Open Letter to Moderate Muslims

Assuming that you exist, we are to believe that you are the mainstream of the Muslim community as opposed to your extremist brothers that preach hatred from your houses of worship, kill women and homosexuals as sport, detonate bomb belts at weddings and fly planes into buildings.

This is an open letter appeal to you in regards to what has become known as the “Ground Zero Mosque”.

If your desire is to live in peace with America, a country that has already welcomed more than 2,000 Islamic houses of worship and over 200 in New York alone, you must find a different location for this planned Islamic center.

If your desire is for war with America, then you should proceed as planned.

Here is the current cover from the America-hating, race-baiting, liberal hacks at Time Magazine.

Let me answer that with two pictures.  Here is a picture of what extremists from the Religion of Peace have brought to America:

Here is a picture of what America offered in return:

Extremists in your religion kill 3,000 of us.  We free 60 million of you.

Is America Islamophobic?  Only a collection of intellectual elitists with a hatred of this country could ask such a ridiculous and insulting question.

Our Constitution gives you the right to build the Mosque on your property; that was never in question.  The question is why you would choose to do so.

You cannot be so insensitive and ignorant to think that building in the shadow of the World Trade Center, practically on the graves of innocent Americans murdered by your extremist brothers, would not cause great harm and pain to so many Americans already hurt by those who kill in the name of your faith.

The Constitution is not a suicide pact and the vast majority of Americans know when the freedoms we cherish are being used against us.  The liberals in the media and in government will encourage you to use those freedoms maliciously because many of them hate our country every bit as much as your Islamic brothers in the Taliban and Al-Qaeda.

The vast majority of Americans however will not tolerate such an obvious act of hatred meant to cause pain.

So for the good of not only those hurt by the attacks of 9-11, for the good of all moderate Muslims who want to live in peace and for the Islamic faith in general, build this Mosque elsewhere.

The clear lack of any reason other than naked provocation for building in an area where your brothers declared war on this country will only lead to more pain and suffering for those who actually practice Islam as a religion of peace.

More than 5,600 of the bravest Americans have made the ultimate sacrifice in Iraq and Afghanistan to bring freedom and a better life to 60 million Muslims.  For you to not have the common decency and respect to relocate this Mosque is de facto proof that there are no moderate Muslims.  Only those who believe in different tactics of war with America.

Fin.

386 Comments

  1. 2nd – 1.

  2. Well hell, I certainly like bacon.

    Yes indeedy

  3. […] Assuming that you exist, we are to believe that you are the mainstream of the Muslim community as opposed to your extremist brothers that preach hatred from your houses of worship, kill women and homosexuals as sport, detonate bomb belts at weddings and fly planes into buildings. This is an open letter appeal to you in regards to what has become known as the "9-11 Mosque". If your desire is to live in peace with America, a country that has alread … Read More […]

  4. Dude, you’re racist!!!!

  5. MOVE OVER, BACON!!

  6. Just an open comment: Yes, some in DC hate the country, but elaborating on my point the other day, many of them just seem to be downright pussies, capable of talking themselves into anything.

    Rosetta: I have a wookie fetish, may I fuck your wife?

    Obama: Well, it is only equal that we both get to fuck wookies, so alright, have a throw with her. Plus, fighting to defend anything is…unseemly.

  7. xbrad, thanks for linky.

    FYI, there was a typo in the intro that you copied that I fixed but I guess you have to manually fix it on your blog as well.

    “This in an open letter appeal…” should be “This is an open letter appeal…”

    Stupid ham fist.

  8. Rosetta, what nationality of small brown boy are you blowing right now?

  9. Why are these letters always entitle “Open”? Is it part of some kind of tournament or something?

  10. xbrad check yo email

  11. There is one reason and one reason only why they are INSISTING on putting that mosque there and it doesn’t have a damn thing to do with reaching out to America in peace. It’s a slap in the face to all of us, to the brave firefighters and police who worked so hard that day, for the thousands of innocent who were murdered that day, to everyone who has fought to free the Middle East from the bonds of terrorism and enslavery, to our allies who have helped us in that fight. They and anyone who supports the building of this should be ashamed. We should all be ashamed for what we have let this country become.

  12. nice job, Curly.

    I was doing some searching to find the origin of this quote:

    “Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.”

    At one of my stops I found this “statistic” being used by some dumbass leftard in defense of the mosque:

    5) The opponents of Park 51 are likely to be largely Republican and right wing.

    68% of the people in this country oppose the building of the mosque at Ground Zero. Are you actually saying that that 68% of the country is Republican and right wing?

    If so, what does that tell you about your misguided and childish ideology? In addition, if that is the case, you are in for a hyuuuuge ass-kicking in November and I, for one, am going to revel in your destruction.

  13. Rosetta Feta Cheese, you have gmail.

  14. […] his new masterpiece, Open Letter to Moderate Muslims: Assuming that you exist, we are to believe that you are the mainstream of the Muslim community as […]

  15. YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!

    But I answered your email anyway.

  16. Nice Job, Rosettabobetta.

    *flips him a twenty for a new rubber fist*

  17. Rosetta – Well done, you sequential hermaphrodite!

  18. sorry for the rant.

  19. […] Open Letter to Moderate Muslims (via The H2: Taking Three Weeks of Vacation a Month Since March 2009!) Assuming that you exist, we are to believe that you are the mainstream of the Muslim community as opposed to your extremist brothers that preach hatred from your houses of worship, kill women and homosexuals as sport, detonate bomb belts at weddings and fly planes into buildings. This is an open letter appeal to you in regards to what has become known as the "9-11 Mosque". If your desire is to live in peace with America, a country that has alread … Read More […]

  20. We should all be ashamed for what we have let this country become.

    I can’t go that far. I’m not ashamed of you and the fight that you put up. Really, the only direct opportunities we have are in the ballot box. Now, I’m ashamed that I haven’t throttled more lefties physically, but I engage whenever I can, and I don’t let’m off easy. I intimidate them when i can and make them realize the diminutive nature of their philosophical standpoints. We all have different ways of doing the same thing, but I don’t for a minute cast aspersions on the group here or the many millions of people who think like us. Unfortunately, there is a middle ground occupied by people who can’t make an ideological commitment. THESE are the people who bear responsibility – well, them and the left. The un-allegiant seem to lack vision, imagination, and foresight. I blame the 4-5% of the populace that are our electoral Mrs. Howell.

