I’ll tell you straight, my heart’s not really in this week’s HHD. I’m still worried about PattyAnn and sending prayers up. I thought about it and decided to do a best of HHD with all the ones that PA told me she liked. Get better, my friend.
So who else to start off this week’s HHD but PattyAnn’s favorite, Sam Elliott.
Yeah, you know it.
PA’s other favorite Elliott.
I think this one of Trace Adkins got a positive reaction.
And an older, rougher-looking guy, ‘cuz they don’t make ’em like they used to: Clint Walker. [fixted by Cyn with h/t to CB!]
Last and a little off topic, that one of Bibi Netanyahu. I think PA would agree with me – we always dig a man in uniform.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
_______________________________________________
[Update by TiFW***added for anyone who may want to send well wishes***]
If you want to send cards, letters, etc., here is the hospital’s address:
Patty Ann Adams, Room 304
c/o Heart Hospital Baylor Plano
1100 Allied Drive
Plano, Texas 75093
Called and confirmed: she can have flowers or plants or whatever anyone would like to send. Also, “Adams” is the correct last name. [ed. Cyn]
[TiFW here] Yeah – that was why we were having a heck of a time trying to locate PA yesterday at the hospital; nobody by “her” last name was listed as being there. Cathy got everything figured out in person, then when I talked to John (PA’s husband), he told me the last name that was being used. Sorry for the confusion!
***Updates on PattyAnn today:*** https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/hhd-11/#comment-548792
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/hhd-11/#comment-548796
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/hhd-11/#comment-548969
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Oh, PA would like this.
They could use it to check her heart rate.
The unnamed guy is Clint Walker, roamy.
Well, mine went up!
Good luck at the funeral, Car in, hopefully every goes well, and there’s no trouble. Too bad you have to go through this.
When men looked like men.
Car in: wear the Hitler mustache.
Great job, Roamy.
Heh, MJ, nice one!
Thanks Roamy. Great HHD. I’m happy. Will deliver the message about the HHD as best I can.
btw – Clint Walker is an occasional guest on Mark Levin’s conservative talk radio program. He’s a strong conservative and very concerned about the condition of our nation.
Take ‘er easy Carin. You’ll do fine. Safe travels. Hugs.
Happy Birthday, Cathy. Hope you get something really nice today.
Well done, Cathy, keep up the awesome work!
It’s Cathy’s birthday?
Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope Michael gets you something special and it better not have anything to do with his body.
Happy Birthday, Cathy. And keep up the good work with supporting Patty Ann and family.
Have a safe trip, Car in – remember, don’t drive into the funnel clouds.
Car in, maybe you should bring one of your imaginary friends from the trip back from St. Louis.
Does anyone have any theories as to why Obama signed the Westminster Book “2008?”
I’m not reading any more Palin threads on Ace’s. Same old same old.
Happy Birthday Cathy! I wish you every happiness!!!
Y’know Roamy, the doctors are trying to keep PattyAnn calm and her heart rate down….. 😉
Srsly, though – this oughta cheer her right up! If anything can perk up our PattyAnn, it’s pictures of her hunky fave, Sam Elliott –
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATHY!!!!!!!! I hope Michael puts extra whipped cream and cherries on your sundae (SYWM), ‘cuz you deserve it!
Please tell PattyAnn that we are all thinking of her and praying for her and sending her lots and lots of love and healing wishes.
I think writing “2008” is beyond strange and there is something wrong with him. Really wrong with him.
At American Digest, they jokingly said, “…that scare on his head begins to make sense.”
But I’m not sure that’s such a joke.
Dana Perino on TV!
Wait…. she’s dead to me.
* flips channels looking for Cathy *
Make that “scar.”
Does anyone have any theories as to why Obama signed the Westminster Book “2008?”
Silly peasant – your betters in the MFM have already told you that it was jet lag. You’re not allowed to formulate theories of your own – you must parrot the party line, or it’s off to the re-education camps with you. We can’t have any of the unwashed riff-raff thinking for themselves!
Capiche, comrade?
Good. Now off to your mindless, unsatisfying drudgework – Uncle Sugar needs the fruits of your labor to reward the slackers who mindlessly adore him…..
I nominate this for best comment ever.
“At first when I asked her if she was gonna fight this fight to live, she was sorta meh, but I kept asking her and by the time I left she agreed that she would fight hard to live. ”
Thank you Cathy.
BUNK!
Extra well done job Roamy! http://is.gd/0c2EAe
Hey Cathy!!
Yum. Cake!
Thanks Cyn.
>> I nominate this for best comment ever.
Second.
Happy Birthday, Cathy!
