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January 1, 2014
Categories: She-Meat, Things that really matter, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Hi!
Happy New Year!
Happy Belated Birthday Mundane!
Happy New Year!
How can these idiots forget to shave their face but remember to shave their chest?
Have to shave the goatee off today.
Promised the wife it would go away on New Years Day.
A little face stubble is sexy.
A little chest stubble would be a major turn off.
That may very well be the only photo for HHD today. All the rest are very obviously shots in compromising positions and I’m only one-third down the page. Safe Search Help Me!!
Ugh. Time to pack some chairs.
Happy Birthday Mundane.
>>>Ugh. Time to pack some chairs.
http://tinyurl.com/m2zwqvh
Now Christmas is over
chains, chairs, whatever…
That was a remarkable play Pupster. I’m not a huge fan of “Johnny Football” mainly because of the hype but I was cheering for him and the Aggies last night during their comeback.
That play was insane.
Don’t know what the future holds for Manzeil in the NFL, but he sure is fun to watch.
Thanks, Cyn. I totally forgot today is Wednesday. I keep thinking Sunday since we went to church last night.
I fell asleep at last night’s party in full incandescent light and 7 other people talking and in no way trying to be quiet. Slept about half an hour until they woke me up.
I’ve been “that guy” at parties before Roamy.
*without alcohol or drugs…
I’ve got a ton of Aggies in my family so they’re all nervous about the NFL rumors
But that was amazing
I forgot it was too, Roams, ’til I really did glance at the calendar.
Real HHD is complete and 97.9% SFW.
Coked Up Lawrence Taylor would have just broken his leg.
Happy New Year serious you guys.
Coked up Lawrence Taylor was amazing to watch.
YEA for the bonus clicky!!!!!
*drinks another cup of coffee and waits for second burst of energy to kick in
*adds the Red Meth to CaRiN’s coffee*
Happy New Year!
Aggies win! Aggies win!
HNY to you, Ghee!
You girls are fascinated with gay dudes. Weird.
Happy New Year.
I stayed home.
Hi Cyn!
Happy New Year to all the hosefuckers.
And Ghee, I guess too.
Scott, yeah he was.
I forget the comedian who talked about the NY Yankees announcer who also did color on Giants games, but he made the point about Taylor being in on every tackle… he’d say “Dorsett, up the middle.. 3 yards.. tackled by Van Pelt, Kelley, and Lawrence Taylor.
“And Lawrence Taylor” was always the last thing he said.
I should have stayed home, except I made a Kahlua cake for the party and did not want to eat the whole thing by myself.
You girls are fascinated with gay dudes. Weird.
Yeah?! So?! You guys are into the hawt kissing lesbia…..
Never mind.
>> Yeah?! So?! You guys are into the hawt kissing lesbia…..
Your argument is invalid.
I caught that.
Non sequitur.
Sup’ Jew.
I am sitting here in my office starting the new year off with a bang. And with a bang I mean that I am sitting here in my office…
Ryan Reynolds *might* just make me cross the street 🙂 He’s one good-looking’ guy!
Wait, I did not just say that…
I heard/saw nothing, Swifty. Nuth-thing.
Thanks Cyn.
Don’t feel bad. No one remembered
Happy New Year, everyone
Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity. . . yeah.
Well that sucks, Mundo.
Here, have a tasty pastry.
No guy looks that good
Happy birthday Mundane. I got this for you when I opened a new savings account at the credit union.
http://tinyurl.com/laxbvrg
No guy looks that good
That’s what I think about Thor/Chris Hemsworth.
He’s just too…. mmm mmm mmm.
Good morning and Happy New Year, my compatriots.
Who shall we blame this year?
*ooo’s silently over that shiny clean toaster oven*
When Mark Sanchez tried to pull that play off
Who shall we blame this year?
By my email count, you were in the running by a pretty decent margin.
Never mind.
——————
Precisely.
I vote for xBrad.
xBrad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shakes fist at mare
Happy be-lated B-day Mundane.
As soon as I posted that, I recognized the trouble I was inviting.
This year is gonna suck harder than MJ trying to make the rent.
Well
If John Roberts had not had those two illegal adoptions, we wouldn’t be suffering with Obamacare
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year Hostages!!! Happy Belated Birthday Mundo. I was rooting for Duke. I don’t like Johnny Football’s Dad.
Some time in the next few weeks I will find out whether I have a job until March or June.
*Crosses fingers for March.
The first day of 2014 seems OK so far.
Have a Happier New Year, everyone.
Laura is making Julia Child’s beef burgundy.
She’s not drunk yet.
She’s doing it rong.
I cook like Justin Wilson. ‘Tree, two cup o’ wine. A bit fo’ me. Another tree, two cup o’ wine.’
I made an Americano.
Jewstin, what do you want to do next? Stay in Cheyenne or move again?
If it’s not good enough to drink, it’s not good enough to cook.
I’ll drink to that.
Here, have a tasty pastry.
((Hiss!)) Carbs!
Comment by Jewstin on January 1, 2014 11:13 am
Ryan ReynoldsJessica Biel in Blade: Trinity. . . yeah.Fixt.
Mundy, Lippy and I are gonna try to set up a mini-meat when I’m in town in a couple weeks. You in?
Thanks for the belated wishes. I understand crap happens. The timing just sucks for my B-day for everyone except my dad on that first one (“WOOHOO!” He is reportedly said to exclaim, “I get to deduct him for the whole year!”)
