Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I ran out of words for today, so let’s just get to the hawt men. Leading off is a classic pic of Colin Farrell.
Next is Liam Hemsworth from The Hunger Games. (I checked, he’s 22.)
And some unknown hawt guys.
Let’s play.
I see you peeking.
Last but not least…
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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My nephew came home from Afghanistan late yesterday, safe and sound. Many prayers answered with that.
#2 has no chest.
#2 has nips.
I’m also pretty sure that for XBrad’s link last night, the question they asked was “would you rather give a blowjob or eat pussy?” which explains the result.
It’s all in the phrasing.
There are ways to spin that Leon
I am a pioneer I like exploring and creating new things
let those settlers tie up the loose ends.
Or I am a big picture kind of guy, I see things that are not there. I am excited to create something new.
Forget to say that when you are 2/3 done you are on the next big thing.
Well, well, well, and a happy, howdy good morning to you too!
Vmax, it’s about signalling. I’m saying something that sounds like a real problem (and it has been, for me), but it also means that when I fully complete a task and wrap things in a neat little package, my folks are extra pleased. I recognized it as a real flaw, and I did correct largely it, but it’s still the only one I admit to.
I was not scared of Roamy or Vmax. I was actually surprised at the level of normalcy around the hostages.
I find I can overcome that flaw by scheduling reminders in outlook
My kids inform me that #2 is getting married to Miley Cyrus.
I was not scared of Roamy or Vmax. I was actually surprised at the level of normalcy around the hostages.
Of course, MJ was a bit tipsy.
# 2 was in The Last Song and The Hunger Games. His Brother is Thor.
…I was actually surprised at the level of
normalcydrunkenness around the hostages.FTFY MJ
I find I can overcome that flaw by scheduling reminders in outlook
I mostly mitigated it by seeing it like questing in a video game and pointing my completionist mentality at it. I now find absolute completion very rewarding, so I have little trouble going the distance. I make lists of objectives that I can knock down. It was really more of an organizational problem on my part.
Of course, MJ was a bit tipsy.
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Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.
There’s your problem, MJ. Men cannot be defiled.
Only apparently-innocent wimmens.
good read.
Along the same lines, Car in:
http://is.gd/04GZkJ
This has some pretty good pictures. Of course compared to other states where so many lives were lost THIS IS NOTHING, but the hail picture is good:
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/04/03/tornado-reports-coming-in-from-across-north-texas/
I’m that way too, Leon. It’s not necessarily a bad thing if you have plenty of people around you who don’t particularly like coming up with a solution to a problem, but who love to implement a solution (“Tell me what needs to be done, and I’ll go do it”).
The problem with Barky is that he doesn’t want to do either one of those things. Moreover, I don’t think he possesses the skills necessary to do either, or to recognize who possesses which skill.
The truly great managers are those who CAN recognize unique skills in their workers and place them accordingly (and not ask them to do something that will never be in their wheelhouse).
BHO just wants the glory that comes from the successes of other peoples’ labor.
I’ve wondered (fantasized), if after Obama is out of Office if anyone who has the connections/will/desire for a Pulitzer, will once and for all put to bed the idea that Obama is intelligent:
in·tel·li·gent [in-tel-i-juhnt] Show IPA
adjective
1.
having good understanding or a high mental capacity; quick to comprehend, as persons or animals: an intelligent student.
2.
displaying or characterized by quickness of understanding, sound thought, or good judgment: an intelligent reply.
Because I know for a fact that he was a below average student at Punahou, and of course like all of you, I have yet to see any evidence of academic or personal achievement, his being touted as a super genius grates on my nerves.
Plus, I don’t believe he wrote those autobiographies. There is very good evidence to suggest he did not.
Well, whether he wrote them or not, I remember reading a comment by Valarie Jarrett that they only time he felt fully engaged and not bored was when he was writing those books.
Which were about HIMSELF.
LOL.
Evidence suggests that those may be the only books he’s ever actually read, and I only know that because he voiced the audio books.
Compared to Obama, this bird seems pretty smart:
http://tinyurl.com/7ueofvy
Okay, coffee cup is empty and I’ve expanded the MMM backlog by at least 2 weeks, so I’m off to work.
Espand your vocabulary! twerk, twerking
There is an article somewhere detailing, while at Harvard or just shortly after, his inability to get the book done (started even) even after being given a substantial advance.
Good Morning and wow bunk already!
That – AND MARE – the book he wrote wasn’t the same one he was given and advance for. I think he was supposed to write a book about racial issues and law or something and instead he wrote “dreams”.
I remember that too, Carin. I just can’t remember where I read it.
I only know that because he voiced the audio books.
I don’t think I’ll be listening to those on the way to work. I’m stabby enough when I get here.
Ouch
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/140145/
Obumble indeed
No that is too kind, fucking imbecile is more like it
Good example, Vman.
There are just so many of him doing downright stupid things. Big and small.
The second he goes off teleprompter he’s an ignoramus.
Origin:
1570–80; < Latin ignōrāmus we ignore (1st person plural present indicative of ignōrāre to be ignorant of, ignore); hence name of an ignorant lawyer in the play Ignoramus (1615) by the English playwright G. Ruggle, whence current sense
Synonyms
simpleton, fool, dunce, know-nothing.
Well, aren’t I the schoolmarm today?
*sneaks an apple onto the corner of Mare’s desk*
*gives Cyn an A for awesomeness*
*looks at other students with disgust*
Thank you Mare
I thought it was short for ignorant asshole
Oh my I have exceeded my cuss word allowance for the year today, maybe I should have gone back to bed.
*and repulsion*
Well, aren’t I the schoolmarm today?
Today? I thought you were pretty calm and dialed down today. Outrage is only at 8, instead of 11.
Oh my I have exceeded my cuss word allowance for the year today
We’re counting? Shit.
Don’t be crazy Vman, having you here in the morning makes this place 100% more mustachey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GZFbCqx18
I’m always outragy in the morning because, like an idiot, I do a thorough scan of the news items across the intertubes. Get’s me going and not in a good way.
