Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Yesterday was a blur, so I’m throwing this together at the last minute. Let’s get started.
Nice smile.
A silver fox in case Herself shows up.
Bask in some sunshine today.
Couldn’t resist this one.
And last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Pupster’s RTW gif from the last thread pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter.
And represents my ideal life.
*grabs the silverfox before herself shows up
#endorse
Ha! Gabe is here!
Gab only visits on Wednesday’s and Rich only stops by on Friday.
That’s just the way they roll.
And Car in only refers to Gabe as Gab.
That’s how she rolls
Car in, are you happier with this poat? There’s more pictures.
I notice you aren’t on strike from H2 now. This hurts me.
Pissed me off to see the media describe the AFP tent being torn down as the tent “collapsing”. No shit, when a bunch of union thugs take their knives to it.
This post sucks. I haven’t read or seen it, but I just know.
So, they’ve identified the chickenshit fuck that suckerpunched Stephen Crowder in Lansing. I wonder if he’s been arrested and charged with assault.
Those union guys are actually republican tea party people in fat suits.
On a serious note, the lefty bloggers and commenters are talking about killing people. This won’t end well.
‘posed ta be 44F and sunny here today. Gonna be a nice day, even if I don’t get to slap any asses and party with barbarians.
Hey man, LA gets to riot all the damn time. We haven’t had a good riot here since the 60’s.
Why do big fat union guys all wear the same jacket?
Unlike most chickenshit, latte-drinking lefties, union thugs are actually capable of violence.
And own firearms. Without the union propaganda they’d be decent people.
On a serious note, the lefty bloggers and commenters are talking about killing people. This won’t end well.
Yeah, but Sarah Palin`s website had a gun-sight target over Arizona!
Everybody is doing it.
The latte drinking nanny staters are complicit. Hey rile up the crowd then turn ’em loose.
Ahhh Coffee
Why do big fat union guys all wear the same jacket?
It’s the herd mentality. They get handed out at “the hall.”
More Christmas fun? Can’t wait.
Noel!
Oh look, Dave had The First Noel!
Of the poat.
*runs
>> So what degenerates joints? Cross country training, genetics, or gluten?
arthuritis
I had my first Noel when I was about seventeen.
I hear you, Dave. It’s coming on strong for me. Just in the past six months I have developed knee and shoulder pain. Thumb pain has been going on for some time, but recently has gotten noticeably worse.
I know that whole Itus family. Arthur can be a real pain.
It is 80 in Miami 70 here and 50 in Tallahassee how is that for schizo?
>> So what degenerates joints?
Damp conditions will encourage mildew, mold growth.
It’s almost freezing here.
28, that is. Pretty nice day. Better than 10.
Gracious me, all those young boys are making me feel like a dirty old lady.
I think “Mr. Sunshine” needs to come over here and scrub all of the dirty off….. 😛
Scott, in answer to your “free ride” question from last night, Gabe linked this story at ace’s. Under the National Labor Relations Act, unions can electively choose to collectively bargain for non-members, but are not required to do so, and are quite free to negotiate for members only.
http://blog.heritage.org/2012/12/11/michigan-unions-freeloader-myth/
That doesn’t square up with the lying union thug I just heard on the radio, Dave. Free riders everywhere, man. Going to need judges’ rulings on that. Or something.
So what degenerates joints? Cross country training, genetics, or gluten?
arthuritis
Old age.
(There’s a cure for that, but…..)
Who has their calendar marked for 12/12/12 at 12:12?
Hi, Gabe!
*waves*
lying union thug I just heard on the radio
Lying?Union?Thug?
You jest.
a new holiday film for the “dirty old ladies”
a must see, according to some.
Jism 2: Film Review
9:52 PM PDT 8/8/2012 by Lisa Tsering
The Bottom Line
Raunchy thriller is one of the worst Hindi films of the year.
