Hi. I’m MJ. I like music.
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Today’s model is 24, and hails from Manchester England. This is the best comment I found a blog dedicated to her, ah, attributes. “The single greatest set of hooters I’ve ever seen. In fact, they’re so goddamn sexy that I actually shed a tear while tugging one out.” Please welcome my new best friend, Holly Peers!!!1!
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L to R: Dave, every teacher that gave him a pop quiz.
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1215 – King John of England put his seal on the Magna Carta.
1381 – The English peasant revolt was crushed in London.
1607 – Colonists in North America completed James Fort in Jamestown.
1667 – Jean-Baptiste Denys administered the first fully-documented human blood transfusion. He successfully transfused the blood of a sheep to a 15-year old boy.
1752 – Benjamin Franklin experimented by flying a kite during a thunderstorm.
1844 – Charles Goodyear was granted a patent for the process that strengthens rubber.
1909 – Benjamin Shibe patented the cork center baseball.
1940 – The French fortress of Verdun was captured by Germans.
1981 – The U.S. agreed to provide Pakistan with $3 billion in military and economic aid from October 1982 to October 1987.
1992 – U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle instructed a student to spell “potato” with an “e” on the end during a spelling bee.
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Ya’ll have a great weekend. I’m bricking this weekend, which will be full of fun, sun, and crushing pain.
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Not a fuck was given…
Oh my. We’ve seen Ms. Peers before, haven’t we?
Who cares?
http://is.gd/9DmYNy
meh
I remember when this place had standards…..
Oh, and HI RICH!
She looks nice.
Slide show BBF. Nice touch.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
http://is.gd/ovAnkG
*belches*
*belches really loud*
Errands BRB.
http://tinyurl.com/d5ggxaz
>>Rapist Pedophile Glasses and Beard..
Bwahahahaha! I know it’s olde but it was new to me.
There must be at least 17 boobs up there.
Greetings,
citizenssuckers.I got a new smoker unit for my bbq grill. Ima smoke me two great whacking slabs of fucking ribs on Sunday.
Carin, did you see yesterday’s topic on marksdailyapple.com? You should look at it.
I’ve decided to surrender my US citizenship. It’s nothing but a burden, requiring me to pay taxes and be subject to US laws. If I’m not a citizen, it won’t keep me from working, getting gubmint sugar, driving, voting…
Hell, I’m dead, I died in 1950. I’m an ideal voter for Democrats. And I’m not even an American. Even better.
I got a new smoker unit for my bbq grill. Ima smoke me two great whacking slabs of fucking ribs on Sunday.
Was talking to my brother yesterday. He was looking for a cheap flight for him and my mom to come up for wiserdaughter’s graduation party next weekend and asked me if I could do better. (somehow, I have magic powers or something when it comes to finding cheap airfare.)
Anyway, I decided to use some of my FF miles to get them here instead. Saved them about $500 each.
The conversation then moved on to smokers. He has one and I mentioned that I wanted one, but it would have to wait a while, until my personal financial situation improves dramatically.
20 minutes later, I got an e-mail from Bass Pro Shoppes, telling me that my new smoker will be delivered approx. June 18th.
fucking brother is a bad-ass!
**drool**
I loves me some smoked anything. A friend once made us his own smoked trout which he caught himself. Tasty squared.
She seems nice.
Honestly, that stuff is just too complicated for me. MCTs? ATP- PC?
I just like to work out. I can’t grok all that sciency stuff. Counting grams of this and that.
I don’t eat much sugar. I’ve cut carbs for the last few weeks and my running has been torture.
I just need to eat whatever makes me feel good. I don’t have any sort of issues with eating stuff – no sensitivities. I think if I upped my workout addiction by adding in this food stuff, my husband would kill me. I probably eat pretty close to primal anyway, just w/o paying attention.
My kids already made rude comments to me during an episode of some wacky show “My mom is obsessed” last week.
There’s an attachment you can add to the BBQ? Must check out for Father’s Day!
Hell, I’m dead, I died in 1950. I’m an ideal voter for Democrats. And I’m not even an American. Even better.
Well, that’s a good start, Eric, but make with the credit card, m’kay?
Nice scores ‘Spur and Wiser!
I just need to eat whatever makes me feel good. I don’t have any sort of issues with eating stuff – no sensitivities.
If you stopped eating gluten, you’d develop superpowers.
*runs away*
I’m pretty sure that I’m suffering from beer deficiency. My running sucks ass right now, and I’m pretty sure that cutting out the beer has really had an impact.
I only get my credit card out if I have a one in seventy billion chance of having monkey-picked ass coffee with Anna Wintour and Barack Hussein Kardashian.
This is my bbq.
http://tinyurl.com/6wj4pz6
L – R
Single gas burner (good for sautéing shit) – three burner cooking area (for fast bbqing) – charcoal cooking area (for better flavor) – smoker attachment (for best flavor)
1% BBQ
I read a study not too long ago in the hubby’s running magazine that runners do better consuming beer. True story.
