Good morning, and welcome to the Avengers Hunky Hump Day. I still need to see this movie. Maybe next week.
As promised, Chris Hemsworth for Cyn:
Though I like this one of him, too.
That’s Scarlett Johansson in the background.
Then there’s Chris Evans as Captain America.
Turn around, why doncha? Thanks.
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. ENGLISH, MOTHER oh wait, never mind.
Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye.
For you men, also starring in the Avengers besides the afore-linked Ms Johansson is Cobie Smulders.
Last but not least, because he said so, I give you Hotspur.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Avengers Assemble!!! Nice HHD.
I saw The Avengers yesterday afternoon. Great fun.
http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/luiz-meneghin/1401885
Hotspur is so damn cute! Great HHD. How is it I don’t have a hangover? I love when that happens. Great Wed. to you all!
wakey wakey
I need to see this movie.
Maybe you’re still drunk Sohos?
heh
http://twitter.com/jswifty250/statuses/202734269750181889
Yummy!!!!!!! The Avengers was a solid feast of eye candy for us ladies…… 😛
GREAT job, Roamy – I hope putting this together wasn’t too hard on your heart –
(And…..RAWR, Hotspur!)
Surprisingly, the Liberals are having a really hard time finding the humor in this cartoon:
http://www.cagle.com/2012/05/does-this-risque-obama-cartoon-cross-the-line/
Personally, I found it HILARIOUS…..
The problem, Teresa, is that there simply is nothing funny about Obama. That’s why this past weekend SNL did a skit with Bush and Biden. Nope, nothing funny about Obama except his super-awesomeness.
You’re right. His idea of funny is to mock people, generally inferring that they are stupid or unenlightened. Good morning, fuckers of hose.
Obama is a SCOAMF.
Sometimes I just have to say it.
I loved it when Robert Downey Jr. called Jeremy Renner “Legolas” in the movie – I almost snorted Coke through my nose…..
And, Obama ate a dog.
(I mention that in case scott is busy)
SCOAMDEF.
I guess what I found hilarious about that cartoon is how biting it is – in one panel, they manage to mock the WaPo, Obama, AND Clinton in one fell swoop (with a Nixonian, pseudo-pornographic reference thrown in for good measure).
It’s absolutely brilliant.
And the Liberals are whining like homophobic prudes, saying that it is “in bad taste”…..
Brilliant? There are a dozen more clever ways to demonstrate Wapo’s adoration and willingness to carry water for their boyfriend than just a cheap “they’re sucking his cock” joke. I’m not offended by it, but I ain’t feeling the funny either.
Maybe they’re just down there shining his shoes. Why do liberals always assume it’s about blow jobs?
It is in poor taste, but that’s probably why some of us like it.
Man oh man; I love the smell of Wednesday HHD.
Cyn ♥s Roamy
Lookin’ goooood Hotspur
Thanks Car in!
You should be in charge of that phrase tomorrow too. I’ll be driving.
I like to keep my comments shorter than that when I am driving.
I don’t mind that it’s in poor taste really, hell I love poor taste. But I like some funny with my poor taste.
You should be in charge of that phrase tomorrow too. I’ll be driving
I’m ON it! I’ll put it with my wakey wakey.
SCOAMDEF
You should tweet this.
What I’m finding funny is the liberals’ REACTION to it, after they had the gall to tell us that we (conservatives) were prudes for getting upset with Clinton when he “just” had a hummer in the Oval Office.
But a BJ “in jest” by a media outlet is considered in bad taste by those same people, because it “cheapens the Presidency”.
There is also the “implication” that WaPo is a “masculine” entity – and the same people who call us homophobes can’t quite bring themselves to see “nothing wrong” with some male-on-male action.
I’m just loving the assploding hypocrisy –
Perhaps they should show the WaPo teabagging Obama. You know, since liberals find that hilarious.
SCOAMDEF
You should tweet this.
I dunno. That suggests that he failed at dog eating. but he was successful at that.
SCOAMFWAAD.
Isn’t that called the “Anderson Cooper” now?
I found the cartoon tasteless only in the reality that the media blows him at every opportunity. Truth can be gross. I’m not sure he meant it to be funny.
Wait… DinT is … black?
http://tinyurl.com/7vr9u95
For example, that recent p-shop parody of the Time magazine cover with Chris Matthews suckin on Obama’s tit, very same message (lap dog media, carrying water for their boyfriend), kinda poor taste, THAT was fuckin hilarious.
