Howdy Y’all! Welcome to BBF Sohos’ Berfday Edition!
After all the partying for the 4th I am a bit water logged and my poor liver needs a break so this will be a low key, family weekend. I need to catch up on some much needed sleep. I will probably just take it easy and watch some old One Tree Hill episodes and sip on some beer.
It is also Sophia Bush’s birthday as well (that’s for XBrad)
Our Music selection today is an oldie but a goodie (MCPO should just be happy I didn’t poat Oasis)
Our beauty today was born Nov. 10, 1978. Yay 70’s! She is a Scorpio, Camp Counselor, and Erotic film star. She kindly did charity work for an Orphanage in Slovakia Between April 2004 and January 2005. She was named “Penthouse Pet of the Month” in 2000. I think she is a well rounded ; ) girl. Please give a warm welcome for our model today:
Kyla Cole!!!!
Here are some things that happened today in history:
951 – Paris is founded
1099 – First Crusade: 15,000 starving Christian soldiers march in religious procession around Jerusalem as its Muslim defenders look on.
1776 – Col John Nixon gave 1st public reading of Dec of Independence (Phila)
1835 – Liberty Bell cracks (again)
1891 – 61°F, highest temp for July 1891, in Baltimore & Phila
1923 – Harding becomes 1st sitting president to visit Alaska (Metlakahtla)
1947 – Reports are broadcast that a UFO has crashed landed in Roswell, New Mexico.
1965 – Joe Morgan is 1st Houston player with 6 hits in a game
1969 – US troop withdrawal begins in Vietnam
1970 Sohos is born
1981 – France performs nuclear test
1990 – Brewers beat Angels 20-7, including 13 in 5th inning
1999 – Allen Lee Davis is executed by electrocution by the state of Florida, the last use of the electric chair for capital punishment in Florida.
I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend, gets to relax, enjoy some adult beverages, and wear their new pink tutu’s. I love you all.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
heh
Oh, and first.
*Awards SoHos a very large medal for her poat awesomeness!*
WTF????!!!!
yep, it was sohos fault.
The pics were messing with my swimsuit area…. so I just took the dam things off.
*helicopter*
Y’all are so funny. I SHOULD be mowing my lawn. Wearing hawt swimsuit for the occasion… *giggle* But at least I found the party.
Back later, I hope.
Looks like it was an oops.
This post kicks all kinds of ass. Nice job, Sohos.
In case you missed it…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOHOS!
I nominate Sohos to formulate all future BBF’s in perpetuity.
Smoooooches Andy!
*claps*
Happy Birthday, SoHoS.
Our apologies. The system should not have done that.
Damn, and we hadn’t even gotten started with the conspiracy theories yet.
yes, happy b-day, sohot.
You share this special day with wiserdaughter, who is now 17 and going to be locked away in a tower.
Sohos, this is a terrific BBF!
Oh, and a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU!!!
Happy birthday, SoHoS.
Good job, Blondie.
Happy birthday.
Now come over here and get your spanking.
Happy Birthdays!
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*A sock to grow a block.
*And a pinch to grow an inch.
BBF is fantastic, btw.
Ok… lawn still awaits. Crap! Ima gonna sweat.
I made you this cake. Happy birthday!
http://is.gd/pglg9O
Thanks Yall! I tried putting the bottom pic’s under the fold but I did it wrong 😦
Happy birthday too to wiserdaughter!
*emails wiserdaughter keycode to escape tower*
HappyyyyyyBirfday!!!! SOHOS!!!
And thanks for the Sophia Bush link. My favorite pic of her!
Fuck the fold; it looks great Sohos! I can’t wait to check out your linkies later.
17 is a good age to get locked in the tower. Keep her there until she is 30. Happy Birthday Wiserdaughter!
Happy bday wiserdaughter. 17 means project wiserdaughter only has one year to go.
Happy Birthday Wiserdaughter!
We are having a b-day party for her, where she will be inviting all of her teenage girl friends.
