Good morning, and welcome to the last BBF. The BBF that causes the blog to crumple and fold in on itself and warp spacetime. You are approaching the event horizon. I’ll let you know when it’s too late to turn back.
I like to call this part of the post, “The Dramatic Foreshadowing Part.”
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November 11th is a great day indeed.
On this day in 1620, the Pilgrims signed the Mayflower Compact, which laid the foundation for generations of Americans annoying shits to claim lineal descent from a signatory. Which is apparently a magnificent feat of passive inheritance that everybody else is supposed to whip out a goddamn silver-plated trophy for, every time it is mentioned.
On November 11th, 1634 the Irish House of Commons passed An Act for the Punishment for the Vice of Buggery.
In China, today is Singles’ Day. Singles Day.
Today is also Veteran’s Day, or Armistice Day. I hope you all observed your two minutes of silence at the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month this morning. Kind of hard to believe that in a few years, a century will have elapsed since the end of WWI.
Many of us have known people who fought in that war. In the unlikely event that any of us attain great age, this fact will be regarded by youngsters with wonder, just as we once regarded Civil War widows.
…IF those future youngsters knew or gave a crap about history or anything other than being entitled, pissy little cockbites, which is unlikely. I’m having fun getting old already! WHEEEEE!!!
On this date in 2004, this guy died (many years too late for our liking) but fortunately was promptly spatchcocked in Hell, where he sizzles and pops to this day. YAAAYYYYY!
Birthdays: Demi Moore, Leonardo Dicaprio, Magda Goebbels, Daniel Ortega, Hank Garland, Reina Tanaka.
Our BBF model used to date Wiserbud. Their relationship ended abruptly when he awoke one evening to find her spreading mayonnaise on his last cat, the other two having mysteriously disappeared days earlier.
Let us bang things together and howl in pain for Anorei Collins!
This one is Not Safe. For anything, whatsoever.
OK. Now. Now is too late.
Hey Hostages; how do you like me now?
OK, can’t leave you on such a bad note.
I like this song, and bands that look like they’re having fun. Perhaps you will also enjoy.
If you have any questions or concerns regarding this BBF post, please do not hesitate to arrange a personal consultation with an H2 customer service representative.
Have a great Friday and a great weekend!
UPDATE: [wiserbud]
I think we all owe a huge round of applause and a hearty “thank you” to lauraw for reminding us all what BBF USED to be like, back when the originator of the concept used to have sole control over the content over the BBF posts.
However, I must point out that she was remiss in giving us today’s lovely lass’ full background.
How many of you knew that today’s BBF had a career as a legitimate actress?
IMPORTANT UPDATE by Hotspur
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Don’t forget to scroll over the pics.
I can’t wait until Rich gets here .
HAHAHAAHAHA
Laura, you are a bad, bad, girl.
* makes laura extra large cupcakes*
It’s obvious that Scott has no control over his woman.
Boobs!!! and stuff….
Lots of boobs, and lots of…stuff.
OMG, who let her into that kitchen?
Car in, are you appreciating your lack of mammary overload?
OMG, who let her into that kitchen?
Gives new meaning to “poached”, doesn’t it?
I guess I now know what it means to be violated.
Thanks.
Or something.
I can’t believe how much dick this post sucks.
hah, nice work, lauraw.
oh my….. gaaakkkk
I can’t believe how much dick this post sucks.
I know what you mean. When I opened the page, I heard the Argentine Lake Duck saying “That’s right, baby! Take it all! All of it, yeah!”
Comment by Rosetta on November 11, 2011 12:07 pm
I can’t believe how much dick this post sucks.
Seal of approval from assfaces everywhere!
dumb dumb biden was just introduced as Dr. Joe Biden……
wow is that a fucking disturbing stretch to prop up that fucking moron..
“a master of the art of metaphor”
HAHAHAAH….barf
Resist we much, we must, and we will much, about that, be committed.
Oh, shut it, rosetta, you know you like ‘them’. She does have a cute face.
if you want to gag at something worse than this poat, check out this steaming pile of shit:
http://obamaachievements.org/list
HAHAHAHAHA….first comment on the article over at Breitbart, about the pictures of Michael Moore’s vacation home.
….”What a shame to have such a lovely home and not be able to fit through the door. “………..
Good thing Rosie probably doesn’t know how to take away Lauraw’s admin status.
Everyone should be forced to watch this every morning so they can laugh and laugh and laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqQe4KOrvsM
The world would be a happier place with fewer Joe Biden rapes.
if you want to gag at something worse than this poat, check out this steaming pile of shit:
http://obamaachievements.org/list
Someone should make a toilet paper version of that website.
if you want to gag at something worse than this poat,
I noticed no comment page.
Al Sharpton is obviously a crack addict.
ahahahahahahaha…..wth is he sayng?
Hey rosetta, today is Friday, which means ‘weekend’, which means get yer butt posting pictures of your small hippy.
Shut your mouth, beasn.
http://tinyurl.com/cljskl7
Sharpton is an ass crack.
Sharpton and the English language:
http://tinyurl.com/ccagg5p
Shut your mouth, beasn.
Whose going to make me?
http://tinyurl.com/7t3x8op
Who’s
Hey, Rosetta, how about I kick you in the ass, hard, then we strap Henry to the top of the car and get some Jaeger?
I wonder how many veterans Joe Biden will rape today.
*pushes head of Obama’s jobs bill towards my crotch*
off to lunch with pup… pics to follow.
the other poat is virus free!
remember, Ghee, no means no.
Hey, Rosetta, how about I kick you in the ass, hard, then we strap Henry to the top of the car and get some Jaeger?
Like you can lift your fat leg stumps.
http://tinyurl.com/7t8bn5d
Any article that includes this sentence is not a good article:
“The stump now weighs 42 pounds and is nearly 40 inches in circumference, she said.”
Mare, how was your dinner last night?
What’s the stupidest thing you did?
http://tinyurl.com/7t8bn5d
You’re going to hell.
*pushes head of Obama’s jobs bill towards my crotch*
hahahahaha…maybe not.
Who gives a flying fuck who hosts the Oscars?
Why is that news?
Fucking idiot culture.
*pushes head of culture towards my crotch*
It was very nice, Rosetta. However, the guy who we’ve met before and is just great, well, his wife was just okay and I tried to be discreet and have my husband sit next to her but I’m not sure if she could tell I was avoiding eye contact.
MOM, ROSIE WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH HIS CROTCH!!
MOM, ROSIE WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH HIS CROTCH!!
Its OK, dear. He won’t find anything.
She wouldn’t shut her pie hole and she was artsy.
BOOOOOOOOO
Just be funny and I’m cool.
Now for the guys enjoyment, she was wearing (she was petite and could really pull it off) a short black and grey herringbone skirt, black boots to the thigh and a fitted black shirt with a demure cut out on the neck line.
One of my face people “friends” posted about the Oscars, and I almost commented “who the fuck cares”?