Sucking tit is funnier than sucking cock?
Signed,
Just Curious
It was the parody of the Time thing that made it work. Topical.
In Barry’s case, I’m not sure he’s got a cock. That might be something else down there.
Cyn, depends on whether you’re the sucker or the suckee. Just sayin’ …
Barry has a tiny little mangina.
Can’t find the Matthews one, but this one works too. Obama and big hollywood donors.
http://tinyurl.com/7v5o8ya
It’s not side-splitting but it has humor.
Topicicality does make a difference, yes.
AAD?
Also ate dog?
Fellatio and cunnilingus are just funny words, period.
The next time you are tempted to say, “blow me,” try using, “fellate me,” instead.
I like the shop at Breitbart of Obama as FDR.
“I’m gonna come burn the house down, but you will fellate me first.”
Yeah, that seems a bit lighter.
I’m laughing. Try it with a British accent. It gets better.
MJ is Palin Steele?
Haha, they don’t know Daily Caller very well, do they?
http://dailycaller.com/2012/05/16/senate-spokesman-vs-thedc-video/
Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure Who Ate A Dog.
Is George Bush really that toxic?
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/shadows-campaign-bush-peeks-cloak/story?id=16354003#.T7Ot3-hYuew
So Martin had bruised knuckles, it turns out. I seem to recall the lying sack of shit mortician saying he had no signs of a fight.
Lying fellaters.
I might have to rethink my plans of not seeing this movie:
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/05/16/Bergo-to-Journo-Join-IDF-Motherfucker
The comments are pure gold, sweet sweet liberal tears:
http://www.intrade.com/v4/markets/contract/?contractId=759686
I had an amusing conversation with a lib friend at the Ghetto Bar last night. He considers himself well informed, and is always spouting some liberal bullshit on FaceFellate.
So anyway, I mentioned the Fauxcahontas thing, and not only did he not know that it was all proven to be horse-shit, but that her great granddad (or some shit) was in the militia that started the Trail of Tears. He always has his laptop with him, so he looked it up, and guess what?
I laughed and laughed.
I love poor taste. But I like some funny with my poor taste.
That’s sorta how your neighbors feel about you doing yard work in your emerald green thong.
It’s sad that it went this far, HS. I don’t think it’s gonna end well, either.
No, Jay, I agree. There will be riots. Then there will be a second trial, and there will be more riots. The race hustlers have made themselves a nice little scenario here.
I shudder to think what will happen if the DOJ decides to throw “hate crime” charges at Zimmerman.
How fucking stupid are those folks?
Honestly, there will come a point – and I don’t relish it – where the good old boys will decide it’s time to take things into their own hands.
Which – is exactly what some black thugs are doing, but simply isn’t be reported.
Back in the day, we boomers had a lot of respect for civil rights activists.
Now, the term “race hustler” has become common parlance.
Sad.
My sister tells me that there was another ‘knock out’ or ‘punch out’ or whatever the hell they call it, down in the city. Blacks picking a target and punching them as hard as they can for shits and giggles.
Cops know about it, politicians know about it, maybe a blurb in the local journal.
So when more people want to avoid being around blacks, I’m guessing it’s because their racist.
Lord of the Flies.
Tampa soldier beaten:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=29962
That barely made the local news, xbrad.
I know, MJ. It doesn’t fit the narrative.
Great picture of a good dog:
http://is.gd/RZjpEp
Lots ‘o tension in Tampa/St Pete lately. Part of the problem is that the part of town with lots of bars/clubs and where all of the girls go is very close to a bad part of town. It’s not gradual either. One second you’re in a great neighborhood, the next, you are in the ghetto.
(My link is safe, XBrad…..)
I think that soldier was stalking those youths, at least two of whom may have been black.
Obviously, he had racially profiled them. He deserved what he got.
Where they wearing hoodies?
Was it cold in Florida last Sunday morning?
Back in the day, we boomers had a lot of respect for civil rights activists.
Speak for yourself, Batman.
ooooooh, awesome HHD post!
I lurves me some Thor.
I think that soldier was stalking those youths, at least two of whom may have been black.
but the real question is……….was anyone carrying a bag of Skittles?
please give me cock.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd7_1337115037
Skittles and iced tea. I think it has to be both before there’s any real media coverage.
