Good morning, and welcome to the post-Masters edition of the Hunky Hump Day. Congratulations to Bubba Watson. Bubba and three other golf players made a video as part of a charity fundraiser. Not my kind of song, but you can tell they had fun filming it.
Them Georgia boys clean up good.
Let’s see who else cleans up nice. For Carin – he’s not a redhead, but he does have a red beard.
Found this picture of MCPO.
Not bad in black and white.
His momma said don’t leave the house without a sweater. She didn’t specify that he had to wear it.
One more.
And a last minute find for good measure. Let me mess up that hair for ya.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Nice redhead!!!
My nephew came home from Afghanistan last week. His wife just posted pics of their family from Easter weekend, and it does my heart good to see him relaxing, reading a book to his daughter.
Excellent Roamy.
WHat? this goes back to the caveman shit you love. When we used to run and run and run half the day to chase down our meat.
Depends. A lot of persistence hunting was done at a walking pace waiting for an animal to lay down, get distracted, or die by another predator (that you then scare off). Walk-walk-walk-sprint is a safer strategy than marathonning from an energy-expenditure perspective.
Either way, it would detract from my goal of becoming a human forklift, and that’s just no good.
Work time.
People who run down their food will be tired. It would be easier to kill them and take their food.
Hi Gabe.
Carin, to add to your discussion yesterday, I never read “Where the Wild Things Are” to my kids. I did, however, read nearly every Dr. Seuss and Little Golden Book under the sun.
Why are we going to need to run down food again? I thought the SMOD was going to kill us all?
all this talk of running is making me tired
I am going to tak a nap
Really Roamy?
*cries
I thought it was canon.
And, “in the Night Kitchen”. The beauty – to me – of Sendak’s stories (some of them) is the inherent poetry. Love it.
I just thought perhaps he’d pick a newer -or lesser told – story.
He probably picked it because it was short.
Never got into Sendak.
I’ve never read Where the Wild Things are either.
Good morning.
http://tinyurl.com/wakey-bakey
*schedules Sendak reading/performance art presentation at Lapeerpalooza.
OH THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN.
I wonder why so few have made their arrangements?
I probably need to come up with a few more of my fun activity ideas …
Thoughts:
* volunteer road cleaning crew
* cow tipping (always a hit)
* chicken races
Actually, the property would be perfect for paintball.
Hey, no killing the poat this early.
I’ve never read Where the Wild Things are either.
Never even saw the movie. I was too busy reading Band of Brothers, and other assorted Ambrose books.
We gotta have a greased pig.
Wait, that’s an Iowa thing. Nevermind.
Ew. Planned Parenthood is fighting the pro-lifers’ 40 Days Prayer for Life with their own forty days of prayer for murder.
http://www.lifenews.com/2012/04/10/planned-parenthood-sets-up-40-days-of-prayer-for-abortion/
Jewish, Unitarian, Episcopal, and Methodist churches are participating. No surprise, it’s California.
>> with their own forty days of prayer for murder
This is known as “unclear on the concept.”
Yeah, I have a feeling they’re going to have some ‘splaining to do.
Off to work (space pens!)
SPACE PENS™!
Good morning, hawt chicks and dorks!
I need to get the blood moving. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtTO1j-ucVs
http://tinyurl.com/6t98ksm
What’s on the agenda for today, Chief?
Mmm mmm mmm mmm morning!
Great job on the HHD men. I love waking up only to return to my BUNK!
Monkey wrench fight!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e062d7b4d5/take-on-me-literal-video-version-from-dustfilms
Such wonderful news on your nephew, Roamy. A big thanks for his service!
Good job, Roamy!
Ha! Yesterday when I mentioned hormones/circus I was talking about weight gain not Pms behavior.
Cute monkey, HS, but I have to say that Pupster’s bonging bear almost made me shoot coffee out the nose 🙂
That is great news on Roamy’s nephew. Great visual too (reading to his little one).
Carin – as for “activities” at Lapeerpalooza, the topic of Putt-Putt Golf came up and I found that there’s a joint not far from you.
Drunken Hostages Mini-Golfing. Oh, man, we’ll need video cameras for that.
You look loverly in your housecoat and slippers this morning, Mare.
Carin – as for “activities” at Lapeerpalooza, the topic of Putt-Putt Golf came up and I found that there’s a joint not far from you.