I have just put up a swimming pool.
Coincidence?
I think not.
So I guess it will be another three years before a crisis causes us to visit wiser’s blog.
17 means project wiserdaughter only has one year to go.
Nah, then there’s college……
yay……
So I guess it will be another three years before a crisis causes us to visit wiser’s blog.
god, I hope so!
y’all were there for mere minutes and the place still reeks patchouli oil, liniment and self-loathing.
after googling today’s BFF I’ve come to the conclusion that there is a razor shortage in Slovakia
I have just put up a swimming pool.
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You are one brilliant perv. Nice job.
Good BBF and Happy Barthday sohitabonita!!
I’m flying home from Chicago in a few hours and I’m looking forward to kicking everyone asses later tonight.
http://tinyurl.com/3umlp93
Kyla’s got purdy eyes.
Oh, and happy birfday Sohito.
Thanks for the Birthday wishes everyone! *swoons over David Duchovny picture*
“I’m flying home from Chicago in a few hours and I’m looking forward to kicking everyone asses later tonight.”
You and what army?
Americorps?
Americorps?
HAHAHAHA….
You and what army?
The army of ugly wicker chairs and dogs with their heads stuck in shit.
*hits Rich in head with shovel*
“The army of ugly wicker chairs and dogs with their heads stuck in shit.”
Worst army ever!!
Many happy returns of the day, Sohos!
*extends pinky and adjusts lorgnette*
Speaking of armies, I’d be a GIANT in the North Korean army (I’m a whopping 60 inches tall)!
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=44699
Kilt it? Lethal with a keyboard, I am…..
Here’s something that might cheer any Pennsylvanians out there right up –
DD#1 will be living in Philly for a year, and she just registered to vote in the state. So you’ll have at least one more conservative vote in the Republican primaries.
Bribes will be accepted…… 🙂
*sniffs armpits, exhales into palm, sniffs*
Nope, nothing foul-smelling there…..
Was it something I said?
Or did everyone go to the new site and not tell me?
Anyway, from what DD#1 was saying, the homeless guys in downtown Philly might be finding out what the phrase “Don’t Mess With Texas” means first-hand if they don’t start being nice……
That gal’s momma raised her right, she did.
That third pic makes me feel a little anxious. Thank you God. And thank whomever the first girl was to take a pair of blue jeans and cut them so short that you can just about imagine what heaven could really be like.
Happy Barfday, sohope you get your wish 😉
And thanks to whomever unfucked this site.
Shut the fuck up compos.
Rosetta: How many seat belt extenders do you usually ask for, 10 or 12?
Gee willikers.
Shut the fuck up compos.
….and you all wonder how we violated the TOS….
Rosetta: How many seat belt extenders do you usually ask for, 10 or 12?
None. I have a contingent of small, buxom Asian women who fly with me and they interlock arms around me, forming a nice funbag restraint system.
Did someone break the blog? I can’t believe this piece of crap hasn’t been shut down solely due to extreme retardism.
I have a contingent of small, buxom Asian women who fly with me and they interlock arms around me, forming a nice funbag restraint system.
Seems they are serving stronger drinks at Midway than I remember…..
I can’t believe this piece of crap hasn’t been shut down solely due to extreme retardism.
You’ve been gone for a while….
That really reduces the retardation factor quite a bit.
Rosetta,
*ahem*
BBF
See how it’s done?
Seems they are serving stronger drinks at Midway than I remember…..
I’m at O’Hairlip and on my second adult beverage.
WINNING!!
I’m at O’Hairlip and on my second adult beverage.
WTF is wrong with you? Midway is a much better airport now.
Manlesbo, did I tell you I moved to 123 North Fuck You Street in St. Louis. We’re neighbors! http://tinyurl.com/65mmw3n
Richard,
Before you lock Richardaughter up, take her cell phone and tell her that you’ll give it back to her after the weekend.
