So you’re freezing your ass off?

Don’t sweat it. Summer will be here soon enough and then you can start bitching about your electric bills.


Now, somebody add some hot broads with big tits to this poat.

December 17, 2010
Categories: Uncategorized . . Author: Stinky's Dad

40 Comments

  1. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 17, 2010 8:30 am

    Between this and the earlier bartender talk, I have a sudden need for a margarita.

  2. Comment by Andy on December 17, 2010 8:36 am

    Thanks for double-tapping the old poat, Dick.

  3. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 17, 2010 8:41 am

    Dick, that’s what I thought, too. And a 73? It’s not like he’s a poster child for M’chelle’s childhood obesity campaign. He’s 6′ 2″, 138 lbs., and has been running cross-country. WTF?

  4. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 17, 2010 8:42 am

    Who’s the guy in the header?

  5. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 17, 2010 8:53 am

    All righty, I’m off. I get to run some transmission measurements at work (I love my job!), then go get an echocardiogram and get fitted for a heart monitor. Apparently either the ablation didn’t get everything or my heart doesn’t know how to beat normally without the meds. We shall see.

    Dick, if TiFW doesn’t show up soon to give us an update, would you please call her? I’d like to know that everything went well yesterday.

  6. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 17, 2010 8:55 am

    Give that kid a sammich, stat!

    That boy can *eat* some groceries. I made 3 lbs. of honey mustard chicken last night, with corn and salad on the side, and he ate half.

  7. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 17, 2010 9:03 am

    Heh, good to see that there are some fine bartenders around.

    The place I used to work at had waitresses, who purchased drinks out of a bank to sell. We hadn’t kept track of volume per person, until the computer ordering system. We always thought that the waitress did the higher volume of selling.

    Once we tracked it, we found the bartenders did 2 to 1 sales over a waitress, in addition to making all waitress drinks. Tip outs improved after this discovery.

    Kudos to the true heart of a good drinking establishment!

  9. Comment by agiledog on December 17, 2010 9:39 am

    How’s it hanging this morning, folks?

    I’m not a fan of the ocean, but if it was widely decorated with lovely ladies as above, I could handle it.

  10. Comment by Mrs. Peel on December 17, 2010 9:45 am

    My BFF has done plenty of bartender/waitress work. She works her tail off and gets huge tips. She knows the tips are at least partially because she has spectacular knockers, but she does work hard as well. She used to work with a catering company in Austin and would often do Christmas events. Tips were always really big because the patrons felt bad for someone working on Christmas. Little did they realize she’s Jewish. Hahahaha.

    I certainly hope the Obamas will not be there humiliating us! I don’t even want to think about what Michelle would wear to a royal wedding. I can’t believe no friend has taken her aside for an “Oh honey, no” session.

  11. Comment by Mrs. Peel on December 17, 2010 9:48 am

    Well, I do believe it. But it’s sad. It shows that she doesn’t have a single friend who really cares about her. Above-mentioned BFF would never let me go out in public looking like that.

  12. Comment by Hotspur on December 17, 2010 9:53 am

    Peel, if you went out in public looking like that we’d all spank you.

  13. Comment by Hotspur on December 17, 2010 10:26 am

    Holy shit, Dick. You and I killed this mother bastard.

  14. Comment by NAACP on December 17, 2010 10:28 am

    Clearly those English motherfuckers are rasis.

  15. Comment by Al Sharpton on December 17, 2010 10:30 am

    I ain’t never seen a black king of England!

  16. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 17, 2010 10:35 am

    I can’t believe no friend has taken her aside for an “Oh honey, no” session.
    It shows that she doesn’t have a single friend who really cares about her.

    First, you don’t tell Michelle “no”. It’s just not done.
    Second, to do so would require speaking in her presence. It’s just not done.
    Third, let the classless bitch wear whatever she wants. It only confirms to her subjects everything they already know.

    No. I gots no sympathy for her.

  17. Comment by Andy on December 17, 2010 10:39 am

    I just loved it there at the beginning where the fawning press talked about how lovely and toned her arms were.

    What a lame attempt at distracting people from the running battle over whether she looks more like a Wookiee or Lt. Worf, not to mention the fact that her ass qualifies for its own zipcode.

  18. Comment by Hotspur on December 17, 2010 10:42 am

    All you need to know about Barack Obama is that he is married to Michelle.

  19. Comment by MJ on December 17, 2010 10:49 am

    She is a bit angry, it appears. I heard yesterday that they don’t give their kids Xmas presents. Is this true? GW would have been crucified for that.

  20. Comment by Andy on December 17, 2010 10:50 am

    Why would a mooselimb give his kids Christmas presents?

  21. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 17, 2010 10:51 am

    They give their kids Eid al Fitr presents though, of course.

  23. Comment by lauraw on December 17, 2010 10:58 am

    A St James’s Palace spokesman said: ‘The wedding will not be a formal state occasion since Prince William is neither the sovereign nor the heir to the throne.’