I’m inclined to agree with you, Cyn. There’s just something about tea.
please give me cock.
Bwahaha!
Tea and Cock, please
Long time. Yes.
Ow….
http://networkedblogs.com/xI3jE
please give me cock.
Huh. I wonder if this might have been the inspiration for that cartoon we were discussing.
How much is this cock?
Ow….
Oops.
How much is this cock?
It’s free right here.
*points down at crotch*
Man candles?
http://www.yankeecandle.com/yankee-candles/man-candles
MOM!!!! Batbear is hitting on Hotspur again!!!!
One of those candles has patchouli.
NAS-TY.
I went to see Avengers last Sunday. Worth buying later and watching a few times. The spoiler after/during the credits makes me want another soon. On a related point… during the trailers portion of the afternoon there was the preview of that “Dictator” movie. The crowd was laughing at the most inane jokes and inappropriate times… I really was taken aback somewhat.. terrible humor about ….. terrible happenings.. head shakingly bad.
OMG!! TGSG!! I saw the ………..oh wait, we’re not twins. I saw the avengers on saturday and you saw it on sunday.
nevermind
I’d like to get a look at that fucking test.
http://tinyurl.com/7l2lvpb
heh. wonder twin movie watchers unite!! I really was impressed with the movie… I’ve heard people complain about the length of it but I didn’t think that true at all.
Hi Peej!
From instaGlenn….The difficult truth that virtually no politician is prepared to acknowledge is that the road to job creation runs through job destruction.” from Althouse… she doesn’t take it far enough imho… we need to lose a whole shitton of .gov jobs to get the private sector back on track.
Eye culd pas dat test!!!!
4 more hours!
…we need to lose a whole shitton of .gov jobs to get the private sector back on track.
yes, Yes, YES
Haha:
We saw The Avengers Sunday, too. I thought it was OK, but it needed more Black Widow. Naked.
http://educationviews.org/2012/05/10/78-of-ca-8th-graders-fail-national-science-test/
78%? Are you fucking kidding me?
This was last year, so I ask Graham about it because he’s in testing right now. He was shocked so many kids failed it because he said it was so easy, it was retarded.
I’m wondering if they dumbed it down for this year………..I know Graham’s very smart, so it would have been easy for him already, but I’m just curious if they dumbed it down.
HA! That’s excellent, Jay.
They HAVE to dumb it down if they want to keep getting that cool, cool gubment money.
NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND.
Just the dumbing-down of almost everyone.
Hahahaha
Scott is a short-timer.
In Florida, the passing scores were changed from a 4 to a 3 after a 40% point drop.
Pretty soon school won’t be about education at all. It will be about feeling good. I’m hoping it’s during my lifetime so I can enslave these do gooders for my pot farm.
*emails MJ 17 Nobels*
*emails MJ 17 Patchouli Man Candles.
Oh, and Barney Frank is getting married!
http://twitter.com/#!/ConArtCritic/statuses/202811287640621057
It was HotSpur’s donation that did it. I just know it.
Pretty soon school won’t be about education at all. It will be about
eling goodemploying members of the teaching unions.Oops, this is the state of affairs NOW.
Oh yes, Car in, you got that right. Listening to my substitute teacher friends, you’d think the education union was curing cancer.
The left is fucked this summer. They always overreach.
1. Wisco Recall
2. Obamacare
3. Your mom
Hehe, from AOS comments:
Along the veins, Democrats, not across them.
toby928©
And the “4. PROFIT!!1!” will go to Conservatives.
Ahem. Fuck you.
Howdy, campers! Who is up for some canoeing?
Pretty soon school won’t be about education at all. It will be about eling good employing members of the teaching unions.
See Pournelle’s Iron Law of Bureaucracy.
I’m up for some canoodling. . .
Oh. Damn, there’s a smudge on my monitor.
Fuck canoeing.
Shuffleboard?
http://gifb.in/BrsV
Badminton?
Pupster asked for it…. kinda
http://tinyurl.com/7tzmorn
If it starts to rain, we could play a nice game of Canasta.
Ahoy, mateys.
It was HotSpur’s donation that did it. I just know it.
He sent me letters and personally thanked me, so I’m pretty sure you are correct.
Pupster asked for it…. kinda
http://tinyurl.com/7tzmorn
Oh. Oh my.
