Good morning, and welcome to another Hunky Hump Day. Once I got past the opening ceremony, I’ve enjoyed watching the Olympics. Today I bring you some international hard bodies (ok, one more American).
Andreas Thorkildsen, javelin thrower from Norway.
A redhead for Carin – Daniel Purvis, Great Britain, gymnastics.
Another British gymnast, Kristian Thomas.
Lleyton Hewitt, Australian tennis.
Also from Down Under, James Magnussen on the swim team.
Last but not least, Tony Avezedo from the American water polo team.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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I’m going to go Jihad on all these guys!!
And by “Jihad” I mean look at them a lot.
That first one could show me his Jihad.
There’s a British diver who I thought was really cute, until I found out he’s only 17.
Carin, what? Not the redhead?!?!
My comment would have been funnier if I’d say he could show me his javelin, but I was trying to stay on topic.
I’m going to make an exception this week, Roamy.
“My comment would have been funnier if I’d say he could show me his javelin, but I was trying to stay on topic.”
All my comments could be funnier.
All my comments could be funnier.
Let’s make today our funniest day YET, Mare.
Never let it be said that by our silence, that H2 supports muppet rape. We are AGAINST muppet rape, and will post on it daily, in order to demonstrate to the skeptics that our muppet rape opposition is just as hardcore as it can be.
….and. Um. Just because our willpower sometimes fails, doesn’t mean we should stop aspiring to be better people.
*rapes a muppet*
I’m giving it up on Monday, I swear.
It’s just a little one, maybe two, for over the weekend, then that is IT.
Ah, well, I’m leaving for a little 5 day trip to see my daughter. Will be back Sunday night. But I’m counting on YOU to pick up my comment slack.
Leaving for the airport in about 15 minutes.
Ah, well, I’m leaving for a little 5 day trip to see my daughter. Will be back Sunday night. But I’m counting on YOU to pick up my comment slack.
WHAT???
*rapes a muppet
That’s Mare’s fault. It is, after all, a crime of violence.
DO NOT forget to talk about Islamic Jihad while I’m gone or else it will look like we’re all for it.
HAHA…Poor little anger management doll. They really take a beating around here (YOUR WHORE MOUTHS, SHUT THEM).
I think Mare’s all for Islamic Jihad. Why else would she abandon us for five days?
I notice Mare has never actually come out and said she’s against driving her car into crowds of young people at the park.
Seems strange. Makes me wonder what her true position is.
That is unsettling.
I kind of hope Ace goes all “islamic jihad” on IOTW/Gellar. Although, that’s exactly the type of attention they are looking for.
Live and let live. I don’t force my opinions about driving cars into crowds on other people and I wish others would do the same. It’s a very personal issue. Lots of gray area.
Live and let live. I don’t force my opinions about driving cars into crowds on other people and I wish others would do the same. It’s a very personal issue. Lots of gray area.
Mare has a point there. It’s all relative.
I notice Mare has never actually come out and said she’s against driving her car into crowds of young people at the park.
I’m not exactly not in favor of this, depending on the crowds.
Also, today’s dudes make me feel better about my lack of sixpack.
It’s EXACTLY how I feel about Islamic Jihad.
Sure leon, but can you beat a 16 y/o girl in the 100 free?
Ted Cruz had Chick-fil-a at the victory party. 🙂
Haha, that’s awesome, roamy.
Oh, and we’ll miss you, mare. We’ll dial up the outrage, just for you.
Harry Reid is in favor of jihad dingle fucking muppets while publicly urinating. His father would be so ashamed.
Hmm, geeks should stay away from sports re: advertising:
http://is.gd/mCe0aa
Wrong season there, boys.
I’m taking out my jihad on that Australian tennis player. Twice.
Excellent work, Roamy!
Sure leon, but can you beat a 16 y/o girl in the 100 free?
Depends on the girl. Plus, I’m not built for swimming.
Used to kinda like IOTW; too bad they went full-Geller.
You never go full-Geller.
Yeah, I’m not liking the direction of that either, Cyn.
Who is going to be anti-whatever today? We have to denounce EVERYTHING!
Who is going to be anti-whatever today? We have to denounce EVERYTHING!
I DENOUNCE DENOUNCING!
I am against crazy bitches but denounce myself for not speaking about it more. I fell into the trap, my silence became full blown support of crazy bitches as I sought to move myself into the mainstream of professional blogging.
You can’t talk about crazy bitches in the circles which I aspire to become part of. It’s, unseemly.
I have a feeling the ace rebuttal is going to be noteworthy.
I find this shit-hole-blog’s lack of support for mandatory breakfast bacon disturbing. I blame you all for the vegetarian breakfast buffet at my hotel this morning, and for this I shall claim vengeance upon an as yet unspecified member of this tribe.
Where did Mare go?
Who is getting the opportunity to not meet her?
*throws an apple to pupster
Who is getting the opportunity to not meet her?
Yea, you notice she didn’t mention WHERE she is going.
I bet her daughter lives in Lapeer.
I denounce Mare. With prejudice.
It’s The Most Wonderful
TimeDay Of The Year!!! SKOOL!Why is everyone against shit and proclaiming it? Is it crazy bitch day? What have I missed?
Every day is crazy bitch day where I’m going today.
Why is everyone against shit and proclaiming it? Is it crazy bitch day? What have I missed?
try to keep up, pls.
all of these girls are tuckers, ill BET, ill let leon walk us thru the break down
I’m strongly against Pamela Geller not showing her tits more.
Cyn, school in August? That’s un-American.
Cyn, the wailing and gnashing of teeth from our jr woodchucks around here could be heard for miles AWWWWWWWWW School is back??
