When things are bad, it always helps me to remind myself that things could be worse. It’s not always easy, but these are pretty much guaranteed to remind me that nothing I have ever done has been this bad:
Enjoy. I’m sure you will.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Lurch.
And this IS the worst poat ever.
This poat smells of despair. And Jazz.
Same thing, really.
I smell of rage and ridge hands to the bridge of the nose.
I smell dead people.
I smell like dead people.
Of corpse you do!
The String Bikini vid reminds me of Ace of Base meets Ringo Starr. Or wiserbud.
We’re actually supposed to watch those?
getthefuckouttahere!
You can do whatever you want, xbrad. I just offered them as an alternative to the hard poo that was the last thread.
I have to go fix the bathtub drain. BBIAB
PJ, what have you done for me lately?
Well, she kinda kept wiserbud out of our hair for one night.
My record for surviving air travel is still perfect!
Well, she kinda kept wiserbud out of our hair for one night.
Admit it, HS. You missed me.
Oh, shit. I summoned him.
Fuck you, wiserbud.
**takes Hotspur off X-mas mailing list**
Fuckhole.
Fuck you, wiserbud.
See? Who else could you say that to with such passion and feeling?
You missed me.
One of my high school girl friends missed her period once, too. But that didn’t mean she still wanted me around.
Reflections on my evening with PJM:
Wow. It really is all about her! I was lucky if I was able to get a word in edgewise. We laughed a lot and I think everyone had fun ( I know I did) but damn, it was all PJ, all night!
We did find a pool table though, which was fun. Hopefully I tipped the bartender enough to erase the security video of what we did on the pool table, though.
You missed me.
With every bullet so far.
(h/t to Al Bundy)
We did find a pool table though, which was fun. Hopefully I topped the bartender enough to erase the security video of what we did on the pool table, though.
That sentence wasn’t enough about me.
“PJM, get off the table. The dollar is for the beer.”
That sentence wasn’t enough about me.
Sorry. How about if I tell everyone about the ti…..
Oh, sorry. You’re still talking. I’ll be quiet.
Okay, speaking of pool, it’s Thursday night, and it what we do.
So everybody STFU.
While PJM was absolutely horrible at actually shooting pool, she did handle the cue like an absolute pro.
“PJM, get off the table. The dollar is for the beer.”
Dollar? It was fifty cents.
Dollar? It was fifty cents.
You never gave me my change.
“There was just something missing emotionally, and I didn’t like the whole set-up at all.”
Billie Jean, page 59
You know how to keep Jazz busy for hours?
http://tinyurl.com/yhrsxnc
I think we’ll either have to burn the Billie Jean book, or Wiser.
I’m OK with either action.
” I never enjoyed playing more than three sets. If I run too much, my testicles begin to bruise my spleen.”
Billie Jean page 76
“There was just something missing emotionally, and I didn’t like the whole set-up at all.”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
so sad I have to take the kids to wrestling now and miss the wit and wisdom of billie
oh and you guys too
” I never enjoyed playing more than three sets. If I run too much, my testicles begin to bruise my spleen.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That’s even better. Made up quotes from Billie. Now I’m reeeeeally sorry I have to go.
You know how to keep Jazz busy for hours?
L to R: Pupster, Jazz
http://tinyurl.com/k5qga
What the fuck is this shit?
Same shit, different day, Romy.
Check PoL.
Dolly got her own pic, cool. Told Mr. RFH about the book and “customers who bought this also bought…” He laughed.
Hahahahaha!
http://www.theospark.net/2009/11/how-pumpkin-pies-are-made.html
How was work today Romy?
http://tinyurl.com/yz6ydra
Pupster, I worked two hours of overtime arguing with the shop over what the fuck happened to a year and a half of work.
Did ya get paid for the OT Romy? (or will ya)
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
Well, there was a bit of good news for Ares I today, so you’ve got that going for you.
Nope, I won’t get paid for the OT. I won’t feel guilty about the office Thanksgiving lunch lasting more than our allotted 30 minutes.
I could have walked out and left work on time, but I was on a roll. They were very polite and apologetic by 4:30, because they wanted to go home.
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
E Coli for your kid.
http://tinyurl.com/yj5n69d
I missed it, what was the good news? Not the Time magazine thing, I hope.
