Memes In The Cradle

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106 Comments

  1. Yes….and Hemoglobin is just one molecule different from Chlorophyll. What’s your point.

  2. How many bullwhip molecules do you have shoved up your ass right now, Dan?

  3. Hey Jay, this poat was published in the past, I changed the date to today and republished.

  4. AC is fixed, we’ve been fighting with the rental company’s maintenance team for 3 weeks trying to get it repaired. The 3 hottest weeks of the year of course.

    I bought some portable AC units from Home Depot to keep us from burning up, now I have to decide if I want to be that guy and return them, re-sell then some how, or keep them.

  5. Split the difference. Return one and keep the other as a spare for the next time this happens.

  6. I ordered a new Midea AC from Home Depot about 6 weeks ago and it still hasn’t arrived. We have the heat pump set on cool for the first floor which is nice. The upstairs bedroom needs an AC at night and the portable unit does an okay job cooling but doesn’t really dehumidify all that well. There’s a way you can attach a hose to the back to add that capacity but we use it for 2 months out of the year and I haven’t bothered to do that. The Midea one is supposed to be quieter and more energy efficient which is probably why they’re on backorder.

  7. wakey wakey

  8. It’s a loud metal morning here. I hope it is the same for you guys.

  9. thanks pups

  10. Sorry to hear that, Carin. Maybe you can ask them to cut the racket.

  11. If one is named Sugar I am pretty sure the other one needs to be called Britches.

  12. Cookie? That would be a cute dog name.

  13. Watching Maui residents scream Foch You at BIden is sorta bittersweet, because I’m sure they all voted for that idiot. The dedication folks have to a politician they have never really researched, etc – when they have zero understanding of politics … sometimes it bites you in the ass. I get it, you are blue through and through. But maybe you should pay more attention and sift through the bullshit.

  14. Lauraw – disrupting my sleep is the biggest reason I don’t do IF.

  15. I’ve got thoughts swimming around in my head about the “I ignore politics” ideology. I have a few such people in my life.

    Ignoring politics is a luxury we no longer have. When the shit they did in Washington really didn’t have THAT big of an impact. I mean, it did, but it didn’t. Taxes. Regulations. But we’ve reached a tipping point where you just can’t. SOme of my IRL friends say they just depend on me to tell them when something “big” is going on, and then I am supposed to fill them in.

    sigh.

    And I have another friend who says I’m stupid for paying attention – that it just affects my mental health (It really doesn’t – I have a lot of balance. Between working out and reading fluff … my kids and dogs).

  16. Oh and metal music. that’s a huge outlet for me too.

  17. It didn’t do it last time, Carin.

    dedication folks have to a politician they have never really researched, etc – when they have zero understanding of politics … sometimes it bites you in the ass.

    There’s a town near here where the residents voted in a R for once, just because his last name was Santos. “one of us.” When they found out he was Portuguese, not Hispanic, they were PISSED and they voted him out next election, lol!

  18. HI voted against Trump. You should try and vote FOR something, not against. We got lucky when we voted against Hillary, because I’m pretty sure no one was voting FOR Trump in 16. in 20, they were, and it was stolen from them.

  19. Portuguese can’t be Hispanic? Sharing a peninsula doesn’t count?

  20. Ok, just got the report. I’m going to need Jimbro to tell me what all this means. Mainly, can I try to run at least the half marathon?

    Posteromedial meniscocapsular Sprain
    Full-Thickness 5 mm cartilage defect of the posterior non weight bearing aspect of the medial demoral condyle
    Subchondral osteophyte of the weight bearing medial femoral condyle

    Small effusion

    anterior compartment cartilage thinning involving the patella. Focal cartilage loss at the medial trochlea facet with reactive marrow change

  21. JIMBRO PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE

  22. rub some dirt on it

  23. Europe is such a weird place. so many divisions.

    I wonder if that is what the US is going to be like, Florida and California doing battle because of politics.

  24. I want to see Grand Turismo. I didn’t think I would, but the previews are pretty cool, even if the premise is a bit far fetched. I like the grizzled old actor. He was in Equalizer 2.

  25. I can walk – the last two days that’s gotten a lot better. Issues are bending the knee and sleeping. For some reason when I lay on my side my knee aches. It’s not that it’s touching something – it feels like it’s “hanging” the joint wrong. Pain is more dull 24/7. I think the inflammation of the initial injury has subsided which was what was causing most of the pain? BUt then I’m not a doctor.

  26. Hispanic means you speak Spanish. Portuguese are Lusophones.

    Portugal was a nation already for three hundred years before Spain came into existence.