Sounds about the same anyway…
http://tinyurl.com/c9c6q97
WAIT!!! PAM GELLER has shown jugg?, when did i miss this???
Okay, I went and looked. *rolls eyes*
I like Andreas. He may have a touch of the viking. If Mr. Beasn has no objection, I’d like to see his fjord.
Sounds about the same anyway…
http://tinyurl.com/c9c6q97
There are so many wiser jokes in that.
I like Andreas. He may have a touch of the viking. If Mr. Beasn has no objection, I’d like to see his fjord.
What could be the harm in that?
hey Beasy, have a cake incident for you
local welfare queen ordered a cake at Resor’s local grocery store
a topless chick cake, about 50 bucks
called it in, and went ballistic when she went to pick it up, they made the cake a honky and she was a Person of color
after the woman when nuts in the store , she called the NAALCP and now its all over the local black stations
What could be the harm in that?
It would be easy to get the two confused. They both have the chin dimple.
It’s my defense.
*cries for the racial discrimination
If a woman can’t get a cake of color in this day and age (probably w/o indicating she wanted one, or the message getting lost along the way) , i just have lost all faith in humanity.
*Denounces cakes with topless white chicks on ’em when you wanted an African-American frosting likeness
called it in, and went ballistic when she went to pick it up, they made the cake a honky and she was a Person of color
Did she order a non-honky? If you don’t specify, you get the default. How are the stations treating it? Like she’s a loud mouth dumbass?
AFAIK, Geller has never shown nips, but she was famous for a while for making sure everyone knew she had big boobs. Nothing says serious commentary like vlogging in a pool in a bikini.
Of course, I’d hit it. I just wouldn’t hang around afterwards for small talk.
I think we should invade Norway, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Who’s with me?
Didn’t she put a picture or video up of her standing int he Ocean in a bikini?
I think I started ignoring her around that point.
Unless you go to a shop that specializes in such things, you are going to get minimum wage people not thinking to ask what color boobs you want.
Car in, I think it was a pool, but maybe it was the ocean. I wasn’t paying much attention to the background. Or whatever it was she was talking about.
Oddly, if she wasn’t such a harpy, I’d spend a lot more time reading about her. She finds a lot of interesting stuff, but just turns it up to 11 every damn time.
Yes, and I … don’t trust her. Probably that turning it up to 11 every damn time.
Who’s with me?
*raises hand*
Though if they talk with lisps and use Euroweenie weasel words, they willl meet my green hammer of death and I’m outta there.
Didn’t Gellar freak out because of the way someone treated her on a TV show? Red Eye maybe? I notice she hasn’t been on there lately, either.
Hmm, they must be pro radical Islamic, too.
Turning it up to 11 is what made me stop visiting her site. Too stressful.
Someone has to sound the alarm and she has an interest (as in valid reason), but yikes.
I denounce you for not condemning people who put puppies in blenders. You are racist tools
Though the islamic freaks and the fool politicians pandering to them, skeeve me pretty fierce too, I’m not sure I could blog about them and not be ELEVENTY!! either.
She looks like she’s crazy.
I condemn PETA for putting puppies in blenders.
Scott, wouldn’t you be if you immersed yourself in their psychosis.
*eyeballs his avatar*
She looks like she’s crazy.
and ugly too. Seriously, the woman is extremely unpleasant to look at.
the term “hag” comes to mind. She strikes me as someone who could be an attractive older woman, if only she recognized that she has gotten older and stopped dressing like she’s still in her 20s.
Get over it, Pamela. Your best days are behind you. Way, way, way behind you.
http://tinyurl.com/ceulqph
Michael?
http://tinyurl.com/cnadj4x
woofa!
http://tinyurl.com/bqclu49
oofa!
http://tinyurl.com/bqclu49
That’s just sad.
Comment by xbradtc on August 1, 2012 10:13 am
Of course, I’d hit it.
and we all know what a compliment that is, considering your incredibly high standards…..
Standards = still warm
idiotic leftist blowhard douchebag dies.
seeya, Gore.
Standards = still warm
he warms Dolly first?
Dolly’s usually pretty warm when I get done with her.
She’s had too much work done and it wasn’t done well. For well done face work google Christie Brinkley who is or soon will be 59.
Dolly’s usually pretty warm when I get done with her.
ick
I think we should invade Norway, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Who’s with me?
You go ahead, I’m gonna go down (under) and play some Love-Love ball with the fella with two “L”s in his first name.
Between the lot of us ladies, we should have total world domination by lunchtime….. 😛
Jeebus, she’s gotten even more hideous.
*barfs*
Who was that Romanian chick on the balance beam last night? She was incredible.
Who was that Romanian chick on the balance beam last night? She was incredible.
Tell us, Xbrad, would you hit it?
My brother emailed to say there are 200-300 people waiting in line to eat at Chick Fil A at the Ft Wayne mall.
The lady at Panda Express is wondering what is going on.
I’m pretty certain I’d “peak” a little too soon.
(she’s 24 years old, so it’s not incredibly pervy. Just a bit.)
My brother emailed to say there are 200-300 people waiting in line to eat at Chick Fil A at the Ft Wayne mall
HA. Is he going to get a picture for us?
seriously IF Cyn would send me bweb pix, i wouldnt have to wallow in racist titty cakes and the wicked kosher queen
seriously IF Cyn would send me bweb pix,
here ya go, krow
http://tinyurl.com/bwlvgx2
If I could eat at Chik Fil A, I’d probably be there today, assuming the Ann Arbor mall still has theirs.
eh tu Wiser?
Actually, no I wouldn’t. Mrs Caruthers is up in Alpeeeeena, so I’ve got no time for buycotts.
yeah, et me, krow.
does anyone else find it interesting that, considering the fact that women think guys are mindless neanderthals who only care about objectifying women , HHD is normally nothing but a bunch of pictures of guys, while BBF actually has content, humor and, at times, even culture?
hmmmmmm…….