Drunken Hostages Mini-Golfing. Oh, man, we’ll need video cameras for that.
That could be fun? But what could I POSSIBLY cut from my current agenda?
I know everyone would be heartbroken to loose the chicken racing …or, god forbid, the road race.
I’m gonna ask scott man the water stations.
Reading through the news today, I really hate the SCOAMF.
I thought you guys would all like to know.
MJ – Workout/shower/Dr.’s appointment. Then, weather permitting, some short game practice.
The bonging bear is from the preview for Ted, a movie coming out soon. Mark Wahlberg is in it, and Seth McFarlane is the voice of the bear. Looks pretty funny.
Niiiice.
Whoa, Carin. ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ totally upset me as a child. It was creepy and cruel and just plain freaked me out. Bro too. Needless to say, it is not part of my nieces’ library.
Roamy, glad your nephew is home.
I loved it. My kids did too.
My son hated the puppet we had of one of the wild things, but he still loved the story.
Of course, I usually told it in such a goofy manner.
Nothing cruel about it. The kid gets sent to his room for being a little wild and has a dream/fantasy about becoming king of his own (wild) realm, but misses home so goes back home. Fin.
I have no idea what the movie was about, because I didn’t see that.
*changes “Dramatic/interpretive art” reading of “WHere the Wild things are” to, late night, around the campfire “ghost” story version.
The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another. [cue knife welding kids running from out of the woods] His mother called him “WILD THING!” and Max said “I’LL EAT YOU UP!” [ominous howl from across the lake.]
This is going to be GREAT.
Haa haa haaa haaa … Where’s the President’s budget?
…bonging bear ….
Oh, so THAT’S what that thing was –
I never read “Where the Wild Things Are”, either.
Our kids’ favorite was P.J. Funnybunny
Of course, they never sat still long enough for us to read to them – we have lots of kids’ books at the house, though.
And Rebecca MUCH prefers playing “Angry Birds” at bedtime.
(Yeah, we’re bad parents…..)
I never read “Where the Wild Things Are”, either.
Ok, so I’m a freak.
I just thought it an odd choice for Obama to read. Perhaps I was wrong.
Don’t expect me to admit such things very often.
Perhaps I was wrong. Don’t expect me to admit such things very often.
Have you met wiserbud?
Can there EVER be a day when the SCOAMF is not on tv droning on about his latest marxist fantasy program?
WHat? this goes back to the caveman shit you love. When we used to run and run and run half the day to chase down our meat.
I don’t know, Carin…if something runs away from a caveman for thirteen miles, it means he missed. I don’t think they did a dead run or even a jog for more than a mile or two.
Walking Dead’s season is over. Justified’s season is over. The Masters is over. The Royals are already below .500. I’m not sure if I can go on any longer, or if there’s any reason to.
*Thinks about it for a moment.*
Oh! I just remembered – lesbian pron. Never mind!
Of course most of you remember why the cavemen dragged the women they had just clubbed by the hair, don’t you? Really? Well, seems if they dragged them by their feet there was an issue with their veejayjays filling up with dirt.
*Rapidly flees room.*
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/breitbart-designs-by-the-people-s-cube-t8794.html
I don’t know, Carin…if something runs away from a caveman for thirteen miles, it means he missed. I don’t think they did a dead run or even a jog for more than a mile or two.
I’ve read stuff that suggests that they often chased their prey for hours. “Born to Run” gets into that, and there are some other articles out there. Interesting stuff.
Just about any skill (outside of cognitive) other animals can beat us. But our varied skill set and endurance is impressive.
most excellent, lauraw!
It goes on, but I’ve bored you enough.
MOM, CAR IN’S KILLING BAMBI, AGAIN!11?
And Jay is killing the thread.
Fascinating Carin! I had no idea. Wow. I wonder if a contributing factor to the prey’s demise is maintaining such a level of stress and anxiety for a long period of time.
I think we can test for this.
*hooks up electrodes to dog and gets spatula*
The worst time to hit a bear over the head is when he’s doing it with another bear.
That almost never goes well.
Yea, I thought it was kinda interesting. That’s where the whole endurance running/ultras come from. that we are biologically made-up to do it, so why not try it out?
