Admins, feel free to push this to later if baby pics are poated. Those always have priority.
Where was I? Oh yeah, HHD. Bring on the nearly nekkid men.
Head shaved, but chest isn’t. And wearing jeans.
Yeah, I’m a softy for a man in jeans.
No, we are not raaaaaacist here.
Some nips for PJM
Nice.
Laying back, getting a little sun…
I need a cold drink now. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a great day.
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Well done, Roaming…
Smooch!
Most excellent. The second one looks a tad young. We’d better throw him back.
Last one is my favorite.
They all are too young for me, but I agree with you About the young guy, Carin.
The last one.
WANT.
Cyn, wanna fight over him?
We’ll let Brad watch…
I like the first and the last. The others look like I could have birthed them. Heh.
Pupster….HAHAHA! Your poor mom.
Cathy, one good thing is that she has met up and had lunch with one of her suite mates, this summer.
We met her and her parents at orientation and after talking about study habits, grades, goals, etc, her mom and I exchanged emails. That poor mom is having a real hard time. I hear as the day draws near, she has been going up to the girl’s room and balls her eyes out. (she is an adopted only child).
No way can I do that to beasnette. Just like I had to keep my bile down when I picked ticks off her, or tell her her throat looks exactly like it should after her tonsillectomy (barfs), I gotta be the steel beam in this. I’ll wait, like I did with the boy, until I start walking back to the car to come home.
http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/black-caucus-tired-making-excuses-obama
Rush opened his program with this issue, and now 2hours later, all the conservative media has jumped on it like monkeys on a tourist.
Oh, and I hope she gets a little edge to her. She’s not a dummy and will discuss stupid things her friends do, so hopefully she will keep those lessons handy when and if she comes to a crossroad.
We’ll be alright. Maybe later, we will do a little more feel better shopping.
Beasn, I hear ya. That mom creeps me out.
You know you got the good folks here at H2.
We all like poking our noses into each other’s business.
Heh.
The conservative media is always 2 steps behind Rush. And Rush is one step behind the blogs.
Rush opened his program with this issue,
They may bitch and moan, but they will still vote for him. That is why he does not feel the need to address the appalling high unemployment OR to stop in their communities. The dummies.
Beasn, you got a delightful edge. She will emulate that when she finds a way to use it. It’s like a tool in her toolbox.
*wink*
Cyn, wanna fight over him?
We’ll let Brad watch…
Fight? Naw, I’ll share; I’ll even let you have him first.
Brad watch? Sure, but not for free.
Can we UStream that?
Off to go get hot and schweaty; later cool kids…and Jay. 😉
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cyn ♥ Andy.
Been whimpering because I still had the daggum headache I woke up with, and was working in the yard… Thought I was gonna pass out awhile back.
So I came inside and just drank a Gatorade. No shit. Headache gone. Completely gone.
Need to get out and do more work. Hope the headache doesn’t come back. Wish me luck.
**pulls out credit card**
Where’s the log in?
Cathy + Cyn = schweaty!
Winning!
P.T. evaluation this morning. I hate it when the hawt therapist waits unitl I’ve perspired thru my shirt and the waistband of my shorts before she wants to start the “laying on of hands”.
Anyway, she is pleased with my progress, but we still have some areas to work on. She demonstrated two new exercises and forbade me (again) from doing any crunches/sit-ups.
Gotta feeling I’ve been here before. . .
http://fwd4.me/09Ea
Ted, got any contacts at NAB Coronado? Mom’s trying to get ahold of the Gateway lodge, and the phone system is fubar’d.
Oh goodness ALL of those nipples teasing me *cries*
Hey, Chief, looks like I’m going to be in West Conshohocken in mid-October. Anywhere near you?
xBrad – Sorry, my man. All of my contacts out there have retired. Did you try the NEX central booking on the web?
Nope. Mom doesn’t do anything on the web. She’s completely phone centric.