Honestly. The lady is a bit … off. She wrote earlier today that she wanted to attend “Burning Man” … and keeps posting shit about the OWS stuff.
Am I the only one who actually had to go to work today?
Work is for fags.
Hahahahaha. Rush is playing that Ted Kennedy unintelligible speech loop.
HA! That makes me cry every time.
BiW, yes.
Yesterday and today were my days off for this week. Tomorrow is my day off for next week.
This type of scheduling rarely happens, imma gonna enjoy it.
I probably should hit the stores today and do some Christmas shopping.
The son will be easy because we can just give him some car maintenance.
The daughter still likes opening gifts.
Get me something nice this year, beasn.
Work?
What’s work?
Out of a 40 minute speech Obama was saying, “ahhh, oohhh, aaahhhh” for over 7 minutes. Rush actually had one of his guys put it together and timed it.
10% of pure stupid gibberish.
Someone please confiscate Laura’s keys.
Mare, I dunno what BiW is talking about.
bonbon?
Someone please confiscate Laura’s keys.
You guys should have know. This was like a slow motion train wreck.
You really thought she was going to throw you guys a bone, didn’t you?
CAR IN!!!!
*wipes remaining spaghetti out of nostrils*
>>Someone please confiscate Laura’s keys.
No! The one with boobage in frying pans was good!
**Looks around shiftily at everyone giving me weird looks.
Get me something nice this year, beasn.
What would you like? Another puppy? Larger size of Depends? The BBF model wrapped in a pretty bow?
wiserbride and i are getting together with teh Ws on Sunday.
I asked if they needed me to bring my chainsaw.
After seeing this… abomination, I’m bringing my chainsaw whether they ask me to or not.
…pics to follow.
The one with boobage in frying pans was good!
I smell bacon. That or I’m having a stroke.
what?
*looks innocent.
I didn’t do nuthin
Rosetta, I got you a little something to wear to the wedding:
http://tinyurl.com/79u2dw3
I do find it interesting, however, that Rich has yet to make his weekly appearance, but Rosetta, who has been unforgivably absent for a few weeks, suddenly arrives when a massive, unattractive woman with disgustingly large bewbs, is posted.
Not saying I see a correlation here, but yeah.. I see a correlation here…
Maybe we should have posted a picture of PJM sooner, since we now know the perfect Rosetta-bait.
bonbon?
Yes, and I’m taking a nap later!
The one with boobage in frying pans was good!
Considering the fat content there, I guarantee they won’t stick.
I didn’t do nuthin
Oh yes you did. Trying to gross my kids out……
I got popcorn. There is hope for pig.
I don’t know wiser…the girl is cute. It’s her boobs that are unattractive. And the hair, she should do something with her hair.
I don’t know wiser…the girl is cute.
uh huh….. All she needs is a little make-up….
http://tinyurl.com/cd4j4ln
Oh yes you did. Trying to gross my kids out……
****
They’re old enough. It’s about time they found out what nasty stuff you two do behind that bedroom door.
OMG, the resemblance is uncanny.
OMG, the resemblance is uncanny.
They could be sisters, huh?
*chokes again on lunch*
I have fulfilled my purpose.
They could be sisters, huh?
Did anyone watch ‘Big Bang Theory’ last night? Leonard and Penny were insulting each other with ‘truths’ and Penny made a crack about how Leonard’s pron stash was animated. HA!
Sheldon is a mess. I like him.
I can’t believe how dead it is out there. I went out for a walk around the block, and traffic is about 1/10th of normal.
WTF? I guess everyone actually took it off because its on Friday this year?
It was just a matter of time.
http://minx.cc/?post=323631
By the way, I would just like to point out that I predicted this weeks ago:
http://tinyurl.com/chrjegn
Boobs In Frying Pans
Sounds like a good title for Rosetta’s upcoming feature film.
Did anyone watch ‘Big Bang Theory’ last night? Leonard and Penny were insulting each other with ‘truths’ and Penny made a crack about how Leonard’s pron stash was animated. HA!
I didn’t watch it last night, but I have started watching it in repeats on TBS. That show is hilarious.
It’s also funny that, while Penny is cute, they really ttry to play her up as this smoking hawt blonde.
eh. she’s aight.
“Pretty much everything here is a good way to get sick,” said Salvatore Cipolla, 23, from Long Island. “It’ll definitely thin the herd.
The herd could definitely use thinning.
Maybe we should have posted a picture of PJM sooner, since we now know the perfect Rosetta-bait.
I wonder what advice dog has to say about that.
http://tinyurl.com/7eso3wk
I don’t mind that the Owwies are offing themselves, but I don’t understand how this isn’t a public health threat, especially with the existence of drug resistant TB, and the various antibiotic resistent strains for VD.
We used to turn away would-be immigrants because we didn’t want this shit among us.
Losers can’t even have the courtesy to be coming down with stuff that can kill quickly to cut down the possiblility of infection in others.
I blame Mare.
*shakes fist at skye*
I wonder what advice dog has to say about that.
Do you ever plan to call me?
Do you ever plan to call me?
Do I owe you a call??
What does a Wisercall cound like?
A striking match?
A Zippo lighter being struck?
Do I owe you a call??
ummm, yeah…..
“Pretty much everything here is a good way to get sick,” said Salvatore Cipolla, 23, from Long Island. “It’ll definitely thin the herd.”
All these lessons on display for them and the dumbasses still can’t put 2 and 2 together.
Faster please on the herd thinning.
Do I owe you a call??
ummm, yeah…..
Sorry about that buddy! I’ll call you after work.
You owe the rest of us pictures.
Ok, the dumbasses are up.
Someone just tried to get into the municourt across the street.
Ummm, HEEEELLLLLLOOOO?
IMPORTANT NEWS!!!
I’m wearing pants.
Hahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/7l2wfvk
I’m wearing pants.
On your head?
All these lessons on display for them and the dumbasses still can’t put 2 and 2 together.
HEY!
SHUT UP!
THEY WERE BUSY STUDYING FOR THEIR NON-BIASED WOMYN IN JOURNALISM FINAL!!!
You can’t expect them to have learned from history, can you?
It snowed in the hills surrounding us last night.
Sure, leave me back on the old poat.
This post is awesome.
Sure, leave me back on the old poat.
It just makes you happier to see us.
OK, no one is happy to see me, but you get the point.
Oh look! Something shiny!
This post is awesome.
laser surgery failed, huh?
damn shame.
And by awesome I mean makes me want to kill a bus load of nuns with a blunt instrument. Possibly a deflated soccer ball, or a balloon filled with OWS feces.
Had to check this out on an iPhone so I don’t set off IT booger-eater alarms at work… excellent work!
Also, I can’t really tell what’s in that NSFW pic, it looks like a deflated basketball resting on a hub cap. Is that it?
