Have you been good this year? No? Let’s see what the naughty girls get.
I do not care if that Santa hat was photoshopped or not, and neither should you.
Love the smile on this one.
I failed to find a redhead for Carin, but perhaps there’s one running in this crowd.
Hang up my stocking, baby.
Cute.
And last but not least. Moooooommmmm, she’s got two! Make her give one to me! (or at least give up teh boots)
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day today and a Merry Christmas!
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this is not the cheese i ordered
MJ will like this.
Day-um.
BUNK and THUMBS UP!!
i’m thinking I see a way to improve my running pace.
Leon’s xmas ‘tar is in the media folder but I very obviously need moar coffee. Ha!
Wouldn’t I need to, like, set it?
Can you not get into the Media folder?
I mean, that’s why I don’t have one in the first place. I’m not hip to all these newfangled ‘puter things.
Work time.
Revised linky:
Just fun to play around.
It looks Grinchy, I like.
You will always be my first, Scott.
So, Gary Johnson is leaving the GOP. Will Luap Nor and Gary fight it out for the libertarian ticket?
I miss Laura’s usual avatard. That Santa getting arrested is good, but it does not speak to me. You cannot believe how absurd Laura and Scott’s avatards are until you meet them.
HHD- Putting a little “Gay” into the Holiday Season
I see things are getting worse in Egypt. Islamic Revolution BABY. Let’s go burn down a few infidel libraries.
Gary Johnson was in the GOP?
oooo, nice work, Roamy. Especially the first one.
Excuse me, stewardess? I think I’m going to need another bag please…
http://tinyurl.com/c3bplww
*burns down Car in’s kindle.
*screams that weird arab tongue thing.
>> So, Gary Johnson is leaving the GOP
Who?
But, Egypt is solved! #4 took care of that for us! It can’t be getting worse.
MJ- I got you a (possibly NSFW) early Christmas present.
You’re welcome.
>> I think I’m going to need another bag please…
Nah, that’s why they left the cargo ramp open.
Never heard a stall warning in a C-130 before.
But, Egypt is solved! #4 took care of that for us! It can’t be getting worse.
Yea, and #4 better start wrapping up all his “I ENDED THE IRAQI WAR” celebrations before the sectarian violence really gets going.
Iraq’s Shiite prime minister told Kurdish authorities Wednesday to hand over the Sunni vice president, who fled to the semiautonomous region to escape an arrest warrant on charges he ran hit squads targeting government officials.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/21/iraq-prime-minister-tells-kurds-to-hand-over-sunni-vice-president/#ixzz1hBESMpIT
Those C-130s are amazing aircraft. Not sexy in the standard sense, but what a workhorse. Always one of my favorites growing up, since there were so many of them.
That short take off always amazes me. Same thing with a C5.
So …. WHERE’s Obama?
He has NO public schedule today. None. nada. no briefing. Nothing.
THis is a hoot from the Hill. First they mention that no one knows if he’s going on when.
Then this:
It’s not as if a Hawaiian Christmas is some exotic vacation for the president. Hawaii is where the president grew up, and he’s visited the state each year for the holidays since his election.
HA HA HA …
You stupid plebes! This is just the every day luxury Obama’s been used to.
A C5 did a fly-by at my father’s memorial service.
I heard that sucker coming 5 minutes before it got there and it was almost like i could reach up and touch it, it came by so low.
It was pretty damn impressive.
Where’s that whore Mare?
The header pic is absolutely brilliant! Someone deserves a night of free booze and two Asian hookers for coming up with that.
Mornin’, baggers of tea.
COMPOST!
Got you a Christmas ornament:
You’re welcome.
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1. Bag of Dicks
2. You
3. Some assembly required
Sweet of you to think of me, Spud. Enjoyed your previous post. Good to know you can actually be funny at times 😉
MJ, did you create the header or find it?
Good to know you can actually be funny at times 😉
Yeah, it’s always a crapshoot….
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1. Bag of Dicks
2. You
3. Some assembly required
ha ha ha …
I was trying to figure out how and why to link that image, when you offered up the perfect opportunity.
I didn’t put the header pic up. It was probably Andy or Wiser or some other fag.
Good morning, alles.
J’Ames, I went ahead and posted it. It is hilarious 😀
*pours coffee for everyone, passes tray of chocolate chip muffins*
I’m going to put up a Christmas BBF. It will balance out the amount of suck in your picture.
TRANSCOM aircraft are all overpowered, they’re designed to carry tons of cargo. So when they’re unloaded they can get airborne in no time.
Writing softward for the MC-130 was one of the funner jobs I had early in my career.
I’m going to put up a Christmas BBF.
Unlike you, MJ, none of us want to see Santa’s moobs.
PJM needs one of these.
>>HHD- Putting a little “Gay” into the Holiday Season
Fabuluth.
F. It will balance out the amount of suck in your picture.
Interesting choice of words there fella.
It will balance out the amount of suck in your picture.
That’s more of a Ghee picture anyway…..
Howdy, Gabe!
I like the HHD juuuuust fine.
I do live in fear of the BBF post, though.
Haha, nice one, Gabe!
“almost like i could reach up and touch it, it came by so low.”
I used to play golf right next to the Westover Air Force base.
I ducked for one of those things. It was probably 200-300 feet in the air, but it’s so damn big your brain tells you that it’s more like 6 feet..
>> Fabuluth.
Gawd.
*gives Gabe a dozen noogies
I ducked for one of those things. It was probably 200-300 feet in the air, but it’s so damn big your brain tells you that it’s more like 6 feet..
There’s more stairs in those things than my 2 story house, including basement. And a helluva lot more room.
The wing is thicker than my house, I think.
That’s more of a Ghee picture anyway…..
– – – – – – –
*aims middle finger at Wiser*
*fires*
Dad was a loadmaster in the AF. About 2 months after he passed away, we invaded Nicaragua.