After she screams and tell you that she hates you, give it back to her and tell her happy birthday from me.
Thanks in advance.
I broke the blog earlier Rosieposiepuddinpie
And thank whomever the first girl was to take a pair of blue jeans and cut them so short that you can just about imagine what heaven could really be like.
……with such a girl, don’t forget the crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.
After she screams and tell you that she hates you, give it back to her and tell her happy birthday from me.
HAHAHAHA!
will do.
Happy Birthday Sohitabandita.
I broke the blog earlier Rosieposiepuddinpie
Way to go, Alice Pooper
http://tinyurl.com/5r5m5ls
Thanks Beasn and OMG that is so scary Cozmo
Manlesbo, did I tell you I moved to 123 North Fuck You Street in St. Louis. We’re neighbors! http://tinyurl.com/65mmw3n
Hah! I was wondering why there were used condoms in the poop.
How cool that Sohos and Wiserdaughter share their b-days!
Happy Birthday Wiserdaughter!
None. I have a contingent of small, buxom Asian women who fly with me and they interlock arms around me, forming a nice funbag restraint system.
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Hmm. Not what I was expecting, but oddly satisfying.
Asian women: check
Funbag: check
I broke the blog earlier Rosieposiepuddinpie
Good job Shemp.
Hah! I was wondering why there were used condoms in the poop.
Ahahahahahahahahaha
I really don’t know how it happened punk boy
Hah! I was wondering why there were used condoms in the poop.
I’m a mule http://tinyurl.com/3nbgp7s
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Shut uUUp! You’re the one who pulled up his dress and started spanking it earlier. Sicko.
Leave a reply, but try not to be stupid, okay?
Hahahahahaha. Who figured out how to change that?
Nice one.
All right faggots, time to catch a flight.
Try not to give each other full blown AIDS while I’m gone.
http://tinyurl.com/428xjjt
bbl. Gotta go see what my little one made during art camp this week. http://tinyurl.com/6333vle
Rosetta, no masturbating on the flight.
Whew. Blog’s still on.
I was worried that somebody may have unplugged it again.
Wiser, check your gangstamail.
Gool lord, it’s hot. Well, it’s only 109, but the humidity is much higher than we usually get.
We just had 3 minutes of rain. (That was me) so the humidity is going to be horrendous
Hah! I was wondering why there were used condoms in the poop.
classic
Sohita, I finished Season 5 of OTH last night.
A lot of the cloud cover just blew out over the last half hour. We might get up to 69 degrees today.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG… NEW HEADER!!!!!
TBOM!!!
Who gave you permission to take sick leave?
Bewb Nazis.
WordPress haz them.
WordPress haz them.
I think it was the mention of Penthouse.
Leave a reply, but try not to be stupid, okay?
Standards????
What’s next? Hosting tea with IB, with pinkies out, and little cucumber sandwiches?
Hahahahahahahaha. Best header pic, ever.
I think it was the mention of Penthouse.
Sure, sure.
First they ban on a mention of Penthouse, then its for saying “Rubber Fist”, and then they get their backs up over “ass potato” and “fucking feldspar”.
Fuck, all y’all.
*poof*
Beasn?
http://tinyurl.com/3zu7x2l
Srsly? Sohos broke the blog? I thought I was the only one with those kinds of sooperpowers.
Oh, wait – I just screw up peoples’ bandwidth…..
Sohos rulz!!!!!!
……with such a girl, don’t forget the crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.
I’m guessing crabs isn’t an issue since I doubt she has anywhere for them to hide. Now the clap, syphillis, the herp, and knob-exploding ebola are a different story.
She’ll give you the runs, too, Compost.
>> Now the clap, syphillis, the herp, and knob-exploding ebola are a different story.
What the hell, are you phoning in Rx refills?
HAHAHA! That header is a fucking KEEPER!
Breaking WordPress since March 2009.
Sohita, I finished Season 5 of OTH last night.
