, Leon. It may still be illegal to hunt over a salt-lick.
You’re welcome.
http://is.gd/HIsZu0
thanks for making me laugh so hard I had to explain to my co-workers what was so funny
I’ll check on the salt. I know food is okay. I did consider mounting the salt block for the horses on the fence in such a way as to make it accessible from both sides.
*puts out vodka lick in the middle of the blog
My BiL in NY had a three year stretch where he bagged more deer with his Chevy that with his shotgun.
http://www.michigan.gov/dnr/0,4570,7-153-10366_37141_37705—,00.html
No mention of salt/minerals as a distinct class of bait, and I’m not in one of the banned counties.
*unconsciously begins slinking toward middle of the blog*
thanks for making me laugh so hard I had to explain to my co-workers what was so funny
Never explain, and when you leave your desk to go get coffee, make sure to leave your browser open to Guns and Ammo or other such site.
We are an hour away from 7+ lbs of smoked roast beef.
Could you put lasers on the horses, and hunt deer that way?
*unconsciously begins slinking
HAWT!
Immediately following that speech, someone should have said, “That’s real retarded, sir.”
That would have been priceless, MJ.
Could you put lasers on the horses, and hunt deer that way?
We covered the part where I don’t like horses all that much, right?
Could you put lasers on the horses, and hunt deer that way?
Some of the deer now have RPGs.
**slurp!**
Mmm…. Vodka!
Crazy old Uncle John, it is time to retire:
“McCain: I Don’t Know How Many Passports We Let You Forge”
“In the legislation that passed in the Senate, Section 1541 “Trafficking in Passports,” it explains in detail that a person can be charged for a crime if they forge “3 or more passports,” meaning that they potentially would not be charged if they falsely made only one or two passports.”
Cause everybody needs one or two forged passports….
…a person can be charged for a crime if they forge “3 or more passports,”
*forges the “3” to look like an “8”*
Big t’storm here. Hopefully, it will cool things down a bit!
An 8 could easily be mistaken for infinity.
Roast beef cooks quicker when its 100 degrees.
So do people.
Mmmmmm. Smoked people.
1st 3 lbs came out perfect.
Hey, how ’bout that. Detroit is magically no longer bankrupt.
All it takes is one judge. They are gods, are they not?
That’s the way I feel every morning.
Perch
Please be true please be true please be true:
Tushar still around? I made a small disc of paneer today. Delicious. So easy!
Perch
*lower lip quivers*
I saw Vodka Lick headline at the Palladium in 1982.
Mmmmmm. Smoked people.
In a lush vodka sauce.
Klee Tuchin Bogdanoff
Now that’s gotta be a joke name. Ho Lee Fuk.
The Five is sooo worth watching today. Ha ha ha
Here’s the Bloomberg link, with proper formatting:
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-07-19/michigan-judge-says-detroit-bankruptcy-should-be-withdraw.html
I have no idea how people cut and paste at AOS.
I have no idea how people cut and paste at AOS.
I bet we know someone to ask about that.
[i]I bet we know someone to ask about that.[/i]
Who?
I have no idea how people cut and paste at AOS.
—I bet we know someone to ask about that.
*props bucket of hate compost over Cyn’s door*
[i]I bet we know someone to ask about that.[/i]
Who?
Keep it up, wise guys.
Just remember, I have connections to the undead.
[i]*props bucket of hate compost over Cyn’s door*[/i]
Go for it… I’m swimming in already.
You know what the issue is here? Judge can make whatever proclamation she wants. Even if she is wrong, there is NO CONSEQUENCE.
If there were, maybe they would think about it a little longer.
This could really come in handy.
We bailed out New Orleans. Why not Detroit?
This could really come in handy.
http://i.imgur.com/4yKTJIu.jpg
I would have put that in brackets.
NoMotown.
AoS Comment about that Judge in the Detroit bankruptcy ruling:
Her husband must love the ringing-hollow sound her head makes against the headboard
That is gonna leave a mark.
We bailed out New Orleans. Why not Detroit?
1) Obama doesn’t need to win reelection again and he doesn’t care about other Democrats.
2) W. was a decent man, if one with flawed political opinions. Obama is not.
Anyone taking bets on how many hearts, “RoseMarie ♥♥♥’s Barack”, “Barack + RoseMarie 4Ever”, and “Mrs. RoseMarie Obama” scribblings there were on that cover sheet?