“…he entered the room, our eyes met and for a brief moment… time stood still. He approached me with that kind of walk that says, ‘yeah, its a new hip’. As he wiped his nose on his sleeve you could see this guy was all class. He paused, ever so briefly, to fart on the 2 people seated by the window, then he continued toward me. I was just about to bolt out the side door while I still had a chance, but found myself mesmerized by his odd sense of style and complete lack of grooming. He walked up to me, and over the brackish halitosis says…”Hey, I’m Pupster”.”
fin
Can’t we just kill MJ and call it a day? I’ve got a headache.
ha ha haaa
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=323631#c16179342
You can’t expect them to have learned from history, can you?
Which encampment is segregating the sexes? The whiney bitches are complaining about sexual assault, etc. Segregating? By sex? Why? I thought in their universe women were the same as men? Boink like men, no responsibility of consequences like men, to be treated like men…….
They need to STFU and take their medicine like men. Man up and buy some pepper spray or some steel toed boots or enjoy it like that man doing it.
I am a dumbass for clicking on the Not Safe For Anything. Dayum.
Laura, I like this one…
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=323631#c16179352
post updated for posterity’s sake
OH! I get it now, it’s a testicle on a spoon.
Wow. that’s gross
My favorite: http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=323631#c16179293
Wow. that’s gross
ACK…ye-ah.
Her bewbs are so floppy, the nips slipped way under……
I feel bad for her. That can’t be comfortable. There is a woman where I work that wears a boob on each hip. Belly sits high and between.Talk about overstretched snapped tendons.
The Pupster mini-meat up went well. He was kind enough to buy lunch on his expense account! We did a few shots of tequila and milk.
if you will excuse me, I have to g…………………..
OH, I forgot I can resize the pic with my fingers on the scree…
AIYEEE!!!!!!!!!
Oh. My. Dear. God.
Laura has completely ruined my Veteran’s Day.
IMPORTANT UPDATE
Hahahahahaha
Wiser and I are like twins. I came back to poat that photo and he added one from the cartoon.
*emails MCPO pillowfight pics of Cyn, Peej, and Carin*
HA! Good job. http://i.imgur.com/AeYqY.jpg
^^OK, you are forgiven.
//Looks in secret stash at pics of pillowfight with Cyn, Roamy and Skye//
Uh…. I’ll be back in a bit.
Anybody got a good pork roast recipe? I’m tired of my usual citrus marinade.
laura, I usually just salt, pepper, rosemary, and sometimes garlic, mine.
HA! Good job. http://i.imgur.com/AeYqY.jpg
Hahahahahaha.
http://www.bbqpitboys.com/pork_dry_rub.html
This a great rub!
*grabs pork roast recipe’s head, pushes it towards my crotch*
*slaps rosetta*
FOCUS, man.
>> Anybody got a good pork roast recipe?
I DO!
And it’s easy. Just get yourself some pre-made teriyaki marinade and a few orange slices. I like the World Harbors brand. Marinade for a few hours, prepare the roast, put the slices of oranges all over it.
Then get yourself a couple of 2-inch thick Porterhouse steaks. Grill those and eat them instead.
If that recipe gets one sniff of Rosetta’s crotch, it’s all over but the shouting and the screaming and the running!
Looks like Joe Biden is in town.
http://tinyurl.com/3bon5vt
Can’t we just kill MJ and call it a day? I’ve got a headache.
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Happy veterans day, buddy.
Smoke it, that is all. Or indirect cook on the grill, with wood chips.
Best pork roast EVAH!
>> Looks like Joe Biden is in town.
Whoever added “Halen” to that graffiti is a genius
Rosetta, go back and look on the thread where we were talking last night you jackhole, I linked that picture.
Your BBF girl makes me laugh and laugh, Laura! http://is.gd/BhK2jy
>> Smoke it, that is all.
Yo mama’s so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
Thanks, Cyn! I like the tit-pimples in the last photo. Or bite marks, whatever they are. Classy.
You should all definitely do an image search with her name.
Whoever added “Halen” to that graffiti is a genius
Hahahahahaha. I noticed that.
RAWK!!!!
The ‘annoying shits’ link is quite nice. Just for a second I went, “Heyyyyy…..Ohhhhhh.”
Rosetta, go back and look on the thread where we were talking last night you jackhole, I linked that picture.
You’re not the boss of me, cow.
>> Thanks, Cyn! I like the tit-pimples in the last photo.
Bedbugs
Razor burn
You should all definitely do an image search with her name.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
no
>> Thanks, Cyn! I like the tit-pimples in the last photo.
Bedbugs
Dorito crumbs
“You’re not the boss of me, cow.”
SHUT UP, MEAT FACE!
Dear Mr. Biden,
There is someone I know who deserves a good raping. He’s an ass and I’m sure you would enjoy……
Razor burn
Hahahahaha.
Jock itch.
Herpes sores
Small moons, orbiting.
Razor burn
HAAA HA HA HAAA ewww.
Ringworm.
Occupy rash.
Occupy rash.
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Hahahahahahahaha
Blood droplets of the
manmen she atepinworms
Marks from a radio tag recently removed by beluga whale researchers.
tit-pimples?
ewwwwww
titlets, yearning to be free before they are consumed
botfly larvae
This never happens.
I took my car in for a oil change and a lube job and the service guy just called and said that he noticed a couple of spots on the dash that were starting to blister.
He said that Infiniti extended the warranty on that and they happened to have a new dash in stock for my car.
He axed me if I would like to have the guys replace my dash at no charge.
“Fuck yes”, I explained.
Bad idea. That motherfucker is going to squeak just like you do everytime you shove an ass potato in your tush.
Or course on Monday he’ll call and say that I need a new sphetzer valve which costs $1,900.
As payback, MJ should volunteer to do the next HHD.
Bad idea. That motherfucker is going to squeak just like you do everytime you shove an ass potato in your tush.
I’ll grease it with a mixture of chardonnay and your blood. That should fix it.
You have dash blisters?
herpes.
As payback for this clusterfuck, I suggest MJ do the next HHD
Only 44 hours to the next Sunday Book Thread.
It shouldn’t squeak because most likely the guy will just fix the blisters and bill infinity for replacing the new dash.
This will be confirmed when the blisters magically reappear in a few months.
MJ, why didn’t you do BBF today you lazy tub of douche?
Are dash blisters anything like gash blisters?
Heh.
http://tinyurl.com/cnpvf4z
Laura wanted to bring this lovely young debutante out into the hostage world.
Had to get two of my comments out of the spam bucket!
MJ – You have to do next week’s HHD!
Time for me to go to the grocery store for supplies.
Everyone fuck off while I’m gone.
http://tinyurl.com/75srwaj
Then get yourself a couple of 2-inch thick Porterhouse steaks. Grill those and eat them instead.
Excellent advice.
I don’t think butcher in this state know what the hell they are doing. I’ve lived here for 10 years, and I’ve never seen a porterhouse steak in the stores or in a steakhouse.
Laura wanted to bring this lovely young debutante out into the hostage world.