On the news that night, they played stick footage of C5s being loaded from his old airbase and there was my dad, doing his loadmaster thing…
It was pretty cool, in a weird sort of way….
*fires*
shooting blanks, are we?
Yummers, Roamy!
The TIFWs are off to visit family in the boonies.
Hopefully, we can get internet service there (I think we can), but if not, have a Merry Christmas, all!
Remember, if you need a Christmas music fix, there’s a new batch up every day at my place – there’s some really nice stuff coming up in the next few days.
Love to all of you miscreants and reprobates – thanks for putting up with me this year!
We’ll see ya in a few hours, Aggie –
YAY!!! See you soon, Teresa 😀
>> shooting blanks, are we?
since 1991. You?
mmm, burn notice marathon for aaron to watch while I clean up kitchen
since 1991. You?
Still all man, buddy. I’ve heard enough horror stories…
mmm, burn notice marathon for
aaronme to watch while I clean up kitchenFTFY
🙂
A builder that I submitted a huge proposal to earlier this year just called and agreed to the entire contract – no changes! I had written them off long ago and now they are asking what address to send the retainer to!
*opens bottle of blue label*
*puts a dab behind the ears*
*does flying scissor kick, ultimate punch combo at Wiser*
*leans back and smiles*
Brutal review!
http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2011/12/21/pulp-fascism-the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo/?singlepage=true
since 1991. You?
Believe I’ve already told you all about my experience with Nurse Steve.
That’s Fantabulous, Ghee! Congrats!
A builder that I submitted a huge proposal to earlier this year just called and agreed to the entire contract
Excellent! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Congrats, GM.
>> I’ve heard enough horror stories…
Oh yeah, I had some of that. What’d they call it… “surgically induced trauma”.
I lived.
When I flunk my Security + exam next Tuesday, there’ll be no one to blame but you hostages.
I hope you can live with yourselves!
Is Katy Perry related to Rick Perry?
Cause he needs to advertise that or something!
If not maybe she could indorse him.
Living With Ourselves Since March 2009.
You will get an C++, PJ! Easy peasy.
no changes! I had written them off long ago and now they are asking what address to send the retainer to!
They kept your retainer all this time? That’s just gross.
I hope you can live with yourselves!
I’m good.
Thank you guys!
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since 1991. You?
– – – —
all original plumbing still intact and getting regular maintenance.
*retains right to give peej a noogie*
Was it in Miami Ghee?
I heard they pulled the first high rise permit there in 4 years.
*Crosses fingers*
Things might be turning around
On another note, a court in Malaysia has found Bush guilty of war crimes.
http://rt.com/news/court-bush-blair-iraq-043/
One thing that does frighten me a tad with the Occupy San Diego is the majority’s firm belief in a 2nd amendment.
Not all of them are anti-gun nuts like I figured they’d be.
be interesting if they actually did decide they wanted to overthrow the government.
Thankfully, there’s about 3 Occupy San Diegans in total.
How many +’s do you have Peege?
Was it in Miami Ghee?
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Nashvegas. I did just recently complete a plan for a big house in Orlando though – would love to see Florida re-emerge in the housing market.
>> getting regular maintenance
Just because the twins are retired don’t mean we don’t maintain the system
Just because the twins are retired don’t mean we don’t maintain the system
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DIY doesn’t count!
*retains right to give peej a noogie*
Does your wife know how excited I get when you talk dirty to me?
How many +’s do you have Peege?
A+
Project +
CIW JavaScript Specialist 1D0-635 Certification
CIW Web Design Specialist 1D0-520 Certification
CIW Foundations 1D0-510 Certification
and this semester, I’ll have Security + and CIW Database Specialist 1D0-541 Certification
and possibly Cisco CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) or Microsoft MS 70-680 exam depending on how frisky I feel.
Right now? Not very frisky.
DIY doesn’t count!
If we’re talking maintenance of the infrastructure, then I’m calling Bullshit!!
Not to mention the damage you’re doing to xbrad’s self-esteem.
Peej, do any of your certs include the word “Solutions”? If not they’re probably worthless in the real world.
HAHA! Up twinkles, PG.
Project +
CIW JavaScript Specialist 1D0-635 Certification
CIW Web Design Specialist 1D0-520 Certification
CIW Foundations 1D0-510 Certification
and this semester, I’ll have Security + and CIW Database Specialist 1D0-541 Certification
and possibly Cisco CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) or Microsoft MS 70-680 exam depending on how frisky I feel.
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does your husband know how confused I get when you talk like this?
Get your CISSP and I’ll hire you at a ridiculously high salary
Get your CISSP and I’ll hire you at a ridiculously high salary
Huh, that’s not even in their master’s program
Cisco Certified Entry Network Technician (CCENT)
EC-Council Ethical Hacking and Countermeasures (EC0-350)
EC-Council Computer Hacking Forensic Investigator (EC0-349)
GIAC G2700 (Standards and Policies)
Peej, do any of your certs include the word “Solutions”?
diploma mill
?
craploads of money
So, now let’s go back to what we were talking about.
Something about GM cleaning his pipes on a retainer?
Happy Winter, bitches.
Thankfully, there’s about 3 Occupy San Diegans in total.
I was talking to one of the idiot music teachers last night about the San Diego Occutards:
Me: Did you see what the Occupy Sand Diego idiots did?
Him: Was it as bad as the things the TeaTards did?
Me: Please, show me one example of the Tea Party people committing arson, rape, assault or robbery.
Him: Well, that’s only because there are so many more of the Occupy people than ever were of the Tea Partiers.
Seriously, this country is fucked.
Congrats on the new gig, Ghee!!!
Now go out and celebrate the way only you can!
http://tinyurl.com/7pau48k
Good morning.
Thanks Wiser! I sure will…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cLOIxsQ8
Client of the Week: He tried to kill you!