What a loon…..
I did spew my Coke when I saw that comment at AoS, Agile.
Scared the snot out of Rebecca.
1) Obama doesn’t need to win reelection again and he doesn’t care about other Democrats.
This rings a bit true when it comes to him weighing in on the Traytable / Zimmerman thing.
Anyone taking bets on how many hearts, “RoseMarie ♥♥♥’s Barack”, “Barack + RoseMarie 4Ever”, and “Mrs. RoseMarie Obama” scribblings there were on that cover sheet?
That’s not so bad, but when she mailed Obama her used panties, it went too far.
There was something in them but it wasn’t anthrax.
Reason # 3,452,789 that health care costs are rising:
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/07/obama_quietly_institutes_mandatory_hiv_testing.html
Through an executive order, natch.
Didn’t they do this back in the 80’s/90’s when the AIDS scare was at its height?
And didn’t they QUIT doing this once they realized they were wasting a ton of money, testing people who were NEVER going to get AIDS?
This rings a bit true when it comes to him weighing in on the Traytable / Zimmerman thing.
The Trayvon Martin thing is a distraction from the fact that his political appointees ordered the IRS to go after conservatives. Additionally, he’s hoping to use it to gain support for new gun control measures. At this point he’s trying to protect his legacy.
I blame Pixy. Commenting at Ace has fucked up my muscle memory and I keep reaching for the bracket keys.
Pixy is 80% of the reason I stopped commenting at Ace’s back in 2006-2007. Ace had a better commenting system in 2005 than he’s had since Pixy changed over to the new server.
“No blockquotes, no peace!!”
The Trayvon Martin thing is a distraction from the fact that his political appointees ordered the IRS to go after conservatives.
…and Benghazi.
Didn’t they do this back in the 80′s/90′s when the AIDS scare was at its height?
And didn’t they QUIT doing this once they realized they were wasting a ton of money, testing people who were NEVER going to get AIDS?
I saw a billboard back in Portland, OR which showed a variety of twenty somethings and read, “Anyone can be infected with HIV”. Of course anyone can become infected. The issue is that there are certain populations that are at much greater risk of becoming infected due to behavior. If you don’t engage in male-on-male sex, have sex with someone who engages in male-on-male sex or share needles, then you are highly unlikely to become infected with HIV. Pure and simple. But we can’t talk about that because it might offend the delicate sensibilities of the gay community.
^^ THIS ^^
Stolen: Can we hurry up and elect Hillary so we can move on to sexism as our prime motivator for dissent.
(referring to Geoff’s comment)
(not that Colonoscopy Alex’s comment was bad)
Stolen: Can we hurry up and elect Hillary so we can move on to sexism as our prime motivator for dissent.
Cankles is a twofer: sexism and homophobia.
Can we hurry up and elect Hillary so we can move on to sexism as our prime motivator for dissent.
If I want a woman’s opinion, I’ll ask her a question about sammich making.
*ducks*
I finally figured it out. If you watch Breaking Bad, you understand that the whole TM thingy had nothing to do with race.
You realize that Pinkman would have been just as dead in that situation. Same with Skinny Pete.
I am Pinkman.
Car in waits on the Weebles
http://www.gocomics.com/brevity/2013/07/19
Hillary Cankles: Our historical, first lesbian cuckold president! Maybe our first mentally challenged president too, after that awful concussion that wiped all recollection of Benghazi straight out of her brainpan.
Mare wonders what Car in’s up to
http://www.gocomics.com/darksideofthehorse/2013/07/19
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://bit.ly/18pxMSS
Hey Leon, you might find this interesting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ychdzz6UEA
Scott: stump remover
Urgh, sitting here with my finger in a container of ice water. Was putting up a sheet of concrete backer board in the bathroom, sliding it into position when the boy “helped” by shoving it as hard as he could. Smashed the end of my right ring finger. Hurts a lot, hopefully it isn’t broken. Fun typing left-handed.
She seems nice.
I need a dozen of those things MJ.
Blind date typing.
Blood under your nail Pepe?
Afternoon.
Not too much blood, maybe 50%. Pad took the brunt. It’s really swollen.
Make an ice pack that will wrap around your finger, then keep your finger above your heart, Pepe.
JUUUUU!
Today I made four (4) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/mm9sgxf
Propane torch + paperclip + vise grips = sweet relief
Probably going to lose the nail.
Weekend’s over.
