Good morning. Yeah, a third week of Olympians for Hunky Hump Day. There’s just a bumper crop of ’em this year.
Also, Wiser said I should work on adding more content, humor and, at times, even culture.
Now that’s taken care of, we have the Dutch gymnast Epke Zonderland.
Brazilian diver Hugo Parisi
South African swimmer Roland Schoeman
James Magnusson was such a hit last week, now I bring you more of the Australian swim team.
And last but not least, American diver swimmer Matt Grevers.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
Update: Epke Zonderland’s epic high bar routine, wins the gold!
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YEA!!!!!
Ga. Obama honestly does NOTHING but fundraise and campaign every day. EVERY DAMN day. He’s over 200.
I haven’t been posting this shit, but it’s been going on. They touted that Romney did more crap in July – and actually July Obama was a BIT lighter, and I was sorta shocked. But he’s more than made up for it before and after.
Carin, I saw where Obama bought $77 million in ad time. He’s gotta get the money from somewhere, though I bet he’s going run his campaign in the red just like the country.
>> My doctor is always asking to check my prostate. It’s annoying. I’m starting to doubt his credentials. It’s also weird that his office is in a bus station.
The next thing he’ll recommend is “prostate therapy.”
…
Don’t ask me how I know this.
Roamy – Obama is spending a TON of money – and he had a good war chest. He has more money than ROmney and is spending more. That bullshit they keep putting out about Romney “buying” the election makes me want to choke a bitch.
The next thing he’ll recommend is “prostate therapy.”
…
Don’t ask me how I know this.
does that involve a “happy ending?”
Zonderman’s gold medal high bar routine was absolutely amazing. Definitely should be put up here, since it’s on topic. I’ll do it later, if no one else does it before me.
I’m sure NBC is locking down all videos on youtube, anyway.
>> does that involve a “happy ending?”
Maybe for the doctor. I don’t know, I, I don’t like to talk about it.
Romney isn’t spending money right now because he can’t. All the RNC money doesn’t become available until after his nomination. Plus he’s not the President, and can’t use the office as his bully pulpit.
Yet.
Go ahead, Jay.
I wanted to find a good pic of the older gymnast who was on the still rings the other night. Still looking.
Work time.
Woo Hoo NIce! BUNK!
No pic of the men’s rowing team?
Ga. I may have to walk away from the computer for the day. a facedouche “friend” is getting on my last nerve. He’s being pedantic, which I find irritating. And his “above it all “attitude is insulting.
He’s being pedantic, which I find irritating
Hmm, can’t find anything wrong here, give me a minute.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
(nohomo)
I’ve sort of convinced myself that Obama is going to lose. Here in Florida, there are daily segments about the RNC. There are signs everywhere, and both Tampa and St Pete are getting a mini facelift.
The polling is all over the place in the swing states, though. It looks to me as if each party has solidified their base, but normal people are doing normal things, and not really paying attention.
Instead of addressing a point, he addresses some stupid … side point. I made a rather innocuous statement about gas prices, and he replies that Americans are excessive complainers. I linked an article regarding voters being “brainwashed” by the media, and he replies that – basically – everyone does it.
I find this circular logic infuriating.
Just say things in a very simple, straightforward way, preferrably a single sentence, but end it with a winking smiley, so he can’t tell if you’re kidding or not. 😉
…when facts are not on your side, bullshit.
Just block him, Carin. Is he really worth the aggravation?
Did you tell him that Obama ate a dog?
Roamy, isn’t Matt really a swimmer not a diver???
awww, good for you, MJ. You must feel so much better now….
http://tinyurl.com/9f4cg4l
Dats bedder.
Just say things in a very simple, straightforward way
Ahem,
Fuck you. “smiley face”
NICE!!!!
Did you tell him that Obama ate a dog?
I’ll throw that at him if he starts up again.
Ahem,
Fuck you. “smiley face”
EXCELLENT!
Gas prices SUCK and we should be complaining about it because they don’t need to be that high. Or high at all.
Your assfacedbook “friend” is an idiot.
This is the best part of Wiser’s story:
t wasn’t until late July that a doctor saw a strange-looking object up Isaak’s nose and asked him what he thought it was.
“I put some spaghetti up there, but that was a long time ago,” the child told the doctor, according to KSL.
Ha ha haaaaa !
Your assfacedbook “friend” is an idiot.
I told him we were supposed to take it like good little citizens.
Hopefully he got the reference but I’m not sure because he can be obtuse at times.
If I were a woman, this would be my favorite Olympic competitor. My estimation is that this fellow here is much of a man.
http://is.gd/gI4Kqq
Every thing he gets he puts up his nose.