I find looong distance running is such a mind game. If I were chasing food, with an empty belly and hungry kids at home, I may be able to press past that 13 mile mark.
Interesting stuff.
Good morning, old-fashioned bushmen.
If I were chasing food, with an empty belly and hungry kids at home, I may be able to press past that 13 mile mark.
Or, maybe, come up with something like a projectile firing weapon?
Good morning, old-fashioned bushmen.
Gawd, I hate bathing suit season.
I wonder if there are high quality, made with real hair, merkins.
Wow, I feel kind of bad for ace. Times must be tough.
http://is.gd/t17pyt
Do the lace wigs ads still show up in the comments over at the HQ anymore? No matter how many times I saw them, they made me chuckle. Somebody could not have contrived a more awesome bit, other than perhaps Spurwing Plover.
“An economy where everybody’s got a fair shot.”
Shit Obama Says that you just can’t fucking make up.
MJ wins google. He actually searched merkin.
I haven’t seen Lace Wigs in a while, Cyn.
I wonder if there are high quality, made with real hair, merkins.
What, you’ve never grown your shorties out for Pubes of Love? Most rewarding experience of my life, I tell you.
“An economy where everybody’s got a fair shot.”
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These people are so full of shit. They always tell a sob story about how difficult it is to get ahead, but then within the same speech reference themselves as examples of how to get ahead. I always assume that leftists believe in this crap because it places themselves in the warm gooey center of audacious audaciousness.
Life is stacked against everyone, but I’m such a beautiful and unique snowflake that I was able to transcend. In other words: America sucks, but I’m special.
I H8 Dave.
*finishes salad
What, you’ve never grown your shorties out for Pubes of Love? Most rewarding experience of my life, I tell you.
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I was trying to get there, but decided that kids in need of merkins because of cancer wasn’t really funny. Turns out it is.
The Nor Laup people really lost all grip on reality. this on my facechimp:
“The Ron Paul movement is slowly starting to take over a large wing of the Republican Party, and they’re not going anywhere. There is nothing to indicate that this movement will get any smaller. It has only grown larger in the past four years, and every sign points to an even larger libertarian wing of the GOP in years to come. If the Republicans don’t wish to go the way of the Whig Party, they would do well to adapt and listen to their growing new constituency. While these new voters may be less than half the age of their representatives, they are the future, they are the only future the GOP has, and they know it.”
Is the libertarian wing of the Republican party growing? Yes. Is Ron Paul the future for the party?
No way in hell.
How far did you have to jog before that Whataburger’s eyes glazed over, Dave?
Pubes of Love:
Because sometimes bad shaving accidents happen to good people.
This is a bit from his current speech that drives me nuts:
THis is his “story” – the one he hopes will re-elect him. “Here in America” we help one another …
And, let’s examine that claim about “how America” got built. The American dream was about giving everyone a chance. Not helping each other. Sorry. That’s just not true. You helped your neighbor, perhaps. But we didn’t have an overbearing government that provided loans and aid and housing vouchers, and solar investments.
That’s no what built America..
that sounded like Obama could have made the same speech, without changing the words.
I was listening to talk radio this morn for a bit, local stuff, and the topic of throwing support from Santorum now to Romney came up. I listened as two callers said NO FUCKING WAY were they going to support Romney because he was a RINO and that the only reason he’s won so far is because it was willed by the GOP machine. The one lady was even madder about Romney than she was about McCain’s nomination and run; she basically said fuck it all, let it burn all the way down with Obama at the helm.
I openly wept in my car and turned off the radio.
He won it by getting more votes than anyone else. I’m not inspired by Romney, and I think he’s a very dangerous candidate, possibly making a dangerous president.
Obama? Ahem. Fuck you.
I don’t have a lot of love for Mittens, either, but how can another four years of The Big O be better? He will rule, yes I said rule, without a care in the world. He will be even more fearless as he knows that no longer has to campaign.
Preaching to the choir, I know.
To hear that this morning was alarmingly disheartening.
That’s exactly what Axelrod wants the right to hear. We’re gonna hear more of it, too.
I don’t believe there are that many of them. Lots of people that didn’t vote last time are gonna line up to vote this time. I know quite a few. Think the same is happening on the left? I don’t believe so.
Thank you Jay. I needed to hear that. I’m not sure why, but that didn’t even occur to me.