I would like to stay in Cheyenne. My parents are selling their property in Nebraska and moving back to our home town in Wyoming, so it would be nice to be closer to them.
But, I’ve got the travel bug again. I’m itching to go some place else. My plan right now is to take a road trip for a couple of weeks when I get laid off and then come back and hustle up a job.
I need a big lead in Xbrad, but I would very much like to.
Arranging child care is a process that takes staff level planning
Why isn’t ShawM invited?
Why isn’t ShawM invited?
I’ve already met him.
The thumb callus (callous?) from my Zippo is gone.
Progress.
You girls are fascinated with gay dudes. Weird.
Old Spice guy isn’t gay, is he? Ann Coulter was flirting with him pretty hard on Red Eye one time. It was obvious, and hilarious.
Sean doesn’t enjoy skanky strip clubs like Lipstick does.
Man, it has to suck having a birthday on a holiday.
Happy Birthday, mundane!
I stopped watching Red Eye when they stopped inviting PAB on
Xbrad…speaking of the PAB, does she have a Load HEAT entry?
She’s still on once in a while.
Did you quit smoking Dave? Or just quit using the Zippo?
You quit?
The thumb callus (callous?) from my Zippo is gone.
Progress.
Feels liberating, doesn’t it? I can’t believe that I still get a craving once in a while, even after many years.
Happy New Year everybody!
Except b-rad.
Heh, that’s got header pic written all over it.
http://xbradtc.com/2011/07/11/load-heat-patti-ann-browne/
Dave’s Cheerleader Pic at Ace’s has a great butt, but that elbow!
I’m down to 4-5 a day.
I gotta stop eating every damn thing though.
Are you vaping too, Dave?
*Sends Dave package of salt-free-butter-free popcorn and crunchy unsweetened rice cakes.
Leon?
http://tinyurl.com/k47rvj8
Carbs help. I ate at least a bag of pretzels every day for a month.
Meh.
I would just stick with the paleo thing but add more oil to each meal. Literally just pour olive oil on everything before you eat it. Or whatever kind of healthy oil you like. It prevents cravings, it’s good for you, and will not make you fat because it does not prompt a fast insulin response.
I never lost as much weight as when I was doing SBD but ignoring the low-fat part of the South Beach diet advice and pre-emptively adding extra oil to everything in order to prevent later cravings. I still do it. It helps.
Now that pot’s legal in Denver, the value of Peyton Manning’s 21 Papa John’s franchise has doubled
*Sends Ws a carafe of rendered chicken fat.
Isn’t the whole idea of the Atkins/SBD thing about kicking out the crabs and making the body metabolize fat instead?
That’s why you get mild starvation ketosis with the Atkins
Your body is breaking down the fats
*eats cookie
mmmmmmm crabs.
Carbs not crabs
Kwel shampoo is what I used for crabs
*Sends TexasJew vat of Rid Shampoo.
Hey it’s Xbrad’s birthday? Facedouche tells me so.
I use drawn butter for crabs.
I served a TON of crablegs last night.
It’s an arbitrary date for XBrad’s FB account. It’s not my true natal day.
*Sends Carin a Transit-Tray cabinet (but not one of the shitty Aladdin ones)
Thanks Jewstin
I was really scratching down there..
This is what I call “a great poat.”
I could eat different things.
Why the hell do cigarettes.. never mind.. it’s a dope question.
If you cut out the cigs you better start walking more
Ann Arbor is mobbed, and it’s snowing like mad.
Hotspur, what is your avatar?
Good job Dave.
For braising the little onions that go in at the end (I used shallots) I could choose broth, or white wine, or red wine.
Hm. Nah. http://is.gd/Ok2tc2
This is gonna be either awesome or a total bust.
Ann Arbor is mobbed, and it’s snowing like mad.
New shipment of Government Cheese?
HS, the Leafs/RedWings game looks cold.
Hm. Nah. http://is.gd/Ok2tc2
Winner.
Free Condom Day in Ann Arbor
Free Medical Marijuana Samples?
Happy belated b’day, Mundane!
Happy New Year, everyone ♥♥♥
Free whatever?
Your mom?
I can watch college football on the ESPN channel on ROKU, but only in Spanish.
Afternoon Hostages. So greatest hits are being posted over at HQ. JackM’s poem to Suzanne Sena is up now. I image search her name.
What’s one of the first links that pops up? Load Heat.
Do they yell “Gooooo-allllllll!” when a team scores a touchdown?
Illegals can watch football for free, but not me.
Did you stay up for the A&M game last night, TiFW?
Heh. Scott gets the Ocho on Roku.
The Taxslayer.com Gator Bowl?
Thank you TiFW
Broadcasting the football games Americans won’t broadcast.
Julia Childs’ awesomest beef stew is done and it’s goooood. Adding some more shrooms and shallots tomorrow. Leaving out the correct proportions was an error. Always trust Julia. Lesson learned.
Also, I’m on my second beer. And we’ll be going to see the MIL pretty soon. *giggle*
This is going to be so much fun.
braaaap.
A drunken visit to the inlaws? Please keep us informed.
*heads off to find popcorn*
*pulls up chair next to BC, holds out bowl for some of that popcorn*
Mr. TiFW taped the game last night, Jay – we watched it this morning. Whoo boy, what a game!
UConn basketball on Roku,,,, in English!
