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Your model for today was born in Pennsylvania, USA on August 16th, 1995.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 322232 and 114 lbs.  Please check your six and welcome Miss Lily Ivy!

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born January 1st, 1997 in Colombia, South America.  She stands 5′ 5” and measures 41DD-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please cheer up , turn on some lights, and welcome Miss Kendra Roll!

 

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Country Time

Road trip for the extended Pupster Family today, going to Kentucky for my niece’s wedding.

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Stooooopid.

It’s our specialty

Secret Santa Setup

Look, jackholes, this is supposed to be Rosetta’s gig, but as he’s one of the only Hostages left still gainfully employed, he sloughed this off on me. Whore.

The best part of Christmas isn’t spending time with friends and family and celebrating the savior of the world and all that. It’s getting free shit in the mail.

I love getting packages (SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH) in the mail.

So here’s the deal. We’re gonna do a Secret Santa this year and you’ll participate and you’ll fucking like it. It will run smoothly, and YOU WILL NOT FUCK THIS UP. Unless you get tapped to give Wiser a gift. Then you get to fuck it all the way up its poop chute.

You: Send me an email with your nickname here, your real meatspace name, and a valid mailing address. You may wish to include you phone number as well.  DEADLINE IS NOVEMBER 30TH!!!!

Me: I promise not to turn anyone in for the reward on felony warrants.

Me: I’ll put the list in a hat and have dolly pull names out to randomly match you with another Hostage. I’ll email that participant with your contact info, and they’ll send you free shit. That’s the good news. The bad news is I’ll also send  you the name of some asshole who will expect you to spend  NO MORE THAN $20 on them, and mail it to them.

Questions? STFU AND PUT IT IN AN EMAIL! Which, since you’re asking, is bariejr AT gmail DOT com. If you can’t figure that out, you’re too dumb to play. But any other questions, I’ll be happy to try to answer.

n00bs: You’re welcome to join in. Encouraged, even. Lurkers, guess you better delurk next year.

So what Laws would The Hostages Like to Break?

So, how is the MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION EVAH!!! doing? Impeachment anyone? No?

Well then WE should be able to BREAK SOME LAWS TOO!! Its good enough for them, good enough for us! After they are done paying for our Gasoline and Mortgages, we can have GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards delivered with the Unicorns and Skittles.

1). Little Timmy Geitner: Tax Cheat.

2). “Good Time” Charlie Rangel: Tax Cheat.

3). Van Jones: Communist and truther.

4). Franklin “Fannie Mae” Raines: Mortgage meltdown for thee, millions of dollars for me.

5). Eric Holder: Gives the okay to voter intimidation in a nation of cowards.

6). Tom Daschle: A free limo and driver is imputed income?  WHA?!?

7). Bill Richardson: Didn’t want major league career interfering with the President’s agenda so withdrew from the nomination for Commerce Sec.

8). Nancy Killefer: The numbers…there are so many of them…so confusing.  Wait…I must report all income?  WHA?!?!

9). Chas Freeman: Couldn’t pass muster after being nominated to the National Intelligence Council.  The reason?  JOOOOOOS.

10). William “Cold Cash” Jefferson: Katrina victimized his freezer.

jennifer_connelly_horse12Somehow, this fits.  Please don’t ask how.  Rosetta added half the list.  Can we haz trollz?

When the Cockroaches Come Out, It Is Time To Put On Your Stomping Shoes

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Rosetta keeps talking about his desire for a troll.  This should get us some, and if it doesn’t, we can always register at this site and leave a trail of breadcrumbs.

A friend of mine sent me a link today to a website called “AMERICAN NETWORK MONITORINGANTI-OBAMA ACTIVITIES“.  I clicked on it and was sent to a homepage decorated in the reds and browns that would have made the SA, feel right at home, and stated a purpose that would make any veteran of the NKVD, KGB, Stasi, or any other fine civic organization charged with protecting the image of any “Dear Leader” who is too busy beneficently toiling away for working class to maintain their image, and punishing those who dare to sully it swell with pride.  The ‘community’, set up by “Brook David”, who shall heretofore be known as “Skippy”, is closed to non-members.  If you click on any tab, you are brought to a screen requesting that you sign in or register to become a member.  It made me question whether Skippy has the courage of his convictions, since most people I know who have real truth on their side prefer a stand up fight in the open to slinking in the shadows as if they have something to hide.

The statement on the front page should stir even the most apolitical of morons to action, as we already have stupid roaming the corridors of power, untamed and unchecked, and there is no reason to allow it to flourish in our own neighborhoods, so to speak.  I quote:

A site dedicated for American citizens monitoring and reporting all anti-obama activities taking place on the world wide web.
A site dedicated to the preservation of truth, justice and the American way. Where true American citizens can monitor and report all anti-obama activities taking place on the world wide web.
This is a place where one can post and report on all activities, web sites and or blogs that would be considered erroneous, slanderous or detrimental to the newly elected President of the United States.
There are those who go under the disguise of patriotism who seek to undermine the President by reporting false allegations as truth and there by starting a incendiary viral campaigns based on lies and innuendo.
This site is dedicated to exposing all of them. Bringing those guilty of playing with the fire of deceitful comments out of their secret little lairs, the forums where they think they are safe to discuss their hate mongering and racist ways and expose them to the light of day for all the public to see.
They are extremely scared of this, so please for the sake of the American way, join our cause and root out these sites and post them for all the world to see.