  21. I am totally tweeting that. Oh, wait, that happens automatically.

    Nice poat. One thing that has begun to piss me off royally here lately with the left’s sudden and over-the-top defense of freedom of religion (where the fuck did that come from?) is the whole moral equivalency aspect of it. According to them, I can’t think poorly of Islam because it’s just another religion like Christianity and Judaism. Toe-may-toe, toe-mahhh-toe; mu-hammad, moe-hammad. Whatevs.

    This is really just liberal pussies adopting the “let the Wookiee win” strategy because Christians and Jews don’t rip peoples’ arms out of their sockets when they lose. (See, e.g., South Park, Mohammed cartoons, etc.)

    Well fuck that shit. And pardon the hell out of me if I don’t feel inclined to give the Religion of Peace(tm) the benefit of the doubt.

  22. good job fairy rosetta

  23. Rosetta when I get home I will link you the youtube vid of three things you probably dont know about Islam. It is worth a watch and explains a lot about the Muslim mentality….

  24. You know let them build, and we can take Sharia law into consideration. The whole eye for an eye bit

  25. **golf clap for Andy’s “let the Wookie win” analogy**

  26. Hello?

  27. hah. it must be “rant” day.

  28. It’s a Full Moon

  29. DinT – STFU!

  30. I see you let loose a bit yourself, Dave.

  31. That…was…nice, DiT.

    Very catartic.

  32. well, it’s just a shameless ripoff of Kos’ bit from 2008.

    still, it was fun.

  33. Whatchya doin’, Sohos?

    http://tinyurl.com/29w5bya

  34. Just caught your post, Dave. Great job.

  35. very nicely done dave, and just a regular monday afternoon xbrad 😉

  36. Heh:

    http://tinyurl.com/28uzzl5

  37. All right, which one of you wrote this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LampFlowchart.svg

  38. Sick, tired, .. Monday! – to top it off I am Racist…

    Vodka.. nap.. Fin

  39. wait, what? This post is about moderate Muslims?

    *pouts

    I’m so disappointed. I thought it was about the organic food debate.

  40. Wasn’t any of us, Peelio. There’s no step for jiggling the handle.

  41. There is no such thing as a moderate Muslims, it is in direct conflict of their laws to not be at war with anyone not of the Muslim faith.

  42. “C” is the only open letter that I know of. “G” is pretty open, too, but not like C.

  43. Peelio, be sure to check the ‘discussion’ page on that as well…

  44. “U” seems fairly open, Jazz.

  45. Herself is home!!!!!

  46. “U” seems fairly open, Jazz.

    More than G. Good call – I’ll go with “U,” too. We should vote on it Tuesday.

    Vote C-U Next Tuesday!

  47. Sure, Jazz.

    And, If You See Kay, tell her I want to talk to her.

  48. It’s fun being witty.

  49. I wouldn’t know.

  50. I gave you a thumbs up. I found the imagery and the line

    Extremists in your religion kill 3,000 of us. We free 60 million of you.

    awesome.

  51. If U is open W is a total slut.

  52. I wouldn’t know.

    There you go!

  53. “W” has sharp knees and elbows.

  54. Alfie, thanks for commenting. Rosie will appreciate the accolades, I’m sure.

  55. “E” is open, but kinda prickly about it.

    Alfie, I hate to tell you this, but a thumbs-up is something of an insult here.

  56. “E” and “F” both fail the open test for the reason you mention, xbrad. H, too, H2.

  57. No worries send it back,that way I can have a better grip on my beer.I’ll leave now seeing as I have no idea what the alphabet thing is.

  58. Don’t get me started on “Y” with its “Well, I’m a consonant, but sometimes I act like a vowel” bullshit.

    Bi is just gay-lite.

  59. I’ll leave now seeing as I have no idea what the alphabet thing is.

    Heh – it’s a sophomoric play on “Open Letter.”

  60. Yea, I can honestly say that if I were a Jehovas Witness, and a bunch of Jehovas Witnesses flew planes into buildings, and none of the leaders of my church went full activist against that strain of my religion, I would resign from the Jehovah Witnesses and probably become a Jew, or something other than JW.

  61. OT~ I am not a patient person AT ALL…how does one overcome that? How does one become MORE patient?

  62. Sohos, gimme a minute, and I’ll tell you.

  63. Drugs Sohos.

  64. Okay – drive time. Later, ‘gators.

  65. Ever try St John’s Wort Sohos?

    I used to take it during the Christmas rush and it really helped me tolerate jerks that I would normally want to kill.

  66. That is of course if you are talking about losing your patience with others.

  67. yeah I have taken it on and off throughout my adult life Scott and it does calm me down…ok I will try that.

  68. No, it isnt like an anger issue it is like I hate WAITING on things

  69. It’s 64 degrees here!

  70. *puts xbrad on the kill now list*

  71. It’s 64 degrees here!

    WTF!?!? Why wasnt it like that during the meat-up??????????

  72. *puts xbrad on the kill now list*

    Be patient. I’m already on the “kill in a little while list.”

  73. 106 here in central TX.

    I don’t have time to be patient.

  74. We are only at 99 right now b/c it is about to rain

  75. 71F here with occasional showers.

  76. Cold here today.

    102

  77. Hello, Hostages!

    I have a few minutes before I have to get dinner started. Who wants some harassment?

  78. Who wants some harassment?

    It is only harassment if it is unwanted.

  79. OT~ I am not a patient person AT ALL…how does one overcome that? How does one become MORE patient?

    Whatever you do, don’t pray for it. That is one lesson that is not fun to learn….that and the one on wisdom.

  80. **raises hand**

    A little harassment and Chex mix please.

  81. Nice rant at the mothership, Davie.

    There’s just one thing I would add… I do not only want to defeat the Dems, I also want to obliterate their ideology from the face of the Earth. I want them to finally realize that they have never been, and never will be, capable of running a shoe-shine stand, much less a country.

