BBF October 26, 2007

Big BOOb Friday (Halloween Edition)

Welcome to the best Big Boob Friday on the Internet.  I need to get that trademarked one of these days.

Hopefully everyone has had a great week and you have a fun Halloween party to attend this weekend.  For those of you that have a tendency to overconsume, remember this simple rule:

Martinis are like boobs; one’s not enough and three is too many.

The accompanying song for today is a great one even though Nickelback is from Canada.  The song itself is fun but the video makes it even better.  Having famous people sing in your video isn’t a new idea but they do an excellent job with the lineup.

Pretty much anything with Billy Gibbons, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Paul Wall, Gene Simmons, the Naked Cowboy (calm down wiserbud), the guys from American Chopper, Chuck Liddell, Wayne Gretzky, Nelly Furtado (HAWT) AND Playboy bunnies (fake but still HAWT) is going to kick ass.  This is also a great sing-a-long song after 15 beers.  Loud.

As a bonus, I am fat Elvis every Halloween and he makes a cameo here.

And now, your Friday, October 26th, 2007 proof that God exists: Milena Velba dressed up as some superterrific action hero.

milena-velba-halloween-2.jpg

May your cup also runneth over.

October 26, 2007
Categories: Ambrosia, Dang!, Seriously!, boobs, booze, humans that could be food, smokes, sweet tunes . . Author: Rosetta Edit this entry

25 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2007 9:20 am

    at the risk of being called gay yet again by the always creative Rosetta, ick.

    It’s posts like this that really bring your gender into question, because if you think this is what guys dig, you must be a freakishly ugly chick.

  2. Comment by Rosetta on October 26, 2007 9:33 am

    Leave it to you to complain on Big Boob Friday.

    If you have suggestions or complaints, please shove them in the Official Hostages Suggestion Box. If you need help locating that, let me know.

  3. Comment by pjmomma on October 26, 2007 9:34 am

    Wiserbud I need to explain something to you. This is not what guys like, it’s what Rosetta likes.

    It all makes sense now, right?

  4. Comment by Rosetta on October 26, 2007 9:37 am

    Also, WARNING:

    That song has serious ear-worm potential so if you listen to it more than once, you may not be able to get it out of your head for the rest of the day.

  5. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2007 9:39 am

    is it what Rosetta likes or what Rosetta would like to be?

  6. Comment by pjmomma on October 26, 2007 9:42 am

    Is this a trick question? I think she wants to be fat Elvis. Now I’m all confused.

  7. Comment by pjmomma on October 26, 2007 9:49 am

    Was that Anna Nicole in the rock cave?

  8. Comment by lauraw on October 26, 2007 10:53 am

    Ewww.

    Not a good look.

  9. Comment by Rosetta on October 26, 2007 11:00 am

    Hahahaha.

    It’s HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Comment by cranky on October 26, 2007 11:26 am

    That woman is frightening. She could seriously injure a small child or domestic animals if she were, as is likely, to fall over.

  11. Comment by pjmomma on October 26, 2007 11:44 am

    Bet she could open a few beers huh?

  12. Comment by PattyAnn on October 26, 2007 12:11 pm

    Admit it, Rosetta. You started drinking at light-thirty this morning, didn’t ya?

  13. Comment by Rosetta on October 26, 2007 12:29 pm

    Admit it, Rosetta. You started drinking at light-thirty this morning, didn’t ya?

    Unbelievably and unfortunately no. I’ve been sober for almost 12 whole hours.

  14. Comment by pjmomma on October 26, 2007 12:43 pm

    So that’s what’s wrong.

  15. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2007 12:52 pm

    Does anyone else find it ironic that our biggest boob is responsible for big boob Friday, (and he can’t even do that right)?

  16. Comment by Black Baby Jesus on October 26, 2007 12:58 pm

    When you are mean to Rosetta, it makes me cry.

  17. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2007 1:31 pm

    When you are mean to Rosetta, it makes me cry.

    with tears of laughter, I’m sure.

  18. Comment by Russ Meyer on October 26, 2007 1:42 pm

    I, for one, praise Big Boob Friday as a great American tradition and one superbly imagined by this brilliant Rosetta fellow.

    And if you’re a man and you don’t like this picture of Milena Velba, you might want to consider donating your genitalia to someone more worthy of the meat and two veg.

  19. Comment by Rosetta on October 26, 2007 1:45 pm

    Sweet.

  20. Comment by nicedeb on October 26, 2007 2:40 pm

    No, that picture makes me cringe…it lookd sooo uncomfortable. She must be in a bitchy mood all the time because her bra straps are killing her.

    See how they’re digging into her shoulder?

  21. Comment by Dave in Texas on October 26, 2007 3:48 pm

    GAH! What the hell is that? Was she a technician at Chernobyl?

  22. Comment by pjmomma on October 26, 2007 4:06 pm

    I see camel toe

  23. Comment by Rosetta on October 26, 2007 6:53 pm

    The new movie from M. Night Shamalamadingdong…

    The Seventh Sense

    “I see camel toe”.

  24. Comment by nicedeb on October 26, 2007 7:22 pm

    Yeah, I forgot to mention the cameltoe.

  25. Comment by BrewFan on October 27, 2007 4:44 am

    She has kneepads! lol!