Michael: It happens all the time.
Whether this quotation is from Burn Notice or your favorite corporate giant’s headquarters is left as an exercise for the reader. 😉
Did you see what the Occupy Sand Diego idiots did?
What did I miss that they did? I know they were excited about something and posted a video, but I didn’t have the energy to look.
I was cracking up because they posted an aerial shot of their movement on the steps and I’ll have to tell you, the parking lot at walmart at 3am is more heavily populated.
Well, that’s only because there are so many more of the Occupy people than ever were of the Tea Partiers.
If you were to judge the amount of them in filth and waste, then yes, there’s a crapload more of them than Tea Partiers.
I’ll be you really make people happy at the record shop.
Good morning.
so far….
What did I miss that they did? I know they were excited about something and posted a video, but I didn’t have the energy to look.
Sorry, I meant the Denver idiots.
I’ll be you really make people happy at the record shop.
Yeah. I’m just an absolute stitch at the “record store.”
Yeah. I’m just an absolute stitch at the “record store.”
I don’t know what you call them out there, but out here, we call ’em record store. They give lessons. Sell instruments. Have little dark rooms in the back that smell of lysol for some reason.
People still buy their music in a store?
People still buy their music in a store?
No.
He really is watching Burn Notice, and yelling at the screen. “RAAAAARRHHH!”
He really is watching Burn Notice, and yelling at the screen.
hahahaha
I don’t know what you call them out there, but out here, we call ‘em record store.
Why would you call a store that doesn’t sell records a “record store?”
He really is watching Burn Notice, and yelling at the screen. “RAAAAARRHHH!”
HAHAHAHA!! So am I 😀
Why would you call a store that doesn’t sell records a “record store?”
because they never bothered to change their name?
because they never bothered to change their name?
But what about a store that never sold records…. ever? Why would they call themselves a record store?
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that since Aaron dropped we don’t hear much about the adventures of Will anymore. Almost makes me tear up thinking back 23 years ago when the stork showed up with pendejodaughter #1 and I instantly became just another nuisance.
we don’t hear much about the adventures of Will anymore
his job is done.
I have a friend who’s about 10 years younger than me. He came of age in that cassettes were eclipsing lp vinyl records. He still refers to all music as “tapes”.
http://www.lousrecords.com/main/index.php
http://www.offtherecordmusic.com/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/record-city-san-diego
http://www.folkartsrarerecords.com/
http://www.taang.com/ Tang Records
http://www.nickelodeonrecords.com/
actually, it looks like they do still carry records
Hey wiser, you got any of them there “LPs”?
He still refers to all music as “tapes”.
It took me forever to change from “taping” TV shows to “recording” them.
But what about a store that never sold records…. ever? Why would they call themselves a record store?
I’m sorry wiserbud, what would YOU like me to call your place of employment?
8-track?
actually, it looks like they do still carry records
And they call themselves record stores????
huh. That’s just so strange….
Hey wiser, you got any of them there “LPs”?
Got some 78s right here….. Whaddya like?
Speaking of 8-tracks. My ass is out of here like 8-tracks. Talk atchu foos latah.
I’m sorry wiserbud, what would YOU like me to call your place of employment?
Well, the term I tend to use here is “music store” so how about we stick with that, just to avoid any confusion on the part of those of littler brains, ‘k?
I imagine it’s a regional colloquialism
I imagine it’s a regional colloquialism
Or….
a store that sells (or sold) records is called a “record store” and store that sells and rents musical instruments and gives music lessons is called a “music store.”
http://bellflowermusic.com/
http://www.musicstorerocklin.com/
http://www.kennysmusicstore.com/
http://www.kkmusicstore.com/
ya’ll
a store that sells (or sold) records is called a “record store” and store that sells and rents musical instruments and gives music lessons is called a “music store.”
No. maybe if they’re new. But the olds ones who used to be record shops, who might or might not sell vinyl anymore still go by the term record shop.
I know what you’re doing. I have all day.
>> Whaddya like?
How about some Count Basie?
Or Wham. You got Wham?
We have package stores.
In South Africa they are called bottle stores.
You kids stop that bickering or it’s the belt.
roamy’s, or peel’s xmas card?
https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/startrek.jpg
Why is ‘pants’, plural?
Why do you put on a ‘pair’ of underwear?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why does someone ask me ‘what’s up?” when I’m ‘getting down’.
Why?!
Or Wham. You got Wham?
You can have my credit card, baby, but keep your red hot fingers off of my heart, lady.
You kids stop that bickering or it’s the belt.
{{{SHUDDERS}}}
mom’s here
No. maybe if they’re new.
Define “new” the place I work has been in business for 23 years.
http://uniongrovemusic.com/ – 40 years
http://www.atthemusicstore.com/ – 22 years
http://manormusic.com/ – 46 years
http://www.stanroymusiccenter.com/ – 64 years
I’ve got lots of time too.
You kids stop that bickering or it’s the belt.
Define “new” the place I work has been in business for 23 years.
I’m talking San Diego…….you’re talking east coast. I already said it’s regional.
It’s like Hellman’s/Best Foods or Carl’s Junior/ Hardee’s. It’s different from one side of the coast to the next.
I would say music store, and we still say we’re “taping” stuff on the DVR. My mom also occasionally forgets and says “icebox”.
I’m not quitting. I’m going to take a shower.
*stares at wiserbud while backing out of room
I know record stores and I know of music stores.
Music stores sell sheet music and instruments.
Record stores used to sell records, then tapes, then CDs.
I hate to take Wiser’s side on this, Peej, you KNOW how it hurts me.
I’m talking San Diego…….you’re talking east coast. I already said it’s regional.
Every store I linked is in California
I hate to take Wiser’s side on this, Peej, you KNOW how it hurts me.
heh heh heh…..