How can a doctor miss something that big up a kid’s tiny nose?
Back when beasnette was five, she had a horrible case of strep. She had sores around her mouth and nose and pus on her tonsils. The strep test came out negative and the Dr. (her regular Dr. was booked, so I had to see this other turd), told me that if it doesn’t improve, bring her back next week and he’ll prescribe her something. Like a dumbass, I bit my tongue and took her home.
By Monday, she had a rash and a terrific itch from the inside out. Took her to her regular Dr., who took one look and said, ‘Strep rash, how many days has it been…’.
Then he looked in her ears and pulled out some fun foam. Fun foam. The other *cough* Dr. *cough, looked in her ears and didn’t see a damned thing.
So many ‘shoulda dones’, I was pissed. It was several days and much Benadryl before the itch subsided and as the rash traveled, it bubbled up and began to peel.
My estimation is that this fellow here is much of a man.
He looks nice.
[…] the ladies who don’t get very excited by Load HEAT, it’s Hunky Hump Day at the Hostages. Olympic […]
“He looks nice.”
Actually, he looks a lot like the “women” Leon posts here on Mondays.
BOOOO
clintbird, beasnette and I got yelled at, at our polling place yesterday. I was accused of telling her who to vote for, when I was just answering an innocent question.
Well, that’s what you get for living close to St. Louis.
Wow. That’s the worst case of strep I’ve ever heard of, and that includes me with a knot the size of a golf ball in my throat last time I had a bad case. Poor kid (and mom).
Unrelated, whatever the fuck I did to my right knee, gonna have to go back to the docs. At this point the sonofabitch actually hurts more than the left one I had replaced a month ago. The injection I got on Friday didn’t do shit.
Shit. It’s probably prostate cancer.
All kidding aside, Barb, you’d laugh at the few “incidents” at the polling place where I worked yesterday. Of course, we have very few Democrats where I live. Yesterday, I would estimate about 10% of those voting there were Democrats. Of those, 5 or 6 griped about our new voter id requirement, disenfranchising votere, etc. All the complainers seemed to have no problem producing such an id. On the Republican side, it was extraordinary what a high percentage of voters voluntered that they were GLAD to be asked for an id in order to vote.
With jazz and conversation
From the foot of Mt. Belzoni. . .
clint, the area where I vote is pretty ‘red-state’. Akin, who we voted to run against McCaskill, was our district’s guy.
The poll worker was rude in his loudness of accusation. I didn’t see any signs saying I couldn’t quietly answer a voluntarily asked question of my person by a family member. I even looked up voter laws and saw nothing addressing it other than those that needed help….would get a rep from both parties to address it OR a person of their choice.
Shit. It’s probably prostate cancer.
We better get you ready for your exam. Bend over and I’ll have wiser put on some gloves.
Have you been favoring the other knee more and it’s all tuckered out OR is it possible your other knee was so bad, it camouflaged any bad of the other?
Of those, 5 or 6 griped about our new voter id requirement, disenfranchising votere, etc.
Whining, a common trait of the gubmint lover.
Have you been favoring the other knee more and it’s all tuckered out OR is it possible your other knee was so bad, it camouflaged any bad of the other?
OH, good point Beasn. I’ve got an idea, Dave. First go get a hammer.
Tell me when you’re ready.
The poll worker was rude in his loudness of accusation.
“Go fuck up a stump” is a response that springs to mind.
You don’t have to dance for me
I’ve seen you dance before. . .
I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna know how you’re gonna check Dave’s prostate with a hammer.
“Go fuck up a stump” is a response that springs to mind.
“Pound sand” would work as a polite euphemism.
Chief, I just started ‘A Feast of Crows’.
How Cersei is not dead yet, is beyond me. Though I do like how Tywin perished.
Feast ‘for’ Crows.
>> Have you been favoring the other knee more and it’s all tuckered out OR is it possible your other knee was so bad, it camouflaged any bad of the other?
Probably more of the former, this is a new problem. But the xray shows lots of nice space in the joint, so I’m nowhere near having to think about another replacement (for now). I’ll get it scoped and fixed up soon as I can.
…
What is the hammer for?
Beasn – I love the books, but he does piss me off when he kills of characters that I’ve become emotionally invested in.
Feast for Crows is a hard read, but it has soooo many stories in it. Wait til you get to Dance With Dragons, it’s a lot faster reading.
I like the fact that he’s not afraid to kill anyone off. Makes the storyline less predictable. I wish more authors used it.
EARFQUAKE!!!
again.
4.5 is respectable for an earfquake, yes?
Hey SEAN!
Yeah, just a nudge here, Sean.