I am at Season 6 now
looks like I missed out on the fun today
We are checking out Netflix using a Blu-Ray player with our tv. We are not using a DVD just Netflix online. The picture stinks, what are we doing wrong?
So I guess that “No Nip” rule really DOES exist, huh?
Does it just need to buffer?
Snowshoe, I’m trying to pace myself. But I may break down and start S6 tonight.
Try plugging it in, mare.
“Try plugging it in, mare.”
Okay, douche bag!
Leave a reply, but try not to be stupid, okay?
MOM!!! Wiser’s been fucking around with wordpuss stuff and changed the wording above the comment box!!!
Speaking of dogs…..
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/07/08/in-which-the-granddog-acquires-a-new-nickname/
I’ve seen most of 6. I have only seen a few in 7 and most of 8. Sadly, I am almost all caught up…
Ah. Here I am. I ended up at Soho’s blog someone
/needs beer
*kicks off shoes, rolls out popcorn, ice cold keg and margarita machines*
I promise, my linky-poo is VERY short – it’s just a picture…..
Try plugging it in, mare.
The power of the proper placement and usage of the comma is once again proven.
Carin~ I posted BBF there as well when I was trying to figure out what was up with WPOS
Okay, douche bag!
Show of hands………how many of you think that douche bag should right properly be a single compound word? Douchebag
Sohos, I’ve seen all of 7&8.
It’s sad when Nathan drowns.
MOM!!! Wiser’s been fucking around with wordpuss stuff and changed the wording above the comment box!!!
And you know it was me… how?
I was busy all day. How do you folks do this every day?
Landscapped my store (pictures will have to wait – my daughter took small shots), then got a few more plants and did more planting. Then Costco. Then soccer shoe shopping.
Just got home. and put everything away.
Who’s gonna make dinner while i go work out?
It’s sad when Nathan drowns.
Nathan’s the dog, right?
Cuz it says practically the same fucking* thing at your blog, wiserbuns!
.
*using fuck in as many comments as possible today to provoke another TOS suspension and because I fucking feel like it.
I thought he gets shot.
Who’s gonna make dinner while i go work out?
The colonel?
YOu guys broke the blog while I was gone?
I can’t leave you alone for ONE day, can I?
We didn’t exactly break it. I think we just got put into detention for a while.
I think we just got put into detention for a while.
And that’s why we can’t have nice fucking things.
Hahahahaha
MOM, CYN HAS BLOG SUSPENDING POTTY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!1
Actually, Nathan drowned at the end of Season 3. He was in a car crash in S2, got roughed up by the Mob in S4, and crushed his spine in S5.
I think he dies of spontaneous human combustion in S8.
HAHA!
*buys Hotspur a Mount Gay beverage*
Jamie saves him with a Triton….He is supposed to come back for a few in Season 9
Show of hands please;
Who knew that July 31 is National Orgasm Day?
Yeah, as long as I get to see Sophia Bush and Bethany Joy whateverthefuckherlastnameis, I’ll be happy.
OK, Imma go nap.
“Show of hands………how many of you think that douche bag should right properly be a single compound word? Douchebag”
Huh, I don’t remember placing a space between douche and bag.
Stupid fingers.
“Who knew that July 31 is National Orgasm Day?”
One day? One friggen day? COME ON!!!
I know, Mare, I know!!!
Oh, on further research, looks like it’s only in England, although democrapunderground popped up on the google search with a different day.
I’m with Mare: Let’s make everyday Orgasm Day 😀
I’m with Mare: Let’s make everyday Orgasm Day 😀
I’m on it.
*checks calendar*
Okay.
mare: Hey, Mr. Mare, Cyn says let’s make everyday Orgasm day!
Mr. mare: I’ve been saying that for 24 years!
fin
mare: Hey, Mr. Mare, Cyn says let’s make everyday Orgasm day!
Mr. mare: I’ve been saying that for 24 years!
mare: All talk and no action.
fin
fixt
Everyone wins when it’s Orgasm Day everyday.