Cast: Sunny Leone, Arunoday Singh, Randeep Hooda, Arif Zakaria
Director: Pooja Bhatt
jism evidently means “body” in hindi (whooda thought)
the full review here: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com
Hello, my dear.
*throws snowball at face*
“Who has their calendar marked for 12/12/12 at 12:12?”
AM
or
PM?
Well, AM already happened.
There is no 12:12 AM. That would be 00:12.
http://www.mathsisfun.com/time.html
no L
Hello, my dear.
*throws snowball at face*
Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong, cupcake.
*throws dirt clod at mid-section*
Whut?
We’re all out of snow.
There is no 12:12 AM. That would be 00:12.
Look, it’s not my duty to interpret data, I just report what the instruments tell me. Union rules.
I stand corrected,Jam. There are two ways to express the time.
HO3
H3O+ and HO– are present in every glass of water.
Arthur can be a real pain
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Leon, are you talking about deuterium?
Wouldn’t that be H(sup)2H0?
Does tritium bind with oxygen?
Smile guy is mine, thank you in advance.
>> Does tritium bind with oxygen?
It will bind with just about everything that hydrogen will.
I hung out with Cyn last night. You did not.
Hydrogen… that whore.
Well, we haven’t seen her this AM, so apparently she had more fun than you did.
Mj, tell us more!
Hydrogen wears the skankiest outfits, worse than Miley Cyrus.
Hydrogen, xbrad would hit that.
I know NRO is the RINO den,but I enjoy Jay Nordlinger’s columns, and Steyn and occasional other stuff. But jeebus flinderbers, the fucking popup/grey screen on their pages is killing me. It takes forfuckingever to load. Half the time I forget about it, get half way through a piece, and then it shows up. And when you close it, the page reloads to the top again.
Hey, web developers, TRY MAKING PAGES MORE PLEASANT TO VISIT, NOT A FUCKING HASSLE!!
http://tinyurl.com/a54qnk5
Tabasco Slim Jims are greasy and fucking awesome.
They make good candles.
Scott, today is makin’ bacon day, ain’t it? Will CTBRC be liveblogging the event?
Love Andy’s AOS headline:
Ezra Klein: Often Wrong, Never In Doubt
I hung out with MJ last night. You did not.
Well done on the HHD, Roamy! Mmm Mmm Mmm
Did you get ID’d cyn? Since you were out with MJ?
Obamacare = the people who pay have to pay for those who don’t
Right to Work = it’s not fair for the people who pay to pay for those who don’t
Hmm, let’s spot the difference
actually, that’s not a fair representation. Obamacare just says that everyone has to buy insurance. It does not specify who pays.
Waiter: Sir, I’ll need to see some ID.
MJ: Sure, here.
Waiter: Fine, and what shall I get you?
MJ: Cosmopolitan
Waiter: Fine. And for your mother?
*stabs Hotspurt with my cane*
Cyn, please note that I did not go there in my comment.
That’s not to say that I didn’t type “Since you were out with your son”, and erase it.
Crap, now I typed it.
How about I post some Pink Floyd links to make up for it?
HA! So very considerate, Jay. I will kill you first; out of consideration of course.
Pink Floyd? My favorite!
*emails trojan worm thingy to J’Ames that makes any new browser page he opens play youtube videos of showtunes*
Seriously, though, he didn’t try anything did he?
Oh cool, Annie remakes!
You are such an ass.
12/12/12 12:12
Try anything? Oh my heavens, yes he did. He tried a lot!
He tried to climb into a grown-up sized chair all by himself (almost made it, too).
He tried to order for me (but mispronounced ‘fillet mignon’; it was cute tho).
And he tried to buckle himself into the car booster seat – he got a gold star on his shirt for that one!
plus 1
plus 1
FAIL.
*kicks dirt*
We had tons of fun and I’m bummed that we didn’t do any pictures. Nothing like bringing your camera and forgetting to use it. Thus, you HAVE to come back to AZ, MJ!