*takes a relaxing deep breath and stops cutting Xbrad*
It was a perfect storm last time. Unpopular President, big crisis caused by government, discontent on the GOP side, and a completely lackluster candidate. Only Palin saved him from a 49 state loss.
I preferred Romney to McCain. So, we already have a better candidate. Plus the public got to see what’s in store for them, in King Putt.
I don’t see this being a 84 blowout, but it should go our way. Doesn’t mean we just coast, just means we are starting out in a better position.
I do know some folks who are – as of now – not going to vote. I’m leaving them alone for now … hoping their position thaws.
Cyn, people who were (or are) adamantly opposed to Mitt need some time. I remember feeling all “fuck em all” after my guy dropped out. I don’t feel that way now. If Santorum was your guy, you’re not gonna get over that in a day. They’ll get there.
Faced with a distasteful choice and a truly disastrous choice (the peril of inaction), what do most people do?
…
*burp*
I haven’t found the article, but apparently yesterday after the Santorum announcement, some 3000 new donors hit Gingerich with some bucks. I love Newt and would volunteer for the guy, but it’s too far along now. It’s time to suck it up and vote for Mitt and pray that there really aren’t as many like Carin’s folks out there as I fear.
Yeah, they will have to get over their ‘love of Santorum’ or ‘love of Newt’ or whatever, and I get that, Dave. I keep getting flashbacks of how many really didn’t vote because “they were punishing the GOP for McCain”.
*waves hand back and forth to rid the air of Dave’s jalapeno burger burp*
“Source close to the investigation” says Zimmerman to be charged in the Trayvon Martin shooting.
Washington Post: George Zimmerman to be charged in Trayvon Martin shooting, official says
Where is the bug reporting link for WordPress? this comment box shrinks when you go to another page, and doesn’t reexpand to include the whole comment.
I was just looking at the electrical collidge map this morning, and it looks like Mitt has a real chance. I’m conceding all of the Western states (CO, NM, NV) and assuming that Mitt takes NH. From there, if Mittens takes Fl, he just needs OH or Penn. I’ll admit that FL is not looking good at the moment, but I think he’ll pull it out.
That is a feature and not a bug, Jay.
/werdpuss happy engineering team.
Jeff G:”I understand it, and I can respect it. Let’s see if they respect my decision to do nothing at all to help get Romney elected, because like Obama, he doesn’t represent my interests, either, and I don’t owe the GOP a goddamn thing.”
Summation – I voted for McCain, because it was the best we could do, yada yada yada, and then we had the Tea Party revolution, and we all re-read the constitution and got True to our Principals.
Then the Republican party insisted that we swallow Mitt, because he’s the best we can do and you don’t have to fall in love just fall in line.
I just read the exert of Obama’s speech that Carin linked and you know what? He said NOTHING. Read it…he said NOTHING in three paragraphs.
DOUCHE TOOL
I heard that about Trayvon on FNC. Now the rioting and the overturned burning cars in the streets will be in celebration instead of anger. That’s how that works, right?
Oh shit. Tinfoil hat moment: As I was thinking about Fl, it occurred to me that statewide elections are generally decided along the I-4 corridor. It’s basically Orlando and the surrounding suburbs.
I haven’t been able to figure out why this Trayvon thing is being flogged by the Dems…what is the benefit? Is it to gin up support in this area? Drive people to the polls?
/Tinfoil hat off
Whoo boy, I have never needed a box of wine this early in the day.
“Gawd, I hate bathing suit season.”
Welcome to my world.
/Tinfoil hat off
Put it back on, you’re right.
That’s why Mitt will chose West or Rubio for VP.
I thought that was Luap Nor’s most recent speech, mare.
My whole body is very close to being fully wrapped in tin foil. These are freaky-deaky times.
Carin at 1:33 Jay. Isn’t that part of Obama’s speech? Oops, if it isn’t.
Well, I was wrong. That was Obama, mare.
Sorry!
I really believe there are a lot (who knows what a lot represents) of people that didn’t want to be THAT person who didn’t vote for the first black President. You know the white, liberal to medium, asshole, who needed (for themselves) to say they did that.
Think: Ann Althouse
Wow, there are people just watching the wordpress support forum. Took 2 mins to get a response.