I used to make more per year on overtime than I make now on unemployment.
Guess what I’m watching?
http://tinyurl.com/yz8drlk
Sox?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYUNA4rG6sU
Romy, I just saw a blurb that said the Ares I-X showed less vibration than expected.
MCPO, I downloaded that last night. I saw it a couple months ago. I might watch it again tonight.
No offense Romy, but I’d kinda like to hear a Rocket Scientist argument.
Scientist 1: Place my penis in your mouth and inhale vigorously and continuously!
Scientist 2: No, you mobilize and fornicate singularly and in the first person.
This poat is chock full of bad.
XBrad, cool.
Vmax, funny toy. Reminds me of the plush Cthulhu. Which reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk
sweet
http://tinyurl.com/ycj78vu
Rand Simberg says Ares-1 is like the ass of a fat woman who eats only cheese and onions: bloated and full of gas. I’m paraphrasing, but I’d like to know if he’s wrong.
http://tinyurl.com/ydrbysr
V,
“active armor” of one sort or another has been in the works for many years. This is as close as I’ve seen to a workable system. It’ll be interesting to see how well it works.
What is the deal with Ares? Is it more powerful than Titan or whatever we are launching stuff with?
It is cool to see the integration of the counter sniper with the gun and adding the active stuff too
We did find a pool table though, which was fun. Hopefully I topped the bartender enough to erase the security video of what we did on the pool table, though.
That sentence wasn’t enough about me.
I know. It was all about me ……that entire 28 seconds was all about me.
Roamy Community Theater Presents An Argument
Rocket Scientist 1: You’re in error, you coprophiliac, asthmatic, toner-sniffer!
Rocket Scientist 2: Well, at least I didn’t find my Ph.D. in the bottom of the cereal box!
RS 1: Martensite for brains!
RS 2: Eat hot hypergols!
Fin.
that entire 28 seconds was all about me.
That was before PJ showed up, right?
‘Sup, teabaggerz?
Martensite
That takes me back to the Fe-C phase diagram. Good times.
Looking at the “worst music video ever” made me think that that’s what the Hostages would look like.
Everyone get your sweaters and red pants on! NOW!
This post appears to be a lot of blahblahblabh. Did I miss anything?
This post appears to be a lot of blahblahblabh. Did I miss anything?
Are you new here?
Mare – I have red sweat pants!
Are you new here?
Yeah, it was a dumb question. In my defense I’m mixing two kinds of cold meds and some booze.
Damn Tat not sharing the booze.
Or drugs.
In my defense I’m mixing two kinds of cold meds and some booze.
Niiiiiiiice…….
I’m wearing a red sweater. Does that count?
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/scrubbed-cru-data-hacked-recovered-and-released/
fuck the enviro-dicks!
I’m wearing a red sweater. Does that count?
No.
Wiser, I was able to call in a favor with the Corporate Security Director of BJ’s Brewhouse, and I’ve procured exclusive video of PJM greeting you in the parking lot.
You are welcome.
http://tinyurl.com/yck4buu
any pediatricians in the house?
Rudolph had a red nose, is that close enough?
“It was the most profound 28 seconds of my life, and when I decided to switch teams.”
Billie Jean page 146
any pediatricians in the house?
No.
Ha!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2009/11/obama-lee-myungbak-korea-black-belt.html
Nobel and Black Belt!
any pediatricians in the house?
I play one on TV.
I’ve procured exclusive video of PJM greeting you in the parking lot.
RUN AWAY!!!!
“Rogaine worked for a while”
Billie Jean page 214
Look it’s a windfall for the hostage guys.
http://www.gmanews.tv/story/177346/climate-change-pushes-poor-women-to-prostitution-dangerous-work
Just this once, I wish it wasn’t a hoax.
“Schwetty-Balls…”
Billie Jean, Page 69
This new Wii game suxs.
http://tinyurl.com/ykbmfsb
*points remote at TI*
“Tennis was fun for a while, until it occurred to me that I really didn’t like balls.”
Billie Jean, pg 127
Either I’m losing my mind or it smells like fried chicken outside.
Either I’m losing my mind or it smells like fried chicken outside.
Local farm catch fire?
