It’s time!!!! The knockers are locked and loaded, the ripple is on ice, and the Jergens is laid out next to the tissues. For today’s installment of Titipalooza we’ll be featuring a model from the far off country of Checkland. She has an award winning smile, a PhD in aeronautical engineering, and once saved a baby rhino from being mauled by a Ted Cruz (SYWIDT?). She also has big fat sweater puppies, but honestly, it was her education that pushed her to the top of the BBF Titty Formulator Machine™. We prize a great mind here, don’t we? Please welcum Connie Iforgerherlastnameov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Todays’ musical interlude is presented without comment because this song speaks for itself, assface.
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So what do you want to talk about? Here’s a topic for the blog today before we devolve into the usual interesting topics such as exercise and an exercise related diet, the complete list of symptoms and causes of celery disease, whether or not a music store sells records, or penis size. What three unusual things are on my desk right now?
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1098 – Fighters of the First Crusade defeat Kerbogha of Mosull.
1461 – Edward IV is crowned King of England.
1635 – Guadeloupe becomes a French colony.
1841 – The Paris Opera Ballet premieres Giselle in the Salle Le Peletier
1859 – The first conformation dog show is held in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England.
1894 – Labor Day becomes an official US holiday.
1904 – The SS Norge runs aground and sinks
1950 – Korean War: Seoul is captured by North Korean troops.
1969 – Stonewall Riots begin in New York City marking the start of the Gay Rights Movement.
1997 – Holyfield–Tyson II – Mike Tyson is disqualified in the 3rd round for biting a piece off Evander Holyfield’s ear.
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Niiiiice!
She’s not too bad, MJ. Nice job. Way to not drive away the commenters!
OOoo…NICE
That elbow in the last photo looks pretty fucking lethal.
HAHA! That Tittyformulator is awesome.
I don’t think I’m going to a drink thingy today. I have to go to Tampa later.
It’s over the bridge, which is like driving to the moon and back.
You outdid yourself with the links, MJ. http://qkme.me/3pg3g8
That’s okay; a Saturday morning drink thingy is good too.
Now I want to find that episode of Happy Days. Nice job, MJ.
Where did all those farkin weeds come from?
It did rain a lot, Car in.
My horseradish is probably going to crowd out the other things in the planter after all that.
Snort. FIL’s home inspection revealed that the spindles on the deck railing (baluster?) are more than 4″ apart. Umm, yeah, I’ll get right on that.
Roamie, 4″ is a code required maximum spacing. If his house was built before that became a requirement, it is considered non-conforming and not required to be brought into compliance.
I’d do her as long as she promised not to flash that Joker smile of hers EVER!
The knockers are locked and loaded, the ripple is on ice, and the Jergens is laid out next to the tissues.
How is this different from any other day of the week?
Roamie. here is a simple trick for spacing spindles: use a piece of 2×4. Hang the first one in a group nice and straight with a level, and then just use a 2×4 as a spacer to set each one after that.
Racism in footwear.
L to R, top to bottom
Not racist – Racist – Racist
Racist – Racist – Either racist or sunbather
MJ, time to get out the old photo.
http://www.humanevents.com/2013/06/28/bert-and-ernie-come-out-in-new-yorker/
“It’s amazing to witness how attitudes on gay rights have evolved in my lifetime,” said Jack Hunter, the artist behind the cover. “This is great for our kids, a moment we can all celebrate…”
“…with tiny Muppet fists and child-sized doses of amyl nitrate.”
Ummm…just a quick question: has any prosecution witness actually helped their case in Rayovac’s trial?
MJ, time to get out the old photo.
Wow, they have to sexualize everything, don’t they?
Why do they have to be gay? There’s this thing called roommates. You don’t have to be dorking every person you live with.
Fuck Yeah, Cynamom!
Dana Perino had a good point on The Five yesterday. In going after Jenteal yesterday, the lawyer came across as combative, and non caring. Since it’s an all-female jury, that might work to Rayovac’s favor.
I don’t know why every woman is always portrayed that way, but it is what it is.
You don’t have to be dorking every person you live with.
Unless you go to Burger King with them.
How is this different from any other day of the week?
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It’s Friday. Try to keep up.
Hotspur, it was built in 1987, so I think it’s before the code. The spacing is probably 4.1″. There’s also, “Dimmer switch not rated for 3-way switch operations”, which makes no sense to me. (Not that kind of 3-way, Mare!) Some other nitpicky stuff (lightbulb burned out, door stopper missing), some things that truly have to be fixed (windows stuck or sash cords broken)..