Except for maybe Dolly.
Leave a reply, but try not to be a dick, like Obama, okay?
“mare: All talk and no action.”
Hotspur, you’ve obviously never met my husband.
Out to dinner freaks….be good.
bbl
Hahahahahaha
What will happen with Steak and a BJ Day, otherwise known as Tuesdays, Fridays and Sundays?
one more toy for the children to play with….
What will happen with Steak and a BJ Day, otherwise known as Tuesdays, Fridays and Sundays?
Dude. That much red meat is bad for your heart.
Heh. Mare is going out for steak.
>> Who knew that July 31 is National Orgasm Day?
My anniversary. 7/31/82
Heh. Mare is going out for steak.
She gonna get a BJ too? It is Friday.
My anniversary. 7/31/82
So, basically, once a year……
Now you know why I knew it was National Orgasm Day.
…
I mean, with somebody else.
Now you know why I knew it was National Orgasm Day.
Well, I can certainly understand why you consider it the most special day of the year…
I mean, with somebody else.
Now you’re just getting all particular ‘n stuff.
Orgasms up the wazoo.
Low-hanging fruit alert…..
‘Sup, homeslices?
And someone tell me the story about the header pic. Did it involve a nipple?
Orgasms up the wazoo.
Not since 12/14/07 and a good lawyer.
Leave a reply, but try not to be a dick, like Obama, okay?
I’m not capable of being a dick like Obama.
He’s like the Gold Standard of being a dick.
I only have amateur status.
.Not since 12/14/07 and a good lawyer.
Liar. There are no good lawyers.
Evidently you can’t make a poat with the title “Michelle takes it in the pooter as often as she takes it in the cooter” on WordPress, without them getting out the banhammer.
Best you can do is say some loyers aren’t as bad as others.
“Michelle takes it in the pooter as often as she takes it in the cooter”
Takes what?
Best 2 second video of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Drm9j83zrwo
Liar. There are no good lawyers.
That’s not true. Some use lube.
I rest my case.
He’s like the Gold Standard of being a dick.
I only have amateur status.
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http://is.gd/cdMUJs
In four minutes, this thread will have been abandoned for a half hour.
At that time I will remove all clothing and start scrounging for dropped Doritos.
Small sausage fest you have here. I would hate to see Herr Organholder rub it on his junk.
Damn you two.
Damn you.
Rosetta, why did you get us kicked off WordPress today?
Small sausage fest you have here.
And you didn’t help the average size, there, asshole.
How’s Mrs. Rosetta? When’s the kid showing up, again? Soon isn’t it?
hey all, whats been happening
why did you get us kicked off WordPress today?
He was doing “that thing” in the coin-op booths, again.
Hi jenn! *waves*
This is the BEST BBF POAT EVAH!!!!eleventy11
one of these days he will stick it thru the hole in the booth and someone will bite. that will teach him 🙂
*waves back*
Rosetta, why did you get us kicked off WordPress today?
Because WordPress double-dog-dared me to kick him in the server farms.
How’s Mrs. Rosetta? When’s the kid showing up, again? Soon isn’t it?
She’s doing great, thanks for axing. Bambino de Rosetta is due August 29th but for some reason he’s a giant baby so he’s probably going to arrive sooner than that.
He’s going to be born and then immediately go to kindergarten.
WIN!!
Because WordPress double-dog-dared me to kick him in the server farms.
I double-dog-dare you to tweet a pic of your junk to Michelle. Use high res.
One thing’s pretty clear: WP has an automated system that enforces the ToS.
We should set up a new blog and test the boundaries. Err, I mean help them fine tune it.
August 29. I’ve put it on my calendar right beside “dodge month end creditors”.
We should set up a new blog and test the boundaries. Err, I mean help them fine tune it.
*takes pictures of random junk*
*labels appropriately*
I double-dog-dare you to tweet a pic of your junk to Michelle. Use high res.
