Okay, I want to see some true brilliance here. We need to laugh and laugh big. I expect everyone to be on top if their game here.
In other words:
I’ll start:
Anorexic Fags
Now you go! YOU GO NOW!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
The Fecals
New Kids On My Cock
MILF
Backdoor Boys
98 Diseases
We’re gay but we don’t want to tell our dads
Fisting Forever
I fucking hate wordpress!
The Daddy’s Fingers Duo.
Look At The Lil Jews Sing
98 Seconds
MILF
Milk
Latex, KY and a Rubber Fist.
EndsStynks
Trapt…in the body of a boy
98 Diseases
Hahahahaha. That requires boy band knowledge that we will not speak of.
It ate my fucking comment again!
FUCK YOU WORDPRESS!
Dirty Lil’ Pervs
The Eunuchs
Boys in Men
Petshop fagz.
Orphanz Makin Dollarz
Dead Clown Poodles
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Here you are Mare
I titled this one, Hey! Come out and Play!
This one He dropped the stick and was looking for something else to chew on
Copied from the last thread in case you missed it Mare
The Jon Benet Ramsey Singers
Pedophilia Posse
Mr. “oooooo”‘s Rubber Fist Emporium
The Beatoffs.
The Amber Alerts
The Bloody Sphincters
*Nrectum
The Castrati
Priest Fist
98 Seconds.
Let’s see if this works.
or
*NSphincter
The Dahmers
Take That in the Back
The Anal Explorers
Okay, how ’bout this one.
Milf
Scared o’ Twat
2NthePink1Nthestink
Anderson Cooper and the Boys
Menudered
Homo-inem
Agents are Assholes
Boys4Men
Eunichs (Rosetta was a member)
The Giant Poodlez Fuckerz
The Jackoff 5
The Olbermans
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This is good
http://www.flickr.com/photos/monstiesmom/3508676660/?addedcomment=1#comment72157617759396611
Zima Zuckers
The Chris Hansen Singers
Fucking Ear and the Sinus Infections!!
“Boys4Men”
hahahaha…true
The Boner Brothers
Eunichs (Rosetta was a member)
bzzzzzzzzzt!!
1st repeat of the night
2Young2BGay
Leg Tinglers
Lance & The Uni-balled Masturbators
Queen
The Smooth, Hairless, Naked Brothers
Wastelife.
Skirts and Purses.
Ted & Teh Gaylords
“2Young2BGay”
lol
Menuknow
WE’RE NOT GAY! HONEST!!!
Sean & The Double-Naught Goatherds
The Baby Trouser Snakes
Def Stuffed Teddy Bear
Skinny Jeans and Skinny Condoms
NAMBLAlife
Two Assholes One Rubber Fist
The Smoking Cocks
Dude, I screwed your Mom
Homo Erectus
Itwent InSYnc
Los Diaper Boys
Stinky Diaper Boys
The Backseat Boys
Momma’s Boyz
The Beatoffs
Bambi
damn, tushar “beat” me to that one.
Teh Swimsuit Areaz
Yes Mr. Jones, I Am The Father
Mary LeTourneau’s Boys
The Pretenders
GloryHoles
Lady Fakers
Oral Sex
Bad Touch
Deadbeat Dadz
Christian Children’s Fund
Gang Bang
The Squirting Penii
Vienna Sausage Choir
Daddyz Tranny Boyz
Pink Sock
NoPubesOnUs
The Baby Batters
We Explored Dora
Cougar food
The Magic Twinkies
NoPubesOnUs
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Taliban Playthingz
Use Us, ,Abuse Us, But Make Sure the Camera’s Rolling
Fuck the PTA
Boyz8Cock
Only Hurts Once
Father’s Flanagan’s Favorites
I’m out. Too much pain and no booze.
Seize ya tomorrow!