Actually,a friend sent me that Steel Panther ‘Fat Girl’ video, and that led to Scott’s Root Boy Slim song that he loves so much. Naturally this led to thoughts of the typical Rosetta BBF. I pictured all of you screaming in agony and decided to ask MJ for the Power.
What’s up with the spacing on this blog, anyway? How come I can’t get any air between the ‘dramatic foreshadowing’ line and the video?
Great story: National Review: Remembering a Soldier’s Soldier (Dick Winters)
>> How come I can’t get any air between the ‘dramatic foreshadowing’ line and the video?
Michael used to ask me about that too, how come I could do this in WP and he couldn’t.
I told him it was because he was a Luthern.
So I have no idea why you can’t.
What’s up with the spacing on this blog, anyway?
I’ve noticed that too and have to use the HTML tab to hammer in a paragraph line.
WordPOS.
doesn’t the <br> tag work?
How come I can’t get any air between the ‘dramatic foreshadowing’ line and the video?
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I just add a * because I’m lazy and I really don’t know what the fuck I’m doing with this blog stuff.
I pictured all of you screaming in agony and decided to ask MJ for the Power.
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It was shameless. She sent me this picture to tempt me.
http://is.gd/uMcZgS
We noticed MJ.
http://tinyurl.com/cjl9xbo
nevermind, it doesn’t work.
Watch this, damnit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UODX_pYpVxk
There is no 10th place, Cyn.
http://is.gd/XuXgPj
HA! Don’t you make me break out the HM Ribbon or the Loser’s Trophy, boy!
Don’t bother, you can just give me a good old fashioned spanking.
Vodka under a microscope, or PJ’s new curtains.
Ha! OccupyDenver decided to go to BlogCon. The Dana Show is there right now, Tony Katz got into an argument on air with an Owwie.
Evidently there is shoving, pushing, etc. Ace should have some good stuff coming up.
This is pretty nifty. http://imgur.com/OUGeZ
Definitely old skewl BBF.
hahaha, it’s great
Vodka under a microscope, or PJ’s new curtains.
Actually, that’s the viewscreen of my camcorder after Mr. RFH took it to the Veterans Day parade. Don’t know what happened, but he had it, a bottle of water, and a bag of GORP in a backpack. Someone decided to mix well.
This is pretty nifty. http://imgur.com/OUGeZ
Herself does that to me every Wednesday. . . think, “Brazil” the movie:
http://tinyurl.com/3joln6
Are you guys scanning reddit? That’s where I got the Beer and Balance the Budget photo.
This is pretty nifty
what the heck is in her mouth?
I’m having dinner at the gaybors house tonight. Spatchcock is sure to delight.
Vodka under a microscope, or PJ’s new curtains.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cyn called the Tempe IKEA and the rest of the fabric sold this morning.
*sobs
*looks up hopefully
Anyone live near the IKEA in Ohio?
Awesome idea. http://imgur.com/5UKdu
Breakfast time for Chief
http://imgur.com/r/pics/BejXQ
‘Sup people?
Happy Veterans Day, Chief, and thank you for your service.
How ’bout the Tampa IKEA? Anyone?
Hey Andy. How’s the build going?
PJM are you talking about the goat fabric?
How ’bout the Tampa IKEA? Anyone?
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I’m fairly certain IKEA has a website.
HAHAHAHA…just saw hotspur’s update.
+ 10,000 of these @
Ok. Elizabeth N.J.? ANYONE?
Uh oh, just lost the Dana show. Hope the owies didn’t unplug something.
Andy – Sure thing!
Tushar – I would only eat that with sufficient hot sauce.
I’m fairly certain IKEA has a website.
Yeah, for some reason IKEA’s website doesn’t tell me which hostage lives by it.
Maybe there’s an app for that?
Breakfast time for Chief
eeeeesh, definitely needs more salt
HA! They recommend the tea partiers take the cost of permits, etc, they HAD to get to protest, and try to get a refund from various mayors allowing the months long permitless/fee-less occupations that are costing the taxpayer many a dollar in police and clean-up.
F*ckers. Yes, I’m looking at the politicians who are not treating ‘all groups’ the same.
Seriously, Kennedy was an incredible pig. Did any of them have any class at all? Who talks like this?
http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=60617
Build resumes at 8:30am tomorrow.
Unless you’re talking about the rebuild of my lone Windows PC that’s just about done.
Build resumes at 8:30am tomorrow.
Still building? This must be an amazing set……or you’re only nailing one thing a day.
Excellent. I hope you have used this as an excuse to buy power tools. I recently got a chainsaw to trim trees. Silly wife.
Yeah, for some reason IKEA’s website doesn’t tell me which hostage lives by it.
Maybe there’s an app for that?
I hope not. Otherwise you’d know how close I am to the one in scenic Renton. (Brad and the Chief might get a chuckle from that.)
Ghetto barApplebee’s, bitches.Wiser was more than just the leader on the field, he was the heartbeat of that team…
Honestly, I don’t know that I’ve ever actually BEEN to Renton.
Also:or you’re only nailing one thing a day. Married men rarely nail more than one thing a month.
It’s obvious the people of the Renton IKEA have good taste because IKEA’s website says the fabric is unavailable there.
PJ, didn’t Cyn do a map with Hostage locations?
PJ, didn’t Cyn do a map with Hostage locations?
hahahaha, I dunno.
PJ, didn’t Cyn do a map with Hostage locations?
hahahaha, I dunno.
You mean that map near the top of the page?
It’s going to be awesome.
I’ve been working on two curved staircases that rise about 7 feet.
That map’s gonna be evidence in a serial killer investigation.
HOLY CRAP!!! I never knew that existed!
How convenient there isn’t one in Iowa.
It’s going to be awesome.
I’ve been working on two curved staircases that rise about 7 feet.
Wow. What will you guys do with it once the play is over? build a house around it?
That map’s gonna be evidence in a serial killer investigation.
nah, They won’t need to do a big investigation. I’ll tell everyone I killed you.
Vodka under a microscope,
Its…beautiful.
How convenient there isn’t one in Iowa.
Silly PJM. There’s 2 in Iowa.
Not IKEA’s. Hostages. Thought I would clarify.
So……Pupster
*wink wink
How close are YOU to IKEA?
I could probably make a lovely set of curtains out of hostage hyde.
PJ’s a tucker?
Care to see my dance, b-rad?
How close are YOU to IKEA?
Are we friends? Sure. Do we talk? No.
I’ve been working on two curved staircases that rise about 7 feet.
———————————
Sounds awesome. Considering that I’m a child by today’s standards, could I please move in?
Are we friends? Sure. Do we talk? No.
bwahahah hahaha
Lunch with Ghee in gif form:
http://tinyurl.com/7k57q4r
Maybe we should have posted a picture of PJM sooner, since we now know the perfect Rosetta-bait.
HEY!!!!!!!! I just read that!
Wasn’t Rosetta making a beer run? W.T.F?