What old photo?
http://is.gd/N2pRQy
So, it appears that the prosecutors in the Zimmerman case were threatened by Holder to try Zimmerman no matter the evidence. Their witnesses’ testimonies are/have totally exonerated him.
Obama wants a race war. He’s about to get one.
Jay, if we’re talking about how people feel rather than actual facts, the trial is over and Shopvac will get justice.
Where’s that from, Hotspur? MJ needs to read it.
Roamie, a despicable group of bottom feeders have promoted the home inspection industry. Aided and abetted by realtors, who are only trying to cover their asses. These inspectors justify their exorbitant fees by finding pages and pages of bullshit. They get into it because they couldn’t build a fucking doghouse.
We have people come to us with these fucking reports all the time asking us how much the repairs will cost so they can negotiate a reduced price. Do they ever come back after the sale and have us do the work? Almost never. It’s a joke.
Caveat emptor.
That’s from the prosecuting angle, though, so that’s not totally fair to call MJ out on it.
But that hasn’t stopped me before.
http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/06/zimmerman-trial-blockbuster-eyewitness-says-trayvon-on-top-punching-mixed-martial-arts-style/
I’m only spit balling on the Holder thing.
There really needs to be a band called “Jim Henson’s Fist.”
I caught the Speedbump/Stowaway references, but I missed the Rayovac/Shopvac explaination – where did those names come from?
I was gonna make a “I saw Jim Henson’s Fist open for” joke, but I kinda got grossed out.
MJ, I don’t think that’s the same photo you posted before.
How much Bert and Ernie squeakhole dorking porn do you have?
HS, this is kind of what I was getting at yesterday but thought it was too far fetched. So are we saying that the DoJ got involved in a local case? If that happened then the WH is linked to it. They stirred racial tension to win an election.
I guess MLKs dream is truly dead.
Its different. I pulled it off of Google. I don’t save anything, really.
So are we saying that the DoJ got involved in a local case?
How else can one explain the prosecutor’s sudden decision to charge Zimmerman? Some calls were made. Some headlocks were administered. Some threats were made.
They stirred racial tension to win an election.
And if the trial ends in an acquittal like it should, there will be riots. And who will get the blame? Us racists, of course.
Ah, I see.
speaking of race wars, it looks like they are starting to eat their own.
http://tinyurl.com/qfg85se
Gov. Scott is to blame, not the DoJ. He’s the one that appointed a special prosecutor.
The Feds already investigated Zimmerman for civil rights violations, and cleared him.
Hotspur, in this case, I don’t mind, because we are only fixing the major things to get it to sell. If someone really wants to redo the spindles, more power to them. The windows are being a pain because they are Peachtree, and Peachtree apparently was bought out or went out of business. (My own home windows are Peachtree, so this is a concern as well.)
And fuck all this shit about Rachel Jenteal being the last person to speak to Trademark.
You know who was the last person to speak to him?
Zimmerman.
I still don’t get it. Even if the hispanic dude was following the wet/dry–which is perfectly legal–then the hispanic dude got jumped, beat up, and shot Shopvac how is that murder?
PC crap is crap.
It doesn’t matter what you say, it will be twisted and turned to say what they want:
http://twitchy.com/2013/06/27/gov-rick-perry-slut-shames-sen-wendy-davis-by-noting-her-accomplishments/
More on Teh Won’s Excellent African Vacation:
http://twitchy.com/2013/06/28/selfless-obama-doesnt-want-a-photo-op-with-critically-ill-nelson-mandela/
Who do you think put the pressure on Scott?
A class action lawsuit on Frosted Mini-wheat cereal for not actually making kids smarter?
http://www.cerealsettlement.com/
I’m going to sue L’Oreal and Olay for not making me beautiful.
latest response from music store idiot:
Not sure if I should graciously take the compliment and move on or be offended because he’s so surprised that I am well-read and intelligent and not just some raving, frothing-at-the-mouth maniac right-wing nutjob Romney voter.
I’m going to sue L’Oreal and Olay for not making me beautiful.
I’ve seen you. You will lose that suit.
I’m going to sue L’Oreal and Olay for not making me beautiful.
You’ll lose.
how is that murder?
Based on the race of the dead guy and the shooter, silly man.
Murder-murder?
Who do you think put the pressure on Scott?