Porn Connoiseurs
Bus Stop Bandits
Nite Chief
PJM’s Kidz
Beastiality Boys
Muffs and Cuffs
Nude Kids on the Cock
Whip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Feel Cheap.
nighty night fibf
Uncle Haterz
Small and Fast
Girlz R Icky
Knockin’ Up Your Daughters
Altered Boyz
Prison Love
Beastiality Boys
niiiiiiiice……
Prettier Than You
The Hairless Scrotums
Teh Michael Jacksonz
We Sold Our Souls To Revlon
Richer Than You Will Evah B
Castrati 4 Life
We’ve Cum For Your Sons
Our Little Secret
Castrati 4 Life
BuZZZZZZZT! ‘The Castrati’ was already dealt.
Mommy’s Retirement Fund
Xploited
Stroking4U
Good Grief people……..
STAR WHORES
Monkeys are for Loving
Lubed and Ready
BuZZZZZZZT! ‘The Castrati’ was already dealt.
Excuse me for having a life.
Rosetta Boyz
The un-descended testicles
Turkey Neck Suckers
Wiserbudz
Wiserbud Targetz
The Andrew Sullivan Five
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
beat ya, stoopid
Hostage Hunnies
The Bed Wetterz
The Andrew Sullivan Five
Heheheh Good one TGSG
We Can’t Get You Pregnant Yet
Daddy’z Fingerz
(apologies if anyone has already mentioned that)
skinned quails
Turkey baster octuplets
Grabbin’ Ur Junk
AIDZ
The Bitch Boyz
Van Avoidin’
Bend’em Over ThePriestwilldrive
Lesbo Boyz
Peach fuzz boys
Who’ s your Daddy? (John Edward’s new band)
Son of a bitch that’s lame
The Windowless Van Boys
Chris Hansen Wants To Meet You
Free Candy
Espc, did you go to Catholic school?
Poodles!
Just the tip
SIDZ
Peach Fuzz
Penicillin Forever!
Lesbo Boyz
What’s funny about that?
Grass On The Field
Black ‘N Blew
Broken Condoms
Sexy and 4
“Black ‘N Blew”
hahahaha
Espc, did you go to Catholic school?
HAHAHA!!!
NO.
Kindergarden Pimps
“Grass On The Field”
Hard in my Shorts
Kenny’s Log In
Mare:
Not only did I go Catholic schooling, I was Jesuit trained.
Whatz a Vagina 4?
Dirty socks
“Kenny’s Log In”
more like a toothpick
Wanna Make A Movie?
Chorez R4 Fagz
Keep 50 Yards Away
Shaving Ryan Seacrest’s Privates
Logsin and Messyanus
We Put the Lotion On Our Skin or We Get The Hoze Again
The Bugger Brothers
I Hate When The Rent Is Due
P B ‘n’ Jay-Z
Penicilin and Valtrex
Rosie Palmers
Reztraining Order
Hahahaha
Sids!!!!!!
Good one Rosetta
In Da Closetz
Are You A Trekkie?
Comment by Michael on May 7, 2009 10:57 pm
Shaving Ryan Seacrest’s Privates
Hahahahahahaahaha!
Little Loverz
2Young2Fuck
X-Brad And The Humiliated Cats
Does This Thong Make Me Look Fat?
Play With My Wii
Lord of the Guyz
2nd Base Boys
Whopacked yourdrawers
Gas Station Gigolos.
Ballz2Men
Detention 4 Me
“Does This Thong Make Me Look Fat?”
hahahaha (think…boy band)
Vinnie The Vicar And His Magic Potatoes
Manimotion
Peepin’ Tomz
Don’t Know Our Dadz
Freddy and the Fudgepackers
Too Legit To Fit
Coach’s Favorite Ballboyz
Toys2Men
Whitesnake
Smokin’ Pole and Layin’ Pipe
The Boners
Recess Playerz
Whackamole
Bastardz Makin’ Bastardz
Man Lesbians
The Be Gays
Can We Please Stop The Noize Now, Mr. Pearlman?
Dildoz In Training
Too Creepy For Craigslist
The circle jerks……….oh wait!!
The Crotchsniffers
Whitesnake?
Coke4Whores
Thai Tranny Rent Boyz
Anything To Be On The Honor Roll
Taint
Skidmark Row
Hahaha Eddie,
The Rosettas
Hahahahahahaha! Mr. RFH has to be wondering WTF! Hahahahahaha!