  27. Meaning, you don’t name the inhabitants of the older country after the younger country.

  28. Jimbro’s probably finally mowing his lawn. He could be gone all day.

  29. looks like something is inflamed/irritated on a non-load bearing portion in your knee.

  30. “It’s a loud metal morning here. I hope it is the same for you guys.”

    I’ woke up to a collection of symphonies by Giovanni Sammartini. Wakey wakey to you, too.

  31. I’m keeping things quiet because the baler’s going to be running all afternoon and Possum is still asleep.

    That said, Rumble livestreams aren’t loading for me for some reason.

  32. I think of politics as hurricanes. I can’t make it go away, I can’t change its destructiveness, I can’t alter its path. For sure we can’t vote it away.

    So the only thing I can do is make preparations, keep a close eye on it, and hunker down when it gets close and try to survive it. I sure as heck don’t ignore it.

  33. If Maine is in the same shape as Vermont, Jimbro may need someone to pull his mower out of the mud. I drove through on Saturday and saw someone mowing their yard, and it looked as if he were plowing it with the wheel ruts. If Jimbro’s grass is as high as he says, he ought to borrow some sheep to graze it down.

  34. They do make great lawnmowers.

    If you’d rather have pets, miniature horses can do the same work. Either way you get great fertilizer as a side benefit.

  35. Portuguese can’t be Hispanic? Sharing a peninsula doesn’t count?

    Wrong kind of hispanic. The Portuguese actually contribute positive things to the world.

  36. Plus what Laura said.

  37. I was wrong. Asian guy did the CA ‘Pride’ shooting.

    Million to juan chance I was gonna guess that.

  38. According to the article, the gay shit was the motive. How convenient.

  39. conference call time

  40. Oh good, I’ll put on my headset and go throw hay.

  41. Meaning, you don’t name the inhabitants of the older country after the younger country.

    I was half ass kidding. I have Mexican friends who get highly offended if you label a Peruvian or a Guatemalan or a Puerto Riican etc as being Mexican. They hate each other as much as the rest of us.

  42. Maybe if the Portuguese had been better at colonizing and spreading their language and culture, they wouldn’t have this issue.

  43. Maybe if the Portuguese had been better at colonizing and spreading their language and culture, they wouldn’t have this issue.

    They ran out of smallpox blankets, so they had to stay home.

  44. Well that’s on them. Bad logistics has consequences.

  45. Lotta chatter on the left about locking up Trump now, pretrial.

    In the name of democracy, of course.

  46. It’s my understanding that the Portuguese adventurers didn’t have the full throated support of the throne like the Spaniards and English did. Brazil was colonized more by wealthy freelancers than by agents of the king.

  47. Your mom is better than the Portuguese royals then. I get her full-throated support all the time.

  48. Maybe we should do a death pool for Trump too.

  49. Brazil disagrees.

  50. Carin, in a day long meeting thing and taking a quick break now. Short answer now, longer later.

    Acute pain from tweaking your meniscus where it joins up with the capsule.

    Chronic changes of early arthritis which, based on your activity level, were asymptomatic and you probably wouldn’t know about them absent the MRI.

    My advice is to focus on hiking with brief running intervals for a few weeks and then if you’re feeling okay progress to your regular running schedule. A half marathon in the next 6 weeks seems unwise

  51. well, he didn’t say no

    FULL SPEED AHEAD!

  52. Well … the marathon is middle of October – so 2 months almost away.

    I assume no running until relatively pain free? I was going to try walking today and see if it did anything.

  53. maybe smoking pot would help?

  54. I just saw this cool new drug I think would help …

  55. I’ve been holding this in, but it might be time to take up some cardio that isn’t so rough on your knees, Carin. A marathon after something serious enough that you had an MRI on your own dime seems ill advised.

    But they’re your knees, do what you like.

  56. Maybe some Xylazine will eliminate your knee pain. Seems like they are really hitting the animal tranquilizers lately. Pretty soon, the vets won’t let us have anything.

  57. This is the way things are now:

    Fridge is 14 months old. Quit working.

    I was told I needed new tires. The car has 30k miles. The guy told me i was lucky to get that much from them. $500 per tire.

    WTF?

  58. Fridge is 14 months old. Quit working.

    Energy Star Producttm?

  59. yeah, they tried telling my wife we needed tires on the truck, too.

  60. MJ, when you order a new fridge know that a RH door is NOT right handed. RH means left handed and LH means right handed.

    The H is for hinged.

    We learned this when we specially ordered one from New Zealand.

    We are learning to live with it.

  61. Thanks Scott.

    It’s covered under warranty so they’re fixing or replacing it.