Ha, no. The stairs are modular, so they’ll be used in other productions.
Anyone else interested in going to IKEA in Ohio to pick up some fabric for me? I’ll pay you $20 for your trouble…….$40?
Lunch with Ghee in gif form:
We never did find that little bastard, did we?
Sigh! I wanted to avoid it, but I will go to Elizabeth Ikea tomorrow
That ugly goat-butt fabric, right? How much?
See THIS baby.
That could be yours.
PJM – You you knew how to use your loom. . .
REALLY?!?!?!?! REALLY TUSHAR?!?!
It’s not too far from your house?
You you knew how to use your loom. . .
I so hope I get you as my Secret Santa recipient again.
This is what I’ll be making you.
No. It is a 40 minute drive. How many yards?
I sent you an email because 40 minutes is kinda far.
PJM – Looks like the purses that Herself makes!
PJM – Looks like the purses that Herself makes!
I’ll make sure there’s a more masculine pattern and that there’s a spot for your cigarettes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuTIv8EEUJc
Waitjustagolldarnminute. -_-
There was going to a gift or money for my
troubletrip to Ikea? I’da told my mom to ♪just-keep-swimming♫ on her water damage thingy had I known that.I was just gonna surprise you with the money, cyn.
Had I been smarter, I’d have told you so you’d have been knocking on their window this morning.
It’s unfreakingbelielevable they had the amount and style I wanted at the Tempe one and it sold this morning.
can’t check email right now. 40 minutes is no big deal. Will pick up some things for my new kitchen too
unexpected it was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xkh6j7RMqk&feature=relmfu
I’d have gone for $10.
Will pick up some things for my new kitchen too
Well in that case………….
If it’s on a bolt and you can get any length you want, I’ll take 11 yards.
If it’s already cut into 1 yard lengths, I have to do a different curtain style, so I’ll just take 8 yards.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Actually, I should know better than to get my hopes up. IKEA keeps teasing me.
That was kinda weird that it sold just today.
I have to tell you: Wayne, the dude I was on the phone with at Ikea… I mentioned that I was texting you as I was on the phone with him and that you were disappointed that it had sold. I said that I was supposed to come yesterday but mom-water-damage-blah-blah-blah.
He told me to tell you that it had sold on Wednesday.
unexpected it was:
hahaha, funny isn’t it?
He told me to tell you that it had sold on Wednesday.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HEY!!!!!!!! I just read that!
well.. FINally!
Those dang light sabres should be taken off the market. The death toll just keeps rising and rising. *shakes head sadly*
*calls Lucas Ent.LTD. to have shipped 20 gross to all OWS locations*
well.. FINally!
I was here this morning.
http://www.simpsonsnursery.com/autocollection.htm
Too busy to pay attention to your wicked vileness
till now
He told me to tell you that it had sold on Wednesday.
IKEA doesn’t want PJ’s business.
PJM – That is so cool!
IKEA doesn’t want PJ’s business.
Yes he does. He was trying to make me feel better. Otherwise, he knew I might have choked a bitch then I’d get sent to jail and never be able to shop there again till I got out on parole.
You can order some of their fabrics on line. Maybe they let you do that in jail.
I got to see a C-45 and the B-17 Sentimental Journey today do low fly overs when I was at my mom’s, which is not far from Mesa Falcon Field where they give rides through the CAF.
If I didn’t know better, I’d say they flew right over her community that was having an outdoor fair and parade for all the 80+ year old residents that live there.
Vodka under a microscope
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qlMUAsrzshg/TkBVxRazIAI/AAAAAAAAilY/mXdAcuzGzg0/s1600/Microscopic_Images_Alcoholic_Drinks_4.jpg
*sobs*
It’s so beautiful.
*they should have sent a poet*
PJM – That is so cool!
We actually went for the nursery, but I had no idea the auto barns were there. I’ve got pictures of a Star Wars one on my FB page and my kids are in a couple picks there.
Out at the nursery, they had a whole bunch of old cars just out there rusting, but strategically placed so it still looked cool.
You can order some of their fabrics on line
Oh I see. Just not the one I want.
You want to stop this stupidity? Body slam the stupid fuck screaming “OUR DEMOCRACY WILL NOT BE BOUGHT!!” Seriously, there is no way to reason with people like that. He should just repeatedly have the shit kicked out of him until he shuts the fuck up.
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/11/11/video-occupy-denver-tries-to-storm-blogcon-failure-ensues/
And this stupid fucktard is complaining that he doesn’t have a job? Who the fuck would hire a dumb angry loudmouth like that?
First time he walks into the break room and sees a can of Maxwell House, he’ll organize a protest to get free trade coffee, complete with chants and promises not to work until his demands are met.
PJ, got it. 11 yards if on a bolt, 8 yards if already pre-cut pieces.
Hideous goat-butt fabric.
Anyone knows the best way to ship fabric? Are there any tubelike packaging, or should I fold it and put it in a regular box?
Tushar, when I called them earlier today, I was told that it was sold on the bolt and that they cut the fabric when you get there.
Hideous goat-butt fabric.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaMJ331oYM
Anyone knows the best way to ship fabric?
cut it up in little one-inch squares and stuff as much as you can into a $2 priority mail envelope.
If it fits, it ships.
Burn it and put the ashes in an envelope.
Fold and put in regular box.
Tush, PJ’s talking with Ikea as we speak to try to physically confirm that the product is there.
PJ, got it. 11 yards if on a bolt, 8 yards if already pre-cut pieces.
Hideous goat-butt fabric
HAHAHA!
Anyone knows the best way to ship fabric? Are there any tubelike packaging, or should I fold it and put it in a regular box?
as long as none of the drug sniffing dogs can find the weed you hid in there, I don’t care how you ship it.
Ashes
Bwahahahahaha!
Nice find wiser.
Woot to the cops for keeping cool heads.
Stupid hippies.
Tushar forget the goat heads.
Ship her the fabric that you like best.
Nevermind Tushar, it’s not in stock. Thanks anways.
Apparently IKEA likes to lie to me.
Burn it and put the ashes in an envelope.
bwahahaha 😛
Tushar, ship her some of the kids’ used diapers.
No… wait… never mind….
Considering what she has already shown us what she likes, I bet she would use whatever you sent.
Aw. Sorry Peej. Even though I didn’t care for the pattern, I hate to see you disappointed over it.
Was even looking forward to pics of the finished curtains.
You guys just can’t see my vision is all.
I like the whimsical, yet not juvenile nature of the fabric.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
It was awful sweet of you to offer.
I’ve been pining over this fabric for a year and now, when I finally have the funds to purchase it, it’s no longer available.
Nice find wiser.
I’m pretty sure I stayed in that hotel once.
>> He should just repeatedly have the shit kicked out of him until he shuts the fuck up.
+1
It’s obvious that because I posted that material on the hostages, everyone saw it and HAD to have it. Much like I felt the first time I saw it.