Ow That Hurtz
The Blo-Mi Boyz
The Hostages
Home Movie Hero
Van Gaylen
Small Can B Fun
Tats:
Which one?
The “Oohhhhhh” Faces
The Vienna Sausage Boys Choir
Cougar Climber
Notso Innocent Bystanders
The WIcker Boys
Smashing Blumpkins
itty bitty banana hammocks
Hostages’ Bait
Ruffies and Root Beer
Hold Yourz Hold MIne
Folly’s Rejects
Sammy Babar
Paging Pixy Misa
Playin’ Doctor
three times easy
The Backdoor Boys
“The WIcker Boys”
hahahahaa…stupid wicker
Everybody Poopz
Unlicensed Prostate Exam
Daddy’s Little Catcher
The Brand New Gynos
Nite all
Tats:
Which one?
The Man-Lesbian one.
Going #2 Hurtz Now
Protein Enema
Stinkfinger
Blatant rip-off of Rosetta’s
Pajama Momma’s Garage
Going #2 Hurtz Now
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Daddy’s Little Catcher
Hahahahahaha.
If anyone from social services finds this blog, we’re all going to prison.
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
hahahahahahaha
Droopy Drawers
“Pajama Momma’s Garage”
You mean…PJM’s Garage Band
Going #2 Hurtz Now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hitler Youth
If anyone from social services finds this blog, we’re all going to prison.
so Brad and Sean’s sex life improves…what’s yer point?
Folly’s Favorite Nephews
My Brother is Also My Cousin
NAMBLA Boy’s Choir
OFF TOPIC
DREW PETERSON FINALLY ARRESTED FOR MURDER
Hanson
“Unlicensed Prostate Exam”
hahahahahaha….I’d like to hear their greatest hits.
It’s about time, Sohita. Ya know that fucker is guilty
Obama’s White Boys for Hope and Change Band
“Ya know that fucker is guilty”
Amen, Brother!
New Pubes on the Mons
“New Pubes on the Mons”
Yikes!
I’m not buying their CD.
Ok I’m done goodnight
night Sohita
The Spankin Monkees
BoyToyz4Men
I’m not buying their CD.
Don’t lie.
That’s too bad, Sohos was on a roll
The Anal Apertures
Butt Plugz
Darling’s Dingalingdongs
they could tour together
Dave & Larry And The Foot Tappers
Tats:
Glad to oblige.
Here’s one:
MCPO and His “Golf Buddies”
“Don’t lie.”
Okay, you’re right.
Herpeez
WartzOnMyCock
Zitsonmyazz
Okay. I’m taking a break.
BBL
Mare, it’s your turn to tuck me in in case anything bad happens.
The Clearasil Cockholsters
Goatze Boyz
Taking a break>? WTF??
The Hershey Squirts
Got you covered, Rosetta.
The IttyBittyDicky Committee
The Curious Adolescents
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Comment by wiserbud on May 7, 2009 11:23 pm
WartzOnMyCock
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Comment by Kornkat Annie on May 7, 2009 11:23 pm
Zitsonmyazz
WHA????
BlowTown
The Clearasil Cockholsters
good one, akk
“BlowTown”
NO…that’s Obama’s new name for the Whitehouse
The Seamen
The Fisted Falsettos
JizzGarglerz
The New and Shiney Jockstraps
“The Curious Adolescents”
hahahaha
“JizzGarglerz”
When they got older they went into the Senate.
Operatic Homos
The Bitch Boys
Wouldn’t it be nice if we could pee in your butt
Ohhhh Wouldn’t it be niiiiiiiiiiiice
For some reason this reminds me of a joke about penis whiskers , but I can’t remember it.
Heh…G’ite, you sick freaks.
G’nite, even
We’re sick freaks? Did you read your own comments???? LOL
Takes one to know one Annie.
I’m guilty as charged.
“Wouldn’t it be nice if we could pee in your butt
Ohhhh Wouldn’t it be niiiiiiiiiiiice”
HAHAHAH………..and ew.
heh. True, Espkclipeidk…true
hahaha, you sang those lyrics, didn’t you?
yesssssssssssssss
wiser bailed?
le ann, did our paths cross at IB in the past?