Oh, and another random thought:
Olympic badminton? Seriously?? Seriously????
That last dude looks like he prolly grew up in a trailer house. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
shuttle-COCK
Nuff said.
BBF = Playboy Magazine
HHD = Juggs
h8ters
You people leave our gay hunky men alone!
MMM usually has some motivational talk and lame jokes, but it’s not even mildly educational. It’s the real mirror image of HHD.
Also, I see your tranny joke coming, you predictable hack.
BBF = Playboy Magazine
HHD =
JuggsBlueBoyfixt
Nice to see that London has top people working security at the Olympics this year:
http://is.gd/G3qH4J
Top.People.
It’s the real mirror image of HHD.
Yes. Yes it is.
MOOOOM!! THERESA IS PRETENDING SHE’S MITT ROMNEY AGAIN!!!!!
You people leave our gay hunky men alone!
You people? I distinctly heard a “boy” at the end of that. Racist.
I expect a self-denunciation forthwith. Or forthright. Whatever.
Or forthright. Whatever.
fourth and goal?
>> It’s the real mirror image of HHD.
Indistinguishable
Good morning, implicit jihad-endorsers.
Indistinguishable
Yes. Yes it is.
Predictable. Hack.
You people? I distinctly heard a “boy” at the end of that. Racist.
Says the man with the Isaac avatard.
.
Boy.
You know, if the Sufis went on a jihad, I might just sorta sit back and twiddle my thumbs. Maybe offer them some gatorade if they got tired.
Predictable. Hack.
hey, man, I was simply agreeing with you. No need to get all pissy with me.
You didn’t eat a carb today, did you?
Indistinguishable
A few cocktails and… it’s all good
A few cocktails and… it’s all good
*cough
faghag
*cough
faghag
*cough
For now they are.
Gatorade is a Zionist beverage.
For now they are.
Oh, you gonna “fix” ’em?
look, why don’t you set your sights a little lower at first.
start with leon or krow first. see how well that works out before stepping up to the major league..
*bites Norway guy’s nipple
If this is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
You didn’t eat a carb today, did you?
Sorry, in my head you often sound sarcastic. I think I’ve eaten 1/4 of a potato today, so no, not really.
See, I read Cyn’s comments as reinforcement of the Cinemax rule.
If being perceived as gay gets Cyn to make out with me…
Have I mentioned that I used to live alone with two cats?
Sorry, in my head you often sound sarcastic.
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
no shit, really?
I simply cannot imagine how you would get that impression…..
Leon gets it.
*waggles eyebrows and winks*
I kinda thought Cyn was saying every girl is two drinks away from being a lesbian.
the Cinemax rule.
???
I kinda thought Cyn was saying every girl is two drinks away from being a lesbian.
Yea, that’s how I saw it too.
I don’t know how Wiser missed that.
^^ that’s the cinimax rule.
Cyn starts with HHD and moves on to MMM after a few drinks.
the Cinemax rule.
I kinda thought Cyn was saying every girl is two drinks away from being a lesbian.
This is what I was referring to. Cinemax taught me this as a teenager, late nights on Friday.
*waits until Cyn moves on so I can have Norway w/o having to share.
Exactly
*passes a note in class to Carin that she can have Norway ‘cuz I’m already done with him and will spend the rest of the day with Mr. DownUnder*
*passes note back that informs Cyn that TiFW has disappeared with Mr DownUnder. Early bird and worm, etc.
I hate hearing the “1 in 8 Americans struggle with hunger” radio ad. I always think “do you mean fat people trying to diet, or people actually starving?”.
How the hell do you starve in America? Poor people here have flatscreens and cell phones, and rice and beans cost less per pound than potting soil.
**buys six-pack of Zima**
Lessee….. Cyn, Car in… who else?
^^ that’s the cinimax rule.
ah……
so, and please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, having a woman become a lesbian is a good thing to guys like xbrad and leon, because…….
… less competition?
jus’ extrapolating here…..
When you’re 17 and watching cable, it’s a good thing. When you’re an adult, you’re hoping you get to be part of it.
*passes a note back to Carin telling her I’m glad that someone else got to Mr. DownUnder first so that when I get him he won’t be quite so… what’s the word… tense*
so, and please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, having a woman become a lesbian is a good thing to guys like xbrad and leon, because…….
Because, as I’m sure you can learn on Cinemax, when women get drunk on Zima and have that lesbian encounter, they always FILM it.
duh.
they always FILM it.
oh, riight… riiiiight……..
They still make Zima? Really?
Lessee….. Cyn, Car in… who else?
Mare would love to not join us!
*passes a note back to Carin telling her I’m glad that someone else got to Mr. DownUnder first so that when I get him he won’t be quite so… what’s the word… tense*
He does look a tad wound up. Needs a back rub. Or something …
Mare would love to not join us!
Ha.
True.
…they always FILM it.
It’s a law ‘er somethin’.
*uses cold Zima to freeze wart on back of hump*
They still make Zima? Really?
Just go with it, Sean.
You know, I don’t think Zima has ever come up during any of my meetings.
You know, I don’t think Zima has ever come up during any of my meetings.
Huh. That’s strange.
You never hear anyone talk about how they would find themselves outside the liquor store at 6 in the morning, waiting for it to open so they could get a Zima. Or how they would drink a six pack of Zima at lunch. Etc.
Zima–It’s So Awful, Not Even Alcoholics Will Drink It™
Zima–It’s So Awful, Not Even Alcoholics Will Drink It™
Ok, Sean used up all the funneh with that comment. Now what do we do?
http://is.gd/ShwDj5
To put a positive spin on it:
Zima – It’s So Awful You Won’t Need AA To Get Sober
You know, I don’t think Zima has ever come up during any of my meetings.