Was even looking forward to pics of the finished curtains.
You’re sweet.
I too was looking forward to showing you guys the finished curtains so I could LAUGH IN YOUR FACES AND SAY BOOYAH!!!
SEE HOW AWESOME THEY ARE?!?!?!
>> He should just repeatedly have the shit kicked out of him until he shuts the fuck up.
+2
>>>He should just repeatedly have the shit kicked out of him until he shuts the fuck up
+3
+4
I was quite surprised when many of my very liberal friends thanked me for my service on FB today.
http://www.buyfabrics.com
There’s some really good prices in here.
The only thing good from this thread?
Tushar is an awesome sweetheart. The rest of you (me included) are scum.
There’s some really good prices in here.
Gonna look!
*sniffles
*sobs
“I too was looking forward to showing you guys the finished curtains so I could LAUGH IN YOUR FACES AND SAY BOOYAH!!!
SEE HOW AWESOME THEY ARE?!?!?!”
For Pjm:
http://tinyurl.com/3ftjrjd
Houston PJM.
>> He should just repeatedly have the shit kicked out of him until he shuts the fuck up.
Are we talking about Rosetta?
+5
Did you try the Houston Ikea, peej? It’s only about 45-60 minutes from us (depending on traffic).
Houston PJM.
Sohos was the first person I hit up.
Problem is if you use their locator, it says Houston has it in stock and it says Tempe has it in stock and it says Elizabeth N.J. has it in stock, but if you call and ask them to do a physical stock check, it’s not there.
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/20163468/
You know what you should do, PJ? Write to IKEA. Tell them you have wanted this fabric for over a year and even painted and redecorated specifically for it, and how crushed you are and is there ANY left in the country?
See if they make a special case out of you for PR purposes.
What Lauraw said….+6
For Pjm:
HAHAHA! exactly
You’re sweet Peel, thanks.
You know laura? I AM gonna write them a letter. That’d be kinda cool. I’d like to see what happens. Anyone know how to write in Filthy Scandi?
…and you should show them pics of your painted walls just so they know you’re not being sarcastic.
Ace might be just the person to ask about that.
Happy Birthday Peelie!
And thanks for your service, Master Chief.
Sheesh, I have been remiss today.
Happy birthday, Peelio!
*Hands off Birthday Baton*
…and you should show them pics of your painted walls just so they know you’re not being sarcastic.
What’s funny is I was going to pull one of the greens out of the fabric and paint my walls that color…but w/out the fabric, I can’t match the paint.
color makes me happy
>>Anyone know how to write in Filthy Scandi?
Write in English and put an umlaut over each vowel.
Vodka under a microscope
*sobs*
It’s so beautiful.
*they should have sent a poet*
God In The Details
It rains peacock eyes of royal blue rimmed with violet
From a fractured azure sky in vodka world
On to a jagged chrystal landscape
coating aymetrical shards of kelly green
Even vodka mocks the hubris of
mistaken evolutionists craying for the lack of respite from that which they cannot explain.
BiW, I thought your poem about vodka would be absolutely horrible….but it wasn’t.
C’mon mare. You know he’s a renaissance man.
*Wipes tear from eye*
*Pours shot*
OOOOH Happy Birthday sweet Peel momma!
Write in English and put an umlaut over each vowel.
Good thing I’m hand writing this…….easier to do those umlauts that way.
Happy B’Day, Peel.
You said you turned a prime number.
Let me guess. 23?
Different footage of the blogcon crashers.
http://www.breitbart.tv/official-breitbarttv-footage-occupydenver-silenced-at-blogcon11/
they look stinky in this vid
Happy Birthday to Peel,
Happy Birthday to Peel,
Happy Birthday, dear Momma,
Happy Birthday to Peel!
BiW, maybe you should submit that for a commercial?
thanks y’all 🙂
If I were 23, I’m pretty sure my body would have bounced back faster. I’m still not back in my jeans…Hey! I just checked, and I can zip them up! Happy fuckin’ birthday to me, hosefuckers!
(granted, I have a muffin top, but still)
Let me guess. 23?
That would make Peelie and me twins!!
PJ, there is one hitch. Post office opens and closes early on Saturday. I won’t be able to go to IKEA, pick it up and ship. No shipping on Sunday, and during the week I am busy from 6 am to 9 PM. Which means I will ship it next Saturday. You have waited more than a year… one more week won’t hurt.
OOOOH! You dind’t see it. Tushar, they don’t have the fabric in stock!
DON’T GO!!!!!!!!
PJ Ikea UK is loaded with that fabric.
Were you nice to that chick who moved to the UK?
I love stoatyweasel. hahahaha
I see they have a crapload in Belfast, Ireland too. Obviously they don’t have very good taste across the pond.
oh. OK
“Jerry Sandusky’s autobiography, ‘Touched,’ is still available at The Penn State Bookstore”
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/11/jerry_sanduskys_autobiography.html
Thank you very much though, Tushar. It was SO sweet of you to offer to get it.
I will probably go to IKEA soon. I will keep an eye. Won’t have any problem recognizing it. It has seared into my eyeballs.
Tushar – Go to IKEA tomorrow, don’t buy the fabric that isn’t there and don’t meet Mare while you’re in the store.
It’s a WIN/WIN!!!
It has seared into my eyeballs.
HAHAHA! This is exactly why I love it here.
HAHAHA! Great find Jam! I give that a few more days and then someone will remember it’s there and disappear it.
Is there a place for comments? Oh the fun we could have with that.
I will probably go to IKEA soon.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/you-are-this-gay.gif
hahahaha, I just love b-rad.
silly little fruit picker
Puppah! HAHAHAHA! http://is.gd/Y2EkaX
http://maristpoll.marist.edu/1111-romney-edges-gop-contenders%E2%80%A6gingrich-and-cain-battle-for-second/
aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! fuck! i thought that smarmy shit was supposed to be toast… fuckin’ slimy amphibian….
Jam2 – I can assume from your comment that you will vote for Obama should Speaker Gingrich get the nomination, non?
Buying furniture is gay? Pupster must be squatting on floor.
pupster and pj
hahahahahahahahaahhahahaha!
OH AH LAWD!!!
OH MAH LAWD!!!
Check Canada PJ, Car in can see Canada from her porch.
Was it that good for you Nooky?
goddamn Friday.
HI
Master Chief!
non!
I would run my nut sack through a shredder before I would vote for …. barry soetoro
That was RETARDED GOOD!!!11!!eleventy!!
You made it Dave.
…and is Barry still a SCOAMF?…why yes…yes he is.
Happy Veterans Day, veterans!!
*Releases confetti
I gotta go back in an hour or so. We ain’t done.
Tell us about yourself Nooky! How did you find H2? In what part of your mom’s basement do you live? Do you like hospital fruit?
Right now for me it’s
Newt
Cain
Floyd
Block of cheese
Bag of dicks
Tit zits
Romney
*Releases confetti
No glitter?!