Seriously, though, he didn’t try anything did he?
It’s not like i was meeting Xbrad yannow.
First time Cyn invited me to her home, the VERY first thing she did was show off her pistol and shotgun.
I’m not the brightest bulb on the tree, but even I can take that hint.
Comment by Hotspur on December 12, 2012 8:53 am
I had my first Noel when I was about seventeen.
No one picked up on this??? NO ONE?!?!?
NOEL IS A GUY’S NAME, PEOPLE!!!! A GUY’S NAME!!!!!
It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore…….
Correct Brad. The first slab is ready for smoke tonight.
I hope botulism isn’t involved.
We had a Noelle in my class in HS.
Tall, thin, nice figure, blonde, sweet disposition, pretty smile…
And a nose just like a pig’s snout. Seriously, if you looked right at her, you could see clear past her sinuses and pretty much back to her brain stem.
I generally prefer women to avoid plastic surgery, but I’ve always hoped this poor dear got some rhinoplasty.
What is up first, Scottw? Brine?
I’m afraid I haven’t been following the bacon saga as closely as I’d have liked, my understanding is you are smoking three batches and will be giving some away for teh Christmas.
When you are done, they will still be raw pork, yes? Still need to be cooked, just infused with flavor? How are you slicing the strips?
Greetings, twelve twelve twelvers.
Noel (pronounced No-well) was definitely not a guy.
Now, why don’t you tell us about the first time you did Michael?
There was a girl named Noel that was in my class, too. Coincidentally, she also had kind of a piggy nose.
Noel (pronounced No-well) was definitely not a guy.
Noel: http://tinyurl.com/dyktay
Hey, Cyn, can I borrow Sparky? I need a dog to blame.
Or is MJ still riding him?
Wiser, keep your PoL pic in PoL.
Wiser, keep your PoL pic in PoL.
Keep trying, Xbrad. There’s still a couple of weeks left in the month.
That comment wasn’t salubrious, wiserbud.
well, maybe a little.
For Cyn ONLY! None of you other reprobates should click on this link.
*click
*click *click
Leon, are you talking about deuterium?
No, Hydronium and Hydroxide. Water self-ionizes into both at varying concentrations.
Seriously, though, Wiserbud, when did you finally decide you were hetero?
Seriously, though, Wiserbud, when did you finally decide you were hetero?
Remember when we first met?
That pretty much cemented it.
Hahahahaha
Good one.
Hey Hotspur, how many hundredths of a second did you win by?
I can’t remember, J’ames. He never did buy me that beer.
I can’t remember, J’ames. He never did buy me that beer.
umm.. I beat you in average time. So, in reality, I won.
Goalposts, moved.
One lap does not a race make. Just like one inning doesn’t win the entire game.
But I bought you a beer.
How often are you doing the radio gig, wiser? Glad that it’s fun for you.
How often are you doing the radio gig, wiser? Glad that it’s fun for you.
Every Saturday. But this Saturday is the last show for about a month.
But I bought you a beer.
Yes. Yes you did. And next time, your first beer is on me.
Next time I meet up with Wiser, I owe him a beer or two.
I’ll buy him a Bud Light Lime.
I’ll buy him a Bud Light Lime.
I think I just quit drinking.
Heh. I said I owe you.
I didn’t say anything about actually fulfilling that obligation.
Barkeep! A round of Diet Dr Peppers for all my fr–
*looks around*
Where did everybody go?
Why? Bud Lite Lime = Corona
Just had an MV-22 pass overhead, presumably from MCAS Mirimar en route to 29 Palms.
They really do have a weird, deep rumbling sound.
Jay, I’d be willing to be seen drinking Corona, so they aren’t equal.
Why? Bud Lite Lime = Corona
not. even. close.
Barkeep! A round of Diet Dr Peppers for all my fr–
*looks around*
Where did everybody go?
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“friends.”
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Good one, shawn.
Bud Lite Lime = Zima
‘Sup, crank yankers and sweet wimmens?