    I want the left to finally understand that they and their “fairness at all costs” mindset are the problem and no amount of whining or stomping of their petulant little feet will change that. I want them to finally recognize that there is no “correct” way to implement Socialism. It is a philosophy that flies directly in the face of basic human nature and therefore is doomed from the start every time it is tried.

    Unfortunately, I know this will not happen.

    But still…..

    Smush them. With extreme malice. It’s the only way we will survive as a country.

  82. MCPO, http://tinyurl.com/257pgzt

  83. HULK SMUSH!!11!1

  84. No Chex mix, XBrad. I got honey-roasted peanuts, will that do?

    **opens beer, passes it to the right.

  85. So I’m thinking about Obama vacaationing three out of every four weeks this summer … and then “it” came to me. It’s as if Fred Sanford had been elected potus.

    Raacist!!!

  86. Romy – The first time I heard that was after TailHook. . . from a female 2 star.

  87. It’s a start, Roamy.

    What’s for dinner?

  88. >> Dove hunting is gonna be just bitchin’ this year.

    I stopped messing with opening day about 15 years ago, too friggin hot to stand out in a field with a shotgun.

  89. XBrad, something with ground beef.

  90. Regarding our earlier music discussion, I checked with my son.

    According to him, this is the worst song ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v–IqqusnNQ

  91. I think that jassax, Rosetta, writes an excellent rebuke of the idiot who wrote that article (he was on Medved today and was a COMPLETE lightweight).

  92. Cyn, I sure hope you and all your like minded family and friends are going to this neighborhood soon for a little demonstration on flag displaying.

    http://www.thefoxnation.com/culture/2010/08/23/tea-party-flag-banned

  93. Time to cook. Dinner’s ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

  94. I can barely express my feelings on this topic. My emotions range from rage to disbelief to extreme sadness. I think that’s all I’d like to say about the mosque right now.

    In other news, I was just doing my work-from-home and my one task required me to go to the Daily Kos. I now need a shower and I’m pretty sure an enema.

    I hope you all are well today.

  95. HOAs, fun to ridicule. More fun to have as guests of honor at bonfires.

  96. According to him, this is the worst song ever:

    Your son has no taste.

  97. for Roamy, no one else:

    http://tinyurl.com/2vnmcyb

  98. Wiser – I like the song. He HATES it!

  99. Kelly, your job requies that you go to Daily Kos? You should demand double pay.

  100. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISGykO6Z7U&p=4BB0B9038700D66A&playnext=1&index=16

    Funny stuff if you speak Irish.

  101. “Head explodes:”

    In his mind corporations = the enemy.

    He is so ignorant.

  102. Erin go Bragh

  103. “But the Republican leaders in Congress said no,” Obama said. “In fact, they used their power to block the issue from even coming up for a vote.

    Ahh, yes. That much vaunted Congressional Republican Power. The reason why Spendulous and the Health Care Takeover failed….wait! What?

  104. Hotspur, it doesn’t require it specifically. It just happened to be a task today. Fortunately, I didn’t have to stay there long. I get to visit a lot of pages, but that was the first time in a year’s worth of employment that I had to go to that hellhole.

  105. Saw Inception this weekend, loved it.

    It’s a really fun ride.

  106. “But the Republican leaders in Congress said no,” Obama said. “In fact, they used their power to block the issue from even coming up for a vote.

    Shouldn’t this sentence be rewritten? I imagine something like this:

    “ButtheRepublicanleaders…in Congress…said…no,” Obama said. “In fact… …theyusedtheirpower…to block…the issue…fromevencomingup…for a vote!!!!eleventy!”

  107. Hahahaha

  108. OK, about the chick with the headscarf and Disney. Are Christians allowed to wear crosses around their neck? If not, then sorry no hajib.

  109. Smush them. With extreme malice. It’s the only way we will survive as a country.

    Yep. But who is leading the opposition? We seem disorganized and scattered.

    The GOP has their head up their asses and Steele is a bumbling boob……….

  110. IIRC, the standard is a “reasonable” accommodation for her religious practice.

  111. Of course, IF we were muslim men, we could just beat the shit out of her for causing a fuss.

  112. Ahh, yes. That much vaunted Congressional Republican Power.

    Perception is everything and the prince of fools knows how stupid his constituents are.

  113. Hi, beasn!
    How you doing today?

  114. Mcpo/wiser, do you want your asses kicked?

  115. clintbird, how about you all say you are muslim and beat the shit out of congress? Physically throw them out. I would, but I don’t have much arm strength to drag fatboy Franks anywhere.

    Then, if they try to arrest you, you can scream ‘RACISM’. They will immediately prostrate themselves before you.

  116. **puts Kelly on the “kill eventually list” for hatin’ on George**

  117. Mare – Yes, please.

  118. I’ll see your songs, Kelly, and raise you this candidate:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbW9jEd5Tu8&feature=related

  119. Mare, I can’t listen to Medved anymore. He thinks the Ground Zero mosque imam is an ok dude. Is that how you heard it today?

    Last straw for me with him

  120. clintbird, I am okay. Got tomorrow off. YAY!

    Work did give me my birthday off in the next week or two. Paid. Add that to Labor Day pay, and our quarterly bonus…..mid September will be vewwy vewwy nice.

    Though I won’t think about the possiblity that the only other skilled decorator could have quit or that the week after I have an awful schedule.

  121. beasn, I lurves the way you think.

  122. Beasn, hire me and you can mold me like fondant.

  123. How’s the timing all your moves thing going, beasn?

  124. pajammamamma, ’cause I’m too lazy to answer via facechimp – gotta go start dinner – I’ll answer here…………Yes, your answer made sense.

    Though how exactly do you defriend someone without blocking them? Where is the defriend button?

  125. *Rushes up to PJM and “molds” her fondant.*

  126. How about a little Ry Cooder?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AszqfR6as8k

  127. How’s the timing all your moves thing going

    Regarding another job? Looking. Maybe they will fire me because things aren’t getting done because we don’t have the people and then I can sit on funemployment for two years.

  128. ruh roh…Mr. Beasn is home….gotta go look like I’m doing something.

  129. beasn it is at the bottom left hand corner of THEIR page. Go to their page and hit unfriend

  130. I think it actually says remove from friends

  131. “Enjoy your meal, infidel! I hope it agrees with you…eternally.”