Was anybody else watching Fox News last night when they went to that douchey-looking reporter down in Miami? He was just going up to random people at some party and putting his mic in their faces, and some drunk chick yelled out “WE’RE GONNA FUCK SHIT UP IN 2014!!!!” No tape delay.
Classic.
Here you go…
>>>*pulls up chair next to BC, holds out bowl for some of that popcorn*
We’re all out. Which sucks. I’m thinking I’m about to make a run up to the store.
We need popcorn, ruffles chips and the ridiculously good dip that I can’t find in FL (Helluva Good Dip).
Helluva Good Dip is good? I never tried it.
When a product is named like that I assume it sucks. It’s why I never buy wine in a pretty bottle. If the label looks like vomit, I buy it. Good wine doesn’t need a pretty label and good dip doesn’t need to be named Helluva Good Dip.
Is that the most scott has ever spoken?
*Makes dip called Don’t Eat This Shitty Stuff.
He obviously holds very deep feelings about labels
Is this going to be like a new Cover Theory?
I remember Billy Beer had a shitty label..
That has got to be the worst Star Spangled Banner ever sung on National TV at the Rose Bowl.
Well, the Wings lost but it was still a great event. I bet people are freezing walking to their cars. It’s 14°.
“*Makes dip called Don’t Eat This Shitty Stuff.”
LOL
Pups I had to mute it immediately and sit there embarrassed that 4 stupid women could ruin something so thoroughly in 3 minutes.
“He obviously holds very deep feelings about labels”
HAHA
Dan: I guess Carl Lewis and Roseanne were unavailable to sing today.
oso
The malls here are packed to day with people, including people from the interior of Mexico, because of the new higher taxes on purchases over the border by the Mexican govt.
Lots of Mexican border states are fuming
Higher taxes will cause people to take their money elsewhere?
Huh.
Sam’s Club recognizes SC Memberships from other countries now. I have helped people from El Paso that come to ABQ to shop. Stores are too busy in El Paso. They’ve been going to Las Cruces too. I wonder if Tucson is being hit with huge crowds too?
OSO!
http://i.imgur.com/rfdf9n2.gif?1
. . .because of the new higher taxes on purchases. . .
Hah! That amuses me. The Mexicans here mob Walmart on Friday when they wire their paycheck to Mexico. Now those people are bringing that money back across the border.
Hahaha Thanks, Pups.
Ugh! I H8 group texts. My sister just included me in a group text and my phone exploded with texts. H8 them. Sofa King.
Dammit. BBC has already aired the new Sherlock, and I can’t find a link yet!
Look on Mexican Hulu Plus
Scott, your cynicism is unfounded in this case. Helluva Good Dip is damn good. Pisses me off that I can’t find it down in Florida. Up here in bumfuck NC? No problem. Major metro area in FL? Nowhere to be found.
Publix carries it. I saw it in your mom’s fridge last night when I got up to get a beer.
Just seeing Publix makes me giggle.
See that’s clearly a lie. I live across the street from a Publix and it ain’t there.
Oooh…Gulfside Vs. Oceanside feud brewing. *Gets popcorn.
It’s by the cheese.
I know. Ain’t there. Annoying as hell.
Did you look by the cheese?
http://www.heluvagood.com/products/?id=1307
*feels like he’s being set up*
Yeeees….I looked by the cheese.
Hahaha Local news highlighting people shooting guns for NYE. Ooooh bullet holes in the stucco. FFS it is NM. Mexican hillbillies can’t be taught.
*invents Fukinawsome Dips
Bcoch, see if your local Publix has a form to suggest product carry. If they carry at other locations, they can do a test run of product and see if demand is there.
The cream cheese. Did you look by the CREAM cheese?
*knows he’s being set up for something. likely a “your mom” joke*
Not by the fancy cheese. By the bags of shredded stuff, and the blocks of cheap shit.
Not by this stuff.
http://is.gd/9tdnVn
You really need to be more trusting in 2014 bcock.
Who the fuck buys fancy cheese? I mean, what’s the point?
“Oh, so your cheese smells worse and has a stronger taste? Here, here’s some vagisil for your cheese. Take care of that.”
>>>You really need to be more trusting in 2014 bcock.
A quick way to get yourself in trouble.
*Hides fancy cheese behind fancy mustard in fridge*
Does anyone else text pics of empty glasses to Sig others for refills?
Sends Bcock a container of “It’s pretty meh, but its the best my Publix carries” Dip.
>>>Sends Bcock a container of “It’s pretty meh, but its the best my Publix carries” Dip.
Ooooo…what flavor?
Btw, I image searched a former Fox babe and Load Heat was one of the first results.
Who the fuck buys fancy cheese?
Have you tried making Roquefort dressing with Velveeta? It doesn’t work so good.
Just don’t expect us to send you anything good for breakfast.
I saw that, Bcock.
I see everything at H2. I just don’t comment on most of it.
I buy fancy cheese. It’s ok, Oso.
Buncha filthy 1%ers
*Takes out smoked gouda for watching football*
Come to think of it, I was sharpening the pairing knife to cut gruyere when I stuck it in my wrist.
Stupid cheese.
>>>Did you look by the cheese?
Aisle 12.
On the left. Just past the EggBeaters
Ooh. Asiago sauce on pasta.
Paring/HS
On the left. Just past the EggBeaters
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Exactly. Just past the cream cheese.
Cheyenne has a Culvers. That is all.