Weekend’s over.
wha? noooooooo
I didn’t even buy beer yet. This is total bullshit!
Today I made four (4) of these:
Hey! I used to use those when I was a lunch lady
http://firstaid.webmd.com/how-to-drain-blood-from-under-a-nail
I had Laura do it, and I didn’t look. I didn’t feel a thing other than instant relief.
I work Friday – Monday from 3 to 11 now, peej.
I didn’t feel a thing other than instant relief.
————————
I think we’ve all been there.
I had Laura do it, and I didn’t look. I didn’t feel a thing other than instant relief.
She’s pretty badass.
I bet people have been doing that for thousands of years.
*gently kisses pepe’s smushed finger* ♥♥♥
Hey! I used to use those when I was a lunch lady
Was it the best proofing cabinet every?
Robert Zimmerman is one of those guys that always looks stoned.
Pepe has no choice. He’ll lose his mind if he doesn’t.
Robert Zimmerman is one of those guys that always looks stoned.
He sounds weird, too.
Pain is a great motivator. He’ll know when he’s ready.
Hopefully with before and after pictures.
Time to water the roof.
I think Scott is having a stroke. Ha ha.
Now let’s see if I got the facts straight here: Cleaningwoman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper, the kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?
http://tinyurl.com/q6p2rvr
Had to go feed, no off switch on a ranch. Sucks moving hay bales one handed.
The nail isn’t the bad part. Whole tip of the finger is turning purple and swollen about 1.5x. May have to relieve pressure under the nail later. Should be fun holding the red-hot poker with my left hand. On the brighter side, I didn’t stab myself in the groin. 😉
Days not over Pepe.
Cyn we have a cape cod style house. The sun heats up the dark shingles to a million degrees making the 2nd floor 100 degrees with the AC on.
If I water the roof the 2nd floor cools down much quicker. Days like this I will run out there every hour, it really makes a big difference.
Plus it makes me look insane to all the neighbors and I like keeping them on their toes.
If I tried to do that with my left hand I would probably stab myself in the groin.
My left hand is useless.
Heh, I figured that was what you were doing, Scott. The hubby’s now-passed on grandmother used to share stories now and again of hanging wet sheets in the open windows and spraying to cool down the house. She literally (yes, literally) came to AZ from OK in a covered wagon; the town where she was born in NM doesn’t even exist anymore.
Yeah, my left hand is just for show. Left over ribs for dinner should be interesting. I bet I get sauce in my ear.
http://tinyurl.com/pdn2yvh
It is BBF, right?
I didn’t have to stab myself (or anyone else) in the groin today.
Yet.
Congrats on avoiding an orgy of self-mutilation. Did you join GSA? (Groin Stabbers Anonymous)
*prays someone else will chime in, doesn’t want to be alone with the stabby, crazy person*
I’ll be happy to drain the blood from your injured finger, Pepe.
Via a small hole in your carotid artery.
As long as it’s a small hole…………….
Did anybody slap anybody else for saying something was “so Raven” today?
Scott I assume no AC upstairs?
My house has a hip roof with only one gable. Not enough circulation. Now that I’m getting my roof replaced I’m also getting 60′ of ridge vent installed. My HVAC guy told me “your attic is the hottest one I’ve ever worked in” last summer, so I’m intrigued.
Also he found $20 up there.
Our second floor is the same as your attic. We have 2 window units upstairs and one downstairs.
You will notice a big difference with ridge vents.
Window units remind me of my grandpa’s house in Hamilton Alabama.
Not everyone in our little borough has central. As a matter of fact, most folks around here rely on window units or basements. Almost all basements have family rooms and dehumidifiers. People live in their basements during hot summer months.
Thanks, Pepe.
*watches video while dinner cooks*
*burns dinner*
I need to build some of that stuff for my home gym.
Smart HVAC blog.
Was it the best proofing cabinet every?
yesssssss?
I need to build some of that stuff for my home gym.
Let me save you some time. Here……https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
Yeah… no.
Wow. What a jerk.
Propane truck?
Wow. What a jerk.
The dude with the shake weight? Yeah, he’s jerking that pretty hard.
Always with Russia……..always.
Clearly, there’s not enough vodka to go around.
Well course not MCPO. You have tonnes of AC where tonnes are needed. The greater Houston area has more than all of western Europe combined.
Hey Peej, want some homemade chocolate?