*ruefully shakes head*
I gotta go back in an hour or so. We ain’t done.
Boooo!
Nanook, which Ikea location is closest to you.
scott;
hahaha!
i’ll take floyd over newt.. at least his anal glands can be expressed and we can call it a day. Tit zits can be cured and I like tits… so i’m at sixes and sevens…
I gotta freaky old lady
Name of Cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my shirt. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of368QdosR0
Dinner!
Perry
Gingrich
A bag of hammers
Alvin Greene
Jam2’s filthy socks
Huntsman’s pot dealer
Romney
Just got a call from Cain!!!
Okay, it was a robocall, but it was his voice and I could so tell he was hitting on me.
I’m sending that man money right now.
Perry
Gingrich
A bag of hammers
Alvin Greene
Jam2′s filthy socks
Huntsman’s pot dealer
Romney
MCPO’s recipe for meatloaf?
“Jam2′s filthy socks”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa
i don’t wear socks
however; i would vote for perry over newt
>>Newt
Cain
Floyd
Block of cheese
Bag of dicks
Tit zits
Romney
I would vote for a ticket of Floyd and the bag of dicks. No nuts on the ticket!
I like Perry but I don’t think he has a chance.
Newt can win.
Cain might be able to win.
Romney would suck.
I think it’s too late for anyone else.
stupid Jindal
stupid Rubio
Cyn is your top still buttoned?
scott;
i concur…
Scott, dems would have character assassinated Jindal or Rubio just as viciously.
They think they own women and minorities. They never allow first Latino President/Woman President/brown President to be a republican.
gotta go
I heard that Cain’s robocalls smell like chloroform.
I really thought Cain would grope PJM first, but I should have thought the tiger would get her due!
Way to go Cyn.
Cigarette?
shhhhhh
She’s sleeping now.
I would make out with Rubio in a completely NON SEXUAL way.
I wish Cain would robocall me. It would be like an electronic groping. And I don’t get groped nearly as often as I might like.
Mare – Are you looking forward to not meeting Tushar at IKEA tomorrow?
I definitely want to meet Tushar at IKEA. Much like Vman, he’s too good for this dump.
>> I would make out with Rubio in a completely NON SEXUAL way.
…
unclear on the concept.
shhhhhh
She’s sleeping now.
HAHAHAH
Good ol’ Cain.
unclear on the concept.
One of many.
hahahaha….
>> How come I can’t get any air between the ‘dramatic foreshadowing’ line and the video?
Use HTML mode in the post edit field, go down a line, then use “nbsp” between an ampersand and a semicolon. You’ll get some white space.
Slow your boat, Mare. You’re commenting too fast.
How are you doing, Mr. Batman?
Good job Jewstin. She loves hearing that.
Jewstin, how would you like some goat fabric shoved up your pie hole?
>> he’s too good for this dump.
You don’t really know me, do you? I can be filthy enough to make Rosetta blush.
Seriously, I’m thinking of stabbing this site in the face. It tells me to slow down all the time.
Cyn is history.
She is selling flowers at the airport for Herman.
I will miss her.
You don’t really know me, do you? I can be filthy enough to make Rosetta blush.
I will believe that when I see that.
Jewstin, how would you like some goat fabric shoved up your pie hole?
Um. I’m not sure. Is that similar to groping?
>> I will believe that when I see that.
You don’t wanna see that.
Um. I’m not sure. Is that similar to groping?
Not in any way!
You don’t wanna see that.
BIngo!
You are commenting too fast.
LET THE STABBING BEGIN!!!
Bury me at sea
Where no murdered ghost can haunt me
If I rock upon the waves
Then no corpse can lie upon me
heh
Did one of you douche tools set it so it says “you are commenting to quickly?”
It’s lost its funny for me. Yeah. Uh huh.
Mare is a good whorse.
Mare – Are you a touch typist or a hunt and pecker?
Never seen it Mare.
Did one of you douche tools set it so it says “you are commenting to quickly?”
It’s lost its funny for me. Yeah. Uh huh. Killing time. Yes, uhhhhhhhh
Not once.
I have never
I think it’s coming from inside your house.
seen
that message
Nope……..nothing
ever
I think
WOW! My last comment jumped back in time!?
you’re
doing it
The filter must evaluate whoreness.
SON OF A BITCH!!!!
KISS MY ASS YOU POS SITE!!!!!!!
wrong.
whoa horsey!
You are commenting too quickly.
“The filter must evaluate whoreness.”
If you guys don’t want me to comment I won’t.
http://tinyurl.com/d3nz6kd
*Gives Mare a sugar-free sugar cube.
Tell us about yourself Nooky! How did you find H2? In what part of your mom’s basement do you live? Do you like hospital fruit?
1. Ace 2. Crawlspace 3. YES
Nanook, which Ikea location is closest to you.
Pittsburgh
Nanook, how many bullwhips are shoved up your ass RIGHT NOW?!
hey, I was teasing
Oh, no Dave, you know me, I don’t take it personally…this is for fun.
Unless you call me a “c” in anger, well, then, shit just got real.
WHORE
PIMP!!!
BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY
PIMP BETTER STOP SLAPPING ME OR SHIV!!
WHY YOU GOT TWO BLACK EYES? CAUSE I TOL YOU TWICE
I need to brush up on my whore/pimp talk.
Hold on let me google it.
I like you more than Dave does.
THIS IS YOUR BROS BABY!!!!
Holy Crap!!!
This POS site just said, “you are commenting too stupidly!”
HAHAHAHA.. ok, let’s talk about grandkids.
You go first mare.
Nanook lives in his mom’s basement crawlspace. she/he looks promising as a hostage.
So Nookie isn’t a sockpuppet?
Welcome
Are you a hot chick like Mare? or a fat bald window licker like me?
Are you brown? We keep running off brown people here.
Vman is slowly earning points back after calling me a “mom.”
Which strangely is the best thing you could ever call me.
Not that we are trying to replace Tushar, he has a real life and a wife even.
grand-mom
Not yet Dave. Are you a grandpa?
(I wish)
Dave is in trouble!
Marm.
Nope. That’s the funny thing. You wanna, I’m like “I can not be one for 10 more years, I’m good”
*tackles Mare, gives her the “Arlington Stadium Beer Stand in Section 201*
VMax! A dog might well be man’s best friend.
I rather think VMax is a dog’s best friend. Howzitgoin?
Nanook, which Ikea location is closest to you.
Yeah…….he’s got a point. Nanook? Location?
I’m beginning to think my son is not going to provide me with a grand-child. This will not go well for him, trust me!
Good Dave, and you?
I was busy helping set up for Golden Fest tomorrow.
http://www.historicspanishpoint.org/
I’m beginning to think my son is not going to provide me with a grand-child. This will not go well for him, trust me!
How long have they been married, like a minute?
So………….I tried to look up what “mic check” means because all the OWS people seem to like saying it
this is all I found
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mic+check
>> like a minute?
eggs over easy
My son is no longer married.
