How old?
This old.
That was really hot, wasn’t it guys? There was another video of Sally Rand doing a fan dance at the 1934 World’s Fair, but I didn’t use it because it had sound.
As you all know, Sally Rand is one of Hotspur’s ex wives. He encouraged her to follow her dreams but at that time he didn’t know that her dream was to dance naked in front of crowds.
Her measurements were 35-22-35 and her weight was a lot less than you.
I like her pretty smile in this one.
Fun facts about Sally Rand: She was from Hickory County, Missouri. She left home and worked in the circus, eventually landing stage and film roles. When talkies came out, her lisp prevented her from continuing as an actress, and her desire to keep on eating food and living indoors led to her decision to become a burlesque dancer. She was among the best.
An actual quote:
“I haven’t been out of work a day since I took my pants off.”
Her bubble dance was a big hit before running hot water.
The fan dance was really her signature though.
There’s quite a few naked pictures of her and your grandmother online.
Aaaand let’s stop right here where she’s getting humped by a swan, shall we? Alrighty then. Cripes, the 1940s were weird.
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Nice.
Not great, but it could have been so much worse. I was sorely tempted to psychologically harm all of you.
wakey wakey. Good job Lauraw.
Ok, I seriously can’t stand twitter. I don’t go often, and NOW when I go it just gives me “while I was away” things – from DAYS ago – and I have no idea how to get rid of it.
LOOK TWITTER I’M NOT THAT INTO YOU. I don’t care what happened while i was away, and I don’t really want to spend that much time figuring out how to get rid of this stupid little feature you have.
This is me the last few times I checked twitter: spend 3 minutes trying to get rid of the while I was away BULLSHIT.
close app.
I mean, COOL – look what cuffy said July 9th.
Ugh. I hate twitter.
I like that she’s from Missouri. Ties in with old school BBF. She has a pre-sugar diet body. Very nice.
Still typing mostly one-handed since Tuesday’s wasp event. It’s going down a little each day, but I think I’m probably calling in sick tonight.
And … I just closed the app.
Can you link Cuffy’s comment?
STFU mare .
Refresh.
Ahhhh, you were being sarcastic.
But Cuffy IS good on twitter.
Whew, it’s not Kerry Marie.
Happy birthday, Bcoch!
LOL
Yea, I like CUffy too. I just not as interested in what he tweeted days ago.
And it’s as if they just pick completely random things.
Kurt Schlichter is good on twitter too. I’ll tell you he has had it with “semi human scum butchering westerners”.
Hey Leon, how about that driverless truck technology?
Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We’re doomed. I wonder if Otto has had any thoughts about how retarded it is to permit remote actuation on an 80000# warhead delivery system at ground level. This can’t have been good for their business case.
“semi human scum butchering westerners”
This is after an attack with a big rig? ISWHDT
Roamy mentioned not being entirely comfortable driving in certain places today. I also feel uncomfortable going to certain places where I live today and it’s as innocuous as the grocery store.
Thank you Obama for the America in which I live. The fact I even think about this is “not who we are.”
Also, FU.
That photo of her with her ball is sublime. She was one helluva looker. She was also graceful.
That film was from 1942? Makes me wonder, what with WWII underway, how hard it was to procure a large translucent balloon, what with all the rationing of raw materials. Perhaps that prompted her use of fans?
If Hillary’s numbers are actually dropping, I don’t know what you think but her horrible and constant TV ads are NOT helping.
Hotspur is going to love this.
We’ll see no ads.
It’s the only benefit of living in a lefty state.
Today is a designated Day of Rage per the interwebs. Locations are mentioned in Detroit and Ann Arbor.
I only hear ads on the radio, and only once in a while. Catholic and AM talk radio here has pretty solid coverage, and Abuela Borracha isn’t buying time on those.
Time to go meet with Governor Branstad!
Along with everyone else.
This islamic scum ran over babies in carriages. RAN. THEM. OVER.