Meh. If nothing else, I’ll give her the base commander’s number.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44169200
Mr. Beasn is lucky it wasn’t him that spotted it. We gave him heap big trouble for not bringing home the big white rabbit he spotted while walking the golf course.
xBrad – Go to the frigging NEX site and see if they have listed ANOTHER PHONE #!!
You can’t make me, MCPO.
Ted, that’s for Navy Lodge. The guest house on Coronado is not NL. I’ll figger it out. Don’t sweat it.
If I have to, I’ll just drive down there.
Or stay at Pendelton instead.
xBrad – Is the number you are trying; 619-437-3860?
Hotspur I think that’s about 2 hours away from the hobbit hole.
I don’t have it with me, MCPO. Sounds pretty familiar though. One number mom tried was 877-NAVYBED. The extension kept sending her to a menu that said press 1 for coronado, and ended up in NAS Corpus Christi.
She just wants to call the fucking front desk!
Mare! http://i.imgur.com/43LBW.jpg
Scott – Thanks. I completely missed HotSpur’s question.
I just feel the need to point out that I have no problems with the ages of any of the guys in those pictures 😀
What’s up everyone?
Beasn I had to reprimand the fellow about you on my fc page
Smelly friends in high places …
http://is.gd/7aO2VF
L-R… Clint -This post
Sohos, I hope you don’t mind, but I chimed in on your fbook post as well.
I am so sick of driving kids around.
Football at school 3 pm
Gymnastic at place the total other way at 5
soccer at school at 5 (neat trick, two places at one time)
Pickups go like this: 6
then 7
then 8:30
fack.
Taxi! Cobo Hall, and make it snappy!
sohos, I don’t get his anger.
When I was a kid I hitchhiked. My mom wasn’t my personal chauffer.
Rats, I’m out of puff pastry.
Beasn, atheists are by and large an angry lot.
I do Beasn. He thinks we’re stupid.
…walked, got a ride, or simply did not participate.
Its about 105 outside. Working in the direct sun. Keep coming in to get more Gatorade or water. I’m dirty, sweaty, and grimy.
Anybody wanna hug????!!!!!!!
*raises hand
Anybody wanna hug????!!!!!!!
– – – – – –
Sure. Let’s call it a hug!
C’mere, you!
…and you TOO!
Wow, sohos. That guy has a lot of time on his hands!
If my kids had bikes, I suppose they could ride for some of these things.
But they don’t.
And when I was young that was the same. Shit, I even took the bus from my mom’s house to my dad’s for the weekends. You know, from Detroit. Jefferson to grosse point. And, yes, people would try to lure me into their car.
Fucking pedophiles.
That header photo made Henry spray poo.
Also, CONGRATULATIONS PEELIO and WILLIO!!!
Who would’ve thought that Peel would have a bigger baby than me.
WTFZOMG.
My younger daughter is crying right now. sigh.
Mr car in told my mil she could have the girls until sunday. That’s FOUR days, mom.
She’s a huge homebody. Loves her family. Doesn’t want to go for so long.
Snuggles with me every night on the couch. Erin on one side, ethan on the other.
I like pudding. How ’bout you?
http://fwd4.me/09FL
Hey rosie. How many diapers
have youhas Henry soiled today?I love pudding, but not that instant crap.
Hey rosie. How many diapers have you has Henry soiled today?
I estimate 4 or 5.
I was changing his diaper last night and while I wasn’t looking, his belly button fell off and into his dirty diaper.
I was like “OMGZORZ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR POOP!!?!?”
Other than Peelio Jr’s arrival, anything new around this dump?
Car In, how about I kick your ass?
I just feel the need to point out that I have no problems with the ages of any of the guys in those pictures
I wish I could be young, stupid and arrogant again. Those were the days.
Now I am old, stupid and arrogant. Not the same.
Snuggles with me every night on the couch. Erin on one side, ethan on the other.