Altar Boyz
I dunno, how long ago?
wiser bailed?
slow connection
The Lurking PattyAnns
don’t stop now people, yer on a roll
Bart, if it was a fun experience, then yes. IF I made a fool of myself, then no
TG…I actually had to erase a couple of mine — too gross even for H2.
The Junkees
ever, kka?
The Statutories
Demi Moore’s Future Husbands
TG…I actually had to erase a couple of mine — too gross even for H2.
🙂
Foster Kidz
Puberty _________
I got nuthin.f
Bart – spit it out. Why’d ya ask?
The Ballgaggling Warblers
KornKat Fannies
The Peter Sons
The Gaywads
I’m asking because I don’t remember.
YAY PA’s here!
The New Emmision
The Periods
Bardingdot – you made fun of me at Ace’s one night. You were a meany.
“The Periods”
HAHAH…
The SocksinourPants Quartet
Bardingdot? Hahaha, I like that one, Annie.
ChickenHawkz
PA…he lurves me, he just doesn’t know it yet.
Chlamydia Gang
New Kids under the Jock
you’re my favorite virus, KkA
“Chlamydia Gang”
ew…
$5 for the first one to spoof off ov NSync
Hey, Annie! Guess what year I graduated High School??
ummm……1974?
That was the BEST year of all.
The Li’l Woodpeckers
virus? hummmm…. what. does. that. mean.
WAS IT?? really? how cool!! ’74 Rulz.
Little Teat
nsync was already done a lot in the beginning
Early morn tomorrow, I’m out. Thanks for the laughs tonight, all.. gnight
“already done a lot”
That’s why my $5 bet was funny………
When did we meet at IB, and was it good for me?
Night TG… call me!
The Cherry Popperz
“The Cherry Popperz”
I think that would be more a band of YOUR age,,,,,,,
$5 for the first one to spoof off ov NSync
look up, kka. there’s a couple early on.
look up, I already ‘splained why I am teh funneh.
I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking.
I was wondering about our history. It’d be fun to our first comments to each other.
Rosetta’s “break” must have been for more than a quickie, cuz he’s been gone a long time.
let’s not discuss Rosetta’s sex life or I’ll be sick
“It’d be fun to our first comments to each other.’
Google “pompous ass”, cuz I think that’s what I yelled at you that night at Aces….’course now I know that’s not at all true. I wish I remembered what that was about, but you really pushed my buttons. Now, my buttons are a little more well worn. 😉
Please forgive me.
how long ago was that?
whatever it was about, I was probably right
let’s not discuss Rosetta’s sex life or I’ll be sick
Why? You don’t like short stories?
I didn’t post much at IB. Micheal made fun of my email addy every time….bad boy
“how long ago was that?”
probably 3 years or more?
whatever it was about, I was probably right”
always
dang, I missed a joke thread?
laaaaaaaaaaaaame
really? wow
oh hi miss budinsky
yea, I’ve been sneaking around yous all for years. lol
AHey pj… never too late.
oh hi miss budinsky
How’m I budinsky? splain
Blue Oyster Cuties
mare must have left, huh
a budinski is someone who interferes or meddles
I’m still singing that damn Bitch Boys song from up there ^
I know what a budinski is……….I want to know why YOU are calling me one.
duh
pj?
http://tinyurl.com/9982za
Goodnight, buddies.
Yeah, what the hell?
Come back!!!
whys everyone leaving?
darbertling:
there’s kka
have you thought more about what we’re going to do for your wedding?
I guess not
shoot, I really had high hopes
being called a knob turner sounds kinda gay
high hopes for what, pj? wedding?
well, no, PJ,, I did buy some purple velvet for the dress.
Bart – how you type with your hands always …,,,well, under the table.
well, no, PJ,, I did buy some purple velvet for the dress.
Sweet!
Now, as long as we don’t hold the wedding in hte Masonic lodge and you lose me in the drapes……….
ouch
ouch?
gots a boo boo? want me to kiss it and make it better?
no , wait, no
hellooooooo
echooooooo
time for bed……..f
Wiswer and Wiswerbud fulfilling their dream..
well, guess I’ll go to bed. Night all.