A Texas man and his young son were killed in Nice.
I don’t know what you think but her horrible and constant TV ads are NOT helping.
I laugh at them, but over 50% of the people believe them. I seriously doubt she’s dropping faster than Trump. And the media hasn’t even started yet.
Her ads talk about something she did 30 years ago. They are weird. She’s wearing a headband in them FFS.
Makes her seem like “one of the guys”. Libs here are eating it up, even the lies about Sec State.
Those who do not agree with Newt’s assessment last night, here’s why he’s right, CBD says it very well:
Islam is not a religion however — it is a revolutionary political philosophy that uses an ersatz religion to control and guide its adherents — and therefore does not deserve the protections of the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown’sDildo at July 15, 2016 08:46 AM (Zu3d9)
I would love to see, THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR if it was about getting rid of elected officials in D.C..
I read that that “Day of Rage” thing is identical to one that circulated previously – but never really happened.
Car in, refreshing the page makes the “while you were away” thingy go away.
HA – it’s not just me:
Mark Knoller @markknoller 17m17 minutes ago
question for @Support: How do you get rid of the “while you were away” feature, please. thanks.
7 retweets 36 likes
I’d be very happy if someone had counterprogrammed the “Day of Rage” hype with “Day of Start Something, Get Shot”.
Day of seeks employment.
Welcome to the Days of Getting a Seat at Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles! ((Drives past & notes parking lot is still full)) Well,…merde.
In other news, that truck wasn’t a manual transmission. It was an automatic. BAN AUTOMATIC TRUCKS!
Day of Be A Responsible Parent To Your Kids.
“Here at Hood-Mart we’re having a DAY OF RAGE against high prices! You’ll need all five fingers to count the discounts on our sales! Come on in and carry off TVs, home furnishings, and your choice of the finest in fortified wines! So march on down to Hood-Mart, where the deals on our loot are so good, it’s a riot!”
Hotspur is going to love this.
Indeedy.
They’ve finally figured out a narrative. “The Truck” did it. “The Truck” ran people down, “The Truck” plowed into the crowd, “The Truck” killed all those people……
And BTW, the swan thing is from Greek mythology when Zeus raped Leda disguised as a swan.
Learn some shit.
3 days of mourning in france should take care of it.
That’s a bit under an hour per dead.
Thanks for the learnin’, Hotspur. It’s still weird.
Swans are assholes.
By the way, Newt talked about sharia. Sharia is not a religion. It’s not protected.
Greek mythology is epicly bizarre. Zeus did a lot of his raping in animal form. Why?
Because he could.
Nice looking lady. Can’t tell anything about her boobs since she cleverly hides them behind shit. I’m guessing they don’t qualify for bbf but that’s ok. #allboobsmatter.
Mrs. Pendejo and I watched Looking For Mr. Goodbar on teh tv last night. It came out when I was in HS and neither of us had ever seen it. It was fucking weird. I guess Hollywood was really trying to shock the squares back then. Other than Dianne Keeton having some impressive nips, I didn’t much enjoy it.
Zeus wasn’t the only one. The Minotaur came about because King Minos’ wife had the hots for a bull and had her artisans craft her a hallow bull to, er, position herself in for…oh frak, those Greeks…
PG, at least we know the bewbs are real.
epi-pen, pre- affordable care act= $100
after= $468
Fuck you, Obama. Go to Hell, you swine.
Utter disgrace.
Fuck you, Obama. Go to Hell, you swine.
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Heartily agree.
So, was the truck driver terrorist a muslim?
Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel, sounds Jewish to me
I cannot afford it and won’t fill the prescription. I just have to take my chances. Hopefully I will continue to not go into anaphylactic shock but only have a local reaction.
I’m just really really pissed off. Why gardening? We don’t get to choose the hobbies that turn us on.
Why couldn’t it have been toy trains?
Evidently there was gunfire too, so I’m sure we’ll hear about that soon.
Laura, are those by chance OTC in Canada? What do they cost at Walgreens over there?