This is my bbq.
me want!
If you stopped eating gluten, you’d develop superpowers.
*runs away*
I don’t want to give myself an unfair advantage.
Nice rig, Hotspur. You might need to bring that to Lapeerpalooza.
Wiser, that was a very nice example of what goes around comes around.
Or a bird in your pants feels good but only for a minute or two. Can’t remember which.
I’ve had some of my greatest runs the day after having a beer or two.
Mein Gott, you could roast a whale in there. Hang on, I’ll get some Greenpeace activists for kindling.
>>Or a bird in your pants feels good but only for a minute or two.
http://is.gd/BhK2jy
*mulls over making a drinking and “runs” joke*
Nah.
Obama = immature, child king (qsshole variety)
Or a bird in your pants feels good but only for a minute or two.
http://tinyurl.com/cpnvgk
a bird in your pants feels good but only for a minute or two.
Yah, is true. That’s when they stop moving.
A friend told me this.
yes, Obqmq is auite the qsshole, mqre. I totqlly qgree
A bird in the pants is worth two in the OFB.
A bird in the pants is worth two in the OFB.
No more calls, please. We have our winner. Please, no more calls. Thank you.
Holy fuck, thqts funny. For some reqson I qlwqys lqugh qt OFB.
Fucking qutocorrect.
HQHQHQHQ! Well done indeed, SeQn.
so, qnybody hqve qny interesting plqns for the weekend? Qnyone doing qnything speciql for their dqd?
*mulls over making a drinking and “runs” joke*
And where was I when that happened? In Metamora.
Drinking didn’t cause that, though. I still actually have that stomach bug, butt it’s not as bad.
Sean, I still have nightmares of that pic Rosetta linked.
Horrifying!
Heck, I just got to it before qnybody else could.
I’m auqffing q bottle of qauqvit.
I’m going to bba.
And where was I when that happened? In Metamora.
I initially read that as “Meatorama,” which sounds like a fun place.
I don’t live neqr my fqmily, so nothing speciq. I sent my dqa a pqir of bqrefoot shoes for his boqt.
>>I still have nightmares of that pic Rosetta linked.
I hesitate commenting on this, but… what picture?
The “boys” hqve picked up Qcts of Vqlor for Fqther’s Dqy so we’ll prolly wqtch thqt 10 times.
>> fucking brother is a bad-ass!
Yes. Yes, he is.
Yes. Yes, he is.
heh. Yep, you know.
The “boys” hqve picked up Qcts of Vqlor for Fqther’s Dqy so we’ll prolly wqtch thqt 10 times.
Thqt sounds qwesome.
If you’re neqr q TV, Obqmq is qbout to speak on this pseudo-DREQM Qct thing. Fucker.
I commented elsewhere earlier how conveeeeeenient that Time Mag’s cover about illegals yesterday times nicely with this news release today.
SCOQMF
Cyn,….
Older female
Nude
Half her body appears to be covered in, ah, um
Private area hair…..there’s just so much.
Help, im having flashbacks.
Thqnks for not qctuqlly linking thqt, Mqre.
Cyn♥Mare
Good grief.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xsvXbfnwSg
HAHA!
I am seriously now hesitant to click anybody’s link for fear I’m gonna see OFB.
Good grief.
I reqlly wish these things were running on MSNBC qnd the rest of the mqss mediq.
They’re only preqching to the choir with this stuff, unless they cqn breqk through and get this on the networks.
Hey, guess who’s running late?
Qnd I cqn tell my grqndchilds thqt I wqs there when it stqrted.
Now 20 minutes lqte.
I was supposed to be at 1:15. He’s almost an hour late.
I thought I’d heard 1:45.
I should be punished for not paying attention.
Of course, he spent 4 hours at horse-face’s party last night. He may be hanging a bit .
Remember how MJ was? He kept us waiting, then just never showed.
I should be punished for not paying attention.
Well if I gotta …
*puts on dominatrix outfit
TOTUS must be in the shop for repairs.
I… me… my…
*grrrrrrrrs
Gallup’s 3-day rolling average: Obama approval rating.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/113980/Gallup-Daily-Obama-Job-Approval.aspx
down.
via Slublog
When did I ever meat you guys?
OMFG I hqte this guy.
Gallup’s 3-day rolling average: Obama approval rating.
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I know it seems crazy because most of us pay attention, but even those who aren’t normally plugged in pretty much think SCOAMF is a SCOAMF.
The weekly jobless numbers are up, and the month is actually taken from mid to mid, meaning that July is going to be about the same or worse than last month. I’m not wishing for joblessness, but one more month of shit should pretty much put a nail in in the penis.
Apparently I stutter before typing ‘penis.’
WHAT A FUCKING DICK!!!!!!
Cyn, hold me up. I can’t see the tv.
>>Apparently I stutter before typing ‘penis.’