RE: the header pic
When a baby is born in China, the tradition is to drop a special silver spoon onto an immaculate jade floor. Whatever sound the spoon makes when it hits the floor will be the child’s name.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/ci15189281.php
*runs to put on bikini, awaiting beachfront property*
Squeeeee! Beach Blanket Bingo anyone?
So the spoon bounced?
Chief, I hear you, it’s most annoying. Yeah, killing off good characters is off the beaten path, but jumping jeebus, keep a few handy. And now to find Catelyn lived and turned haggish in appearance, thinking all her children dead….and noone knows all but one still live?
And what about the wolves? WTF did he have to go all grisely with Greywind?
“Beach Blanket Bingo anyone?”
True story: when those movies first came out my parents thought they were too racy for us to watch so we weren’t allowed to see Annette and Frankie frolic.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/ci15189281#summary
What is the hammer for?
I’m gonna bonk your big toe, so you don’t think about your knee pain.
This is going to work GREAT.
*opens medical practice in bus station
4.5 is respectable for an earfquake, yes?
Nah. Anything less than a 5 is pretty ho-hum.
*backs away slowly*
Video from Lapeeralooza:
Jay, does Book #5 truly get “faster”? I got bogged down about halfway through and just couldn’t bring myself to read any more of it. It’s like he’s just throwing stuff at the wall to see what will stick…..
I’m getting bogged down with noone slapping that bitch Cersei upside the head.
Oh, and if anyone gets a FB message from my account, offering a free iPad, ’tisn’t me – I got hacked last night.
Didn’t buy me dinner or nuttin’……
Beach Blanket Bingo anyone?
You can come sit on my blanket anytime…
There is no spoon…
TiFW, I thought the whole book flowed better. But then again it was about Tyrion, and I’m a fan.
Hey, everybody, guess who’s getting a free iPa–
Damnit.
Car in will NOT be happy about this!
My favorite character is Hodor and Tyrion and Jon and Ghost and Arya and the dragons.
Oh….and Dolorous Ed. The Eeyore of the Black Brothers.
“Back when I was a lad, we only ate rats on feast days. Me being the youngest, always got the tail. There is no meat on the tail”
There is no spoon…
My favorite chapter was The Red Wedding, because I saw it coming, but not to that degree.
Wow.
Arya is irritating later on. But oh well, so is her sister.
The fuck?
What about the weather? WHAT ABOUT THE WEATHER?
It’s hotter than Cuffy’s ass after eating two dozen jalapeno poppers!!11!
Mr. Beasn loves his iPad. I like the radar app. It takes pretty good pictures and video too.
Mr. Beasn’s uncle was diagnosed with liver cancer several weeks ago. Was told he had 6 months to live…thus the reason why him and his wife didn’t show up at our party. A week later, his infected gall bladder gave him blood poisoning and was told he had 6 days. He figured he lived long enough and only approved pain meds. Mr. Beasn visited him at hospice and was perturbed that he looked and spoke so well for a dying man. Showed him pictures of the house he took with the iPad via his request and asked him many questions about the old country and recorded it on his iPad.
His aunt and son are grateful.
Sorry to hear about Mr. Uncle Beasn, Beasn.
Its so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
What about the weather? WHAT ABOUT THE WEATHER?
It’s hot out. Er, I mean…
EXTREMEHEATWATCH!!!!
The Red Wedding,
That pissed me the hell right off. I asked the husband WTF and could he hunt down the author for me. Really? Robb ignored his wolf and look what happened.
Don’t get me started on Sansa. Her brattiness of betraying her father got him killed. My tummy this and my tummy that. GAHHHH
I like Arya up to now…that can change.
I meant to say Mr. Beasn’s aunt and cousin were grateful. He is going to copy the video off for them.
Thanks Cyn. The only time we see family is at weddings and funerals and we don’t see many weddings any time soon. So starting this year, we picked up the gauntlet and will host get togethers that we always say we must do.
At the funeral everyone said they were glad to have had a happy occasion to see each other (Mr. Beasn and son’s joint celebratory events). It won’t be long before we will be the old folks.
70 and cloudy. bummer
EXTREMEHEATWATCH!!!!
Sorry about the iPads Sean, Car in…..
Guess Barky doesn’t REALLY consider himself a “black man” – he’s dissing his homeys in Chi-Town (but WILL attend a couple of fundraisers while he’s there this weekend):
http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/08/obama-skipping-big-chicago-african-american-parade-but-in-town-for-fundraisers/
EXTREMEHEATWATCH!!!!