  132. “Cause I always think of murderous asshats when I go to Disneyland.

    Well, that and the lemon slushies they serve there. They rawk!

  133. “*Rushes up to PJM and “molds” her fondant.*”

    *gives clintbird the “butterknife”

    Wait……what?

  134. Uniball that is one of Count’s favorites

  135. Cat’s diabetic, but I knew that. Doesn’t explain the blood in his urine, but that’s gone with the antibiotics. Doc wants him on Hill’s DM, which feline diabetes websites call “overpriced junk”, and twice-daily insulin injections, which might kill him if his blood sugar is normalized by the diet. I gotta get a glucose meter.

  136. dsmn, dude. How old is the cat?

  137. Sohos,
    I love it, the lyrics are great.

  138. Brad, as I said to Nancy Pelosi last week, “come and get me.”

  139. Awesome. Thanks, Rosetta.

  140. Leon, I’d let you borrow one of mine, but I don’t think they are set for feline blood sugar amounts.

  141. Have you heard the version where she is live in a bar?

  142. This is the best

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJa-KazVMYU

  143. Sohos,
    No, do you have a link?

  144. Tiny Tim doesn’t count to me, because he’s more of a joke performer (at least in my mind). So, he falls into the same category as any sort of parody song. I think “worst songs” have to be ones that people actually took seriously.

    Like this one!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6YE3xkdPR4

  145. He’s 8. I very much doubt his pancreas is actually dead. Stress can raise blood sugar levels (going to the vet reeally stresses him out), and he sometimes gets into the dog food, which isn’t low-carb.

    BiW, believe it or not, cats and humans have comparable healthy glucose levels. So do dogs, although they tolerate hyperglycemia much less well. At the BG measurement my cat had last Thursday, my dog would have been blind.

  146. Go to their page and hit unfriend

    Thanks sohos, but I blocked the someone after they de-friended me. He didn’t like what i said about his lil’ Barry on my wall.

  147. Sohos,
    That’s great, thanks for posting it.

    Saw that it was filmed in Portland. We are seriously thinking of moving to Portland. I love that city. It can’t be much more liberal, but it’s also one of the best cities in the US.

    Concerts galore!

  148. I was unfriended once. But only because I refused to take a freind to task for being himself.

  149. good for you.

  150. SHOCKER!!!

    Herself just told me her mother, a dyed-in-the-wool democrap, admits to voting for OhBambi and. . . THAT IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!

    Holy crap! If OhBambi has lost my idiot MiL, his shit is REALLY stinking!

  151. Saw that it was filmed in Portland. We are seriously thinking of moving to Portland. I love that city. It can’t be much more liberal, but it’s also one of the best cities in the US.

    Oregon is like Apple. They make a tax for that.

    Still, if you want to wander around stumbling like you just got the tax equivalent of being jumped in the prison showers and becoming intimately acquainted with every would-be ghey porn star in cellblock E, then yeah, its a really nice place to call home.

    Who would deprogram your children from the full-on retard they would try to indoctrinate in them?

  152. Yay I’m going to get in a Facebook fight! Wheeeeeee!

  153. We are seriously thinking of moving to Portland.

    Uni came for the heroin-addicted male whores and stayed for the incredibly greedy taxocrats who rule a one party town.

  154. I actually was starting to like that whole “no pumping your own gas” thing in Oregon. Especially considering it was about a quarter cheaper than self serve in CA.

  155. Sohos, the patience thing is either genetic or something you learn very early in life.

    I have none, and have given up on trying to change it. It is what it is. If you figure it out without selling flowers at the airport, please let me know.

  156. MCPO, on the end of the other post I said you were my favorite favorite. Right behind Clint.

  157. PA – SMOOOOOOCH!

  158. I was unfriended on LJ once. Over a post about D&D.

  159. BIWIC,
    I just returned from Portland and I saw plenty of anti-obama bumper stickers. Most people there are pretty normal.

    Plus, there is a kickass job there, which I may need with the way things are going. So my options are a bit limited.

    My options are pretty limited right now, limited to outside of Seattle, San Antonio, Portland, New Jersey and a couple of other shitty Midwestern states.

  160. I was unfriended on LJ once. Over a post about D&D.

    What did your 25-sided dice tell you about that?

  161. “MCPO, on the end of the other post I said you were my favorite favorite. Right behind ”
    Clint.”

    I don’t want to know where I am on that list.

    gotta go, BLT’s for dinner.

    Have a great evening everyone.

  162. Washington’s better, even in King County.

  163. What did your 25-sided dice tell you about that?

    That some folks get ornery about the damndest things.

  164. Uni,
    Anita & I grew-up in Portland. We left in ’69. All my siblings, their kids, and grand-kids are there (most of them). If I had your job choices, I’d pick San Antonio (but after 60 years in the Pacific NorthWet, I’m ready for Tejas!
    The cops in Portland are just a little more reactionary than LAPD of not long ago. They ‘seem’ to have LOTS of “Officer Involved Shootings”. Always justified. I suppose it’s one approach to law enforcement. With their gang problems, it don’t seem to slow crime down at all.
    Good luck with your choices.

  165. BiW, I know you like to cook. Feel like doing a tag-team dinner one night, where we cook together?

  166. Aw, Uni, you are right up there on my favorites list…somewhere above Sean.

  167. Actually I was going to de-friend this fellow when I saw that him and his wife are up Barry’s ass, but got sidetracked.

    I have no patience for that kind of stupidity anymore.

  168. Kelly, he could bring some of that salmon he’s always talking about. What time will y’all be serving? 😉

  169. BIW, you landing at 6:05pm? The flight bullshit came through pretty jumbled up.

    Yup. With cocktails and pie at 6:10 pm.

    BiW, I know you like to cook. Feel like doing a tag-team dinner one night, where we cook together?

    Sounds awesome. Should be buy a midget to distract the Old Man while we cook? And then after, while we make dinner?

  170. PattyAnn, you’re pretty high up on my list.

    But you lose points for not coming to Phoenix this year.