*raises hand*
I volunteer to take Ethan’s side while they are gone.
Now I am old, stupid and arrogant. Not the same.
Hahahaha.
Stupid and arrogant is one of my favorite combinations.
Rosie!
I’m sweaty but have been offering hugs. Want one?
News?
Suppose you knew that Laura and Scott and also Andy… Both families had their doggies die?
Andy may be coming to Texas with his family to pick out another puppy from a litter later in the fall.
Rosie!
I’m sweaty but have been offering hugs. Want one?
Duh.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUG}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I did not know about the passing of sweet doggies. I hate to hear that.
Rest in Peace, sweet pups.
I have a feeling that Heaven is mostly dogs.
Stupid and arrogant is one of my favorite combinations.
It’s not as easy as it sounds. You really need to work at it.
It’s not as easy as it sounds. You really need to work at it.
It can’t be that hard if you can do it.
Yea, agree with ya, Rosetta.
our H2 doggies both died on the same day.
Might have been the Monday after your little Hank was born…
It can’t be that hard if you can do it.
No, it is really difficult for me, because Lutherans are actually smarter and superior to you.
No, it is really difficult for me, because Lutherans are actually smarter and superior to you.
Speaking of that, one of our friends brought over a casserole today.
On a different subject, how does WordPress make money? If you don’t know, make up something that sounds good.
Volume.
>> On a different subject, how does WordPress make money? If you don’t know, make up something that sounds good.
Maybe they sell all the funneh stuff we say here to stand up comedians…
What’s even worse, the Bible tells us that we should be humble.
Shyeah.
Like anybody’s going to take that part seriously.
Volume.
Hahahahaha.
On a different subject, how does WordPress make money?
Solution selling.
Well, DD#2 will be heading out on Saturday to move into her dorm, so I asked her to give our old dog a shavedown before she left; I haven’t been able to brush her out, and her coat was severely matted.
The dog looks AWFUL, but she seems to really like having all of that hair off of her. And it should be grown back by the time winter hits Texas.
Now, the kids need to give her a bath, ‘cuz she STINKS like old matted hair……
Hey did you hear that Obama will deliver a specific plan on jobs in September??
Awesome.
HURRY UP SEPTEMBER!!!!
Oh, and we leave a week from Sunday to take DD#3 up to NY – we’ll be stopping in Memphis, Cincinnati, and Rochester on the way up and the way back, if anyone wants to meet 2/3 of the TiFW family (that includes a Rebecca sighting)…..
Heaven better have puppies. I don’t care what the Baptist say on this subject!
I hope Obama’s specific plan for the economy and jobs includes me going on food stamps.
Rosetta! How is dadhood treating you?
Rosetta! How is dadhood treating you?
Excellent. I am holding an 8lb hungry, hungry hippie right at the moment.
Mrs Rosetta is napping.
Lazy.
Has Hank had his first beer yet?
Why not?
This is you in 30 years http://i.imgur.com/b6PyZ.jpg
Gerber doesn’t make beer.
Clint, Heaven has puppies, and dogs, and pigs.
This is you in 30 years http://i.imgur.com/b6PyZ.jpg
Hahahaha!
“Gerber doesn’t make beer.”
Neither does Corona.
True atheists don’t let prayer or faith bother them because they don’t give a shit.
What is next on Henry’s to-do list?
A smile?
Neither does Corona.
Don’t tell wiserbud.
I hope Obama’s specific plan for job creation doesn’t fuck with that big fat social security check I will really need in a couple of years.
True atheists don’t let prayer or faith bother them because they don’t give a shit.
She gets it.
He is going to raise the age of retirement, but he will do it slowly Michael.
Each year the retirement age will go up by one, starting this year and ending in 2030.
Nobody will even notice it.
Laura is not a true atheist.
She gives a shit about spring awakenings.
Henry has does the pooping-infant version of smiling already.