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7650197504/h2ECAE33F/
Dewey From Detroit, on (D)troit:
http://www.deweyfromdetroit.com/2013/07/the-motor-city-broken-and-out-of.html#.UemOkW26R65
The census lady is after me.
She’s getting nothing out of me.
Name, rank and service number!
Sorry, I don’t speak English.
Hey Peej, want some homemade chocolate?
scusting
Okay, the Bollywood Heinekin commercial is just plain weird!
Okay, the Bollywood Heinekin commercial is just plain weird!
Not after a twelve pack.
Pupster Grylis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l471GEweiqM
I swept the pool out for an hour and this is all that happened?
WTF
Pupster Grylis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l471GEweiqM
Okay, now I know why they say what they do about Corona.
scusting
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7677621504/h10DA714D/
haha, pupster………..what is that?……I don’t even…..
Pupster Grylis
Ewww.
I am drinking Texas Whiskey tonight, it is pretty good with a sweet start, citrusy middle and leather finish
“2-star ratingBy: knuckles (1) 04/20/2013Cheers!(0)
I did not like this. My usual drink is 1792 and I found this to be lacking in any flavor whatsoever. I gave the bottle away.”
Never trust a whiskey review by a guy with the handle of “knuckles1”.
leather finish
Vmax, go to the whiskey page and scroll to the bottom.
When I go to Specs I have been sampling Texas Vodkas. There are a ton of them. When I saw a Texas Bourbon I had to try.
I turned off the utilities at my Florida house today saving me lots of money.
oh wait….canadian blended.
I would have sworn Sean’s link would be a Chrysler Cordoba ad.
Wisers Very Old is probably better than Wisers *cough* Small Batch.
I don’t always watch music videos with half-naked chicks but when I do, I choose this song.
That could be old because I’m old and out of the loop. But seriously. Boobs.
Heh good one X
Zeke hit the jackpot tonight 3 of his 4 friends were at the dog park tonight. He made a new friend tonight as well, a sugar faced yellow lab who was very frisky for her age.
holy shit, is that rosetta?
Goodnight children.
Love this place. Where else can you find boobs and get to use the phrase “orgy of self mutilation”? other than at your mom’s house of course.
My Texas electric bill was $120 for 1713kwh
My Florida bill was $140 for 1200kwh
Hi Rosie!
*tackles pajama momma*
*puts the hurt on*
Hello ZekeyDekeyVtexEkey!
>>>Wisers Very Old is probably better than Wisers *cough* Small Batch.
I fucking hate you so very very much….
*tackles pajama momma*
*puts the hurt on*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you? I get rosetta AND wiserbud?
Someone please summarize in 3 words or less what I’ve missed around here the last couple of months.
Thank you in advance nice person.
>>>*puts the hurt on*
So you still have the double-headed dildo I sent you for your birthday.
Nice
I bet you have already ordered some.
Where else can you find boobs and get to use the phrase “orgy of self mutilation”?
Why? Are you a cop? Because you have to tell us if you are.
>>>Someone please summarize in 3 words or less what I’ve missed around here the last couple of months.
>>>I bet you have already ordered some.
I hate whiskey.
Yes I have.
All is well bitchface! How are you and the bread maker?
*kills wiserbud because Skittles and tea*
>>>> I get rosetta AND wiserbud?
No
Who is the new fat chick?
>>>*kills wiserbud because Skittles and tea*
How’s the rungs?
http://youtu.be/ltDTF80AneY
Hahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/mmgbnoq
Who is the new fat chick?
Pajama momma isn’t fat you asshole.
>>>http://tinyurl.com/mmgbnoq
OMFG!1!1!1!1!
How’s the rungs?
The real ones are fine. The fake one is sitting on my bookshelf taunting me.
brb
>>>The real ones are fine. The fake one is sitting on my bookshelf taunting me.
*snicker
The past 3 months
Wiserbud is still a dick.
MCPO is still yelling “get off my lawn”
PJM showed up and it is good to have her back.
I moved to Texas and got a job.
Sean is still sober
Scott & Laura made big changes.
Xbrad has become slightly more funny
Pepe, George, Chris, Jimbro, Beasnsns, and Car in are all the same.
Pupster is still the gif king
Mare is still missing.
Did I miss anyone?
Someone please summarize in 3 words or less what I’ve missed around here the last couple of months.
Gender reassignment surgery.
>>>brb
This sux.