That’s because you would die from teh diabeetus long before you decided you needed to get clean.
http://is.gd/ShwDj5
I’m sure losing a hand just isn’t enough to prevent him from feeding Alligators in the future. No, the FINE. that’s doing to teach him the lesson.
This is your brain on government.
Zima – You’ll Never Become An Alcoholic Drinking This Swill
*passes a note back to Carin telling her I’m glad that someone else got to Mr. DownUnder first so that when I get him he won’t be quite so… what’s the word… tense*
He does look a tad wound up. Needs a back rub. Or something
He’s VERY tense – I’m gonna hafta rub a LOT more than his back to relax him, poor dear.
This could take days…..
*rolls die
…4…5..6..7!
Oooo, Community Chest!
*picks top card from deck
“You win a Gold Medal in the Olympics! Pay IRS $9,000.”
WTF?!?!
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/go-gold-pay-irs_649187.html
I hope Chick Fil A stocked up last night, judging by the twitter pictures today.
Wow.
I had no idea there was a cash prize with the medals.
People, people, please!
Dear Leader wants to save you from your decadent and debauched ways, and he is willing to throw himself on that sword!
Why, to keep you from buying da eeebil Firewater/turning lezbo, he is offering to let you send that money to him instead so that he can spend 4 more years saving us from ourselves:
http://weaselzippers.blogspot.com/2012/08/obama-instead-of-buying-your-friend.html?tw_p=twt
“You win a Gold Medal in the Olympics! Pay IRS $9,000.”
WTF?!?!
Well, it’s not like they earned it on their own…..
“You win a Gold Medal in the Olympics! Pay IRS $9,000.”
You gotta be shittin’ me.
Hmmmm…did Barry pay any taxes on his Peace Prize?
Zima drinker. http://is.gd/WdibwI
Zima drinker:
http://tinyurl.com/dxx9t9l
Note the pinky and the firm grip on the glass
Truck driving Zima drinker. http://is.gd/fNELHK
I had no idea there was a cash prize with the medals.
Well, why else would you compete?
Well, why else would you compete?
Umm, wasn’t there a whole “not getting paid for competing” thing for amateur athlete, not long ago?
Hey, Gore Vidal died. I don’t really care, but it gives me an excuse to link this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8
Zima. Malt liquor for those who really don’t care for the stuff.
>> Hack
This is what happens when you hang one out there low over the plate my friend. Not my fault if you see it coming, it’s still coming.
That Olympics tax story is unbelievable.
Sean, if you ever get a couple of hours (it’s long), google up the Panama Canal debate between Reagan and WFB. You’ll get an even bigger appreciation for them both. It is the shit man.
Hey, Gore Vidal died. I don’t really care, but it gives me an excuse to link this:
typical left coaster… always 3 hours behind….
http://tinyurl.com/cjlzxqh
That Olympics tax story is unbelievable.
It’s just sad, really.
Not my fault if you see it coming, it’s still coming.
#ThingsRonJeremySays
I’ll make a note of that, dave. I’ve been reading this, and there are things that he wrote fifty years ago that would be relevant today if you justr swapped the names and dates.
Not my fault if you see it coming, it’s still coming.
#ThingsRonJeremySays
Bwahahaha!
*emails wiserbuns 40,000 Nobels*
A year or so before WFB passed I bit on an NRO offer of a signed copy of Miles Gone By, which is where I read about the debate (WFB took the “we should honor Carter’s agreement to give it back, Reagan took the “fuck that shit” side). Pretty cool back story. He said after he was invited to the Reagan ranch, and Reagan had put a big sign up on the gate that said “WE BUILT IT. WE PAID FOR IT. IT’S OURS.”
typical left coaster… always 3 hours behind….
Stupid NBC.
I’d have kept it, but paid Panama some kind of rent. Maybe offered them Commonwealth status.
Dammit. Now I have the song, “Panama” by Van Halen in my head. Thank you!
storm blowing through. dog is under desk, shaking like a leaf
WEATHER BLOG!!!!
IMPORTANT WEATHER UPDATE!!!!!
It’s sunny and mild here, with a light breeze.
Weather Alert! There are no haboobs here! I repeat, we have no haboobs!
I repeat, we have no haboobs!
Of course not, silly. It’s
GayWednesday, not Friday.Someone remind me how to copy a tweet please. TYIA.
*emails wiserbuns 40,000 Nobels*
*sends Wiser bill for $360,000, payable to the IRS*
Big Haboobie Friday.
I like it.
It’s hotter ‘n hell over here.
(Nuthin like the temps where Cyn and/or XBrad are, but still…..)
Cyn–There’s a little thingy that says “Embed this Tweet” at the bottom. Copy and paste the code it gives you when you click on that.
This is why I love you the best, Sean. Thank you.
*looks down at shoe, kicks pebble*
Aw, it ain’t no thang.
*tosses Sean a crate of iPads*
Hey, I thought you said you loved me!
iPads=love!
It’s a “I wouldn’t hit you if I didn’t love you” sort of thing.
Ooooo wow; the stoopid is strong on that one.
iPads=love!
It’s a “I wouldn’t hit you if I didn’t love you” sort of thing.
Starring Angela Bassett as Sean and Laurence Fishburne as Cyn…
JFC, i leave for a little bit to go stalk Cyn in my head (AKA Napping with the cat) and come back to impuning, OK i denounce myself for titty cakes and being a jerk, but THIS???
*start with leon or krow first. see how well that works out before stepping up to the major league..*
ok ok ONE time at Band camp…………
now i have an owie
Thanx Wiser
jerk
Maybe if people would just stop gettin gay married to chicken sandwiches we could all much on our succulent cock & buns in peace.