I’ll try to be more restrained from now on.
(good luck with that)
HA! Vman….you made my morning.
Let’s not hold it in, mare. Let it out, for everyone to enjoy.
I like outragey mare.
I’m often OUTRAGED in the morning too. But honestly, it’s hard to muster up a good outrage now-a-days, because Obummer is always topping his previous assholery. There comes a point where you can’t top your previous outrage, unless you want to start making over-sized papiermache puppets.
I don’t think any of us want to see a Hostage reduced to that.
“There comes a point where you can’t top your previous outrage, unless you want to start making over-sized papiermache puppets.”
I see you’ve spent some time in my head.
Synonyms
simpleton, fool, dunce, know-nothing.
I’m serious, when I see that I think of Obama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg
Rebecca is at home today because there is no power at her school.
Lazy slug is still asleep…. 😛
I think we should make giant puppets at Lapeerpalooza.
That will bring out the fans! Everyone will want one!
Ha ha ha … I thought perhaps we could run with a SMOD theme at Lapeerpalooza.
Everyone keeps saying 30 million people won’t have health care, if Obamacare is overturned.
No one has additional health INSURANCE because of this, yet. Doesn’t it go into effect next year and 2014? At most, 5 million have been covered under some aspects of the bill. Where is everyone getting this 30 million figure? 10% of the population of the US hasn’t been covered by this.
Gabe, when you get here:
Is it customary for a court to tell the DOJ to submit the answer to a question in the same terms as a teacher assigns work to students (three pages, single spaced)?
Surprised they didn’t include a word count, not including “the”.
Of course, “I” will be included, as it’s the President’s favorite word.
You act like he’s going to READ the comments Lauraw. You need to embed your question up there among the men. Perhaps just below #5.
Obama is what happens when you elect someone whose finest hour was in a dorm room, wasted, talking with other dunces about how they would run the world if they had the chance.
I emailed Gabe because I am really curious. It almost seems like the court expects and is trying to head off some kind of weasel behavior from this administration. But this might be normal, who knows.
Jay, I think its the children under 28.
Where is everyone getting this 30 million figure?
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It’s the number, that if everything went perfectly, and the young people that predominantly make up those without insurance buy it because they are forced to, would be covered.
It’s a bit like saying that if we force Jay in Ames to buy a slurpee, he’ll have a slurpee, but if we don’t, Jay will be eaten by a bear because he doesn’t have a slurpee.
The ruse that is implied is that insurance prevents death, which to my knowledge, isn’t the case.
Laura, from watching the news shows yesterday, asking any attorney to write a paper like that was pretty rare. The panel even went so far as to send a reminder memo to the DOJ as to when the paper was due.
Greta van Sustrealkzoidstfyhn made some kind of comment yesterday that the DOJ didn’t have to answer it. Not an atty but i believe that they would be held in contempt. I soooo hope that they don’t turn in their homework. Bwahahahahaha!
time to order one of these…..
http://tinyurl.com/cac6d3z
Let me amend that statement: insurance for young people doesn’t prevent death. The majority of deaths in people under 29 is due to accidents or suicide.
I think also included in that number are people who are w/o insurance for a short period of time. Temporarily uninsured.
HA! I’ll take three of those, JAM.
The ruse that is implied is that insurance prevents death, which to my knowledge, isn’t the case.
****
Nothing prevents death. I’m pretty sure of that.
“Nothing prevents death. I’m pretty sure of that.”
Yeah, I read that somewhere also.
“Surprised they didn’t include a word count”
equally surprised they made no mention of such a stallion
you all probably already discussed this….
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/03/fifth-circuit-calls-out-doj-lawyer-is-your-boss-now-claiming-that-courts-dont-have-the-power-to-strike-down-laws/
the part about the 5th circ. humiliating Teh One with this request is priceless…. the problem is he’s too fucking self-absorbed to understand the “slap”…
NiceDeb had this at her place:
http://tinyurl.com/7lggtyx
Gabe says formatting restrictions and deadlines are routine. I can kind of see that now, actually. Makes sense.
It would have been great if everybody would have got all these responses out to Obama’s bullshit like immediately.
Now after having “clarified” what he actually said and sending Carney around pimping the same “clarification” to no end, the shit tons of letters that are bogging my feeds pointing out the failed logic in his original statement, these stories appear outdated.
“Nothing prevents death. I’m pretty sure of that.”
Yeah, I read that somewhere also.
Mare and I “Know Stuff.” We’re wicked smart.
Life is terminal. Deal with it.
Hi Gabe.
Those idiots in Berkeley-on-the-Brazos are doing their level best to drive companies out of Texas:
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/04/dems_to_apple_hire_the_economically_disadvantaged.html
Is there any way to round these people up and put them in a walled city where they can’t do any harm to the rest of the state?
What is wrong with people?
http://tinyurl.com/76ch4cx
What is wrong with people?
Three pages double spaced, due today by 3:00pm.
This collin farrell guy looks like he might could do a max of three pushups and couldn’t climb a rope if his asshole was on fire.
Attention, attention!
Rebecca is now awake.
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled broadcast…..
I don’t like it when men wear rings on their first finger. I thought it meant you were gay or you want to be.
Those idiots in Berkeley-on-the-Brazos are doing their level best to drive companies out of Texas:
Last time I was in Austin it had the Colorado River running through it. But that’s been a while. Last time I visited my daughter at her Baylor University appartment in Waco there was a Brazos river about half a mile away. Or maybe it was the Babtist river and I just misunderstood….
There is a city known as Sodom-On-The-Brazos though. AKA Bryan/College Station.
Everyone keeps saying 30 million people won’t have health care, if Obamacare is overturned.
The thing is, that has ALWAYS been the case (and it’s not health CARE that they don’t have, it’s health INSURANCE – but that doesn’t sound as crucial to the average low-information voter who is operating on FEELINGS).