Be sure and lick off all of the icing, birthday girl….. 😉
Why do no one tell us it was Cathy’s birthday while we were together in St. Louis??
*glares as Michael
Happy birthday, special lady.
Wiser makes a good point.
It’s not like there’s a blog page with this information on it somewhere on the Intarwebz or anything!
We should start one of those kinds of pages, Andy. Good Call.
I think we’re all lucky to know Cathy. My God, what a woman.
A beautiful babe with a big loving heart and the knowledge and generosity and drive to share it with others.
It is okay with me if my hubby has the hots for her. And keeps telling me to stop dyeing my hair because ‘Cathy looks so great that way.’
*grinds teeth*
No, really, it’s fine.
Thanks for taking good care of sweet Patty Ann, Cathy.
It’s Wiser’s fault.
OH, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
It’s not like there’s a blog page with this information on it somewhere on the Intarwebz or anything!
yannow, just a heads up. That’s all I’m asking for.
It’s Wiser’s fault.
but of course.
A College Education? That’s a right.
Healthcare? Right.
A Livable Wage? Right.
Owning a gun? Privilege.
Banging a hideously ugly chick while your wife, who is dying of cancer, is out campaigning for you and defending your defenseless bullshit, impregnating said hideously ugly chick, then using your campaign funds to pay off people to hush the entire situation up?
Right.
http://tinyurl.com/32bx72
***I took the liberty of adding the hospital’s mailing address to the poat, in case anyone wants to send Patty Ann a card (don’t know if they’ll allow flowers/plants in there, due to her infection – call the hospital and ask; I included their phone number as well).***
And keeps telling me to stop dyeing my hair because ‘Cathy looks so great that way.’
And here I thought that scottw was smart.
don’t know if they’ll allow flowers/plants in there, due to her infection
oops.
Well, seems like that was a waste of money then.
You guys are making me laugh. Thanks. Bestest B-day Evah!
Just got off the phone with John, PattyAnn’s hubby. He slept in her room last night and has not been home, but he got more sleep than PattyAnn, I guess. They wished me a Happy Birthday… Somehow PattyAnn is able to communicate… I’m not sure I get how that’s happening, but it sure sounds cool. She is able to ‘say’ more than nodding or shaking her head.
One of the docs has already been in the room and checked on her, but the attending physician is still due, so we’ll know more later.
I think Dick is on his way to the hospital this morning.
Wiser – it’s possible they will allow flowers/plants in her room; don’t feel bad! I just thought I’d put that there just in case, ‘cuz I haven’t checked with the hospital personally.
If not, I’m sure the family will enjoy them at home, and take a lovely picture to share with PA in her room.
No worries, darlin’!
pssssst!!! Michael, it’s Cathy’s birthday. You’d better run down to the gas station and get a fake rose.
I’m only playing 9 holes today. . .
Cathy – I just invoked a birthday wish upon you. You should be feeling it, right about…….now!
Was it good for you too?!
The events of the last 24 hours have reminded me why I miss spending time with you reprobates. The caring and generocity towards PA in her time of need by the folks here restores a little bit of my faith in humanity. There are still good people out there, better than me, and I am proud to know some of them.
While I continue to pray fro PA’s speedy recovery, I will also pray that the good people here continue being blessed with warm and generous hearts.
And ample breasts and firm buttocks.
“And ample breasts and firm buttocks.”
Amen
Adams? Is that the last name you meant to post, TiFW?
“And ample breasts and firm buttocks.”
Here Here!
“And ample breasts and firm buttocks.”
harrumph.
For Patty Ann:
Meeting Sam Elliott by proxy – on the set of “Rough Riders” a few years back. My wife couldn’t speak for the rest of the day…
“harrumph.”
Except wiserbud. I pray he’s blessed with a bad comb-over and an ulcerous rash on his nether-regions. And back hair. Lots of back hair.
Fred Sanford would’ve been proud:
http://is.gd/YnIpKu
Would you like some Champipple, Your Highness?
I usually listen to Fox News in the am while sitting here doing whatever it is we do on the interwebs in the am.
teh asshole in chief is reading his teleprompter before UK’s Parliment this am.
I had to turn off the tv.
I cannot stand that droning sob.
To be fair, Obama is used to hearing majestic music playing as he speaks.
Usually it’s in his head, but cmon, anyone could make that mistake.
Can’t you just hear this going through his head? “Wow, they are playing My Country Tis Of Thee for my toast!”
I would think it would be My Country Tis of Mee.
I cannot stand that droning sob.
Agreed.
He is the world’s largest mosquito.
Would you like some Champipple, Your Highness?
