Karma’s A Bitch, No?

Tuesday Evening


Pure Prairie League

New Riders of the Purple Sage

Three guys from RAF Lakenheath


I expect a flurry of thumbs down on this poat. Don’t disappoint me!


Can you feel it?

Can you feel it?

According to this story linked at Drudge, the Dems (spit) represent the richest and the poorest districts in the nation. 

The Democratic-controlled House is now an unusual combination of the richest and poorest districts, the best and least educated, and the best and the worst insured. The analysis found that Democrats have attracted educated, affluent whites who had tended previously to vote Republican.

Which begs the question, ” Who do the Reps (diapproving sigh) represent? 

 Republicans have tended to appeal to affluent voters since the Roosevelt era in the 1930s and 1940s but recently have appealed more to Southern and rural voters, who often have lower incomes.

“The story is really education,” says David Wasserman of the non-partisan Cook Political Report.He says “educated, wine-drinking Democrats” and poorer minority voters are an effective coalition because both groups are increasing in numbers. Even so, Wasserman expects Democrats to lose up to two dozen seats in the 2010 congressional elections, especially in poorer, white districts.

So obviously, since 1 plus 1 equals 3, Reps now represent the uneducated racist of the south. 

Silly me, I thought the correct answer would be:

rich + poor = Dems

Americans – Dems = everyone else that matters

everyone else that matters = the Middle Class

the Middle Class = Reps

Math is hard.

Rich’s younger self would like a word with all u h8ters:


Bad Romy! No!

See, this is why you don’t let women drive build and launch rockets!

Live from America. . . It’s Saturday Night!!

Lift your glasses and SING!

I think that might have been dirty?!?!!!


Song of the Week

This song has something for everyone…

1. Some slide for the old folks

2. Metal for the younger ones

3. Bald dudes punching themselves

4. Rob Halford for the gay ones

5. and a message that sums up every fucker here

Sunday Night Beat Down

Everything was cool once…

The Intention Is Good But The Technique Not So Much

We have had a lot of our regulars discussing their attempts to be stalkers here recently, and in usual Hostages fashion, these attempts usually suck like Kerry Marie with a straw at the ale brewery.
Because we care about our image and want to maintain our usual high standards, we offer the this video so that every Hostage, Detainee, and Captive can not only stalk, but be the envy of all the whackjobs on their cell block.

Special Thanks to Michael, BrewFan, DaveInTexas, and Lauraw for their willingness to participate in this training film.

Music For A Thursday

Some remakes suck, some don’t. What do you want me to say?