All you have to have in order to get health CARE is enough money to pay for each individual need.
If you were to tell people how this is really going to work – the average single person will be expected to shell out $5,000/year for an insurance “policy”, and then will have to meet a deductible of $1,000 AND meet a co-pay of 35% – I think that a whole lot more people would say “Thanks, but no thanks”.
I mean, if you only go to the doctor once a year and don’t take any prescription meds, why would you waste that kind of money?
Good looking dog in #4.
Last time I was in Austin it had the Colorado River running through it. But that’s been a while.
Yes, but “Berkeley-on-the-Colorado” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Play along, PG….. 😛
Oh, and HI, GABE AND JEWSTIN!!!!!!
Which site did Roamy get the last 4 guys from?
I figured you fellas might know…. 😛
** pins “Geographic Pedant” medal on chest**
Berkeley at Barton Springs or Cornell on the Colorado both work
This makes my stomach kind of turn:
http://tinyurl.com/cxu32hq
ditto mare
Columbia on the Colorado.
Austin culture is spreading into the surrounding hill country. I took my wife to Fredericksburg for her birthday. We stayed in a quaint little b&b cottage. Had some amazing sex but that’s immaterial to the point I was making. We went out to eat on Saturday night at a main street bar and grill and had to sit at the bar and drink while waiting on a table. Which I hate…..really. Sitting next to me was a hispanic lezbo couple who were all over each other and sitting next to my wife was a white emo boy couple. I felt like a complete outsider there being all hetero and shit. Fredericksburg is less than 10,000 folks, most of them German Catholics, and it appears they’re getting overrun by the LGBT crowd from Austin.
PD, I thought you your wife didn’t do sex?
He must have gotten her drunk, Mare.
Had to be the case.
A pastor wore a hoodie to the Easter prayer breakfast at the White House.
assholes.
Al Sharpton was there too.
D.C. has become a parody of itself.
Life is terminal. Deal with it.
Well, sir, you have obviously forgotten about THIS!
“Health Care Reform: The Fight Against Death.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/06/keith-olbermann-to-delive_n_311125.html
I think Mrs. PG has to get him drunk before she can give him a hummy.
Now I’m outraged, mare.
*starts making glue to dip my paper into
NOTHING better than listening to Keith Olbermann for an hour.
NOTHING better than listening to Keith Olbermann for an hour.
That speech was so moving, so absolutely brilliant, I still remember where I was when I saw it.
Sitting in a hotel room.
Of course, I was also sitting in a hotel room when Sarah Palin spoke at the Rep. Nat. Convention in 2008, in a hotel room when I watched the Palin/Biden debate, in a hotel room when McCain suspended his campaign to go back to DC and address the fiscal crisis, in a hotel room when I learned of Ted Kennedy’s death, in a hotel room when Red Sox won their 1st World Series in over 80 years……
dayum…… I sure used to travel a lot, huh?
Who are we going to make in paper mache effigy?
It occurred to me just now, it’s remarkable that there were no fatalities (that I know of) considering how bad those storms were and where they hit, densely populated areas. Gabe credited early warning and he’s right, but I remember listening to WBAP’s Brad Barton weather guy, and he was predicting in his forecasts on Tuesday that DFW was in for a major storm event, and very likely tornadic activity. He was pretty much spot on, and WBAP has a lot of listeners up there.
it’s remarkable that there were no fatalities (that I know of)
Yeah, I was very happy to hear that, for the most part, everyone came through this safe and sound.
Good morning, traffic jammers.
Yeah I was pretty amazed when i heard on the news there were no fatalities and only 10 injuries all non life threatening. Would have figured it to be much worse than that with all those 18 wheelers flying around and such.
http://i40.tinypic.com/15wkz0m.jpg
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
douche.
This, right now, is Mitt’s best speech ever. on FNC
Burney, count.
Under my budget, all 18 wheelers will be non-flyable. Under Ryan’s budget, they will be equipped with wings to kill Texans.
-Shit Obama Says
MJ
“http://i40.tinypic.com/15wkz0m.jpg”
What the…..
is that a naked pregnant stripper chick in the background of that photo? +1000 points
Cyn, can you mention something that Romney said that is impressing you?
Place here to watch Romney live speaking to Am Society of News Editors Convention.
Not sure how much is left, but he’s HAMMERING obama.
http://www.c-span.org/Events/Romney-Speaks-at-at-News-Editors-Annual-Conference/10737429620/
Unlike Obama, youdont’ havet to wait until after the election to find out what i believe.
is that a naked pregnant stripper chick in the background of that photo? +1000 points
heh. Midget stripper’s name, according to her top, is “L’il Kanye”
Thanks Cyn.
Cut marginal tax rates
Repleal regulations
Unleash domestic energy sources…
He’s rocking
I heard his Wisconsin speech last night was also great.
“can you mention something that Romney said that is impressing you?”
I liked his straight forward non aggressive tone to the whole thing that I watched, most of all I liked his opening, considering his audience, he didn’t hold back much on asking them to start reporting things without such bias.
We really can’t afford to go back to the failed flying 18 wheeler policies of the past.
Cut marginal tax rates
Repleal regulations
Unleash domestic energy sources…
Okay, now we’re talking!
Freedom and Opportunity will be on the ballot.
Fuck yeah!
Words. Just words.
Sorry, it had to be said.
*goes back to being all dead inside*
We share a destiny as Americans.
bunk!
For ten years, 18 wheelers were flying around killing innocent children.
I can’t listen to the speech right now, but how about asking “just how much better are we with the increased spending since 2008?” Going back to that level of spending would solve about half our budget problems, and would you even notice the cuts?
Paul Ryan wants old people to be hit by flying 18 wheelers.
SOS
Governor Romney even called the flying 18 wheelers of death marvelous–which is a word you don’t often hear when it comes to describing killer flying trucks.
*speed dials West to give Andy a few stabby stabs*
HA! Andy has lost all hope.
KNOCK IT OFF, ANDY!