Good morning, pettifoggers.
Hey there, Miss Lipstick! How’s by you?
‘Sup, crank yankers and sweet wimmens?
How you feeling today, Ms. Rivers?
John mellencamp 2012 sounds damned-near identical to John Prine circa 1970.
off to work. New Justin Beiber Christmas CD out today and I want to get there and make sure I save a copy for XBrad.
Wiser – Can’t focus for very long and really starting to bruise up. Hurts pretty good too. Can’t complain though, almost got Herself and myself T-boned twice so, it was either this or give up driving.
Joke’s on you, Richard. I was gonna say “freaks.”
Yeah.
LIPSTIIIIIICK!
http://tinyurl.com/2f37th5
How you doing?
Hey, Chief, Lippy.
off to work. New Justin Beiber Christmas CD out today and I want to get there and make sure I save a copy for XBrad.
Does it come with a set of Beiber endorsed Meggings?!?!?!?!
Ohplease
Ohplease
Ohplease
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/335622.php
Comment by Hotspur on December 12, 2012 1:41 pm
But I bought you a beer.
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Said by Hotspur at the end of EVERY date!
Um, what the hell?
Hi y’all. I’ve been lurking but on the Fire and I can’t comment from that yet.
Master Chief, hope you feel better soon. Pups, love the gifs. Sean, is your weather stinking today too?
I never liked the Beatles and Paul McCartney is such a fame whore.
Plus I heard that hideous Christmas song of his yesterday in a store. ptuey!
I’ve never had any love of the Beatles as a group or individually.
Never liked the Beatles, nor really, Paul McC. But I did like a few songs by Paul McC and Wings.
It is cold and windy here, Lips, but at least it’s not raining yet.
I seem to be one of the few people around here who likes the Beatles, but Paul is probably my least favorite of the four. And I seriously don’t get why the surviving members of Nirvana want him to play the part of Kurt Cobain. Was Elton John busy or something?
Actually, I’d kinda like to see Elton John do that.
Elton John belting out “Rape Me” would be…interesting.
And I seriously don’t get why the surviving members of Nirvana want him to play the part of Kurt Cobain.
Maybe they don’t like him either and they reeeally want him to play the part of Kurt Cobain?
Ilike the Beatles but, currently Paul McC looks like an aging lesbian and sounds like a croaking frog.
Was Elton John busy or something?
Pat Boone was unavailable.
FedEx just had me sign for a suspiciously large package. Why was he wearing a bomb suit?
Just FYI, if any doc offers you methocarbomol, be advised that it can make you drow……..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
is she breathing?
methocarbomol
Isn’t that a date rape drug?
I poked some holes in the box to let in air and heard a scream and it’s drippping blood.
Isn’t that a date rape drug?
If it is, it ain’t working.
*grumbles*
*smacks Dave*
I TOLD you not to give her that Bud Light Lime to wash it down!
xBrad – It’s my left eyeball!
Ohai, Aggie…..
I poked some holes in the box to let in air and heard a scream and it’s drippping blood.
I would have sworn I ordered the Justin Bieber TOOTHBRUSH…..
Whoever keeps hitting me in the face with a ball peen hammer can stop any time now, TYIA.
From wikipedia:
In addition, methocarbamol may cause urine to turn black, blue, or green.
Neat!
Whoever keeps hitting me in the face with a ball peen hammer can stop any time now, TYIA.
*slides methocarbomol and Bud Light Lime to the Chief*
In addition, methocarbamol may cause urine to turn black, blue, or green.
Funny how Hubby neglected to tell me any of this.
*starts to plot revenge*
The effect is purported to be harmless. Lots of organic compounds do it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylene_blue
Usually causes blue urine and sclera as well as treating malaria.
Black gold! Texas pee!
Sean wins the internet.
Again.
*pokes blog*
OK, who forgot to pay the power bill in here again?