I think Scott decided he didn’t want riots in Central FL. But instead of publicly castigating Jackson and Sharpton and showing them to be pretty damn untrustworthy, he decided it was easier to just toss Zimmerman (and incidentally, the town of Sanford) under the bus.
romaine wins today’s “desperate plea for positive attention” award!
http://tinyurl.com/npqe36f
You may be right, Xbrad.
I predict a hung jury.
SYWM They’re all women.
Aaaaaaaand another downpour.
Ugh. 102 already, heading for 117, with high (for us) humidity.
Good day, cracker-ass creeps.
We’d kill for some rain.
Aaaaaaaand another downpour.
Yeah, we’re getting those blowing through here too.
2 to 3 minutes of just a deluge of rain.. then it stops.
and then 2 to 3 minutes of torrential rain.
then it stops
We’d kill for some rain.
You could always move to the great state o’ Meeecheeegaaan.
We’d kill for some rain.
How many? Because the gods really respect a pyramid of skulls.
I’m just saying, is all.
You could always move to the great state o’ Meeecheeegaaan.
Been there, done that. If I’m gonna move, I’ll take my rains on an island somewhere during a sleepy afternoon nap.
Because the gods really respect a pyramid of skulls.
We’re pretty desperate here. You think they’d like shrunken heads? Those have gotta be worth something extra.
RUN, MJ!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
Ohio’s getting dumped on too. You could move in next to Pupster and make him show you gifs every day.
and make him show you gifs every day.
I don’t think that’s what he’d be showing, IYKWIMAITYD.
I guarantee it’s animated.
And nice job on the selection today, MJ. I really don’t believe a thing xbrad says about you.
Heh. Thank you. **makes sure webcam is off**
Nice spike in traffic, btw.
I won a makeover at a blogger meetup yesterday. I could have won a bootcamp session.
I guarantee it’s animated.
Not sure if it’s silent.
RUN, MJ!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
Just you hush your mouth!
I predict a hung jury.
SYWM They’re all women.
It’s Florida; we can’t be sure about that.
Nelson Mandela Passing Away Under Wraps Because Of Obama Visit?
http://tinyurl.com/p3fq5kz
Because Obama raising Mandela from the dead is sooooo much more awesome than simply healing him.
How now, brown cow?
http://tinyurl.com/qbmjrat
It doesn’t matter what you say, it will be twisted and turned to say what they want:
Here’s how you understand feminists: woman are not to be seen as sexual beings unless it’s to celebrate wanton promiscuity. Anything else is patriarchal oppression.
Given MJ’s choice of subject matter today, he might not after all have been dancing pantless until 3AM after the decision on DOMA.
Screw feminists.
Besides, they usually need more deodorant.
Screw feminists.
I’d prefer not to. They tend to be angry and bad lays.
Besides, they usually need more deodorant.
And to shave their legs.
Feminists are easy targets for “Game” type pick-up artistry.
Or so I’ve heard.
Probably something to do with mostly surrounding themselves with white knight beta males.
The newest Boston fad, Hernandezing:
And to shave their legs.
And braid their pits.
And to shave their legs.
*casually rolls chair under the desk a pinch more*
I know, right?!
The
HilterObama Youth are being prep’d.RAPE JOKES AREN’T FUNNY!!!!!!!
(In case you are confused and are about to say, “Hey, I didn’t say anything about rape,” your jokes about feminists have a rape subtext whether you know it or not because this is apparently how language works these days.)
RUN, MJ!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
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WHY? WHY?
*rends clothes.
Juan ring to rule them all…
http://tinyurl.com/q9b75z4
http://tinyurl.com/pcydvak
http://is.gd/8zgEmo
Why sean gotta be all rapey and shit with his comments?
Tonight we have to go to a fucking party at our friends’ because their 32 year old daughter who works for Quentin Tarantino is knocked up by some twenty year old kid, and they’re in town for two weeks. Hey, triple high-five freeze frame! (I’ve been wanting to use that for days and days.)
God, I’m a judgmental fuck.
*casually rolls chair under the desk a pinch more*
I know, right?!
*attempts to slide hand up Cyn’s leg*
*pulls hand away with skin sanded off*
*screams*
Hotspur,
I assume that asking “So when is the wedding” would be all judgmental and wrong, correct?
It occurs to me that if Todd Akin had been able to avoid stepping on his own dick, this might not even be an issue.
Thanks, Todd!
*hands Alex 121 mini band-aids*
Funny how those little ones are always the last ones left.
From Sean’s link:
McCaskill finds it objectionable that a journalist would report the facts of a case.
Most libs do find facts to be inconvenient.