Don’t we all.
Here, hon, you can sit on my lap.
I’d be shitting my pants if I was 20 years old or so. Public debt, college debt, no hope for a decent job, and now more competition for the shit jobs that actually exist.
Moms, prepare your basements! Kids are going to be here for a while.
“Moms, prepare your basements! Kids are going to be here for a while.”
My youngest has enough money now (new job) to begin the moving out process! Yay me? gonna miss the sprout if truth be told. I need to find a woman to keep me company etc.
Pin the penis on the donkey.
What did he say, Cyn?
Apparently I stutter before typing ‘penis.’
Get a little worked up there, Frodo?
What did the empty suit say today?
Anyone want to start a pool on when Obama decides to completely drain the Strategic Oil Reserve for a few more votes?
Other than I, me, my, and mine a few hundred times, in his very special condesending tone, he said that it’s ‘fair’ to make these illegal kids legal.
Fair.
/drinks
He said, “I really fucking bombed yesterday, so we’re going to do this bit of pandering to rev up our base. Unfortunately this will also further consolidate the base for my opponent, so once again I’ve stepped on my dick both from a constitutional and political perspective. Pretty good for a Friday, huh?”
Not to mention how irritatingly rude he was to some reporter.
He just makes me nauseous anymore.
He promised to provide free piñatas full of birth control pills for gay college students who want to get married.
‘Cuz everybody LOOOOVES the kid who cuts in line at the school cafeteria on the day they’re serving pizza and chocolate cake (but only until they run out).
Amiright?
This is gonna reeeally piss off those immigrants who went through the process the right way for their work permits.
Umm, language weenie time. Nauseous means causing nausea. So, unless you’re making people puke, you are nauseated.
This is gonna reeeally piss off those immigrants who went through the process the right way for their work permits.
Would love to hear Tushar’s opinion on this…
Would love to hear Tushar’s opinion on this…
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I’ve been thinking about that all day.
You should hear my wife’s. In fact if you stick your head outside, you just might.
We have “Hispanic” neighbors all around us (not from Mexico, but other Spanish-speaking countries) – they have absolutely NO sympathy for people who aren’t willing to go through the process that all of their parents did to become legal citizens.
None whatsoever.
Totally O/T – Ace closing comments on a thread that early? Must’ve been a pretty egregious thing that was said by that one commenter….
I can think of a few people I know who are probably screaming over this shit
Uh-oh….Hotbride is feisty AND retired – Obama isn’t gonna know what hit him…..
*gets popcorn and lawn chair*
>>Ace closing comments on a thread that early?
Again?!?
I can’t wait to go into work at the pizza place tonight. Liberal heaven, it is.
Steve King says he’ll bring suit:
“I will tell you that — I’m not without experience on this — I’m prepared to bring a suit and seek a court order to stop implementation of this policy,” King said
“I have done it once in the past successfully when then-Governor Tom Vilsack thought he could legislate by executive order — and the case of King vs. Vilsack is in the books. And that individual, by the way, is now the Secretary of Agriculture. I wonder if he’s not counseling the president on his legal proceedings.”
I kinda like my Congressman. Guess I better start driving the truck to work, and put the King and Romney stickers on it again. Chances are the keys will be out.
Only known by a few…..a few million: Obama is a political WHORE!
(for those of you unsure, that’s the bad kind of whore)
Him bypassing congress again… this is like freaking bizzaro world; it just won’t stop.
You would know.
Hi everybody! Guess what.
Hahahahaha
It’s now racist to ask the presentdent a question.
The King emerges from his castle, nails an edict to the wall, tells the peons to shut up and goes back inside. Do I have that right?
I should tweet that
RICH!
NOW it’s a BBF day!
that was re:Obama btw
not wiser or wiserbud
*stands by waiting for TGSG’s tweet*
I’ll unban you if need be.
Hmm, only took 3 comments to shut down the thread at AOS. They must have been doozies.
Not again…
*smacks forehead*
Poor Ace. Stupid morons.
This should be fun – the latest hashtag on Twitter is:
#ObamasNextExecutiveOrder
I’ll unban you if need be.
I don’t think I was banned – Ace just closed comments really fast; some guy’s mom apparently never taught him that you don’t go to someone else’s house and shit in the hall…..
Can someone tell me what thread and what was said to have comments shut down?
The unbanning comment was for TGSG since he mentioned wiser and wiserbud 🙂
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It’s the top thread at AoS; any comments that WERE there have now been scrubbed.
Oops, this thread: http://minx.cc/?post=330157
Welp, at least the comments in the new post are open.
For now.
Everybody is stepping lightly, that’s for sure. Bout time some commenters thought about what they were typing.
You’re probably right about that, Jay.
I predict the current topic will be shut down pretty soon.
If you like your day laborer you can keep your day laborer.
Oh, I’ll be able to keep him, but now I’ll have to report his wages.