Mrs Rosetta says he’s laughed a couple of times but he must be laughing at me because I’m not in the room when it happens.
Scott, I actually agree that a higher retirement age has to be phased in.
The increasing life expectancy of Americans since the program began is one of the fundamental math problems that challenge the system.
Yep. It should be tied to life expectancy.
In other words, retiring at 65 in the 1930s when you were likely to die at 67 was a whole different deal than retiring at 65 when you are now expected to live until 82.
Uh oh http://i.imgur.com/jnlLb.jpg
Well howdy there Rosetta.
Since I know you won’t be checking your email until the next equinox, pray tell are you the reason I am enjoying Rush Limbaugh’s favorite beverage of late?
Yep. It should be tied to life expectancy.
Yeahp. Get those lazy geezers off their fat asses and make them work as Wal-Mart greeters. Fuck em.
*stops to think*
I take that back.
Sometimes when I do retirement seminars I tell this story.
http://tinyurl.com/bbxbjg
If the first test case goes that poorly, you’re fucked.
Some state employees here retire at age 40 and get $60000 pensions.
Our state debt works out to $41000 per taxpayer.
My new iPad is the shizzle!
“pray tell are you the reason I am enjoying Rush Limbaugh’s favorite beverage of late?”
Word on the street says it was Steve the reunion guy.
Well howdy there Rosetta.
Howdy.
Since I know you won’t be checking your email until the next equinox, pray tell are you the reason I am enjoying Rush Limbaugh’s favorite beverage of late?
Maybe. What did the label say?
It was supposed to say “President, Sarah Nicola Randall Fan Club”.
Does the tea suck or kick ass?
Don’t tell wiserbud.
Not as if I haven’t tried.
The label said nothing at all, but I thought I might have smelled her perfume when I opened the box. I laughed and laughed and laughed! Thank you very much, smooooches!
The tea is actually surprisingly good. I’m not a sweet tea fan, but this shit rocks. I am looking forward to adding some vodka very soon and will give you a bald head report in the near future.
In other words, retiring at 65 in the 1930s when you were likely to die at 67 was a whole different deal than retiring at 65 when you are now expected to live until 82.
I say privatize it because otherwise it’s just a schmancy slush fund for political f*ckers. When you die, your beneficiaries get it. I will retire when I want to retire and if they raise it to when most people only get 2 years out of it….I don’t think so. When you die, your beneficiaries get it.
..but I repeat myself…..meh
I am looking forward to adding some vodka very soon and will give you a bald head report in the near future.
Adding teh vodka is a good idea. And some lime or lemon.
Clint, Heaven has puppies, and dogs, and pigs.
Ferrets too. I just put our 4 up from their daily romp. Mr. L was laying on his stomach on the bed studying on the laptop and he saw a lump under the comforter moving toward him. Cracked him up.
WEASEL ATTACK!!
Rosie – have you and the Mrs. Washed every newborn outfit of Henry’s yet?
Huh. When I hit the current retirement age, Henry will be asking for the car keys.
Henry’s car will fly.
I hope Henry’s worn all his newborn stuff already. they start outgrowing that shit around three weeks.
Nobody is easiest for me?
BAHHH!
WEASEL ATTACK!!
hahaha, cammo weasel, sneaking up on the prey.
Have you tickled Henry’s feet for me?
Rosie – have you and the Mrs. Washed every newborn outfit of Henry’s yet?
Not every one. Only 550.
Mr. L was laying on his stomach on the bed studying on the laptop and he saw a lump under the comforter moving toward him
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Didn’t mean to leave out the ferrets. There will definitely be ferrets.
I took Biggles to the vet yesterday because he is a little under the weather and his nails, which grow weird anyway, got away from me. The vet was a bit curious over an off smell when she was looking in his mouth – she didn’t see anything – so when they took him to trim the nails way down, she patted him down again and discovered another cyst next to his mouth. WTF? She didn’t find it on her first examination of him and you couldn’t see it. Sebaceous cyst.
