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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009
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This is like a BiW post but without the words.
I have the little rubber duck ones 😀
I guess this means Wiser’s shift at the “record” store is over.
Legos!
I guess this means Wiser’s shift at the “record” store is over.
HAHAHAHA!!! And crazy bear wins the thread in under 5 comments!
I give this post a thumbs up! Why? Because I can!
PJM pushes this down with Charlie the Unicorn in 3, 2, 1…
I have the little rubber duck ones 😀
The duckies actually made me quack up.
From the last poat:
I’m sorry about your friend Roamy. This is the guy that killed my cousin a year ago Thanksgiving: http://www.news-sentinel.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/SE/20100406/NEWS/4060309
He got 16 years, and they changed some drunk driving laws because of him.
Glaravin still looks adorable in the Nativity. Good job PJ
>> The duckies actually made me quack up.
Who are you, and what have you done with Wiserbud?
Who are you, and what have you done with Wiserbud?
Was it too funny or not funny enough?
Thank you for searching out the pictures Krow/WPDunn. M’wah!
Both of my daughters have been the baby Jesus in our church’s live nativity scenes.
Not recently, it’s been a while.
If by “not funny enough” you mean “not funny at all”, then yes.
Impostor.
https://twitter.com/#!/thefakecnn/status/149670926399713281
He later said water was wet …
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/lawmaker-says-michelle-obama-has-large-posterior_b59691
Was it too funny or not funny enough?
I thought it was just the right amount of funny 🙂
I thought it was just the right amount of funny 🙂
HA!
Hey, Andy!!! 😛
If by “not funny enough” you mean “not funny at all”, then yes.
Impostor.
So what yer saying here is.. you think I’m funny.
So I got that going for me.
Which is good.
I thought it was just the right amount of funny
OUT-FREAKING-STANDING!!
I have someone to replace me to kiss wiser’s ass on a weekly basis!!
Bwahahahaa!
[smoooches Aggie 🙂 ]
Cyn, the trick is to get them to kiss ours, without them realizing it 😉
Pupster, sorry about your cousin. I can’t believe that guy survived a 0.37. I thought that was enough to kill ya.
Oooooo yeah to that, Ag.
Off to wrap packages.
Oh, and my SS gift arrived today!! Hooray!
Sohos – Mare meet up
http://thefrogman.me/post/14576991424/carrot-contemplation
You’re reasonably funny.
So what yer saying here is.. you think I’m funny.
So I got that going for me.
Which is good.
A-ha! Now I know you’re an impostor because the real wiserbud doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks about him.
*Bans fake wiserbud*
I got left all alone at the old poat.
Its time for today’s lesson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zENgSTw9MM
Sohos – Mare meet up
http://thefrogman.me/post/14576991424/carrot-contemplation
LOL…That’s exactly how I imagine it!
http://thefrogman.me/post/14534799499/ifitmakesadifference
Yeah, what happened to the old Wiser?
Its time for today’s lesson.
Hooray!
Black baby Jesus is pretty cute and he likes football.
Me too 😉
>> Its time for today’s lesson.
I’ve totally got that one.
In an era of ubiquitous texting, why is there still ASL?
I’m serious. It’d take a lot less effort to type what she’s signing, and it’d be actual English rather than an approximation.
Mare http://i.imgur.com/ZC46g.jpg
Hooray!!!!!
Even better than text messaging…
Roamy’s troll returned.
Further, she picked up ANOTHER one.
Have at it.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2011/12/18/rip-spc-david-e-hickman/
Russia should have stuck with McDonalds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Ki86x1WKPmE
Scott, you are dangerously close to getting a Mare ass kicking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wW4LmJHfy4
Mare, thank goodness you showed up. I thought everyone had deserted me…
Sorry, had a chatty MIL on the phone…
Howdy, Brad.
*gives Brad chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven*
You can’t sit there with the phone and say “uh-huh!”once in a while and still comment here?
Mmmm…. cookies!
My MIL is…difficult.
But at least I managed to hang up after the third goodbye, so that’s progress.
Where the fuck is everyone? Is it just you and me?
Seems so, Brad.
And I showered!!
Hey, you gonna share those cookies, xbrad? Commenting with Ronulans is hard work.
Well, I’m cool with that!
Wanna snuggle?
Aggie, my MiL is great. It is my mother who is difficult. xbad, I was reading the troll’s comments and somehow ended up at Lex’s.
Wanna snuggle?
As long as I can wear my wool socks.
Lex is a better writer than I, by far.
He’s surprisingly short, though.
Wool socks are fine.
Just don’t try to wear Sox.
Ok just watched Elf I am good until next year. DD’s plane has landed she should be home soon
What is “surprisingly short” to you? Just curious. I found Sarah Palin to be really small when I saw her at an event in Roswell.
I was trying to figure out just when I got the Semper Fi tat. Mr. RFH is offering to draw one on me and take a pic.
Sohos, glad DD has arrived home.
Short in stature, or short in writing?
He’s only about 5’6″ or 5’7″. Not at all abnormal. In fact, many good fighter pilots tend to be short, as it improves their resistance to G-forces (women tend to have that advantage as well).