PROTIP: If you’re gonna take a 1g cinnamon capsule to help with insulin sensitivity, take it before a meal. If you forget, don’t take it after, just try to remember for next time. Burping pure cinnamon kinda sucks.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://is.gd/Xmg0mO
Tigers hate cinnamon.
we could all much on our succulent cock
Resist we much!
Heh, when memes collide:
Click the twitter link to expand and see the picture. I thought it would embed.
I see the pic–too cute!
might make a lovely header pic
Any of you morons own a kindle fire? Have you had any problems with it refusing to charge? I’m kinda pissed at mine right now. I’m in the middle of a Seal Team about to open up a can of whupass on some mooselimbs and I can’t get the fucking battery to charge. Somebody told me that this was fairly common problem.
Agreed, J’Ames.
No Fire for me, PG; sorry.
Love is in the air
(Where IS Mare??)
http://tinyurl.com/cpaqcvt
KINDLE FIRE!
No, but I do have an iPad with a Kindle app.
It’s charging just fine.
OMG.. Sarah is on The Five right now, wearing the exact pair of glasses that I wanted (but couldn’t afford). Hatey hate her.
Nope, not The Five. Eric Bolling must be on for Cavuto?
You may ignore my question mark.
PG, did you plug it in?
You should try plugging it in.
Speaking of plugging it in, the past several days I kept losing my internet connectivity and had to keep resetting the modem. Finally checked the coaxial connector, and sure as shit it was loose.
99% of all network problems really are at the physical layer.
Zima with vodka will get the job done. Im not proud that i know this.
Vodka and regular Fresca tastes like a Zima. I am also not proud that I know this.
99% of all network problems really are at the physical layer.
The other 10% are caused by people who don’t understand math.
We pretty much have to have the cable box outside our house replaced about every 5 years because the company so brilliantly mounted it on the west side of our house. Math!
*streaks through blog*
*puts clothes back on and trudges off to pick up boys*
Was that a tiger that just ran through here?
Which network layer is it that sits there drinkin’ beer & cussin’ on other people’s weblogs? Cos that’s the one that’s always causin’ problems at my* house.
*not actually mine, thank the Lord Jesus Christ this dump is not owned by me
*wishes there were a Chick Fil A on the way home
Never get out of the boat, aglile dog. Never get out of the boat.
j’ames dont be a ha8er but the nearest Chik is 2 blocks down from me
I’m very likely eating about 2.5 lb of chicken for dinner, but it’ll be out of my own oven. It sort of creeps me out to prep it and then go feed my birds, though. I try to wash up really well beforehand.
We have 2 Chik Fil As here. I might pick me up some on the way home tonight, sounds kinda tasty.
We don’t have any. They probably aren’t welcome here.
Well, if it’s really crowded I’ll probably just go home and make bacon and eggs. I kinda have a hankerin for breakfast right now
Jackassery, it is what`s for dinner.
Tennis anyone? Yes, yes please……..
Is that a Ferrar vs. Nadal tennis match, or is Jeff Stryker penetrating Peter North?
Chick Fil A in Ft Wayne IN, lunchtime.
And Chick Fil A is the 2nd story on the news, NBC local.
Amazing.
(1st is the drought, which has pretty much wrecked the corn crop.)
Pagina! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEa5gVq20eA
wtf? Kramer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwlTqU1Lw3Y
UHF – Funny movie.
The Antoine Dodson vid in Ace’s sidebar is pretty good. I love what he’s done with his hair.
Put 30 miles on the new car today. Just cruising around and getting used to it. I’m seriously happy with my decision so far.
Went to the eye doctor today. Looks like I’m going to get my eyelids cut. Saggy skin affecting my vision. Almost got t-boned twice in the last 3 months. Both my fault – I never saw ’em coming.
If anyone asks, getting old ain’t for sissies!
Chik Fil A was packed, so bacon and eggs it was.
So you’re having your eyes circumcised?
Hotspur – Pretty much.
Chief, I knew a guy that had something similar done when I was at my first post-college job. His was a forehead reduction, though.
2 eggs today! But one of them was on the roosting shelf… Very dumb birds.
I want me a big fucking steak for dinner, but we’re having salmon.
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/christine-quinn-overstepped-authority-letter-nyu-chick-fil-a-article-1.1126238
Steak is for closers.
Only 1.75 lb of chicken were eaten for this evening’s dinner. I’m full, surprisingly.
Chief, that eyelid reduction surgery is what I THOUGHT I was going to be getting 2 years ago – then the eye doctor said, “There’s one more test that we have to run, but don’t worry – nobody EVER tests positive for it…..”
5 minutes later, her eyes got really big, I said, “Oh, crap”, and they were making an appointment for me to see a neurologist…..
My dreams of looking 10 years younger were hopelessly dashed – 😛
UHF – Funny movie.
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One of the best movies ever.
Never forget that Oprah inflicted Deepak Chopra upon the world.
Never forget, and never forgive.
I might not be full after all. Darnit.
Hahaha
So his shits are the cosmos.
Penis Wheels!!!!!
Did anybody storm anybody else’s embassy today?
The awesome thing, scott, is that he didn’t see it at first, but now he’ll never be able to unsee it.
This song was one of the wake-up calls to the Apollo-Soyuz crew. You gotta wonder what the Rooskies were thinking.
24 valve, six cylinder, direct injected penis engine.
So the technician who is very nearly a Hostage tells me this morning that we probably need to change the four-digit access code to the labs. “For the new number, why don’t we use your weight?”
My boss walked in right as I shouted, “Bite me!” The look on his face!