Hotspur, I know what you mean. A FB friend is cooing about how excited she is about becoming a grandmother, and I’m thinking your 19-year-old son knocked up his girlfriend, greatly decreasing his chance at finishing college, and you’re happy? I mean, I’m glad they aren’t choosing abortion, but I wish they’d waited or used better birth control.
Nobody gets married anymore.
She’ll get money from Obama’s Stash™.
One of the guys I work with at the pizza place married his girlfriend, so he could adopt her daughter and keep the little girl away from her ex.
There’s still honor in places. Good on him! And I told him so.
Obama’s Stash™.
Total Absorption.
Nobody gets married anymore.
Sad but true. I’m just more concerned about the kid who can’t take care of himself, much less another human being, totally dependent.
Glad to hear that, J’ames.
There’s no shame in kids born out of wedlock anymore. No need to wait.
Nobody gets married anymore.
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‘cept the gays.
Well, this could get interesting:
http://twitchy.com/2013/06/28/house-oversight-committee-finds-lois-lerner-waived-her-fifth-amendment-right/
The bennies are better if you just shack up.
‘cept the gays.
Niiice callback.
interesting dichotomy of perceptions in the leftist mind
Trayvon was 19 years old, but he was a child in the eyes of the left. A young, vibrant teenager who was brutally and tragically cut down before being allowed to flower into the manhood.
Gov. Rick Perry mentions that Texas State Sen. Wendy Davis, she of the “kill all babies!” filibuster, had a baby at age 19, yet still managed to graduate from Harvard, in an attempt to show that having children at “such a young age” isn’t an insurmountable obstacle.
Tweetard lefty responds:
@TheQueenRegnant I don’t really consider 19 to be a “teen mom”, she was legally an adult.—
(@FoxxiLiberal) June 27, 2013
Wiser, don’t forget they can be on your health insurance until they are 26, so they can’t be an adult until then — say what?
I don’t really consider 19 to be a “teen mom”
Nineteen
My eldest is 25 and married and still on my insurance. The benefits person said to me “but they won’t cover his wife”. Weirder, 1 kid or 50 on the insurance, same rate.
Guess that will change with BamaCare
I don’t really consider 19 to be a “teen mom”
Nineteen
Why are you arguing with an idiot?
Hehe, xbrad with the thread winner!
If there are riots after the Zimmerman trial maybe we can finally bulldoze Detroit. I hear there’s a beautiful river down there somewhere.
http://boymeetsworldilluminati.tumblr.com/
If there are riots after the Zimmerman trial maybe we can finally bulldoze Detroit.
You are assuming society wins – I wouldn’t bet on that in Detroit.
http://boymeetsworldilluminati.tumblr.com/
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!
They’ll burn the fucking place down. They almost did in the summer of ’67. There’s less of it now.
maybe we can finally bulldoze Detroit.
Who would notice?
http://boymeetsworldilluminati.tumblr.com/
You just figuring this out now, geniuses?
I have no idea what that link refers to or even means.
tl;dr
Would one of you kind people refer me to this shithole dump?
https://www.facebook.com/groups/318024598236389/
* looks at Cyn
* Sean
* Roamie
* xBrad
* etc.
You’re pending admin approval, Hotspur.
TYVM
I have no idea what that link refers to or even means.
Spoken like one of THEM.
You have to have a referral now to get FB access??
Oh, wait, is that The Group thingy? (I don’t have that monkey open)
AoSHQII group admin need to approve the add.
Yeah, I opened and looked to see which group. Stupid cat curiosity thing.
Rawr.
xbrad is in charge of facebook now? Uh oh!
If there are riots after the Zimmerman trial maybe we can finally bulldoze Detroit.
The local radio guys were spitballing on whether we could get Michael Bay to blow up half of it filming Transformers 4.
xbrad is in charge of facebook now? Uh oh!
No, the people who made Boy Meets World are in charge of facebook. Try to keep up.
No, the people who made Boy Meets World are in charge of facebook.
Yikes.
I suppose this was inevitable
http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/06/doma-military-troops-gay/
Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/oln2dgd
Awww, poor Ann Coulter, she dumped her boyfriend:
http://www.newsmax.com/Politics/coulter-christie-dead-criticism/2013/06/28/id/512513?s=al&promo_code=14016-1
Now up to 111.5ºF in our little town, southeast of official KPHX at 110ºF.
MOM!!! Jimbro is posting my POL pic again!!
Cyn’s are bigger.