*gives Dave the “Let’s go to the Cuervo Room and get toasted instead!”*
>> *gives Dave the “Let’s go to the Cuervo Room and get toasted instead!”*
TRA LA LA LA LAA LA LA LAAA LA LA LAA LA LA LAA LA LA LAAAAAAA
No salt and lime for me. I don’t need the training wheels.
Here is a map we are in the field by the butterfly garden.
http://www.historicspanishpoint.org/Museum_Map.htm
My son is no longer married.
are you serious?
Way to go Cyn.
Cigarette?
*
shhhhhh
She’s sleeping now.
Best smoke and sleep I’ve had in years, years I tell you. Would one of you mind witnessing me sign my and Mr.Cyn’s names on the deed to our house over to Cain?
PJ, won’t an Ikea store order goods for you from another store that has it? They have a national distribution network. Might take a while but the logistics should be in place, even for a small order. I don’t understand why this is so difficult. Have them order it.
They won’t, laura. I have no idea why. I guess they won’t do it for certain textiles.
It’s driving me crazy..
That does seem pretty dorky. Every other store out there will ship store to store. Wiserbud might have been right about Ikea not wanting you to shop there.
Is goat-butt so important? Can you not go with something with similar color scheme that
A) is available
B) does not have goatse on it?
I found you more goats Peej. You’ll have to repaint your room a bit though.
http://www.spoonflower.com/fabric/141106
Cyn – That is disturbing.
Mare never answered my question. . . wonder why she is avoiding it?
IKEA BITCHES BETTER HAVE MY MONEY
The colors are exactly what I want Tushar. I’m looking at other stuff that has the green and blue with little pops of red……..that’s whimsical. I don’t want something stuffy, nor do I want something childish.
When the kids and I lived in the garage, we’d go to IKEA and each of the kids would get to pick their own fantasy living room for when we’d live in a house again…….my fantasy house had those curtains.
Always with the compliments MCPO. M’wah!
That’s ok MCPO, you never answered mine.
So I guess that means it’s actually three years I’ve been diggin on this fabric.
Man, time goes by fast.
You’ll have to repaint your room a bit though.
Perhaps I could use the blood of a small child?
Did anybody see anybody else’s picture on the wall at the post office today?
Think of all the kid nightmares you’re keeping away.
Did anybody see anybody else’s picture on the wall at the post office today?
I was looking for a pic to respond to you with……but I found something else and it amused me, so here
Best smoke and sleep I’ve had in years, years I tell you. Would one of you mind witnessing me sign my and Mr.Cyn’s names on the deed to our house over to Cain?
This is why I love Cyn!
*gives dave in texas the nightmare on elm street……in 3D
ha!
I love cyn because she let me get in her pants
Everyone is douche except those that aren’t!!
Good night, sweet H2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9ers.
You know who you are. And if not, you’re an idiot.
Rawr
________
Sweet Dreams Mare
Interesting. Rationale or rationalization. . . you decide!
http://bit.ly/sTijR4
Would someone come over and wash my dog for me please?
What kind of dog does a Tiger have?
Good night, sweet H2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9ers.
Who told mare about the other hostage sites?
PJM – I’m sorry, I missed your question. Please restate and I’ll be happy to give you some sort of weak-assed answer.
What happened with your son? Is he really no longer married?
Wow.
I really hate urban dictionary. HAHA!
Ahhhh, I found it. Yes, I was being serious.
Gives PJ the clown nightmare
He’s a border collie mixed with kind of aussie heeler or cattle dog Vman. Bad allergies and taking him to dermatologist for skin testing tomorrow morning. Poor thing has just about licked off all the hair on his legs.
Mr. L sent this along for Vmax:
That’s adorable Lipstick! Totally worth it
Heh Lips.
Try a premium food with no grains (TiFW and Gluten has a point)
I use Blue Chicken and Brown rice.
When ever Zeke eats something with wheat in it he gets hot spots.
Every dog is different, YMMV.
Ahhhh, I found it. Yes, I was being serious.
Well darn it all. I’m sorry. I remember seeing the pic of you so handsome in your tux.
Mr. L sent this along for Vmax:
hahahaha, awwwwww
Clowns are bad.
I’m thinking about ordering some new boots for snow season, but really can’t justify it when decent ones start at $95. That is about 25% of my allowance for a month!
Thanks Vman. He’s been on a hydrolyzed protein diet for months so we’re pretty sure it’s not a food allergy thing. I have to shampoo his legs daily with a prescription shampoo. He’s had to go off steroids and we had to stop the antihistimines last week. Tonight he’ll get the full car wash for tomorrow’s visit.
Catch you cool kids later.
http://tinyurl.com/6noxxgr
I was out from 11am till 5pm today. I expected disastrous results. I was surprised that I had no puddles or piles when I came home.
Day-VID !!!
You have a better handle on it than I Cyn. Go with what the Doc says!
Dave – Good call. You can never go wrong with Pennywise!
I’m thinking about ordering some new boots for snow season, but really can’t justify it when decent ones start at $95.
I know just the fabric that should go on those boots.
Who slipped a roofie in my Pepsi at Applebee’s?
PJM – Thank you. . . . . . . . . but no thanks.
xBrad – 3 shots of bourbon equals a roofie?!?
Kilt it.
Who slipped a roofie in my Pepsi at Applebee’s?
I’m gonna say <a href=http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/you-are-this-gay.gif<THIS guy.
I’m pretty sure whoever it was can at least do decent HTML.
PJM – Computer GEEENIUS!
Where the heck is everyone?
How the hell would I know?!
Isn’t personnel accountability an NCO responsibility?
Man overboard?
ooo I got fussed at.
Night sweeties
It is going to be in the 40’s tonight. 30’s north of the bay. However the high tomorrow will be 75.
No A/C for me!
I think it’s good to know porn stars can read
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060429/Porn-star-Sasha-Grey-invited-school-read-graders.html
Doggie shampooed. Gah, that was a chore tonight.
I wish Cain would call me again.
I could call iffin I had your number!
I was so inspired by that Sasha Grey article I read something. Then I downloaded Sasha Grey latex anal porn.
PJM – Computer GEEENIUS!
ah heck. I forgot I even left a comment
1-800-555-Cyn
I’m waiting by the phone right now!!
>> I think it’s good to know porn stars can read
@RobGeorge: “Are You There, God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God… #SashaGreyReadsToKids”
(via Ben Domenech)
Cyn – I only have 35 cents!
I know a place where the poats smell fresher!
*cough* . NEW POAT . *cough*
@RobGeorge: “Are You There, God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God… #SashaGreyReadsToKids”
HAHAHAHA!
Apparently there is a chick with a beagle that I flirt with at midnight.
I invited her to Golden Fest.
Will I recognize her tomorrow?
Did I recognize her tonight?
Kinda?
How are you doing, Mr. Batman?
I’m OK, Mare. Thanks for asking.
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