Gawd. I have more shopping to do.
look, maybe I can explain this better for you, Peej.
gimme a minute to set this up….
http://tinyurl.com/7v4hqsn
for Peel:
http://tinyurl.com/834z69o
Or Wham. You got Wham?
Science Fiction question
I want to read “The Jesus Incident”. Do I have to read “Spaceship Void” first? Should I?
Thank you in advanced kind science fiction nerd.
Happy Hanukkah, everybody.
You can’t read Spaceship Void without reading Space Viking first.
and of course you need to read Space Prison before that.
Peej, Wiser is wrong about his cover song theory. Let him be right on this one.
*ignores Scott, and doesn’t admit to giggling
Great job Romy!
We watched two movies last night that were both good. One was a Woody Allen flick which I typically do not like and of course as per his MO he made the Conservatives look like Douche Buckets but besides that I liked the idea of the plot b/c it played into my love of Literature. It is called Midnight in Paris and the other one is just plain good and it is called Warrior. Nick Nolte is in it and his character is just brutal.
Dad was a loadmaster in the AF
I knew there had to be a reason I liked Wiser!
Loadmaster Motto: “Wheels up, heels up. If we’re flying, I’m sleeping!”
After taking a shower, I’ve decided wiserbud is correct. No one. Absolutely NO one out here still calls them record shops. Not a living soul.
You win!
You have more stamina than I.
I have not read Dune.
True story.
but The Jesus Incident sounds interesting
Loadmaster Motto: “Wheels up, heels up. If we’re flying, I’m sleeping!”
HAHAHAHA!!! yep.
He would tell me about when he ate lunch on Kennedy’s Presidential limo and shuttle boosters that were being transported back to Florida.
He was also the first one off the plane in when we invaded Panama to get Noriega. (I said Nicaragua earlier. My mistake all around The stock footage was shown when we were gearing up to invade Iraq in 1990.)
He had to stand on the tarmac in Panama and direct the off-loading as bullets were flying all around him. And since they were not expecting that when they left, he was not wearing any armor.
Scary stuff. He said he never off-loaded a plane faster in his entire career
No one. Absolutely NO one out here still calls them record shops. Not a living soul.
Never said that. But why anyone call a store that never has and currently does not sell records a “record shop?”
But why anyone call a store that never has and currently does not sell records a “record shop?”
No. You are not sucking me back in.
My GAWD you are evil.
Where is Mare?
My GAWD you are evil.
Wiser, PJM. PJM, wiser.
Now that you’ve met…
My GAWD you are evil.
You simply cannot admit that you made a mistake, can you?
Where is Mare?
Most likely getting me the gift I so richly deserve.
You simply cannot admit that you made a mistake, can you?
I made the mistake calling your place a record store. you are correct.
DAMN IT!!!!!
You’re sucking me in.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
I have not read Dune.
True story.
Whew. And all these years, I thought I was the only one…
Peej, Wiser is wrong about his cover song theory. Let him be right on this one.
shaddup you….
This video will revolutionize how the SDPD treats the Occupy San Diego crowd…no really, especially when you can get over the annoying voice at the 1:20 mark. THEY WILL OVERCOME!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCeKSfXVhBE&feature=youtu.be&hd=1
Deal or No Deal is fascinating from a psychology of probability perspective. The contestants clearly have little understanding of expected value, and they consistently make poor decisions as a result of that.
oh and don’t forget, being offered a bed in a shelter is a “right”
Speaking of the shuttle, turns out a bunch of shuttle simulation equipment stuff from work is headed to A&M. Whoop!
(yes, I’ve flown the shuttle simulator. Thank you, taxpayers!)
I made the mistake calling your place a record store. you are correct.
There now, was that so difficult?
The contestants clearly have little understanding of expected value, and they consistently make poor decisions as a result of that.
or it’s just greed.
There now, was that so difficult?
So, there are little dark rooms that smell of lysol?
Right now, this chick’s EV is $145k. The offer is 98k. That’s not even 70% of the EV. (She took it, though, which was a good move; that’s about as good as the banker’s offers get. I did see one yesterday that was almost 80% of th EV.)
Speaking of greed, in my extended family on my mom’s side, the “kids” have always been the only ones who got presents from everyone. As we got older, we gradually dropped out of the communal gift-giving; first my sister, then my oldest cousin (who’s younger than she is), then my next-oldest cousin and I (who are about the same age). (And my nephews got added as recipients, of course, and now my son is too.) Now, only one of us is still in college. Yet two of my cousins insist on remaining on the gift list. One of them insists that she should keep getting presents because she’s not married. But here’s the kicker: she’s been living with the same man longer than I’ve even known Will. In this state at least, that makes her legally married.
So I ain’t giving her shit.
How does someone insist on staying on the gift list?
So, there are little dark rooms that smell of lysol?
Those would be record stores.
yes, I’ve flown the shuttle simulator.
And I was lucky enough to fly the F/A-18 and F-35 simulators!
Those would be record stores.
It’s suddenly all very clear.
So I ain’t giving her shit.
Excellent, Peej.
We do the “gift pool” thing and it’s gotten really stupid. Everyone ends up just getting their “giftee” a gift card.
Here’s an idea. You keep your money and I’ll keep mine and we’ll just get together and drink, k?
It’s suddenly all very clear.
Glad I could help.
OH look! They mic checked racist Lowe’s………course they can’t be bothered to remember that Lowe’s actually had a commercial there in the first place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwLdXXYqA8o&list
Excellent, Peej.
You’re obsessed with me, aren’t you?
Herself and I have decided to limit Christmas this year. We will have ample opportunity to spend money in the coming months.
#1 son and the S.O. are expecting a baby in late May/early June. I’m going to be a Grandpop!!
Congratulations Gramps!!!!
PJM – Your obsession with OSD is starting to harsh my Christmas mellow. CUT.IT.OUT!!