>> I keep getting flashbacks of how many really didn’t vote because “they were punishing the GOP for McCain”.
I think it was really more a case of McCain having run such an awful campaign, the base was apathetic and we didn’t turn out our vote well.
We had a primary. Mitt got more votes. That’s kind of how it works.
I personally think McCain was sunk because of his metal dental work.
“My Friends…”
Yeah, we all voted for McCain, but oh how our genitalia were sore from the kicking McCain had given us over the years.
We had a primary. Mitt got more votes. That’s kind of how it works.
I know that and you know that, but there’s folks out there who are not as smrt as we all are, nor do they have access to internet stuff filled with other big brains.
*begins googling for nearest Whataburger location to shake off all these fucks I seem to be giving today*
Obama CANNOT be reelected PERIOD.
If for no other reason than the whole “flexible” deal with Russia.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO*
*remember I’m not drinking
there’s folks out there who are not as smrt as we all are
Heh. Subtle.
Question. If I were to buy a “blade flag” or some such – what should I have printed on it? They have a bunch of names on them … “swooper” flags is one. Go here for the idea:
http://www.bigtexbanners.com/custom_swooperflag.html
H2 Question: Is “open” or Welcome enough, or should we get a printed flag? And what should be printed on it? the name of our store Or “BEST BATTERY PRICES” or what?
We sell all types of batteries (except computer – because those cost about $100,000 to keep in inventory alone, and we can’t really beat online prices anyway) … but mostly we are gunning to sell bigger batteries. Motorcycle. Car. Truck. ATV, etc. Golf cart. We also TEST batteries, etc, buy junk. bla bla bla.
We’re always battling sign nazis – so we’re concerned that 1) our store isn’t noticeable enough and 2) people may not think it’s open to public, etc – that it’s an installer joint.
When truth be told – we’ll do more for you than any of those big box places at a better price. People are always amazed. etc.
SO – sign. HELP ME PEOPLE. What would you notice. What should it say?
I personally like “Name brand batteries at Bootleg Prices” but perhaps it’s just my affinity for that fireworks video .
Maybe if it just said Batteries?
I NEED HELP
PUBLIC WELCOME – BEST PRICES IN (name the largest city, county etc., that you can honestly account for).
If you really have the best or competitive prices I’m drawn to that in advertising. If you don’t have the best prices, change that second part to BEST SERVICE.
Sex sells. Mention that you can power your sybian with batteries.
When I worked at an auto parts store, we got some drive ins just by having a sign that said “Batteries Tested”. Especially in the winter, and heat of summer.
Make sure there are contrasting colors. Make it stand out. Bright, Bright, Bright. If in doubt, Brighter.
If your service sucks too, have your husband apply at McDonald’s.
That’s good CarIn, go with it!
Heh. Subtle.
*giggles*
INFLATABLE GORILLA!!!!!!!!!!!
OR GODZIRRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, we seriously have the best prices. I mean by far. Service is good too.
SO – sign. HELP ME PEOPLE. What would you notice. What should it say?
Is it prugged in?
Contrasting colors. Got it. Big.
Yea, my husband wanted an inflatable something. I think that would just confuse people.
Do you guys have SOC testers? Those things pay for themselves in a month.
Yea, my husband wanted an inflatable something.
Where’s b-rad when you really need him?
“Batteries Tested”
Yes, this is excellent, and maybe add the word “Free”.
Not inflatable. a few signs along the road works.
Do you have windows? Window signs work well, too. You can hire aspiring painters, if there are any around there. Watercolors clean up nicely on the inside of windows. Plus, bright colors.
I think you should put a giant picture of me making the ‘O’ face on a sign. What you’d like to plug me in to is at the discretion of the artist.
I assume you also test charging systems. Have some cards for a reputable parts dealer to refer. Word of mouth.
I might suggest Advance Auto, but I’m biased.
Offer to hook MJ up to a battery? Interesting theory.
Let’s test it.
What in the Sunni is this Shiite?!
Mention that you can power your sybian with batteries.
Hunh.
The more you know.
The word “Free” goes a long way, and should be very prominant.
FREE BLOW JOB WITH PURCHASE OF $50 OR MORE
Okay, you’re onto something there with the blowjob, Dave, but what about if a chick spends $50 or more? Hmmm? We demand service too!