Ha ha Ha! You’re not wrong.
What? Her feet? 🙂
It was Young Cyn, before she, uh, filled out
The Royovac movie is going to be cast as follows:
George Zimmerman: The Rock
Rayovac Martin: Willow Smith age 12 (female)
Rachel Jenteal: Maya Angelou
Rachel Maddow: Chris Hayes
Chris Hayes: A cardboard cutout of Chris Hayes
Mrs Martin: Samuel L Jackson
Mr Martin: Samuel L Jackson
Mark O’Mara: A rabid pitbull on a leash
Cyn has feet?
Huh.
It was Young Cyn, before she, uh, filled out her ass got huge.
FIFY.
Damn it, that didn’t work as I planned.
I can haz html lessons?
*twitches and hovers finger over SEND button of email to wiserbud to ban Alex*
No.
That was to Jay, not you, Cyn. Besides, I think Alex might be fixated on you (like you need another stalker).
But I WAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAA learn html!
*pouts
All in favor of banning Alex?
*raises hand
Cyn has feet?
Yeah, but she can’t see them.
html is indistinguishable from sorcery to me Co -ex. I’m a consumer of fine web products not an engineer. Call me when Cyn breaks your legs and I’ll conjure up a spell to fix ’em.
MJ, Rachel Maddow looks too manly to play Chris Hayes. Better do a self portrayal in that instance.
Or get Tilda Swinton to do it.
Spells-Schmells – it’s almost time for cocktailing and debriefing since my company’s year end is just about here!11!!
Co -ex = CO Alex typed fast
Maybe Meghan McCain could play Chris Hayes?
They’ll need a lot of extras to portray rioters
Great idea.
Megan McCain as Rachel Jenteal.
Yeah, that comment was over the line. Cyn, I’m sorry.
They were just two crazy kids doing what came naturally
http://tinyurl.com/nsaqp6q
Drive time. Later, door knob lickers, bicycle seat sniffers, and Cyn.
*emails cyn CA’s GPS location.
*launches H2 drone
Yeah, that comment was over the line. Cyn, I’m sorry.
The only thing over the line is my huge ass.
*winks and does best impression of Ed McMahon’s Hiyoooo*
*still sends email to wiser because I’m full of piss and vinegar today*
Never apologize here, Alex. They can smell the fear and will attack.
They were just two crazy kids doing what came naturally
Wow, what a way to go!
Never apologize here, Alex. They can smell the fear and will attack.
It’s just like middle school!
For Andy’s Gun Thread:
http://tinyurl.com/q7ex39l
Hush now, AD!
Wow, what a way to go!
This is why my window sex is always on the first floor and facing the street. Across from the old folk home. You know, for safety.
116.8ºF
*glances at watch wondering when that H2 drone will strike*
*glances at watch wondering when that H2 drone will strike*
My buddy is Iranian. Your drone is currently parked in the middle of the street being taken apart by looters.
HTML is easier than Mare, Jimbro, you’ve got no excuse.
117.3F, Cyn.
117.1ºF
117.3F
Show-off.
Our “official” temp is only sitting at 114º.
78F here, but you can swim if you kick and flap really hard.
117.3º now… cripes
85F, overcast, with what looks like the possibility of rain. Hopefully, because it’s a dry heat and not humid at all.
It’s hell, I tell you.
Well, our temp just plummeted to 117.1F, and feels like 116.
*dons scuba gear*
And now 117.5º
This is getting stupid fast now.
*ships sweaters to Xbrad*
Hang tough there, buddy!
Three digit temperatures are myth, You people are just trying to put one over on this gullible mid-westerner.
Send xBrad a hoodie.
Afternoon.
116.9F. My god, even the heat is fleeing the terrible California economy for AZ.
Send xBrad a hoodie.
If this were Florida that’d be considered attempted murder.
Leon: http://www.wunderground.com/US/AZ/Bullhead_City.html
Jew! What did you build today?
They’re in on it. Like the Reptoids that wrote Boy Meets World.
Today I built four (4) shitty transit cabinets for these people (they’re the competition):
http://tinyurl.com/q82uytg
Oh, too bad, so sad, Cyn, we just jumped to 118.2F.
*refreshes weather page like a monkey on crack*
http://tinyurl.com/o3svfqh
Pffffftlol…it says feels like 115º. What’s the big deal?
You can fry an egg at 125F
Cyn, when it gets to 118F, sell……
86 here, with 37% humidity.
119.2
Time to make the pizza. Try not to let laura kill Sean again while I’m gone.