He looked so incredibly out of place there, didn’t he? Holding up his glass, when no one else was, then putting it down and then not knwoing what to do with his hands…. too funny all the way through.
Ya think that, when one of his team tries to explain protocols to him, is he too stupid to remember what they said or too arrogant to listen?
I also love how he had to make the toast just a little about him, what with his remark regarding how temporary Presidenting is.
Wonder if he and his team are currently working on rectifying that little problem…..
Comment by Jay in Ames on May 25, 2011 11:22 am
Can’t you just hear this going through his head? “Wow, they are playing My Country Tis Of Thee for my toast!”
*snorts coffee through nose*
Every time that dipwad goes to a foreign country, he embarrasses us all. All the class and decorum of a Chicago pimp.
He was clearly Leading From Behind™ on that toast.
Jackass.
dealing with a dickhead “media analyst” who is an unofficial cheerleader for Obama & Olbermann
http://twitter.com/eddiebear/status/73416073361362945
Hey Hey! Happy Birthday St. Cathy of the Good Works. Thanks for all the heavy lifting vis sweet PA. I remember liking her the most when I dropped in to the H2. Now I’m in (heart ) with so many more Hot Saus I can’t believe it.
I could go on and on about STL and will later but wanted to shout out to every one involved, Thank you for building such a wonderful community! You should be proud and it is easy to see that there is real love in such a cavalcade of friends. Also the STLMUEbolaAydes has been rocking my Guts for three days solid (pun? Yes.) So let any theories of food poisoning go as I didn’t eat anything you did. Food kills a good buzz dont ya know. More later. Miss you all ready.
ch.
http://www.3news.co.nz/tabid/423/articleID/212579/Default.aspx
CHUMPO!! Man it was so great to meet you. One of the most cheerful and positive people in our little corner of Moronia, for sure. Sorry I didn’t grab your rippling rock-hard ass. I’m shy about that kind of stuff.
And sorry you were felled by the Rosetta flu! Dang. You didn’t eat? Maybe it wasn’t lettuce, but ice? So weird. I was fine, and so was Wiser.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/maid_offer_ya_can_refuse_joKw8dxbw6AkYOmJsEZiaN
Hey sweetie, Thanks. I am still aglow after meeting you and your friends. I didn’t have Ice ether, anyway sorry ’bout your f’d up travel extravaganza. I guess you were lucky to have some company but DAMN! How come farking Delta could not break out a blanket and pillow? Talk soon.
Maybe it wasn’t lettuce, but ice?
NO. FUCK YOU!!
I know he *should* have handlers to tell him, but what protocol should Obammie have followed for the toast? Did the band play “God Save the Queen” because she stood, so he should have waited until after they played the anthem?
(Just in case I ever am in the situation where I am toasting the Her Royal Majesty)
Also, continued prayers for PA.
Sending prayers to PA!!!! Sorry for being late just found out…
Happy BDay, Cathy! You’re doing the Lord’s work.
And yeah, Chumpo, rumor is you were the life of the party.
That’s not necessarily a good thing amongst this bunch.
Just got back from a visit a few minutes ago and I’d love to give you good news, but there isn’t much at this point.
Right now there’s about five miles worth of various tubing running in and out of her body at different points and at least ten IV bags hanging next to her bed with the contents being slowly injected into her. Because of all the tubing (at least two or three running down her throat) she couldn’t speak, so I talked dirty to the nursing staff for her.
She’s in the process of getting a Cat scan now to determine if the rest of the graft is infected. This is a bit puzzling to me as John told me the Doctor told him the entire graft had to go. It’s also a bit puzzling to John.
She’s also being a bit contrary and has indicated to John that she’s only going to let them take her leg if it dramatically improves her chances of survival.
Rock, meet hard place.
The good news? I finally got to meet Patty Ann.
*Oh, at one point a cute nurse was injecting her with morphine and PA pointed to her and then back at me and winked. I could easily read her facial expressions which clearly said, “Dick, you’d hit that, wouldn’t you?”
She hasn’t lost her will.
awwwwwwwww, awesome HHD romy. You rock.
Gavin came home from school a little bit ago because he puked. No internship for me today and no work. Man, I’m actually thankful. I’m flippin’ exhausted.
I could easily read her facial expressions which clearly said, “Dick, you’d hit that, wouldn’t you?”
HAHAHAHA!
Thanks for the update Dick. Much appreciated.
Is she going by the last name of “Adams” at the hospital??
One other thing. I made sure to tell her of the outpouring of love and support she had here and across the web. It brought tears to her eyes and she about broke my hand squeezing it so hard.
Patty Ann thanks you.
I could easily read her facial expressions which clearly said, “Dick, you’d hit that, wouldn’t you?”