I was looking for funny pics.
find any?
a couple
I like this one
http://tinyurl.com/pzfj5e
And this one is good for Gabriel Malor’s next post at AoS.
http://tinyurl.com/qsef3a
well, send me some extra funny ones.. I’ll need them tomorrow.
have a good night BaDarling.
hehe….very good!! very d’lingesque
nitey nite
nitey nite
And with that, the thread, she is dead.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090507/hl_afp/botswanahealthaids_20090507214654
Maybe not.
don’t act like you don’t like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGd0KoYVFpM&feature=channel_page
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090507/hl_afp/botswanahealthaids_20090507214654
Heh.
Guess who this is, eddie (hint: no linky because of teh crazy)…
Longtime readers will know that I have long opposed the genital mutilation, aka circumcision, of male infants. New studies showing that it can be very effective against the transmission of HIV may well tip the balance of the argument. Nonetheless, it behooves us to be honest about what is being done and has been done to millions of men without their consent. They are having their capacity for sexual pleasure drastically reduced.
^umm SWSNBN?
Close, but not quite. Think more…excitable.
Mr. Heartache/Rawmusglutes?
There’s nothing more creepy than the army of militant freaks who have decided to make it their life’s mission to worry about the pee-pee’s of babies.
90% is fomented from hatred of religion, the other 10%…
Bingo.
oh and you know who started the whole thing?
Leftists. Just another controversy started by the Left to undermine western/Christian culture.
oh yeah, and it’s a big thing among homosexuals
they’re whole lives revolve around their penises and their fathers
but he’s okay with abortion…
what a hypocrite and freak he is
Star Whores
Star Whores
Sean:
Now that I know, I am not surprised.
Burl:
What is sad is that Bush did more to stop AIDS in Africa (Juan Williams even credited him for that) than Clinton. And what thanks did “W” get?
I wonder whether Andi really went downhill or whether or not I hadn’t been exposed to enough good blogging before I started reading his stuff. He was one of the first bloggers I read after 9/11, and I thought he was a pretty decent writer.
What is sad is that Bush did more to stop AIDS in Africa (Juan Williams even credited him for that) than Clinton. And what thanks did “W” get?
Heh. You’re kidding, right?
(Not about Bush doing more but about the thanks thing.)
He was kinda a live and let live type of guy.
He had his opinions about social issues, religion, etc., but he wasn’t a vindictive fruitcake when someone disagreed with him. And he had a pragmatic view of the issues.
Then in May ’03, he took a turn to the Left. He flipped out about the looting of junk “art” from museums in Iraq, and from then on he was dead-set against anything that happened in Iraq and any of Bush’s foreign policy.
Most people including Ace think it all stems from Bush’s position on FMA. That’s probably true.
Sean:
He got zero credit, and that pissed me off.
Burl:
Yup. Sully went nutters over FMA. I didn’t read AoS then, but other sites I haunted (Polipundit and Wizbang) just hammered him as well.
My kids are not circumcised.
Most people including Ace think it all stems from Bush’s position on FMA. That’s probably true.
I think that’s just about right. I just wondered whether or not maybe I had initially overestimated his talents a bit.
He got zero credit, and that pissed me off.
History often takes a while to catch up to reality.
I think we have a tendency to be more accepting of liberals who, at times, agree with us than is deserved.
It’s like Chris Hitchens. I don’t like him at all. Yes, he’s clever. But he’s not brilliant and just because he’s right on one issue and happens to agree with us (Iraq/terrorism) we give him a pass. Most of the time, Hitchens is an awful person who leans way to the left.
Don’t forget, Hitchens took part in the ACLU’s lawsuit against Bush for so-called domestic wiretapping.
It was a ridiculous lawsuit and if Hitchens was half as smart as he thinks he is, he would never have been part of it. But he couldn’t help himself because he’s a moonbat.
What’s FMA?
Hitch is a smart guy, but he makes an ass of himself fairly often, especially when some sort of beloved religious (especially if they happen to be Christian) figure dies. He wrote some really shitty things about John Paul II and Mother Teresa when they died. And I’m not ever religious.