I haven’t had coffee in two days. I put F.Lux on my netbook, and there are no lights on in the house. I have no excuse for insomnia tonight.
“For the new number, why don’t we use your weight?”
Was he going to convert to ounces?
Obama is still president until at least January. Now you’ve got an excuse.
24 valve, six cylinder, direct injected penis engine.
*speechless*
MCPO, when is your surgery? Hope it goes well.
24 valve, six cylinder, direct injected penis engine.
Which one of those lovely visions of manhood up there comes standard with that equipment?
Send him to my house…..
Mine’s only a 4 cylinder, but the horsepower’s pretty good, and the mileage is fantastic.
I must say that I absolutely love Twitter. It is absolutely amazing how someone can so completely expose their mind-boggling stupidity in merely 140 character or less.
case in point:
Idiot gets all butthurt because some people started mocking Wendys for making stupid tweet re: Chick-Fil-A (basically accusing CFA of only serving and hiring straight people. They quickly pulled that tweet after some people mentioned that, unless they had proof of what they were implying, perhaps it might not be a great marketing decision to leave that out there.)
Moron starts out small when called out on his butt-hurtedness:
I reply:
to which I get this priceless reply:
Oh dearie dearie me….. not sure which part is better, the denial that he is bent out of shape or the self-righteously hypocritical “I call out hypocrisy!” claim.
Oh, it is to laugh….
Bedtime.
The most exciting thing I ever rode/drove was a 400cc Yamaha 2-stroke with shitty brakes and rotten tires. Every single block was a new adventure in trying to not die.
Mine’s only a 4 cylinder, but the horsepower’s pretty good, and the mileage is fantastic.
Mine’s a straight 6, but it requires high-octane fuel, so yeah, I can be a little pricey.
But I’m worth it.
Hypocrisy for me but not for thee.
Whatchya doin’, Roamy?
http://tinyurl.com/dyhwks2
I must say that I absolutely love Twitter. It is absolutely amazing how someone can so completely expose their mind-boggling stupidity in merely 140 character or less.
case in point:
Idiot gets all butthurt because some people started mocking Wendys for making stupid tweet re: Chick-Fil-A (basically accusing CFA of only serving and hiring straight people. They quickly pulled that tweet after some people mentioned that, unless they had proof of what they were implying, perhaps it might not be a great marketing decision to leave that out there.)
Moron starts out small when called out on his butt-hurtedness:
….. i have a prob w people getting bent out of shape w what wendys or franchisee said or didnt say
I reply:
I find it funny that you are bent out of shape by the comments of those who got bent out of shape at someone else’s comments
to which I get this priceless reply:
im not bent out of shape i just point out hypocritical BS when i see it
Oh dearie dearie me….. not sure which part is better, the denial that he is bent out of shape or the self-righteously hypocritical “I call out hypocrisy!” claim.
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Both.
Whatchya doin’, Roamy?
http://tinyurl.com/dyhwks2
I’m kinda diggin’ that.
Hypocrisy for me but not for thee.
So many seem to be unable to recognize it in themselves, but see so much of it on others…..
Maybe Alanis Morrisette should write a song about it….
If you were wondering why Cuffy left the missile defense field and start his own business, wonder no more.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-08-01/missile-defense-staff-warned-to-stop-surfing-porn-sites.html
If you don’t accept diversity, everyone will hate you..
No pron at work?! That’s just crazy talk .
So many seem to be unable to recognize it in themselves, but see so much of it on others…..
The mark of a true liberal. Seriously, isn’t this exactly what set us apart from
the apesthose leftard twatwaffles?Okay, is it me or is this page getting jiggy after you make a comment?
The mark of a true liberal. Seriously, isn’t this exactly what set us apart from the apes those leftard twatwaffles?
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That, and we’re funny. They have no concept of humor. They always rely on condescension, mistaking it for being funny.
Obama does it all the time. Plus he’s a fuckface.
The mark of a true liberal.
He also got butthurt because I “jumped into his convo”.
I apologized profusely, explaining that I did not not realize he was having a private conversation….. on Twitter!
They were just researching missiles Tushar. Geez.
They always rely on condescension, mistaking it for being funny.
Condescension and hate. It just fucking gets old. And yes, not funny.
http://twitchy.com/2012/08/01/libs-support-chick-fil-a-appreciation-day-because-bible-thumpers-might-choke-on-their-food/
fuckers
I apologized profusely, explaining that I did not not realize he was having a private conversation….. on Twitter!
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Hahahahaha. Cyn looks sexy.
/DM
Less than 2 months ago Obama was a bigoted homophobe.
Need of gay money changed that.
We all need gay money to fix us.
We all need gay money to fix us.
meet Xbrad at the tunnel…….
They were just researching missiles.
How YOU doin’?!
Cyn looks sexy.
so, I’m assuming she was in front of you for the duration of the triathlon?
meet Xbrad at the tunnel…….
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Meh. He’ll just try to offer me an IOU.
100 people who are dentists do not recommend Trident to their patients who chew gum. #100People
Heh, re: @Wendys, I really think they just put their foot in their twitter mouth, so to speak, I don’t think it was malicious, just dumb.
Dave,
I think the Wendys PR wonk just gets their info from the libtards/MFM(BIRM) and so thinks CFA discriminates in serving.hiring.
Dumbfucks, what can you do?
Wiser, that was a private message.
Actually, I don’t remember much. No asses to watch.
http://tinyurl.com/c8vo4v3
Whatchya doin’, Roamy?
Putting up a poat over at your place.
Speaking of liberals, tolerance, and Obama’s stance on gay marriage:
http://is.gd/c4WUUX
Wiser, that was a private message.
Please forgive me. I am so, so sorry.
Maybe Chris. I try not to impugn motive, and I can’t read minds. They walked it back like crazy when pointed out.