Win! She’s fighting!
Thank you for the updates keep ’em coming
Sorry to hear about Glaravin, PJM.
STLMUFLU hits California twice (with Mr. Chumpo too)–the H2 is prolific.
It brought tears to her eyes and she about broke my hand squeezing it so hard.
You sure that wasn’t from the pain?
STLMUFLU hits California twice (with Mr. Chumpo too)–the H2 is prolific.
You Bastards!!!
I look forward to seeing you on Sunday Cyn!!
Me too PJM!
You sure you guys are going to be coming?
oh yes, there’s no way in hell I’m telling the kids they’re not going to be in the zombie movie.
PJD is less than thrilled, however, that man would do NOTHING if I didn’t force us to do activities. He’s content to stay home and watch TV.
I have to use the cattle prod on him sometimes.
I have never had to read a toast in my life, and I’ve given plenty. I toast from my heart.
He’s an idiot.
Do they allow projectile vomiting in the movie? Oh wait; a zombie flick. Never mind.
I was fine, and so was Wiser.
Wiser’s fine? ummmm, ok.
We’s concentrating on PA.
T’was the first thought in my head this morning.
Roamy, thank you putting Bibi in there. Hawt!
It brought tears to her eyes and she about broke my hand squeezing
And that brought tears to mine. Thanks for the report, Dick. And thanks for being our boots on the ground.
PJ- you staying on the west side or the east side of town?
MO is getting hit with more tornadoes
PJ- you staying on the west side or the east side of town?
I haven’t thought about that part yet.
You mean Patty Ann’s last name isn’t “Ann”?
Hey, y’all! I don’t know who’s been changing diapers in here, but thank you – it’s nice to walk into a baby-fresh room. 🙂
Happy Birthday, Cath. Given that you’re a religious type, I have no qualms about iterating the fact that the Lord’s gift to you on your birthday seems to be an opportunity to use the talents He so wisely bestowed on you. Thanks for being “us” at the hospital, and for your beautiful, generous soul, and Happy BIRTHDAY! 🙂
All the same to you, too, Dick, except for the birthday stuff, and the beautiful soul stuff. I don’t want anyone to think you’re a spiritual cross-dresser.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Absolutely fucking clueless…..
http://tinyurl.com/3snhtjv
Does anybody really know what
timeyear it is? Does anybody really care?http://tinyurl.com/3sb8trc
Does anybody really know what time year it is? Does anybody really care?
He was simply stating the year that the world begin to heal and the oceans ceased to rise. It’s an important year in our shared history and should never, ever be forgotten.
It looks like the year 200B to me. Why is this difficult?
“Sorry about f***ing you chaps over that spill thingie way back when – be a good sport and fill up the lorry with some petrol, would you? Tally-ho and all that!”
Moe-ron……
Why does he write the date like that?
Americans write May, 24, 2008. Or more correctly May 24, 2011.
He’s an idiot.
Is it just me, or is there something just seriously WRONG with this guy? I mean, everyone else in the picture is reacting to the wind blowing up, and he’s just standing there like a clueless idiot with this moronic look on his face:
Hotspur, it’s the Euro Way, which is, of course, superior.
Why does he write the date like that?
That;s the way it’s written in almost every other country other than the USA.
Probably just a habit for him.
Probably just a habit for him.
Heh heh.
It’s an important year in our shared history and should never, ever be forgotten.
I propose a new calendar based on the ascension of Barack Obama to Lightworker in Chief, designated as “BO” (meaning “Before Obama”) and “Stench” (meaning “After Obama”).
I mean, everyone else in the picture is reacting to the wind blowing up, and he’s just standing there like a clueless idiot with this moronic grin on his face:
One would think he would simply raise his powerful hand and calm the mighty winds.
Either that, or he is immune to the plague of evils which he visits upon everyone unlucky enough to have invited him to their home…..
BTW, that;s the best Michelle has ever looked, IMO.
I mean, everyone else in the picture is reacting to the wind blowing up,
I wonder what a Klingon hoo-hoo looks like. I bet it’s an extremely aggressive vagina dentata.
Glad I got out of
DodgeSTL when I did. Weather looking nasty there again. Boo!? I mean, everyone else in the picture is reacting to the wind blowing up, and he’s just standing there like a clueless idiot with this moronic look on his face:
I would like to point out… pants creases? Still perfect.
Speaking of pants, I don’t have to kick yours Wiserbuns. Mrs. Rosetta found my sunglasses lens!
I wonder what a Klingon hoo-hoo looks like
Which one? The one they procreate with, the one they consume their mates with after the rites of procreation have been performed or the one they hide their Bat’leth in?