>>>Exactly. Just past the cream cheese.
Second shelf from the top. Next to the Activia
I’ve seen Culver’s. I’ve never eaten there. Is it good?
>>>Who the fuck buys fancy cheese? I mean, what’s the point?
It really enhances the taste of M/D 20/20 Orange
http://tinyurl.com/lysc84a
Butter burger and cheese curds!!!! I never have enough room for dessert. They have them in PHX now, so I don’t have to Road Trip Cheyenne anymore.
Blech. Spray cheese? You, sir, are a cad.
Awww…XB has me missing Peej.
>>>http://tinyurl.com/lysc84a
Straight from the can. Delicious.
If only you knew somebody up north with shitloads of coolers, and freezer packs, that could ship you Helluva Good Dip.
First batch is free.
Ha! Very magnanimous of you.
I bought Wensleysdale once just because of the Monty Python routine.
>>>Blech. Spray cheese? You, sir, are a cad.
Says the guy who is still permitted to own knives.
Stupid restraining order…..
Roamy, I love the MP Cheese Shop.
Customer: It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?
Owner: Finest in the district!
Customer: Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
Owner: Well, it’s so clean, sir!
Customer: It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese….
CYN!!!! (Trying to plan a Spring Training vacay and I need to know when we can meat up. Stealth trip avoiding family)
Spent two hours shoveling. Neighbor tried out his new tractor plow blade and discovered that he can plow the top layer of driveway if he’s not careful. Good times were had by no one.
1-3 more inches coming overnight.
cheese is for fags
>>>>>>Blech. Spray cheese?
Venezualean Beaver Cheese, perhaps?
>>>cheese is for fags
And it’s a scam too
The wine label thing really works. Ugly or plain labels = good wine.
Easy Cheese is a slut and will give you crabs.
I bought Wensleysdale once just because of the Monty Python routine.
I got some because of Wallace and Grommit.
I bet if you read the can it will say ‘non-dairy cheese product.’
I can’t even describe my contempt.
/Food Snob.
Owner: It’s a bit runny.
Customer: I don’t care how fucking runny it is.
SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
I just don’t buy wine that costs very much. Cheap wine is easier to throw out if it’s no good.
dairy is fairy
Who throws out wine?
Customer: What a senseless waste of human life.
Anybody hear from Alex today?
No fancy cheese? Whatsamatta you, you don’t like good food?
Oh, man. Brie. Baked under a pile of slivered almonds, until the almonds are toasted and the center is gooey and creamy.
With good crackers, and fig jam.
I went to Fig Jam in 1998.
Fig “scam”, amirite?
Figgy pudding!
I’ve never actually thrown wine out. That was my theory going in but I’ve had nothing but good luck with cheap wine.
Did I tell you guys I got a new set of Henckels knives for Christmas?
Dan has Henckels knives. The 4 star not the three.
Stinky cheese covered in nuts.
Boy that sounds appetizing. But I’ll pass. You can have my share.
>>>Stinky cheese covered in nuts.
aka Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s college nickname
Baked brie is very, very good. A nice sherry and some roasted almonds and you’re good to go.
>>>Did I tell you guys I got a new set of Henckels knives for Christmas?
I got an iPhone case that opens beers.
I win.
I got a single barrel bourbon from my dogs.
what’s an iPhone?
Ah, I like the Stanford coach but is he mental? Going up the middle HAS NOT WORKED ALL GAME.
>> Did I tell you guys I got a new set of Henckels knives for Christmas?
I don’t think you did.
It’s been a whole week too.
Expensive bottle opener.
I H8 Stanford. OK with me.
But Apple makes it, so you are cool with smelly people.
http://tinyurl.com/m28gcl3
Oh, going up the middle on fourth and one AGAIN?
Stanford coach you deserve to lose. DUMBASS.
Well, I been playing with them and stuff.
*spackles another hole in the wall*
*spackles the table*
*spackles the dog*
Sparty!
>>>Expensive bottle opener.
Bzzzt!
$3
>>>*spackles the dog*
He was sitting in your spot, wasn’t he?
Douchebag D-rat cousins that went there: Ron (Mexican Jew) Tonio (AA admin who doesn’t understand that he wouldn’t have gone without the Mex Chex) and my cousin Raul, who was Harvard undergrad, Stanford Law and a WH Fellow.
Can your iPhone case make beer? I didn’t think so.
An iPhone is $3? Still, I already have a bottle opener.
Does anybody else find Stanford pretentious and incredibly annoying?
OMG, I forgot how agitated he got about someone sitting in his spot. That was so funny.
My dog is such an asshole.
Comment by lauraw on January 1, 2014 8:13 pm
Did I tell you guys I got a new set of Henckels knives for Christmas?
====
Is that a threat?
Aye aye Pepe.
Go Bears (the first college I got kicked out of I don’t hold a grudge)
* invents iPuttyknife *
* buys Porsche *
Notice Stanford is one of the only teams that helps players from the other team up. Very low penalties. Class. Smart guys too.
Are they the Cardinals or The Cardinal?
Why is their mascot a tree?
The Stanford band and the idiotic Stanford mascot are pretentious and annoying.
Stanford football guys seem pretty down to earth and smart.
>>>OMG, I forgot how agitated he got about someone sitting in his spot.
“Someone?” It was you!
The person he has spent almost every single day with for the last how many years?
That’s what was hilarious.