  171. Still trying to figure out a way to get to the Texas meetup.

  172. I’m thinking something with gulf shrimp….parmesan….garlic….unsalted butter….lemion….chives……

  173. Romy – I’m counting on winning the PowerBall Lottery.

  174. Evenin’ folks. Back from rearranging the boudoir (unfortunately not a euphemism).

    The left side is now the right side and vice versa. North/south, meet south/north. But momma’s happy with it, and that’s what counts.

    I’m beat, though. What recipe are we on?

  175. #1 son is getting braces next Tuesday, and that’s $175 a month I thought I would be able to defer til later.

  176. I’m beat, though. What recipe are we on?

    “You wish you were coming to Texas” chili.

  177. Uni I would choose San Antonio the hill Country is amazing and plenty of trails to ride, plus Austin is 45 minutes up the road and plenty of hills

  178. Andy, not that feng shui shit, I hope?

  179. Sounds delicous. Can be served with pasta or rice or puff pastry. Nice light salad on the side with hm…apples, candied walnuts… I dunno, but it sounds like you already have made up the menu.

    Pie for dessert. Peach pie.

    Do you like creme brulee?

  180. xBrad, when I win MCPO’s powerball I’m starting a Hostage commune. Free lodging, food and utilities.

  181. dinner tonight will be some form of meat heated over fire.

  182. PattyAnn – Things keep going, politically, on the same track and I believe many more of us will be moving to Tejas.

  183. I;m gonna re-heat yesterdays “Butter Chicken” FTW!

  184. ok seriously, who’s turn is it to buff out my corns?

  185. I;m = I’m

  186. PA, I’ll give you all the footrubs you want.

  187. PJ, it’s Sean’s turn. Definitely Sean.

  188. Xbad, you can bring your Mom, too. We older folks will play cards with her. And drink.

  189. @7:34 PattyAnn:

    Smooooooooccccccchhhhhhhhhh!

  190. PA, the idea is to get away from Mom.

    I love the dear old thing, but I’m willing to test the maxim that absence makes the heart grow fonder.

  191. I can make whatever. All that’s need is a trip to the store to get some fresh stuff, and away we go.

  192. Did anyone see the special on bears on I think it was National Geographic yesterday? Grizzly Bears have a hump between their shoulders that is simply a huge mass of additional muscle that powers their arms. I thought lovingly and scaredingly of Laura.

  193. Do you like creme brulee?

    Yes.

  194. But xBrad, she’ll be occupied and she won’t even know you’re there or miss you.

  195. XBrad @6:20, nice ‘splodey!

  196. PA, my mom is an old, bitter, humorless person. You would not enjoy her company.

  197. I love the dear old thing, but I’m willing to test the maxim that absence makes the heart grow fonder.

    So you’re thinking that if you leave, she might actually grow to like you?

  198. Xbrad,
    It sounds like me & your mom would get along just fine…

  199. I had re-heated butter chicken too, along with an avocado.

  200. Who loves ya, Romy?

  201. ^ChrisP. See, XBad, I think it could work. Really.

  202. Chrisp, you actually attempted to make pleasant conversation.

    You failed, sure, but you tried.

  203. OK, after hours of searching I have found it. The worst music ever!

    NSFW, it is so bad people will think you are watching porn but it’s only Yoko

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GMHl7bmlzw#t=00m15s

  204. PA, my mom is an old, bitter, humorless person. You would not enjoy her company.

    OMG!!!!!!! Are you and I married or are you and PJD brothers?

  205. PJ, if you and your whole menagerie are coming, we’ll need lots of advance notice so we can build another wing. And a pen.

  206. It sounds like me & your mom would get along just fine…

    NONSENSE!!! I know for sure and for certain that you and Anita are two of the nicest people on the planet.

    don’t even give me that

  207. “Did anyone see the special on bears on I think it was National Geographic yesterday?”

    Nope but in 1985 I knew more about those critters than just about anyone. At that point I had read everything published about them.

  208. I had re-heated butter chicken too, along with an avocado.

    What do you not want to digest your food? You just want it to slide right thru your body and out the other end?

  209. PJ, you’re missing the family dynamic there. XBad lives with his Mom so he sees her differently. I do agree that ChrisP and Anita are awesome, though.

  210. XBad lives with his Mom so he sees her differently.

    nuh uh, he sees her just how I see my mother in law.

    pa, I can’t afford to bring the whole family. I’m selling a dirt bike that we’ve had lying around for ever to fund this trip.

    I wrote my own letter to the attorney and will be mailing it tomorrow, so I saved myself a $1000

  211. Evenin’, Hostagefolkses.

  212. Jenn, my macronutrient breakdown is somewhere around 35/60/5 (protein/fat/carbohydrate) on most days. My bowels well adapted to it and run like clockwork.

  213. Scott, here it is. It was interesting. Try to catch it.
    http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/explorer/2590/Overview

  214. >> Still trying to figure out a way to get to the Texas meetup.

    I 20 west.

  215. Nope but in 1985 I knew more about those critters than just about anyone. At that point I had read everything published about them.

    Scottw?

  216. PeeJ & Patty Ann,
    Shhhh!
    We are old mean, and curmudgeonly. Don’t be trying to ruin the carefully cultivated image.

  217. PA, my mom USED to be sweetness and light, and a delight to be around. Old age has changed that.

  218. Nope, no feng shui.

    More “I can’t see the TV from here” shui.

  219. Well as long as you’re ok with it who am I to criticize?

  220. I will look for it PA, they are the animal kingdoms Chuck Norris.

  221. OMG!
    It’s 1726! Somewhere, there is a drink with my name on it!

  222. Hi Jenn. I think Butter Chicken is the official Hostage comfort food. Well, next to bacon.

  223. Your mom still writes your name on your juiceboxes?

  224. Well as long as you’re ok with it who am I to criticize?

    I’m sure you would be unsurprised at how many still do. Mostly those who’ve never had a weight problem, which, of course, grants them authority to propound on it with earned expertise.

  225. mmmm bacon, my goto the world is shitty meal is a BLT and kraft mac and cheese.

  226. Nope, not me PJ. He should have been considered for a Darwin Award.

  227. No juiceboxes. Too expensive.

    I get water. Out of the tap, of course.

  228. jenn1964, why don’t you link your blog so we can all come over there and embarrass you?