She was able to squeeze it out *feels faint and heaves* and it only left a small red spot. Hopefully, that was the smell and not something to do with his teeth.
GAH……stupid html
Have you tickled Henry’s feet for me?
Yes! He has cute little foots.
Yes! He has cute little foots.
Then they are walking on those feet but want to hold your hand all the time.
Then they refuse to walk through a mall with you within 25 feet.
It happens so fast.
This doggie story will make you cry…
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/defence/wylie-the-afghan-mutt-shows-how-every-dog-will-have-its-day/story-e6frg8yo-1226114841728
Mark Levin is talking about it and fighting off tears…
I like a lot about Rick Perry but the thing I like the best is that he inherited an economy from George W. Bush.
Heh.
Beasn, will the pigs let you cut their nails? We have to scruff our guys so they go limp.
Lipstick, yes they let us trim their nails. Though Abby goes a little nuts. She starts chewing and licking her other foot and will sometimes go after my hand. She just turned five and still acts like she is a pup….she pops and zooms….and has the loveliest, fluffiest furr.
I’ve always said that if she were my human child she would be wearing a helmet. She’s ‘special’.
Good evening. Did anyone have a baby while I was at work?
MJ – I sent a baby Marine to sea. . . That counts, right?
I gave birth to sumfin this morning, MJ, but it didn’t look like a baby.
Uh, wait a minute … now that I think about it, it did look slightly like a very young, small BHO.
Did anybody shoot anybody else with a blowgun today?
I’ve always said that if she were my human child she would be wearing a helmet. She’s ‘special’.
HAHA, that’s my Benny. Sweet but “special”. He is now sleeping in the litter box, as usual.
Define, “blowgun”.
Yes. That counts as long as it was over 5lbs.
I missed Atlanta Hartsfield so much I am going back RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
I’m watching Perry on CSPAN, at the Eggs and Politics breakfast.
He’s good. Very polite, which is refreshing.
I have 60lb of un-shucked walnuts in my barn.
Guy and Beasn I was visiting my Dad so I ha ve been away from computer and I haven’t read anything yet but I’m glad yall jumped in which is why I brought it up here. He is fighting in Afghanistan so I’m wondering ifd that’s where his anger is xcoming dfrom but he does think we are stupid. Its like trying to talk to a liberal
Please excuse my typos I am on my phone
http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/black-caucus-tired-making-excuses-obama
Rush opened his program with this issue, and now 2hours later, all the conservative media has jumped on it like monkeys on a tourist.
Shorter Maxine: We know da prezdent is fuckin up the country………..but we ain’t gonna do nothin if it might cause us to get unelected.
Selfless is what she is. A true patriot
Watching The Conspirator I will report back later how it is
Maxine Waters deserves to be behind bars for Fannie Mae involvement, but that quote ought to earn her a week off of her 99-year sentence.
From pg’s link:
Um, because it’s kinda hard to squeeze any cash out of communities whose chances of employment you’ve all but destroyed.
I’m just saying is all.
see you guys in the morning.
try not to birth any babies while I’m gone
BHO knows he doesn’t have to campaign to blacks. He’ll get 90+% without lifting a finger in their direction. It’s a built-in, can’t lose, 10% of the electorate.
try not to birth any babies while I’m gone
Not pushing….not pushing….
I don’t know nothin’ about birthin’ no babies.
BHO knows he doesn’t have to campaign to blacks.
Hey, wait…I thought this wasn’t a campaign tour at all…
Hey, wait…I thought this wasn’t a campaign tour at all…
Darn it, you’re right. That’s why he didn’t go to any black areas, he’s down with The Struggle, so he already knows what they think. He was just reaching out to listen to racist white people (BIRM) and hear their concerns.
Did I kill it?
It?