“Love you, but you sit in my spot and I will cut you!”
Did anybody tell anybody else that they were dead to them today?
(Looking at you, mare.)
*invents iBrie spreader knife*
*looks down nose at Scott’s plebian Porsche from my Gulfstream*
Some dumbass school president changed the mascot and the whole Cardinal vs Cardinals is ridiculous.
>>>An iPhone is $3? Still, I already have a bottle opener.
The case was… Oh never mind.
(Aside to other iPhoners: they’ll never understand, will they?)
Losers always fall back on the “We’re at a disadvantage ’cause our academic standards are so high” See Notre Dame.
Okay, I was typing that before you redeemed yourself with the comment about the stupid tree and their douchey band. I forgive you.
>>>Can your iPhone case make beer? I didn’t think so.
Doesn’t need to. The fine people at the Corona Brewing Co. handle that for me.
“We’re at a disadvantage ’cause our academic standards are so high” See Notre Dame.
I don’t remember anyone from Stanford saying that after this game Pepe, did I miss that?
The Cardinal. A color. Almost as douchey as The Crimson. At Harvard. If you people only knew my cousin, Raul. London School of Economics, too. Total douche. Love him though.
>>>Is that a threat?
More of a promise.
So, anyway, is everyone okay with the decisions made by the Exec. Council?
>>>* invents iPuttyknife *
And it’s just that easy
My ND cousins are susceptible to total mockage too.
Although BEFORE the game the announcers mentioned the academic standards do change recruiting. Pretty good for a team ranked 5th in the country.
I might have said before but Apple opened a store at the mall here. When I walked by it was packed with hipster douchebags all wearing super shiny shoes and trendy scarves. Not even the Castro is that gay.
Academic requirements are lowered for athletes. See also Notah Begay.
>>>So, anyway, is everyone okay with the decisions made by the Exec. Council?
That sounded ominous.
*starts sweating*
At our Apple store the customers are older upper middle class and the employees are hipster douchebags.
The fine people at the Corona Brewing Co.. . .
I meant real beer.
>>>That sounded ominous.
You’re safe.
But others….. not so much
*looks in mare’s direction
I have an iPhone 4.. had iPhones before (goddamn slippery rocks)
Never stood in line to get one.. they always came to my house on a truck.
Comment by Jewstin on January 1, 2014 8:39 pm
…… Not even the Castro is that gay.
============
Hahahahaha!
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/01/Man-Stabbed-By-Girlfriend-With-Knife-He-Gave-Her-For-Christmas
>>>I meant real beer.
See, that’s the best thing about the case. It doesn’t discriminate!
It will open good beer, bad beer, soda…
Hell, it will even pop those fucking annoying child-safety caps off of pill bottles!
Can you droid do that?
I finally traded my flip-phone for an Android. They really are amazing devices.
>>>I have an iPhone 4..
As do I. Fought against the trend for years, but now I can’t imagine how I survived without one.
Apple is a cult
Bet they have E-meters in the back
The four kids from my oldest daughter’s class recruited to Stanford for sports; One volleyball, two soccer, one track were all recruited based on their SAT/GPA/Skill level. And those were just the girls I knew.
TJ, before my Aunt Becky married my Uncle, his family was a prominent Jewish family in El Paso. The Eger’s. Most have died off.
>>>Bet they have E-meters in the back
There’s an app for that.
Of course, it only costs $every dime you have.99
>>>I finally traded my flip-phone for an Android. They really are amazing devices.
Least safe, most hack-able device on the market
I love it how people with other smartphones diss the first one
Mare, mi familia tends to be recruited for ethnicity. Dan is smarter and more athletic than all of them. He’s blue collar German-Irish.
oso
My wife knows everybody here (even Pepe’s family that was up the street from where she grew up)
Eger drew a blank
>>>I love it how people with other smartphones diss the first one
I used to be one of those people.
I have been assimilated
one of us… one of us… one of us…
I like my Apple stuff because it’s very intuitive/user friendly. Don’t stick the apple sticker on my car but I like the product.
it’s just a thing wiser.. no more than that.
>>>Don’t stick the apple sticker on my car
HERETIC!! DESTROY THE UNBELIEVER!!!!
>>>one of us… one of us… one of us…
Apple guide us. Apple teach us. Apple protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours.”
Dave, Apple is a thoroughly contemptible company. Even if their product were superior I wouldn’t buy from them. A low level engineer at Sony actually invented the iPhone.
*nonchalantly slips slider phone into desk drawer*
>>>it’s just a thing wiser.. no more than that.
Ayup, but it has made my insane life so much easier.
I literally can work anywhere.
Which, considering how many jobs I have, is a real good thing.
I’m not so much a rabid Apple fanboy as I am a smartphone fan.
Amazing technology, whichever way you lean.
I haven’t owned an Apple anything since the original Macintosh.
I got some fancy German knives for Christmas.
And some kick ass homemade cookies.
>>>*nonchalantly slips slider phone into desk drawer*
Luddite
TJ, they were related to Estee Lauder. My Uncle has lived in San Diego since the 70s.
iCant Believe it’s not Butter isn’t an Apple product Mare.
>>>Dave, Apple is a thoroughly contemptible company.
Notice how the price of their apps and songs always end in 99 cents.
But the iTunes cards are sold in full dollar amounts.