Dear Michelle,
This was back in the 70s before I started “trimming”.
http://tinyurl.com/3czqocz
Sincerely,
Longrod von Hugendong
Buenas tardes, people who don’t care what the unemployment figures are!
I double-dog-dare you to tweet a pic of your junk to Michelle. Use
high resmicrofilm.FTFY
He’s going to be born and then immediately go to kindergarten.
So you’ll be classmates.
Way cool.
How’s combat training going Chief? Retired Geezer and I fought the good fight earlier.
He’s going to be born and then immediately go to kindergarten.
So you’ll be classmates.
Way cool.
If he’s Asian I’m totally cheating off of him.
later taters
Brew – Haven’t got through the campaign mode yet. I’m way too busy right now. . . especially for a retired guy.
We should set up a new blog and test the boundaries. Err, I mean help them fine tune it.
http://spazzeswithissues.wordpress.com/
Let’s name the new blog cockshitfuckpussywhorebitchbastarddicktitsass since July 2011.
Even though all you people hate BrewFan, I like him.
He’s a good kid.
http://tinyurl.com/67plwxm
What happened to “You Crossed the Line”?
Good: Mr. RFH and Mini-me saw the shuttle launch this morning.
Bad: Took them 5 hours to get back to my brother’s place, normally a 1-hour drive.
Good: Mr. RFH and Mini-me saw the shuttle launch this morning.
Bad: Took them 5 hours to get back to my brother’s place, normally a 1-hour drive.
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Mrs MJ and I caught it on tv today. It looked like traffic was backed up 50 miles on 95.
She’s wasting it!
Let’s name the new blog cockshitfuckpussywhorebitchbastarddicktitsass since July 2011.
Spazzes With Issues has made a new post
Officer Paul!
Rosetta, do you prefer Young Weiner?
She’s wasting it!
Ahahahahahah
Rosetta doesn’t care. he’s not a weinist.
Hotspur,
Would you email me or post a link to Hotbride’s Inn? pupstersez at yahoo dot salt
is it pet friendly?
Did anybody fix anybody else’s wagon today?
Rosetta, do you prefer Young Weiner?
Listen, I know you want me to attend your next lemon party but (A) 67 isn’t really young and (B) I LIKE CHICKS!!!
Idiot.
Floyd gets punked by a llama.
Did anyone on this stupid thread see the new True Grit movie with Jeff Bridges?
I don’t mean that you watched the new True Grit movie sitting next to Jeff Bridges. I meant the new True Grit movie starring Jeff Bridges.
Great movie, manlezzie.
Pups, check your kazoomail.
Is that the one with the nihilists?
We are checking out Netflix using a Blu-Ray player with our tv. We are not using a DVD just Netflix online. The picture stinks, what are we doing wrong?
Using Netflix online. You don’t get HD resolution that way, just (at best) a normal TV picture if you have average broadband internet service.
If you want HD from Netflix, you still need to get the Blu-Ray DVDs in the mail.
“I LIKE CHICKS!!!”
That made Jeff Bridges LOL…
Who scored more tail in his lifetime? Jeff Bridges, Beau Bridges, or their old man? Discuss.
We watched True Grit last weekend and overall it’s a great movie and the young girl was awesome. Whoever cast her deserves some kudos because she was excellent.
However, early in the movie, I thought Rooster was talking like this and it fucked up the rest of the movie for me.
If you haven’t seen the movie, don’t click this.
http://tinyurl.com/3fhk7lu
Next meatup…………JENGA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqZehFjJ9bw&feature=player_detailpage#t=78s
Rosetta, which months do you check your email?
Next meatup…………JENGA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqZehFjJ9bw&feature=player_detailpage#t=78s
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Who scored more tail in his lifetime? Jeff Bridges, Beau Bridges, or their old man? Discuss.
I’m voting for Lloyd. I actually remember Sea Hunt, and I’m pretty sure he was hunting some of his crew members:
http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/wende-wagner-picture-10391528.htm
Rosetta, which months do you check your email?