Um, okay. Next:
http://bit.ly/NodTiS
http://i.imgur.com/IsMOD.jpg
I’d asked to subscribe to your newsletter, but I think it might run afoul of some kind of inter-state pornography laws…
After Bert and Ernie, it takes a bit more to get me headed to the eyewash station.
Warning to Floyd…
EXTREME DOG TATTOOS!!!
http://bit.ly/NoeEsk
After Bert and Ernie, it takes a bit more to get me headed to the eyewash station.
Challenge Accepted.
EXTREME DOG TATTOOS!!!
http://bit.ly/NoeEsk
What a good Pupster!
Obama’s not Kenyan – he’s French:
http://is.gd/kFcEOa
http://i.imgur.com/lEPws.jpg
Always look a woman in the eyes.
Has wiserbud been to the barber?
http://bit.ly/Nofg14
Oooh, oooh, oooh – I know this one!!!!!!
It’s Colonel Mustard in the pantry with a condiment –
What do I win?
Bert and Ernie? Hmmm.
Sorry about the iPads Sean, Car in…..
I really couldn’t figure out what that thing was … thought you were somehow teasing me about an iPad, but that you’d gone off your meds, because it was sorta weird. Unlike you.
Not that you can’t be weird. Of course.
Is that the chick from “Total Recall”?
It’s Colonel Mustard in the pantry with a condiment –
What do I win?
Unfortunately it has to do with spreading something on your buns.
DON’T DO IT MJ.
Mrs MJ will have to bash your head into the desk again.
Not that you can’t be weird. Of course.
You have no idea….. 😛
http://i.imgur.com/lEPws.jpg
You have something in your eye. Let me get that for you….
Has wiserbud been to the barber?
http://bit.ly/Nofg14
Like a boss
Unfortunately it has to do with spreading something on your buns.
He’s gonna need a bigger bottle….
Hahahahahahha.
http://is.gd/LlXctM
EXTREMEHEATWATCH!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/IsMOD.jpg
http://bit.ly/OMnrIj
http://i.imgur.com/lEPws.jpg
Is that the chick from “Total Recall”?
Looks like Susan Sarandon
Is that the chick from “Total Recall”?
—–
Looks like Susan Sarandon
NSFW. You have been warned.
http://bit.ly/NdMt2I
Re: Game of Thrones, somebody needs to slap that fat little bastard George RR Martin upside the head. He finally got a successful book series, and now he’s so busy being a “STAR!!!!” he doesn’t seem to write anymore. He’s always going to .cons, or lectures, or advising HBO. Odds are he doesn’t even finish the series.
Hey, any contractor/builder types on here, I have a question. I’m planning on building a work shop next year. I want something very well insulated, low maintenance, and not too expensive. I’m planning on 40’x50′. What’s best to build it out of? I don’t really want a metal building. No experience with SIPs, do they work well?
How do people feel about Pawlenty being VP?
After halfassed listening to Hewitt in the middle of the night go on and on about him, that kind of proves he’s not the right guy. Hugh is rarely correct.
What’s best to build it out of?
The first, most important thing to consider is, you didn’t build that.
If Hugh Hewitt thinks it’s a good idea, do a 180 and run like hell.
That’s exactly how I feel George.
Try building it out of sticks.
Or hay.
SIPS are expensive, and difficult to run wiring, etc. You can get a higher R-value per inch out of fiberglass insulation.
2×4 framing with R-15 insulation is still the cheapest way to build.
Andrea Saul phones in to say if you build your shed in Massachusetts, under Romneycare your janitor won’t get cancer, or something.
If Romney picks Pawlenty Ima move to Belize. Fuck the GOP. I’m sick of their dickheadedness.
Comment by George Orwell on August 8, 2012 2:46 pm
The first, most important thing to consider is, you didn’t build that.
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No shit, I’m going to pay to have it built. I can do wiring and plumbing, but a 40×50 structure is beyond my capabilities.
The only thing Pawlenty is good for is making Romney look more exciting.
I stil think Biden is a good pick.
Hotspur, I’m reading R47 values for a 6 1/2″ SIP, even 6″ studs and fiberglass aren’t that high are they? It’s a shop, so I can run exposed conduits for ‘lectricity.
Pawlenty’s not bad. Just boring.
If you discover any little owls or lizards living on your property while building the shed, kill them all and dissolve their bodies in acid.
Can be too careful about the EPA.
This is what Gary Busey sees when he closes his eyes:
Not worried about little animals. We remodeled my in-law’s old adobe house (1897??). I was praying we wouldn’t find any bones buried in the crawlspace. A few years earlier, a couple of geniuses up here killed a woman and stashed the body under the mobile home……..in July. That really didn’t work out too well.