Social media is a dangerous playground for businesses. You gots to be plain Jane vanilla.
Quit horning in on our DMs, Wiser!
Wiser, are you jumping into our private convos on a public comment thread?
Heckuva boycott there, lefties: http://hotair.com/archives/2012/08/01/rick-warren-chick-fil-as-owner-told-me-they-set-a-new-world-record-in-sales-today/
I don’t think it was malicious, just dumb.
Marketing people = frustrated artists (for the most part)
Artists = liberal (for the most part)
Liberal = Not all the bright (for the….. well, pretty much without a doubt)
I find it hilarious how butthurt these idiots got when we mocked Wendys, but they fully support both Boston’s and Chicago’s mayor bringing the full power of the gov’t down on CFA because they disagreed with them.
It’s almost as if they are .. oh, what’s the word…. stupid?
Yeah, that Wendy’s tweet was plain stoo-pid. It’s like someone said, “hey, look, a speeding freight train” and then jumped in front of it.
Andy, I’m impressed that the word got out that well and that fast. It made me wonder if some of the churches announced it like they did for “Passion of the Christ”.
At the end of the rainbow there’s a business that has to make money, and not impair the franchisees who pay them a lot of bucks for the brand.
I’m quite sure some poor marketing schlub got counseled today.
Wiser, are you jumping into our private convos on a public comment thread?
it’s kind of a hobby of mine….
It’s like someone said, “hey, look, a speeding freight train” and then jumped in front of it.
That was what I found so funny about their attempt to capitalize on it.
“Better to not tweet and be thought the fool than to tweet and remove all doubt” – Stuff Mark Twain Said, Vol IV, Unabridged,
Nice post, Romacita.
How many astronauts does it take to replace a light bulb?
Had my first full day of gimping around without the cane, and 3 full days at work now. I’m doing great.
Still hurts, but when I think about 2 weeks ago I’m like “this ain’t shit compared to that.”
Awesome, Dave. Are you cleared for the pool yet?
Had my first full day of gimping around without the cane, and 3 full days at work now. I’m doing great.
SWEET!
how long before they let you out of the rascal?
At least another week Andrew. Wound has to be completely closed and free of scabs and stuff.
By then I’m hoping the water feels better than a bath. If not, spa!
Still hurts, but when I think about 2 weeks ago I’m like “this ain’t shit compared to that.”
You gonna need a runner?
The Chick-fil-A by Sam’s has had traffic cops and crowd control officers all day. Took me 20 minutes to get home. Church groups started showing up by the van and busload around 5pm. My boss started handing out Chick-fil-A coupons he “found” today.
There’s a joke there somewhere, but I’m too tired to think of it.
>> how long before they let you out of the rascal?
I’m holding out for pie. Fuckers give me pie or I keep this thing and take it to WalMart and fucking raise some hell.
Fuckers give me pie or I keep this thing and take it to WalMart and fucking raise some hell.
go for it, Costanza.
Imagine Dave, in a Rascal, tearing ass up and down the aisles at WalMart, using my cane to pull racks down and scare the shit out of kids.
This would be fun. Until I got tazed.
This would be fun. Until I got tazed.
soak yourself in gasoline.
You probably still wouldn’t enjoy it, but others will.
Think about someone besides yourself for once, would ya?
*tosses DiT a quarter to tip the cab driver.
A quarter? The hell, did we go more than a mile this time?
A quarter? The hell, did we go more than a mile this time?
I swear to all that is holy, that is still one of the funniest moments of my life.
that and “can I hold your gun?”
The hell, did we go more than a mile this time?
We planned, we strategized, we had it all worked out..
this is gonna work.. we got this suc…..
oh, we’re here….
hmm…
Some of the funniest stupid shit moments in my life happened around you. Falling in the ocean. Gettin lost in downtown Boston. Standing in a fountain in St. Louis. Looking at raw shrimp you wanted to serve up. The banglar high school party bash in the parking lot at a hotel in Windsor.
I’m almost starting to like you.
Imagine Dave, in a Rascal, tearing ass up and down the aisles at WalMart, using my cane to pull racks down and scare the shit out of kids.
This would be fun. Until I got tazed.
Hey, stop by the bakery and pick me up. I can ride in the basket. Can I commandeer your cane? Can I? Can I? Oh wait, how can cupcake bomb folks if I’m caning them in the kneecaps.
Oh BOY, this is going to be great!!
*hands beasn the golden cane*
Show em who’s boss honey.
*rips it toward produce*
I’m almost starting to like you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_NpdAy3WY
WOO HOOOOO
*holds cane like a spear*
Detour by the pool of managers.
*hands beasn the golden cane*
waitaminute…. that’s not …
OMG!!
SECURITY!!! SECURITY!!!!
Some of the funniest stupid shit moments in my life happened around you. Falling in the ocean. Gettin lost in downtown Boston. Standing in a fountain in St. Louis. Looking at raw shrimp you wanted to serve up. The banglar high school party bash in the parking lot at a hotel in Windsor.
touch my monkey…
can I sleep in your room?
hush you
>> can I sleep in your room?
You couldn’t sleep last time. Who knows if it’ll work this time?
All seriousness aside, I thought you were dead.
wiser, I’m not quite sure where you went with that, so it must have been bad. DO NOT PERVERT OUR DESTRUCTION!
He just wants his pie.
I’m almost starting to like you.
seriously, I miss you somethin’ awful.
All seriousness aside, I thought you were dead.
it’s almost like we’re married
wiser, I’m not quite sure where you went with that,
really?
and I’m usually so obvious…..
All seriousness aside, I thought you were dead.
I was pretending, hoping you would stop…
It worked with my uncle…
*whimper
and I’m usually so obvious…..