What’s FMA?
The Federal Marriage Amendment.
kthnxnight
Worst names for a boy band — Steve-a- Lance.
You know who you are.
Most of the time, Hitchens is an awful person who leans way to the left.
And is a complete and utter douche who has made a name for himself by being the loudest “credentialed” drunk in the room.
I appreciate how he stands up to his poofter peers on the terrorism issue, but he’s an idiot.
Howya doing, mesa?
Packing up my stuff.
Moving in with a buddy here for a couple of months while I try to find a job down south somewhere.
That or I’ll enjoy bartending for the summer and the walking proximity to the bars in the new place.
Here in Dallas we got lots of topless bars and they’re always wanting help, might be worth taking a look.
I hope everything works out for you, man. Something (and I can’t put my finger on it) tells me that we might be seeing more friends in your situation over the next few (say, maybe, four) years.
Here in Dallas we got lots of topless bars
I ain’t working topless.
Just a rule I have.
Sean, things went bad here the fastest and the hardest. Just bad timing.
I just happen to live in the only place in the U.S. that can’t use my skills right now. I should have moved sooner.
It’s just speeding up the plan I already had — while taking all of my money with it.
Well, Godspeed, brother. And best of luck.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
Also looking forward to what the next few months will bring.
I ain’t working topless.
Just a rule I have.
We got some thirty thousand dollar millionaire clubs too, but topless is the thing around here. Guys i know who work there seem to like it allright, might as well keep it in mind in case worse comes to worse.
Also, anyone know the best way to spackle a hole that was punched in the ceiling while trying to scare/quiet down a crazy bipolar bozo hippie?
I really don’t pity who moves in here next. The other night, he was running up and down the stairs slamming his door and the outside door. I walked out there with a chef’s knife in hand and said — “what the fuck?”
He screamed and ran out the front door.
A good third of the houses on my street are empty now. My landlord is in for a wake up call.
keep it in mind in case worse comes to worse.
I would have no problem working in a strip club.
I’m still not taking my shirt off.
Also, anyone know the best way to spackle a hole that was punched in the ceiling
Haha, yeah, depends on what kind of ceiling though. you got a popcorn ceiling and there’s stuff you can get in a spray can to fix it. just put some tape over the hole, spray the goop and you’re done.
I would have no problem working in a strip club.
I’m still not taking my shirt off.
Haha, allright Mesa. Just ask Patty Ann, she can probably tell you about the clubs around here. There’s lots of opportunities.
Hittin’ the hay, i’ll keep you in mind Mesa, best of luck.
Forgot to mention that a lot of the clubs around here are going all nude these days.
Lil Stud Muffins.
Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2009 3:20 am
Here in Dallas we got lots of topless bars
I ain’t working topless.
Just a rule I have.
Mesa is Orthodox? Who Knew!
Comment by Folly on May 7, 2009 11:12 pm
Nite all
Apparently making funny makes Miss Folly zonk out early……
Good Morning Miss Tat, Miss Folly, Ms RFH, Ms PattyAnn!
Haha, forged. You are the topless Dallas club expert here.
Good morning, Sox.
Apparently making funny makes Miss Folly zonk out early……
Good Morning Miss Tat, Miss Folly, Ms RFH, Ms PattyAnn!
Good morning, Sox. No, I have court this morning that’s why I went to bed.
Morning Sox.
I friggin’ hate the 9:30 shift end on Thursday w/ the 8:00 start on Friday. It’s usually not too bad but I’d gotten into the 2:00 bedtime habit. Ooops
Back in my bartending days, the worst were when you got a closing shift, followed by an open.
2 am close often means you don’t get out till after 3 am. For a 10 am open. Yawn.
Dang, I missed it.
G’mornin’ Hostages.
Best of luck to you, Mesa.
One of yous lazy authors oughta put up a new post!
Mesa – Cut out flexible mesh screening larger than the hole you want to replace. Push the mesh through and lay it flat. Spackle, sand and paint as required.
They sell rolls of sticky fiberglass open-mesh tape for that, too. Used to love that stuff back when I managed apartment buildings.
New post up!