*points remote at TI*
*gives Pups the one-eyebrow-raised-stare*
*Swats w/ rolled up newspaper*
No poultry farms around here. Just cows.
Maybe they’re gonna open a Doublemeat Palace.
STFU with the Doublemeat Palace shit already, woodja?
That was before PJ showed up, right?
You mean while she kept driving past the restaurant (was it six times we counted?)
The 28 sec. was the act itself.
Yeah, that was funnier in my head than in the thread.
**cuts Sean for not being a sufficiently devoted Buffy fan**
What will global warming be blamed for next?
http://www.gmanews.tv/story/177346/climate-change-pushes-poor-women-to-prostitution-dangerous-work
“And after the game, Bobby blew me.”
Billie Jean, page 199
Xbrad was extra naughty this year…a lump of coal just didn’t seem appropriate.
http://tinyurl.com/yd6f4x5
The 28 sec. was the act itself.
now yer just gonna make all the other ladies here jealous…..
*wets fingers and smoothes eyebrows….
Romy, when they say no parking, they mean… NO PARKING.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_urLWPrONI
What will global warming be blamed for next?
Dude, 10 minutes late!
vmax, scroll up about 10 comments.
Sorry Tattoo!
I usually click on all of your links
Not to many of Tboms
I wonder if she’s hot?
http://www.gmanews.tv/story/177346/climate-change-pushes-poor-women-to-prostitution-dangerous-work
Sorry Tattoo!
I usually click on all of your links
All is forgiven then.
*smooches*
I completely ignore wiser’s
I keed, I keed!
Niiiiice shock wave.
L to R
VMAX, VMAX
http://tinyurl.com/ygnacb3
“The thing that bothered me most about Bobby was that he was a dick.”
Billie Jean, page 87
Another story that will be buried. . .
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/scrubbed-cru-data-hacked-recovered-and-released/
There is no news. There is only the truth of the signal. What I see. And, there’s the puppet theater the Parliament jesters foist on the somnambulant public.
– Mr. Universe Serenity
I completely ignore wiser’s
Hence the reason I don’t put a lot of effort into my commenting….
I blame global warming for premature… conclusions.
“I’m sorry baby, I mean, it was just too hot….”
I blame global warming for premature… conclusions.
“I’m sorry baby, I mean, it was just too hot….”
You have only yourself to blame when your wife suggests an igloo in northern Canada.
Thanks pup, thanks
New Zeke pic,
Kissing the girls!
Zeke’s got it goin’ on, but that girl is a bitch.
“it’s impossible to have a perfect backhand with a penis”
BJK page 42
http://www.newsherald.com/articles/nude-79230-gunpoint-alleged.html
Chief?
Zeke’s got it goin’ on, but that girl is a bitch.
I’m pretty sure he likes that.
I’m pretty sure he likes that.
Dude, w/ the right looks how many of y’all don’t like that.
And BTW, I hate people.
“I really wish I had the chance to lick Martina Navratilova when I was younger.”
Billie Jean, page 69
Did anyone check out my link??
It’s earth-shattering!
And BTW, I hate people.
*wipes away a tear
Our little girl is growing up.
Did anyone check out my link??
It’s earth-shattering!
I did, it’s very interesting, it’ll never get any hang-time w/ the “True Believers”.
Yes Chief,
It reminded me I have not checked out McGoo in a while.
I do not know why I do not go there more often.
It’s earth-shattering!
Well, until the Ministry of Truth gets a hold of it…..
Chief: I posted it at DPUD.
You’re gonna be a little disappointed with McGoo. He’s on a hiatus.
I might check him once a month X.
It was new to me
goddamn I hate wallpapering
I’m pretty sure wallpapering hate you right back.
My hate is stronger.
Wallpapering is Satan’s work. Don’t do it.
Ricola taste like ass.
I’m so fucking tired of being sick.
And I’m so tempted to admit to my cow-orkers that it is the flu and not a fucking cold just to watch them spazz.
This poat sucks like a Hoover with a broken switch.
My hate is stronger.
You’re never gonna become a Jedi Knight with that attitude.
Just ask Billie Jean.
Billie Jean has hit on everyone in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja4NfjEfKMs
BJK jacket……or maybe Brad…..http://www.nlqp.com/funny/Mangina.jpg
way to fuck up a link, Scott.