You’re obsessed with me, aren’t you?
oops
I meant to say “Peel”.
See that, PJ? That’s called “being able to admit when you made a mistake.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg
#1 son and the S.O. are expecting a baby in late May/early June. I’m going to be a Grandpop!!
CONGRATS, big guy?
Can I suggest a name?
#1 son and the S.O. are expecting a baby in late May/early June. I’m going to be a Grandpop!!
ooooooooh, Herself is going to be knitting up a storm!
PJM – Your obsession with OSD is starting to harsh my Christmas mellow.
Oh I suppose you never look at the car accidents when you’re on the freeway?
heh.
Whenever I sign on to my YouTube account, the icon that shows on the screen is a still from this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltDTF80AneY
Yeah, wiser, we did that too for a while, but it just became everyone giving each other a gift card for some amount of money. So now we just do a family white elephant. It’s entertaining.
Peej, she has actually announced loudly to everyone that she’s still supposed to get presents because she’s not married. The obvious rejoinder (namely, “You ARE married, fuckwit. Check the relevant legal statutes”) receives no reply due to a prolonged case of Adolescent Selective Hearing.
Wow, congrats to the kiddos, Chief!
Congrats, Chief. I’m sure it’ll be nice to finally have somebody to share your Werther’s Originals with.
Whenever I sign on to my YouTube account, the icon that shows on the screen is a still from this video:
bwahaha hahaha, just on fire today, eh?
Peej, she has actually announced loudly to everyone that she’s still supposed to get presents because she’s not married
gah, I can’t imagine being so brash……….unless it was someone like wiserbud, of course
Congratulations, Chief!
bwahaha hahaha, just on fire today, eh?
What can I say, you bring out the best in me…..
unless it was someone like wiserbud, of course
Who’s obsessed with whom now?
This is amazing — it’s a simple mathematical exercise that can predict your favorite movie.
It must have been created by a real genius. Don’t know how it works, but it works every time!
Be honest & don’t look at the movie list below till you’ve done the math!
Okay, just humor me and do it!
Try this test & find out what movie is your favorite.
This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 movies you would enjoy the most.
It really works, for MOST of us anyway!
Movie Quiz:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below:
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Now, ain’t that something?
Who’s obsessed with whom now?
I admit it.
Back when my kids and all their cousins were kids, I suggested we limit gift giving to a) just kids and b) just draw names and do one gift per name. My sisters were even broker than me and it was all appreciated.
Now that they’re either adults or darn close we just dropped the gift thing altogether. Everybody’s cool with it.
My kids ask me “what do you want for Christmas?” I say “to see you”. Or a case of ibuprofin. A knee brace.
Oh I suppose you never look at the car accidents when you’re on the freeway?
No. I’m too busy looking out for stupid “Looky Lous” fucking up traffic!
My kids ask me “what do you want for Christmas?”
“I appreciate the question, but you really can’t give me what I want….”
I was told there would be no math.
Now, ain’t that something?
dammit.
Ooooh, very good, James.
*punches Jay in the head*
Huh. I came up with “Patton”
J’Ames – I say this in the spirit of the Christmas spirit; “Go fuck yourself.”
I was told there would be no math.
PJ told you that, didn’t she?
Now that they’re either adults or darn close we just dropped the gift thing altogether.
That’s how we are…….cept Madeleine, sweet girl that she is spent all her birthday money on her brothers’ Christmas presents. Will it be reciprocated in any way shape or form? Nope.
the morons are on fire today:
Lydia, did you hear that your sainted Rachel Corrie has endorsed the flat tax?
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 21, 2011 01:24 PM
Huh. I came up with “Patton”
huh. And you wrote code for fighter jets?
That explains a lot……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XRO0CiV
Hahahahaha
I was told there would be no math.
*punches Jay in the head*
J’Ames – I say this in the spirit of the Christmas spirit; “Go fuck yourself.”
A simple tl;dr would suffice, haha!
>>>My kids ask me “what do you want for Christmas?” I say “to see you”. Or a case of ibuprofin. A knee brace.
Frustrates the heck out of me. What does mom want? Two years ago: iPod Touch. Last year: portable DVD player. This year: iPad. And that’s what she gets.
What does dad ask for? Two years ago: sweat pants. Last year: sweat pants. This year: sweat pants. Argh.
PJ told you that, didn’t she?
Hey! I’m ok with math if you tell me the punchline……math is a joke, right?
Shopper down shopper down.
I’ve got muthafocking cramps and have been wandering around this store for an hour.
What does dad ask for? Two years ago: sweat pants. Last year: sweat pants. This year: sweat pants. Argh.
well come on, sweat pants only last about a year before you need a new pair.
Hey! I’m ok with math if you tell me the punchline……math is a joke, right?
No, I just meant, if you did tell Sean that, then you were wrong……
Gabe – Blue ones, followed by grey ones, followed by the always snazzy red ones!
Christ, would the two of you just bone each other in one of those lysol rooms and get it over with already?
Revenge was sweatpants that said ‘JUICY’ on the butt… Can’t wear that to play tennis!
>> And you wrote code for fighter jets?
I didn’t say it was good code. But it wasn’t fighter jets either. Besides computers do math for you, record store boy.
Hmmmm.. sweat pants.
Good idea.
Revenge was sweatpants that said ‘JUICY’ on the butt… Can’t wear that to play tennis!
Dammit, now everyone in the office is wondering what the hell I’m laughing at.
HAH
Overheard at whataburger while waiting on my sammich: “I need a doublemeat cheeseburger with one of the patties on the side. It’s for my dog.”
You just can’t make this shit up.
Underpants
Granny-panties!
Well, off I go to work at the ….. store.
Overheard at whataburger while waiting on my sammich: “I need a doublemeat cheeseburger with one of the patties on the side. It’s for my dog.”