Finally got the band back together and I have to get up early for work tomorrow.
>>>Xbrad has become slightly more funny
Assuming it was possible to be less funny?
>>>Someone please summarize in 3 words or less what I’ve missed around here the last couple of months.
As of today, I have 4 jobs.
Mon.
Oh and we have not had any fights, or bannings, arrests and no one has deleted the blog.
Wiser will ban me for calling Wiserbud a dick, and PJM will unban me 5 min later. Wiser will think twice about it and and go WTF?
Mon.
Man, I don’t think I’ve heard that joke since ’91.
Lemon Party Flash Backs Woo Hoo
I acknowledge and concede you are correct Wiserbud
As of today, I have 4 jobs.
Why not 5?
>>>I acknowledge and concede you are correct Wiserbud
The banning has been…. delayed….
3 words or less
Oh, never mind the above. My bad.
>>>Why not 5?
I’m lazy
I acknowledge and concede you are correct Wiserbud
*checks calendar and snickers*
Pajama momma isn’t fat you asshole.
Yeah, you dick!
wait………..wha?
Rosetta, what brought you here?
I mean, besides BBF?
Record store gig, radio intern (world’s oldest™), porn fluffer… so what’s your new fourth?
Wiser will ban me for calling Wiserbud a dick, and PJM will unban me 5 min later.
soooo, Typical Friday night?
Rosetta, you sonofabitch!
Where are the pictures of Henry and pig-dog?
You fucking slacker!
Harrumph…
ZOMG!!!!!!!! I feel like I have my old family back! This is THE best Friday night of my life!
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>Rosetta, what brought you here?
I mean, besides BBF?
Anyone getting the feeling that “brb” is Rosetta for “see you in a few months?”
Pretty much Peej
Can I buy u a Newcastle?
This is THE best Friday night of my life!
Ha ha and here we all are sitting around our computers and other pod type devices.
Rosetta, what brought you here?
I mean, besides BBF?
Parole.
>>>Record store gig, radio intern (world’s oldest™), porn fluffer… so what’s your new fourth?
Porn fluffer thing didn’t work out. Gag reflex and such.
Radio advertising sales.
No base, all commission. No bennies either.
YAY, NEW NORMAL!!!!
>>>This is THE best Friday night of my life!
So sad….
No bennies either.
Hawt.
Ha ha and here we all are sitting around our computers and other pod type devices.
I AM DOING THIS WITH MY MIND
Everyone I work with now has two or three jobs. So awesome. Democrat governance and programs have created more jobs! YAYYY!
Parole.
Wait, he’s checking here? For Parole? So YOU’RE the cop! C’mon, fess up!
Anyone getting the feeling that “brb” is Rosetta for “see you in a few months?”
hahaha
So sad….
Yeah, I notice you’re out living it up right now too.
>>>Everyone I work with now has two or three jobs. So awesome.
Best part is… Gas over $4 per gallon makes commuting between jobs just that much more… awesome.
Pretty much Peej
Can I buy u a Newcastle?
hellz yeah.
Ha ha and here we all are sitting around our computers and other pod type devices.
Isn’t that what the best night ever entails?
>>>Yeah, I notice you’re out living it up right now too.
I have to work in the morning.
What’s yer excuse?
I have to work in the morning.
What’s yer excuse?
I work every Saturday at 7am……you were saying?
I am going shopping tomorrow
NY Strip steaks $3.99/lb
Sirloin Steak $2.99
Whole chickens $0.77/lb
13-15 count shrimp $4.99/lb
Mango Pico de Gallo $2.00
I love Texas
So sad….
HA HA It really is kinda pathetic.
*cries*
Dang those are some awesome prices, Zman.
>>>I work every Saturday at 7am……you were saying?
Would you like me to call you and wake you up?
testing . one two. blerg.
Speaking of gas, Anita went to the Safeway gas-station, where we had a $.40 off per gallon and filled her truck and a 5-gal can. When the receipt popped out, she noticed that she had only got a $0.30 discount. She went to the clerk and did a WTF,O?
The clerk pointed her to the new “temporary” banner that advised that this price was for cash and debit-cards only!
If you use your VISA, you get a $0.10/Gal penalty!
Fuck you, Safeway!
Would you like me to call you and wake you up?
gawd you’re sweet! You know the number. Call me, maybe?