The following is a presentation of Dave in Texas Wallpaper Theatre.
Dave: Cooperate little wallpaper border, you’ll look great when I’m done and I will get style points on this shit. I remember, “bookends!”.
Wallpaper: Fuck you. I gots irregular patterns and you will have a headache in 10 minutes trying to match up this shit.
Glue: I’m gettin in your hair asshole.
Dave: What is this, hate? I am on your side. I shall combine you to make you attractive. I am fulfilling your destiny.
Wallpaper: Kiss my triangle. I was happy as hell on this shelf.
Dave: How many triangles from the bumpy thing to the next shade?
Wallpaper: HAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCKIT!
Dave: I have corners over the shower.. shit that won’t work.
Glue: I like it here.
Wallpaper: the scroll is supposed to be topside daddy-O. You have to flip us all over now.
Dave: *redacted*
fin
exuent omnes
BJK jacket……or maybe Brad…..
Does that actually count as full frontal?
Why the gravity hammer in Halo 3 is awesome!!
http://tinyurl.com/yzcmwvo
“I hate wallpapering, but I don’t mind painting, IYKWIM.”
Billie Jean, pg 196
How long is Brietbart gonna keep rolling out ACORN vids? I like the way he waits until Bertha Lewis protests their innocence before he rolls out contradictory evidence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno
MCPO, you ever work on C-119s?
xBrad – No.C-1, C-2, C-118 and C-131
hey, why didn’t MCPO tell us he wrote a book
You have my attention!
MC-130H
Romy – Love the Blind faith video. Any particular reason you posted it?
When I was a wee lad, we had C-118s and a couple C-119s at NAS Whidbey. We also had SP-2Hs.
Pretty soon they all left. The station hack was a US-2.
what do men want for Christmas?
>> what do men want for Christmas?
peace in the house…
men who have two daughters I mean.
series,
I am going to get it
almost got it
Got it!
what do men want for Christmas?
BJ’s
what do men want for Christmas?
A gun, ammo, a new camera, a new laptop, a month of daily blowjobs, new tires, and a gas grill.
everyone gets a treat
A 52″ LCD TV with native resolution of 1080P and at least 2 HDMI hook ups. . . or just STFU and bring me a turkey sammich with cranberry sauce.
Oh, and a complete set of the collected works of Mark Levin.
yup what BiW said
Brad: I think that’s why he did it that way. Drop the bomb, let the left scurry and craft their story, then another video to blast that talking point from orbit.
Just in a mood, Chief.
How’s this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjJzlIedCuo
men who have two daughters I mean.
Count falls into that category, and I should have stated (Not sex stuff duh!)
Oh, and a complete set of
the collected works of Mark Levin.Buffy The Vampire Slayer.and I should have stated (Not sex stuff duh!)
how about cash…in which we can then buy stuff YOU want, which in turn will get us bj’s
Eddie, I know that’s what they’ve been doing. I just find it so amusing.
Ah, well then.
Men who have two daughters want to triangulate on shows that the girls both love, and get the collected works on DVD to watch with them over the holidays.
F’rinstance, couple years ago me and mine enjoyed the holidays curled up on the sofa watching all of the Firefly series.
Basically we want things we can enjoy with our daughters. Like DVDs. And guns.
yall are no help *punches all hostage men in the “head” *
That is a sweet idea Dave. The night after the rival football game we had a “Legally Blonde”, fest with the girls piled in our bed and it was fun!
we had a “Legally Blonde”, fest with the girls piled in our bed and it was fun!
anybody want to hit that one?
SoHoS – Does this mean the Count won’t be getting a turkey sammich with cranberry sauce?!??!!?!?
Sohos, I asked for a Garmin to take on business trips.
hahahahaha I knew once I hit send that it could get ugly
sosho:
I just want some time to myself
Brad:
yeah. That is funny. ACORN HAS to realize there are more tapes out there. If not, they indeed are fools
He doesnt do Cranberry
He doesnt do Cranberry
COMMUNIST!!!!!!!
I know. He doesnt do any condiments either. There is something really wrong with that…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3V_Mo_jQ1g
xBrad – No.C-1, C-2, C-118 and C-131
My dad was a loadmaster on C-5s. At his memorial service, they did a low altitude flyby with a C-5. Those are some big muthafucking planes right there.