    OUCH!
    Ha ha ha haaaa.
    Queen Elizabeth is really making things hard for everybody isn’t she. I guess she’s not leaving the throne until they have to pry her rigor-hardened hands from it.

  24. Comment by Eddie The Bear on December 17, 2010 11:03 am

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-12008195

  25. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 17, 2010 11:19 am

    It’s funny, ya know? The reason Cuccinelli didn’t ask for an injunction stopping implementation of the health care law after it was found unconstitutional was that the Dept of Justice indicated to the court that they would abide by the ruling so no injunction was necessary.

    They fucking lied: http://tinyurl.com/2e42odx

  26. Comment by Hotspur on December 17, 2010 11:34 am

    Who is Stu Pidaso?

  27. Comment by Tushar on December 17, 2010 11:37 am

    >>not to mention the fact that her a$$ qualifies for its own zipcode.

    The WTC twin towers each had their own zipcode, because combined they were too big.
    Something similar might be needed here.

  28. Comment by MJ on December 17, 2010 11:39 am

    Hey Tushar. How’s NY?

  29. Comment by Tushar on December 17, 2010 11:40 am

    MJ,

    NY is cold, gloomy and unrelenting.

    The weather is not too good either.

  30. Comment by Jazz on December 17, 2010 11:44 am

    THE BOOBS HAVE LANDED.

    And it’s still Friday morning.

    WTF?

  31. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 17, 2010 11:50 am

    Despite giving Mr. TiFW EXPLICIT instructions on how to update my comment postings, he apparently only listened so far and no further, so “my” update from last night is tacked onto the end of the McDonald’s posting, about 6 hours AFTER everyone had moved on to another post…..

    So here’s the story:

    NO BLOCKAGES WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!! I am sitting at my desk at home, after having been sprung from the hospital about an hour ago, with orders to take it easy for the next couple of days. The cardiologist is stymied as to why my heart enzyme tests came back with wonky readings (which indicated to ALL medical personnel that SOMETHING had happened with my heart) – as he put it yesterday in the cath lab, “Your tests LIED.”

    According to him, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with my heart – no blockages in any of the coronary arteries, no evidence of any buildup that is detectable on an arteriogram, and no evidence whatsoever of any coronary artery disease. Despite my cholesterol readings being over what any doctor would like to see, my blood pressure being high, and me being significantly overweight, neither he nor my primary care physician were able to fuss at me about my lifestyle causing my heart to be damaged – because it isn’t. VINDICATION!!!!!!

    Thanks to everyone for your thoughts and prayers throughout this ordeal – you cannot imagine how very much they meant to both me and my family. We are so very thrilled with this news – it is the BEST possible Christmas present that our family will receive this year.

  32. Comment by Car in on December 17, 2010 11:53 am

    Ok. the tracking for my SS gift hasn’t been updated in days (from the “info recieved” status), and it doesn’t give any indication that it’s been delivered.

    I’m getting worried.

  33. Comment by Car in on December 17, 2010 11:57 am

    TiFW – glad to hear you are doing well.

    I bet someone just snuck you some gluten.

  34. Comment by agiledog on December 17, 2010 12:01 pm

    Teresa – Great news! I have a heart condition, and nothing is so frustrating as having to “deal” with something that they can’t fix – glad you don’t have any issues.

    I agree with Car in – did you kids slip you sumpin?

  35. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 17, 2010 12:04 pm

    Now that you mention it, Car in – both Mr. TiFW and I had lunch with his co-workers on Monday for their Christmas luncheon, and BOTH of us were complaining afterwards that we thought we had gotten hold of something with gluten in it…..

    I couldn’t get to sleep Monday night, either – I had forgotten completely about that! (Chances are, it was just a coincidence, though…..)

  36. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 17, 2010 12:06 pm

    New Poat…..

  37. Comment by wiserbud on December 17, 2010 12:13 pm

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339315/President-Obama-snubbed-sources-reveal-invited-Prince-Williams-wedding.html

    What a BITCH!!! And after Obama gave her that really awesome iPod with his speeches on it and was kind enough to send back that bust of Churchill that we have been bogarting for all these years!!

    Some people just have no class…..

    Actually, the Queen was probably afraid that the Obama’s would have given the couple a $100 Best Buy gift card as a wedding present and wanted to spare them the embarrassment.

  38. Comment by Car in on December 17, 2010 12:13 pm

    HAZELS Yes.Lauraw sent me that recipe. Just found it in my saved email.

    I’m such an airhead. Printing it out.

  39. Comment by wiserbud on December 17, 2010 12:15 pm

    From Eddie’s link re: Harrod’s lights:

    Dashperiod reported Knightsbridge visitors were stunned, quoting one woman as saying, “I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and pointed up to the lights – but you know what the lights said? They said f**k off. And that is not an appropriate message for a child. At least not at Christmas time.”

    “At least, not at Christmas time.” BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

    Rahther!

  40. Comment by wiserbud on December 17, 2010 12:16 pm

    New Poat…..

    Well, DAMMIT!

    I was just getting warmed up here!


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