The best thing I forgot Cyn
Limes 15/$1
I am making tropical drinks this weekend
The clerk pointed her to the new “temporary” banner that advised that this price was for cash and debit-cards only!
If you use your VISA, you get a $0.10/Gal penalty!
bastards. gas is $4 a gallon here as well.
>>>If you use your VISA, you get a $0.10/Gal penalty!
Holy shit.
That’s fucking awesome!
Everything is awesome, isn’t it? Obama is awesome!
I am making tropical drinks this weekend
I’ll be right over. I might even throw on my coconut bra for the occasion.
>>>gawd you’re sweet!
I could just nudge you….
Rosetta, what brought you here?
I mean, besides BBF?
The stimulating intellectual political debate and discussion of quantum physics.
http://tinyurl.com/kap3xw6
bastards. gas is $4 a gallon here as well.
Damn that Bush.
Bush I or II?
Everything is awesome, isn’t it? Obama is awesome!
Dude, we may now live in a Surveillance State, but I don’t think he can wish you away to the cornfield.
I’ve been introducing Henry to Devo so he gets used to being a dweeb. The guy at the 0:11 second mark looks exactly like MJ.
The stimulating intellectual political debate and discussion of quantum physics.
http://tinyurl.com/kap3xw6
http://tinyurl.com/lbz9w2j
Richard, please list your jobs in alphabetical order.
>>>Dude, we may now live in a Surveillance State, but I don’t think he can wish you away to the cornfield.
Obama is a GOOD president. He has made our lives BETTER! What Obama did was a GOOD thing.
>>>Richard, please list your jobs in alphabetical order.
Not until I see a poat about your latest prosthetics….
Not until I see a poat about your latest prosthetics….
I know. I’m way tardy. I don’t feel tardy.
Yo Rosetta. Long time no see. Have you counted your dick lately?
>>>I know. I’m way tardy.
I provide the muse. You provide the product.
Is it really that difficult?
Nite, y’all
I could just nudge you….
sooo sexy!
>>>sooo sexy
Of course, I could also get some sleep if you would just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
You do realize that it’s your fault that I had to sleep in Dave’s room, right?
Goodnight, you prince of Naugatuck…
Wiserbud tucks? That explains so much.
>>>Goodnight, you prince of Naugatuck…
Heh.
August 10!!!!!!!!!! Sqeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuulllllllll!
http://www.amctv.com/shows/hell-on-wheels
Oh, Hi, Rosetta.
Yo Rosetta. Long time no see. Have you counted your dick lately?
One!
Fin.
Time for bed. I miss you faggots. I promise to try and hang out more so you can make me laugh by banging your cymbals together.
G’night monkeys.
Noooooooo!!!!
Missed Rosetta by mere seconds. Oh well, may be next year.
You do realize that it’s your fault that I had to sleep in Dave’s room, right?
Look. You snore. End of story.
One reason we’re still in Irvine is that the Mountain Fire is dumping smoke and ash around our home in PD, and Pogo just can’t hack the poor air quality.
That sucks, b-rad, but I’m glad you’re safe. And hopefully you haven’t had to stab yourself in the junk today.
I actually managed to climb around the USS Iowa today (waves to J’ames) without even falling down a ladder.
It’s pretty cool, huh? I went down there with my dad and my uncle earlier this year.
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she’s in demand
Her schemes and plans
‘Cause we danced on the floor in the derp
Blerg….rolls over and shuts eyes
wakey wakey
shut up I’m at work
Morning children.
Morning. Gotta get ready to go to work soon.
Scott made the best smoked roast beef yesterday. My work lunches this weekend are going to kick ass.
Good morning, cool kids.
*slips little Hershey’s Kisses into everyone’s lunch sacks*
morning ladies!
and, the “others”
*suspiciously regards the rogue Hershey’s kiss in my lunch sack*
(How did this get here? I don’t remember buying these…better throw it away to be safe…wait, if this was placed there by somebody else, how do I know my lunch wasn’t tampered with, too?)
*heaves entire lunchbag in trash with a sigh*
What are you all going to do today to Honor Obama?
*grabs it out of the trash when you walk away*
ooooo… roast beefs! AND CHOCOLATE!
>> What are you all going to do today to Honor Obama?
I did that already, then a shower and shave.
Could be a bomb, Lauraw.
A little, tiny chocolate bomb.
OK racists, I have to get ready to go to work now. Have a great day.
You too, LauRawr
NEW POAT
bah lergh