Does anyone know what movie MJ’s gif is from. I want to see that fucking thing.
All I have to do is stop at the bank, purchase some dog food, find something to eat, pack, load the car, drop off the dog, sleep 5-6 hours, drive 12 hours and BAM…..vacation.
Pupster asked for it…. kinda
She looks cold.
Van Wilder 2, HS.
I love to drive, so it will really start at about 4 AM
Just head out now, Scott. You can sleep along the road.
Wooo Hooo, Scott!
, find something to eat,
DId you run out of pop-tarts?
sleep 5-6 hours, drive 12 hours and BAM…..vacation.
Dang, it’s THAT far?
Crapballs. It’s not on Netflix.
It would be irresponsible of me to suggest that you pick up some crystal meth, scot, so I’m not going to do that.
I ran out of pop-tarts Monday. I ran out of pizza last night.
I ran out of pop-tarts Monday. I ran out of pizza last night.
It’s like you have gone to Hell already.
Although, 12 hours could be the other side of NYC, couldn’t it? Depending on traffic?
Van Wilder 2: The Return of Raj is not in massive syndication? Unpossible!
I ran out of pop-tarts Monday. I ran out of pizza last night.
Ahhhh – the REAL reason that Scott is leaving to meet Laura comes out….. 😛
quick drive-by, but this tweet could not go unmentioned:
ولاء @MadeInNablus
Palestinians are labelled as barbaric for burning Israeli flag whilst Israel is labelled as progressive for murdering children. Makes sense.
unbelievable.
If I left at 7:00 it would probably be a 15 hour drive
Why is it that places which are normally described as “cities” are referred to as “refugee camps” if Palestinians live there?
Is Dearborn a refugee camp?
Scott, be sure to stick your head out the window on the highway.
I love doin that.
Palestinians are labelled as barbaric for burning Israeli flag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNNxeovdN5U
Michael, because until they are granted the full right of return, the UN has given them refugee status. Doesn’t matter if they’re in a shithole camp or a 5 star in Tel Aviv. They’re refugees because Jews suck, or something.
Pupster asked for it…. kinda
http://tinyurl.com/7fprbo5
Fuck the U.N.! Bunch of kleptocrats living on the largesse of the U.S. taxpayer. We should burn their buildings down, revoke their visas and throw them on the next plane off the continent.
Hahahahahaha
I want to date that chick.
I saw that Wiser, and I closed my Twitter page before I assploded.
Fuck the U.N.! Bunch of kleptocrats living on the largesse of the U.S. taxpayer. We should burn their buildings down, revoke their visas and throw them on the next plane off the continent.
*subscribes to newsletter
Comment by daveintexas on May 16, 2012 3:00 pm
Scott, be sure to stick your head out the window on the highway.
I love doin that.
—
Yeah, listen to the guy with one eye! What could go wrong?
http://nebraska.watchdog.org/22391/bruning-stenberg-stand-behind-fischer-at-unity-meeting/
Jon Bruning and Don Stenberg suck it up like men, and offer show of support for Fischer after losing.
Dick Lugar, eminent statesman that he is, cried like a bitch and wrote a 1400 word whine-fest about why conservatives suck.
We should burn their buildings down, revoke their visas and throw them on the next plane off the continent.
We could maybe try to collect on all the parking tickets first. I’m just saying is all.
L to R Dolly… Xbad
http://izismile.com/2012/05/16/angry_sheep_pwns_fisherman.html
You sure that wasn’t Dave?
We could maybe try to collect on all the parking tickets first.
SeanM – Fuck Bloomberg too!
Poor Obama. His Budget was defeated narrowly again, 99-0.
Also, 414-0 in the House.
Racists.
I love the taste of schadenfreude.
I love the taste of beer.
Ryan Budget and Toomey Budget voted down in Senate. Ryan Budget was passed by house.
Now voting on Rand Paul Budget
New tragedy in Kennedy family. Robert Jr.’s wife dead.
Tough news, Hotspur. Apparent suicide.
That sucks. Suicide is awful.
Suicide is
awfulpainless.fixt
I….um…..wha…..there’s a pithy comment to be had, but I’m not clever enough to make it:
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/john-travoltas-first-sex-accuser-hires-gloria-allred-to-be-his-new-lawyer-1682164.story
How many fucking Kennedys are there? They’ve got to be getting sparse by now.