These next four months before the election are going to get very, very interesting, aren’t they.
How many of the illegals will stay once they are no longer paid in cash, and have withholding from their wages?
http://freebeacon.com/msnbc-splices-bus-explosions-into-segment-on-romney-bus-tour/
>>Bus explosion vid.
Just.Wow.
Why hasn’t Martin Bashir had his fucking teeth knocked down his throat?
So wait, I have an employee who asked for my time to tell me that he won’t do part of his job as outlined in the contract under which he was hired, and I’m not allowed to ask him why?
No you can’t, leon, because the HR department is gonna tie you up, plug your ears, and yell at you about something unrelated.
And they will continue, as long as the employee is someone they like.
Because ‘shut up’, that’s why.
“There you go again, Sam.”
That’s how a real President handles reporters who interrupt.
It sure was fun seeing him get worked up over that; I have to admit.
So, do minimum wage laws apply to illegals with Obama work permission slips? How about unemployment and workers comp?
Slow Joe is the gift that just keeps on giving:
http://is.gd/9JCNe6
So wait, I have an employee who asked for my time to tell me that he won’t do part of his job as outlined in the contract under which he was hired, and I’m not allowed to ask him why?
A co-worker of Mr. TiFW’s was talking about the LM strike at lunch today – apparently there was a discussion about it in the (online) local newspaper, and one of the commenters said that he/she is hoping that LM will go ahead and hire replacement workers for the strikers, because the ones they have hired so far are MUCH better employees than the deadbeats walking the picket line…..
(The Machinist’s Union is the only one on strike; about 1/3 of them have crossed the line to go back to work so far)
Just got off the phone with my cousins and aunt – my oldest cousin passed away unexpectedly last night.
I’m sorry to hear that Teresa.
It would have been kinda cool if he’d said “FYNQ”.
But he’s not man enough.
HOT damn! Smoker just arrived!!!
WOOO HOOOO!!!
It’s gonna be a gooood weekend…..
damn. sorry, theresa
Smoke ’em if ya got ’em.
*eyes cat……
Smoked shrimps!
Sorry to hear of your news, TiF.
Party at wisers!
*hides the cat*
Thanks, guys – she had been in ill health for several years, but holding her own. Apparently she had been visiting a friend and after getting back was confused and running a temp – she’d been in the hospital for a few days and had been discharged but wasn’t doing well, so the family was going to look into having her readmitted today.
It was a peaceful passing, which is a blessing – she was 68 (my sister and I were flower girls at her wedding). She had a good life with lots of friends and her beloved cats, and she was always busy.
Both of her parents are still alive – that’s the hardest part…..
Smoked shrimps!
won’t that cook ’em?
I can’t wait until all those
illegalsnew citizens start making EXTRAORDINARY CONTRIBUTIONS to our society. Honestly, I think this new policy will save us.Hoo-rah on getting your smoker so FAST, Wiser!
Ya gonna “baptize” it for Father’s Day? Sacrifice a virgin animal or sumpin? 😛
>>So, do minimum wage laws apply to illegals with Obama work permission slips? How about unemployment and workers comp?
It seems to me that min wage laws would have to apply; how could they not if they’re now here legally to work? And they’ll now probably be paying in all the FUTA/SUTA stuff too which means they’d be eligible to collect.
Taking jobs away from Americans. Excellent.
Don’t forget all of those spots in colleges that these “new Americans” will be taking as well – not to mention minority scholarship $$$$.
theresa, did you say she had cats?
>> won’t that cook ‘em?
fuckin A bubba
HOLY SHIT, you would not believe how bad the morning glory is here at my sister’s house. I swear, she hasn’t trimmed it or tried to kill it since i hacked it back 9 years ago.
Also, Obama ate a (smoked) dog.
I’ve never smoked anything. But I have plenty of patience.
Hahahahaha
Obama smoked a dog.
I have both smoked and inhaled.
But have you swallowed?
I will be pubcrawlin on sixth street tonight.
When I met HotBride she was part of a wine group who called themselves The Wine Wenches. Their motto was “We never spit.”
I was intrigued.
HA!
I might have.
Sounds like a group of girls I could hang wit.
NBC is all in on the executive order.
NBC swallows
theresa, did you say she had cats?
They are all probably pretty old (and stringy 😛 )
Perfect for smoking. Breaks down the collagen.
NBC is all in on the executive order.
Great! Fire ’em all, and give their jobs to the “new Americans”.
In the interest of “fairness”……
…all that fur in the smoker…
*sparks up some hemp incense*
I think David Gregory had to change pants after the story. He was really excited.
“We see the heart of the campaign this week.” Good, then we can drive a stake in it.
Oooo the panel is on now… everyone shhhhhh!
Silly Cyn, you char it first!
MOM, CYN’S BURNING PATCHOULI!!!11!!!!
Duuuude, you don’t burn patchouli. You dab it on your body parts. It’s the hemp.