We’re at 115.7º now. Brrrrr.
Try not to let laura kill Sean again while I’m gone.
Well you’re no fun.
And the bitch is back.
This morning:
Manticore: Now that S is back from maternity leave you two can train her and M how to build these cabinets.
C & Me: Sure.
This afternoon:
Manticore: These cabinets have to ship today. WHY are you spending so much time on training?
Somewhat later:
Manticore: Packing found a scratch on the base of that cabinet. Who built that cabinet? WHO?
Me: Dunno. *Puts on ear muffs. Starts hard-riveting steel rivets.
Manticore: *Appears to be speaking.
Me: I CAN’T HEAR YOU. I’M USING THE AIR HAMMER.
I postulate it is impossible to become drunk on white russians, due to the absorbitive powers of half and *barfs*
Try not to let laura kill Sean again while I’m gone.
Well you’re no fun.
Well it’s only 102 here. With only 25% relative humidity.
I guess I’m ok.
It’s 87 here.
*Sits in front of air conditioner.
It’s only 93 now, but that 19% humidity is really taxing the swamp cooler. 80 in the condo. ~melting~
63 in my garage. Had to put a jacket on while I had a stogie outside. I won’t be running the fan tonight.
(Tries to think of something mean to say about Maine) Stephen King is a crappy writer!
I used to want to be Michigan’s Stephen King. At some point I lost track of that dream, but it’s no longer the name I’d shoot for anyhow.
Besides, novels are dead.
If by crappy writer you mean a libtard who needs an editor and whose (who’s? hoos? hos?) best writing is behind him, then yeah!
That is exactly what I meant! (I think his wife is his editor)
It was 97 on my way home this afternoon. I took Zeke out and when he tired of bringing the tennis ball back he stood in a nearby sprinkler. I was trying out my new lens and am glad I had my camera.
The lens is a keeper and as soon as I finish uploading to Flickr I wil link a few
Sprinkler pics!!!
Here is funny face
Awesome photo, Zman.
I CAN’T HEAR YOU. I’M USING THE AIR HAMMER.
Best excuse evah.
Clean rooms are good for that, too. No manager wants to put on a bunny suit.
*Houston we have a moron*
http://tinyurl.com/73sn8
This is the last in a series of Zeke shaking off. Flickr sorts the pics by newest to oldest unfortunately I cannot make the sequence go the right direction.
What a day!
* punches out *
This is the last in a series of Zeke shaking off.
He’s a handsome boy. That tongue hanging out – you know it’s hot!
Awwww…Zeke looks happy!
Did you pick up a second-hand punch-clock at a yard sale, Scott?
Want me to look for one?
Those are great pics of your great buddy, Zman.
Did anybody tell anybody else that this town ain’t big enough for the two of you today?
Did you pick up a second-hand punch-clock at a yard sale, Scott?
It’s in the bathroom next to the credit card thing.
LOL Roamy.
We closed the store 5 weeks ago. I don’t think we have had a day off since.
My next possible day off is the 8th.
Sorry, Scott.
Busy is good Oso. It means we can eat when things get slow in August.
I just feel bad whining when I know how hard you and Lauraw work.
And you didn’t have to clock in and out of the crapper at the store.
Busy is good Oso. It means we can eat when things get slow in August.
Damn, I had no idea how busy you guys actually were. I mean, couldn’t you at least take a snack break or two between now and then?
*runs away*
Don’t feel bad Oso. We may be hanging out at the lake drinking beer most of August.
That is the plan.
September gets busy again.
fud is important.
Good news! My youngest does not have TB. She does have an allergic reaction to the skin test.
I think Wiser used MJs Bert & Ernie pic in his Ragu vids on youtube.
Thanks, Scott! I’ll start whining again then.
Zimmerman is an ass. I don’t like him.
Thanks X
Rayovac was a bigger ass, but not by much.
* punches MJ in the nose *
Phat?
http://tinyurl.com/qcymvos
So Governor Scott of FL punted the riot issues brewing by allowing a politically motivated prosecutor to take the stupid case. Never mind a man’s life hangs in the balance.. it’s politics.
I’m curious. Would the riots then have been worse than the riots coming? If my question seems quaint and you’re younger than me (and most of you are), read up on the race riots of the 60s.
I’m thinking Gov. Scott set the stage for a much worst seething mess, given the complicity of the media to suppress facts of this case, time and ignorance of the actual testimony.