Right now my shop is in a 2 car garage (20’x30′). It has 2×4 walls and when the wind blows, the whole wall moves in and out. Makes doing detail work a challenge.
Greetings from … waitasec … 35,835 feet.
Hey, which one of you wrinkled Randy Travis’s Randy Travis poster?
Pepe, what kind of shop work?
This is what Gary Busey sees when he closes his eyes
Oh my God, I think that broke the space-retard continuum
“Comment by Andy on August 8, 2012 3:09 pm
Greetings from … waitasec … 35,835 feet.”
Above or below ground?
Above. Fortunately.
I’ve closed on 3 pretty big proposals this month, looks like I’m going to be busy pretty deep into 2013.
*does that rolling thing with both arms*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Z8Sxc7M-s#t=0m35s
Yay, Pupster!
CCR kilt it?
When did Ginny Weasley get so hawt?
http://tinyurl.com/bsqh8qt
Everyone is at the HQ looking at cake.
My favorite presidential candidate has arrived!
http://tinyurl.com/c543kjz
Uh oh, there may be a problem with the penis wheels:
http://is.gd/eFvfoR
MOM!!! Politico got hugely busted for sucking Obama’s cock again!!!
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/08/08/Politico-buries-Obama-lie
HAHAHAHAHA!
No, really, Pup! It’s okay!
Cutest kitteh evar: http://i.imgur.com/MQHYB.jpg
George I know someone who went on their “soon to be developed” property and moved some turtles before an inspection. Would have killed or slowed his project and cost hundreds of thousands.
Mare want that kitten.
Cyn – I elected NOT to get the My Ford Touch and I’ve found the ride quite pleasing.
Mare, some animals are more equal than others. Especially the turtles.
Just me, My Ford Touch, and my Johnson.
“Just me, My Ford Touch, and my Johnson.”
Scott is never lonely.
As long as it rides smoother than a C-1A, MCPOld is happy.
Turtles make delicious soup, and they come in their own bowls.
Women’s field hockey is strangely interesting. Argentina has a team full of head turners.
Comment by xbradtc on August 8, 2012 3:11 pm
Pepe, what kind of shop work?
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I make knives.
Comment by MJ on August 8, 2012 5:20 pm
Women’s field hockey is strangely interesting. Argentina has a team full of head turners.
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Yeah, to heck with all the stupid human interest stories. I’d like about an hour a day of all the hot female athletes. Slow mo would be good.
Let’s try to keep Pepe away from Laura at the next meatup, or the end of life on earth may come sooner than SMOD.
Does Laura not like knives, or hot girls?
No. Laura likes knives.
A lot.
Just as her deceased anger management puppet.
I loved it when Ace misses a tag and the WHOLE fucking blog goes italics.
Wow. Susan surrandon’s boobs are huge.
Did everyone else already know about this?
Probably hang down to her knees by now……
Joan Rivers used to joke that she could never wear those really short skirts, as her nipples would show…
Aggie wins a Nobel, an iPad, and a free
frontback rub for this headline:http://tinyurl.com/92yjlef
I think we should start thinking seriously about supporting the rebel army in Syria. Always back the side with the best polo shirts and sneakers.
My car said One Hundred Motherfucking Sixteen degrees.
Fucking pottymouth.
Is Leon still alive?
One hundred Mondaytofriday sixteen degrees!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A
Not sure, Scott, but when I watched the news this morning, they had to pluck some dummy off the top of one of our hiking mountains. We set a record last night for the Highest Low-Temp: 90 or 93 degrees (can’t remember which).
Monkeyfighting, too! I was a pinch concerned about my car overheating as I sat waiting to p/u the boys.
Should you or should you not rev your engine now and again when you’re sitting like that?
I was thinking about Leon too, Scott. Michiganders aren’t prepared for that.
At least he made it to a meetup before Cyn’s state kilt him.
*sideways glances at Mare
Should you or should you not rev your engine now and again when you’re sitting like that?
Turn on your heat. That’ll draw the heat away from the motor.
Of course, then you die.
Cyn that was for older cars, ones with carburetors.
Carburetors must have been before I was born.
Monday … ga. I’m going to be doing nothing but driving kids back and forth all day long.
SOMEHOW (my daughter did it ) I got volunteered to take 4 cheerleaders to camp – a two hour drive. LEave at 8:45. – get back? ?
Then Ian 3 -8:30- to football.
Matt – 6-7:30 soccer
Erin 6:30 – 8
Like how NONE of those times coordinate with each other?
It’s a conspiracy.
Temp now up to 117F with a ‘feels like’ of 117F. Even here, that’s hot.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I stand corrected!!
116.6F
But, it’s a dry heat. RIght?