After I used a portable defibrillator, I’m slightly alive inside over this primary.
If “we” beat Obama I’m going to party like it’s 1999.
1999, wasn’t that the year MJ was born?
Cyn?
Like a weekend in TJ,
That it’s cheap but it’s not free. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRc8Kt3z1as
This could be fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEJETbo8gsk
(Yeah, I know it has all sorts of leftie douchebag actors in it, but it looks like a hoot…..)
Heh – I’ll share a bit from a private Facechimp page I’m on- I mentioned that many republicans I know aren’t happy with Romney but will vote for Ham sammich to get Obama out.
[idiot lib friend] So they’ll elect a known liar and flip-flopper? Just fall in line? They’ll get what they deserve i guess.
I figured that didn’t deserve a response, which I said. but my other friend wrote:
Stefanie – Rather than re-elect a drug user / terrorist befriending / liar / unAmerican / foreign leader-bowing / contemptuous / arrogant / teleprompter slave / Constitutionally ignorant racist? Yea, I think I’d take Romney.
H ah ha…
We share a
destinydensity as Americans.Fixed that for low information voters….
For some reason I REALLY like this picture:
http://tinyurl.com/7lshddn
Governor Romney even called the flying 18 wheelers of death marvelous–which is a word you don’t often hear when it comes to describing killer flying trucks.
Yea, I’ve never ever heard that word before. I had to look it up, actually.
BTW, Sean, have I mentioned that you look marvelous? Because you do.
Yeah, I kept waiting to hear that there were fatalities yesterday – because looking at some of the damage, there is no way that anyone could have survived in some of those buildings – but was amazed (and very happy) that so far we haven’t heard of ANY.
There were some close calls – one guy told his wife “It’s time to head for the closet!”, they barely got in before the storms were on top of them, and when they emerged from the closet, the chair where the wife had been sitting had 2X4’s and other debris impaled in it.
You could hear the emotion in the guy’s voice and see it on his face….
Cyn?
*quickly snaps blinds shut and turns off webcam*
Nope, sorry, that is not me.
I don’t care what you say, this guy IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE in America…even more than Obama:
http://tinyurl.com/76gwvn7
1999, wasn’t that the year MJ was born?
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I actually turn 37 in less than a month, but I was in a medically induced coma for a while.
OMG we’re almost the same age, MJ! I’ll be 39 later this year!!
37….That’s a nice age.
I have 3 fairly lib friends, voted for Obama in ’08, that have told me privately they’ll vote for Mittens if nominated, but not Newt or Rick. Anecdotal and a small sample, but telling none the less.
Obama says a lot of dumb crap because he’s, you know, dumb. Ayers on the other hand is an evil puppet master.
From the comments at Mare’s link:
BTW, Sean, have I mentioned that you look marvelous? Because you do.
Aw, thanks, Cari n. A lot of people told me that this spray tan would make me look like a douchebag, but I guess I proved them wrong!
Saw that brad. Ayers comment was stupid on several levels. This pissed me off:
I mean, why is it that everything military has got to be good and everything that has to do with actual work, real work, not jobs, real work for people, that stuff gets discouraged and marginalized.”
I’ve had people tell me that, too, chief. I’m waiting on their excuse to not vote for Romney, now.
There will not be a turnout like 2008 for the Dems, though. They are going to have to get those votes somewhere.
Isn’t it just precious that Obama finds real religion (not the hate mongering in Wright’s church) right around Easter? He’s even quoting the Bible and “thinks of Christ” when he runs into hard times.
WHAT A FREAKING PHONEY!
I believe Obamacare will be upheld 12-2.
-Shit Biden Says
I know just the headline for that Chief.
Of Liberals Sampled 100% Will Vote for Romney
Thankfully, those 18-wheelers that went airborne yesterday were all sitting empty in a big lot.
When I first saw the raw video, I thought they had been sucked off of the Interstate…..
All of the news reporters were telling people “THIS is why you don’t stay in your car when you are in a tornado….”
Of the 8 dead people I know, all are going to vote for Obama.
He’s just being consistent. After all, who wrote that line for TOTUS?
Count – Actually, no. Two of my lib pals will vote for Teh iWon again, as every problem in this country is a direct result of the Bush/Cheney cabal and only Obama saved us from total collapse. . . Don’t you know anything?!
Bush lied people died!!!
I don’t know what the heck is wrong with me. Usta remember to check in on Wednesdays. I must be working too hard or something. 😀
Number the last one is my favorite today.
Count – It always amazes me how deep and virulent BDS runs in some people. I think Obama is a socialist who was indoctrinated early, has little intellect beyond his ability to read a teleprompter, runs a corrupt Chicago-style political machine and no understanding of traditional American values. But, I don’t think he summons up tornadoes and hurricanes, belongs to a secret society that “really” runs the world or believes in killing and maiming people for profit.
I like this kid:
http://tinyurl.com/76d2xty
Can’t that douche Rosetta do anything right?
http://tinyurl.com/7ljess5
Chief, you aren’t crazy. They are certifiable.
I like this kid:
http://tinyurl.com/76d2xty
HAHAHAHA! So very perfect!
Obama, dumb ass football player….Obamacare, football:
http://tinyurl.com/6ony2x2
or believes in killing and maiming people for profit.
Well, this is why people think you’re crazy.
Chief that pretty much sums it up for me as well
Wiser – Not really. It’s because I watch “Faux News”, listen to Limbaugh and have been brainwashed by “corporate Amerikka”.
Well, this is why people think you’re crazy.
No, it’s not.
That’s a pretty good summary, Chief.
faux news
love this:
6 more chickens. Buff Orpingtons.
I thought you all should know.
Buff Orpingtons.
He sounds rich. And annoying.
Jimmy Simpson @informedblackmn
Obama said under Ryan’s budget plan, “hundreds of national parks will close.” There are 58 national parks.
gov.com here I come .. this one will be fuckbook friendly if verified.