Have your reactions gotten worse with each exposure or have they always been same?
His name sounds lutheran to me. Those fucking lutherans have to be stopped.
There was definitely gun fire. Just not certain if the shitbird did any shooting. If Im interpreting the video I’ve seen so far correctly, it seems he was identified and engaged right before he began his run. There is a vid with a guy on a motorcycle chasing and then trying to “board” the truck before he falls and is crushed. In the same vid it appears two LE are either pointing or beginning to engage the vehicle with gunfire. The vehicle pauses then speeds up into the crowd. There is another vid showing the LE engaging the vehicle after it has been stopped and in it, one of the LE “flinches” as if from close fire but that could have been a friendly round from LE on other side of the truck.
The last two encounters have been like this. Before that, just a lot of pain and allergic swelling but it went away in a day or two. I never really needed medical intervention before recently iirc. I have been stung a LOT since childhood. When I was a kid we even had beehives for a while.
The doc suspects there was a concurrent infection, since the site started to heat up and spread. It melts through ice packs with great speed. Yesterday I regained my wristbone, but it was gone again this morning.
Stopped taking benadryl last night because I hate it. But I might have to go ahead and have one anyway.
To recap: Fuck JEF
“Today is a designated Day of Rage per the interwebs. Locations are mentioned in Detroit and Ann Arbor.”
According to the Mothership, It’s also “Concealed Carry Day”.
Keep that in mind…
Does ibuprofen help at all? It’s anti-inflammatory, so it might ease symptoms.
Ban assault wasps.
Fuck you, Obama. Go to Hell, you swine.
I wish I had the time to dissect his stupid JAMA paper that got libs so het up. Since I don’t, I’ll just nod vigorously.
MAKE TIME.
uhm… please? I understand you’re a busy man. The country needs you.
Hell, *I* need you.
http://heatst.com/uk/exclusive-france-suppressed-news-of-gruesome-torture-at-bataclan-massacre/
I would get the pen Laura. If your reactions have been getting stronger over time, that’s something to be concerned about. Better to have and not need than to need and not have.
Get back to work, Hotspur:
http://www.modelshipgallery.com/gallery/cv/cv-11/Intrepid-350-am/index.htm
LauraW,
You can get a vial of injectible Epinephrine and a pack of small syringes for $20.
You’re practically a nurse, so no excuse for hittin’ a vein.
You can do this…
Yeah, I can draw them up myself. Should ask the doc about that, actually. Good idea. Thanks, Crispy.
This is why I come here. Brains.
I want to see a picture of THAT ship in a bottle. With the fighters scrambling out.
WORST. LOGO. EVER.
https://twitter.com/darth/status/753983871880790016
https://twitter.com/darth/status/753983871880790016
huh. won’t let me link the image.
twitter.com/darth/status/753983871880790016
Ok, just reviewed ALL my liberals wall on facedouch – NONE of them has a single mention (my mom is going on about how awesome Obama is and TRUMP is the devil sltuff) of Nice.
Well, one posted “not again” right as the news was breaking but that’s it.
It’s insane
Comment by lauraw on July 15, 2016 12:20 pm
This is why I come here. Brains.
———
Look, I have my uses too.
Wait, 84 people are dead and approximately 200 injured and none of your facedick “friends” mentioned it?
Oh, my, crap, Lauraw, that link really covers terrorist complete barbarism.
I went to DU last night. On their *one* Nice thread, there were some people coming out and blaming ISIS and they were immediately set upon for ‘no proof it was ISIS.’
With an ignorant little bon mot like this one:
“You said the same thing about…
New York
Russia
Egypt
Paris
Brussels
San Bernardino
Orlando
Turkey
Bangladesh
and now Nice.
You batting 0.00”
I think you and I can see there are several ISIS attackers in the bunch, if not all of them. Another lefty asked him about that- the guy said he’s not convinced any of them were ISIS. LeSigh.