Pull a bandage off fast, heal up faster. Pull it off slowly.. more pain,
DiT, we aren’t allowed to watch the trial in the break room. Associate told me today that Rachel looked too “Old” for Trayvon. MFM still running pics of 12 yr old St Trayvon of the Hood. No way this ends well.
If my question seems quaint and you’re younger than me (and most of you are), read up on the race riots of the 60s.
Hi. I’m from Los Angeles. Yeah.
Dave,
Didn’t the cops rule it a ‘good shoot’, let Zimmerman go(with his gun), until the race-pimps, lawyers, and “family”(if you can call it that, make it into something?
Remember; “If I had a son, he would look like Traytable?”
This is as stupid as; “I’m not in possession of all the facts, but the Cambridge cops acted stupidly.”
The JEF is complicit in trying to start another ’60s vintage race-war.
Yeah, I was there in Portland in the ’60s, in a “Bad Neighborhood”, that was burning their own markets, gas-stations, and houses, pumping gas for $1/hr(while carrying a gun).
It’s not all on Scott., The JEF is in this, in a big way.
I remember the riots in the 90s, and Detroit still has the scars of the 60s.
I was in LA after the RK riots. My Aunt VA was a teacher in South Central. Her students would cower under their desks. It was weird seeing all the burnt out store fronts. We were in FL during the Summer of the Tourist Shootings. It was weird having armed guards at the Rest Stops. Then we get to Miami and were diverted off the freeway due to construction. Little Haiti. A few weeks before, white people were being pulled out of their cars. Found a substation and got a police escort back to the freeway. Good times. $20. Stupid TX Rangers.
* suspends self with pay *
WOO HOO!!!!
Technically, the Sanford police didn’t call it a “good shoot” but rather, in conjunction with the local state’s attorney, decided they had no probable cause to seek an indictment.
* suspends self with pay *
Got caught sexually harassing a coworker again, huh?
Yes,, the cops assessed it as the evidence showed, and then Sharpton and his ilk poured kerosene on the embers with the help of a willing media. They shopped it past 2 DAs until they found one who was willing to Nifong herself to make histwah.
I’m suggesting Rick Scott wanted the cumbersome trial process to muck it into slumber and made a grave mistake.
During the early 80’s I was a super on a job in little Havana. I hired sever overtown residents and gave them rides to work each AM.
They rode on the outside of my truck telling everyone I was ok.
I was very trusting back then
I think we only need to look at Troyriser at the mothership and certain people on FB to see the shit stirrers on our side feeding the beast.
* suspends self with pay *
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Got caught sexually harassing a coworker again, huh?
You haven’t seen Scott’s pay.
It’s at times like this I wish wiserbud was around, to tell me I’m wrong.
So I could say “perhaps you’re right”
You might be right about Rick Scott’s motivation, Dave, but it could have been an honest mistake. I’m also not sure he could really have stopped it without making it worse.
I don’t know either Leon. I just know the seething cauldron seethed longer.
Rick Scott is a farging wanna be tea party coattail rider and I doubt he has a chance of winning reelection. Charlie Crist has a beeter chance than Scott
The race baiters showed up and our side “Blinked”. No way that this ends well.
On the other paw,
TiFW posted on the Obamacare system with some very interesting shit:
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2013/06/24/so-much-for-patient-privacy/#comment-3092
So it goes…
>>>It’s at times like this I wish wiserbud was around, to tell me I’m wrong.
No, you’re right.
Sadly.
Jimbro, my friend’s baby was diagnosed with Hypotonia. I’m trying to be positive and I’ve read the wiki. Insight?
I am not sad Wiser
but i should be maybe perhaps
(Steps on Sean’s toes) Did anyone else tell a friend to shut their AL East pie hole today?
>>>I am not sad Wiser
Actually, neither am I.
I welcome the coming apocalypse.
It’s inevitable. So.. Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!
Hahaha
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crossfit
Zekes stalker chick is a chem eng for a petrol co.
Red threw a bomb on Tuesday that she is considering visiting me in Aug. For a week.
Wow I just said sure.
It’s times like this when I’m right, which are rare, that I wish I was sittin out back looking at the stars and drinkin a Corona with the CT gang.
I am unprepared for any apocalypse, other than 1 good shootout.
Give me a few months of working. I have my bills caught up and am getting close to having money in my pocket.
10 hours of OT this week. Who knows what next week will bring?
>>>that I wish I was sittin out back looking at the stars and drinkin a Corona with the CT gang.
Seriously… Next meat-up, we just hang in my backyard and reminisce about how fucking awesome those go-kart races were….