Obama is what happens when you elect someone whose finest hour was befriending a domestic terrorist, talking with other wasted ivy league domestic terrorists about how they would run reeducation camps and final solutions, if they had the chance.
Fixt.
Obama said under Ryan’s budget plan, “hundreds of national parks will close.” There are 58 national parks.
Did you forget states 51-57? Just sayin.
Brown vs Board of Education is listed under National Parks by the US Nat. Pk. Svc.
*ignores J’ames.
They’re very fluffy buff-colored birds. Good layers. Mild mannered. I put them in with my 10 day old- bantams, and at 2 days they’re BIGGER.
bantams are miniature chickens.
Obama said under Ryan’s budget plan, “hundreds of national parks will close.” There are 58 national parks.
Did you forget states 51-57? Just sayin.
that speech he gave yesterday? He really earned that SCOAMF title with that one.
The United States has 58 protected areas known as national parks, which are operated by the National Park Service, an agency of the Department of the Interior. per wiki
stunning ignorance on my part not having any idea how many we had.
hundreds of national parks will close
Add it as item 3,564,124 on the list “what if Bush had said it?”
stunning ignorance on my part not having any idea how many we had.
Hey, I had no idea, either! But then I’m stunningly ignorant, so you probably don’t want to use me as an example.
If you were going to make a speech you would probably look it up tho, J’Ames.
Nevertheless, couple months old, but I don’t know if we can get outside of the margin of fraud in Nov.:
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/02/03/Mass-Voter-Fraud-Discovered-In-Florida
Have the chicken people here found this site yet?
http://greenfirefarms.com/
$400 chickens
but this one made me laugh
OMG, Vman.
*chicken lust*
Marans have DARK chocolate eggs.
But they’re low producers.
Marans have DARK chocolate eggs.
But do they come foil wrapped?
Spatchcock
Facts are for the little people.
A pair of chocolate orpingtons are selling for $399 Carin how much did you pay for yours?
I am guessing $1.99
The United States has 58 protected areas known as national parks, which are operated by the National Park Service, an agency of the Department of the Interior….
Well, duh.
One for each state plus one for the District of Columbia.
No, I paid about $2.50 a piece. but they weren’t chocolate. They sure are cute though.
So…chicken chicks…a ok.
eagle chicks….Get the hell out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKtwlHV1-O8&feature=related
eagle chicks….Get the hell out.
Can you EAT eagle eggs?
Talk about fucking the chicken.
Hmm, you can eat ostrich eggs, so why not eagle eggs?
Yes, but the actual collection is hazardous.
Can you EAT eagle eggs?
Yes. My people call them “maize.”
good work tgsg I facechimped the shit out of that
Chicken is one of the only foods that is tasty before or after birth.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1908442,00.html
Ok, G Mohawk, that link wasn’t what I was expecting.
So, Palin beat Couric in ratings. Now what?
So, Palin beat Couric in ratings. Now what?
Either the libs will try to hide the fact, or they will attribute it to Star Jones’ magnetism.
*throws up a little*
Now, nothing. Enjoy the fact that fewer people like Couric.
So, Palin beat Couric in ratings. Now what?
THUNDERDOME.
Yes. My people call them “maize.”
HA!
The temperature at the Earth’s core is millions of degrees.
-A. Gore in Amazingly Stupid Shit Liberals Say, Vol. IX
THUNDERDOME.
As long as Palin plays Tina Turner, not Couric.
As long as Palin plays Tina Turner, not Couric.
Doesn’t Couric play the mentally-challenged redshirt?
MARE! Don’t click on the link!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln8-Y-fIbqM
cool and yikes all at the same time:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/world-longest-highest-tunnel-to-tunnel-suspension-bridge-built-china-article-1.1055482
So, I was chatting with beasnette, and she says, ‘you know how you always ask me about boys’……..Actually I give her trouble because I think she is too skeered to talk to one.
She tells me ‘I have a boyfriend, yo’.
aaaak.
what do we know about him, beasn?
I’m all nonchalant and shit so I don’t scare her into clamming up.
And ask her 20 questions. Is he nice, cute, what’s his major, where does he live, how long have you known him, how long have you been an item.
Then say, have fun, be friends, act the lady he should treat you as….
I’ll glean more info when she gets home this weekend.
nah….
She says they have talked for awhile and he asked her out last week. He might be the one who said she was cute on her wall.
*scratches chin hair*
Oh and he’s taller than her.
*runs off to look up kid’s name on her friend list*
Stalking. It’s what mommas do.
‘I have a boyfriend, yo’.
Possible responses:
“DAAAAAAAAAMN, SON!”
“Word up?”
“Fo shizzle.”
…than she.
*grabs hotspur’s nose*
Okay, if that is the kid,
– he’s not hideous
– awful lot of pictures of him with a former girlfriend? Could be an issue.
– may be on the goofy side, which could be a plus. She likes goofy.
I used to ask “how does he treat his mom?”
They’d ask why and I’d tell em “it gives you (and me) some insight into how he’ll treat you”
Does he have sisters? This is important.
*whimpers in silence about her girls ever dating*
Don’t sing me no more of your obscure tunes
Bet your ma don’t think you’re so glamorous. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3zXXKqn1Qc
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/04/matt-lauer-finally-has-his-revenge-on-katie-couric/
Ask her what he thinks of the designated hitter rule in baseball and the tuck rule (SYWM) in football. 🙂
Mom and sisters. Those are questions to ask in person. Plus, it’s a new ‘relationship’, those are things she will have to find out, if it becomes ‘something more’.
She is quite the innocent. Hopefully she will remember and apply all those things we tried to instill in her.
Hopefully, he is a gentleman and I won’t have to hunt him down and kill him.
Don’t sing me no more of your obscure tunes
And the winner for “Least Self-Aware Lyrical Reference” is…
Sean – You are unfamiliar with Vinegar Joe? Robert Palmer? Elkie Brooks?
this is cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d31fRb7JDGs&feature=player_embedded
one for MCPO he has probably seen already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCT3j8OqlhI&feature=player_embedded
…than she.