My wife is from Britain, and until I corrected her she wrote the date 24/5/2008.
He’s an idiot.
Mrs. Rosetta found my sunglasses lens!
WOO HOO!!!
It was in the bag, huh?
I love how I can slide in here and start commenting without any incident at all, like arriving to a dark movie theater and finding a seat without anyone even looking up. 😛
You guys are the best, and I mean that sincerely.
We wondered what that smell was.
You guys are the best, and I mean that sincerely.
troll.
Which one? The one they procreate with, the one they consume their mates with after the rites of procreation have been performed or the one they hide their Bat’leth in
😦 I just want to see ugly animal porn.
Fecking busted. HAHAHAHAHA! Affection is a sign of weakness!
This place seems 128% more retarded today.
Oh, hey Jazz.
Hey, MJ! I brought the extra chromasomes, and I’m handing handing them out like flags on the fourth of July!
http://tinyurl.com/ykmnovk
She didn’t say, but I’m guessing so. Driving here in AZ w/o good sunglasses has been teh suxxor.
*re-thinks kicking wiser’s ass anyways; double checks calendar to make sure it’s not my week to be nice to him*
I just want to see ugly animal porn.
I didn’t realize it was your thing, but here you go.
http://tinyurl.com/4278v8q
The “Adams” thing in PattyAnn’s name…
She and John married over 10 years ago.
Texans can get driver’s licenses renewed by mail, but none of the information can be changed for it to be done this way.
When being admitted to a hospital the name as it is printed on the driver’s license or id is the accepted name.
So there ya go.
Will head to the hospital in a bit.
Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers for PattyAnn.
24-May-2008 is the way all members of SEAL Team 6 write it. Duh!
The music to that song always makes me jump up and dance JaNN!
*turns off webcam and jams*
I didn’t realize it was your thing,
that’s pure BS right there. Depravity is a Hostage staple
*turns off webcam
That is sooo lame. And unfair. 😉
I just want to see ugly animal porn.
I didn’t realize it was your thing, but here you go.
http://tinyurl.com/4278v8q
Someone’s into biting!
Depravity is a Hostage staple
Well sure, but I wouldn’t have thought animal pron for you. I had you pegged as a Granny Does Midgets guy.
I love how I can slide in here and start commenting without any incident at all, like arriving to a dark movie theater and finding a seat without anyone even looking up.
You’re retarded.
*channels MCPO*
PJM–Are You Going To Answer My Question???
Happy Birthday Cathy!
Someone’s into biting!
Uhh. . .
*turns up collar
Who?
Jazz–I email you a scriber form to sign up for my webcam.
I wouldn’t have thought animal pron for you. I had you pegged as a Granny Does Midgets guy.
Has someone revised the bylaws? I have to choose ONE? That’s kind of lame, too – what if I want to look at some nekkid women welders partying on fire hydrants and then, maybe, a littlle sloth-on-lemur action? I have to pick the more erotic scenario and commit to it? I’m not getting married – I just want to rub one out, fer cryin’ out loud.
*channels MCPO*
HAHAHAHAHA!
When being admitted to a hospital the name as it is printed on the driver’s license or id is the accepted name.
Again… oops….
Hope they check the room number…
*turns up collar
How YOU doin’!
I’m not getting married – I just want to rub one out,
Ummmmm, what makes you think those two things are mutually exclusive?
You’re retarded.
And you have huge tits.
Wait……
I’m not sure this is working out so well.
😛
I would like to point out… pants creases? Still perfect.
That thud you heard was David Brooks, hitting the floor in a full-on swoon….
Jazz–I email you a scriber form to sign up for my webcam.
How many times can I sign up?
Ummmmm, what makes you think those two things are mutually exclusive
I don’t think about marriage, since I’m single and destined to die alone in the basement of some crappy, socialized nursing home.
PJM, did I CROSS THE LINE?
How many times can I sign up?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
But you have to use a DIFFERENT credit card each time.
PJM, did I CROSS THE LINE?
Read this out loud
I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID
I’m single and destined to die alone in the basement of some crappy, socialized nursing home.
We can be roomies!
I should tell you that on Wednesdays I comb the mice and twigs out of my chest hair. Will that be a problem?
I’m pretty sure they’ll let you rub one out in a nursing home Jazz.
Man, you have a lot of rules just to see your goodies, Cyn. Mr. C must have gone broke before he got to play with your toys. 😛
That sentence I had you read out loud was for thinking there was a line you could cross at the hostages…….other than threatening a politician’s life.
I love how I can slide in here and start commenting without any incident at all, like arriving to a dark movie theater and finding a seat without anyone even looking up.