Yes, perhaps
I know one thing: I am very tired of Obama. In about 17 different ways. Is it time to put a countdown clock on the blog or would that simply be too depressing?
Too soon, Cyn, and presumptuous. He still might suspend elections or cheat sufficiently to continue to hold office/destroy America.
New computer! This thing is FAST!
I had a countdown clock, Cyn. It’s depressing right now, when the number is so high.
Suspend elections
Those are the new drinking words, right?
Oooo new toy!
What did you get Jay? What is in it? Does it have one of the neat coffee cup holders too?
It does have a cupholder!
it’s the new i7 quad core. My old one wouldn’t play hd vids at max res, this one does
can’t wait to play
Sweeeet.
Huh whut?
Now you need one of these: http://i.imgur.com/PWNDB.jpg
this was also the first time Newegg didn’t have the best price. They also wouldn’t match it, so they lost out on a big sale.
you like the micro sd card? That’s what’s in my phone. The mini sd is in everything else.
I just thought it was kind of cool that it transformed.
I have an SD for the camera, but a mini in my phone.
wait, I needed to look closer. USB seriously?
I KNOW!!!
still with us, vmax? what’s up tonight?
Looks like he might have poop out on us.
So, Jay, what are you wearing right now?
I’m pretty sure a countdown clock is racist since black people can’t count.
http://tinyurl.com/3p6rvr6
This blog is the the Large Hadron Collider of racism.
I don’t even know what that means.
No one asked, but I’m wearing cargo shorts and a t-shirt. No butt plug. Yet…
So, Jay, what are you wearing right now?
One sock with a hole in it and a football helmet.
When Mrs Rosetta changes Henry’s diaper, she likes to tempt fate by letting his weezer flap in the wind.
Two If By Pee.
What do you get if there is racist fusion? Is that multicultural, or just double racist?
I think it might be bedtime.
Don’t get peed on.
I was gonna ask about the racist counterpart to the Higgs Boson, but I’m sure I could be arrested for hate speech.
Once she gets hit with lazer pee that will change
I was gonna ask about the racist counterpart to the Higgs Boson, but I’m sure I could be arrested for hate speech.
Did you know that the first black mayor of Chicago was named Higgs Boson?
True story.
So, Jay, what are you wearing right now?
One sock with a hole in it and a football helmet.
Is tonight Iowa prom?
Is tonight Iowa prom?
Homecoming. Hence the football helmet.
Once she gets hit with lazer pee that will change
I have changed 1 diaper. I have been peed on once.
True story.
You people make me laugh. . . except for xBrad, MJ, J’Ames, Michael, Brewfan, all of the women except LauraW, etc, etc.
You forgot to say “Get off my lawn!” MCPO.
You’re welcome.
Chief, you are full of shit. The only thing keeping this blog alive are my jokes and Lipstick’s ferret stories.
I accidentally put one of my nephews’ diapers on backwards (its been 14 years since I’d changed one) and pee went everywhere and they ALL said: Don’t let Aunt Nonnie change a diaper….WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between Maxine Waters fellating Obama and J’Ames massaging the prostate of the prize winning boar at the Iowa State Fair?
all of the women except LauraW, etc, etc.
SUCK IT!
You people make me laugh. . . except for xBrad, MJ, J’Ames, Michael, Brewfan, all of the women except LauraW, etc, etc.
Hahahahahahaha.
What is the difference between Maxine Waters fellating Obama and J’Ames massaging the prostate of the prize winning boar at the Iowa State Fair?
Russ doesn’t own a videotape of Maxine Waters fellating Obama?
Russ doesn’t own a videotape of Maxine Waters fellating Obama?
And you know this, how?
J’Ames doesn’t leave a million of taxpayer’s dollars on the bedstand when he’s done.
An observation from an “Old Guy”;
Anita and I were just sitting out on the deck, snapping beans from the garden, watching the mountain(Rainier), and realizing that this is ‘what it’s all about’. We are sitting here, with no income, no government handouts, no jobs, no obligations, no dependencies, lots of guns and ammo, and getting by just fine.