  229. xBad, she’s just bored. I’ve lived around a lot of very old people (80s 90s). Now, quit arguing with me. If she was nice once, it’s still in there.

  230. PA, don’t make me spank you.

  231. I’m sure but I am just teasing. I am in a good mood, Mr X and I finally have our schedules semi-synced up again.

  232. Losing Dad really made her bitter. He was a very gregarious person.

  233. PA, make him spank you.

    You’ll both be happier afterward.

  234. jenn1964, why don’t you link your blog so we can all come over there and embarrass you?

    I am logged into wordpress but for some reason the link doesn’t carry thru here but anyone who wants to visit is welcome to –

    http://conservativeshemale.wordpress.com/

  235. I’d pay good money to get my hands on PA’s fanny.

  236. But Leon, I”M THE ONE with the quirt.

    xBad, that’s too bad about the bitterness. I was like that for a good while. Very. bitter. There’s still hope for her though. Or, I prefer to think there’s still hope for her. I’m a hoper like that.

  237. BTW PJM – I saw your comment and yes Hillcrest is nicer and more fun than North Park but I was poor and stupid back then.

  238. I am logged into wordpress but for some reason the link doesn’t carry thru here but anyone who wants to visit is welcome to –

    I only said that because I made a comment there (I think it was yesterday) making fun of you for hanging out in North Park when Hillcrest is waaaaaaay cooler.

  239. Thanks for the golf clap xbrad.

  240. I requested off on November 3rd today. And it ain’t gonna be because I’m home under the blankets crying. I expect to be up very, very late on the 2nd, partying my ass off.

  241. BTW PJM – I saw your comment and yes Hillcrest is nicer and more fun than North Park but I was poor and stupid back then.

    dang, I was a second too slow

  242. Hey that’s the story of my life so don’t feel to bad

  243. OMG! It’s 1726!

    I thought for a moment, it was time travel night. French and Indian War or something. (yes, you pedants, I know it was later. Shaddup)

  244. Andy, not all women make a career out of re-arranging the furniture. My daughter does and I don’t understand it. Every single piece of furniture in this house is in the same spot it was placed when we moved in. Because I thought about where I wanted it.

  245. I never move my furniture, cuz I don’t want to have to clean up the dust bunnies.

  246. The only time I move furniture is when I buy something new. I have things set up the way I like.

  247. ^ Bingo!

  248. When did this turn into a furniture-moving blog? Let’s talk about the fucking weather, damnit!

  249. I thought for a moment, it was time travel night. French and Indian War or something. (yes, you pedants, I know it was later. Shaddup)

    That’s what I was thinking, cept not so clever.

  250. Sky, left you a present upstream.

  251. Clint, is there some show on tonight I don’t want to watch?

  252. We have a blind dog, furniture never gets moved. NEVER!

  253. OMG!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/28u6bep

  254. It was 107 here today.

    I did not move any furniture.

  255. “Sky, left you a present upstream.”

    OMG. Want NAO!

  256. How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her –

    a. rearrange the furniture
    b. leave the plunger in the toliet
    c. put the door knobs on the wrong side of the door
    d. all of the above

  257. We have a blind dog, furniture never gets moved. NEVER!

    Think of all the fun you’re denying yourself.

  258. Are we done denigrating Neil Diamond? ‘Cuz I could go another round.

  259. I prefer to only move furniture when I move house.

    My wife has other ideas.

  260. jenn, please get out of my head

  261. Sean – STFU!

  262. Evening, all – just got through reading all of the e-mail and blogs that I didn’t read while out-of-pocket this weekend. How’s everyone doing? It’s HOT-HOT-HOT here – it was 85 degrees at 8:00 this morning…..

  263. Kelly its in Oct not Nov….

  264. Yes, PattyAnn:
    http://www.tnt.tv/series/rizzoliandisles/

    But if you watched this one, you may actually like it.

    Axe Xbrad.

  265. Also, it’s been overcast/rainy here for 3 days straight. Sucks.

  266. sohos, I’m talking about the election.

  267. We made the mistake of arranging it the way the former owners had. Put the idea in our heads but it really didn’t work well. We debated it for a while (translation, it was such a pain in the ass I procrastinated as long as I could).

    Airborne Ranger boy is here on his way back to school, so I got him to help me.

    Bonus, though, my 12-year old Dewalt cordless drill gave up the ghost about halfway through the process of moving the cable outlet. That clears the way for a nice Milwaukee set I was looking at just yesterday at the Depot.

  268. Sohita – Kelly is talking about the midterm elections, not the meatup.

  269. Ahhh yes duh!

  270. “Think of all the fun you’re denying yourself.”

    I like her PJ. She saved me twice and I owe her this.

  271. TJ wants a song vote too (personally I think this may be the greatest bad song in the history of tittyweb jenkins):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD8nNfUA8bc

  272. Would one of you voracious readers please recommend a good STEAMPUNK novel for me?????

  273. so tonight I had antipasto salad and Count had spaghetti, meatballs, Italian sausage, and tier ma su (dont know how to spell that)………sigh

  274. I like her PJ. She saved me twice and I owe her this.

    awwwwwwww, you’re all in love with the poochy, that’s so sweet

  275. Yeah, you don’t fuck around with the furniture when you’ve got a blind dog.

  276. Funny – I just got a link back from a blog I was rather unceremoniously asked to never visit again. I refuse to go see what he is saying about me.

  277. IF beasn raised pandas instead of g pigs …
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtFwmunj3U

  278. Rizolli and Isles is good.

    Not the world’s best, but a good solid cop show.

    And Angie Harmon still looks rawkin’.

    Sasha Alexander ain’t bad either.

  279. Would one of you voracious readers please recommend a good STEAMPUNK novel for me?????

    Does that have anything to do with a Cleveland Steamer?

    tiramisu I used to work at a nuvo cuisine Italian restaurant

  280. @NCPO – Difference Engine by William Gibson and Bruce Sterling
    Peshaear Lancers by I forget who
    THe Baroque Cycle by Neil Stephenson, although that is kind of pushing the genre.