Don’t kid yourself – a notation WAS made in The Book; a price WILL be paid.
You won’t know when.
You won’t know where.
You won’t know how much.
But you WILL pay.
Oh, yes – you will pay…..
I’m single and destined to die alone in the basement of some crappy, socialized nursing home.
Oh, look at Mr. Big Guy who’s gonna die in a nursing home as opposed to overdosing on jenkem while struggling to keep warm under a bridge…..
Read this out loud
THIS!
Now what happens?
/I am sofa king wee todd ed 😛
I should tell you that on Wednesdays I comb the mice and twigs out of my chest hair. Will that be a problem?
Only if they try to nest in my netherfro.
I’m pretty sure they’ll let you rub one out in a nursing home Jazz
yeah – but they think I’m gonna off a resident or two, not spill my seed on my medical chart
Mr. C must have gone broke before he got to play with your toys.
I may be easy, but I’m also cheap.
Wait…
Oh, look at Mr. Big Guy who’s gonna die in a nursing home as opposed to overdosing on jenkem while struggling to keep warm under a bridg
Hey – I might be huffing jenkum in the basement of the nursing home. Jenkum knows no socio-economic strata.
Hey – I might be huffing jenkum in the basement of the nursing home.
Nice roof you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
I have to go home
for lunchto take a nap. BBIAB. 😀NOONER.
I have to go home
for lunch to take a napto rub one out. BBIABFixted.
That broke it?
*takes off dress, streaks*
The sky is green. This looks ominous.
I have to go home
for lunch to take a napto rub one out. BBIABJazz takes a plane to get home?
http://minx.cc/?post=316692
Take care, Hotspur!
How is Mrs. Hotspur feeling? And her eye?? That sounded like an awful trip home 😦
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LysBpySVn_g
Her eye is sore. Second appointment today with her eye doctor. He says the corneal ulcer will probably last until next week. She’s to continue with antibiotics and these eyedrops that cost $40 for a half ounce. She can’t wear her contacts in the meantime.
Jazz takes a plane to get home?
See you in 90 days Jazz.
Annnddd GML follows with the requisite video. Good for 3 points! Sha-zam!
*does victory lap*
Hola.
XB, have you escaped from tornado alley?
I can’t believe that I streaked thru this here blog and no one say nuthin.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!!1?
“He was clearly Leading From Behind™ on that toast.
Jackass.”
“You guys are the best, and I mean that sincerely.
troll.”
HAHAHAHA
Xbrad!
XBrad, don’t say anything, but check out Cyn… she’s completely nekkid!
SPIKE THE FOOTBALL GM!!!
SPIKE THE FOOTBALL GM!!!
– – – – – –
Heh, that would be pretty Gutsy on my part, huh?!
Unbeknownst to Cyn, I had secretly, remotely activated her webcam. I now have some lovely footage to post on youpron.
I can’t believe that I streaked thru this here blog and no one say nuthin.
I was busy…… ummm.. working….
Meh. I’ve seen Cyn before she’s had her coffee and bacon.
I’m enroute between ATL and Birmingham today. Up to HSV tomorrow. We’ve had absolutely gorgeous weather the whole time I’ve been here.
Gotta run. Be good. I’ll check in in a couple hours.
Just got in from the golf course and caught up on the thread. I’m seriously hot and sweaty and have only one thing to say: “Cyn, come over here and take your licking!”
I can’t believe that I streaked thru this here blog and no one say nuthin.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!!1?
I saw the rainbow tattoo, and thought you were off limits, except as Cathy’s birthday present.
Now THAT’s (most of*) the Hotages that I know and love!
*breaks out orange peeler, black shoe polish, twine, crushed marbles, and Xbrad Voodoo Doll™
Jay–I used washable markers 😉
Oh no, more tornados headed for St. Louis, and more damage in Missouri.
Give em a break!
Now THAT’s (most of*) the Hotages that I know and love!
Yeah, that didn’t take too much begging, huh?
Oh no, more tornados headed for St. Louis, and more damage in Missouri.
hate to think this way, but damn, we dodged a bullet, huh?
Cyn. Email. Check it.
I saw the damage down by the airport, and wow. They don’t need any more.
I can’t imagine what Joplin looks like.
Not to downplay Oklahoma City’s recent tornados, of course.
Uh oh, more testes emails from GMLand.
*don’t open anything
Jared Loughner found incompetent to stand trial.
Water is wet.
J’Ames – check your email too. 😉
But he seemed so normal to me! Well, normal for one of Palin’s minions.
J’Ames – check your email too
I’m not falling for that 4 times. Not me!
I just got a reminder on my phone. It said RFH to Peoria. What does it mean?