HAHAHAHA!!
I once ordered a burger with no mustard, no ketchup, and no bun when going through the drive through at Burger King.
They were really confused until I drove around and they saw my dog in the car.
Sean, been there done that. Sheesh
Get married. Then you don’t have to worry about buying gifts for the family. They just magically appear.
Yeah, I have the same conversation with my parents twice a year.
Mom: What do you want for your birthday/Christmas?
Me: Oh, I don’t need anything.
Mom: (exasperated) It’s not about what you need! It’s about what you want!
Me: Less stuff?
Oh man, bad guys picked the wrong wedding to fire a rocket launcher at. Chuck Norris is in attendance.
Peelio – What are you watching?
Walker. Must be a two-parter – it just ended with Alex getting shot. Which means the bad guys are in REAL trouble now.
Crap. I just realized that I’m NOT DONE WITH SHOPPING.
I still have two kids to take out for their sibling/secret santa gift.
arg.
Maybe tonight after dinner
Also, son found out his gf spent a mint on his gift and now he wants to get her more stuff.
And – stepmother. Hardest to gift ever.
*considers “juicy” sweatpants
I believe, though I’m overall pleased with everything I’ve picked out
From what I’ve been seeing around town, “Love Pink” seems to be the inappropriate sweat pants message this year.
Sorry Juicy.
Those juicy pants – the real deal – are farking expensive. I mean- $100 and more. Love pink is perhaps cheaper?
Either way, neither say will be riding on my, or my daughters’, ass.
Either way, neither say will be riding on my, or my daughters’, ass.
Dammit! If ever there was an ass that deserved a “JUICY” label, it would be Carin’s.
You’ll likee:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/candidate-match-game
And you may even surprise yourself with who you should actually support!
it smells like rotting carcass in here…
Ohai, Cbird!
Who is the boy who played Yegor in “Day Watch”?
I give up Chief. Who?
Dave, what kind of sw did you write for the MC-130? I remember it having something to do with the Gatling guns on them.
Hi, GML. I hope you guys have a nice Christmas down in good ol’ TN!
Well, I like Romney, and hate Obama and Huntsman.
Thanks CBird! And to you as well.
Actually, we’ll be spending Christmas in jolly old Illinois this weekend. Ya hear that Rosetta and Beasn? I’ll be across the river from St. Louis….. at my in-laws…… meaning let’s go drink!!!!
The gunship model is the AC-130 Spectre. I worked on the MC-130 Combat Talon II, which is a troop transport for Special Operations Command.. it uses terrain-following radar and a pre-programmed flight plan to autopilot the plane in at extremely low altitude (to avoid radar and AA missile fire).
My job was control software for ailerons.. those small flap-like lookin things on each wing that make the aircraft roll to the left or right in flight.
Congratulations on the pending arrival of a grandbaby,
M-C-Pawpaw!!! Squeeeee!
Cyn/all – Thanks. Herself and I are really excited!
I’ll bet you are! What a neat Christmas present to learn of the news!
Wow, that sounds really cool, Dave. Seriously.
Yes, congrats MCPO. Nothing made grouchy old Dad into jolly Poppy faster than a grandchild.
It came! It came! Something came from UPS. I opened it up because naturally, it could have been from something I ordered, but when I opened it up, the bastards had wrapped it and the card says Secret Santa, so now I can’t open it.
lame
No peeking or shaking Peej!! You must wait until tomorrow night!!
Occupy Goat Curtains
What if PJ’s SS found her fabric on sale… bwahahahaha!
Congrats Chief!
Fucking ailerons, how do they work?
http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/k-12/airplane/alr.html
Chief: do you know if grandbaby is a boy or girl yet? Might be a little soon to know though.
*shudders I am out of Coffee*
Congrats MCPO
What if PJ’s SS found her fabric on sale… bwahahahaha!
Someone’s begging for an extra lump of coal…….EXTRA!!
*bites packing peanut
Fucking ailerons, how do they work?
The math! It burns!!
Cyn – I didn’t ask but, that baby will be spoiled by me either way!
LOVE PINK sweatpants are 98$ a pair
Extra coal?!?!
Bring.it.on.sugah.
Fucking ailerons, how do they work?
*puts hand out window while driving, ponders…*
*accidentally makes sharp left turn and hits tree*
My SIL is pregnant we find out in Feb if its a boy or girl. Fingers crossed for girl. We have two baby boys now. She wants another boy
Don’t you know it, Chief! Spoilt-rotten!
Oh and you’ll have to remember to feed the baby a jar of prunes about two hours before it’s time to send him/her back home to dad and mom. And THAT is how great memories are made.
$98 a pair?
Why are we not stenciling sweatpants?
Sweatpants Stenciling Solutions.
Congrats, MCPO!!!
The best part is, more baby pics in just a few months!
How exciting Sohos!
So lemme get this straight, girls are wearing pants that say ‘Juicy’ or ‘Love Pink’ (which I’m assuming is a thinly veiled reference)?
I wish girls would have advertised more clearly when I was in HS.
I could sell them for $50 and make $35 a pair.
100 a day should be easy…..
I can live on $17,500 a week.
You should sell underwear too. That shit is really expensive.
Yeah MJ its pretty terrible! DD isn’t allowed to wear them. Especially not at 100$ a pop
I will print up some that say WHORE
I bet those will sell well.
I guess its just as bad as frat guys wearing a ‘Free Mustache Rides’ t-shirt, but at least that’s kind of funny.
I will print up some that say WHORE
I bet those will sell well.
Mare will order them.
Imagine if scott’s genius had never been recognized…
I’m thinking Scott should be Beasn’s Vice President!
Comment by MJ on December 21, 2011 5:00 pm
I guess its just as bad as frat guys wearing a ‘Free Mustache Rides’ t-shirt, but at least that’s kind of funny
*****
that’s informative labeling right there. Some guys don’t do ” that”, and you should be aware of that flaw from day one.