But then a couple timid souls were making little noises like this: “…does liberalism require that we bury our head in the sand and make excuses for the obvious ?”
They were challenged about what they would do about it, but nobody had any answer other than “Someone smarter than me hopefully has the answers.”
But some people were actually grumbling about treating muslims differently and not being in a suicide pact, and protecting Western values! Even mentioned Chartles Martel!
And when somebody said it was also an act of ‘gun violence,’ they were mocked down with sarcasm!
And there were ‘lorry control law’ jokes! Dawn may finally be rising over Marblehead!
One guy lamented how this was going to benefit Trump and was immediately chastised for it, so there’s at least a glimmer of humanity on the other side there.
They’re still a bunch of mixed-up mental fuckups, and they hate us, but the barbarians are leading them to water in a way we cannot.
At Drudge there’s a collage of 24 beautiful young people, who I presume are victims in Nice.
*hangs head*
Comment by lauraw on July 15, 2016 1:13 pm
I went to DU last night.
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Ducks Unlimited?
Dartmouth University?
Mare – no one is talking about it among my facedouche liberals. It just didn’t happen.
Well, so it wasn’t Islam. That’s a relief.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3691019/Several-people-injured-truck-crashes-crowd-Bastille-Day-celebrations-Nice.html#ixzz4EV1yRAde
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/15/black-lives-matter-activists-angry-dead-white-people-france-stealing-limelight/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
That is a relief. I suppose now the liberals on facedouche can talk about it?
Hmm, wonder if the terrorists will figure out that their attacks only benefit Trump, and curtail their attacks until after the first week of November.
Nah.
better yet, when will they start blaming Trump’s rhetoric?
*most likely
Those of us whose roots stretch back to the British Isles or even Western Europe are so fucking lame. When our marriages go on the rocks we just stay piss drunk for a year or two. And then either die in a puddle of our own vomit or get on with life. If we had a hair on our ass we’d drive a truck through a crowd of innocent bystanders.
If we had a hair on our ass we’d drive a truck through a crowd of innocent bystanders.
https://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/
A hobo came up to the front door of the neat looking farmhouse and knocked gently on the door. When the owner answered, the hobo asked, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.”
The owner said, “I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I never give anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal.”
So the hobo went around back and a little later he again knocked on the door. The owner said, “Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in.”
The hobo said, “Thank you very much, sir. But there is something that I think you should know. It’s not a Porch, it’s a BMW.”
Way to go, Jay.
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.”
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. “ Where did you get all that
money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no.” said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’ So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.”
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Not everybody pays.”
*gets scythe and long black cloak with a hood
*curses chrisp
Not a Muslim
Guess Car in’s friends can talk about it now.
A coup in Turkey.
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=364757
Think a coup against the Islamic government is likely, xbrad? Or a harder-line Islamic group?
Interesting. Thought Edrogan had de-fanged the military. Maybe someone got a spine? Or perhaps his measures have backfired…
I’m thinking it’s likely moderates against Erdogan, but the reverse did occur to me.
Hotter than a $2 pistol out there.
Running this up the flagpole–is it possible the attack at Attaturk International Airport a couple of weeks back may have convinced factions in the military it was time to clean house before things got any worse?
Coup successful?
http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2016/07/15/coup-attempt-in-ankara-turkey-shots-fired-military-jets/
Based on what I’m seeing on twitter, yeah, something like that.
Rubbish.
If your default response based on your religion is to kill people due to a hiccup in your marital/sexual/employment circumstance, it’s your religion.
ESPN televised Obama’s town hall meeting?
ESPN?
So glad I am no longer supporting those assholes.
ESPN is dead to me and that’s saying something because I love college football ALL day every Saturday.
There’s still Fox, mare, so you’re not totally out of luck.
Big 12 is Fox, so I’m good.
If you have cable you are giving them $100 per year.
I watch a lot of college football on free TV. If there is a game I really want to watch I can usually find it on the titty web.