So it goes…
And you know this, how?
Craigs List.
This is a seriously sad sausage fest here
What is the difference between Maxine Waters fellating Obama and J’Ames massaging the prostate of the prize winning boar at the Iowa State Fair?
Michael never sodomized Obama at the Iowa State Fair?
This is a seriously sad sausage fest here
Has count ever tried Viagra?
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/08/17/doj-reportedly-investigating-standard-poors/
One of the first cards that Henry received was from Edward von Bear.
This is why I haven’t killed Edward von Bear.
He kicks ass.
I figured you were just too lazy to go over to his place and kill him.
I figured you were just too lazy to go over to his place and kill him.
Actually it’s 99% that and 1% that he kicks ass.
Plus his wife is cool and I like her.
glad you received it, Rosie. Continued best wishes to you and all
xbrad, what’s the stupidest thing you did today other than comment here?
Thanks EvB. The next martini is on me.
xbrad, what’s the stupidest thing you did today other than comment here?
He called Jenny. He got her number off a wall.
Rosetta – How is your lovely bride doing?
Rosetta?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T4nDQZ-uuo
Look, I don’t wanna talk about the watermelon incident, OK?
XBrad?
http://is.gd/1gvfJ1
No.
I got a haircut.
Congrats, Xbrad, on your 9,000th.
Evenin’ MCPO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJSG6WW0cE&feature=related
Rosetta – How is your lovely bride doing?
Great. Because I’m pretty much raising Henry on my own.
She sleeps like 4 hours a night.
Lazy.
Thanks, Cathy.
I’ll delete it an let you get 9000 if you want.
Sweet, but no thank you.
Pooch walk time.
It’s my Henry feeding time.
(insert world’s lamest nipple joke here)
See you hot chicks and moosecocks later.
insert world’s lamest nipple joke here
-Knock knock.
-Who’s there.
-Nipple.
-Nipple who?
-Aren’t you the least bit curious as to why I’m so fucking hard that I could knock on your door?
Do you know if you do a Bing search for large nipples, nothing comes up that I can link here without setting off the WP morality/nipple Nazis?
This may cause some of you to tingle in the swimsuit area:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4hmjQ3wb88&feature=player_embedded
*pokes the poat with a stick* is anyone still around?
Still here for the moment. Revvster. How’s life after college going so far?
Pretty uneventful. Unless you count the epic foot-in-mouth moment I had a few minutes ago. But yeah… working at Staples. That’s about it.
How did you end up tasting shoe leather, if you don’t mind my asking?
I was talking to a couple friends via IM. Sent one friend an IM about the other friend telling her to make me stop flirting with him. Only I sent it to the guy I was referencing by accident.
I think my parents could hear me cursing from their room.
I’m actually the last person under 60 who’s easiest to contact via land line.
There are drawbacks to this, but there are also possibly advantages.
(It is, for example, nearly impossible to send obscene text or pic messages via a land line. I’m bulletproof like that.)
Yeah… convenient as IMing is, it’s sometimes hard to differentiate one text box from the other.
In this case, double checking the names would have been a good idea. Luckily the guy is a) not an idiot and b) used to getting hit on, so he just laughed it off.
I, however, still feel like a fucking idiot.
Yeah… convenient as IMing is, it’s sometimes hard to differentiate one text box from the other.
See, this is kind of where the old kind of communication works better.
*dials operator*
“Yes, Mabel, can you connect me with KL5555?”
“That’s obviously a fake number and nobody does the thing where anyone dials the operator to make a call anymore, much less the ‘KL’ thing.”
“You know, this is obviously a hypothetical situation, so fuck you.”
“Yeah, well, fuck you too. And my name’s not Mabel.”
“Go to hell. Mabel never tried to kiss you. Admit it.”