>> Fucking ailerons, how do they work?
That’s one of the comment lines in Dave’s code.
Carin: http://i.imgur.com/nZqak.gif
Congrats, Chief.
Oh, good. You totally get my point. It would be helpful if a girl wore a shirt that said something like, ‘I’m a tease, and after dating me forever, and putting tons of effort into me, I’ll give you lackluster head.’
I know with absolute certainty who my SS might be. I am not going to tell why I know this, but suffice to say that I know.
*waits to see if anyone takes the bait*
I’ll give you lackluster head
– – – – –
This is more than just a regional thing, this is a universal affliction.
MJ: http://i.imgur.com/nZqak.gif
Um, Guy: no.
Um, Guy: no.
– – – – –
Thud.
Please, please Mom, can we have a new poat so I don’t have to keep gazing at the picture of Bolt van der Huge?
Is it sexy if a guy can lick his eyebrows?
Just wondering.
Wonder where Michael is this afternoon?
http://tinyurl.com/72ql4mm
HOSTAGES!!!! SWARM!!!!
I’ve got a sanctimonious asshat talking shit about the last soldier to die in Iraq, and I need your verbal with to beat him like a rented mule:
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2011/12/18/rip-spc-david-e-hickman/#comment-14708
I’ve got a sanctimonious asshat talking shit about the last soldier to die in Iraq
Ask him to explain why Dick Soetero praised the nation-building effort Bush started, just a day ago. Then tell him he is a filthy racist for running down Dear Leader Obama’s success in Iraq.
No new poat. HHD all-day-long.
And…
Helllloooooo Jay!
Commented Brad, my blood pressure is through the roof right now…
HHD all day? Well, it could be worse. There could be a photo gallery of Helen Thomas instead.
Way better than I could have put it Guy.
It will be interesting to see if that douche comes back; let us know Xbrad.
Careful what you spaketh, Geo.
I helped organize a parade for a wounded soldier returning home yesterday. The boy lost both legs and sat proudly inside that car and waved and thanked all the people that showed up to praise him for his service and sacrifice. When I think that that young man gave so much and there are people like that in this country who believe he did so without even understanding why he did so, makes me want to go gangsta on that sorry bag o’ douches entire ancestry.
Coffee is brewing had to make a coffee run
What a jerk that guy was Brad.
There could be a photo gallery of Helen Thomas instead.
Didn’t MJ say he had a special BBF in store for us?
I really hate the assumption that if he’s serving, he MUST have been a dupe. There’s no chance he was smart enough to decide on his own that his service and risk was worthwhile.
I hope this is what my Secret Santa got me!
http://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/we-are-handsome-protector-leotard-item-10097837.aspx
Wish upon a star!
There could be a photo gallery of Helen Thomas instead.
—
Didn’t MJ say he had a special BBF in store for us?
It will be called the “Oedipus Rex” thread. We’ll all gouge out our eyes with Mom’s brooch.
I hope this is what my Secret Santa got me!
http://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/we-are-handsome-protector-leotard-item-10097837.aspx
You know, the best place to rub a pooch is just below the chin.
You know, the best place to rub a pooch is just below the chin.
hahahaha, guess that fruit was seriously low hanging, wasn’t it?
That actually left me speechless PJ. My hands left the keyboard entirely.
Poor Jewstin is freezing his nuts off.
http://tinyurl.com/7ygohw7
guess that fruit was seriously low hanging, wasn’t it?
A virtual garden of Eden.
Cute squirrel but his elbows looked a little sharp and he could definitely use some conditioner. Sheesh.
That actually left me speechless PJ. My hands left the keyboard entirely.
You want it for Christmas, don’t you?
Who the hell designed shit like that anyways? Obviously the person who dressed Napoleon Dynamite.
xBrad??
http://tinyurl.com/89fq9w5
AC 130s roll because of Dave. Thats how he rolls.
**tackles Cyn**
**gives her the “Pert Plus”**
eeeesh, their stockings go for $85 and that’s WITH 30% off.
http://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/socks/items.aspx
That’s a nice little M24 tank.
I’ve driven one.
I see SoHoS is ready for Christmas!
http://tinyurl.com/77wbj5n
Who the hell designed shit like that anyways?
You didn’t take the time to see that designer’s other items?? Oh, you’re in for a treat. LSD is a hellava drug.
You didn’t take the time to see that designer’s other items?? Oh, you’re in for a treat. LSD is a hellava drug.
I did not.
*pops some shrooms
*dives into the webpage
Man, Final Jeopardy today was a gimmee for everyone on this blog except me.
Poor Aaron’s teefs are hurting.
I’m a tease, and after dating me forever, and putting tons of effort into me
How about a men’s shirt that says, “I’m a worthless piece of shit who doesn’t respect women’s moral beliefs and thinks I’m entitled to make free with their bodies once I’ve bought them dinner a sufficient number of times”?
Ooooh… look at Mrs. Peel, holding out for dinner!
Prude!
How about a men’s shirt that says, “I’m a worthless piece of shit who doesn’t respect women’s moral beliefs and thinks I’m entitled to make free with their bodies once I’ve bought them dinner a sufficient number of times”?
Well, if Alec Baldwin wore a legible shirt I guess it would have to add “I call my daughters sluts, and I’m the most important person on the airplane.”
I at least have to have two Taco Bell burritos with extra sour cream purchased for me before I’ll do any kind of putting out. I’ll take no less.
I knew it!! That WAS you Peej!!!
How about a men’s shirt that says, “I’m a worthless piece of shit who doesn’t respect women’s moral beliefs and thinks I’m entitled to make free with their bodies once I’ve bought them dinner a sufficient number of times”?
—————————
The girls would complain that all men dress the same.