I check it every February 29th.
HOLD ON YOU DICK!!
Madeleine today decided to let me know that she knew how babies were made and asked if pjd and I could do it again so that she could have a baby sister. I said no, the four times we’ve already done it were enough for me.
Ok. I just wanted to know when I was leaving a baby in a garbage can, or merely abandoning it in its parent’s car while they were getting drunk in the bar.
Michael – You are mistaken. You can get NETFLIX in HD through streaming. I’ve discovered that to get a really quality picture, using an HDMI cable (vice component) is really the key.
I said no, the four times we’ve already done it were enough for me.
That might fool her, but I ain’t buyin’ it.
I said no, the four times we’ve already done it were enough for me.
Withholding skills taught early.
Yeah, Chief, it’s possible, but you also sorta need a blazing fast service from your ISP.
Last episode of OTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8LooQRJcYI#t=02m40s
Rosetta’s still reading the junk email about having a bigger penis.
I’m sure he’s wondering why anyone one wants a bigger Obama.
Rosetta?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiz-y_QfkaU
Ha! I’d NEVER withhold. Why should I suffer?
Things sluts say for $500.
That wasn’t me, it was Jeff Bridges.
Michael – True. I’m running Comcast’s fastest residential speed.
I’m sorry no. The answer we were looking for was “things whores say” better luck next time.
It’s pronounced; “whooo-are”.
Oh here we go again. mcpo is posting tunes.
whoooo are you. who? who? who? who?
Great news! I just saw that Anderson Cooper is going to have a daytime talk show, so we can not bother watching him for another hour every day!
My former neighbor Roy Williams is on Hannity.
Jeff Bridges is disappointed.
Things
slutsthe popular girls say for $500.Fify
Is that why I was so popular in high school?
Who is Roy Williams?
WHORE!
*huh*
Good god y’all
What is she good for?
I can think of something
Say it again
Oh here we go again. mcpo is posting tunes.
I did not realize that my tune linking was not appreciated. . .
Is that why I was so popular in high school?
It was your winning personality.
And the fact that your Dad carried a gun.
MCPO, I like teh tunes. Could use something cheerful right now.
Ohai!
Let’s play a game. . .
http://fwd4.me/069W
I did not realize that my tune linking was not appreciated. . .
I cn haz thz?
Speaking of guns:
Remington-870 – 1
Garden Mole – Ewwwww…
Anita carried him out to the north pasture for the carrion-eaters. He’s kinda ‘pre-digested’.
A 12-Ga. from 18″ will do that, I suppose…
He blowed-up good!
Silver Beach in St. Joseph was gorgeous today, and either the girls there got a lot prettier in the last 15 years or my standards used to be ridiculously high.
I bought 2 cars today, and sold another for a nice profit. It was a $1000 day.
The other days…………..I drank a free cup of coffee. Oh I had a doughnut
Men
Officer Paul!
http://i.imgur.com/mKhZt.jpg
HAHAHAHAHA! Exactly!
but a “b” or an “f” or an “m” will appear and then I say, bo and a
hell, I don’t know
and either the girls there got a lot prettier in the last 15 years or my standards used to be ridiculously high.
I know mine were. I was onloy interested in the ones who would talk to me.
It’s not you, it’s me. . .
http://fwd4.me/069Y
but for some reason he’s a giant baby so he’s probably going to arrive sooner than that.
That reason being, he must have your fat head. And ass.
You were a big ol’ baby, I was a big ol’ baby. Don’t know what kind of trouble you gave your momma, but at 9# 14oz, I came on my due date, 45 minutes after my mom realized she was in labor.
h
my bad
OK, PJM. Since you asked nicely
http://fwd4.me/069Z
MCPO, thank you, that reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATZU-dG9vIA
I’m confused with your job vmax. Do you work at a car lot now? Can I have a donut? Is the coffee fresh? I really don’t care if it’s old. Back in the day, pjd used to reheat yesterday’s coffee and so I’m used to it. course he’d never do that now. Must think we’re loaded or something.