Tomorrow we’re getting a HIGH in the mid 70’s. I’m going for the longest run I’ve taken in a long time.
Oh, wait – it says a high of 70. we’re supposed to get rain too.
*does happy dance*
It’s a conspiracy.
If you ditched a few, you could probably work your schedule a bit better.
Carin……
@@
Yes, it’s dry. And when the wind blows, it feels like a blower on you. I think I saw that the humidity was at 12% with a dew point of 52 degrees.
We make beef jerky in our back yards this time of year.
WAIT. I need to know which comment your rolling your eyes at.
Me teasing you about not-meeting anyone, or the temperature thing?
Or complaining about kid drives?
It could be any of ’em.
Someone was telling me the other day about how they’re moving down there somewhere, because it was a DRY heat.
Yea. Ok.
whatever. I mean, I know people say it’s easier to deal with but not when it’s 116.
KID RUN
Dinner not ready when pup come home.
If you ditched a few, you could probably work your schedule a bit better.
Yea, sure, but which one?
Oh, are those rolling eyes? Seriously, I thought they were incredulous/big staring eyes. I’ve had that wrong for years.
The real reason you move/stay here is the other 9 months of the year which are really nice. Three months of 105++, you just hang out indoors all the time; the opposite of you winterfolk.
Brad should write ecards.
Edy’s 6 ct. strawberry fruit bars – 2 for $5. Regular price over $4 a box.
I bought three.
We have a dewpoint around 70F. You know what that means? DO YOU?!
You’re batting 1000 today, Pups!
Awww, poor drippy sticky Chief. Actually, yes, I do. Just before we get a storm we’ll get that dewpoint and the high temps. It’s quite a treat.
You know what that means? DO YOU?!
You’re wearing a dew rag?
Heh. I just saw a bit of her and Sigourney in Heartbreakers the other day.
I woulda fapped, but the other folks in the gym were already looking at me funny.
Looking at your what?
Did anyone else just sign up hotspur for a bunch of gay pron/dating sites?
How do I season an old cast iron dutch oven?
Pupster – Cook stuff in it.
Just pull the covers over xbrad’s head?
Updated with Zonderland’s gold medal high bar routine!
How do I season an old cast iron dutch oven?
Remove all the rust, scrub it really good in soapy water. Dry it completely, then coat it with vegetable oil (peanut, soybean, etc. Olive oil not so much) or shortening. Bake it in an oven for an hour, or put it on your gas grill on med low for an hour (indirect heat).
Or deep fat fry a bunch of stuff in it.
Will bacon grease work?
Yep, pupster.
Bacon grease is what they used before vegetable oil and shit.
Go for it.
oh, put a pan under the dutch oven, to catch the drippings. Or it will burn burn burn.
Whale blubber works too, if you have any lying around.
I fucking hate this diet.
WD-40.
*reads upthread, sees comment @4:54*
So wait….is it Scott or The Chief who got a Ford that touches his Johnson?
KY
PAM costs twice as much as WD-40 and it’s the exact same stuff.
Jay, that high bar routine was EPIC!!!!!
Hmm, I think the omelettes are going to taste funny when scott cooks.
WD-40
http://tinyurl.com/bsqfoy8
This Wednesday sucked canal water.
Worst ever.
Did anybody offend anybody else’s delicate sensibilities today?
Probably, Sean.
Is the poat stuck?
Spray it with some more WD-40
Why was the priest angry the Higgs boson didn’t come to church?
Because he can’t have mass without him.
It’s ok, Dave. It’s almost over. You need an adult beverage?
Heh, on Chopra’s ‘ALL’ timeline. Hilarious. He had a little bee in his bonnet today. Sassing people and blocking them.
*cries
We have thunder, lightning, and dark skies at the TiFW house; wind as well. Hoping that rain is imminent, but we’ve been disappointed before.
Some of these systems will hit the heat island of FTW, split to the north and south of us, then join back up on the other side of Dallas…..
Carin, he blocks tons of people. It’s pretty funny. When he does it he tells them they’re banished from his consciousness, lol.
Ha ha ha.
What a fucking tool.
An adult beverage might help, yes.
Two losses in two weeks. There will be reductions, and pay cuts. Today me and two other execs offered ours as well.
Heh. Deepak Chopra’s consciousness has a capacity of 140 characters.
I thought Deepak was shot to death about 5 years ago.
Jeez Dave, that sucks. You got a prospect in your pocket?
What!!????
*pours Dave a shot of 1800 which Leon left at my house.
Dave???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/97b6ng9
Pupster?
http://tinyurl.com/9nqfstf
Car in, have you noticed how big Hugo Parisi’s paws are, up yonder?