* starts cutting slut stencil *
I know for a fact PJ will put out for half a six pack of Corona and a borrowed smoke.
Ok. Just saw sumpin funny.
An egg and a chicken are in bed, both are smoking and both have very satisfied looks on their faces. The captions says,
“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?”
This poat is getting too long
I know for a fact PJ will put out for half a six pack of Corona and a borrowed smoke.
That’s totally true.
*shrugs shoulders
and I don’t even smoke
I’ve finally found a designer that can work with our sweet little mare
http://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/we-are-handsome-horse-print-legging-item-10102776.aspx
ok. I really, really, really, really, really need to study now.
bye cute sohos!
and goodbye to you too!
*harumph
Study-schmuddy PJ. Just don’t use teeth and you’ll get an A.
oh yeah, good bye to everyone else too.
I just have to keep sohos happy because she’s doing my bidding right now.
extra teeth cyn? Got it!
PJ is gonna fail that course.
Skye????
http://tinyurl.com/7bhswva
Study hard PJ!
I think Rosetta must be in jail.
I’ve finally found a designer that can work with our sweet little mare
I note that the related horse print bikini has the horse printed… on the ass.
Day 3 of standing desks was a little tough. Upper back is sore today.
Why are you doing this Leon?
I think tattoos are stupid, but even I would consider this one.
I think tattoos are stupid, but even I would consider this one.
http://i.imgur.com/ZC46g.jpg
Obama has a tattoo like this, except it reads
C
C
C
P
Why are you doing this Leon?
Masochism, I think. I’ve read a bunch of articles about sitting increasing mortality rate and looked at calories burned/hour for sitting vs standing and standing >>> sitting. I’m sleeping a lot better too.
But I really suspect it comes down to enjoyment in self-hurt.
If you carry your wallet in your back pocket, and have any back issues, they will go away.
You should try one of those squishy mats for the floor.
I was thinking about a mat and some barefoot shoes.
“But I really suspect it comes down to enjoyment in self-hurt.”
just keep the varicosities in mind….
http://tinyurl.com/87ogwls
When I work standing up I find that surface height is critical. If it’s off a little, stuff hurts.
Oh goodness I can’t look at stuff like that!!!
the ulcerations can get kinda ugly….. but throwing a clot is worse.
Sohos, does this look infected to you? http://i.imgur.com/M2Urx.jpg
Evening, knockers of cock.
Ghetto bar.
My risers put them at a pretty good height for me, near as I can tell, and they’re within an inch of eachother, I’m just still getting used to being on my feet.
I get lower back pain standing at my station if I wear the wrong shoes, Leon.
Mine is all between my shoulder blades, so I suspect it’s more to do with gym work than the standing. I suspect I’m just noticing it more than I otherwise might’ve.
Hotspur, why always with the ghetto bar? Did you get banned from all the good ones?
Because it’s by my house, and if I have one too many (hey, it happens) i don’t have to drive on any major streets.
Plus they like me here. I’m the token cracka’ rethuglican.
I was one of maybe 5 non-hipster douchebags at Corner Brewery last night.
Very cute Scooter!
Did you click it or have someone else do it?
The hot chick from work that goes drinking with us always tries to get us to O’Callahan’s in Plymouth because it’s 2 blocks from her house. Too bad it’s 35 min drive from mine.
No bars are within walking distance of my farm, unless you like walking 2 miles drunk.
unless you like walking 2 miles drunk.
Who hasn’t done that?
In college, the police station was in between our favorite bar and Mr. RFH’s apartment. There was one time I walked *him* home to make sure he stayed out of trouble.
BTW, nice beatdown of the idiot at XBrad’s blog. Thank you.
Vodka
I’ve never walked home drunk. I have checked into a hotel room drunk. I was so proud when my keycard opened the door I’d walked up to.
If you are drunk a two mile walk is 5 miles.
I did it
Wow. Touch my monkey http://i.imgur.com/3r9q8.jpg
Where’s MJ? CAC sent him the following message on Twitchface:
https://twitter.com/#!/ConArtCritic/statuses/149506730475257856
Oh, wait. That could have been meant for Laura!
MY SECRET SANTA GIFT IS HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE!!
*puts a bucket on my head and runs around in circles.. runs into wall, hits floor*
corpseman
Good evening, y’all!
Got to meet Teresa and her hubby and her darling Rebecca. Poor little tyke….she has a huge gash over her right brow. But she was quite happy to play with my dog. I can’t wait to meet up with them again!
*gives John moar vodka*
You must attend a meetup Aggie.
Well, it’s hard without Hubby here, Scott, but I will one day 🙂
Hola Hostages. I’ve only walked home drunk one time. I was living in Chama and the 1/2 mile walk seemed like forever. Every noise was a bear or other wild creature in my imagination.
Drunken bus ride.
I’ve drove home because I couldn’t walk.
I’m not proud of it.
Pupster, you reminded me of what I found out this morning. The drunk driver who killed my friend last year had his trial last week and got 15 years in prison.
I suddenly have lower back and upper head pain.
No SS gift yet…Counts’ is here
I hope he serves them all, and has a very rough time doing it, Roamy.
*gives Dave a shiatso massage chair*
not that anyone cares, but there’s a new poat
Roamy, sorry about your friend but 15 years is great. My niece got her car totaled last week in the middle of the afternoon. Rear ended by a guy who blew a .15. He was taken away in handcuffs. She’s ok but now needs a new car.
Jay, I enjoyed that fun favorite movie predictor and it worked!
My absolute favorite!!!
I’m sorry about your friend Roamy. This is the guy that killed my cousin a year ago Thanksgiving: http://www.news-sentinel.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/SE/20100406/NEWS/4060309
He got 16 years, and they changed some drunk driving laws because of him.
Why didn’t anyone tell me that Monica Crowley was hosting Hannity?
This was critical data that I needed in a timely manner, people.