Jimmy Carter being for marijuana legalization should give pause to supporters of that cause.
I mean, the only reason we have legal MJ here is so there’ll be someone shorter than me.
http://tinyurl.com/asxfqc2
MJ’s legal?
Happy Birthday, MJ!
Paul McC looks like an aging lesbian YES!!!
MJ’s legal?
NOW you tell me.
How long before Obamatax decides that medical marijuana is required to be covered?
‘Cuz that might bring the whole system crashing down faster than ever……
Buhmmer, man.
Oh, THANK GOD HE’S SAFE!
http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/cops-nm-men-plotted-to-kill-bieber
He’s not safe – he’s bleeding out all over XBrad’s living room floor.
There was a slight glitch when I ordered the JB singing toothbrush for his SS gift…..
NOW you tell me.
Oh please, like that’s what stopped you.
Did anybody else hold an Olympic silver medal in their grubby little paws today?
No, I only have Golds and a Bronze.
Golds were for Qualitative Analysis, ’93 and ’94. Bronze was for Mechanical Chronology, ’94.
Science Olympiad, bitchez.
Nerd Olympics.
Nerd Olympics.
Do you have a gold medal? I know you have like 7 Nobels, but I have 2 gold medals.
And that bronze? Literally no training. I took a plum weight on a stand with some kite thread and beat the nerds that built friggin’ water clocks.
I have some chocolate medals covered in gold – does that count?
No.
Government is the new aristocracy. When the Duke’s son assaults a peasant, he is told not to do it again. Next time he may be removed from the Duke’s court. Maybe.
Prima Nocte.
BTW, “Secret Santa” is kinda hard to play when someone puts their name on the return label.
I used to have a cross the street neighbor who was dyslexic. He had four big 4′ tall red and green letters that spelt NOEL that he and his wife displayed on the front lawn every Christmas. One year he put them out backwords and proclaimed “LEON” to the whole city.
True Story.
I made that happen.
*Not a true story.
BTW, “Secret Santa” is kinda hard to play when someone puts their name on the return label.
Or on the packing slip if you have it mailed from a 3rd party.
Of course, the post office won’t let you do an online mailing label unless the name & address for the credit/debit card and the billing address match, either. The credit card companies frown on that….
How the hell do people do it, then, Teresa?
SYWM!!!
they do it less secrety
I just stole a few id3entities, and opened credit card accounts.
So if you get a gift from Esther Williams or Tom Clancy, you’re welcome.
You can always scratch out/obscure the return address on the mailing label. Or walk up to the counter at the post office and pay for it, and that way you can put any return address on it.
Or you can send it to a friend/family member and have them ship it for you.
Think of it as “Gift Laundering”…..
Is there a local Arizona pie? You know, like key lime is local to Florida.
Gila Monster Pie – it’s got a real bite to it.
Oh for fuck’s sake.
“HO HO HO”
http://tinyurl.com/d655noh
possibly nsfw
MJ – no pies, per se, but the Prickly Pear and Saguaro Cacti have been made into jams and BBQ sauces and candies.
Prickly pear fruit are yummy. My grandmother loved them. There is actually an opuntia cactus that is native to Connecticut. Pretty hard to find in the wild anymore though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js4fP9BpsUc
As long as I’ve been here, I’ve never tried prickly pear but it is on the to-do list. I think they’re also called Indian Figs.
Looks like Wiser is off his meds.
http://tinyurl.com/brfk686
Feather
She’s cute, but she’s no banana-on-the-snout-and-catching-it-pup, speaking of which, I’ve not gotten my fix today…brb.
Feather
Yes, thank you. Not Dot.
My eyeballs is dry.
Speaking of “dot” Indians, I’ve had 3 of them call me from “Microsoft” over the last 3 days.
I’ve managed to get each of them to tell me that they are calling from Connecticut. But when I ask them what city they’re calling from, they all hang up on me.
I guess that “problem with my computer” must not be as crucial as they seem to want me to believe…..