Evil geniuses
In the twenty something years since I’ve been on the web, three topics have always brought out the bloodletting:
Evolution
Global Warming
and
Apple versus everybody else
I’m glad no one here was stabbed with a fork
LudditePoor White Girl
Fixt.
>>>iCant Believe it’s not Butter isn’t an Apple product Mare.
riiiight….. Like mare would use a butter substitute.
>>>I’m glad no one here was stabbed with a fork
*nonchalantly hides spork behind his back*
I’ll check with my MiL once she gets up and around a little better
Their family has been out here since Mankind evolved from slime mold
I thought Mare buttered her bread with lard.
*Running fast
iCant Believe it’s not Butter isn’t an Apple product Mare.
I sharted I lol’d so hard.
iShart.
Comment by mare on January 1, 2014 8:48 pm
The four kids from my oldest daughter’s class recruited to Stanford for sports; One volleyball, two soccer, one track were all recruited based on their SAT/GPA/Skill level.
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See Mare, you keep pushing that “We’re smarter” meme. Recruiting for sports by SAT score makes no sense.
My Uncle’s brother was one of the first AIDs casualties too.
Heh.
*Tries to imagine Oso’s family tree.
*Seizes
Awesome. I just got told that my music is too loud. I have ear buds in.
Hey man, if I can hear them from here…
>>>*Running fast
It’s mare.
Relax
My daughters new coach swears he can get her to where she will get a track scholarship
She’s in the 8th grade and is freaky fast
Hahaha Jewstin. I have stories!!! LOL
>>>Hey man, if I can hear them from here…
That was the wife’s point. I took them out and I could barely hear the music.
*shrugs*
I didn’t really want to listen to the music at the appropriate volume.
TJ, how many boxes can she check?
http://tinyurl.com/kfsh3u3
Bcoch needs a hearing test.
Any Hostages that haven’t watched Lilo & Stitch need to watch it NAO! Ohana means family.
>> Dave, Apple is a thoroughly contemptible company. Even if their product were superior I wouldn’t buy from them. A low level engineer at Sony actually invented the iPhone.
So what? The product is the product.
Eschewing it cause you’re all emotional about it is girly silly.
>>>Lilo & Stitch
scam
>>>Bcoch needs a hearing test.
What?
>>>Bcoch needs a hearing test.
LMFAO
I’m deaf in my left ear.
Ohana means family. Hostages mean family. Super serial. Lilo & Stitch is the perfect Hostage movie.
Eschewing it cause you’re all emotional about it is girly silly.
Possibly. Or I’m voting with my wallet like an informed consumer.
I’m deaf in my left ear
This is why you can’t judge cheese.
I’m just kidding with you, crazybear.
I like that flick too.
>>>This is why you can’t judge cheese.
Clearly.
Comment by osoloco11 on January 1, 2014 9:20 pm
TJ, how many boxes can she check?
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Does she have high cheek bones?
oso
Just the white girl box so she’s kind of screwed
Fucking AA shit
Dammit! Talk to her about Transgender studies.
Cyn, I’m a Luddite, too. Or cheap. My phone is so old, it doesn’t have Bluetooth.
O.o
someone with skillz needs to link the Stitch scene where no one gets left behind.
I only got a smart phone so I could send pics of my junk to your mom.
I have a smart phone but I still only use it for social media.
>>>someone with skillz needs to link the Stitch scene where no one gets left behind.
She appreciates that, XBrad.
Thx, bcoch. See what I mean? Best Disney flick ever! I love my fake internet Ohana!
My mom smashed her phone with a bible and burned the wreckage. I wondered what that was all about.
I’m half deaf in my right ear..
If you’ve been in a car with me and tried talking I said “what” a lot.
stupid amps.
It’s a good movie Oso. My kids love all the Disney movies.
My mom smashed her phone with a bible and burned the wreckage. I wondered what that was all about.
Hey, after the pics she sent me, I just kinda figured she wanted some of me.
I’m a Disnoid. Lilo & Stitch is the perfect Disney film. Kaua’i, Disney, and Elvis. TRIFECTA!!!!
DiT is color blind AND partially deaf? Hilarity needs to ensue from somewhere…
what?
Exactly!
>>>what?
You mad, bro?
>>>My mom smashed her phone with a bible and burned the wreckage. I wondered what that was all about.
So Jewstin was either going to become gay or Carrie.
I don’t get mad before work much
*Votes for Carrie
>>>I don’t get mad before work much
Well I’ll be codswalloped
>> Well I’ll be codswalloped
likely
My cousin, Tonio, went from Stanford rah rah to posting his Tri schedule in 3…2…bwah ha ha
>>>likely
Jealous much?
>>>*Votes for Carrie
Oops
I think we fight too much and I think it’s your fault.
>>>I think we fight too much and I think it’s your fault.
I’m not a fighter. I’m a lover.
“See Mare, you keep pushing that “We’re smarter” meme. Recruiting for sports by SAT score makes no sense.”
Are you drunk?
They would not take a kid with skills who didn’t have a great GPA and very good SAT scores. I know kids who were very skilled but just not that sharp, didn’t make the cut.
One year at the family camping trip, one of my cousins made a comment about “Pitching a tent” with the kids. I did a Three Stooges double spit take that made a few cousins laugh. Not my Stanford/Michigan Law cousin. We had to explain “Pitching a tent” to him. He is still too naive to believe. Obot.
>>>Are you drunk?
That’s rhetorical, right?