Yeah MCPO, we have others in the pipeline, but the reductions in funding mean we have to prepare now for a tough Sept.
*drinks 1800 of those things Car in poured*
Awwww..that black pup is ADORABLE!!
Big paws? You know what that means.
Big gloves:
Monkeyfighting hope and change!
That sucks.
Is Oso around? I think she mentioned a trip to Hawaii in October, I’d love to hear the details.
Also….AWESOME!!
Carin, did you see my comment about the big eyes? I really didn’t know that was rolling eyes. I don’t like rolling eyes.
Usain Bolt is actually just kind of cruising. What the hell?
I like that he stopped doing an interview during our National anthem.
Knows he’s great but he knows whats what!
Oh man, I’m the late night psycho.
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Mare – How many bottles of wine did you have tonite?
Evening, folks.
Things may suck, but pie abides.
And even pie knows the score, which is why those blueberries resist that simpleton, Al Sharpton.
Vman, if you’re around I want to let you know I’m out of town again
(whirlwind), but I’m interested, just have to nail down the couple I want if you still have them. I’m sorry I’ve not gotten back to you in a timely fashion.
She’s been licking toads.
Not a drop, MCPO.
Where is your horseyface, mare?
I’m on my husband’s IPad BiW.
*rolls my eyes*
**slaps the smug off Dave’s face**
No problem Mare
I interviewed Monday they said if I was in the top 2 they will contact me next week.
Can they drag it out any longer? Sheesh
My girls got the back hand threat if they rolled their eyes. Think I made contact once and they figured out that rolling their eyes to mom was a HUGE mistake. To this day they say, “THAT WASN’T ROLLING! I HAD SOMETHING IN MY EYE!!
Dumb asses.
I’m on my husband’s IPad BiW.
That’s what? 8 x 11?
I guess someone’s diet has been working.
GOOD FOR YOU, MARE!!!
*high-fives Mare*
I rolled my eyes at my Dad once and he turned me into pink slime and served me at a local elementary.
Seriously, does this mean rolled eyes? @@
To me it looks like the big eyes of someone who can’t believe something,
Thanks, BiW, I have actually lost 20…20 more to go!
I rolled my eyes at my Dad once and he turned me into pink slime and served me at a local elementary.
On the saltine crust pizza?
I think my dad gave me the what for when I rolled my eyes….once!
And by “what for ” I mean ass kicked.
I rolled my eyes once.
But the dealer at the craps table swapped them out for fresh dice.
How the fuck would I know what kind of crust?
I WAS DEAD!!
Something’s wrong!
Does anyone else think Mare is commenting too quickly?
Where the heck is Oso? How dare she have a real life that doesn’t involve a computer.
She was over on FaceChimp earlier.
Does anyone else think Mare is commenting too quickly?
Fastist.
I can’t believe that Scott is a fastist.
Well, alright then, once Scott notices you’re commenting faster than wordpress does it’s time to focus on the Olympics and say goodnight!
**buys that whore Mare a month’s supply of cooter pills**
http://tinyurl.com/92tg8wh
>> **slaps the smug off Dave’s face**
*rolls my bionic eye toward xbrad, like a shark’s eye, a doll’s eye, dead and black, and fires up the laser*
You might want to cover up the goodies.
Really? My dad just sent an article about Clinton saying Romney is wrong about welfare reform. As if to rub it in our faces that we are big liars.
Replied with how he was brought kicking and screaming to sign it after vetoing it 3 times – easy facts to check….and how I wasn’t surprised he would take the word of a serial molester over his own daughter.
No doubt he will send it to my other siblings to show them how I pick on him.
…the daughter being my sister.
I ain’t askeered of you, Dave.
http://tinyurl.com/9pzmfow
Just get Dave some pie and a seat next to the pool.
Everything will be fine.
**invents superstrong magnet that can attract titanium**
**throws it at Dave**
Tush, don’t throw it at Dave.
Throw it in the pool. Dave will follow.
>> I ain’t askeered of you, Dave.
Like you didn’t scoot and flinch.
I love rolling my eyes. It’s a joke between mr car in and I.
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I had a yucky night of taking care of my dad. No tv. Kid driving. Went to pick up my daughter from cheer and two extra girls hopped in the car. Teen girls are loud .
Am I mare now?
Car in,
Could you not just turn “TOOL” up to “11”, and see what happens?
That ought to shut them the hell up!
Bleeding from the ears has that effect on people.
Rolling my eyes at either parent always ended in extra chores. Attitude adjustment.
Mr car in might not like that.
Long day today. Long day tomorrow.
Nite kids.