‘eerre… smell this
I thought you plucked the fur before you cooked it…..
*watches as Jay falls down, giggles, then goes to sleep; breaks out the Sharpie*
She is teh hawt
I can’t watch Bret baier’s show until mr car in gets home. It’s a rule,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
“Barry was retreating to the safety of the White House with skittles in hand, when he was viciously attacked by Munro.”
(from comments at WeaselZippers)
Him bypassing congress again… this is like freaking bizzaro world; it just won’t stop.
He does it because he can. They let him. One good foot up the ass……….
The UPS guy just delivered the best Father’s Day gift ever – 9.16 lbs. of smoked Texas brisket from Rudy’s. Now you Texans take this for granted, but given that the closest one to here is, give or take, 1,700 road miles … mmmmmmmm.
Store brand roast beef is $12 per lb.
I need a smoker.
CHA (including Sister Keehan) tells HHS to stick it where the sun don’t shine:
http://is.gd/7aPiC0
It’s on like Donkey Kong – your move, Preezy Choombro…..
>> I will be pubcrawlin on sixth street tonight.
I haven’t done that in years. Friday night bands are usually good.
Owie. Is it bed time yet?
I wish it were bed time. Did not sleep well last night.
How you doin’ Jewstin?
I’m well, Beasn. I had a moving job today, hauling double pallets up and down a slight incline on a jack. I think my calves are broken.
How are things in your neck of the woods?
Well done on the change to the comment prompt thingy.
Nice job, MJ. She has the Mary Ann look goin’ on.
You should show us pics of your calves and legs, Jew, and we’ll decide if they’re broken or not.
No, I swear this time it’s not a ruse to get pics to use for HHD.
How are things in your neck of the woods?
Same ol’ same ol’. Cakes, cakes, and more cakes. Also trying to get the house in order for our open house to celebrate celebratory things.
We need to invite people over more often. It forces us to clean and paint and make it purty.
Schwetty Balls.
5 trash cans of junk, and 12 42gal bags of yard waste, and I’m not done cleaning the driveway.
Anybody got a number to reach the producers at “Hoarders?”
What is it that you’re cleaning Xbrad?
I’m still working on my super-sexy farmer’s tan.
where is my beer……….and pants?
Morning glory, crabgrass, and assorted trash. Apparently, my sister hasn’t cleaned her front yard in a decade or so.
My bra is off but I still need to go out and pick up my oldest.
I like morning glory. Crabgrass, not so much.
*removes pants tied on head like ear muffs*
Sorry. Here ya go.
And she doesn’t clean her own yard becauuussseee…
who’s pants are these?
Thanks doll face! You a peach *shoots finger guns*
I’ll grant you MG is pretty, but this stuff is like kudzu. And since sis can’t be bothered to keep it in check, it gets everywhere. There’s runners growing out of crack s in her driveway that went under the garage door. They were about 30′ long. That’s feet. Not inches. I’m afraid to go in the garage and see what the heck is going on in there.
Screw the bra, Carin. They should be free.
cyn, check your coxsugger account
Everybody we know is injured!
Getting old sucks.
car in swing by my place for a appreciation wave
Beacause…. she’s knows I’ll come do it once a decade…
>> Getting old sucks.
Gettin old ain’t for pussies.
Like everything else democrats do….backwards, half assed and over priced; Anna Wintour was wearing a BUTT UGLY dress at the fund raiser. Fashion maker or breaker indeed.
Did anybody get all up in anybody else’s bidness today?
Am I in spam?
Coxsucker? You can’t make me!
*brb*
U B unspamed now, Mare.
never in the can for me mare, honest!
Really? You got THAT out of the trash?
>> Anna Wintour was wearing a BUTT UGLY dress at the fund raiser
So the packaging matched the product.
Seanm, today the world kicked me in the taint, HARD, thankJebus its friday
My kids successfully washed and dried a load of clothes today. Muhahahahahaha. They are going to beg for summer camp.
>> So the packaging matched the product.
dessicated?
roamy i need laundry done, how much for their labors?
Anna Wintour was wearing a BUTT UGLY dress at the fund raiser
Link?
Krow, I’ll send them over for free, but you have to feed them. I made salmon croquettes, green beans, and biscuits for dinner. I used 6 cans of salmon, and there were no leftovers.
So, this show “Girls” on HBO–are we supposed to hate all of the characters?
roamy, a couple of sacks of hamster chow, warm beer and a cotton sack to sleep on would be all i needed (S)
Does this look infected to you?
does anyone have any Wormz-B-Gone?
Tomorrow’s Steyn today: http://www.ocregister.com/opinion/obama-359136-moon-together.html
I’m still pissed that last time Mark Steyn came to Orange County, he stayed with Hugh Hewitt, and I didn’t get an invite to that dinner.
//pours bleach on hH’s lawn.
Thanks Cyn. I’m using my phone roamy and linking is weird.