Stupid this rich needs to be savored, bit by bit:

“A site dedicated for American citizens monitoring and reporting all anti-obama activities taking place on the world wide web. “

Yeah, because all real Americans think it is vitally important to monitor and report on others freely exercising their First Amendment rights.

“A site dedicated to the preservation of truth, justice and the American way. “

“Preservation of truth, justice, and the American way?”  Really???  I think someone is taking that photo of Lord Zero in front of the Superman statue waaaaaaayyyyy too seriously.  Lord Zero and his retainers wouldn’t recognize truth if it was nailed to the backs of their hands.  Their attempt to filter everything through the filter of the agenda of failed nation-states everywhere pretty much guarantees that any incident of truth from the O crew is purely accidental.

“Where true American citizens can monitor and report all anti-obama activities taking place on the world wide web.”

Which “true American citizens” are these?  Celebrities and entertainers who will cuddle up with dictators and thugs heading turd-world shitholes all over the world, and freely gush into any open microphone about how much better those nations are than their own, which allows them the freedom to become wealthy and famous, and speak in ways that they could not if they were citizens of the tyrants they support?  Or is it the ‘true American citizens’ who believe so strongly in their cause and candidates that they will subvert the true action of the Marketplace of Ideas and commit all manner of vote fraud under the guise of ‘community organizing’?  Or is it the ‘true American citizens’ who are not citizens at all, but are endowed with the rights and privileges of citizenship by laws making it ridiculously easy to register to vote and that prevent election workers from confirming citizenship at the polling places?  Is it those “true American citizens”?  It is?  Great!  Please keep congregating in one place so it is easier to find you later.

“This is a place where one can post and report on all activities, web sites and or blogs that would be considered erroneous, slanderous or detrimental to the newly elected President of the United States.”

“Erroneous”?  Determined by people who actually believe what he says?  I’ll have to challenge that, Skippy.  Despite the best efforts by your comrades in the Fourth Estate, not everyone is willing to prescribe to newspeak, and the doctrine of truth as dictated by The One’s teleprompter.  “Slanderous”?  You’re kidding, right?  From the same people who have bypassed the candidates like Sarah Palin and gone straight for her children, with the most vile and inexcusable of unsubstantiated accusations, but gasp in horror and react with indigence anytime someone dares to state something about the false messiah that might direct our attention to the man behind the curtain?  The irony threatens to crush us.  “Detrimental”?  What are you huffing, Skippy?  For eight long years, any malcontent with an axe to grind engaged in dialogue that painted the then President as a war criminal, a racist, a moron, an evil genius, and the greatest threat to liberty since Adolph freaking Shicklegruber.  The “Dissent is Patriotic” meme was repeated ad nauseum, and used to justify publication of information that was classified and impaired our intelligence gathering capability in the meantime, not to mention endangering the lives of Americans working to keep us all safe from very real foreign threats who view tools like you as invaluable aids in their quest to destroy us, Skippy.  After the temper tantrum thrown by the left for the last eight years, you simply do not get to play that card.

“There are those who go under the disguise of patriotism who seek to undermine the President by reporting false allegations as truth and there by starting a incendiary viral campaigns based on lies and innuendo.”

Skippy, all we do is take note of what they do, and as patriots, proclaim our shame and disgust with them.  Really.  When the First Sasquatch proclaimed on the campaign trail that she had never been proud of this country until her husband ran for office, no one had to make any part of it up to make it shameful.  When he proclaimed that anyone making $250k a year was rich, or that we can’t keep enjoying the fruits of our labors and exceptionalism, or drive what we want to drive, or that his agenda will redistribute wealth, the truth of his Politics of Lowered Expectations™ were clear for all to see.  The fact that he clearly does not understand history, appreciate the power of the American economy when it is not hamstrung by onerous regulation and idiotic tax policy, and does not love this country, a fact laid bare by his unashamed drive to fundamentally alter it into something it has never been by mandating the equality of enforced mediocrity, is obvious to anyone actually paying attention instead of worshipping at his altar.

“This site is dedicated to exposing all of them. Bringing those guilty of playing with the fire of deceitful comments out of their secret little lairs, the forums where they think they are safe to discuss their hate mongering and racist ways and expose them to the light of day for all the public to see.”

Says the wanna-be community organizer from behind the gates of a restricted forum.  Skippy, you sound like a pimple-faced Daily Kos diarist, frantically typing away in the basement of your Mother’s home instead of living in the real world, where real men and women work hard to provide for themselves, and have become numb to the left’s fevered cries of “Hate mongering” and “racism” whenever anyone dares to challenge its flawed dogma.  Here in the real world, we have dictionaries and know what these words actually mean, and refuse to be cowed by your incorrect invocation of them whenever your special mix of madness and stupidity is opposed.  You get points for hyperbole, but that’s pretty much it.