Mesa, I haven’t been near a C-5 in ages, but yeah, you gotta fool a lot of air to get one of those things airborne.
when I went to the airshow a couple weeks ago, they had a C-17 there. BIG plane, but not even in the same league as a C-5.
holy shit MCPO, thanks for the link!
this is going to be funnnnnn 🙂
Wiser – When we were in Norfolk, the active could be viewed from our patio. The C-5, both on approach and rollout, look to slow to be actually flying.
An “Orange Blossom Special” for you, Vmax, and thank you for the puppy pics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Svm_Vnntyk
yall are no help *punches all hostage men in the “head” *
And here I thought you wanted an honest answer. You should have let us know that it was actually like asking us “Do these jeans make my butt look fat?” That way we would have given you the answer you wanted rather than the honest one.
Sohos, it can be a movie they all wanna watch, there’s just something about a series, one the girls dig, that’s just hours of holiday fun with them.
I don’t know if my girls remember this stuff as much as me, but to me, they were the best gifts ever.
The C-5, both on approach and rollout, look to slow to be actually flying.
My dad told me they had to design the entire body of the plane to provide lift, because they just couldn’t get enough with just the wings.
I may have told this story before, but my dad passed away about 4 months before Operation Desert Shield. His (former) unit was activated to supply the troops. I was watching the news that night about that and they showed stock footage of C-5s being loaded. My dad was in the videos.
That was really weird.
The slowest plane I ever saw was an Antonov-2 at an air show. Damn thing looked like it was hanging from an invisible hook. All the other planes were zooming past.
Quick question: Are they still flying C-130’s? Something massive waddled it’s way into Offutt yesterday.
Thanks Yall. I am passing out I took two painkillers b/c my leg was on fire. Goodnight all
Yes Tat, my wife sees them at Selfridge all the time.
Not only are they still flying C-130s, they’re still building them.
That’s what I thought Leon. It’s a little unusual to see’em here anymore.
Here’s a little AN-2 for you. Big for a single engine airplane…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNKUerLVnM
Goodnight, Sohita. Tomorrow will be a better day!
Great. MCPO killed it.
No, I was watching the AN-2 video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJQwHwP0ojI
Romy, I know you were. But where the hell is everyone else? You know none of those mouthbreathers are gonna watch it.
xBrad – I watched it! But I have an unhealthy fascination with aircraft.
MCPO, I’ve prolly got a greater fascination than you. I didn’t have an outlet for it. I’ve been watching various clips of various planes all night.
I have a model P-51 hanging in my office and a F/A-18 mousepad. Unhealthy fascination?
Aw, Chief, I was hoping that was music. I want one more good song before I sign off and go to bed.
Ain’t they pretty??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hi3xkxAsrs
I had an S-2G coffee cup for many moons.
CalFires still flies S-2Ts and OV-10s.
S-2 was a solid airframe
Every Grumman bird had a solid airframe.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laplaza/2009/11/peru-gang-fat-corpses-cosmetics-black-market.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LaPlaza+%28La+Plaza%29&utm_content=Twitter
I saw one of these stooging around down here a couple weeks ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8VxPC6JlI
“Basically we want things we can enjoy with our daughters. Like DVDs. And guns.”
Dave’s house sounds like ours.
**waves to Mare**
Did you kill anyone for coldcream today?
Hi, Mare!!
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=cairo+illinois&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.671324,79.013672&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Cairo,+Alexander,+Illinois&ll=37.005329,-89.176461&spn=0.273074,0.617294&z=11
You trying to tell us something, Mesa?
I’ve stood next to the tarmac at Travis AFB as C-5s took off overhead screaming like banshees but looking like they could barely get off the ground. Hearing protection was obviously required for that job. The U2s at Beale AFB are pretty cool to watch too.
I’ve said too much. I will have to kill you all now.
Mesa is at the SPEAKEASY!
So, in Illinois, is it pronounced Ki-ro like Egypt or Kay-ro like Georgia?
Like the syrup, IIRC.
Is that like sy-rup or sir-up?
Suuuur-up!
Tis where I is.
About a mile from where the Mississippi and Ohio rivers come together.