Description: red background dress with small flower pattern with a bow on the chest.
My description sounds nicer than the dress looked.
Meryl Streep was a much better looking Anna Wintour than Anna Wintour.
“where is my beer……….and pants?”
(In Obi One Kenobi voice) … You do not need pants.
This one?
Yeah, that’s ug-lee.
Seriously, I’d like nothing more than to see all of these people die in a fire. It’s oddly compelling.
Yeah, but did you notice how toned her arms are?
And the dress is, too.
I have a quick eye update. This morning I achieved x-ray vision.
All seriousness aside, I’m doing great.
Well my plans for tonight got squashed so I guess I am in for the night
Stopped eating gluten, did you, dave?
gluten will fuck up your eyes right quick.
Sohos, blackened shrimp tacos under the bridge in 3 hours?
sohos! hugs and slugs
Yes! Roamy! HA! I liked your, ” and the dress is ugly too.”
shut you mouth Mare!
and hugs to you too
Tomorrow is going to suck.
You gotta be careful with morning glories.
They can sneak into your bedroom, strangle you, and suck your blood. The police will never know what happened.
Tomorrow is going to suck.
That’s what we normally call — life.
Mr. TiFW took a Benadryl before we went to pizza – he’s down for the count now.
Who has the Sharpie?
*rummages around in pantry looking for peanut butter to put in Mr. TiFW’s jockey shorts*
Why tomorrow, Scoot?
Booze today.
Pffft. Take two aspirin before bed and wear extra deo tomorrow for when you sweat it out. Easy peasy.
A friend is visiting that we haven’t seen for 6 months.
The one who set Laura and I up on a blind date.
YES DAVE!!!!
How fun! Please do three more shots for me in celebration, m’kay?
Oh, and better make that 3 aspirin plus a Gatorade.
Aspirin? NEVER!!!!
I will sweat it out though. Big day tomorrow.
I swore off aspirin around 1989.
>> YES DAVE!!!!
They’re open late on Fridays, right?
What have you got against aspirin? It’s like a gift from the heavens for hangovers, especially when used in the Alka Seltzer Plus Cold formula. Looking back, I really should have bought stock in that company when I was younger.
Of course
The KFC Big Deal Meal is… big.
Plus, I just bought a handle of bourbon. So Scott won’t be the only one hurtin’ for certain tomorrow.
Better than The Kraken?
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 15, 2012 10:07 pm
Mr. TiFW took a Benadryl before we went to pizza – he’s down for the count now.
Who has the Sharpie?
*rummages around in pantry looking for peanut butter to put in Mr. TiFW’s jockey shorts*
Mmm Mmm Mmmm i loves me a kinky hostagette
HA! That’s not kinky, Krow, that’s just good clean ischievous fun!
I swore off aspirin around 1989.
you know, your old now.
baby aspirin. 1 a day.
heh.
ischievous
Cyn, many moons ago some friends talked me into playing golf on a day when my back was hurting. I popped a couple over-the-counter pain meds and hit the links.
I ended up in bed for a week, and in pain for several years.
I learned to respect pain.
.
I have always hated “m”. Are you making fun of my typing skillz?
Baby aspirin……..Are you crazy?
That kind of pain is different, Scott, I can respect that.
Hey guys.
Don’t have a lot of time – just wanted to pop in and make sure you all know how fucking awesome you are and that I love and need my Hostages and Morons all the time. Keep being amazing and supporting each other. Those of you who know what’s up, feel free to share with the group for me (I have to go meet with some meat-space friends), and just know that I love all of you.
Baby aspirin……..Are you crazy?
dude. yer old.
it’s a well-known medical fact that 1 baby aspirin a day will help prevent heart attacks.
and just know that I love all of you.
someone’s been driiinkinnggggg…..
Love you too honey! Hugs!!
someone’s been driiinkinnggggg…..
*raises hand*
I am.
Raises glass in Cyn’s general direction.
Hi Sky, hope you’re well. Don’t rush into anything 🙂
*gives Andy the head nod upward smartly*
Baby aspirin? It will eat your liver.
*offers Michael’s “friend” t0 drunk cyn and waves a five dollar bill
“Drunk Cyn”? What the hell is that? Drinking while dunking??
I’m game.
Well , someone fill me in concerning Skye.
Thank you.
She sounds in love.
Baby aspirin? It will eat your liver.
nah, that’s NSAIDs
With onions and a nice chianti.
aspirin does what?
I think it’s aspirin that eats your kidneys.
I have no idea what to serve with kidney.
I’m just in time to ruin the joke thread!
What’s the theme?
I think it’s aspirin that eats your kidneys.
NSAIDs eat your stomach lining.
Acetaminophen destroys your liver
low dose aspirin does no harm. Large dosages, on the other hand….
What’s the theme?
well, it was “perfect dates for PJM” but it’s not going to be as funny now that you are here.
So who knows about Skye?
*scrolls up thread*
*hopes for helpful advice*
So who knows about Skye?