  62. “Energy Star Product?”

    He’s saving a bundle.

  63. Oilfield Rando
    @Oilfield_Rando
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    12m
    They don’t care if you comply with new covid restrictions or not.

    They just want an excuse to mass mail ballots to urban voters.

  64. A lot of fridge doors can be reversed, or could back in the day.

  65. This is a four compartment dealio so it really doesn’t matter.

  66. I believe most can be, but not this one.

    Or only option would be special order doors and hardware…….from New Zealand. Modern day refrigerators just don’t fit into 1948 houses unless you completely renovate the kitchen.

    Our fridge hole is small.

  67. 20 years ago I could walk into the Sears scratch and dent store and walk out with a refrigerator. Today nobody makes one to fit our fridge hole.

    It’s a scam.

  68. Same is true for furniture. 80% of new sofas wont fit into our house.

  69. Car in, check out Dr Berg’s knee videos. He might have one for your injury.

  70. Things are made to last 5 years or fewer.

  71. Mrs C’s grandma had a really tiny fridgehole and similar issues getting replacements.

    My house is vintage mid-70s and thankfully has a good-sized gap in the cabinetry.

  72. HAHAHA!
    One of the guest people occasionally on “The Five, on Brandon’s “hot ground” remark….” next he’s going to Pearl Harbor to buy a round of Kamikaze’s”.
    That made me shoot coffee out of my nose when I read it this morning.

  73. heh, who said that? sounds like Bongino

  74. The pro comedian, heavy set guy, Jay. His name escapes me right now.

  75. /Ignores Leon

  76. I will comb through the Dr Berg stuff. Orthoped appointment is on Monday.

  77. I’m going to need Jimbro to facetime me during – lol

  78. They’re your knees. I won’t say another thing.

  79. Shut your fridgehole.

  80. *sends Carin a Bike Nashbar catalog*

    Totally shut.

  81. I just don’t like biking as much. And honestly – Ethan tore his knees up at 14. Shit happens. HOnestly – imho this happened because I was pushing the mileage and really need to work on tightness in my legs in general. I did NOTHING but put them in a bent position for a long time under some pressure.

  82. So, one young teen was found dead in Maui hugging his (also) dead dog, and Joe said he understood because he once was scared that his cat and corvette may have been caught in a minor housefire.

  83. I am running out of lids for my egg jars.

  84. Almost lost a car/cat = finding your child’s charred skull in your former house.

    Yep, that’s a normal thing to say in that situation.

  85. I expect that Biden’s handlers will soon put him back in his basement or otherwise out of public view and hearing if he keeps making all these public relations screwups. It will be interesting to hear what excuses they make for it/him. Honesty won’t be on the table though, since they don’t want to activate the 25th Amendment.

    They’ll use some sort of AI or CGI to create fake images and verbal statements for public consumption. Then our POTUS will be generated on an Ipad.

  86. The masking will hide his mushmouth while AI speaks for him.

  87. I’ve made knees, both femoral and tibial, and the plastic that go between them, one off customs outta titanium bar stock, not the standard line cast cobalt chrome crap loaded with porosity. I’m not in an ISO13485 shop, but know how to meet the requirements. If you need help…..

  88. I’ll let you know!

  89. Last pizza I got was a little late. Outfit saw fit to extend me a promo code for a free 2 topping, yay free food!

    Used it today…it’s running behind.

    It’s honestly comical, or would be if I didn’t know why it’s probably happening.

  90. Carin, check your kneemail

  91. Wrong kind of Hispanic. 🐻❤️Hotspur. Jo Koy got really upset with NM audience for refusing to be Mexican. We ruined his jokes

  92. That wasn’t your Dan first comment on this poat, was it?

    Tell him I said

    https://is.gd/eT8P2C

    ^Imgur video link

  93. When I was at Los Alamos, I recollect hearing a story about someone who complemented someone else’s daughter by saying she had rosy cheeks. Cachetes? But in New Mexico it meant one thing, in Mexico it meant something else. Facial cheeks versus butt cheeks. I can’t recall which was which. It caused some embarrassment. Verdad?

  94. Jimbro said I can resume running tomorrow. I mean, that’s what I gleaned from his email .

  95. Imaginary running. It’s just like running, only it takes place in your mind

  96. My Dan lurks boobs

  97. Rural gets it. Language has power.

  98. Lumps, the government is corrupt

  99. Nam-shubs are the oldest magic.

  100. This is cute. And Mr. RFH wonders why I watch mostly MeTV and H&I.

  101. Darren explained refinancing poorly.


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