Red threw a bomb on Tuesday that she is considering visiting me in Aug. For a week.
Sounds risky. Make sure you have a nearby friend on speed dial.
>>>I am unprepared for any apocalypse, other than 1 good shootout.
I was ready to take on a roomful of postal workers with nothing more than a half-empty bottle of vodka.
Until someone stopped me.
You’d be amazed what you can do when the shit hits the fan
Cold shower and sleep time.
Ahh, the postal workers. Good times, good times.
‘Sup, crackas?
ANDY!!!! What do you think of the Stephen Hunter books? The gun parts are “Charlie Brown wah wah wah” for me. The rest are just OK.
Andy, did you see this?
http://tinyurl.com/q7ex39l
>> reminisce about how fucking awesome those go-kart races were….
A man’s got to know his limitations. I didn’t puke into a racing helmet.
Also, we were hungover, and there were 200 of em.
See limitations. Man. Hungover. Breakfast in a bottle.
>> ANDY!!!! What do you think of the Stephen Hunter books?
Never read ’em.
>> Andy, did you see this?
I’m a brave mofo for clicking … but, no, I hadn’t. That’ll make the gun thread. Thanks.
I’m not positive anyone was completely sober when the go-kart race began. Or ended.
Did we really kill that guy and ritualistically eat his internal organs last Autumn?
I can’t believe it. Seems so long ago, like it happened to someone else, like a dream.
Except I have this little velvet bag full of toe-bones.
Ooh, that reminds me. The long pork should be cured by now.
If you’d killed and cured Kerry Marie, we’d all be ass deep in bacon now.
Scroll down
http://pin-up-rdj.tumblr.com
When they say we have a progressive income tax, what they really mean in anti-conservative.
http://twentytwowords.com/2013/06/27/scientists-explain-their-processes-with-a-little-too-much-honesty-17-pictures/
>> Did we really kill that guy and ritualistically eat his internal organs last Autumn?
Yes.
Andy,
Did you see the new Archangel stock on the mosin?
It shot awesome. Just as accurate as it was in the original stock.
The Archangel external mags did have some feeding issues, but I’m told there is a break in period.
Definitely the coolest weapon on the range.
I can’t believe Andy writes the gun post and he’s never read the Ricky Lee Swagger novels. RINO!
Oso,
Maybe he’s read the ‘Bobby Lee Swagger’ books. Because that was the sniper’s name.
Reckon no one has read ‘Ricky Lee Swagger’.
That looked nice, Phat.
The Mosin’s a pretty popular piece at my range.
Oops. I knew that. LOL (Stops drinking and switches to water)
Saw the movie, FWIW.
Who the fuck is Ricky Lee Swagger?
Bob Lee Swagger’s gay cousin?
I am a couple of books behind in the saga. I will put them in the queue.
I got confused with Ricky Bobby. Recently reread Night of Thunder. Red red red red red red red red red neck.
(I really did just switch to water)
Andy,
I believe the Mosin’s resurgence is purely because of ammo cost.
Don’t get me wrong, it was always my most accurate rifle, but I shoot it more now because it’s the cheapest to feed.
A scope is in my future.
I’m wondering too if the supply of Kar98s is drying up?
Oso,
Keep drinking and pm me pics.
Because that always works out well. for everyone.
xbrad,
i haven’t seen one of those in a while.
I think the sheer volume 91/30’s and M44’s on the market will ensure that the 7.62*54r round will be here to stay.
Hey now, nothing bad happened when I pm’d you.
Ha! I have to work tomorrow. At noon. Water is good!
>> I believe the Mosin’s resurgence is purely because of ammo cost.
Agreed.
7.62mmX54R is still the Russian medium caliber round. They use a shitton of machine guns that fire it.
It’s not like a rather more esoteric round that was pushed aside by 7.62mmX51 NATO.
Goodnight kids!
The in laws took the girls to the theater tonight to see Shrek the musical.
Hope it was good, because I;m going to bed.
G’night. Tuesday was new release book day. I have trashy novels to read and water to drink! Stupid dehydration.
Scary. Could have ended very badly.
But to know that I’ll forgive you
Just this once, twice, forever
‘Cause baby
You could take me to derp and back
Just as long as we’re together
And you do
Why does my nose hurt?
heh
Goodmorning guys.
*hands MJ an ice pack*
7:07 AT THE OFFICE LIKE A BOSS
You are the boss.
Wakey wakey
oh..
well, ok yeah
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