She seems to be posting on FB just fine
PJMomma fill us in on your life.
It’s pretty boring. Graham is performing at Disneyland tomorrow. Madeleine has a performance on Monday. Gavin is getting tubes in his ears on Thursday, Graham graduates 8th grade on Friday.. The following Monday I take a test for a dispatcher at the sheriff’s department and then the next day Garren and Gavin perform at the Del Mar Fair.
PJMomma fill us in on your life.
DAMMIT, MARE!!!
What the hell is wrong with you, woman?
DAMMIT, MARE!!!
What the hell is wrong with you, woman?
so when I was 4, I got tubes in my ears and then…………
wha?
You’re busy PJMomma.
Wiser……smoooooch!
I got tubes in my ears too but I was six when it happened and then…
*snickers*
Are they singing, dancing or using a musical instrument.?
Wiser……smoooooch!
So, mare…
any good recipes you want to share?
Oh yeah and I go to school four nights a week from 6-10
and then…..wait, cyn, finish your story
Baby aspirin……..Are you crazy?
Is it made from locally grown, free range, cage less babies?
Mare, Skye got single.
See, wiser has a soft heart!
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!!!!
Let’s both tell at the same time, PJ!
Are they singing, dancing or using a musical instrument.?
graham is singing and dancing. Garren and Gavin are tapping. I have no idea what the hell Madeleine is doing.
Thanks Clint.
I have no idea what the hell Madeleine is doing.
mother of the year material, right there….
Cyn, sometimes your brilliance overwhelms me.
I pronounced the “h” when I said overwhelms…..and when I said when
mother of the year material, right there….
my mom was kind enough to sew her a mouse costume, so there’s that
my mom was kind enough to sew her a mouse costume, so there’s that
wow. impressive work.
http://tinyurl.com/crkc2pc
I think the detail around the eyes is what makes it so spectacular. My mom’s amazing.
Peej, please be sure to tell Kare-Kare I said “”Hi.”
I feed off your brilliance, PJ.
And for the record, I pronounce the “H” in Whip, but not the “L” in Cool.
Peej, please be sure to tell Kare-Kare I said “”Hi.”
Now, wiser, are you still fantasizing about the threesome we had oh……so………long ago?
And for the record, I pronounce the “H” in Whip, but not the “L” in Cool.
I can just picture that rolling off your tongue.
hawt
speaking of hawt, where did mare go?
PJ sometimes forgets to pronounce the “L” in Stripper Pole.
Now, wiser, are you still fantasizing about the threesome we had oh……so………long ago?
That was fun, I’ll admit, but when she came back to my hotel room after you left…..
Oh.
My.
God.
PJ sometimes forgets to pronounce the “L” in Stripper Pole.
yeah. I say it like stripper po
I can’t believe there’s not ONE single comment from you guys about me trying out for a sheriff’s dispatcher position
really?
not…………one?
PJ sometimes forgets to pronounce the “L” in Stripper Pole.
She doesn’t forget. It’s just really hard to pronounce the letter “L” what with all the swelling from the fall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7ednV1QkOs
Nepotism?
I can’t believe there’s not ONE single comment from you guys about me trying out for a sheriff’s dispatcher position
……
Personally, I’m surprised you even have to apply. I would have figured they would already recognize your experience in that regard.
Hola, H2.
that was some serious upper body strength on that video there, wiser
Personally, I’m surprised you even have to apply. I would have figured they would already recognize your experience in that regard.
If they’da had chicken nuggets like they were supposed to, there wouldn’t have been an issue.
HOWDY OSO!!!!!!
hey, oso.
how YOU doin’?
that was some serious upper body strength on that video there
She’d have to have that for the kind of poundage on her. She’s obviously not following the paleodiet tips found here at the H2.
Everyone watching to see the Walena not fall into the Niagra?
As an NCO, I really, really hated it when one of my troops dated/married a stripper. Always big drama ahead. Plus, it was awkward when she gave you a lap dance.
Well of course it’s awkward when you don’t tip her. Sheesh.
Very cool about the smoker, Wiser. You have an awesome brother.
Uh, it’s not considered appropriate to give your subordinate’s wife “the tip”
>>”the tip”
*giggles silently*
*pokes the poat with a stick*
REVVY!
//falls asleep
D:
Got into a size 6 pair of jeans
WooHoo!!! Very happy for you and Peej! We can start sharing clothes! SQUEEEEE!!!!
I hate all of you bitches, you know.
(PS Congrats!!!)
Thanks!!!!! I need to read up and see where Peej is
Did PJ say she was trying out for a sheriff’s dispatcher position? WTF!?!?!?!
Yes, she did. I think she’s in a 6 too.
The sheriff is trying to go green. PJ can communicate to the officers without the need for radios.
“911, What is your emer… Glaravin, put that down!”