… than she is
is actually the correct formal proper comparison, since you want to be a pedantic puke. Without the “is”, the speaker is switching to informal context, and object pronouns (such as “her”) would be acceptable.
I am familiar with the late Robert Palmer, Chief. The rest, not so much. And I can honestly say that I’ve never heard that song before.
One date does not a boyfriend make….but a big deal to an unsure gawky feeling goofy girl kid.
SeanM – Top 5 hit in the UK the year it was released. Since I was in Spain, that’s where we got most of our music. Heck, that particular tune was in the jukebox at the enlisted club!
but a big deal to an unsure gawky feeling goofy girl kid
Or xbradtc (BIRM).
and I won’t have to hunt him down and kill him.
You know you can always get a few volunteers to help here, if needed.
act the lady he should treat you as
Amazing how that can set the tone of a relationship…
http://www.thedogfiles.com/2010/08/15/stunning-dog-photography-3/
OJ Simpson, is not only a murderer, but a true dumbass.
http://tinyurl.com/crclytk
If you happen to get sent to prison, wouldn’t you set up your finances in some sort of trust…..instead of trusting it to a family member known for being irresponsible?
Amazing how that can set the tone of a relationship…
Indeed. Too many young ladies do not know the power they possess to be used for good. Or have self respect.
lauraw (and any other dog lovers):
If you get a chance, rent the movie “Hachi: A dog’s tale”. We saw it two weeks ago. Have the tissues in abundant supply, though.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028532/
*tiny little lump in throat*
Grrrrrrrr………
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/04/01/michelle-obama-to-kids-convince-your-great-grandparents-to-vote-for-us/
Vman’s puppeh photos could be on that page.
Without the “is”, the speaker is switching to informal context, and object pronouns (such as “her”) would be acceptable.
Maybe in some backwater New England shithole.
Hotspur – That’s wicked mean! 😀
Maybe in some backwater New England shithole.
Like Cambridge?
Like Cambridge?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEm0t5Wc11U
Grrrrrrrr………
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/04/01/michelle-obama-to-kids-convince-your-great-grandparents-to-vote-for-us/
Wow.
Cucking Funt
I got a little lump with that one too Laura
I got a lump for ya, IYKWIMAITYD!
The temperature at the Earth’s core is millions of degrees.
-A. Gore in Amazingly Stupid Shit Liberals Say, Vol. IX
He didn’t really say that did he?
Oh my, Chief, how YOU doin’!
How tall is your daughter, Beansnssns?
You rural hicks obviously have no idea of the cultural divide between southie and Arlington/Cambridge (other side of the river? Puh-lease).
🙂
I live 40+ miles outside “the city” – I detest all them city dwellers.
Grrrrrrrr………
Seems like the nazis did the same thing.
For Mare:
http://tinyurl.com/ycasjqc
Cyn – I’m finer than frog hair split two ways!
AD – Give it up. Nobody respects The People’s Democratic Republik of Massholes.
Oh c’mon, the nazis were just a social group
Jackass! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9SOx9jtpqA&feature=youtu.be
Without a doubt, MCPO. Mwah!
Racist!
Thanks, Hotspur, it’s confirmed, Gore is an idiot.
Scott – yes!
Where did you find that?
I’m actually gonna dump that one in Facechimpdouche.
Somebody put it on the twitter.
Scott, that video tells me Obama’s handlers know he can’t take more than a couple of new ideas at a time. They give him the same familiar lines because it’s easy for them and for him. I think THEY know IYKWIM.
Pathetic do nothing.
It’s just like the “punch above their weight” and the “close and important allies” deal.
They KNOW he can’t handle it.
Neither do I, Chief. I just live here.
Although west of Springfield MA is very pretty country….
What struck me about that video, is that his cadence didn’t change, and he stumbled over the same phrases each time.
#SCOAMF
and he stumbled over the same phrases each time.
I noticed that too.
Hey guys, I stumbled over that part. Next time you feed it to me, please rewrite it to make it easier.
It was oddly eerie. The one phrase I’m thinking of, about downs and autism, was not poorly constructed, and yet he fuxxored it both times. Stuttering as a “tell”.
Irony Alert!
/capt. obvious
How tall is your daughter, Beansnssns?
5’7″
I can’t wait to hear more about her boyfriend, Beasnsnsns.
Hooray for beasnette!
HA! Read the comments at Scott’s link, President Ron Burgundy!
Thanks, Scott. I hope that you and H2 have retwitched that video.
I can’t wait to hear more about her boyfriend, Beasnsnsns.
Not quite sure to call him the ‘boyfriend’ yet, at least not in her daddy’s mind. Heh.
He better not be a dick.
Read the comments at Scott’s link
No! You’re not my real mom and you can’t make me!!!
Cyn, did anyone send you a baby picture yet? Besides Floyd and Henry.
Yes, Beasn, I have several in my in box. I thought I wait for a few more and then throw up the new page in the Tabs. Feel free to send yours any time.
Beasn, I sent a kid picture to Cyn.
You can use this one for me, Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/chtzlcd
Well then, what is your email? I came across a picture in an old file.
Here are four good reasons not to buy a two seater.
NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/86yu9y3
I came across a picture in an old file.
Must be a really OLD file.
* runs away and hides behind hotspur
Evening.
Supper tonight will be pork chops, seared and baked in sauerkraut and beer sauce.
Beasn, et. al., send BABY PICS (or up to age 5) to me at
c.in.az
At symbol
Cox
Dot
Net
Hotspur, looks more like eight.
Here are four good reasons not to buy a two seater.
That would be two good reason, because you’d already have room for two.
I sent one.
HaHa! I thought the same thing, Roamy.
Math really isn’t that hard.
* runs away and hides behind hotspur
*flings rubber fist at AD when he doubles over gasping for air after 5 steps*
WE HAVE IMPACT!