Yes, I have to dump cable. I will have to figure out our package (sywm) with internet. My husband likes Prime TV slash netflicks anyway. And he doesn’t care as much about college football like I do.
If we had internet that was fast enough to stream, and had enough bandwidth, I’d dump TV in a second. I really only need it for football.
For a while I listened to Patriots games on my radio which requires a different set of thinking skills. You can half listen and when the announcer sounds excited listen closer. I prefer TV but radio is another option.
Greetings, fellow doofuses.
See now I have to look up the entymology of the word “doofus”. Yiddish maybe? German?
BRB
Howdy Doofi!
https://is.gd/EkFmsJ
Etymology. And here you go.
Black raspberry vodka and soda is probably the best idea I’ve had this week.
Hay delivery tomorrow at 830 am. Have to stack 300 bales in the loft. Had to spend 2 hours already getting the loft clear and the front of the barn emptied. I might skip my workout tomorrow.
So “doofus” is a portmanteau?
https://is.gd/NuKisD
I guess it is, leon. Oh, and I saw this from earlier:
It was always my understanding that Zeus took other forms while banging mortal chicks because Hera was hep to his cheatin’ ways and he had to hide from her.
https://is.gd/goVPNw
Only 300 bales?
Why not 400?
You should wear a weighted pack so you get some exercise.
Heh. Some developer wanted to build a hotel in Malibu, but everyone bitched about the plan so much that he’s turning the project into a cemetery. And now they’re bitching about that.
*looks fondly at Bobcat loader with hay forks* Trailer load of big bales takes about minutes to unload. 🙂
Loft will only hold 300. I will be wearing long pants, a windbreaker, gloves, and a hat, so it’s basically like a weighted vest.
Paula has been hauling hay off fields and in the barn a few times so far this summer. Her dad says there’s only a few more fields to cut. Pretty sure she’s done more than 300 but that’s not all in one day and she has the boys helping too.
Hopefully you have a pulley and horse that isn’t a pussy.
I have yet to haul a single bale of hay this year. That’s right–I just let my hay pile up wherever. I do what I want.
It’s funny that you think I ever get productive work out of my giant gerbils.
FUDGE!!! My husband asked me to move those bales of hay from his office to the girl’s rooms.
BBIAB
Food is for closers.
Girls’
^^^Best comment ever.
https://is.gd/Z3MV4C
Fish sticks eaten this week = 0
Turkish coup = 1
Shame!
Failed coup. A lot of brave people are going to be dead soon.
This is the BBF I get right after getting my citizenship? Those images only presented circumstantial evidence of boobs.
Prepare to be even more disappointed, I’m doing BBF next week.
Man, I just cannot fall asleep. Hand itches.
Tushar, all citizens must suffer my crappy posts. Just use your imagination and fill in the boobs! And wash the crayon marks off the monitor when you’re done this time.
I’d be more concerned about the quality of president I was getting right after becoming a citizen, but that’s just me.
I hated bucking hay in high school.
Istanbul Strait is closed to all ship traffic.
People saying the coup was a setup so Erdogan could clean house.
Just got home from delivering 500 bales of hay to tables at the restaurant.
Weird, huh?
I think it is far more likely that the coup planners simply miscalculated the popular support for the putsch.
It will be interesting to see if any of the leaders get some sort of clemency or are allowed to go into exile.
The coup leaders were supposedly shot down in hijacked helicopters, I thought?
Ah, perhaps so. I confess that I’m not following things too closely since a huge portion of the news getting out of there is bound to be unreliable. There’s bound to be some people left, though.
Fog of war. Who knows. Trying bed again, goodnight guys.
Goodnight, sweet hunchback. And flights of monkeys howl thee to thy rest.
This poat is woefully short on the tits, so here:
A new derp hangs outside the window
Beautiful and strange
It must be falling away
I must be
Sound and color with me for my mind
And it should show you where to go when I need to speak
https://is.gd/M1uEUa