FYI: Little Bear Fire is now 51% contained. (Weather blog related)
Pj: 911, what is your emergency and what bearing does it have to me and my problems?
fucking twitter coward got my account suspended because I was showing him what an ass he was.
fucking leftard douchebag cowards
Saw that. I may have called the little douchebag names in a private condo with Cyn
Convo, not condo. Autocorrect Grrrr
But tell us how you really feel, Wiser.
this little fucktard.
@Pen_Bird
We were having a conversation re: Obama’s “eloquence” and suddenly, he didn’t like the direction it was going and my account gets suspended.
what a pussy.
seriously, all it takes is one person to flag you and you’re suspended?
what happens if…say. a couple of dozen people flag him?
just wondering…..
So far Jazz, Chief, and Wiser have had their twitter suspended for being funnier and smarter than the leftards.
I just reported him as spam. Cyn and I have been retweeting and favoring your tweets.
Drive Elmer’s Restored Pinto.
So far Jazz, Chief, and Wiser have had their twitter suspended for being funnier and smarter than the leftards.
What thin-skinned little bitches they are.
Look, you don’t like what I’m saying, block me. But reporting me? Jesus, and they say THEY are the defenders of peoples rights?
fucking cowards. Seriously, I wasn’t even being that mean. In fact, I was actually being rather kind, considering….
I just reported him as spam. Cyn and I have been retweeting and favoring your tweets.
heh.
I got myself quickly unsuspended and then immediately reported him back. His tweets are gone.
You wanta play? let’s play.
dumbass
Seems pretty spammy to me!
We noticed. It wouldn’t let me retweet then it did. I went against my convictions to report him as spam. I hate it when people pull that crap on FB too.
I just retwitched you on twitchface, wiser! This is fun!
>.> I find it weird that I’m apparently the only one here who has yet to get a twitter account.
I just retwitched you on twitchface, wiser! This is fun!
It’s fucking stupid, is what it is.
One douche reports me because I *cough pwned him and my account gets suspended?
He’s the one who decided to play on the #ObamasNextExecutiveOrder hashtag. I’m sure he just loved all of his retweets. Bit God forbid someone call him out for his stupidity.
Total douche LGF move
I actually don’t have one either, Revvs. Andy gave me the keys to the H2 account back when he set it up..
**reports SOBEP as spam**
http://screen.yahoo.com/goodbye-csi-miami-29616463.html
I’m outa here, chillens. early work tomorrow, then SMOKING TIME!!!
Nighty night Wiser.
Sean – Twitter just annoys me, I find the feeds a chore to read through.
G’night Wisermeany. I got distracted by the Ted trailer in XBs link to creepy Elton impersonator
Wow, that went on for a while there, b-rad.
Boy you people talk a lot. damn
H2 is the adultfriendfinder of the mothershipe
If that’s true, count, I want my money back.
I’ve been coming to the Hostages almost from the beginnig and still haven’t gotten laid!
Take it else where Count.
Nowhere else to take it Cyn. This is where it is.
It’s not welcomed here. You got a beef, take it where it belongs.
Where does it belong Cyn?
You obviously are having issues with Sohos and she is not here.
Negative cyn it’s not issues with sohos it’s H2 I was venting about.
So then why are you here? You have a problem with H2, don’t come back.
Some of us don’t have a dog in this fight.
Cyn, cause everyone doesn’t have a dog in the fight.
What does that even mean?
sound it out
I was talking to you, count, not Cyn. I’m part of this blog, but I do my best to stay out of this stuff because it’s none of my business.
Look, count, you are obviously upset about your break up and you’re taking it out on an entire group of people. That doesn’t even make sense.
What Sean said.
*goes back to cowering in the corner*
sean yes you are correct and I apologize
Cyn you are incorrect that is not what I am upset about
So you’re mad at an entire blog? Again, that makes no sense.
cyn facechimp
I can’t speak for Cyn, but I’m pretty sure she and I are coming at this from the same general direction.
Here, count.
You are very correct, Sean.
yes I am sure that is accurate, you and the rest of H2 are all coming from the same general direction
I’m going to delete your comment up there, count, but I’m telling you up front that I’m doing it.
You have a beef with someone take it up with them. You don’t like H2, don’t come back.
But I am not going to let you stir up shit. Not worth it.
Late night racist rant: Why do Indians always defecate on the sales floor? I mean really! 3 Code Browns today. I bet Elizabeth Warren has never pooped in the vacuum aisle.
*pokes head out* is it safe to come back into the thread now?
I have thown up a new post as this one is very full
thanks Cyn take everything out of context.
Yep. It did at that.
pathetic censorship but if that floats the H2 theme who am I to argue. AdultfriendfinderH2 rules!!!!
Pathetic ramblings of a very sad man is more accurate.
Go sleep it off, Count. Really.
Will do thanks for the heads up Cyn. The plug in is way better than the battery powered.
*Thud
Hey, if that’s what floats your boat, enjoy.
I know I do.
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