CAJ, they’re Catholics.
. . . Gloria Allred. . .
Bwahahahaha! I don’t remember where, but I was just asking somebody how long they thought it would be before she trotted herself out in front of the camera for that.
You know, I kinda expected a topless pic of Hotspur to include a naked dwarf, or a donkey……. at least a goat.
Some days, I wish Phil Hartmann was still around:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/05/16/biden-screams-his-way-through-unhinged-speech-i-could-be-president-they-dont-get-us/
You have me entirely confused with Rosetta.
You have me entirely confused with Rosetta.
———————————-
That’s never been said before.
Test
Should I tweet it?
Ahhh….but it was the strawberries…..:
http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/05/give-him-your-cell-phones-and-your-money/
Have a safe journey, Scott.
What Cyn said – BE CAREFUL!!!!!
(At your age, you could break a hip or somethin’….)
Babe, bring vodka.
The G-8 Summit protesters are gonna be in Stacy McCain’s neck of the woods this weekend:
*stocks up on popcorn*
Blog shopping lists.
And the muddler – can’t forget the muddler….
Scott has to be told to bring vodka?
The SUV of Doom is packed and gassed-up. Ready to go see D.G.!
Let’s get together for “a” drink.
Safe drive, Chief. If you crash Hotspur at the ghetto bar, gmail me and I’ll try to come see you guys.
What the fuck is this “try” shit?
The correct response to attacks on Bain are not to talk about job creation of a corporation—that’s not the goal—just talk about Solyndra and the millions of people out of work. Duh.
Don’t play on Joe Biden’s terms. He’s essentially a vegetable.
Don’t play on Joe Biden’s terms. He’s essentially a vegetable.
And not even one of the tasty ones. He’s like… a brussel spout or maybe creamed corn.
Safe journey to you as well, Chiefy.
Joe ‘Creamed Corn’ Biden.
Yep. That works.
Hotspur – This trip is crammed full; baby, moving, setting up the new place, etc.
Well, if you get ronery…
And not even one of the tasty ones. He’s like… a brussel spout or maybe creamed corn.
Lima. Beans.
What the fuck is this “try” shit?
Oh all right. If it happens, I’ll find a way.
Shit! The lawyer is here! Everyone run and hide!
Hotspur, I’ll text you if I get left on Boardwalk. . .
Dammit. I thought Cyn and I were alone.
*washes off Hai Karate
Safe travels, Scott and Chief!
Too late.
For the love of all that is holy, what on earth IS that smell?!
Oh.
Hi MJ.
It doesn’t get worse than cauliflower and brussel sprouts. Why the hell anyone eats either is beyond me.
Any big plans on your vacation, Scott? Or you just gonna Biden it?
MIL just called. “The dog seems to be panting a lot, and he keeps heading towards the door, is that normal?”
I plan on watching a sunset or two with beer.
Sounds like puppah needs a beer. You remembered his favorite spatula right?
>> Babe, bring vodka.
Hey, I can’t get on a plane for another 8 weeks, and besides they won’t let you carry that on..
ohh…
mybad
Poor little bugger. He was just beginning to get over Laura. If we put him in a kennel I think it would have killed him.
He’ll calm down. Laura’s niece is on her way over and he loves girls.
All seriousness aside, safe travels Scott. And I’m sure the puppy will chill, he’s dealing with a new thing now after the first thing (momma being gone.)
There’s always Benadryl.
Good call on the Benadryl. That’s even better than beer. For dogs I mean.
Yep. Poor puppeh.
Laura will have to make that call. He jumped in the van tonight and noticed his water bowl. He immediately shot me the WTF look. He may be a little strange but he is a very intelligent dog.
Thanks..I’ll be safe. I will keep my texts and twitters short.
He probably wants to go on vacation too.
Sorry, I had to have sex with Mrs MJ. She had a headache.
What were we talking about? Oh, right. Dave’s has creamed corn in his eye.
His life is a vacation. He was bred to be regularly kicked in the head by cattle.
“Sorry, I had to have sex with Mrs MJ. She had a headache.”
Hitting your finger with a hammer to forget about your toothache.
Good call.
My dogs were bred to go into badger dens. They are afraid of baby bunnies.
I have never had a toothache.
Which is surprising, considering all the crowns and fillings I have.