It was just that before I met him, I had a larger than life image of him in my head.
Not at all short in writing. Lex is just about the most gifted writer you’ll find in the blogosphere.
Me too! I can’t wait until she walks in the door.
I had a larger than life image of him in my head.
Same way with me and a fair number of the astronauts. I tower over some of them.
Every rifle company I was in… the shortest guys got stuck as the M60 gunners, having to carry the heaviest loads in the platoon.
Dunno why. Maybe platoon sergeants like to fuck with them.
XBrad, my uncle said he was stuck with the heaviest part of a machine gun. I don’t remember the number, but he was in WW2. He was 5′ 6″ or so, shorter than that now.
Maybe they start out tall, and the weight of the gun makes ’em short?
Most of the Marines, pilots, and frogmen, I knew growing up were short guys. Even the Corpsmen were short.
Rat-bastard Ronulans.
Loved your comment about scraping more intelligent shit off your boots, MCPO. Thank you.
Night all.
Roamy – They are either chronically naive or willfully ignorant.
G’night, osito!
Good night, Oso!
Nighty, night, Crazybear!
Ted, just found out my local library has about 20 episodes of Midsommer Murders on DVD.
xBrad – SWEET!
Yeah. I’ve found a couple episodes online, but not many. So I’ll have to check some of them out.
If I can rip the DVDs, I’ll send you some. You and your soon to be grandson/granddaughter can sit on the couch and watch.
Oh for cryin out loud, youngest daughter is bugging me to open the SS gift.
I said “no”.
…
she’ll do it though. I won’t look.
Oh yeah, congrats, MCPO!
Oh, go ahead and look, Dave. You know you wanna!!
WHOA!! Congratulations, MCPO!!
Are we gonna have a “Name MCPO’s grandbaby” contest?
I admire X’s writing ability. I am going to pen something good at Carin’s place soon. If I do not pass out soon. Hopefully I can match X’s eloquence in prose. No one can match Lex.
I did not work tonight it was all mountain bikes with brakes and gears. I can do brakes but not gears yet.
xBrad – Farquard T. Rastus III if it’s a boy. Shaniqua Iverson Mo’chelle if it’s a girl.
You misspelled Eyeversin.
xbrad, I had a prior engagement but I would never leave you having on purpose!
Aw… thanks, Mare.
You whore.
Hi Mare!
*waves*
Good night, boys and girls.
And puppies. Cuz you know Vman’s dogs are reading this…
>> Oh, go ahead and look, Dave. You know you wanna!!
Course I do. But that would be wrong.
She giggled though.
Ok, time for me to get to bed. Y’all have a great evening 🙂
me too!
Nite y’all
This is like a BiW post but without the words.
Thus proving the adage “Genius is never appreciated in its time”.
I love you knuckleheads, but if you think I’m doing that “Dying broke and alone” thing to complete the set, you got another thing comin’.
For the H2 mens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJH9bIeHD1k&feature=related
I’m surprised there wasn’t an echo.
long long day you guys, little visitor had to go to the emergency room and her mom couldnt get off from work so we were on call.
some little s*it at the day care tried to strangle her with a blanket
all is well and looks like she will be with us for the rest of the week
glad yall enjoyed my Nativity Scenes
Sorry to hear that, WPD, hope she’s okay now.
thanks roamy, she is fine
I am soooooo tired.
I helped the Mrs. with her baking and confectionery last night until I had to turn in at 11:45 last night.
At least she came home and made caramels for us to keep tonight.
http://tinyurl.com/7hfxe9a
i love the word confectionery
it just sounds soooo drrty
I don’t know about dirty, but it was sticky.
at this point ill take either one
i do oncur that the blog is officially asleep
No. Its just resting.
Went and had the transmission fluid in the vehicle that my younger daughter is driving to college today. It’s the old, “daddy doesn’t want a call in the middle of the night that she’s broke down” proactive routine. Anyways, I got to sit in the waiting room of the drive through oil change joint for about an hour. A young Mexican kid sat down across the room with army fatigues on. I decided to make a little conversation and asked him if he’d just got back from overseas. He said yeah he’d been over in A’stan and had gotten back in country on 10/21 and was out of the service now. I asked him about his experience in A’stan and he stated that other than getting shot at and potentially blown up, he loved it and wished he was still there. Which led me to ask why he got out. Here was his exact words, “I got in 4 years ago planning on making it a career. But this fuckin’ president we got now is fuckin’ the army up. We have gotten a 1.2% raise in the three years he’s been CinC. My family was starving to death. I’m making double right now what I was in the army.” Judging from the truck he was getting the oil changed on I’d guess he’s a field mechanic for a rig hauling outfit. It’s nice to see that at least some of the younger generation have had the blinders removed.
amen to that, i have glimmers of hope now and again that this generation isnt a complete cockup
First sentence should read: Went and had the transmission fluid changed and filter replaced in the vehicle that my younger daughter is driving to college today.
Fucking Whiskey……how does it work?
Vman, every time I look at a bike I think of someone like you putting it together……I love it!
Mare, i had snickerdoodles today pretty tasty!