“Right back at you.”
“What?”
“Who’s mad at us?”
“I honestly don’t remember.”
Had the toad out, eh Sean?
The Toad and I are trying to figure out the rights to a musical.
Surprisingly, he has a better agent.
Where does he get his money since I cut him off?
Could he be cheating???
wakey wakey
mornin
I laid in bed too long for diabeetus cat’s taste, so he peed in the dog’s bed while waiting for me to get up and feed him. He has two litter boxes that get cleaned twice a day, he was just too lazy and too interested in ushering me into breakfast production mode (regardless of the fact that there was still food in the bowl) to bother going down a flight of stairs.
He’s starting to make me seriously question his value as a line item.
Left the dog bed out on the deck to dry up.
Thunderstorm.
I’ve got a stupid fat cat that’s causing me trouble too, Leon. stupid cat my bil dumped on us.
How hard do you suppose it would be to whip some ALF cell into literally tilting at windmills/bird shredders?
Is yours at least out-doors-able, Car in? You could make it a barn cat.
Nope. Indoors only.
and I don’t have a barn.
Clearly, your real week point is lack of a barn. I recommend pole, not bank.
Cat pee in the dog bed is a death penalty specification.
SoHos does the same thing when I don’t get up and fix her breakfast in time.
this poat reeks of yesterday’s wine…
*wanders in*
*pees yesterday’s wine on dog bed*
*wanders out*
Cat pee in the dog bed is a death penalty specification.
Your perspective on this might be unique. My dog tried to lay down in it, then got this awful wounded look on her face when I yelled at her to get her out of it.
Thunderstorm passed, time to go to work.
Hahaha! Herr!
G’morning.
Cat pee, is there a more noxious substance on earth? I think not.
Our cat also delights in leaving “presents” when things aren’t to her liking.
Cat pee is a sure sign that we shouldn’t allow them in our house.
Heh, I already got the wife to agree to a dog for the next pet. I will resist any and all efforts at another cat.
Especially after we get ALL the carpet replaced, because of this spiteful little feline.
morning all
Mornin sohos. How’s your day starting out?
Good morning.
Morning, Sohos!
How are you feeling? You happy you are still in your regimen?
So far so good but I’m running about an hour behind. I just now am starting my first cup of coffee. How is yours? Did you enjoy your birthday?
Birthday was a pretty good day. Thanks for asking.
Morning, Laura.
How’s your Thursday going?
Weeds are wacked. Laundry is done (for the moment). One bathroom cleaned. Gotta drive my son to flint in a bit for drivers dealo segment 2.
Cathy yes! I am down 16 pounds in 18 days, but more importantly my entire body is reshaping itself (so Carin will need to send me those size 6 pair of pants soon). It has really been shocking me and Count how different my whole body looks each day. I have already shrunk 2 sizes.
Good morning Layra!
Carin will need to send me those size 6 pair of pants soon). He
cool. Lemme know!
Carin as soon as I am a 6 again you will all know lol. I will be posting pics ALL over the place hahahahaha
Okay morning, Cathy. Complexion is ticking me off today, but that’s normal.
Way to go Snowshoe!
Reading Dave In Texas’ post on dust regulation has caused me to contract the same form of Tourette’s syndrome as Car in regarding Obama.
Lied to a farmer’s face. Maybe not intentional, but that just makes him incompetent, rather than complicit. Is it November 2012 yet? Nope, 512 days left to go.
Mmm thank you for having coffee ready this morning.
Jay, my husband fears that with Obama on vacation, he won’t be able to play his little game (of getting me to say it). i figure that even while “away”, he’ll be able to piss me off somehow.
New poat, such as it is
If there’s one thing Obama is good at, it’s pissing you off. I’m sure he has it in him to irritate you, even on vacation.
I have confidence in his ability to carry this out, don’t you worry. You’ll be calling him an asshole before you know it.