*underhand softball toss @ Xbrad*
http://tinyurl.com/au2fl4b
Heeeere kitty kitty!
http://tinyurl.com/bv84ork
http://tinyurl.com/au2fl4b
.. but did she touch it?
oh look! A new post at Ace’s!
http://tinyurl.com/c7fwwwc
Pupster, you wanna do BBF?
oh look! A new post at Ace’s!
Why is that man hitting Mare?
Come to think of it, anyone besides hotspur wanna do BBF?
Don’t fall for it, Pups, it’s a trap.
Hey, MJ!
http://tinyurl.com/a63s7dq
Everyone’s death is slow.
MCPO starring in…Eyefall!
*Bond music
If douche A leaves Indiana at noon, and bag B leaves Ohio at 9am, how many dicks has hotspur eaten?
Zeke is ready http://i.imgur.com/k1yVI.jpg
Come to think of it, anyone besides hotspur wanna do BBF?
I will take this one.
A sneak preview: http://is.gd/r8EYiw
Yeah, I can do BBF.
Rosetta already featured that one.
I could do FCF, but that wasn’t popular last time.
Cyn, don’t watch the Sandy concert. Pink Floyd, RIGHT NOW.
Pups, thanks for ….
Which story you wanna hear?
I didn’t eat any dicks.
Just came from the Year Ender at our local home builders association.
Far far cry from five or six years ago. We’ve gone from over eight hundred members to around 350.
😦
That is funny Scott
MCPO posted a photo of himself on FaceCriminy, and he looked like a Fox News reporter at a SEIU meeting.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2246506/Britains-adult-babies-open-nurseries-new-documentary.html
So, when you’re having a debate with a lib, and you state a fact, and they reply, “I hadn’t heard/seen that” it means “You’re wrong.”
We have bacon!
Test pieces are in the frying pan.
My idiot ex roommate posted an FB status and now I’m angry over the brain cells that died in reading it.
FB makes you stupid. The science is settled.
Did anybody “write” their name in the snow on anybody else’s front yard today?
I’m not on it. I heard it makes you infertile and weak-minded.
I avoided it until highschool and then was pretty much forced onto it because it was practically the only way my friends communicated.
Your friends are infertile and weak-minded…..and crap their pants.
There was no internet when I was in highschool. I first saw a PC at the age of 18, and used the internet at the age 25.
Did anybody “write” their name in the snow on anybody else’s front yard today?
No, but I dotted the i.
We have ham.
3.2 bacon.
I’m the baby, Tushar – this has been well established by now 😛
I will take this one.
A sneak preview: http://is.gd/r8EYiw
Isn’t there some kinda rule around here about nipples or something? Maybe PJM could clarify….
Yeah, that was not what we were hoping for. That was Alton Brown’s apple juice-molasses recipe. Fail. It’s pretty good-tasting for sweet ham, though. Too bad it’s not actually supposed to be ham.
I avoided it until highschool and then was pretty much forced onto it because it was practically the only way my friends communicated.
Yeah, I can be harder to get ahold of. On the other hand, they can rest assured that I have not read nor give a shit about whateverthefuck drama they’ve generated on facechimp.
Nor am I even remotely aware of what they’ve posted to their GoogleButt.
Comment by xbradtc on December 12, 2012 5:42 pm
BTW, “Secret Santa” is kinda hard to play when someone puts their name on the return label.
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Someone’s wife didn’t understand the concept, so quit yer bitchin’……… You can bitch when you open the box.
I’ve never had an AB recipe fail, that’s disappointing.
Drama is the operative word there. Pretty sure FB caused a nephew’s divorce.
On the other hand, my ex-SIL whined at Thanksgiving that no one visited or sent her a get-well card when she was in the hospital. Um, you unfriended and blocked Every. Single. Family. Member, didn’t call or write to tell anyone what happened, don’t be bitching because we’re not effin’ mindreaders.