Yeah, that didn’t take too much begging, huh?
HAHA! I thought it was merely HHD.
Cyn. Email. Check it.
No.
No.
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And the question was – “Will you be putting your clothes on any time soon?”
Ed Schultz is a pig.
OK, you socially-awkward sub-sapients are boring me. Time for a haircut and a shower.
I just got a reminder on my phone. It said RFH to Peoria. What does it mean?
That the world will collapse on a Sunday Morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZEwrK6ziLk
Jared Loughner found incompetent to stand trial.
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***Homer Simpson disappointed noise.
I really wanted to see the Climate of Hate™ on the witness stand.
It said RFH to Peoria. What does it mean?
We have a Peoria here in AZ, but if she’s coming she didn’t tell me.
The Left must be pissed. They were itching to give a pass to the “Republicans Made Me Do It” defense.
http://twitter.com/Ben_Howe/statuses/73463268752101376
Jared Loughner found incompetent to stand trial.
While not surprising, it’s kind of a shame that he will not be appropriately punished for the deaths he caused.
His parents may need a solid bull whipping, though.
I haven’t listened to that since college. Good times. Good times.
His parents may need a solid bull whipping, though.
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If we could ever get them out of Wiser’s ass…. The bull whips that is.
Here’s a cool thing.
http://www.flippingtypical.com
It shows you whatever you type in all of the fonts on your computer.
That is kinda cool, ‘Spurt. I used to have tons fonts on my old computer.
Ugh. Need to make more soup and tea. This bug/poisoning/ebola just keeps lingering.
Did the charcoal help your bride HS? I used a few of them myself Sunday. I’m pretty sure they saved me from creating the artwork that Jay did.
She avoided the roadside artwork thing as well, so yeah, I think so. Thanks.
I tried charcoal, it just made my teeth black. Then I did another roadside charcoal drawing.
I heard you used another medium Jay.
A mixture of burnt umber and sepia.
Oooh-waaa, oooh-waaa, oooh-waaa. . .
http://fwd4.me/02Hn
After listening to BiW’s link, I’ve had other REM playing and then I saw some old Duran Duran and hit ’em (DON’T YOU JUDGE ME).
I remember when some of those videos were so cutting edge. Seems a freaking long time ago.
>> Seems a freaking long time ago.
That’s because it …
Oh. Sorry.
^ I felt that.
Anyone have any ice?
“down goes Frazier, down goes Frazier”
I will kill you first Andy.
Russ has an article over at the mothership on TPaw and ethanol subsidies. It is quite the amusing thread. . .
This is REALLY weird following a thread and actually knowing what people look/sound like.
MJ – STFU and chill some vodka for us.
It’s never gonna chill shoved up your ass Chief. Should I find a better place for it?
For the record, I wish you would have been in STL.
I honestly think that Mr. TiFW has ties older than MJ…..
(luv ya, sweetie!)
This is REALLY weird following a thread and actually knowing what people look/sound like.
Heh heh. You fucked up. You trusted us.
After listening to BiW’s link, I’ve had other REM playing and then I saw some old Duran Duran and hit ‘em (DON’T YOU JUDGE ME).
I remember when some of those videos were so cutting edge. Seems a freaking long time ago.
WTF is this s***?????
All you kids – get off my damn lawn!!!!!
*shakes fist at young whippersnappers, straightens out housecoat, runs hand over pink curlers, pulls up knee-high pantyhose, readjusts feet in ratty slippers, turns and goes into house, muttering under breath about “Kids these days”*
For the record, I wish you would have been in STL.
I’m green with envy at the attendees.
Jeebus–there’s tornado warnings all over STL right now. Damn
The map looks awful. Ohio and Michigan peeps hang on too.
>> I will kill you first Andy.
Sweet!
Doping – it pays off!
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/blogs/open-house/Lance-Armstrong-Slashes-Price-of-Texas-Home–122461999.html
You were sorely missed too Chief.
Is vodka in the butt made from ass potatoes?
…hate to think this way, but damn, we dodged a bullet, huh?
I was talking to Mr. TiFW about that afterwards – if we had left the hotel a little bit later and/or stopped to eat lunch at a sit-down restaurant, there is a very real possibility that we could have been one of those cars/trucks that was thrown off of the highway by that big storm that hit Joplin.
Did anyone see that footage linked on the sidebar at Ace’s? I’m amazed those people survived that thing – good thing they hid in the cooler…..
JAZZ – HAHAHAHAHA!
No. No potato subsidies!
All of you Midwestern folks stay safe!
I read the other day that the Gulfstream is practically non-existent right now, and that is what’s causing all of these storms to be so ferocious….