This is where Huck and Jim were trying to get to.
Kayro
Your mark was on the Speakeasy bar.
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/13596234
Hola, MCPO!
No cold cream today. As a matter of fact xbrad I didn’t know people used that term anymore.
Guess I won’t be hanging out downtown — http://www.panoramio.com/photo/4513079
oh shit! Americano! Where are you?
Mare, what the fuck do I know about makeup?
And you folks in the peanut gallery can just STFU,
Wow, Conyers really dumped on Teh Won today.
ARERRRGH!!
This hotel’s wifi is connected to the Internet with a string.
HAHAHA! I knew it! Had a beer there once.
Mesa, give us a couple of thoughts on leaving Michigan. Literally driving out of the state.
And well done, man!
Well, on the plus side, Mesa didn’t die in a fiery accident.
On the minus side, he’s in Illinois. Poor fella.
I’m barely in Illinois, I’m only about an hour and a half from Memphis.
This is redneck Illinois. Funny accents.
give us a couple of thoughts on leaving Michigan
Fuck Michigan.
Congrats on that thing, mesa.
good luck Mesa.
Fuck Michigan.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Welcome South, brother.
Glad to hear you’re on your way, Mesa. I think a change of venue is definitely the right choice. See you in TX sometime.
http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/11/dem-rep-john-conyers-im-getting-tired-of-saving-obamas-can.html
is this what you were talking about, Mesa?
For Mesa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMhaehb5AnE
Thx to everyone.
I’m in a better mood than I’ve been in months — hope and change. The real kind.
The only reason I stopped for the night and did not drive straight through:
You received 8 experience points and $112,200 for helping Donna Dolce.
You’re welcome, Romy.
For Mesa:
Heh, if anyone asks me where I’m from — Chicago.
I’m just going to pretend the last twelve years didn’t happen.
“Fuck Michigan.”
HA! I couldn’t agree more!
(Sorry Michiganders)
Mesa, didn’t you declare war on me?
My dad was born in Michigan.
And promptly moved to Georgia. Smart move.
There are some really beautiful women in Texas, Mesa. I hope they’re ready for you.
My husband’s parents were born in Michigan. My husband was born in Michigan. One of my daughters was born in Michigan.
SCREW MICHIGAN!
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I love the new header!
Heh.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I love the new header!
It’d be better w/o the clutter of those little x’s.
My late Grandpa was born in Michigan.
Something or other that happened in December of 1941 gave him a convenient excuse to leave.
The Germans invaded Pearl Harbor?
Forget it, he’s rolling…
Back boobs — http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg
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Back boobs
http://tinyurl.com/y9h5vev
Back boobs
Wow……..just wow.
I’m so flippin terrified I’m going to wind up on that web-site one of these days.
When are you leaving mesa?
I left.
PJ’s a little slow sometimes.
**puts PJ’s drawing of backboobs in teh fridge**
That would have been a funnier joke if I’d written “…ON the fridge.”
**suddenly addicted to commenting without saying anything**
How am I slow sometimes? Because I have other things to do besides read every single comment that was ever left at the hostages?
ok I just scrolled up.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The only reason I stopped for the night and did not drive straight through:
You received 8 experience points and $112,200 for helping Donna Dolce.
You’re welcome, Romy.
you didn’t take that picture did you?
or is that carin’s backyard?
That would have been a funnier joke if I’d written “…ON the fridge.”
Nope. It was actually funnier the way you did it.
*gives x-brad a sticker for his folder*
was it a scratch and sniff sean?
It was banana.
(Hammock.)
(Before laundry day.)
I’m going to sleep.
Have no idea where I’ll be tomorrow. Somewhere in Louisiana, mayhaps.
**tries to put sticker on folder*
**puts finger in eye and sticker in hair**
**glares at evil Sean*
Fucker.
Sean?
Sean’s out hooking for beer money.
No takers.
Back to guzzling Listerine, I guess.
Sean, if the Listerine doesn’t cut it, the Russians used to make some sort of hooch out of shoe polish. I’ll send you a recipe.
I don’t want no Commie hooch.
*names names*
Thanx, EddieBear. Americano is ok (relatively. I’m not shot or anything).
Thank you… Still another good posting, this really is why I come back for a weblog over and over again..