I sent one.
I’d only have room for one, but I understand the point.
*moves lips while trying to decipher cyn’s email*
incoming if I didn’t screw it up…
I have room for all of them and their luggage.
Provided they don’t mind riding in the back.
Email got, Beasns
Two. You can have one sit in your lap.
Phew – this rubber fist stinks. You lent it to Rosetta, didn’t you?
Picking up girls by the side of the road reminds me of Mike Jittlov and his stop-motion film “The Wizard of Speed and Time.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLhLn9hVkE
YAY!
There are very few baby/kid pictures of a beasn. Middle kids of large families are usually forgotten about or they learn to lay low enough to produce such amnesia. A coping and self preservation strategy.
Phew – this rubber fist stinks.
It’s made the rounds.
“He better not be a dick.”
HA!
Later, window lickers, hostagettes, and hotspur.
My baby pictures are all in Wyoming. I’ll have to remember to look next time I’m there.
Wiserbud started a new website.
http://tinyurl.com/65fef9
Glad I’m not lumped in with the window lickers.
I changed the font size on my mac and via safari, how do I change it for this POS site?
This site and a couple of my other favorites won’t go BIG!
Middle kids of large families are usually forgotten about or they learn to lay low enough to produce such amnesia.
Youngest ones, too.
There was one baby book for my oldest brother, the rest of us were notes in the margins. Mom misspelled my middle name in it.
I sent in a pic when I was about 10 or so.
Mom misspelled my middle name in it.
Hahahahahaha
You were adopted.
Is the grammar session at the H2 over for the day?
Because I can come back later.
Mare, have you tried changing your display resolution?
Roamy, in our family the two youngest have the most pictures. The first four were born within 5 years of each other.
The fifth one, was 8 years after me. The last one, nearly 21 years after me.
This site and a couple of my other favorites won’t go BIG!
Go big or go home!
I would send my baby pic, but it’s the internet equivalent of dividing by zero.
I don’t know what that means, Aggie, but I’m certain there is a wine for that.
I’m certain there is, Cyn.
And you can bet your last stripe I’ll be looking for it come Sunday 😀
Sunday?
Easter, when Lent is OVER!!!!
Hey, thanks Hotspur. If you and I weren’t happily married I’d kiss your face!
No can do a pic. I tried – got out my one photo album of my childhood. The pictures are STUCK in there. If I try to remove any, I may destroy the picture.
I’m gonna getcha, getcha, getcha. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFerLNdpwO4
Ahh, Opening Day. Such a fine day, too.
I have a place where dreams are born
And time is never planned
It’s not on any chart
You must find it with your heart
Never Never Land. . .
Car in, just take a picture of it.
I’m sure you’re all just as excited as I am about the series finale tonight of One Tree Hill.
Aggie, Lent ends tomorrow night.
xBrad – Sorry, but my GAF meter didn’t even jiggle.
I always considered it cheating if I gave in before Easter Sunday.
Yeah, me too, Mare. But Cafeteria Catholics don’t.
I may overload on snack food on Sunday. I’m in agreement with Mare and HS.
I will play golf tomorrow. I know this statement will shock some of you, but I’ve really made my mind up on this and you can’t talk me out of it!
Car in, just take a picture of it.
Excellent suggestion, Leon.
Take a picture of what? Her ass?
Well, that too, but I meant her kid pic.
Cyn, may take awhile to get a baby pic together. I think they are all at my mom’s.
I found 3 baby pics one of them is professional and all are black and white
Vman – The world wasn’t in color until we were 14!
I remember getting a color television MCPO you are right
Vman – Yup, we got a big Motorola color console in ’67. My pal from down the street would come over to watch Star Trek in color.
Know what is worse than dog puke in a recliner?
Me neither.
Scott, is the doggie ok?
Oh, dog puke on your pillow because Ginger couldn’t make it out of bed in time.
We didn’t get color until the 70’s. Mom was convinced they were radioactive or something.
Know what is worse than dog puke in a recliner?
This is why I’m done with house pets after these pass.
He is fine Oso.
Leave the gun. . . Take the cannoli.
Dogs can be worth it Leon, they are good security guards and smoke detectors.
Good to hear, Scott. My dogs both have digestive issues and the puking was a regular thing until we finally got them on a food that worked. The $40 a 20# bag food that worked. FML
Off to church. No spoilers on the OTH finale, please (I already know the dog dies at the end).
That’s why you get mutts. They’re serve handily as garbage disposals, mop the floor, and rarely barf.
On this date in 1969, Anita and I got married.
She is a VERY tolerant human being, Thank the good lord.
Jew, I am committed to rescues here on out. There are so many out there that need forever homes.
ChrisPy – Happy Anniversary! I hope you and the lovely Anita enjoyed your special day.
Congrats Chris & Anita
Happy Anniversary Chrispy and Anita!
Well done, Chrispy and Anita.
Happy Anniversary! Congratulations, Chrisp & Anita!
Hola.
and shit.
Howdy, PG.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CHRISP AND ANITAP!!!!
Aggie, Lent ends tomorrow night.
Yeah, I know, but I am also driving down to fetch my folks on Friday, which means I can’t partake the night before, and plus, I feel weird drinking in front of my parents, so I have to wait until Sunday night when I’m back home and can
guzzle down a few bottleshave a margarita.Here’s an example of the kind of stupid shit that goes on around here: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/school-changes-words-to-god-bless-the-usa-20120404
Hi PG
How’s things in the oil patch?
Haha Aggie!
Happy anniversary, ChrisP and Anita.
You’ve been married since I was 6 months old.
I know, Osita…I’m a 45 year old wuss that can’t drink in front of her folks 😀
Heh heh heh
http://tinyurl.com/7myfuon
Scalia is trying to turn Kagan
Andy,
Would you believe that we married at twelve?
I thought not…
Nice: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/04/don-cheadle-slams-nbc-for-misleading-edit-of-zimmerman-911-tape/
Happy Anniversary, ChrisP!