Drive safe, Scott.
Teeth problems suck. I once cracked a molar in the middle of a 2 hour presentation to a hundred or so people.
Pro tip: Do not drink ice water if you think you have a cracked tooth.
You will Dave, unless you were blessed with crazy pain tolerance.
Fillings don’t last forever and they can hurt like hell when they fail.
Hot is bad too MJ. Sugar too.
I have a cool dentist who knows that I don’t have insurance. We have skipped many crowns for the less expensive alternative. Half of my teeth are really epoxy but it has worked so far.
That’s the thing Scott, most of my old fillings have already fallen apart and the teefes been crowned.
It could still happen, I’m sure. But the ones who were great candidates for breakage already boke and got masonry.
You have good pain tolerance. That is excruciating for some.
How is the eye Dave?
Did anybody shift anybody else’s paradigm today?
Vmax, I’m 5 by 5. The retina is fully attached. The vision is going to be blurry as hell until the gas bubble gets displaced with new eye fluid that my body will make. But I see light, and things up close that are distorted, and that’s all normal. It will slowly improve over the next month and a half.
I’m a lucky sonofabitch.
Awesome news Dave.
Great news, DiT!!!
That is great Dave
Dave has seen the light!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX5tfRdkoY0
Bear Cannon!
NIght folks.
3:30 is coming up fast,
Twitter hashtag, pwned: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/16/hey-whats-more-popular-than-the-obama-budget-top-15-tweets/
Laura’s made me laugh.
I’m 5 by 5.
http://tinyurl.com/d6m4zmy
Good deal, dave. On that note, I’m out for a while. Try not to poke each other in the eye while I’m gone.
Thanks everybody.
Get some sleeps Scott. And ride, ride like the wind, at 4am.
Excuse me Osoloco, but I believe you have my towel.
Haha Pups!
Glad you are healing up Dave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScGPRsHSkaE#t=0m12s
knuckkncukkncuk
Safe travels, Scott and Chief!
Nytol –
Oh, and great news, Dave!
(Read the rest of the thread….)
HAHAHAHAHA.
VMax, I can make every funny sound Curly ever did, including nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Was on the phone with eldest baby girl. Being supportive and loving. Without telling her life won’t suck again one day. It’s life.
Dave, what’d I miss with the baby girl?
How does that line go?
It will be all right in the end, if it is not all right it is not the end.
Dave, you are such a great Dad!
You didn’t miss anything Andy, just mentioned it. She got passed over for a promotion and it stings.
We been talkin about life.
shit, sorry pups, I looked back and saw the stooge thing was your contribution.
I suck.
hi! hi! HI!
Oh. Yeah, that sucks.
Good dad.
Hi, Sohos! How was your day?
It will be all right in the end, if it is not all right it is not the end.
That’s a keeper.
When life gives you lemons, slice them up and add them to your cocktail.
Thanks. She is a kid learning about life. Life is not fair. I said “doesn’t mean you have to like it.”
Hi Sohos! Hi Cyn! HI OSO!
When life gives you lemons, tell life “GET IN THE KITCHEN BITCH AND MAKE ME A LEMON PIE!”
Heheh
I will have what Cyn is having!
FAIR = Fleet Air. Sudden death from above.
Pie is good.
Which reminds me, tomorrow is Mr. RFH’s birthday, and I need to make a pecan pie.
Cocktails or pie?
Yes, please.
Mmmm…pie!
Don’t think I’ve ever had a real Pecan Pie.
I may have to google or bing it…
MOTHAFUCKIN PIE!
…
I mean, that’s nice, pie.
Happy birthday Mr. Hydrant! Mr. Cyn’s was today. Almost twinkies! Squeee!
Happy Birfday Mr Cyn and Mr Roamy! O.o
Of pie and cocktails, ever had Apple Pie? The best of both worlds. With a kick.
Thanks Oso 🙂
Cyn, like an appletini? I like Godiva chocolate liquor and raspberry vodka.
Sort of…
http://www.food.com/recipe/homemade-apple-pie-liquor-235381
I brought pecan pie to the TX meatup. Should have brought some to StL.