“Eger” can’t believe no-one linked this
Mare, I am related to quite a few peeps with less than adequate ACT/SAT scores. MexiChex FTW.
Found a link to Sherlock.
Finally!
TGSG, his first name is Richard. Richard Eger. My Dad called him “Eger, Dick”
Never took the SAT.
//eats paste
We had to explain “Pitching a tent” to him.
I guess that one won’t be adding to the gene pool.
*Scratches 17 people off Oso’s Christmas card list.
He has 3 kids. His eldest is campaigning for a plastic bag ban in Santa Fe.
Happy New Year!
Where’s MJ?
Skip to 7:10 if you’re in a hurry. “Brought to you by the letter H”
HNY! gotta work tomorrow I’m out.. GO BEARS
True Story: One of my CiL suspects that I am making fun of everyone. He likes to sit by me to make sure he’s not the butt of my jokes. I make fun of him to him.
If you like your tent, you can keep your tent. To yourself.
You know, I remember when they banned paper bags in order to save the environment. So here came the crappy, non-biodegradable plastic bags. Duh.
So now back to paper: a biodegradable renewable resource.
Big dummies.
I’ll say it: I prefer plastic to paper.
Ever try to suffocate a hobo with a paper bag?
Ever puke in a paper bag after a meat-up?
Evening everyone!
Anybody hear from Alex today?
http://kushandgrades.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/spgif1-2.gif
I’ve spent all day playing video games and watching episodes of Chuck. Sober, although in a second I’m going to finish up working out and then pour myself a drink.
I love being a dad.
Get $50 for Xmas
“Hey dad, I want to go snowboarding today. Got any cash?”
“Sure. How much do you need?”
“$50”
Merry Christmas to wiser!
Got $50 in Home Depot gift cards for my birthday.
Time to decorate the house for Xmas.
Need new lights.
Approx. $50 worth.
Always works like that wiser.
As a dad and a husband, I always get pissed off that the stupid little Facebook ecard things that list out all the “Things Mom Is/Does”.
I may, may I tell you, have gone off once or twice and listed all the shit that’s expected from husbands/father.
OK, I got “kill spiders” and “open pickle jars” and “lift heavy stuff.”
What else?
I get really tired of the “A mom’s job would cost $125,000 if you had to pay for it, they are soooo under appreciated.” or the “Poor teacher’s, they’re so under paid.” I have a friend who always posts that teacher stuff. She posted one where during the summer teachers aren’t on break, they are busy preparing for the new school year. “One month drawing up lesson plans” What a bunch of bull.
Got another $50 worth of HD gift cards for Xmas.
Want this:
Probably gonna get this:
mechanic, electrician, plumber, carpenter, killer of all things, provider, disciplinarian, yard man, trash man….
On the plus side, neighbor gave me a 1.5ltr bottle of vodka.
That sumbitch is all mine.
>>>I may, may I tell you, have gone off once or twice and listed all the shit that’s expected from husbands/father.
As I handed wiserson the $50, wiserbride is saying “I’ll pay you back.”
WTF??? How is that “better?”
Whatever. At least I have this:
Endorsed by the co-organizer of Occupy Walk Street
Just reading the preface was enough to set me off.
My husbandly duties? Carry heavy things and always compliment the chef.
Lol. I’m currently watching a twitter fight between two guys that are supposed to be on the same team.
Somewhat related note, wtf is going on? I’ve noticed that more and more well known people on the right do nothing but troll bait and scream at them.
The header photo reminds me how I feel the morning after consuming too much messican food the night before.
MCPO needs a new clothes washer, Wiser. Just go ahead and give him your card.
Where the hell is Tushar when you need him? I need to find out what Khasi is.
>>>Somewhat related note, wtf is going on? I’ve noticed that more and more well known people on the right do nothing but troll bait and scream at them.
Need the traffic, I guess.
>>>MCPO needs a new clothes washer, Wiser. Just go ahead and give him your card.
Sure. Why not?
>>>Need the traffic, I guess.
I guess. Annoying as all fuck. I mean, calling someone stupid twitter troll a stupid pussy over and over again accomplishes what exactly?
>>>My husbandly duties? Carry heavy things and always compliment the chef.
I pick things up, I put them down.
>>>I mean, calling someone stupid twitter troll a stupid pussy over and over again accomplishes what exactly?
#unfollow
Yeah, that’s about to happen.
And what the fuck happened to Andrew Branca (Law of Self Defense)?
He’s gone completely off the deep end lately.
Treacher’s the one I’ve found to be less and less worth reading lately.
What’s Branca done?
>>>He’s gone completely off the deep end lately.
Not sure who that is, but I unfollow people with extreme malice.
I simply do not have time for idiots
Alright, I’m out. See you folks tomorrow.
Moi aussi.
Later, fellow babies.
What about the voice of Geddy Lee, how did it get so high?
I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy
I know him, and he does
Then you’re my derp-checkin’ cuz
Stupid Wiser
– return those lights for a $50 store credit
– purchase a new set for 50% off
All the cool kids are doing it.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on January 1, 2014 8:52 pm
>>>I love it how people with other smartphones diss the first one
“I used to be one of those people.
I have been assimilated
one of us… one of us… one of us…”
Do you folks have any idea how many of Teh Boss’s ” Little Blue Pills” I had to borrow, and sell over the Internet to pay for an iPhone 5?