I feel a disturbance in the Force…
Romy
Did you get my book recommendation last night?
Leon, I think I did some things wrong. I am going to try again with another smaller piece of pork belly in the future.
Yeah, that’s the other not being on there gets me. If people want me to know something, they actually have to tell me.
I suspect this piece of pork had a facebook account.
A minion attends to his Princess. . .
Vmax, yes, I did. Haven’t downloaded it yet, though. I’ve been reading Julie Andrews’ autobiography.
Did the brined one do ant better than the rub Scott?
Sweet pic, MCPO. Hope you are feeling better very soon!
This one was a brine, the rubs will be ready this weekend.
Good Romy
I gave it 6 snorts 3 guffaws 2 lol’s and 1 tears running from laughter.
Thanks Romy. I’ve felt better two days after a bar fight though.
Well, hello there, Romey.
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s5zft/
MCPO got smaller. I don’t remember him being fat, but he must have been.
I hope you feel better soon MCPO
Why aren’t you on drugs?
How did you get Zeke’s pic Pups? I don’t have a rug like that…Is he cheating on me?
*sobs*
I didn’t have back spasms today.
Christmas season isn’t what it used to be.
That is a cute pic.
Vman -Gubbermint don’t like to pay for drugs for old soldiers, Sailors or Marines.
Sweet picture, Chief – looks like she’s got your number 😛
Scott – I lost 35 lbs sos I can pig out over the holidays. Come Jan 2, 2013, it’s back to So.Bch Phase 1.
Hey M-C3PO, wouldn’t a little duct tape have been cheaper and easier?
Pepe – I’m beginning to think you may be correct.
*carves date into granite stone*
>>Hey M-C3PO, wouldn’t a little duct tape have been cheaper and easier?
Are you talking about duct tape the hold the droopy eyelids up, or duct tape the mouth shut so he can lose 35 lbs?
Turning in early this evening – nytol and sweet dreams to all ♥♥♥
Go to colbert.totaldouchebag.com and give.
Decorating tips for holidays:
http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/local/burlington_county_times_news/kissing-balls-add-romance-to-holiday-decor/article_41a03b96-31e9-5273-8f0f-9d5ed3d75c9d.html
Awww, Pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/dxfytel
Scott, I was waiting for Kanye to say that Obama doesn’t care about black people.
So, when you’re having a debate with a lib, and you state a fact, and they reply, “I hadn’t heard/seen that” it means “You’re wrong.”
you talked to the idiots I work with at the music store???
She sucks worse than Kanye.
oo o oo oo ooooooo oooo ooo ooo oo ooo oo oooo oo o oo o o o
I decided to watch Miracle on 34th street instead of 12/12/12.
I been at practice. Is there a bacons update?
Scott – WTF are you watching?
are you people really watching the 12/12/12 “we’re so awesome because all we need to do is play music and be credited with caring” concert?
Where is Car in? Working late?
holy crap… I haven;t seen CSI in a while. When did it become the “all old actors and actresses get a role, despite how hideous you look and act” show?
CSI is the new “Love Boat”
Also, when did the investigations into plane crashes get left to the local labs?
Much like ER did, CSI seems to have passed it’s expiration date, and simply running on fumes.
I’m watching the 12/12/12 concert so I could make the zombie apocalypse joke about the Rolling Stones to Rocketboy and Mr. RFH.
The Rolling Stones look like Mother Theresa formed a band.
Laugh if you will, Keith Richards will outlive us all.
He’s pre-disastered.
MCPO, reel up your eyelids and check your e-string
Laugh if you will, Keith Richards will outlive us all.
Keith Richards = The Vampire Lestat?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/thesaccattack/this-is-what-happens-at-nasa-between-projects-5o2x
Shake Weight around 2:05. Didn’t see Mrs. Peel or anyone else I know.
The Vampire Lestat bit Keith Richards and started screaming “DON’T TASE ME BRO”
My owies have owies tonight. Wait until you see tomorrow’s photo!!