Ouch. 244.1 grams of carbs per serving. Stupid diabetes. Twice my daily limit. Roamy, tons of pecan trees in Roswell. My mom would make us gather and prep them for pecan pies. She would make 17 pies every Thanksgiving for the locusts. (My hubby calls my family, locusts)
I thought that was an interesting observation, Not that I’m endorsing it, mind you. It does, however seem to strike close to home.
http://tinyurl.com/43l55zv
I now denounce myself.
So it goes…
Osita, my dad just sold the house with a humongous pecan tree. No shit, we helped him gather 600 lbs. of pecans off that one tree last year, and that was after one of the really big branches broke off.
pecan pie is life!
I may have some again, around Christmas.
My boys are out of town for two days… what can I get away with while they’re gone? GO!
Roamy, nightmares!!!! I hated what it would do to my nails! Didn’t PA have a chocolate pecan pie recipe that I just made myself sad about?
Cyn, a day of no bra, whatever the hell you want to eat while watching whatever the hell you want to watch on TV, with a bubblebath afterwards.
So far so good… thanks Roamy!
Osita, I don’t have much to worry about re: fingernails. I last had a manicure in 2000.
Marvel movie marathon, Bryan Adams’ CDs, and chocolate. Oh wait…that’s me.
Roamy, no manicures but that black stuff from the hulls…shudders
>> Cyn, a day of no bra, whatever the hell you want to eat while watching whatever the hell you want to watch on TV, with a bubblebath afterwards.
Ok I can’t improve on that.
We’ll need pictures to verify this.
I think I can squeeze in all those things!
I see what you did there.
Ok, time to close the peepers. Love you knuckleheads.
heh. Nighty dreams, Dave.
Sweet dreams, Dave.
I can see clouds, sorta. It’ll come back to me
Maybe I will get a tattoo…
cukcing funts
Oh that sounds like it’d make a nice tat…. thanks Count!
that would be Hawt on a ribcage.
have I missed anything exciting?
Dave stayed too long with cable tv and ended up with an eye patch.
Good night, Dave.
Yes, it’s Photoshopped. I don’t give a shit.
http://tinyurl.com/78e2eub
I heard dave moved to AARRRRGGHentina
Count, MCPO became a grandpa. Leetle girl, still in NICU for a few more days.
That’s friggin awesome. I wonder if that grandbaby will be spoiled? hmmm……..
Maybe only a little spoiled
ok h2’ers just stopping in to say hello time for nite nite. thanks for the updates.
Nighty dreams, Count.
*runs naked through the blog*
Heh. Too tired to run naked or even take pics. Gonna kick myself for that…tomorrow.
Good night and squishy hugs to y’all.
G’night, Roamy. Is anyone going to chase/catch Cyn?
Sweet dreams, Roams. I’ll do it again when you’re not too tired 😉
Looks like it’s you and me Oso. Can I braid your hair while you fix us some sugar free cocktails?
french braid? Sugar free these days means bourbon or whiskey neat. Or box wine with diet 7 spritzer. More wine than D7.
French is easy peasy. I’ll have the spritzer, thank you.
BRB. Chablis or White Zin?
Oh, the Zin for sure. We’re doing this in our lingerie, right?
HA! I just remembered… we were talking at dinner tonight about what a crappy job Crissy Matthews did on Jeopardy. One of the boys said that he could have used Soledad O’Briens Earpiece during that game. Bwahaha!
Cyn, hahaha! You have future morons/hostages! If by lingerie, you mean sports bra and panties, sure!
*Uploads nekkid pics of Cyn and Oso to thumb drive. Heads to local internet porn king for transaction action. Dreams about how to spend newly found fortune.*
Well, I was leaning toward either the violet teddy or the leather corset, but sports bra is good too.
You’re gonna be a billionaire, CB.
Meh. I’m all about comfort. Save the corsets and teddies for you and Sky.
I know.
Awwww
Goodnight, lovely ladies. Me bed calls.
Nighty sweetness, clintbird.
Night, CB. ‘Nother spritzer, Cyn?
Sounds great, Oso, but it’s my turn to make. Then maybe we can pillow fight a bit after our nails dry!
oooh…pj party! LOL I’ll be DJ. Music suggest? No Pink Floyd!
oh my
No pink floyd?
*cries
Wait, I was hiding. Shit.
Cyn has the music aversion to Floyd. I’m music dyslexic and can’t equate artist to song.
Haha, TGSG. I’ve been too lazy to get an haircut and I’ve been wearing headbands for the last month. Broke out the capris a week ago!