Comment by daveintexas on January 1, 2014 10:40 pm
>> Well I’ll be codswalloped
>>>>likely
Sumpthin’ mighty Fishy going on around here… and for a change, it ain’t BrewFan…
Comment by xbradtc on January 1, 2014 11:57 pm
>>>OK, I got “kill spiders” and “open pickle jars” and “lift heavy stuff.”
What else?
Ya know…now that you mention it, there are a couple of Disgusting HairBalls in front of the Closet that could use some Attention…
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on January 2, 2014 12:17 am
>>>He’s gone completely off the deep end lately.
>>>>Not sure who that is, but I unfollow people with extreme malice.
I simply do not have time for idiots
*COUGH* Where are you again? 🙂
Whose Turn is it to Harness Up Teh SledDogs, and find the Current Glacial Cave Teh Wakey-Wakey Machine is Freezing in?
Off to MouseHunt…
And….back to the real world.
Or is it?
“Hey dad, I want to go snowboarding today. Got any cash?”
“Sure. How much do you need?”
“$50″
My boys went snowboarding yesterday and they asked my daughter if she wanted to go too… and she said no, she wanted to save the last of her money.
Didn’t ask me!!! YEA!!!!
*sniff sniff
Wakey wakey.
Ho Le Fuk. Cold weather is COMING.
Global warming people are he stupidest assholes ever.
Good morning all!
Cold and snow on the way here too. I blame Canada.
http://www.behance.net/gallery/Little-Maddie/5065085
Judging by the weather here today, you’re gonna hate the weekend, Car in.
Monday’s high is supposed to be -6. Not Celsius.
Ctulubronies?
Yea, Mr car in said something about -10. Sheeeeaaat.
White death from above falling, started at 0500…just in time to screw up the morning commute back to the real world.
ODOT Snow warriors should have it cleared by the weekend.
Nifty. I went to work this morning and Supervisor said to take the rest of the week off. Start back on Monday.
And I still will have three vacation days from last year to burn this month.
*Smirkety-smirk-smirk.
Good morning cool kids and Sox!
Morning, children.
Examples of 3 stories from an NPR Business newsletter:
1. Economists optimistic for 2014
2. On line courses not doing so well
3. Spike in job related deaths with increase in American drilling
FFS, they have something for everyone: Obama lovers, college profs/academics and environmental activists…
And you’re reading NPR, um…. why??
Your tax dollars at work!
Not a thing to cut from the budget.
Nope. Not a thing. From the GOP controlled House.
More drilling equals more deaths due to drilling
J-School math!
I’m paying for it Cyn. Oppo research. Understand the enemy.
More StarBucks frappacinos = more people choking to death on StarBucks frappacinos
Why on earth would we pay our bills? Let’s just borrow the money and keep making the minimum payment.
I thought more dead people was good for the environment.
I read comments until I can’t take it anymore. There’s always one or two lefties that can raise a serious argument that makes me go hmm but the majority are simple grade school retorts.
Let’s talk about recipes. Or if I should go to spin at noon.
The comments are the best part of any lefty sit, Jimbro.
It’s the reason I read Daily Kos erryday. Things like this:
“I’m against violence based on race, but the teapublican racist hate mongers should all be killed because they are white like me!!!!!”
Crackfat cancelled this morning. Damn global warming, how will it affect my life NEXT?
If you think the battle for single payer health care is over, think again. The Left is reloading:
First, Moore is an idiot.
Second – sorry. There are no “do-overs”. You fucked it up but good. And the reality of the situation is that we got the Obamacare we have because all of those in power, who wrote it, were insuring that they were paying off who they had to and securing their own financial future through various nefarious means.
They didn’t make health care an IOTA cheaper. They just made sure they could direct the money toward the government and them.
DK,DU and NPR have rabid lefties as commenters. Most of the local lefties that comment on the Bangor Daily News site are rank amateurs and just make me laugh.
The fix is single payer. Everyone on Medicare!
*spit
Looks like Cyn is earning her keep. I was gonna, but she beat me to it.
And I had all these pictures of tailgate cleanups to go up!
I don’t think the public is going to allow a do-over, J’ames. They only sold people on Obama care because they SWORE FOR REALZES they weren’t interested in single payer.
Jimbro
When the docs handed their largest professional organization over to the 20 something Med School Students and cretin Public Health docs, they completely fucked up
MJ, why would we borrow money when we can just declare it to exist and then send it to people?
I’m not sure any of it matters, Jay.
Public companies will dump insurance if the penalty is less than the cost of providing the benefit, which it is.
The company will save the cost, plus won’t give the ‘compensation’ to the employee, thus double savings. Yeah!
I’m also guessing that this fine will be tax deductible if it isn’t already, providing further incentive for the company to dump the insurance. Then you have the layoffs. Why pay a benefit administration company or any of the HR people? Fire them, and save the money.
Once most people are in the exchange, it’s a small step to single payer. Most people will actually believe they have Obamacare, not a plan with Aetna or whatever.
I can put it back into Draft, J’Ames??
MJ, why would we borrow money when we can just declare it to exist and then send it to people?
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Inflation.
Let’s talk about recipes. Or if I should go to spin at noon.
Oh man, a spin class on Jan 2 will be packed with muffintops. I say go.
Welp, since there’s a comment on there…
NEW POAT
Inflation.
Krugman says there isn’t any and won’t be ever ever, so it’s okay. Because Democrats.
Speaking of which, doesn’t DeBlasio’s household look like Jefferson’s plantation?