“They are extremely scared of this, so please for the sake of the American way, join our cause and root out these sites and post them for all the world to see.”

Scared?  Of you?  Listen, Skippy, the only thing I find remotely scary about you is with the current state of cranial-rectal inversion afflicting fifty-two percent of the voters in the nation, some of them might glom on to your public display of foolishness, and confer on you a degree of legitimacy that you do not deserve and that would only lead to the type of tragedy that always is the result of small-time tyrants like yourself drinking more than you can handle from the nearest flagon of power.  Scared of you?  Ha!  Skippy, we love it when people like you step out into the light and try to go toe-to-toe with us.  We kick your ass every single time in the Marketplace of Ideas.  Because I think you are the worst kind of coward, the kind who lacks the courage to stand up on your own two feet and live like a man, and therefore is only too eager to assist the usurper in his quest to rob us all of our birthright, which has made us the envy of the world, in the words of my blogfather, when met with a particularly vexatious prick, “I’m gonna make you famous.”  Enjoy your fifteen minutes of ignominy.  It will make you long for the anonymity that has up to this point concealed your moral failings.

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President Obama Denies The Black Baby Jesus

I heard something yesterday that made the hair I don’t have on the back of my neck stand up.  Here it is.  Go to 3:30 if you just want the meat and not the majority of the embarrassing blather.

For being the smartest man in the world, President Obama, you sir, are a fucking idiot.  Not only are you ignorant of basic U.S. history and religious tolerance, you’re an incompetent communicator.

While speaking in Turkey yesterday you could have and should have acknowledged the history of our country and given proper tribute to the religious basis of our founding but I suppose the TOTUS didn’t so instruct you.

I’m pretty sure that we are more tolerant of other religions than any other superpower.  Oh wait….we’re the only superpower.  I’m sure that’s a coincidence and that the freedoms we enjoy in this country, granted us by our Creator, have nothing to do with our status as the greatest nation in the history of the world.

We are not like Turkey, Mr. President.  Our nation in fact was founded on Christian values which in fact does make this a Christian nation.  I would assume that you have a basic understanding of those Christian values which you profess to believe when convenient and ignore when not, including yesterday in Turkey.

In all your blinding brilliance you were unable to admit and clearly communicate two basic but fundamental facts about our history and our nation: (A) we were founded as a Christian nation and (B) we don’t kill people because of their religious views as they do in Turkey.  Those statements are neither complicated nor offensive and they both happen to be true.

The fact that you weren’t properly equipped to communicate that, either from ignorance (ohai, Harvard) or your apparent desire to separate yourself and this nation from its Christian heritage, proves that you are less than a scholar, less than an intellectual and less than a proud Christian.

How difficult is it to state the historical reality that, in fact, we are a Christian nation.  We were founded on Judeo-Christian values and, according to those racist, slave-owning signers of the Declaration of Independence, our rights are endowed upon us by our Creator.

And unless you have historical documents that no one else has, I’m assuming those racist, slave-owning founders meant that our rights come from the Christian God, not Muhammad.  Hey!  Look what I found.

For you, President Obama, to deny a seminal fact of our creation as a nation renders you an embarrassed Christian, a historical ignoramous, an international coward or all of the above.

Despite your protestations to the contrary, we are, and for most people proudly so, a Christian nation that celebrates freedom of religion.  The fact that we are more tolerant of other religions, as well as the soulless practitioners of atheism, than any other nation on earth is a tribute to the fact that we have freedom of religion in this country, not a lack of Christianity in our founding, you utter dunce.

For you not to possess the ability to distinguish between us being a nation that imposes Christianity on its citizens, which we are not, and a nation that was founded on Christian values and is the shining beacon of religious freedom in the world, which we are, makes me happy I graduated from a state university.  In five years.

I shudder to think what would have happened if the community you organized was the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia.

Enjoy your four years in office, Stuperman.

Who would have thought that 4th grade history would be your Kryptonite.

As the brilliant Mrs. Rosetta has observed, “Being that we are not a Christian nation, it seems odd that our markets are closed on Good Friday.”

Welcome Fiity-tooers!!!

Rosetta was lamenting our lack of trolls. What better way to get one than to mock Teh ONe™. I know, its hard to improve upon such brilliance as appointing every tax-cheat and leftist twat-waffle floating through the stanky bowl we call D.C., setting up Joe Biden to police waste and incompetence, and causing the dow to drop like a stone every time you step in front of the camera, open your pie-hole and confidently mouth whatever the teleprompter feeds you, but I am confident that while we all count the change his disasterous economic policies leave us with while we hope they don’t find out about it, we can all sing this song. After all, it isn’t any sillier than Teh One™ telling us how electing him will reverse glowbull worminging, and stop the rise of the oceans.