You are, I just didn’t want get in there with you.
http://tinyurl.com/c4tylug
DO NOT PERVERT OUR DESTRUCTION!
BRING THE PAIN!!!!!!
*skwawk
clean-up on aisle 7… clean-up on aisle 7
*skwawk
*skwawk
and 8
*skwawk
*skwawk
and 9 omg please dear god clean up on aisle 9…
*skwawk
I just didn’t want get in there with you.
it’s so much fun…..
*remembers photo at STL meat-up
……and knives
yannow, maybe not….
We just had our annual ‘survey’ in which we grade our management.
*maniacal laughter*
Last time we had one, the whole lot of them were flown to headquarters and had their asses chewed. Unfortunately, the one in charge was not fired and was given one more chance. (the white manager before her, was given 30 days and then shown the door)
we all float, in the fountain, in St Louis.
Hey, laura had a knife too.
Hey, laura had a knife too.
and?
it’s lauraw!
she holds a knife to nun’s necks, and laughs.
I miss you too my friend.
And all my friends.
Time to go prop up laig and snooze. Tomorrow is another full day. Night kids.
Where in St. Louis, was this fountain? Hope it wasn’t a hobo toilet.
*steers by an unsuspecting supervisor on my way out just to see the wicked shit beasn is gonna pull at 5 mph*
we all float, in the fountain, in St Louis.
“I hate this dream!”
funniest spontaneous comment I have ever heard in my life.
still cracks me up
steers by an unsuspecting supervisor on my way out
When I say ‘NOW’, floor it grandpa!
Night all, I have an early morning.
Where in St. Louis, was this fountain?
Outside of Pujols
Dave was a sport. We saw the fountain and begged Dave to just stand in it so we could get pics.
As he stands there, a young lady walks by and says “HEY! YOU’RE STANDING IN A FOUNTAIN!!”
Dave looks around and says “I AM?!?!?! Hell, just a minute ago, I was in in Cincinnati!! I HATE this dream!”
OMG, it was hi-larious.
Walsh and May in spandex is pretty nice. Not that the Austrian’s don’t look pretty nice.
Goodnight. . .
They derp him up until the teardrops start
But he can’t be wounded ’cause he’s got no heart
How does this still exist?
Patty Ann!
Horse-feeding time again. I’m beginning to seriously doubt the handiness of the design. Requires too much manual labor.
design of the feeding apparatus, or the horse?
Feeding apparatus. We have grates that you have to thread the hay through. It’s a pain in the ass.
Hey Everybody!!! Wake the Fuck Up!!!
This the day that the Lord hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
Also, the design of horses. They are built to eat basically all the time, so you either feed them 15 times a day with a little bit of food, or you feed them with something that deliberately makes it take a long time to get at the food.
We built a mothafuggin’ bootleg version of this with lumber and fence grates. But the grate holes are really small compared to a horsemouth, so you have to toss the hay up in, then yank a bunch out with your fingers so it threads. I’m going to suggest a rebuild when the wife gets back.
Wakey wakey
What did Deepok Chopra tweet? It say his tweets are private. Or was that the point.
He’s such a fucking asshole.
The libs on my facedouch, yesterday, were arguing that people should be giving money to charity instead of to Chik-fil-a.
The stupid. ga.
He must have made it private afterward. It was mind-numbing, new age garbage.
How many pounds of meat can you get from a horse?
Flash Gordon is on. A better movie has never been made.
How many pounds of meat can you get from a horse?
Rule of thumb is usually about half the weight of the live animal, so about 450#. Ours are kind of old for eating, though.
Deepak’s tweet was, “In my stillness I am the eternal possibility. In my movement I am the cosmos.”
Lauraw replied, “In my shower, I am Beverly Sills.”
Someone commented about shitting stars, but I forget who.
LOL.
That’s probably why he switched to a private account?
*still laughing about shitting stars*
Yesterday, I had to go to a soccer “meeting” (it appears it’s really just little more than an excuse to get the parents together and drink) but we met at this one couples house and it was just wonderful. They had a pool, and a second kitchen off the walk-out basement. Perfectly decorated – amazing, etc. So when they ask who can post the next one, it came as no surprise to me that NO ONE offered.
I mean, COME ON. How do you top that? Yikes.
It might be possible to fix our feeder by replacing the grates with bars, but I’m not sure I can do it without significant dissassembly.
post- host
Man, it would HURT to shit a star. Talk about burning!
Also, if God has made the day, I’m putting in a complaint about the heat. And no rain.
>> I mean, COME ON. How do you top that? Yikes.
You need a big hookah.
If the “no rain” keeps up, I’m going to have to get my well re-drilled. What used to be steady, clean water is puffy and a little sandy now. Not good. We need about 2′ of rain.
Ok, dave’s up. Everybody look busy.
Get MJ and Vmax to send you their rain. One of my aunts in FL said that it’s rained every day for the last week.
That would be nice, roamy. 1/3 of the state has been declared an agricultural disaster area. I’m already looking forward to the repercussions of the relief money about to be sent here.
The area I’m in is usually so damp that they only drilled the barn well to 17′, so it probably ought to be drilled deeper anyhow. My poor pond almost has a sand bar right now, and the cat-tails are starting to sprout from it.
Also, Car in, you should host the next soccer meet up. Your pool is bigger than theirs.
I’m already looking forward to the repercussions of the relief money about to be sent here.
If you’re in a swing state, you have a chance. Red state? Well, just ask Texas how much help they got last year.
New Poat!
http://is.gd/g7zHt8
Leon, if your horse can’t figure out how to use this contraption, you probably need to eat him.
I spent a large part of my yute heaving bales of hay into one of these contraptions for the purpose of feeding cattle.