I never rolled my eyes at anyone URL- until I grew up. But it’s a longstanding joke for us.
Ooooo…..STORM! We have one.
Looks like clintbird got hit too.
I was really disrespectful with my dad when he would start one of his lectures about how I needed to get serious about college. I’d nod, say, “uh huh”, whatever it took, until he wound up his little speech, “and you need to figure out what you’re going to DO with the rest of your life.” “Okay, Dad, thanks.”
My turn’s coming.
Kerri Walsh singing the National Anthem, pretty cool. She’s the first one I saw singing it with gusto.
The crowd was into it, too.
We had a good one earlier too, beasn.
When it rains, we get it all at once, apparently.
Laser? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkxH5Ge1mbY&t=13s
Roamy,
I think you did okay…
Show your kids NO MERCY!!!
So despite the fact that Obama’s a lying sack of pus who will do and say anything to keep the office he’s proved so good at sullying, and the fact that the distractions like hate chicken appear to be working, I did enjoy a moment of zen when I read that the Chick-Fil-A drive thru girl who was abused by the “I’m-not-gay-you hatey-mchaterson-bitch” actually said she bears him no ill will, and hopes that the rest of America forgives him for outdouching the entire annual output of Summers Eve.
Of course, I don’t like the fact that she challenged me to do this, as I don’t think he’ll ever get the point. I have to admit, I’m struggling with this, since I know I’ve already received more grace in my life than I could ever deserve, and non-apology apologies for general asshattery piss me off.
I guess I’m gonna be working on this for a bit.
As noted by many, Avante was pretty quick to toss him to the curb. Like “oh, here’s a great excuse to get rid of him!”
Yeah, and some of his other videos don’t speak well for him either.
I guess I see that challenge as being about me, and the person I’d like to be, and not him and the person he is.
I figured he must have treated the people under him like shit, too.
Plus, he’s an asshole.
I don’t spend any time advocating for bad things to happen to him. I just ain’t very sympathetic when they do.
BiW, my brother keeps trying to be the peacemaker between my sister and me. Same situation of asshattery, non-apologetic apologies (on both sides, I’ll admit), and a Gospel inspiration that I can do better.
Your sister is an asshole, obviously.
She was less than kind to my stepmother, and the poor woman hadn’t done anything wrong, other than marrying Dad. Treating someone like shit just for giggles pisses me off.
I forget if I already mentioned this, but as my cousin was going through all of her mother’s things, she set aside mementos for the rest of the family. I was given an envelope with some letters I had written to my aunt, some poetry I wrote for her in 1977 (because she said she liked poetry), the birth announcements for both kids, and a photo of me in my high school band uniform (flute-playing faggot).
You should have sent her that picture from that one time at band camp!
Mare!!!! Just got off work, before I could book my Oahu vacay, it jumped $160 overnight. I’m so depressed, I’m going to WDW instead. Hawai’i has a pavilion at the Food and Wine Festival at EPCOT. Sigh…
That sucks, oso!
I know!!! I haven’t been to Hawai’i since 2010!!! Severe withdrawals here.
Hi, beasn. We didn’t get shit in the way of rain. Lots of wind for a bit w/about 77 drops of rain. The drought continues unabated.
Roamy, that picture of the Mars’ sunrise you posted on FB was stunning.
Despite the pron star name, Misty May is actually kinda homely.
Fantabulous butt, though.
Agrees with CB. Very cool, Romacita!
Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/8vsyxmn
What’s your name?
Who’s your daddy?
Is he derp like me?
Wakey wakey
Hi Car in! *waves*
Is Mr. Car in Ready For Some Football!™? Here is a helpful link for him: http://www.packers.com/index.html
Morning Brew. I’m sure he’s ready.
It’s not truly football season until baseball is over.
It’s football season.
Nobody gives a shit about baseball.
@SarcasticRover I wish I was SOLAR POWERED, so I could stick myself where THE SUN DON’T SHINE. LOL
Obama does, he had a bat by the desk when he was talking to Turkey, like Buford Pusser.
So there!
@SarcasticRover If anyone offers you “A VIKING PROBE”, just say no! In fact, reject ALL PROBES unless from a doctor… of medicine. (sorry physicists)
@SarcasticRover The first rule of MARTIAN ROVER CLUB is you can talk about it as much as you want because we’re all alone and never going home.
Okay, I’ll quit now.
To be fair Jay, Obama had no idea that was a baseball bat. His staff told him it was a magic wand, capable of curing an uncontrollable stutter.
To be fair Jay, Obama had no idea that was a baseball bat. His staff told him it was a cock
Ha. Scott goes in for the kill this morning.
New post.