Chicks have to spend money for that? Huh.
Carin, highlight your prices…that’s a biggie.
I know. Go figure.
I think you should put a giant picture of me making the ‘O’ face on a sign. What you’d like to plug me in to is at the discretion of the artist.
That is a winnah.
I just talked to the lady on the phone, and she said SIMPLE SIMPLE SIMPLE. People aren’t really going to read much on these signs.
I’m thinking of ordering a few stock signs (they come right away) then a few special orders that take longer.
I think we have pricing signs in the window.
I think these are pretty good:
http://tinyurl.com/7fo5evq
Stores always get my attention when they have multiple slanty flags along the roadway. Having a few of them, they could each say something different.
Like a weekend in TJ
That it’s cheap but it’s not free
That I’m not what I used to be
And love’s not a game for three. . .
Dana Loesch is talking about the apathy thing right now, too, Cyn. Same thing you heard.
I don’t know what’s going on here, but I like it:
http://tinyurl.com/7fhx3a6
Just like a car
You’re pleasing to behold
I’ll call you Jaguar
If I may be so bold. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-2eHfmBZ5E
Stores always get my attention when they have multiple slanty flags along the roadway. Having a few of them, they could each say something different.
That’s what I was thinking. I’ll order a few stock ones NOW so I can get some up immediately. There is a nice “Open” and “welcome” I like. Then I can add a “Batteries” one … I think “free battery checks ” is too many words.
we’ve got signs in the window. I just want to attract attention, then hopefully they’ll look at the building for more info.
>> We demand service too!
Ok, chicks can have free tupperware.
Chicks can give blowjobs for free. I read about it in Penthouse Forum.
Have you tried using a sandwich board with or without balloons attached?
We have a sandwich board, and i TOLD my husband to put some balloons on it.
It’s on a sorta face moving road, so we need a bit more. Balloons would help,and they’re cheap.
Chicks can give blowjobs for free. I read about it in Penthouse Forum.
Yea, and those chicks aren’t air-brushed either.
There always is a cost.
Mare! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YGCWSllqP34
You’d only need about 3 or 4 balloons out there on the s-board every day and you can get those helium tanks on the cheep now. Make the balloons in your store/company colors.
I’ll tell him. No, I’ll ORDER him. I ‘m the owner.
He’s an employee 😉
Atta girl!
yub yub.. heh
Oh, Scot, those Bengals are beautiful. I think my cat is related he purr talks just like that. I love the markings.
If your signs are just for attention (you already have your good pricing advertised on windows) put pics of naked women on them.
Are you fired yet, Dave? From AOS, that is.
I think Ace should tweet that.
just buy balloons that look like boobs. 2 birds, 1 stone.
Not cup, pervs.
/Tin foil hat back on:
The RNC is in Tampa. It’s about an hour away from the epicenter of Fakeracism™.
/Tin foil hat off.
I like your new trademarked term, MJ.
No matter if he’s charged or not, I feel sorry for Zimmerman:
http://twitchy.com/2012/04/11/washington-post-zimmerman-to-be-charged-in-the-trayvon-case/
The hate is strong.
It is strong.
Sadly, it would not surprise me to learn that he’s committed suicide. I cannot fathom the fear he is going through, all for trying to protect his community and his life.
I think he’s considering his legal options
I like your new trademarked term, MJ.
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Thanks! Attention Grabbing Whore-Cunts™ was already taken, although it fits well in the case.
Then just change it to Attention Grabbing Cunt-Whores.
I’m still standing. . .
Well, Attention Grabbing Whore-Cunts™ is good too.
Dave, I like naked mole rats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0–fspZcqvA
Speaking of AoS, anything more happen with StuckonStupid?
The tape of the women calling for a race war belongs to the NBPP of Tampa/St Pete. This is obviously close to home.
Obama brought this shit to the front burner with his ridiculous comments. As I stated earlier in this thread I’m not real hot on Mitt, but the alternative is so much worse. We can’t have this douche creating fear between citizens for political gain. It’s not right, and needs to be defeated in Nov.
“Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.”
Good read:
http://pjmedia.com/blog/why-i-called-george-zimmerman-a-murderer-and-why-i-was-wrong/
MJ, add to that Obama’s hard drive to see class warfare and Yippee, we all hate each other.