Ohio and Michigan peeps hang on
Tornadoes don’t scare us. In fact, if they come in pairs, we eat them for dinner. Twin tornadoes are delicious.
You too TiF.
Heh heh. You fucked up. You trusted us.
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I know. And now all I have to show for it is a few credit card receipts and a scorching case of herpes.
For the record, neither one of the TiFWs have ever been treated for social diseases – so MJ got the clap from one of you other miscreants…..
*pictures MJ tilting his head and smirking slightly when he says that, the way I know he does*
*touches cold sore and frowns*
so MJ got the clap from one of you other miscreants…..
I BLAME MARE!!!!!!!!
*smacks self on back of head for letting that one go by*
I have to ask, who woke up from their meat-up blackout this w/e with bear grease on their butts and a donut-glaze mustache?
PATTY ANN UPDATE FROM CATHY VIA TEXT:
>>Amputation scheduled asap for just above the knee. PattyAnn made the courageous call. Surgery will take about 2 hours. Prayers please and share online. More later.<<
*starts to raise hand, looks around uncertainly, puts hand down*
*glances over and smirks at lauraw*
*sniggers*
Was just telling Dave how afraid Scott and I were that she’d be stubborn about the leg and lose her life.
I know she’s not out of the woods and this will still be a difficult surgery, but still, it feels like this is what the doctors really think will save her.
*swallows against lump in throat*
Tough call, but our PattyAnn is a tough gal.
Patty Ann’s going to win.
I’m glad she made that call. Had to be tougher than anything I’ve ever done. Damn right Patty Ann is tough.
g’nite, all.
Tough call for PattyAnn, but it sounds like it was really the ONLY call.
Well, I’m sorry to hear about PA’s leg but she made the better decision to live, full steam ahead!
Yes, we do not want a world without a PattyAnn!
PattyAnn, kicking ass with one leg is difficult but not impossible!
My son just texted: He’s huddled in a bathroom at the airport in St. Louis with about 200 people. I texted back that I hoped he had his own stall!
Prayers that your son and all those with him will be safe, Chief.
I know that had to be a hard choice for PattyAnn to make, but she’s a fighter.
And just think – maybe she can get the surgeons to give her one of those cool “gun” attachments like that chick had in that movie (was it “Roundhouse”?).
Or maybe she could get interchangeable prostheses – one of those rocker/hooks that the runners use that could double as a weapon she could use to smack Wiser back in line when he acts up……
That radar has been nasty all day, Chief.
Prayers for Patty Ann and her family
Patty Ann’s new Delta Tau Chi name is………Eileen.
I know. I know. Way to soon.
But seriously, I grieve for her.
Yup. The Reg, Fake factory in CT better get busy.
The spackle by the window I just had re-caulked is still damp 6 days later. I’m pretty sure water’s still getting in somewhere, but it will never be dry outside again, so it’s not like I can do anything about it.
Scott gets LauraW ready for a great New England summer: http://bit.ly/lTWgEH
New poat!
Is Rosetta still drunk?
MCPO, that gif is funny not only because the woman slams her face into the fence, but also because they thought pointing a first time rider toward a fence was a great idea.
HAHA! I feel for Scott after Lauraw picks herself up.
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Any more word from your son, Chief?
PattyAnn needs a machine-gun leg. Anyone got a machine gun? I can work a lathe.
Cyn – They let them out of the bathroom and he scored a seat at the bar!
Going out on the pontoon boat without sunscreen yesterday may not have been a wise idea.
I updated the Saturday night pics in the Meat Locker with one more shot of all of us. I have tried to adjust some lighting, gamma, hues, etc to try to get it to come out, but it’s better than before. I’ve also put names to faces.
If anyone wants to try their hand at ‘fixing’ the pic, let me know and I’ll email it to you.
To the Bar for the Win! Good to hear.
I’ll chip in for that machine gun leg.
Anyone got mad photoshop skilz? ‘Cuz PattyAnn could have a really cool “Jessica Rabbit meets Cherry Darling” avatar…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVLGmXR1n54
Was just telling Dave how afraid Scott and I were that she’d be stubborn about the leg and lose her life.
I was thinking the same thing. I’m glad she made the call. Tough call, I’m sure, but necessary.
Heh. That happened to a friend of mine.
It’s a fairly common rookie mistake. My friend was about 270. He hung on across a couple back yards and ended up in some bushes. The bike was on one wheel, he was flapping in the breeze and hanging on for dear life. They always hang on, nobody ever lets go for some reason.
BrewFan put up a New Poat…..
Cyn, did you get my email?
Does anyone here know PA age?
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