Drudge says we have wrecked 2 reapers in the Seychelles in 4 months.
I hope our reaper pilots and support crews are benefiting by living there.
Beats the hell out of living in Mogadishu
Hey, Well Done, ChrisP!!!
And Anita of course!
Aggie, my grandmother would never smoke or drink in front of her brothers. She was 96 when her last sibling died. I still get in trouble for drinking with my Tios. Cultural thing. LOL
Nice find, Andy.
Must be, Osita!!
Tios
wait I was thinking of Titos
my bad
Carry on.
Hi, Vmax! I wish it was Titos!
Congrats, chrisP. Pinch her tush, and tell her I said “well done.”
40mm Bofors on Sons of Guns
Sweet!
You know, I do like Tito’s for mixing, but Dripping Springs is smoother.
/random electrons
Googles dripping springs
BRB
Here’s a picture for Wiser (nobody else click).
It’s pork chop in sauerkraut and beer sauce, fried taters, and asparagus in garlic butter.
Jew, looks yummy.
Looks up to snuff, Jewstin 😉
Wiser’s at the record store.
Bofors was a 2# er.
Happy Anni, Chrispy & Anita, and many happy more!
Oops. I should probably have cleaned the counter off.
Wait. . . I said DON’T click.
250 rounds per min of cannon. OK that is swivel gun but 250 kicks ass
BTW – If you didn’t read Tushar’s comment on this post, you missed a good laugh. . .
http://tinyurl.com/79d755c
Does the Copenhagen add flavor, jewstin?
I was wondering if Jewstin would get my hint 😀
Found a new blog about football. Looks kinda cool.
http://historiansfootball.wordpress.com/
That copenhagen can in Jewstin’s picture reminds me I will be 3 months in to quitting the chewy tobaccy on Sat. I guess I was ready to quit, it was the easiest ever.
The first MLB game I am at might be a challenge, but I think I got it whipped, just doesn’t sound good anymore.
I never tried it.
Smart man HS. Not starting is the wisest decision.
Good job Mohawk. I hope I reach that point, but I still love my vices.
I switch between chewing tobacco and cigarettes. I’m certain I’ve taken pictures featuring a box of Camel filters.
I did get kind of addicted to cigars for about 8 years, but I never inhaled.
Hotspur,
Done! I told her it was you, she laughed!
Coincidentally, she was askin’ me to come ‘feel her butt’, as she has been hitting the gym pretty hard.
I told her I was fixin’ to do just that!?!
She’s really toughing up! Threatened her with MMM!
Not Gonna Happen…
I chewed Redman plug tobacco until they outlawed chew spit on the flightdeck. Then I switched to snuff.
That can always seemed like a buddy to me. I am kinda embarrassed to admit, I really didn’t quit for my health, I started getting more and more pissed at the taxes on my small little enjoyment of life. Finally just decided not to give those bastards any more money.
Happy anniversary, Chris and Anita!
Haha about Tushar. Stays off tobacco soap box because I love y’all. I guess if I really loved y’all I’d get on soap box. I know that Hostages are smart so I stay off soap box and just love y’all. 20$
Awrighty. ChrspY doesn’t get out much.
He appears to be trapped in a Hostage situation while I am trapped elsewhere.
Eventually he may see this.
‘www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4rKnXM6GX4
I hope I didn’t embed that.
wow Bofors kicks butt
So does Jim Treacher lurk here? Is that why he put up the monkey washing cat video? (should have put up Cuffy’s dog milking the goat video.)
Evenin all.
We had a deaf customer come in to the copy center today. This is how I know that my sign language is shit.
Revvy, have you been using Scott’s ASL?
Howdy all!
Slow, boring night at school
Dare I ask, Oso?
Hi Revvy
PeeeeeeJ!
Scott was linking ASL youtube for the day. They were all hostage friendly.
Anita!!! Happy Anniversary!
Attention Party People!
We have a New Tab to defile! “Our Yoot”
If you would like a baby pic (or up to age 5) added, please email it to me at c.in.az AT cox DOT net. YaY!!
Hiya Vmax and PJM 🙂
Oso – Ah. No, I didn’t catch those, I just took a class in college. My school had a 15-20% deaf population.
Revvy, I just had a deaf Uncle. My ASL sucks. I just write everything on a notebook.
Thanks Master Chief.
It’s a long row to hoe. T’aint always easy.
But so far… (TTL)… we gotter done.
Not lookin forward to 2morrow. I-9 + W4 = actual job.
Sh*t. I gots me crops to plant.
Peej!!!!
Howdy Anita and continued best wishes!
Happy Anniv ChrisP.
Nice tab, Cyn. That first one is clearly Dave.
Hostage sign lesson (NSFW with the sound on)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzU1loDRTyY
I’m okay until like… I actually have to hold a normal conversation. Then it’s like ‘DERP, how I make words wif hands!?’
BTW, ASL terps get about $30/hour or better in the state of WaRshington. Just sayin’ since I’m lookin’ at their data.
Hahahahahaha, good yoot pics. I like the blondie in the bathing suit.
if you highlight the areas between the equals signs, it will reveal the name of the hostage
Thanks, Roamy! Revvy, check out Roamy’s link.
NIce link Roamy! Putting on my CFMs right now!!
Looks like PJ had to start paying attention after all!
Heh, good job, Cyn. I figured out most of who was who when I realized you had them in alphabetical order, but I wasn’t sure about Blondie.
sad sad sad the last ever One Tree Hill episode aired tonight
Sohita, I think you and brad are the OTH peeps. I’ll be sad for you but no spoilers, K?
XD nice.
In related news, if a deaf person ever tries to introduce you to ASL by teaching you how to say ‘I’m hungry for pizza’ – be VERY skeptical.
In unrelated news, my former roommate linked to something on FB so ludicrous I think I had an aneurysm. I won’t link to it, because I don’t want to sully the blog with a link to Michael Moore’s website.
new
long overduepoat!