You can’t dance to Pink Floyd.
Or Bryan Adams’ Floyd covers ; )
commute time.. see ya’ll tomorrow.
HAHA! Exactly.
We can deal with Bryan Adams.
Did you see the AOS Wisconsin map? It’s downright beautiful.
You might become aroused, just looking at it.
G’nite TGSG.
That’s some good red meat there, Jay.
I have a couple days off myself, so I’m up goofing off.
Vacation FTW!
Bryan Adams is short, Canadian, and has bad skin. Voice!
Any big plans, Jay?
Gonna mess with some bookshelves that I’ve been procrastinating about. Plus goofing off.
Roamy posted this one a while ago, and I still like it:
Sounds like fun.
Excellent tune, Jay. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a bad BA song.
I wonder if Car in goes for this:
Might not be hard enough for her, but I like it.
Roamy knows I have A BA obsession. She has mocked me before.
I get to mess with power tools, that’s always a good thing.
There’s nothing to mock about BA. So many successful songs.
Book shelves? Sunday morning book thread approved?
This is a really sweet one that I’d never heard before and stumbled on: http://youtu.be/9_h2FrcZjQs
Jay, Canadian with bad skin. BA is my hidden obsession that I have only shared here and with my FB family and friends.
Power tools? Fun!
Oh hells yeah, circular saw, router, and table saw.
Have a blast with that Jay. Maybe have the sugar and sewing kit on stand-by.
Those spritzers were potent–Sleepy time for me. G’night you two. See you in the morn.
hadn’t heard that one, Cyn.
heh, I have duct tape, that will do.
G’night y’all. Movie day tomorrow. Not sure what we’ll see.
Nightol!
Sometimes, you’re better off dead.
There’s a derp in your hand and it’s pointing at your head…
Alarm clock fail!
Wakey wkaey
Obama ate a dog.
Battery fail here. Dad’s car was dead, so I had to get up and take him to dialysis.
Drive time.
wonder if Car in goes for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVWazHTunSI
BiW has tried to convince me that Evenescensce is all that. I’m just meh. Some of her songs are ok. I think her voice is wonderful, but the music – some of it- is just ok. A tad pop. Her older stuff was more to my liking.
NY.
Scott is right on time.
Safe travels, Scott.
Mock Bryan Adams, Osita? Never! His “Unplugged” concert was the best one of that series. I wish I could find a youtube of “If You Wanna Be Bad, You Gotta Be Good”.
“Well that’s the way I want it, that’s the way it’s gotta be.
If you’re looking for trouble, better get it from me.”
Mock Bryan Adams, Osita? Never! His “Unplugged” concert was the best one of that series
*stays out of conversation.
FU NY!
Let’t talk about something less girly than Brian Adams. How about Disney Princesses?
We could talk about how superawesome Tool is. Shimmy’s got me on that kick this morning already.
We could talk about the Crim being listed in my ‘Top Running Destinations’ newsletter.
I’m not sure Flint qualifies as a destination, but the race was hyped pretty well.
It is just a GREAT race. I cannot stress that enough. Varied scenery (starts out Downtown, then through a kinda ghetto – lol, which is actually kinda interesting – then runs through an upscale area). Practically the entire route is lined with people, and music and all sorts of crazy stuff.
It is an entire event. The city goes all out.
http://www.crim.org/
The ghetto area even had people out there cheering you on.
It also goes through a college area -the kids were up with a keg passing out beer.
I think it’s really wrecked me for other races. That was the first one I’d run since I was a teenager. Then I kinda expected the next one (the Freep half marathon) to be as cool and it wasn’t.
Mother fuckin’ bootleg runners.
NJ.
4pm, then. Just in time to clean up for dinner and have a beer.
Waiting until 8am so I can call the veterinarian.
What’s the problem Leon?
My tabby is sick, bowel problem.
Going to vet at 945.
Hope kitty is OK, Leon.
This, from Ace’s sidebar, would be hysterical if it weren’t so sad and scary: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/05/16/wwf_living_planet_report/print.html
>> Alarm clock fail!
HOLY SHIT!
I’ve worked very, very hard to arrange my life so as not to require alarming.
Don’t blink when you are in Delaware Scott you will miss it
He ate a dog.
New post. Since I’m the only one around, I’ll play with myself.
Not that way, you perv.
I had you covered Scott.