  281. Not the world’s best, but a good solid cop show.

    And Angie Harmon still looks rawkin

    I saw that show for the first time last week when I was in Utah. Didn’t enjoy the whole, crazy right wing gay hater they cast on the show. tiresome

  282. PJ, I guess I didn’t see that episode yet. I’m gonna see it tonight.

  283. RSM, Jenn?

  284. PJ, I guess I didn’t see that episode yet. I’m gonna see it tonight.

    Did you record it or sumpin”?

  285. Jenn – Thank you.

  286. Rizolli and Isles is good.

    Really? I watched the first episode and wasn’t impressed. Of course I like The Closer which is like the total opposite show.

    Speaking of cop shows – has anyone seen Street Kings with Keaneu Reeves? I think it is suprisingly good given that it was a straight to DVD I think and that Reeves is the star.

  287. *Pantsed PJM.*

  288. Sasha Alexander ain’t bad either.

    Her ass in white skirts was often the high point of early NCIS episodes.

  289. My new police show of choice = http://www.tnt.tv/series/darkblue/

  290. Time to run. See ya’ll tomorrow.

  291. Daily Pundit
    RSM and Smitty and I are still on fairly good terms personally I think we just don’t link each other after the foreigners and faggots crack.

  292. 1726 – for Roamy, Sean & Peej = 5:26pm Pacific Time. I was late drinking…
    Pedants/civilians. I’ve always been either military, I.T., or a DOD contractor – working on attack helicopters. ALL use the 24 hour clock. Anita & I both use it still.

  293. I’ll second the recommendation on Difference Engine. I mostly remember the concept rather than the plot, which was “what if the information age came at the same time as the industrial revolution?” using mechanical logic rather than electronic. Knowing the history a little better now than when I read it, it’s more implausible to me now, but still an interesting “what if?”.

  294. Hi everyone.

  295. Crap! It’s time to get up?

  296. Not counting Justified of course which is TEH police show PERIOD now.

  297. Hi, Carin.
    Your tight behind is looking splendid this evening.

  298. Hi Carin. You look tired. Foot rub? Cocktail?

  299. Hi Car in.

  300. Oh I forgot League of Extraordinary Gentleman but that’s a graphic novel so it may not be everyones cup of tea.

  301. LXG in graphic novel form: recommended.
    LXG movie? Should DIAF.

  302. No drinkies for me tonight. Gotta run tomorrow.

    A foot rub would be wonderful, though,

    Why thank you clint. Today was legs and ass day at the gym. I did a few extra squats with you in mind.

  303. Hi Kelly.

    Scott, I just said “hi” not wakey wakey.

    That’s hours away.

  304. A foot rub would be wonderful, though,

    Give yourself one, pretend I did it.

    Aren’t I a sweetie?

  305. goodnight

  306. 1726 – for Roamy, Sean & Peej = 5:26pm Pacific Time. I was late drinking…

    Um, just because I’ve never been in the military doesn’t mean that I can’t understand the 24 hour clock.

    That’s the gratitude I get for adding Anita to your POL caption.

  307. I’d bust on Neil Diamond some more but frankly I don’t think I can top the ones I did.

  308. Can I pretend you used a spearmint foot rub? And that you fed me grapes?

  309. Car in’s here!!!
    Where the hell is Sox? It’s been, what, two weeks? Where was he headed last? Should we look for him?

  310. Sean,
    Thanks, again for fixing the POL. I’ll not rag on you about the 24 hour clock again. Now, What have you done with Sox?

  311. >>I rebuilt the top of a chimney which had collapsed, and fought with some other bullshit while feeling every stinking degree of heat.

    You win.

  312. Sox is a bad bad kitty. No loyalty.

    Oh, I’m sure we’ll hear about how busy he was. I ain’t buying it this time. No siree.

  313. Last week’s Rizzoli & Isiles was AWESOME! Sasha looked incredible in her little waitress outfit. And I enjoy watching the show, knowing that Angie is a conservative.

  314. Can I pretend you used a spearmint foot rub? And that you fed me grapes?

    Absotively. I also complimented your hard work and listened intently while you talked about your day, or something ghey like that.

  315. Sox spends so much time off-shore, or in a helicopter getting to a platform, and going the damnedest places, you’d think he would check-in, now and then.

  316. Dick – Just be glad that no varmints had taken up residence in the chimney!

  317. Sean,
    Thanks, again for fixing the POL. I’ll not rag on you about the 24 hour clock again.

    You’re welcome, and thank you in return.

    Now, What have you done with Sox?

    Last time I saw him, I’m pretty sure I punted him out of my backyard.

  318. Turn on your heartlight!

  319. Here’s something nobody ever needs to put on their to do list: worry about a cat.

  320. My dinner can beat up your dinner.

  321. I’d bust on Neil Diamond some more but frankly I don’t think I can top the ones I did.

    I thought it was hilarious how that spilled over from last night’s thread. But, seriously, I can’t stand him. I don’t like any of his songs, his vocal style annoys the shit out of me, and he looks like a douche.

  322. So you like him then. Good to know.

  323. BiW, are you eating ninja pirates for dinner? Or is it your usual gladiator?

  324. BiW, are you eating ninja pirates for dinner? Or is it your usual gladiator?

    SEIZE HER!!!! salad.

    Shouldn’t you be injecting a cat right now?

  325. Two of my favorite things…This is for Sean

    http://tinyurl.com/25ta4g4

  326. I’d pay good money to get my hands on PA’s fanny.

    You really just have to give her a couple of beers.

  327. Neil Diamond, the early years http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6eMW0cEXY0&feature=player_embedded#!

  328. Why do you want to hurt me, soohoo?

  329. SoHoS – You know what I love about you?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    You are a naughty girl!

  330. They were planning to do a tribute album of Neil Diamond’s music, but the only person who agreed to sing on it was William Hung.

    Neil immediately backed out of the project, as he was not comfortable with the idea of having better singers than him perform his songs.

  331. It speaks volumes about your singing when the Monkees do a better job with your music than you do.

  332. They say you always hurt the one you love

  333. Shouldn’t you be injecting a cat right now?

    Not until Wednesday. And I’m not sure I’ll do it then. I want to see what his blood sugar looks like when he’s not stressed and he’s not had a chance at the dog food bowl.