So I’m going through spam at “Does This Blog Make My Butt Look Big” and I’m cracking up because most of my commenters were hostages or morons, so this spam comment kinda makes sense
I hardly comment, but i did some searching and wound up here About Does This Blog Make My Butt Look Big?. And I actually do have 2 questions for you if it’s allright. Is it simply me or does it appear like some of these comments appear like they are written by brain dead people? 😛 And, if you are writing at other online sites, I’d like to follow anything new you have to post. Could you list of every one of your public pages like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?
I was onloy interested in the ones who would talk to me.
Maybe that’s the difference. I don’t care if none of them talk to me, and I ogle mostly without fear these days.
Talk?
I’m not always brain-dead, sometimes I’m just uninterested in my own writing.
ogle mostly without fear
Me too Leon; that must come with age. Or sumthin’.
Talk?
I know. Call me weird. I wanted something to do for the other 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
Cyn, who’re you ogling?
Dudes basically don’t care. Hell, I’d be flattered.
PJM
I am a buyer for a wholesaler.
in the hierarchy of things used care salesman are gods to me. Used car salesmen loathe wholesalers. Wholesalers pay buyers commission to
buyrob them of the cars they cannot sell.I hope to buy 2001 Rav4’s with 250k miles on them, that I hope the used car manager has bought for $2000. I offer $4000 and hope I can ship them to auction pay for shipping and sell them for $6000
I then hope to make a % of the “profit”
I made $28 last week.
It’s too late to say you’re sorry. . .
http://fwd4.me/069a
Cyn! http://i.imgur.com/iKy1W.gif
Whomever is worthy of an ogle Leon. 😉
Awww! That’s adorable Scott! Smooooches!
The onlyiest thing great about being a greybeard is that you are invisible to young women. You can stare at them and they don’t even know you’re there.
I had forgotten just how good these guys were.
http://fwd4.me/069c
Blind deaf dog is having one hell of a dream.
It makes me happy as I am sure she can see in her dreams.
The growls and barks make me think that something is about to get it’s ass kicked,
Heheh
How is your old friend doing Scott?
Whomever is worthy of an ogle Leon
Same here.
It’s a bit more than greybeard MCPO
http://imgur.com/WIGiN
Chief,
Yeppers! It’s true.
Unfortunately, I’m NOT invisible to Anita.
“What are YOU lookin’ at?!?!, Perv!
She’s young enough to be your grand-daughter!”
Sigh…
ok, but vmax, can I still have a donut?
L: Scott
R: Cyn
http://is.gd/22yKXX
Here ya go, Roamy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwZjAGOIkWw&feature=related
It’s a “modernized” version, but the dancing is fun to watch…..
You totally missed my poat about donuts PJ. There might still be some left overs though.
Sure PJM
I have Jelly and Chocolate dipped
Wait I have a bearclaw.
She is OK Vmax. I am torn though.
Luckily, my wife wasn’t able to go with me today, so I wasn’t hit in the shoulder even once.
I liked the Zombies one, MCPO.
Did I read somewhere that SeanM is going to have a daytime talk show?
Hey, does this thing look infected to you?
Wow Dave- you should prolly have that looked at.
Does it smell bad too? Here..
**cranks up teh Elvis song.
Hey, does this thing look infected to you?
http://fwd4.me/069f
Yea, sorta.
Wow Dave- you should prolly have that
looked atamputated.Smooches Cyn.
*barfs; vows nevah to click on MCPO’s links evah again*
That’s how all tongues look.
In Crackland.
Cyn – Why you blaming me?!. Twas Dave that axed the question!
No reason to click. 99.9% chance of it being some grody looking infected thing.
HAHAHAHA!
http://fwd4.me/069h
New Poat.
This is LOTS of fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGnh0q4RuQ8&feature=related
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