I kinda wish they had gone with Macho Man Roamy.
But still, I love it when people who work together have fun.
home from worky worky now. who missed me?
Carin – You missed baby Debra. She was looking for you!
:(((
Now we know why most peope have piss poor intellect.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/brain-cells-made-human-urine-201443181.html
DG was all ready to run away with you, Car in, but you failed her in her hour of need.
I’ ‘ll win her over eventually xbrad. babies love me.
DG was all ready to run away with you, Car in, but you failed her in her hour of need.
And there it is.
Nicely done, Xbrad. I knew you had it in you
*high fives xbrad
*sterilizes hands
*repeat
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/grumpiest-tattoo-ever
Xbrad, subtle, but great. I had to read it twice to see what made Wiserbud high five.
Carin – Just for you. . .
Hi Car in I knew you were around.
Pet friendly apartments in Minot are between $1000 and $2000 a month.
45 min away they are $500
I need to buy a Civic or Corolla with 4wd and snow tires.
This is kinda cool:
http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htecm/articles/20121210.aspx
Who knew?
So, what’s up with everyone?
I’m in Arizona. I hung out with the fabulous Ms Cyn last night.
Revvy – I had an 18 wheeler run over my face repeatedly.
I got tased bro
Vmax,
I don’t think you can get a Civic or Corolla like that. You could get an old Subaru wagon like I drive (’94 Loyale) for cheap and put good tires on it.
I coulda had a V8!
Vmax, the Subaru is a good choice, but I get by with a front wheel drive Hyundai and a set of Hankook 727s. Haven’t seen a place I can’t go, if I take my time.
If you are completely scared of the snow and ice, get the 4WD and slow down.
4WD helps get you moving. Doesn’t do anything to help you stop. For snow and ice, if you can’t get there in a front wheel drive, you aren’t gonna do much better in a 4WD.
Jay,
Snow is one thing, ice another.
When we get ice here, where the roads are crowned high and the ditches are deep, we use Anita’s Ranger with studded-snows on all 4 corners and 4-wheel-drive.
It’s high enough off the ground that we aren’t pushing snow, and the studs handle the ice. Pity they aren’t making them anymore. It’s a very nice truck…
2100 here in the PacNW. Time to eat, watch the local sNEWS and sleep.
Good night, my imaginary internet friends, and may GOD bless you and yours…
Xbrad,
BullShit. Studs on all 4 and not locking them up stops WAY better.
Ymmv, if you can’t drive, or are a desert-dweller.
Chrisp, studs are a whole nother matter from regular tires.
More importantly, what’s up with you Revvy?
CSI? You should be watching Arrrow.
Vmax, my wife has a new Subaru Outback. We love it.
I haven’t seen studded tires around here for a long time.
I know lots of satisfied Subaru owners. They look good, too.
I have a 4WD Dakota, too. I just haven’t had to drive it to work in 3-4 years. Then again I drive on a highway the whole way, too.
Based on the 2 1/2 years I lived in good ol’ snowy Des Moines, getting around in winter really wasn’t that big a deal because of the excellent job the highway crews typically did there.
That’s true, cb. They do a good job.
They do even better in ND. It’s impressive.
3 years in Germany, 4 years on Colorado, and 8 years in the greater Chicago area, and I never once needed 4wd.
You may ask yourself, am I right, am I wrong?
You may say to yourself, my derp, what have I done?
I should have known better than to ask 😛
apologizing now for that repost cause my computer decided to be an ass.
Good morning.
*flips on coffee maker*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rosetta is gay
Fin
*wipes away a tear*
That was lovely, Tushar. Pure poetry.
wakey wakey
We had so many stinking large parties last night.It was pissing me off.
I had to wait about an hour with empty tables for this one table to leave so we could seat a party of 12 in my section.
spitting mad.
They tipped me $45 bucks, so that went a bit of a way to making me feel better.
New Poat up