  334. DING DING DING DING!!!

    Holy shit, Wiser said something funny!!!

    Alert the media!!!!!!

  335. William Shatner and Neil Diamond are the same person.

  336. OK, wait, let’s not start dissing the Monkees.

    Last Train to Clarksville is a classic.

  337. Nonsense, Shatner can sing.

  338. To: wiserbud and Scott~ a dedication that is fitting for the two of you

    http://tinyurl.com/5o9785

  339. They say you always hurt the one you love

    I want to hurt you.

  340. Holy shit, Wiser said something funny!!!

    I said a lot of funny shit about you last night.

    Of course, you give me a lot to work with…..

  341. Michael’s idea of foreplay: Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap.

  342. wanting and doing are two very different things

  343. Wiser – Did you bludgeon any commuters to death along the highway today?

  344. Michael’s idea of foreplay:

    Bringing an ice cream cone for his date when he picks her up from after-school care.

  345. I said a lot of funny shit about you last night.

    Yeah right, like I’m gonna believe that.

    I screwed Halle Berry last night. That’s a fact.

  346. Wiser – Did you bludgeon any commuters to death along the highway today?

    until I get a job, I doubt that’s gonna happen anytime soon.

    But keep your fingers crossed!

  347. Michael’s idea of foreplay:

    Brandishing a large tube of KY and a slightly used clarinet.

  348. “Here’s something nobody ever needs to put on their to do list: worry about a cat.”

    I think, I will shit on your pillow…

  349. Brandishing a large tube of KY and a slightly used clarinet.

    No. Really. Keep the reed.

  350. Michael’s idea of foreplay:

    Getting an extra $20 from the grocery store cash register when he uses his debit card to buy his nightly bottle of Lubriderm.

  351. wanting and doing are two very different things

    OK, I take that as a challenge.

    We just gotta negotiate who pays for the handcuffs and your latex jumpsuit.

  352. “Here’s something nobody ever needs to put on their to do list: worry about a cat.”

    I think, I will shit on your pillow…

    They aren’t just terrific in Chinese Food. They also make dandy chrome polishers.

  353. I screwed Halle Berry last night. That’s a fact.

    Downloaded a bootleg copy of Catwoman, huh?

  354. Catman, opinions on treating feline diabetes with low-carb food AND insulin? I’m really nervous about twice-daily injections of a hormone that can cause brain damage if not needed.

  355. The Chartreux is a french breed that supposedly was breed for taste as well as suitability for farm life..

    French bastards..

  356. I don’t see how a barn cat that eats naught but mice and grasshoppers is going to end up tasty. Healthy, sure, but not tasty.

  357. Hey Leon,

    Couple of questions:

    How old is your cat?
    Does it go outside?

  358. Michael’s idea of foreplay:

    Convincing the client to hire him.

  359. Catman, he’s 8 and doesn’t go outdoors.

  360. So does anyone know if the judge in Tiger’s divorce case took a few moments to stare down at him and say “DUDE. DUDE.“?

  361. Scott, I still like you even if you said that. Wiser, on the other hand…

    And, Michael, I drank delicious ice-cold bottled water at your home when I was there. So don’t be sayin’ you know about the two beers thingy.

  362. Convincing the client to hire him.

    I’ve been giving free advice to Peej. Does that count as foreplay?

  363. All I know is that Tiger clearly needed to tap that much ass to be any good at golf.

    He should just buy himself a harem and get his game back.

  364. Rosetta, great poat!

  365. New poat for anyone who hates liberals.

  366. I’ve been giving free advice to Peej. Does that count as foreplay?

    depends on whether she ends up getting screwed or not.

  367. Just saw this link at the ONT. On topic with the poat: http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/19334

    Also, Maetenloch had a non-ONT post at the mothership that mirrored a lot of this one.

    I think this captures it. The mosque is the straw that broke the camel’s back after watching 10 years of stupid shit like 80 year-old grannies getting wanded by TSA when 20-year old muslim men with one-way tickets paid for with cash 5 minutes before walk by.

    Throw in Janet “The System Worked” Napolitano and countless other examples, and we’re just done.

  368. Michael,
    “The Last Train To Clarksville” didn’t mean much to me until I took “The Last Bus To Clarksville” in the winter of ’67 and entered Ft .Campbell. THEN, I knew what it meant.

    Hey, Tiger was just playing some ‘strange’ holes! Give a Brotha a break!
    Since he got caught and stopped screwing around, his game SUCKS!

  369. depends on whether she ends up getting screwed or not.

    I’m pretty sure she’s not a virgin.

  370. Michael’s idea of foreplay:

    helping his date put on her strap-on.

  371. I’m pretty sure she’s not a virgin.

    {{{GASP!!!}}}

  372. “Here’s something nobody ever needs to put on their to do list: worry about a cat.”

    After just having to put our last cat down, she was between 18 and 20 and was born under Anitas roll-top desk, she had been in our family all that time. Every evening, if we sat in front of the TV, she was on my lap. She would eat off of Anitas plate, but never mine. When we went to bed, she was under my knees for a bit, then sleeping at my feet. For almost 20 years!
    Realizing that she was done, and having to pay the vet to kill “a member of our family”, was tough.
    So, from me to you; “A hearty FUCK YOU!”
    Nothing personal, just don’t ever put your life in my hands.

  373. Pawn Stars is on!

  374. I am heartbroken due to accusations of racism because I agree with this article. I have been a liberal all of my life with moderate leanings. But to be accused of racism was like being called a baby killer. I questioned, “Where are the Moderate Muslims and why aren’t the speaking up in loyalty to the American Nation and American People? I had already written to the Whitehouse and Gov. Paterson suggesting a multi-religious complex be built on the proposed Mosque site. To have a Church, Mosque and Synagogue with a central building as a cultural center including these religions and many others, such as Hindu, Buddhist, etc. After those questions and expression of my opinion, I was accused of being racist. (I had been mistreated by Muslim bosses for 5 years, but time would erase that hurt). I guess everyone has a need to feel superior. I wish it were not by the use of blindness.

  375. Welcome to the racist community, Jane.

    You just have to remember that the word doesn’t mean what it used to mean. In today’s parlance it just means that you disagree with a liberal so don’t feel bad.


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