Heya! Was anyone else made to feel like an idiot today?
ah revvy before lunch or after?
after
about 5 times then, between the SO and the little visitor
Not having good Christmas, H2.
Mare, i had snickerdoodles today pretty tasty!
Excellent!
Comment by topsecretk9 on December 22, 2011 4:08 am
Not having good Christmas, H2.
crap. 😦
wakey wakey
*Peeks in to see if anyone is awake yet
*starts second pot of coffee
**grunts and goes back to sleep.
I can’t believe I woke up at 5:30 for THIS.
Good morning. I’m reading http://rightwingnews.com/quotes/the-third-annual-50-best-political-quotes-of-2011/
Favorite so far:
25) It’s the usual Socialist fiscal math of 1 + 1 = You’re paying, so who cares. — Rachel Marsden
Huh. Bob Massi finally got a haircut.
Perhaps I should wait until tonight, when we do our secret santa thing, but I’m just so filled with the holiday spirit RIGHT NOW.
Because I love you, I want you all to know that you’re fat.
srsly. Put down those cookies.
I like this one Roamy:
The biggest myth about labor unions is that unions are for the workers. Unions are for unions, just as corporations are for corporations and politicians are for politicians. — Thomas Sowell
Of course, this one almost makes me tear up
For God and country — Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo. Geronimo. E.K.I.A. Enemy killed in action. — The radio transmission of the SEAL who shot Bin Laden.
Because I love you, I want you all to know that you’re fat.
You…you…you…LOVE ME!
http://tinyurl.com/6dagngc
You…you…you…LOVE ME!
http://tinyurl.com/6dagngc
yea yea yea, now drop and give me twenty.
*passes pupster bowl of “healthy weight dogchow”
If my in-laws tell me I’m fat (DUH), I’m walking out.
Good morning fatties.
None of those are as good as this:
On Contessa Brewer:
“She is basically Ed Shultz with a smaller rack.”
Ace of Spades
If my in-laws tell me I’m fat (DUH), I’m walking out.
Did you hear rush about this yesterday? He brought up the story, of course, but then his sign off (for the holiday) he said something about Wishing us all a Merry Christmas (he did a whole holiday message thing) and then said “and, you’re Fat”.
It was pretty funny.
Right, because I don’t have enough body-composition issues.
I may be fat but Carin loves me.
http://tinyurl.com/c4265ya
Fat. Yep, that’s me.
I did listen to some of Rush yesterday, but I missed that. Mark Steyn today!
I love all your fat selves.
Don’t go changing.
Unless you want to.
I know, I have to call and tell my husband Mark is in for Rush. He’ll be so excited.
Dear family and friends, if you’re too cheap or busy to send me a Christmas card, please just send me a 3K email saying “Merry Christmas” instead of filling up my inbox with a 4 Mb Jackie Lawson card that’s been personalized for someone else. TIA
Morning MJ.
http://tinyurl.com/ycvwkug
Also, XBrad, so far most of the short guys I’ve met in the military seem to be trying harder. I’d volunteer to carry heavy shit in the field to make the point that I could do it without bitching.
Of course, if anyone’s gonna drop something, best if it doesn’t have too far to fall.
My husband is sorta short, but he’s a tough son-of-a-bitch. He says when he was a kid, everyone picked on him because he was small, but in fights he usually pretty much kicked ass. Toughened him up – being smaller.
People don’t expect it.
I believe he broke someone’s nose once. lol
So are today’s kids wimps? Neither of my kids has gotten into a fight.
Ha. I dunno. I know schools are a lot stricter about fights – even if they happen off of school grounds at times.
My husband was a bit of a ruffian. Checkered past 😉 He didn’t drink or do drugs, but he wasn’t exactly a good kid either.
They were pretty strict about fights then; my sister was suspended for fighting. I got into a few fights but didn’t get caught.
I think you can get expelled for a fight at my kid’s school.
But you home school!!!eleventy!!
(Yes, I know what you meant. Still would be funny.)
Yep. You can get expelled for 180 days for fighting. Just looked it up.
My older boys – two – go to high school.
I can see Car in throwing down, but roamy? Just can’t see it.
I know, Carin. Still would be funny with the younger crew.
Little kid fights are so much better than big kid fights. They do less damage, too.
New Poat! you go now
Jay, in 4th grade, I was tormented by Julie, a bully who made fun of my hand-me-down dresses that zipped up in the back. She sat behind me and would unzip my dress whenever she got a chance. If she did it far enough, I usually had to go to the teacher to get help zipping it back up. The teacher had to have known what was going on but did nothing. Finally I’d had enough and after getting unzipped one last time, I cracked my clipboard over Julie’s head, smashing her face into the desk. She got a bloody nose. The teacher moved her to another desk, and she left me alone after that.
Sometimes that’s the only thing that will stop the bully, isn’t it? Look out for the quiet ones.
I was in 6th grade when I had to stick up for myself. The principal of the school and my parents both agreed that was the only way it was going to stop. So I guess I had an endorsement. Like you said, it stopped after that.
I can’t imagine the trouble a principal would get into today if a similar decision were to be reached.