My search for a four-point probe was blocked from work.
If historians aren’t hard on this divider, in over his head, know nothing, golf/vacation taker, jerk we have as a President, then screw them.
MCPO, play any golf today?
Back pack guy doesn’t have any pants on.
No matter if he’s charged or not, I feel sorry for Zimmerman.
The hate is strong.
Doesn’t matter if he is cleared or not, the race hustlers and commie punk presidents messages are loud and clear for anyone who wants to keep their communities safe…..either let shit go further down the shitter and don’t dare confront anyone suspicious, unless they are crackers, or learn to hide the body.
If you don’t want to read the whole thing (it’s good though) scroll down to see what was said at the end and by whom:
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2012/04/rip-mike-wallace.html
For her singsong voice alone at this press conference, the FL state attorney needs a cluebat upside the head.
This already is not boding well for Mr. Zimmerman.
*gets torches and pitchforks ready, regardless of outcome*
Shit.
For her singsong voice alone… the FL state attorney needs a cluebat upside the head.
Yes.
Goodness, she was talking like a preschool teacher. I expected her to pass out the koolaid and cookies.
Lesson learned: Don’t give a crap about your neighborhood, don’t defend yourself, don’t act according to the law ESPECIALLY if you’re dealing with a black person.
Save yourself, let your neighborhood go like that model city, Detroit. Move, it isn’t worth saving.
Good luck finding a jury. If I’m Zimmerman’s lawyer, I get the venue changed to……?
Oh and thanks Obama for screwing with the jury pool. Prick.
What a fucking condescending bitch. I’m watching on CNN, but I see now why FNC cut away. Zikes.
Move, it isn’t worth saving.
Bingo.
‘DOJ assistance with the civil rights perspective of the case’.
Wow.
This is a such a horrendous CF and Eric Holder is a worthless piece of shit. Kissing Sharpton ass? He should have been kicking it.
I’m disgusted to level eleventy.
Gee; that was fun.
At least the riot will be delayed until after the trial. That’s good.
Oh goodie, moar fun: Al Sharpton with the parents now speaking.
I sooo cannot wait to hear what our C in C thinks of the charges.
/sarcasm; god I miss my country.
This administration is straight up stupid:
Obama administration may soon require all Federal contractors hire 7% disabled workers. There is an interesting hitch, however: “… it is illegal, under the ADA, for employers to query applicants about their disabilities.”
Sharpton:
After nearly starting a race war, I’d like to call for everyone to come together. Then after the acquittal we’ll be back to race war. Is everyone clear? It goes, race war, trial, race war.
Ick. These people are weird.
It would not surprise me one bit if I was somehow listed as disabled.
Right, Roamy.
There are going to be lots of disabled people in the next few years. After unemployment runs out, disability is the new paycheck.
Well, I better go look at some kittens before I go on a rampage.
Oh man. I’m watching the Sharpton press conference. The lawyer is going on forever. Where are the academy awards people to start the music. Cue this guy to wrap it up!
Based on the evidence that I have heard so far, I don’t know how he gets charged, let alone convicted.
Yet my gut tells me he is boned.
Ya know what strikes me listening to Sharpton et al:
Justice = Conviction
Fin.
And now for something completely different:
http://tinyurl.com/LtoR-Leon-Pupster
HAHA! That’s a keeper, Pups!!
How about something for the kids? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A8bb9qHhHw&feature=youtu.be
Stupid kids and their mass hysteria!
Talkin to myself.
Accurate, Pup, accurate.
Zimmerman’s probably going to be lynched in prison because NBC wanted something that bled and Obama can’t STFU when he doesn’t know anything.
Of course, with the teeny tiny blockquote print, I can’t even read what I wrote. Fuck.
There’s a mole at AoSHQ
Ick. These people are weird.
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By ‘these people’ I meant anyone who focuses on race.
/denounces self
There’s a mole at AoSHQ
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I’m pretty sure it’s a wart. Or possibly a chancre.
Why Henry never hears the special message from the Mormons:
If Barack can turn us all into racists, he has united us.
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C.
Can I brag on DD#2?
Yes, you all say?
OK:
Time to brag on one of my kids again….. http://t.co/oGRUIcIV
(Link goes to amazing picture that DD#2 drew)
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